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1 more minit wit teh menu pls

funny pictures

k thx

but wen u call teh waitr, dey nevar show.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Ambercat

do ennee ob tehse com wit cheezburgr?

paws4thot

Kongrachewlayshunz on teh nawt sekond!!

Waht sort ob dans U leik 2dai?

pb

Hooray for nawt second.

I remembers frum long ago tehr wuz a song. Good to dance to. I looksup teh lyrics. Tehy berry complicated. Goes like this

A-well-a everybody’s heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

and on and on.

So mebbe we has rawkous surfin rocknroll danz fer ambercat nawt second?

Ambercat

Ai can go wit taht! hoo’s bringin teh rawkous rock’n'rollers?! Mebbee teh Yung Nekkid Gy wud lyk to leeve teh nawty barn an joyn in tihs wun…

paws4thot

Ah waz rawk drummer bak in teh dai!! Ah plaiz Cozy Powell’s “Dans wit teh Debul” tehn. K?

 
annyluvsprintie

*Standz wif wun futz in front ov the odder
Holdz arrums awt to teh side, wun in front ov odder, slitely bent,
Sways an wobbels in “Rawknroll Surferbird” danss 4 Ambercat*

YAY Ambercat! Way 2 go!

 
 
 
 
 
morrice

its a menu not de meal!!!

Romeow

Iz it a happeh menu or duz teh happeh onwee cum in teh meels?

annyluvsprintie

An tehn kan ai be seein teh wyne list?

K thnx

snafutti

Does teh goggie bag haf to be 4 teh goggiz? cuz we don haf goggie at homz. …anymorz

 
 
 
 
 
bethidge

no

but a wana beh

lol

 
 
Inigo

I can has dressing on teh syde?

 
rodney dill

Nuthin’ on the menu… think I’ll go with the all you can eat buffet.

 
 
Daisy the Curly Cat

Wayter, dis rest-o-raunt not servs teh surf ‘n turf? I tink dis menyoo for teh liter appetytes. I am more hungrier.

 
Hitta

i can haz 1 blutit with a side of robinz plzkthx

 
woodchuck

(Yoo sed blootit!)
*giglol*

 
 
paws4thot

I kan haz nu taybl; 1 on teh terrays plz? Kthx.

Romeow

Serv urseff restaurant.

 
 
karen

tabbee studees 4 his fynulls…..

 
Msfolly

obiously a “cat of wurld”, dis wun iz very sofisticated…

Gober

Berree sofistiCATed indeed :-)

neks he be studeeing teh whyne list

annyluvsprintie

OOps! Shuda waited. GMTA, Gober.

 
 
rodney dill

Stooped hoomunz… deres no rotisserie chapter.

 
 
karen

waetr……WAETRRR!
plz, ai wud liek teh:
alba tross
bloo jay
cardenul……

pb

dicksissel,
emu (baked an stuffed plz)
ferruginous ruff-leggit hawk …

Gober

goosie,
hummerbird,
ibis, …

Ambercat

jakdor
lapwing
maggotty-py

felis catus silvestris

a can ob canarryz
an a pare ob parrits.

 
'steroid

Naitengail
Ow-ul
Pair o’ Keets.

bootawn

Qwayl
Robbin
Sheerwatter

 
Henny

an one waffer theeen meeent

 
Ambercat

Tit!
Ummm - but stuk fore “U”, ennee ideers?
Vuloltur

 
343GuiltySpark

for “u” i only found teh syen… scei… teh smart name fur teh guillemot.
Uria aalge.

and i will continyoo.
waxweeng
(ZOMG der’s nun wif an x!!!)
(ZOMGx2 der’s nun wif an z eedder!!!)

sowwy. awl i got yoo guiz wus a wax weeng.
i did tride.

 
pb

Here you goes, 343GS. You can has

Xantu’s Murrelet

Synthliboramphus hypoleucus, if yew puts awn teh GH(wpoi).

Always glad tew help.

 
Gober

Uropean swallow !

An lessee.
Xtra larj pidgin
An. errr. Zeuses-livver-eeting-eeglol

 
343GuiltySpark

o fanks gius!
it wer hertin mai brane to try to fink uv dem.

 
343GuiltySpark

oops pardun mai spellin toodai.
*guiz.

 
 
woodchuck

I lyk sapsuckers. Kin wii trayd teh sheerwater fur a sapsucker?

