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Ay’ll taek a six-pack to go!
Congratulations, Gremilin on not-second! I’ll take a six-pack of Diet Pepsi, filled with way-too-sweet orange kittehs!
hay, gremlin- wut wuld chew like fur your conga rat shoelacings?
mite i rekognize a fine vintage of “Do You no Wut It means to miss New Orleans”?
Why, Mary O’S, dat wud be luvlee. De otter thot I had wuz to dantz de six-pak polka. (Ther is no such dantz, but we culd maek it up.)
Ai wuz onlee in N’Awlinz wunz, but eet wuz lublee an I wisht I culd go bak!
Yoo startz de dantz enneh way yoo wuntz an ay’ll joyn in!
*singz Way off keey…*
dooooooooo yooooooooooooooooooooooo
……*holz notes owt, then the tempo piks up, & startz a little shuffel type danz*
kno wut it means
… (shufl shufl)
to miss New Orleeeeeens..
… (shufl shufl)
*goes an gitz a beignet, snarfs it down (hey, this is teh majick uv dis plaec – I can haz beignet if I wunz wun!*
*shuffle, shuffle, JAZZ PAWZ!!!*
Hee hee, just had ta put dat JAZZ PAWZ in der, dis bein a sawng abowt de Beeg Eezy an awl . . .
mmphmhphmphp *mouf fullof benyayz*
(translated: JAZZ PAWS!!!)
MOAR benyays, pls?
(hee hee, had a fren from philly hoo caem to bisit me in N’Olyuns , & he thotted it be pronounced bayzh-nutz. datz wut happns wen you goze to an ibee leeg skoool)
Mary, you muss be frum New Orleans or spent lots of time here – you sed “N’olyuns” wich is teh cloastest to the old timey local prunown…..pernunc…..way to say it. Almos enny way is better tahn “New Orleens”, or “N’awlins”, or as Anderson Coopy sez, “Norlins”. We say “New Orlee uns”, or “New Orlins”. An now you gots me cravin sum beignets to go wif my afternoon coffees. Merci!
Yoo wunt sum chikkory cawffee to go wif dat benyay?
Mmm, letz sit an watch de boatz on de Mississippinomnomnomippi Ribber.
Tonite mebbe we goez dantzin in de Quarter . . . I putz mah dantzin shooz awn.
hay, cratz! N’olyuns is mah favrite pronomsyashun. I heerd dat moztly roun teh nint wad and out by Arabee, Shalmette. Seemz i heerd it moar lak N’Awlins moar roun bout Metree adn out Purl Ribber way. But NEBBER new orLEEEnz unless it be ina sawng fur rymin or bye a noob.
You got it rite, Mary! “nint wad”- made me choke on my coffie!
An, gremlin, I just maded myself a cuppa chickory cofffe, but sadly, no benyayz! I do have a goggie fren on my street named Beignet. I calls her Donut.
i’d like a cafe au lait, see vou play. can i buy y’all a round, too?
Youz guys is making me has hungrees for benyay an king caek, an ai doant even knows wat those IS. Dats wut troo enfus… anthusi … beeen x-ited will do.
@ Mary (9:07 AM)
bayzh-nutz!!! Priceless!
linky to Cafe du Monde (wif pix of benyayz)
http://www.cafedumonde.com/
An noaw my desk is juss a pool ov drool!
Teh caffee say teh daont do internet holessale orders.
Dayim!
hai pb- kant merember ware i posted it but fanx fur the rekomendashun of thekatwhowalkedalone. was full of win +awesome=winsome
i founded it online! yay!
Oh, Gremlin!! U is teh Furstee! An I missed all teh fun!
I hates work.
Wait. I likez monee.
*cunfyoosed*
*wails* Whai cantz I have teh dantzes fur mah frenz AN teh workee munniees???
Serrusslee, dough, gremlin, I nebbur noo wut a dat benyun thingee wuz tilll I clikked on ur link.
Nao I has a hungree.
Ohai, Kafleen! Itz nebber too laet to dantz! *dantz dantz dantz, JAZZ PAWZ!* Yor turn!
I iz glad to see yoo – I saved a benyay fur yoo.
An I haz wun in mah uther paw fur owr dawter-uv-de-Webs, Itteh. If yoo seez her befoar I do, wil yoo shayr it wif her? I don see her much dese dayz an I misses her. Shez so lidde an kyoot, I wurriez abowt her in de cold wether. Shud we knit her a little swetter?
By teh way, did yoo see dat we nao has a sister-in-paw too? Miss JCH4K has sed she wil be our s-i-p. Owr liddel famblee is growing . . .
REAL Redneck would use Budweiser.
Ware yu liv, CH, taht yu sooo smertz bowt teh rednex? Cuz I livs in Lucy Anna, so ai noes yu iz soo rite.
