Comments on: WITNUS RELOKASHUN CAT

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:06:48 +0000

or akshully, just “bucket.” ovrlukked taht tag cuz not spelld rite.

By: M.E.

M.E. — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:38:57 +0000

Thank kitteh god liddle kitteh iz safes from teh Walruss!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:14:24 +0000

luk at “bukket” an “bukkit” in teh tag cloud (link below). basikly, teh lolrus (walrus, akshully a large seal of some sort) hadz a bukkit in teh waterpark show an teh traynor tookded it away frum himz. pore lolrus, luking for bukkit, iz grate mistree weher it beez now.

By: kat

kat — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:44:32 +0000

I dont understand the “bucket” thing. whats the significance behind the bucket??

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:56:06 +0000

Yes. I lub dis place. Is Sankshooarree.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:48:58 +0000

Kafleen – yoo haz a beeg hart. An gud sense, too. Ai feel teh worrisum stuff too. But ai don’t noe what to doo about eet.

Purrhaps just come heer – luk and laff, play wif ar deer frenz, so wee ar nawt dragged down arselves. Az long az there ar peepl as nice az ar frenz heer, awl cannawt bee lost.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:44:37 +0000

Oh, deer lourdesmont. Ai am so sorree to heer taht yoo ar going froo waht ai heop iz just a ruff patch rite nao.

Having cawt an tukked yur liddle brayne cell bak into yur hed, ai feel kwite cloase to yoo, so it paynes mee gratelee to heer taht yoo ar nawt az happee az yoo shud bee.

Enething we can doo to halp??

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:37:44 +0000

*looks arown*

*whisspurrs*

U noe, guys, it seems like lately sum vereh uglee theengs have been happening, moar dan yooshooal. Maybee juss my maginashun, butt seems like lots of evils and sadnesses and uglees lately in news an udder places. Is worrisum.

I says extra prayurs.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:35:12 +0000

Dat troo. I wunders cause I sees some xtreemlee clevur and funnee pics dat r juss over teh top dat never make it. Is dissuhpointeen.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:33:34 +0000

u meen teh wun wiff teh lady and boy in teh front?

Dat wun VEREH scareh. No like.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:29:06 +0000

Dammit. Teh stuff I misses.

*Wah!!!*

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:18:23 +0000

Damn. Dat is sum kinda cold.

Do not want!

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:28:38 +0000

Dere is awlreddi mai tribbul choklit brawonies for cheerin peeps up (an for recovvri from Dementor attaks). I muss sai, teh choklit covvered speedoes souns a bit unhighgeenik. But whatever, in an emmergensy.

I persunnally feel in need ov a Catberries flake an a larj (not frozen, its 2 cold) margareeta.

By: Chitinmaster

Chitinmaster — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:22:59 +0000

GEDAWAYFROMDAWINDOW!!!111!!!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:50:00 +0000

I copy an paste teh funneh ones on teh boting page, to an e-mail.
I sends them to mah sweetie, fur sumpfin funneh to luk at on teh plane.

By: jpet

jpet — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:18:04 +0000

But teh alternet furzhon wair a kitteh sayves Soozann Plehshett, right?

By: insanityinside

insanityinside — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:55:45 +0000

anomnomnommymouse kitteh

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:22:13 +0000

well, nowun ebber got teh bedderer ob Miss Piggy! Defnitly a wiganwings dai tomorrow!

An to maek yu feel still moer bedderer – Ai has a Bike brekfast at stoopy o’clok in the mornink tomorrow; Ai has to pertend Ai is awayk an happi an glad to be hangin arown teh byk sheds as teh chilluns arryv at skool, awn a coeld Janumary mornink. Ai lubs mai jawb, but sumtyms a rilly wunder wy!

By: addkittehz

addkittehz — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:15:34 +0000

we drinks anover martoonee an tries to gnaw the chocolate covered speedo off teh Daneel Craig. Although i spect dat cood be vued as naperopereeate by sum

By: SJ

SJ — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:14:27 +0000

nawt to menshun alkyholl.

By: addkittehz

addkittehz — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:12:27 +0000

I fink Sj’s taxman induced colapse is zacklee teh kind uv Mergencee that requires teh chocolate covered speedo. If we gets consecus I finks keepin teh CCS’s on the CCC would be ape rope ree ate. I mean the CCC is now being ued fer all kinds of Mergencees wher ewe needs teh kindness an soothing supports

By: SJ

SJ — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:10:53 +0000

Ai fink tehr is a reel danger ai wud luk like Miss Piggy if ai did dat.

By: SJ

SJ — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:09:21 +0000

‘CHOO!!! Watch wut ur doin wiv dose ostreech feavers, but keep soothin. Mai brow is still furrowed. An fank u Ambercat ai is still feelin bery week so ai will has anotter martoonie. An dus NE buddy has a choklit eclare bai NE chanss?

By: Tribble

Tribble — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:07:18 +0000

addkittehz, wii can haz chocolte cuvered speedoez?! Ooh Boi! U tinkz wii cud keep sum on da CCC fur mergenciez? (Eye not zactlee sure wht kine uff mergencee wood kneed da chocolte cuvered speedoez, but wii can tink uff sumtin.)

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:05:41 +0000

but its Dress Up Fry Degg tomorrow! Waer yur curly wig an pink wings to werk an has funfunfun!!!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:02:27 +0000

Teh taxman; teh car-repaymunt man; teh gasandelektrik man – tehy AWL wont owr munnees! Ai sai we hoel up heer in teh barn an drink teh martoonees an ogul teh Danyul Crayg, Yung Nekkid Gy, Kevin Sorbet an Fillinblankheer – but oenlee in a pro-pree-ate manner – until we fergets aawwwlll abowt it…..wotebber it wuz…errrr….moer martoonees enneewun?

