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NSA kitteh can tell u, but den wood haz tu kill u!
annuder ti ! congra adulashons ,but pwease donz keel me meester kitteh. wut danz duz teh trible want?
How bout wii danze tu James Bond muzak. Mye favoriet wun iz Live an Let Die. You no da scene were dere iz a New Orleans phuneral and dey iz awl sad. An da guy on da side uff da street sayz “Who’s phuneral iz eet?” an de udder guy sayz “Yourz”. Den de pick heem upp wit da trap door in da bottum uff da cazzket. An den dey izz awl happi an dancin. Dat wun uff mye favurite sceenez.
So guid dehy fillumed it twiCE!
Wehn da Sayntz cum marchin in,
Oh wenh da Saynts cum marchin in,
Oh Lord let me bee in daht numbur,
When da Sayntz cim marchin in!
wut? noes Shadoo Dansin fur Tribble? Mebee to tune of Jaymez Bawnd theme?
Tribble, Ai lubs teh seen in L&LD u describe….dat’s tew full of win….specially if yew has ebber scene a N’Awleens funeral….dey has teh ryt idee….be sad, but sellabrate lyfe at same tyme!
Damn. Dat is sum kinda cold.
Do not want!
Concats Tribble! you is first!
Shall we dance in the shadowz to celebrate?
Shadowz bee kewl. Eye don tink wii haz dun dat B 4.
OK tehn lets lower teh lights, put on the James bond musik and start teh danse.
Can we haz martoonies afterburds?
dooo dooo DOOO dooo .. dooo dooo DOOO dooo…
I lub Jayms Bonn.. speshully Mr. Dannul Creg! Wut a hawttie… din’t he joyn ower yung nekkid gui in the nawty barn?
*dans in shadoos*
*awl sneekee an spy-liek*
*sips a martooni*
Martooniez wood be great. Eet haz tu bee 5:00 sumwharez!
Cawlin awl da Cheez frenz aroun da worl. Iz eet 5:00 whares u are?
Let uz no, sew wii can start servin da martooniez wit out feelin lyke wii drinkin at 10:00 in da mornin. (Eastern Standard Tyme)
Iz onlee 6:00am heer in Alaskee! But pass dat martooni! Oar a margerreeta! Oar wuteber!
*singin*
Gib me tew peenya coladas,
Wun foar eech hann.
Set sayle wiff Captin Moargin,
Tho we nebber leeve dry lann.
*bows*
*blushes*
*runs awai!*
OMG Zippycat u in Alaskee! Nebber mind whut tyme eet iz, whut iz da temperchure? Wii iz havin da colde temps here in Mareeland. Lyke da teens at nite. Sew u guys muss rilli bee colde!
Ower wether is berry chanjabul! Ober the weeken, it wus warm and meltee, liek 38-40F. Yesserdai, it snowd liek 7 inchs and wus abowt 19F. Todai is onlee 2F! Soe yes, todai we ar bery colde, but if yoo had askd awn Mundai, I wud hab sed berry warm! Tee hee!
Teh Sun R obur teh yardarm sumwhayrez!
I can haz myne berry berry drai plz? (Tink HaukI & BJ in MASH sort ob drai)
Iz fore pee emm heer in Teeny Tiny Ingland, but in Paris Fronse, which is onlee a bery tinee distance awai, is 5pm! So ai tink we can awl be awn Fronch time an has teh martoonies. Le Cheers!
pee ess as is James Bond theme, we has Danyull Craig in his speedos servin teh drinks tudai. Pls to nawt be leaving teh stikky finger prints awn him.
paws4thot, wood u like dat martooni shaken, not sturrd?
SJ, eff wii leahve stikky finger printz awn Danyull Craig, can wii lick dem off? (PLZ)
Ob kors Tribble. U haz 2 haz broozzd spuritz in Wodka martooneez.
Ai wuds lyke lemmun drawp martoonie, pls. Kans bee servd bai DC, tu?