 
Quesadilla

Yalol-bellehd Sapsukka
Xantus’ Muirlet
Zenaida Duv

:-P

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Hai, guiz - so sorree ai had to bee goan awl day. Taht wuz sheerlee Brill Lee Yunt!!!! Teh “Zeuses-livver-eeting-eeglol” iz breftakinglee charming.

 
 
 
 
 
sarakitty

tawnee owel
ren
yello belleh sapsukkr

starling

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand …

A partrizje in a pair treeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 
 
woodchuck

Hay, sarakitty, yoo lyk sapsuckers tu?!?!!

sarakitty

U becha! But hadda goe 2 werk B4 teh list wuz finnishd.

 
bootawn

hi woodchuck. You can has sapsucker :) Ai nawt mined.

 
 
 
 
Daisy the Curly Cat

And for dessert, I can has four-and-twenny blackberds, bayked in a pye?

felis catus silvestris

Now dassa daynty disch.

 
 
 
Gober

Teh mockingbird mocked me.
Teh woodpecker peckt me.
Teh pheesant wuz unpleezant.
An ah coodent swaller teh swallaw.

I can has cheezburger pleez?

Lucy

I gotz da BEST cat pestifying toy at crimas. It bird book wiff great pitures anna strip along da side dat has recorded calls ob da birds inna book. Da firs time I uz it, I was onna bed an my Amy were lying on my chest (where her alwayz iz). I pick a bird an play da call, not even finkin about da kitteh. WOW. Amy (indoor kitteh all her lif) leap off da body (mine) and charge aroun lookin for da birdie. Da mos amazin fing is, her looks UP, not at the book. I try it onna rest ob da kittehs an dey all do da same fing. Now, when Iz feelin pesty, I plays my book an watch da “kitteh huntin birdie” show. Matinee performanance. Free admissioin to all.

 
Nangycat

tu tu kewl. Canst share ISBN for dis gem???

Gober

Mite be dis:

http://www.amazon.com/Bird-Songs-Around-World-Ornithology/dp/1932855610

Wow.
Ai still fink kiddie books wif difrent tekstures or foldowts are teh coolest. An now dere are books wif birdies dat sing. Wow.

 
Lucy

Hi der fellow-cat-torturrizers.

Dis book are named “Bird Songs”..sub title “250 North American Birds in Song” Auter r Les Beletsky

ISBN r 1-932855-41-6

Publisher r Chronicle Books cums wif 3 AAA batteries needed to make da birdies sing and da kittehs…well….act like kittehs. Loon songs be AMAZING Hope eberybody get to enjoy dis book as well as eberybody’s kittehs.

 
 
teenie

wow. lass nyte Ai wuz watchin teh Histree Channl en dey had on teh “lyfe aftr peepl” sho. dere wuz birdee noyzes, en mai kitteh Naomi kaym chargin in frum teh kitchin into teh livvin room, en hopt up onna kat tree 2 look owt teh windo 2 fynd teh birdz. den she lookt at me lyke ‘WTF, iz al dark! hao I sposta see birdz inna dark?’ Ai lafft en lafft. den a wyle laytr dere wuz ratz onna TV en mai kitteh Emmeline sat in frunt uv teh TV watchin dem wif her tayl twitchin. wen teh part abowt ratzanmyce wuz dun dere wuz a part abowt wolfs en bayrz, en Emmeline watcht dem en startid battin at teh TV tryin 2 ketch dem! but she did not try 2 ketch enny uv teh ratzanmyce on teh TV. wen Ai reelyzd dis Ai lafft so hard Ai had 2 run 2 teh baffroom–we haz pet ratz inna kayj, en Emmeline haz lernd (frum us yellin en frum teh ratz bytin her toezes) dat u DO NOT TOUCH TEH RATZ, so she dident try 2 touch teh ratz on teh TV!!!

Ambercat

It wus a torkin cat awn teebee taht had Amber lukkin arown, awl confuzzled! Is awn teh innerwebs; a tuxie kitteh taht sais “hello”, srsly! Ammos yur frend an tees yur cat! Ai go luks fore it awn Yutoob…..

Ambercat

heer it is:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eV71mpbvl-g

annyluvsprintie

That wun (awn Lenny Henry?) maed mai Silkeh leep up an stare!

An teenie reminded me ov wun tyme wiv mai deer Printie - shee luvved teh dawn koruss (an was a keen watcher ov teh birdies genrally) . wun nite ai was watchin a replay of a famuss dokumentaree called “Teh Silent Spring” abowt