By: turtlol

turtlol — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:57:31 +0000

noes! dey FOUND Jimmihoffa…dey scrape makup offa TammiFaeBakr and *poof* dere he wuz…. (giggle) sawry, Ai noes she just passt, but ai ‘memeber dat joke…mayd me fink of it.

By: turtlol

turtlol — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:53:21 +0000

wut? noes Shadoo Dansin fur Tribble? Mebee to tune of Jaymez Bawnd theme?

Tribble, Ai lubs teh seen in L&LD u describe….dat’s tew full of win….specially if yew has ebber scene a N’Awleens funeral….dey has teh ryt idee….be sad, but sellabrate lyfe at same tyme!

By: addkittehz

addkittehz — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:52:39 +0000

bringz teh CCC to Nawty Barn stat! WE haz a man down! Needz IV drip of martoonee, Haz Daneel Carig standing by to fan teh pashent wiff ostreech feavers and sooth her furrowed brow gentlee wiff he masculin hanz. We will all drink heavily in support and comizerashun of our mutual dislaikeeness ub teh taxman. WE needz excessive amounts sticky sweet things and alkeehol

By: SJ

SJ — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:27:23 +0000

Tudai wuz defnitly a litter box kinda day. An tomorrow luks laik beein a poopinurshoe kinda day.

By: SJ

SJ — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:26:16 +0000

AWL mai ogglin wus TOADALLY propreeyut. NEwai, ai has had teh day frawm h3ll (ackshully ai has had teh week from h3ll) an I just fownd owt ai owes teh taxman a lotta munnies (which is unfair, ai wud spend dat munnies on mush bedder tings tahn the govermint will do – shoos f’rinstunss) so ai wud laik a bery BERY big martoonie plz. Shaken, stirred, ai duz nawt gibba dam.

By: Simpson

Simpson — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:21:46 +0000

lolrus haz so meny mafisto associates

bettah be carefol kittah

By: addkittehz

addkittehz — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:15:12 +0000

teh tung printz iz back from teh lab and dey clears SJ, alltho we did find some of her bref behind Daneels ear. Looks laik dis one will be cold case soon. Daneel will hab to lib wiff de haunting memrees of teh oglin, though he did say dat teh pawses wuz kind of nice. No charjiz will be filed at dis taim and all may return to the barn for celebratory martoonees an chocolate covered speedos.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:07:38 +0000

Dark thoughts… I haz dem.

By: addkittehz

addkittehz — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:52:13 +0000

ok, then we will jes do the cabbity serch. Mr. Craig made some alluzshun to inappropriate oggling and paws in places dat madez him uncumfertible. You wouldn’t know anyfing bout dis wooja? The tung printz will be back frum teh lab shortly

By: SJ

SJ — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:42:59 +0000

Um…. ai lefted mai DNA at home tudai, so sry.

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:41:45 +0000

Gotta go chek nao. An I wanna be neer wen yoo squeek in terroah — souns kyoot.

By: addkittehz

addkittehz — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:34:03 +0000

we’ll need you to come with us SJ for some rooteen kwerstchuning. Would you mindz gibbing us a sample of yer DNA’s? Just so we kin eliminate you as a suspict.

By: lourdesmont

lourdesmont — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:19:26 +0000

Eye herez da “Amen Bruffer!” tu doze scen…sent… felinez!

Eye noze Eye can allus come tu dis playce and has da break frum da Real Life whut sucks out laoud at da moment. Da laffs frum da pitchers and da funny wurdz frum da cheezfrens brings much light to mah darkness!

Choo guys rockz!
Out Loud!

By: SJ

SJ — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:17:52 +0000

Tung printz? U can do dat? Uh oh….. ai meen, nuffin, ai wusn’t eben IN teh nawty barn, ai wuz rite heer werkin bery bery hard.

*hidez martoonie glass in filing cabbynet*

By: Teho

Teho — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:03:23 +0000

BAH!
(Bukkitz Anonny-Holix)

By: addkittehz

addkittehz — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:01:43 +0000

CSI Kitteh here. Let’s take it to the barn kidz. I awreddy see some sticckee fingerzprintz. I must inspect Daneel’s speedo more carefully. Perhaps dust for tung prints. I will needz assiztenz and to kwerstchun witnizez

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:46:19 +0000

I used to go through 2 or 3 bukkits a day, until I joined Bukkits Anonymous.

By: Anukki

Anukki — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:32:29 +0000

“Half a league, half a league, half a league on, with a hey nonny, nonny
and a hot cha-cha! ”

P.G. Wodehouse

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:31:09 +0000

Tony ratted out the hole gang –
He had a dreem, with Pussy, Chrissy, Tony B, all the peeple an frens he killed,
an then wen he reelized he koodint win, he choze life over honor.

By: Wenchi

Wenchi — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:29:32 +0000

Hey Nunnie Nunnie??? (have we met?)

By: pearlygirl

pearlygirl — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:20:52 +0000

Ai wuds lyke lemmun drawp martoonie, pls. Kans bee servd bai DC, tu?

By: teenie

teenie — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:19:14 +0000

*snerk*
Ai can haz graytful ded?
‘Ai may b goin 2 h3ll inna bukkit, but at leest Ai’m injoyin teh ryde!’

By: teenie

teenie — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:16:42 +0000

dere iz a kitteh onna votin payj dat Ai stold teh kapshun frum…iz nao mai onlyne status…”Dis gonna b a litter box kinda day…” iz hao Ai feel bfor coffee. sumtymez after coffee 2, but datz wut teh medz r 4.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:10:02 +0000

Jimmihoffa R proppin up teh Noo Joyzee Turnpyke?