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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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gremlin

Ay’ll taek a six-pack to go!

Cookie's human

Congratulations, Gremilin on not-second! I’ll take a six-pack of Diet Pepsi, filled with way-too-sweet orange kittehs!

 
mary O'Spockn

hay, gremlin- wut wuld chew like fur your conga rat shoelacings?

mite i rekognize a fine vintage of “Do You no Wut It means to miss New Orleans”?

gremlin

Why, Mary O’S, dat wud be luvlee. De otter thot I had wuz to dantz de six-pak polka. (Ther is no such dantz, but we culd maek it up.)

Ai wuz onlee in N’Awlinz wunz, but eet wuz lublee an I wisht I culd go bak!

Yoo startz de dantz enneh way yoo wuntz an ay’ll joyn in!

mary O'Spockn

*singz Way off keey…*

dooooooooo yooooooooooooooooooooooo
……*holz notes owt, then the tempo piks up, & startz a little shuffel type danz*
kno wut it means
… (shufl shufl)
to miss New Orleeeeeens..
… (shufl shufl)

gremlin

*goes an gitz a beignet, snarfs it down (hey, this is teh majick uv dis plaec - I can haz beignet if I wunz wun!*

*shuffle, shuffle, JAZZ PAWZ!!!*

Hee hee, just had ta put dat JAZZ PAWZ in der, dis bein a sawng abowt de Beeg Eezy an awl . . .

mary O'Spockn

mmphmhphmphp *mouf fullof benyayz*

(translated: JAZZ PAWS!!!)

MOAR benyays, pls?

(hee hee, had a fren from philly hoo caem to bisit me in N’Olyuns , & he thotted it be pronounced bayzh-nutz. datz wut happns wen you goze to an ibee leeg skoool)

 
cratz

Mary, you muss be frum New Orleans or spent lots of time here - you sed “N’olyuns” wich is teh cloastest to the old timey local prunown…..pernunc…..way to say it. Almos enny way is better tahn “New Orleens”, or “N’awlins”, or as Anderson Coopy sez, “Norlins”. We say “New Orlee uns”, or “New Orlins”. An now you gots me cravin sum beignets to go wif my afternoon coffees. Merci!

 
gremlin

Yoo wunt sum chikkory cawffee to go wif dat benyay?

Mmm, letz sit an watch de boatz on de Mississippinomnomnomippi Ribber.

Tonite mebbe we goez dantzin in de Quarter . . . I putz mah dantzin shooz awn.

 
mary O'Spockn

hay, cratz! N’olyuns is mah favrite pronomsyashun. I heerd dat moztly roun teh nint wad and out by Arabee, Shalmette. Seemz i heerd it moar lak N’Awlins moar roun bout Metree adn out Purl Ribber way. But NEBBER new orLEEEnz unless it be ina sawng fur rymin or bye a noob.

 
cratz

You got it rite, Mary! “nint wad”- made me choke on my coffie!
An, gremlin, I just maded myself a cuppa chickory cofffe, but sadly, no benyayz! I do have a goggie fren on my street named Beignet. I calls her Donut.

 
mary O'Spockn

i’d like a cafe au lait, see vou play. can i buy y’all a round, too?

 
pb

Youz guys is making me has hungrees for benyay an king caek, an ai doant even knows wat those IS. Dats wut troo enfus… anthusi … beeen x-ited will do.

 
LN

@ Mary (9:07 AM)
bayzh-nutz!!! Priceless!

 
gremlin

linky to Cafe du Monde (wif pix of benyayz)

http://www.cafedumonde.com/

 
annyluvsprintie

An noaw my desk is juss a pool ov drool!

Teh caffee say teh daont do internet holessale orders.
Dayim!

 
 
mary O'Spockn

hai pb- kant merember ware i posted it but fanx fur the rekomendashun of thekatwhowalkedalone. was full of win +awesome=winsome

i founded it online! yay!

 
 
 
 
kafleen

Oh, Gremlin!! U is teh Furstee! An I missed all teh fun!

I hates work.

Wait. I likez monee.

*cunfyoosed*

*wails* Whai cantz I have teh dantzes fur mah frenz AN teh workee munniees???

Serrusslee, dough, gremlin, I nebbur noo wut a dat benyun thingee wuz tilll I clikked on ur link.

Nao I has a hungree.

gremlin

Ohai, Kafleen! Itz nebber too laet to dantz! *dantz dantz dantz, JAZZ PAWZ!* Yor turn!