CSI Kitteh here. Let’s take it to the barn kidz. I awreddy see some sticckee fingerzprintz. I must inspect Daneel’s speedo more carefully. Perhaps dust for tung prints. I will needz assiztenz and to kwerstchun witnizez
Tung printz? U can do dat? Uh oh….. ai meen, nuffin, ai wusn’t eben IN teh nawty barn, ai wuz rite heer werkin bery bery hard.
*hidez martoonie glass in filing cabbynet*
we’ll need you to come with us SJ for some rooteen kwerstchuning. Would you mindz gibbing us a sample of yer DNA’s? Just so we kin eliminate you as a suspict.
Um…. ai lefted mai DNA at home tudai, so sry.
ok, then we will jes do the cabbity serch. Mr. Craig made some alluzshun to inappropriate oggling and paws in places dat madez him uncumfertible. You wouldn’t know anyfing bout dis wooja? The tung printz will be back frum teh lab shortly
teh tung printz iz back from teh lab and dey clears SJ, alltho we did find some of her bref behind Daneels ear. Looks laik dis one will be cold case soon. Daneel will hab to lib wiff de haunting memrees of teh oglin, though he did say dat teh pawses wuz kind of nice. No charjiz will be filed at dis taim and all may return to the barn for celebratory martoonees an chocolate covered speedos.
AWL mai ogglin wus TOADALLY propreeyut. NEwai, ai has had teh day frawm h3ll (ackshully ai has had teh week from h3ll) an I just fownd owt ai owes teh taxman a lotta munnies (which is unfair, ai wud spend dat munnies on mush bedder tings tahn the govermint will do – shoos f’rinstunss) so ai wud laik a bery BERY big martoonie plz. Shaken, stirred, ai duz nawt gibba dam.
bringz teh CCC to Nawty Barn stat! WE haz a man down! Needz IV drip of martoonee, Haz Daneel Carig standing by to fan teh pashent wiff ostreech feavers and sooth her furrowed brow gentlee wiff he masculin hanz. We will all drink heavily in support and comizerashun of our mutual dislaikeeness ub teh taxman. WE needz excessive amounts sticky sweet things and alkeehol
Teh taxman; teh car-repaymunt man; teh gasandelektrik man – tehy AWL wont owr munnees! Ai sai we hoel up heer in teh barn an drink teh martoonees an ogul teh Danyul Crayg, Yung Nekkid Gy, Kevin Sorbet an Fillinblankheer – but oenlee in a pro-pree-ate manner – until we fergets aawwwlll abowt it…..wotebber it wuz…errrr….moer martoonees enneewun?
addkittehz, wii can haz chocolte cuvered speedoez?! Ooh Boi! U tinkz wii cud keep sum on da CCC fur mergenciez? (Eye not zactlee sure wht kine uff mergencee wood kneed da chocolte cuvered speedoez, but wii can tink uff sumtin.)
‘CHOO!!! Watch wut ur doin wiv dose ostreech feavers, but keep soothin. Mai brow is still furrowed. An fank u Ambercat ai is still feelin bery week so ai will has anotter martoonie. An dus NE buddy has a choklit eclare bai NE chanss?
I fink Sj’s taxman induced colapse is zacklee teh kind uv Mergencee that requires teh chocolate covered speedo. If we gets consecus I finks keepin teh CCS’s on the CCC would be ape rope ree ate. I mean the CCC is now being ued fer all kinds of Mergencees wher ewe needs teh kindness an soothing supports
nawt to menshun alkyholl.
we drinks anover martoonee an tries to gnaw the chocolate covered speedo off teh Daneel Craig. Although i spect dat cood be vued as naperopereeate by sum
Dere is awlreddi mai tribbul choklit brawonies for cheerin peeps up (an for recovvri from Dementor attaks). I muss sai, teh choklit covvered speedoes souns a bit unhighgeenik. But whatever, in an emmergensy.