CH’z rite. is da kollege stoodntz whu kerriez der kittehs in tings of Boosch, sillee!
Nao see, I iz frum Saynt Lewis (oryganally) where dey mayk teh Bush an teh Budwyser, an BOTH are growns fur red-neckiness. But Bush be by far teh worser of teh two.
I iz fortchunate to count rednecks AND yuppies amongst my peeps and neighbors!
hay, eubie- ware you at in Luziana? i libbed in Purl Ribber, N’Awluns (Gentilly) , Arabi, Chalmette and berry briefly in Metairie…
MO’S, yur qwestshun to Eubie maeks me smile…ai’s frum N’Awluns (Metry, akshooly) an ai miss heering peeple say “ware yu at?”!
adn “pass by yore house” on teh way to “maek grocerees” at Shwagmannns!!
(yup, sadlee, Shwagmunns is gone wid teh wind…)
ooooooooooo duz you merember the kommershul
“Aint nufin moar New Orlunz dan DIXIE beeer” ?
adn “Barqs, is it root beer?”
oh, now i be wanting a mufffuledda frum teh Centrul Grosserees…
wif KING CAEK fur dessert!!!
(sowy- i bak frum strowl down meme re lane, nao)
An sum boodain…
Dun furgit teh crawfish. I r frum SE Techsus, but we lubs our Luzyanna neybors, an der fud.
Oh MO’S….yur maekin me hoemsik!! An ai wuz jus in N’Awlins at Krismus and had a mufffaledda at da Napoleon House in da kwarter, baut olliv sald at Centrul Grosserees, an had sum benyays at Cafay Doomond…was wunerful!!! Now yu maekin me want to order a king caek!
hay, crazee- i finks dey makes sum sortob mix you can ordur. hey, mebbee we cans has a teeny tiny faek one wif a doughnut, colored shuga, and poke innit a liddle plastical babee. or the barbbee fut frum a preeevyus thred
ideayuhs, I Hazm! ( i didn say tehy wuz good ideeyuhs, jus dat i hazm)
Dat sounds gud to me!
I shooda red furtha down to see all the udder New Orleans comments. I hope y’all are tellin udder peeps about how grate N.O. iz. Some peeps fink dat teh hole citty is still a mess after teh hurrycane, an not a gud plase to visit. An it iz Carnival tyme now – lotz of fun, an lots of extry gud stuf to eet.
Now karen, my sista, will prolly hav a comment to add about our home town.
o heer i yam juss hoem frum werk. so muches nooworlins commentz!
i liff up mai shert an shows u my boobees an u frow me sum beeds, k?
U meen people dun say “ware u at?” ennywhere but de souf? Oh, dear, i iz kuntry.
Ai neber herd ennywun but peepel frum N’Awlins say “ware u at”…dey say it udder plaises too? I livves in Atlanta now, but neber heer ennywun say dat heer…
where yat? is nawt jus a kwestion ending in a prepozishun in regard to the lokation of the othure purson, iz awlso a sort of greeting.
i fink dat’s how teh term “yat” became attachmentated to sumwun frum N’Awlins, partikularlee teh Nint’ Wad.
Yur eggsakly rite MO’S…dat’s ware “yat” caem frum. An yur menshun ov da Nint’ Wad maeks me sad…ai dryv thru it evry tiem ai go hoem…rite now itz filled wit Brad Pitt’s pink “howses”, hoepin to rebild…
teh whole town of Arabi (rite on teh edge of nint wad) is gon frum wut i herd. Whole nayborhoods ware frends and naybors libbed had to be bulldozed (inkluding teh church i wented to)
dat’s ware i libbed jus befoar i mobed to teenytineeNew Ingerland a coonz age ago.
ai nawt so gud wif teh merrykan reejnl diffrunsez, ai ownly libd in teh norfeast. but ai shoor ai herd “were yu at” in teh Pinselvainea. wuz definitly Pinselvayneanz sayin it, nawt Lucie Anna peepz. but mebbe de Pinselvainean kollij kidz seyin it to sown kool? sumtiemz iz hard, figgerin owt witch fingz is reejnl and witch wunz iz jus eediosin… idyeosynk… kwerkz (but iz wut maek uvver kulcherz fun tu lern
)
*sawnterz ober tu MO’S an gremlin*
o hai, mynd if i haz sum koffee an wun ub doze bainyays — dey lukz delishus!
welkom, moe! keerful, bof the benyays and cups o cafay oh lay be berry hawt!!
CrazeeKittehLadee, I’z n SE Techsus, Beaumont 2B hezact (say it wif me peeps: Bo’mont, kinda like Geaux Tigers)
Okay – teh fing peeple say in New Orleanz is “where y’at?” It duzzent meen “where are you?”. It means something like “how ya doin?”, or “how’s it going” – kind of like in French, “comment ca va?” I ain’t nebber herd it anywhere but N.O., an not even in all parts of town. The response is not spozed to be “I’m right here in frunt of you, stoopy.”, but something like, “yeah, what’s happening?”, or most othent…..authanti…..reely reel “Aaaall rite.”