I iz glad to see yoo - I saved a benyay fur yoo.

An I haz wun in mah uther paw fur owr dawter-uv-de-Webs, Itteh. If yoo seez her befoar I do, wil yoo shayr it wif her? I don see her much dese dayz an I misses her. Shez so lidde an kyoot, I wurriez abowt her in de cold wether. Shud we knit her a little swetter?

By teh way, did yoo see dat we nao has a sister-in-paw too? Miss JCH4K has sed she wil be our s-i-p. Owr liddel famblee is growing . . .

 
 
 
Cookie's human

REAL Redneck would use Budweiser.

eubie

Ware yu liv, CH, taht yu sooo smertz bowt teh rednex? Cuz I livs in Lucy Anna, so ai noes yu iz soo rite.

wrongobongo

CH’z rite. is da kollege stoodntz whu kerriez der kittehs in tings of Boosch, sillee!

Little Bird

Nao see, I iz frum Saynt Lewis (oryganally) where dey mayk teh Bush an teh Budwyser, an BOTH are growns fur red-neckiness. But Bush be by far teh worser of teh two.

 
 
Cookie's human

I iz fortchunate to count rednecks AND yuppies amongst my peeps and neighbors!

 
mary O'Spockn

hay, eubie- ware you at in Luziana? i libbed in Purl Ribber, N’Awluns (Gentilly) , Arabi, Chalmette and berry briefly in Metairie…

CrazeeKittehLadee

MO’S, yur qwestshun to Eubie maeks me smile…ai’s frum N’Awluns (Metry, akshooly) an ai miss heering peeple say “ware yu at?”!

mary O'Spockn

adn “pass by yore house” on teh way to “maek grocerees” at Shwagmannns!!
(yup, sadlee, Shwagmunns is gone wid teh wind… ;)

mary O'Spockn

ooooooooooo duz you merember the kommershul
“Aint nufin moar New Orlunz dan DIXIE beeer” ?

adn “Barqs, is it root beer?”

oh, now i be wanting a mufffuledda frum teh Centrul Grosserees…

 
mary O'Spockn

wif KING CAEK fur dessert!!!

(sowy- i bak frum strowl down meme re lane, nao)

 
 
MyBabiesHaveTails

Dun furgit teh crawfish. I r frum SE Techsus, but we lubs our Luzyanna neybors, an der fud.

 
CrazeeKittehLadee

Oh MO’S….yur maekin me hoemsik!! An ai wuz jus in N’Awlins at Krismus and had a mufffaledda at da Napoleon House in da kwarter, baut olliv sald at Centrul Grosserees, an had sum benyays at Cafay Doomond…was wunerful!!! Now yu maekin me want to order a king caek!

 
mary O'Spockn

hay, crazee- i finks dey makes sum sortob mix you can ordur. hey, mebbee we cans has a teeny tiny faek one wif a doughnut, colored shuga, and poke innit a liddle plastical babee. or the barbbee fut frum a preeevyus thred

ideayuhs, I Hazm! ( i didn say tehy wuz good ideeyuhs, jus dat i hazm)

 
CrazeeKittehLadee

Dat sounds gud to me!

 
cratz

I shooda red furtha down to see all the udder New Orleans comments. I hope y’all are tellin udder peeps about how grate N.O. iz. Some peeps fink dat teh hole citty is still a mess after teh hurrycane, an not a gud plase to visit. An it iz Carnival tyme now - lotz of fun, an lots of extry gud stuf to eet.
Now karen, my sista, will prolly hav a comment to add about our home town.

 
karen

o heer i yam juss hoem frum werk. so muches nooworlins commentz!
i liff up mai shert an shows u my boobees an u frow me sum beeds, k?

 
 
MyBabiesHaveTails

U meen people dun say “ware u at?” ennywhere but de souf? Oh, dear, i iz kuntry.

CrazeeKittehLadee

Ai neber herd ennywun but peepel frum N’Awlins say “ware u at”…dey say it udder plaises too? I livves in Atlanta now, but neber heer ennywun say dat heer…

 
mary O'Spockn

where yat? is nawt jus a kwestion ending in a prepozishun in regard to the lokation of the othure purson, iz awlso a sort of greeting.

i fink dat’s how teh term “yat” became attachmentated to sumwun frum N’Awlins, partikularlee teh Nint’ Wad.

