1 more minit wit teh menu pls
k thx
but wen u call teh waitr, dey nevar show.
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do ennee ob tehse com wit cheezburgr?
Kongrachewlayshunz on teh nawt sekond!!
Waht sort ob dans U leik 2dai?
Hooray for nawt second.
I remembers frum long ago tehr wuz a song. Good to dance to. I looksup teh lyrics. Tehy berry complicated. Goes like this
A-well-a everybody’s heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
and on and on.
So mebbe we has rawkous surfin rocknroll danz fer ambercat nawt second?
Ai can go wit taht! hoo’s bringin teh rawkous rock’n'rollers?! Mebbee teh Yung Nekkid Gy wud lyk to leeve teh nawty barn an joyn in tihs wun…
Ah waz rawk drummer bak in teh dai!! Ah plaiz Cozy Powell’s “Dans wit teh Debul” tehn. K?
o-kay !!1!
*Standz wif wun futz in front ov the odder
Holdz arrums awt to teh side, wun in front ov odder, slitely bent,
Sways an wobbels in “Rawknroll Surferbird” danss 4 Ambercat*
YAY Ambercat! Way 2 go!
dis buk haz noe flavur
its a menu not de meal!!!
Iz it a happeh menu or duz teh happeh onwee cum in teh meels?
An tehn kan ai be seein teh wyne list?
K thnx
Does teh goggie bag haf to be 4 teh goggiz? cuz we don haf goggie at homz. …anymorz
no
but a wana beh
lol
I can has dressing on teh syde?
Nuthin’ on the menu… think I’ll go with the all you can eat buffet.
Catbird seat
Wayter, dis rest-o-raunt not servs teh surf ‘n turf? I tink dis menyoo for teh liter appetytes. I am more hungrier.
i can haz 1 blutit with a side of robinz plzkthx
[teh gigulz]
(Yoo sed blootit!)
*giglol*
I kan haz nu taybl; 1 on teh terrays plz? Kthx.
Serv urseff restaurant.
tabbee studees 4 his fynulls…..
obiously a “cat of wurld”, dis wun iz very sofisticated…
Berree sofistiCATed indeed
neks he be studeeing teh whyne list
OOps! Shuda waited. GMTA, Gober.
Stooped hoomunz… deres no rotisserie chapter.
waetr……WAETRRR!
plz, ai wud liek teh:
alba tross
bloo jay
cardenul……
dicksissel,
emu (baked an stuffed plz)
ferruginous ruff-leggit hawk …
goosie,
hummerbird,
ibis, …
jakdor
lapwing
maggotty-py
a can ob canarryz
an a pare ob parrits.
Naitengail
Ow-ul
Pair o’ Keets.
Qwayl
Robbin
Sheerwatter
an one waffer theeen meeent
Tit!
Ummm – but stuk fore “U”, ennee ideers?
Vuloltur
for “u” i only found teh syen… scei… teh smart name fur teh guillemot.
Uria aalge.
and i will continyoo.
waxweeng
(ZOMG der’s nun wif an x!!!)
(ZOMGx2 der’s nun wif an z eedder!!!)
sowwy. awl i got yoo guiz wus a wax weeng.
i did tride.
Here you goes, 343GS. You can has
Xantu’s Murrelet
Synthliboramphus hypoleucus, if yew puts awn teh GH(wpoi).
Always glad tew help.
Uropean swallow !
An lessee.
Xtra larj pidgin
An. errr. Zeuses-livver-eeting-eeglol
o fanks gius!
it wer hertin mai brane to try to fink uv dem.
oops pardun mai spellin toodai.
*guiz.
wotta buncha dodos…
I lyk sapsuckers. Kin wii trayd teh sheerwater fur a sapsucker?
Yalol-bellehd Sapsukka
Xantus’ Muirlet
Zenaida Duv
Hai, guiz – so sorree ai had to bee goan awl day. Taht wuz sheerlee Brill Lee Yunt!!!! Teh “Zeuses-livver-eeting-eeglol” iz breftakinglee charming.
tawnee owel
ren
yello belleh sapsukkr
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand …
A partrizje in a pair treeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(sez “Starling,” lolz)
Hay, sarakitty, yoo lyk sapsuckers tu?!?!!
