Come on, dis one is a warp
to level six
But….
I iz sorry. Your prinsess iz in other cassels.
How typical.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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be careful not to go alone!
Mah Princess Mu,
creator ov teh mostest byootimus meadow in teh whirled…
is nawt second!!!
oh hai Romeow : ) less juss go frolik in da medow! : ) K? freestyle froliking…da dance eberywun can dew!
*frolic…frolic…frolic*
i can do that
*skips*
Congrachumalayshuns, PM!
Yay! princess mu, i frolicks fur yu!
fanks y’all . ah juss luvs joo guys : )
whut iz this medoe ob wish U speek? I wanna kome, 2. I hope there’s lotsa whilde flowers–eye lubs them–coryopsis, echinacia, rudbekia, blanket flowers, sunnyflowers!!!! OOOOOoooo–heaven!
dont forget teh sekret kitteh levle 4 xtra cheezburgers.
Teh Princess Mu Flowr Meddo is owtsyd teh Hed Splort Recubbery Room an dus indeed hav awl yur fayvrit flowrs, an tehy’re awlwais in bloom! Nex tym yu see D Marie awnlyn, clik awn her naym and go to ICHC Comments tips for moer detayls.
Ai wil nao re-inakt a seen frum mai day 2day.
*deep breff*
goez owt 2 teh middl uv teh meddo *stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp*
faysiz 2ward teh HSRW en wayvz merrilee
fallz ontu baksyde *splat*
layz down on bak *contentid sy*
wayvz armzenlegz *up, down, up, down, up, down*
standz up, turnz arownd WOOHOO!
hoep ebrywun lykez mai meddograss angel!
*end uv reinaktmint*
Ai didz dis in teh sno at werk 2day. Sno wuz upto mai neez, en sins Ai wuz owtsyde shuvellin teh stepz Ai figgerd Ai’d hav sum fun! boss sed O no, u dident! Ai sed O yes Ai did, go look owt teh bak windo! boss lafft en lafft.
U made Kitkay laff, 2. I wish I cood have ben there playing in teh snow wiff U–wii doan git so mush snow in OK, ushulee.
Tortie has a new shell…
gude wun Maus!
You too. Should we do a verrrry slooooow tortie dance?
Who would give Maus such a low vote???? Tried to equalize it with a high vote.
I gots a low burger, too.
I fink dat sum peeps doan liek the sellabrashun and danse.
Oh well, didn’t reely ruin mah dai!
Don’t fink I’ll eber gib up mah happiness to a trollie.
Wii votin u up tu Romeo!
Qwik! Hid in heer beefor troll can finds us!!!
By the way, to JanetCanHasFourKittehs -
Saw your post in Kitteh that forgot the frankensence asking about Coptic Epiphany - for some reason, wouldn’t let me post reply there, so here it is: Yes, Coptic Epiphany was last Monday, January 20. (Same Epiphany as other churches, celebrating that during baptism of Jesus, the true identity of Christ became known)
Now back to the warp-kittehs, as theyBOLDLY GO WHERE NO KITTEHS HAVE GONE BEFORE…..
eye thot Epiphany wuz about when that teh magi arrived. (ob coarse, it wuz mush later than teh birth of Christ in teh stable, akshually—butt whut wood a nativily B wiffout teh “THree Wysemen”?
Awww…fanks Cheez Peeps!
I feelz eben bettr nao than I did before!!
Ur teh bestest!!!
It doan matter. Berger trolls ar so far beneef mai notis…
A few hours later -
I see the “burger troll” has hit alot today - I find it hard to believe that someone so mallic…maelici…um, mean spirited would be at a site like ICHC!
shore. how is dat dun?
Lessee…
Rite foot step an wate 5 cownts
Lef foot step an wate 5 cownts
Rite foot step an wate 5 cownts
Lef foot step an wate 5 cownts
Luk arownd reel slow and
JAZZ HANDS
Howse dat?