 
CrazeeKittehLadee

Yur eggsakly rite MO’S…dat’s ware “yat” caem frum. An yur menshun ov da Nint’ Wad maeks me sad…ai dryv thru it evry tiem ai go hoem…rite now itz filled wit Brad Pitt’s pink “howses”, hoepin to rebild…

 
mary O'Spockn

teh whole town of Arabi (rite on teh edge of nint wad) is gon frum wut i herd. Whole nayborhoods ware frends and naybors libbed had to be bulldozed (inkluding teh church i wented to)
dat’s ware i libbed jus befoar i mobed to teenytineeNew Ingerland a coonz age ago.

 
moe

ai nawt so gud wif teh merrykan reejnl diffrunsez, ai ownly libd in teh norfeast. but ai shoor ai herd “were yu at” in teh Pinselvainea. wuz definitly Pinselvayneanz sayin it, nawt Lucie Anna peepz. but mebbe de Pinselvainean kollij kidz seyin it to sown kool? sumtiemz iz hard, figgerin owt witch fingz is reejnl and witch wunz iz jus eediosin… idyeosynk… kwerkz (but iz wut maek uvver kulcherz fun tu lern :) )

*sawnterz ober tu MO’S an gremlin*
o hai, mynd if i haz sum koffee an wun ub doze bainyays — dey lukz delishus!

 
mary O'Spockn

welkom, moe! keerful, bof the benyays and cups o cafay oh lay be berry hawt!!

 
MyBabiesHaveTails

CrazeeKittehLadee, I’z n SE Techsus, Beaumont 2B hezact (say it wif me peeps: Bo’mont, kinda like Geaux Tigers)

 
cratz

Okay - teh fing peeple say in New Orleanz is “where y’at?” It duzzent meen “where are you?”. It means something like “how ya doin?”, or “how’s it going” - kind of like in French, “comment ca va?” I ain’t nebber herd it anywhere but N.O., an not even in all parts of town. The response is not spozed to be “I’m right here in frunt of you, stoopy.”, but something like, “yeah, what’s happening?”, or most othent…..authanti…..reely reel “Aaaall rite.”

 
MyBabiesHaveTails

In TX “ware y’at” just means “ware y’at.”

 
 
 
eubie

Hai, mary o. m in teh wuuds bi Lake D’Arbonne neer Farmersvill in NELA. Hier norf, but still be havzin teh gud fuds. Mai huzbin maiks teh crawfishee pye OMG adn teh A 2 Fay 2 dye fr. Awlso up hear us habz teh prapul-hull peez an trenip greenz and teh crenbred. Bess of bof whirlz.

 
 
Amethyst

My spouse is from Baton Rouge, we were there in September. Where we learned about love bugs and stink bugs. Whoo!

(and also about drinking with Cajuns… I think I’m still hung over)

MyBabiesHaveTails

and mudbugs?

Amethyst

I didn’t see those! What are they like?

MyBabiesHaveTails

Also know as crawfish - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mudbugs
Make sure you scroll down to the “Crayfish as a Dish” section ;) Mmmm, tasty!

 
MyBabiesHaveTails

I think my initial reply is awaiting moderation (it had a link in it), so I’ll supply you with this tidbit from the Wiki definition: “Louisiana crawfish are usually boiled live in a large pot with heavy seasoning (salt, cayenne pepper, lemon, garlic, bay leaves, etc.) and other items such as potatoes, maize, onions, garlic, and sausage. They are generally served at a gathering known as a crawfish boil. Other popular dishes in the Cajun and Creole cuisines of Louisiana include crawfish étouffée, crawfish pie, crawfish dressing, crawfish bread, and crawfish beignets [6], and crayfish are an ingredient in Chicken Marengo.”

 
mary O'Spockn

hey, MBHT, ben dere, dun dat!

 
Amethyst

Oooh! Crawfish! Actually… where ever we went when we were there, they were always OUT of crawfish! We did get some awesome Po’Boys,

He also lived in Amie, Hammond, Roseland, and New Orleans. He also loved to go fishing on Grand Isle, and we didn’t get a chance to go there, but next time, darnit!

 
 
 
 
 
woodchuck

Dat wuz mai furs thot tu — gotta be a Bud.

 
HugoDePayenz

a REAL redneck would have made his own moonshine you city slicker.

 
 
dd

REAL redneck would use Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Patreeotik ret neek , Wit hiz wite sox, ret neek and blu rippon bier.

 
kafleen

Pabst Blue Ribbon!
*rasp, rasp, rasp*