U becha! But hadda goe 2 werk B4 teh list wuz finnishd.
hi woodchuck. You can has sapsucker
Ai nawt mined.
And for dessert, I can has four-and-twenny blackberds, bayked in a pye?
Now dassa daynty disch.
WIN!!!1
Teh mockingbird mocked me.
Teh woodpecker peckt me.
Teh pheesant wuz unpleezant.
An ah coodent swaller teh swallaw.
I can has cheezburger pleez?
I gotz da BEST cat pestifying toy at crimas. It bird book wiff great pitures anna strip along da side dat has recorded calls ob da birds inna book. Da firs time I uz it, I was onna bed an my Amy were lying on my chest (where her alwayz iz). I pick a bird an play da call, not even finkin about da kitteh. WOW. Amy (indoor kitteh all her lif) leap off da body (mine) and charge aroun lookin for da birdie. Da mos amazin fing is, her looks UP, not at the book. I try it onna rest ob da kittehs an dey all do da same fing. Now, when Iz feelin pesty, I plays my book an watch da “kitteh huntin birdie” show. Matinee performanance. Free admissioin to all.
Do want!
tu tu kewl. Canst share ISBN for dis gem???
Mite be dis:
http://www.amazon.com/Bird-Songs-Around-World-Ornithology/dp/1932855610
Wow.
Ai still fink kiddie books wif difrent tekstures or foldowts are teh coolest. An now dere are books wif birdies dat sing. Wow.
Hi der fellow-cat-torturrizers.
Dis book are named “Bird Songs”..sub title “250 North American Birds in Song” Auter r Les Beletsky
ISBN r 1-932855-41-6
Publisher r Chronicle Books cums wif 3 AAA batteries needed to make da birdies sing and da kittehs…well….act like kittehs. Loon songs be AMAZING Hope eberybody get to enjoy dis book as well as eberybody’s kittehs.
wow. lass nyte Ai wuz watchin teh Histree Channl en dey had on teh “lyfe aftr peepl” sho. dere wuz birdee noyzes, en mai kitteh Naomi kaym chargin in frum teh kitchin into teh livvin room, en hopt up onna kat tree 2 look owt teh windo 2 fynd teh birdz. den she lookt at me lyke ‘WTF, iz al dark! hao I sposta see birdz inna dark?’ Ai lafft en lafft. den a wyle laytr dere wuz ratz onna TV en mai kitteh Emmeline sat in frunt uv teh TV watchin dem wif her tayl twitchin. wen teh part abowt ratzanmyce wuz dun dere wuz a part abowt wolfs en bayrz, en Emmeline watcht dem en startid battin at teh TV tryin 2 ketch dem! but she did not try 2 ketch enny uv teh ratzanmyce on teh TV. wen Ai reelyzd dis Ai lafft so hard Ai had 2 run 2 teh baffroom–we haz pet ratz inna kayj, en Emmeline haz lernd (frum us yellin en frum teh ratz bytin her toezes) dat u DO NOT TOUCH TEH RATZ, so she dident try 2 touch teh ratz on teh TV!!!
It wus a torkin cat awn teebee taht had Amber lukkin arown, awl confuzzled! Is awn teh innerwebs; a tuxie kitteh taht sais “hello”, srsly! Ammos yur frend an tees yur cat! Ai go luks fore it awn Yutoob…..
heer it is:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eV71mpbvl-g
That wun (awn Lenny Henry?) maed mai Silkeh leep up an stare!
An teenie reminded me ov wun tyme wiv mai deer Printie – shee luvved teh dawn koruss (an was a keen watcher ov teh birdies genrally) . wun nite ai was watchin a replay of a famuss dokumentaree called “Teh Silent Spring” abowt how teh birds wer bein affekted bai chemmicles an mite be killed awf an she was asleep on mai lap. Wenn teh dawn koruss came awn she woke up an gawt awll eggsited!! “Ware’s teh birdees? Ware’s teh birdees?”
Pestifying! LOL! Dat’s my new favorite wurd!