I persunnally feel in need ov a Catberries flake an a larj (not frozen, its 2 cold) margareeta.
Dammit. Teh stuff I misses.
*Wah!!!*
I are a nonny maus
Den wut kind ov maus duz taht maik me? Mebbe a hay-nonny-nonny (an a hot-cha-cha) maus?
Hai hay nonnee nonnee an a hawt cha cha Maus! *waves*
Das a lawng naym! *whew*
A fay-maus dancing hippo-potta-maus?
Or was dems teh dancerinas…
Hey Nunnie Nunnie??? (have we met?)
“Half a league, half a league, half a league on, with a hey nonny, nonny
and a hot cha-cha! ”
P.G. Wodehouse
A nommy maus? I likes dis porgram!
donut eet mauses go 2 meetns.
OMG!!! I hopes da kitteh is in a safe houses!!
Kitteh stay away from the lolruses!
Goodmorning cheezfriends.
g’moarnin!!
(i’z soe tyred is nawt kwite a gud moarnin yet, but I can has kaffee an be jest fyne in a bit!)
wii no can habs coffeee at mai werk…coffeee makr gawn to taht grate Starbuks in teh skai
but u kno ai hads to taek teh makr upart soes ai culd cee waht borked…it wabs teh surkit broad…coool littel krispee cump…componin….uh, parts.
No kaffee makr = teh pleh!
Mai mamakat wuz awlwais upset cuz i tuuk fings apart… fings that were still wurkin till I tayked them apart! Tee hee!
dere iz a kitteh onna votin payj dat Ai stold teh kapshun frum…iz nao mai onlyne status…”Dis gonna b a litter box kinda day…” iz hao Ai feel bfor coffee. sumtymez after coffee 2, but datz wut teh medz r 4.
Tudai wuz defnitly a litter box kinda day. An tomorrow luks laik beein a poopinurshoe kinda day.
but its Dress Up Fry Degg tomorrow! Waer yur curly wig an pink wings to werk an has funfunfun!!!
Ai fink tehr is a reel danger ai wud luk like Miss Piggy if ai did dat.
well, nowun ebber got teh bedderer ob Miss Piggy! Defnitly a wiganwings dai tomorrow!
An to maek yu feel still moer bedderer – Ai has a Bike brekfast at stoopy o’clok in the mornink tomorrow; Ai has to pertend Ai is awayk an happi an glad to be hangin arown teh byk sheds as teh chilluns arryv at skool, awn a coeld Janumary mornink. Ai lubs mai jawb, but sumtyms a rilly wunder wy!
Soviet kitteh knoz Ur cold war secretz
In Soviet Russia…sekrits noes u
Ohhhhhh this looks just like my old black cat Buzz, may he rest in peace with the angels. How can I get a copy of this picture without the captions?
I am addicted to this site btw. Thanks to everybody who makes it possible.
u kuld trai here: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/ -iz whear teh Lolcatz beginz….
This remindz mee of a kitteh I knoaw – the silent type
deep froat kitteh waytin for woodwurd and burnsteen
He also knoz where the losted white houze emailz is..
noes hoo outzded Valerie Plame … but does not want tazingz!
duz he know wer jimmihoffa is?
Jimmihoffa R proppin up teh Noo Joyzee Turnpyke?
noes! dey FOUND Jimmihoffa…dey scrape makup offa TammiFaeBakr and *poof* dere he wuz…. (giggle) sawry, Ai noes she just passt, but ai ‘memeber dat joke…mayd me fink of it.
Hab u seen teh pichoor of beeeeeeeeeerry skary see-lion luking for bukket on voating paige? I hoap taht 1 donut turns up on front paig, cos I’ll squeek in terroah and I will be lookeded at funneh bai kolleegs.
Gotta go chek nao. An I wanna be neer wen yoo squeek in terroah — souns kyoot.
u meen teh wun wiff teh lady and boy in teh front?
Dat wun VEREH scareh. No like.
