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but wen u call teh waitr, dey nevar show.

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  1. Ambercat says:

    do ennee ob tehse com wit cheezburgr?

  2. Inigo says:

    I can has dressing on teh syde?

  3. rodney dill says:

    Nuthin’ on the menu… think I’ll go with the all you can eat buffet.

  4. Wayter, dis rest-o-raunt not servs teh surf ‘n turf? I tink dis menyoo for teh liter appetytes. I am more hungrier.

  5. Hitta says:

    i can haz 1 blutit with a side of robinz plzkthx

  6. paws4thot says:

    I kan haz nu taybl; 1 on teh terrays plz? Kthx.

  7. karen says:

    tabbee studees 4 his fynulls…..

  8. Msfolly says:

    obiously a “cat of wurld”, dis wun iz very sofisticated…

  9. karen says:

    waetr……WAETRRR!
    plz, ai wud liek teh:
    alba tross
    bloo jay
    cardenul……

  10. And for dessert, I can has four-and-twenny blackberds, bayked in a pye?

  11. Gober says:

    Teh mockingbird mocked me.
    Teh woodpecker peckt me.
    Teh pheesant wuz unpleezant.
    An ah coodent swaller teh swallaw.

    I can has cheezburger pleez?

    • Lucy says:

      I gotz da BEST cat pestifying toy at crimas. It bird book wiff great pitures anna strip along da side dat has recorded calls ob da birds inna book. Da firs time I uz it, I was onna bed an my Amy were lying on my chest (where her alwayz iz). I pick a bird an play da call, not even finkin about da kitteh. WOW. Amy (indoor kitteh all her lif) leap off da body (mine) and charge aroun lookin for da birdie. Da mos amazin fing is, her looks UP, not at the book. I try it onna rest ob da kittehs an dey all do da same fing. Now, when Iz feelin pesty, I plays my book an watch da “kitteh huntin birdie” show. Matinee performanance. Free admissioin to all.

      • Nangycat says:

        tu tu kewl. Canst share ISBN for dis gem???

        • Gober says:

          Mite be dis:

          http://www.amazon.com/Bird-Songs-Around-World-Ornithology/dp/1932855610

          Wow.
          Ai still fink kiddie books wif difrent tekstures or foldowts are teh coolest. An now dere are books wif birdies dat sing. Wow.

        • Lucy says:

          Hi der fellow-cat-torturrizers.

          Dis book are named “Bird Songs”..sub title “250 North American Birds in Song” Auter r Les Beletsky

          ISBN r 1-932855-41-6

          Publisher r Chronicle Books cums wif 3 AAA batteries needed to make da birdies sing and da kittehs…well….act like kittehs. Loon songs be AMAZING Hope eberybody get to enjoy dis book as well as eberybody’s kittehs.

      • teenie says:

        wow. lass nyte Ai wuz watchin teh Histree Channl en dey had on teh “lyfe aftr peepl” sho. dere wuz birdee noyzes, en mai kitteh Naomi kaym chargin in frum teh kitchin into teh livvin room, en hopt up onna kat tree 2 look owt teh windo 2 fynd teh birdz. den she lookt at me lyke ‘WTF, iz al dark! hao I sposta see birdz inna dark?’ Ai lafft en lafft. den a wyle laytr dere wuz ratz onna TV en mai kitteh Emmeline sat in frunt uv teh TV watchin dem wif her tayl twitchin. wen teh part abowt ratzanmyce wuz dun dere wuz a part abowt wolfs en bayrz, en Emmeline watcht dem en startid battin at teh TV tryin 2 ketch dem! but she did not try 2 ketch enny uv teh ratzanmyce on teh TV. wen Ai reelyzd dis Ai lafft so hard Ai had 2 run 2 teh baffroom–we haz pet ratz inna kayj, en Emmeline haz lernd (frum us yellin en frum teh ratz bytin her toezes) dat u DO NOT TOUCH TEH RATZ, so she dident try 2 touch teh ratz on teh TV!!!

        • Ambercat says:

          It wus a torkin cat awn teebee taht had Amber lukkin arown, awl confuzzled! Is awn teh innerwebs; a tuxie kitteh taht sais “hello”, srsly! Ammos yur frend an tees yur cat! Ai go luks fore it awn Yutoob…..

          • Ambercat says:

            heer it is:
            uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eV71mpbvl-g

            • annyluvsprintie says:

              That wun (awn Lenny Henry?) maed mai Silkeh leep up an stare!

              An teenie reminded me ov wun tyme wiv mai deer Printie – shee luvved teh dawn koruss (an was a keen watcher ov teh birdies genrally) . wun nite ai was watchin a replay of a famuss dokumentaree called “Teh Silent Spring” abowt how teh birds wer bein affekted bai chemmicles an mite be killed awf an she was asleep on mai lap. Wenn teh dawn koruss came awn she woke up an gawt awll eggsited!! “Ware’s teh birdees? Ware’s teh birdees?”

      • kafleen says:

        Pestifying! LOL! Dat’s my new favorite wurd!

  12. rodney dill says:

    A Loon vs. Predator … coming to theatre’s this summer.

  13. catawba says:

    Ans for desertz Ai haz Schwetz bryd of Pare O’dyce, plkthnks.

  14. Pittypat says:

    Le Boid meens luxuree. Le Boid meens privilidge. Le Boid konnotes a kyoolinaree pecking order by wich teh rich and faymus get teh best tables and others get to breethe teh same air. Teh name haz so much iconic resonance that itz molted into teh butter on evree table, stamped in gold on teh choklit flecks in dezerts, an skrawed in red akross teh barfroom towls.

  15. leaderoftheband says:

    Ebry lil swaller, ebry chicerdee
    Ebry lil burd in teh tall oke tree
    Teh whyz ol oul, teh beeg blk croe
    Flappin tehm wingz, sain go burd go!

    Rockin’ Robin: entree, ai haz it!

  16. I can has syde-dish of vejtables? I lykes teh Birdseye brand. But I can has more den just two of teh Birdseyes?

  17. two_kittehs says:

    Can I haz roast duck for the entree and
    some chicken wings for appetizers
    And a catnip slushie to drink plz.

  18. Tribble says:

    Oh wayter, mye hooman an hiz mate, wood lyk tu pik dere deenerz frum da live lobzter tank.
    An mye date an eye wood lyke tu pik ower burdz frum da live burd caje.

  19. gremlin says:

    I dunno, so hard to chews, so menneh grayte choysis.

    Wut duz yoo rekummend? I can haz wun uv eech? Wif sied dishes too?

  20. Simpson says:

    i can haz fries wit dat, in a googie bag too, kthxbie!

  21. Aoife says:

    Oooo, I’m feeling tremendous yard envy! The cement windowsills outside my apartment just can’t compare with that wide expanse of tree-covered lawn. Sigh.

  22. thornius says:

    Dis won bin posted on birdersworld.com community forum twais!


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