1 more minit wit teh menu pls
k thx
but wen u call teh waitr, dey nevar show.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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do ennee ob tehse com wit cheezburgr?
Kongrachewlayshunz on teh nawt sekond!!
Waht sort ob dans U leik 2dai?
Hooray for nawt second.
I remembers frum long ago tehr wuz a song. Good to dance to. I looksup teh lyrics. Tehy berry complicated. Goes like this
A-well-a everybody’s heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
and on and on.
So mebbe we has rawkous surfin rocknroll danz fer ambercat nawt second?
Ai can go wit taht! hoo’s bringin teh rawkous rock’n'rollers?! Mebbee teh Yung Nekkid Gy wud lyk to leeve teh nawty barn an joyn in tihs wun…
Ah waz rawk drummer bak in teh dai!! Ah plaiz Cozy Powell’s “Dans wit teh Debul” tehn. K?
o-kay !!1!
*Standz wif wun futz in front ov the odder
Holdz arrums awt to teh side, wun in front ov odder, slitely bent,
Sways an wobbels in “Rawknroll Surferbird” danss 4 Ambercat*
YAY Ambercat! Way 2 go!
dis buk haz noe flavur
its a menu not de meal!!!
Iz it a happeh menu or duz teh happeh onwee cum in teh meels?
An tehn kan ai be seein teh wyne list?
K thnx
Does teh goggie bag haf to be 4 teh goggiz? cuz we don haf goggie at homz. …anymorz
no
but a wana beh
lol
I can has dressing on teh syde?
Nuthin’ on the menu… think I’ll go with the all you can eat buffet.
Catbird seat
Wayter, dis rest-o-raunt not servs teh surf ‘n turf? I tink dis menyoo for teh liter appetytes. I am more hungrier.
i can haz 1 blutit with a side of robinz plzkthx
[teh gigulz]
(Yoo sed blootit!)
*giglol*
I kan haz nu taybl; 1 on teh terrays plz? Kthx.
Serv urseff restaurant.
tabbee studees 4 his fynulls…..
obiously a “cat of wurld”, dis wun iz very sofisticated…
Berree sofistiCATed indeed
neks he be studeeing teh whyne list
OOps! Shuda waited. GMTA, Gober.
Stooped hoomunz… deres no rotisserie chapter.
waetr……WAETRRR!
plz, ai wud liek teh:
alba tross
bloo jay
cardenul……
dicksissel,
emu (baked an stuffed plz)
ferruginous ruff-leggit hawk …
goosie,
hummerbird,
ibis, …
jakdor
lapwing
maggotty-py
a can ob canarryz
an a pare ob parrits.
Naitengail
Ow-ul
Pair o’ Keets.
Qwayl
Robbin
Sheerwatter
an one waffer theeen meeent
Tit!
Ummm - but stuk fore “U”, ennee ideers?
Vuloltur
for “u” i only found teh syen… scei… teh smart name fur teh guillemot.
Uria aalge.
and i will continyoo.
waxweeng
(ZOMG der’s nun wif an x!!!)
(ZOMGx2 der’s nun wif an z eedder!!!)
sowwy. awl i got yoo guiz wus a wax weeng.
i did tride.
Here you goes, 343GS. You can has
Xantu’s Murrelet
Synthliboramphus hypoleucus, if yew puts awn teh GH(wpoi).
Always glad tew help.
Uropean swallow !
An lessee.
Xtra larj pidgin
An. errr. Zeuses-livver-eeting-eeglol
o fanks gius!
it wer hertin mai brane to try to fink uv dem.
oops pardun mai spellin toodai.
*guiz.
wotta buncha dodos…
I lyk sapsuckers. Kin wii trayd teh sheerwater fur a sapsucker?