In TX “ware y’at” just means “ware y’at.”
Hai, mary o. m in teh wuuds bi Lake D’Arbonne neer Farmersvill in NELA. Hier norf, but still be havzin teh gud fuds. Mai huzbin maiks teh crawfishee pye OMG adn teh A 2 Fay 2 dye fr. Awlso up hear us habz teh prapul-hull peez an trenip greenz and teh crenbred. Bess of bof whirlz.
My spouse is from Baton Rouge, we were there in September. Where we learned about love bugs and stink bugs. Whoo!
(and also about drinking with Cajuns… I think I’m still hung over)
and mudbugs?
I didn’t see those! What are they like?
Also know as crawfish – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mudbugs
Mmmm, tasty!
Make sure you scroll down to the “Crayfish as a Dish” section
I think my initial reply is awaiting moderation (it had a link in it), so I’ll supply you with this tidbit from the Wiki definition: “Louisiana crawfish are usually boiled live in a large pot with heavy seasoning (salt, cayenne pepper, lemon, garlic, bay leaves, etc.) and other items such as potatoes, maize, onions, garlic, and sausage. They are generally served at a gathering known as a crawfish boil. Other popular dishes in the Cajun and Creole cuisines of Louisiana include crawfish étouffée, crawfish pie, crawfish dressing, crawfish bread, and crawfish beignets [6], and crayfish are an ingredient in Chicken Marengo.”
hey, MBHT, ben dere, dun dat!
Oooh! Crawfish! Actually… where ever we went when we were there, they were always OUT of crawfish! We did get some awesome Po’Boys,
He also lived in Amie, Hammond, Roseland, and New Orleans. He also loved to go fishing on Grand Isle, and we didn’t get a chance to go there, but next time, darnit!
Dat wuz mai furs thot tu — gotta be a Bud.
a REAL redneck would have made his own moonshine you city slicker.
korm skweezins FTW!!!!
REAL redneck would use Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Patreeotik ret neek , Wit hiz wite sox, ret neek and blu rippon bier.
oar a hipster frum bruklyn
or portland:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jamidwyer/2004135721/
Pabst Blue Ribbon!
*rasp, rasp, rasp*
thatz a 6-pak with a cat-hed bawltle cap openir on the outsied!
But luk hao beeg de kitteh’s pewpilz is.
Nawt shur is saef tu tuch de cat-hed bawtle cap openir.
teh crack is popular in teh rural areas too
lulz, noes it ehn’t!
Da rurals loves them some moonshine.
Redneck Kitteh iz just p.o.’d that here he be all ready in hiz cat carrier, and no one iz taking him yet to the kitteh-kar races.
Kitteh mus be a rednek if . . .
He tinks de last wurds uv de Stars Pangled Bannur is ” Gennilmins pleez start yor enjins!”
that r funnee!
Or “Play ball!”
Holy crap, that’s funny!
I’z rly LOLd. Mai hubby had ta com c whut I wuz cacklin at. *g*
my hubby lol’ed too
Ah bleeve dam keeydz showdlnt dreank bear beefor dem trn 9
kitteh has his own sawn-off shotgun inside of the carrier!
somewhere Jeff Foxworthy is missing a joke, poor dear.
If you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment…
ef yr kittehs collar haz five moar rings hangin offa et…
If ur famus last werds (recit’d at ur epi-, epitef-, funeral) wuz “Hey, y’all! Watch this!”
Lolfoxworthy says, “Nooooo, dey be stealin my joke!”
I askeded for teh MOOSEhed beer. Kitteh-hed beer, do not want.
ohai
jus chekin owt teh bocks. nawt drinkin teh beer or nuffin. *hic* nope. nawt. i can has pretzles, tho?
I has a beer.
you can has AA?
wen teh monees tyt
buy busch lyt
Aiz hedin fo da mowntins!
Excyooz me, what’s the alcohall contents of this kitteh?
I noes that milk cums frum cows.
Did nawt noe that beer cums from kittehs.
Ai alwaiyz figgered beer cums frum bunnehs.
Yu noes, bekawz uv de HOPS!
*giglol*
stoopy wordpress eated mai comentz…
DID sai “(smaks head)”
*heddesk*
It should be a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon, but still very funny.
Kitteh reddy to defend their choise of bevridj. Mine!!1!1
multipoipuss tool – poynty enz can defend teh beer or open it.
sigh, another unfortunate case of over packaging…
oh noes, mebbee the flip side ob the enbironmental coyne:
“clebber use of recycling wins MacArthur Genyus Grant-”
LEGAL NOTISS:
Bai openning dis packij, yoo is agreein to awl de legal terms ritten in itteh-bitteh tipe on de sied uv de bokx . . .