Gurrrr.
Dis wuz supposed to show up under Lucy’s comment.
WTF? It IS ware it supposed to bee.
*bangs hed*
No hed banging rekwired. Teh verree sayme thing happened o mee just a couple ov daiz ago. An ai sayed (well – nawt teh WTF, ov corse – jenerashun gap!!!) almoast the verree same thing yoo just did – three par an awl!!
*shylee*
Uh,…Janet, you noe dat I ment “Wut Teh Flip”?, rite?
A Loon vs. Predator … coming to theatre’s this summer.
win!
4 teh Predytur, agayn?
Ans for desertz Ai haz Schwetz bryd of Pare O’dyce, plkthnks.
Or mebbe a nyce Stephens Island Wren. Wut? Youz awl out ob them? Yew had one but a pwevious customer eated it?
Lits mai chks owt the byrd tnks, n pik owts the kitch of de dai.
An wen yew will get more ub dem? Wut? Neber? Neber ever? Dey is off teh menyou permanomtly? Oh, dat tew bad. Dey were kyoot and dey had a flavor.
I has a sad.
http://nzbirds.com/birds/stephenswren.html
Watta sad storee!
“the cat which discovered the species also immediately exterminated it.”
RIP Stephenswren.
izzat like a Late Parrot????
pining for teh fjords?
pb, OT i readed the Kathoowalkdaloan Storee, had muches win adn funnee.
thnx fur the rcomne, um rekNomen, um good idear.
here’s a linky
http://boop.org/jan/justso/cat.htm
I’m glad yew laikeded it, and fanks for teh linky. I remember mai father reeds tehm to me wen Iz liddle.
fanks fur teh linky to the wren articul… almost reads like a myth or parable.
ps is “noctural” a typo for nocturnal or is it a scientific term ? kthnxbai
Iz a typo. (Ai cant majine peeples putting tings on teh interwebs wif typos in them. Ai wud neber do that. Neber, I sez. Neber…)
I can has to say it: Kittehs indoars!
Le Boid meens luxuree. Le Boid meens privilidge. Le Boid konnotes a kyoolinaree pecking order by wich teh rich and faymus get teh best tables and others get to breethe teh same air. Teh name haz so much iconic resonance that itz molted into teh butter on evree table, stamped in gold on teh choklit flecks in dezerts, an skrawed in red akross teh barfroom towls.
er. Thot U sed: ‘in red akros teh barroom floor.’ Wud need teh towlz 4 taht.
Ebry lil swaller, ebry chicerdee
Ebry lil burd in teh tall oke tree
Teh whyz ol oul, teh beeg blk croe
Flappin tehm wingz, sain go burd go!
Rockin’ Robin: entree, ai haz it!
I can has syde-dish of vejtables? I lykes teh Birdseye brand. But I can has more den just two of teh Birdseyes?
Can I haz roast duck for the entree and
some chicken wings for appetizers
And a catnip slushie to drink plz.
do u want it to go or to stay?
Oh wayter, mye hooman an hiz mate, wood lyk tu pik dere deenerz frum da live lobzter tank.
An mye date an eye wood lyke tu pik ower burdz frum da live burd caje.
I dunno, so hard to chews, so menneh grayte choysis.
Wut duz yoo rekummend? I can haz wun uv eech? Wif sied dishes too?
Oh, an wun moar ting, pleez – a glass uv de a-mew-sing hows wien . . .
i can haz fries wit dat, in a googie bag too, kthxbie!
Oooo, I’m feeling tremendous yard envy! The cement windowsills outside my apartment just can’t compare with that wide expanse of tree-covered lawn. Sigh.
u sez dat naow… wayt til u hafsta mow an weed teh dam ting…
an raek!! don 4git 2 raek!!
And snow shoveling, too. Very happy not to do that. Thanks for the reality check!
i not shovil much sno frum off teh yard, akshuly
So – being ov sound mynd an boddee (an wanting to keep it taht way) yoo just letz it pile up!
Ar yard in teh countree iz abowt 3/4 ov an acre – ai, too, just let it pile up.
Dis won bin posted on birdersworld.com community forum twais!