Goooooooooooooood Evil-ning little kits,
Tonight’s story is about what happens when little kits hide the bukkit – someone ends up kicking it! heh heh heh heh MUWHAHAHAHA
Hitchcock FTW!!!!
Kitteh’s favrut moovee? Teh Burds.
But teh alternet furzhon wair a kitteh sayves Soozann Plehshett, right?
I quit looking at the voting page.
There are TONS of great pics with HUNDREDS of votes that never made it…
Then, if the recent ones get on, and you have already seen them, and it kinda ruins it for me.
I like the SURPRISE of what I am going to see next…
Mai 2.
I copy an paste teh funneh ones on teh boting page, to an e-mail.
I sends them to mah sweetie, fur sumpfin funneh to luk at on teh plane.
Dat troo. I wunders cause I sees some xtreemlee clevur and funnee pics dat r juss over teh top dat never make it. Is dissuhpointeen.
That’s a dark picture….
Kitteh – I smoos en snorgles choo! Choo maded me LOL faor da furstest tyme in ’bout two wheeks! Naow … can I trayds Handbasskit tu Hell faor Bukkit?
i is hazzin teh krummy tyme laetly 2. tank ceiling cat furr teh cheezburger site, teh giggelpics n teh cheezfrens.
Eye herez da “Amen Bruffer!” tu doze scen…sent… felinez!
Eye noze Eye can allus come tu dis playce and has da break frum da Real Life whut sucks out laoud at da moment. Da laffs frum da pitchers and da funny wurdz frum da cheezfrens brings much light to mah darkness!
Choo guys rockz!
Out Loud!
Oh, deer lourdesmont. Ai am so sorree to heer taht yoo ar going froo waht ai heop iz just a ruff patch rite nao.
Having cawt an tukked yur liddle brayne cell bak into yur hed, ai feel kwite cloase to yoo, so it paynes mee gratelee to heer taht yoo ar nawt az happee az yoo shud bee.
Enething we can doo to halp??
*looks arown*
*whisspurrs*
U noe, guys, it seems like lately sum vereh uglee theengs have been happening, moar dan yooshooal. Maybee juss my maginashun, butt seems like lots of evils and sadnesses and uglees lately in news an udder places. Is worrisum.
I says extra prayurs.
Kafleen – yoo haz a beeg hart. An gud sense, too. Ai feel teh worrisum stuff too. But ai don’t noe what to doo about eet.
Purrhaps just come heer – luk and laff, play wif ar deer frenz, so wee ar nawt dragged down arselves. Az long az there ar peepl as nice az ar frenz heer, awl cannawt bee lost.
Yes. I lub dis place. Is Sankshooarree.
*snerk*
Ai can haz graytful ded?
‘Ai may b goin 2 h3ll inna bukkit, but at leest Ai’m injoyin teh ryde!’
I iz reddy foar my 60 Minnits innervyoo, Mr. Sayfur.
Tony ratted out the hole gang –
He had a dreem, with Pussy, Chrissy, Tony B, all the peeple an frens he killed,
an then wen he reelized he koodint win, he choze life over honor.
I used to go through 2 or 3 bukkits a day, until I joined Bukkits Anonymous.
BAH!
(Bukkitz Anonny-Holix)
Dark thoughts… I haz dem.
lolrus haz so meny mafisto associates
bettah be carefol kittah
anomnomnommymouse kitteh
GEDAWAYFROMDAWINDOW!!!111!!!
I dont understand the “bucket” thing. whats the significance behind the bucket??
luk at “bukket” an “bukkit” in teh tag cloud (link below). basikly, teh lolrus (walrus, akshully a large seal of some sort) hadz a bukkit in teh waterpark show an teh traynor tookded it away frum himz.
pore lolrus, luking for bukkit, iz grate mistree weher it beez now.
or akshully, just “bucket.” ovrlukked taht tag cuz not spelld rite.
Thank kitteh god liddle kitteh iz safes from teh Walruss!