Red neck cat hates stereo types.
Yes, he preferz teh mono-types.
onlee problum iz when foget to takz kittah owt b4 frigerashun of beer stil in box
Well, it wudn’t be as funnay if kitteh was in wine bukkit, now wudz it?
nawh, haz 2 be fridge wine box…u kno teh ones, Franzia? Haz lik 3 liters wine for priz ov one? Nuttin sez qualitee lik bagged wine….
BEST CAPTION EVAR.
Hey, y’all, donchall fergit bout thu Old Milwaukee an PBR, now!
Gotta have SUM variety in our carriers!
Yes, in Minnesota the rednecks drink Old Milwaukee.
Only i suppose they aren’t really rednecks here. Not really hillbillies either.
More like prairiebillies…
Oh hai devious minx,
I growed up in MN! They prolly aren’t still around, but I member Schlitz and Grain Belt, and Pabst Bloo Ribbon, too.
still there.
Nah…dem fokes up der in the Midwest? Dey drink Olympia, but nobody calls in that…it’s just Oly….
like in Sven and Oly.
Yah, sure.
Do they even make Hamm’s Beer any more? “From the land of Sky Blue Waters…”
Or Stroh’s?
Yay, I get to go to the vet to get neutered… What that mean?
Nevr yu mynd, kitteh. Just havv anuthr beer.
reminds me ob teh Far Side pic ob teh goggie in teh car in drybwae, gloating to hims unfetterd frenz, nya, nya, nyaaa, nya, i’m gonna get tutored!
Some misguided sense of propriety prevents me from captioning the first thought that came to mind when I saw this photo.
Oh go awn. Wispurr an nobuddy will heer but me.
Yeah, rodney, pls tell!
Teh too ub dem r all a guy needs?
/bad
Ew. Got it. Thx 4 not sharin.
mai kittehs get in eny boks taht has a ope …. hoal in it furr tehm to get in. tehy donut needs teh beers furrst 2 tawk tehm into it.
ok…juss re-red taht….tahts NAWT wut I ment!!!!!! Derty minds – I heers tehm.
iz ok kittehlurve
we all knows paypurr bags an cardbord boxes make da best cat-caves evar
well wellz, diz iz a surpise, i was expctin a leprechaun
can u do da Irish jig kittah?
“BUUUUURRRRRRPPPP!!!!”
daveman and kitteh look at internets, look at ‘chother. “Is cat carrier for redneks, or is carrier for rednek cats? Which wun uv us is rednek?”
daveman sez “Iz you, you born in trailer park, prolly inbred.” Kitteh sez, “No, iz you. You concieved on bus, defnly inbred.”
Cotton Eye Joe’s Cat
…wher did HE com frum?
(an wher didz he go?)
If it hadn’t been for Cotton Eyed Joe
I’d been married long time ago…
Wow, people, I have either been running with
just the RIGHT crowd
or
just the WRONG crowd.
I first saw this, picture and caption, as an e-mail at least 4 years ago.
Maybe even before Busch started using “born-on” dates: I don’t see one on the box here!
And none of you seems, so far, to have mentioned seeing it before.
Whaddya think?
Rerun… writer’s strike and what not…
I’ve seen it for years too, but think it gets a prize as one of the first lolcat pics ever, so it’s full of win. One of my departed kitteh’s used to do this with our boxes of Milwaukee’s Best. Now, there’s some cheap redneck brew
“Wow I get a new cat carrier every day.”
In Canada we’d callz dis teh “hoser” cat carrier… Dem hosers lurves beer (and hokkee).
I thot all da Canadyanz lurves da hokkee. Went to turanto, saw da peeps wif da hokkee skorz in nuspapr, studeeying dem verree intentlee…
Here in Merryland, hoser just garden-vareyetee dork.
All Canadyanz duz lurves der hokkee. But teh hosers REELEE lurves hokkee. Hoser can also meen dork heer (sumtimes). But it reelee meens guys leik Bob & Doug McKenzie. We don’t haz 2 many rednecks in Canada – ’sept 4 in some partz of teh prayerees…
FYI, Wile we luves hokkee teh best – teh nashoonal sport of Canada is lacrosse. No lie. Go figgur.
omg!!! luuuuuv iiit
That’s an *OLD* chestnut.
cubecat is.. cubical.
I wuld just liek to sez:
I made dis lol, so to please let me tell yoo: where I frum, Busch IZ beer of redneck. I live in teh upstayt of SC… iz veree redneck. Yoo no beleeve, den come visit n see. Dat iz all.
=]
lolz
hey! dat from mai garGE! U PUT BACK!
Da best cheep way to carry Kats. Iz so Cute is Drinkable!