Yalol-bellehd Sapsukka
Xantus’ Muirlet
Zenaida Duv
Hai, guiz - so sorree ai had to bee goan awl day. Taht wuz sheerlee Brill Lee Yunt!!!! Teh “Zeuses-livver-eeting-eeglol” iz breftakinglee charming.
tawnee owel
ren
yello belleh sapsukkr
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand …
A partrizje in a pair treeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(sez “Starling,” lolz)
Hay, sarakitty, yoo lyk sapsuckers tu?!?!!
U becha! But hadda goe 2 werk B4 teh list wuz finnishd.
hi woodchuck. You can has sapsucker
Ai nawt mined.
And for dessert, I can has four-and-twenny blackberds, bayked in a pye?
Now dassa daynty disch.
WIN!!!1
Teh mockingbird mocked me.
Teh woodpecker peckt me.
Teh pheesant wuz unpleezant.
An ah coodent swaller teh swallaw.
I can has cheezburger pleez?
I gotz da BEST cat pestifying toy at crimas. It bird book wiff great pitures anna strip along da side dat has recorded calls ob da birds inna book. Da firs time I uz it, I was onna bed an my Amy were lying on my chest (where her alwayz iz). I pick a bird an play da call, not even finkin about da kitteh. WOW. Amy (indoor kitteh all her lif) leap off da body (mine) and charge aroun lookin for da birdie. Da mos amazin fing is, her looks UP, not at the book. I try it onna rest ob da kittehs an dey all do da same fing. Now, when Iz feelin pesty, I plays my book an watch da “kitteh huntin birdie” show. Matinee performanance. Free admissioin to all.
Do want!
tu tu kewl. Canst share ISBN for dis gem???
Mite be dis:
http://www.amazon.com/Bird-Songs-Around-World-Ornithology/dp/1932855610
Wow.
Ai still fink kiddie books wif difrent tekstures or foldowts are teh coolest. An now dere are books wif birdies dat sing. Wow.
Hi der fellow-cat-torturrizers.
Dis book are named “Bird Songs”..sub title “250 North American Birds in Song” Auter r Les Beletsky
ISBN r 1-932855-41-6
Publisher r Chronicle Books cums wif 3 AAA batteries needed to make da birdies sing and da kittehs…well….act like kittehs. Loon songs be AMAZING Hope eberybody get to enjoy dis book as well as eberybody’s kittehs.
wow. lass nyte Ai wuz watchin teh Histree Channl en dey had on teh “lyfe aftr peepl” sho. dere wuz birdee noyzes, en mai kitteh Naomi kaym chargin in frum teh kitchin into teh livvin room, en hopt up onna kat tree 2 look owt teh windo 2 fynd teh birdz. den she lookt at me lyke ‘WTF, iz al dark! hao I sposta see birdz inna dark?’ Ai lafft en lafft. den a wyle laytr dere wuz ratz onna TV en mai kitteh Emmeline sat in frunt uv teh TV watchin dem wif her tayl twitchin. wen teh part abowt ratzanmyce wuz dun dere wuz a part abowt wolfs en bayrz, en Emmeline watcht dem en startid battin at teh TV tryin 2 ketch dem! but she did not try 2 ketch enny uv teh ratzanmyce on teh TV. wen Ai reelyzd dis Ai lafft so hard Ai had 2 run 2 teh baffroom–we haz pet ratz inna kayj, en Emmeline haz lernd (frum us yellin en frum teh ratz bytin her toezes) dat u DO NOT TOUCH TEH RATZ, so she dident try 2 touch teh ratz on teh TV!!!
It wus a torkin cat awn teebee taht had Amber lukkin arown, awl confuzzled! Is awn teh innerwebs; a tuxie kitteh taht sais “hello”, srsly! Ammos yur frend an tees yur cat! Ai go luks fore it awn Yutoob…..
heer it is:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eV71mpbvl-g
That wun (awn Lenny Henry?) maed mai Silkeh leep up an stare!
An teenie reminded me ov wun tyme wiv mai deer Printie - shee luvved teh dawn koruss (an was a keen watcher ov teh birdies genrally) . wun nite ai was watchin a replay of a famuss dokumentaree called “Teh Silent Spring” abowt