Ebben ai ken du dat! Til u gedda Jazz Hands, aneewai
Purrfekt!
right step wait
left step wait
right step wait
left step wait
luk round slow….
JAZZ HANDS!
DAT WUS FUN : )
I lub the JAZZ HANS!
Iz eezee, Jajeh, yoo can dew it!
*rite step wait*
*leff step wait*
JAZZ HANS!
Oops, did dem tew erlee.
Is OK, Zippy. Youze guize cn bee in teh 2nd line doin yur steps. So youze duz JAZZ HANDS in teh bak, an 6 cownts l8tr, teh frunt line duz JAZZ HANDS. Teh audienc… awdeenc… peeps in teh theater will luvs it.
Choreography… I has it!
Hauz ai du JAZZ HANS?
Stand up strait, wif yur feets spred az wied as yur sholders. Nao, fro yur hans in teh aire, ’bout teh saem angle az yur feets, wif yur fingurs all opun an spred owt.
JAZZ HANDS!
Or at leest fur 2nite. Wee shall has sum mor danse classes in teh futur. I ar a strict DanseMastur, cause I learnded frum teh bestest (an teh tuffest).
Hermit kittehs?
Hermans Hermits kittehs?
I’m leaning on a lamppost at the corner of the street,
In case a certain little lady comes by
Oh me, oh my,
I hope the little lady comes by.
I don’t know if she’ll get away,
She doesn’t always get away,
But anyway I know that she’ll try.
Oh me, oh my,
I hope the little lady comes by.
Bonus Burgers © for the ICHC Friend who knows the original ref (not the Hermans Hermits B-side ref)
Frum ‘Me and My Girl’, en yu iz two yon- youg - nawt old two know dat! Haz yu bin spiyieyin on yur eld whirz?
Oh, BLESS YOU! Jess: it’s my FAVORITE musical. I have been in the dance ensemble, and I have also played Parchester (The Family Solicitor) a couple of times.
Once you get down Lambeth way,
Ev’ry evening, ev’ry day,
You’ll find yourself doin’ the Lambeth walk.
OI!
TLVD*. Go ‘way stoopy troll.
(Teho haz devented a noo acrony… ecronee… abbrev… oh heck, short thingy fur “Troll Like Voting Detected”).
Walk east until your hat floats, Troll!
Wuz allsew beeg hit in Inngerland for a liddle guy from Lanckashire hoo played teh yookalaylee. Him cawled Jorge Formby an sang in teh berry strawng regionnal acksent.
Hads teh beeg front teefs, too.
Kyoot!
Nawt teh troll.
Teh songs …
Yay to Teho! Trolz bin skipping skool en mom cawt dem, plus Teho delt -deel- tuk dem owt!
burger-biter trolls bite.
U haz lotza talentez, Maus—eye wish eye culd sea U purrform!
little does kitteh realize warp can been replaced wif saloon spit can
All kitteh needs is a good, Scottish engineer who can work miracles.
Wii needz tu tell heem dat dere iz scotch on da CCC! Hee lubs dat!
Ai’m werkin as fast as Ai can, Captain, but ye cannae chanj teh lawz o’ Fizz hicks.
yeah, but ye kin drrink mowr skotch!
fizz hicks - -hehehehhheeee
yesh. coms frum drinkin tu menee scotch-n-sodees… *hick*
Dere’s kittehs on destawr bordbaw,….
Kittehreplikator goes into teh overdrive.
ore a guy naymed “geoffry” 2 make sum tubez!
torrrrreeee adddorrrra
don spit on teh fllllorrrrrra
uze teh cusssppidddorrrra
thatz wut it is forrrrrrra
my gramma used to sing dat.
she passed away almost a year ago. Liddle fings liek dis bring her back to me
okay, hoo else knos about teh sekrit warp zones?
wunna mai frends showed meh taht trick.
ai needs a lyfe.
i wuz upset fursty tym it happened to me. wanted to play all levelz
“is jsut a jump to teh left…”
“then a step to the rii-eye-eyeeyeeyeeyeeyet”
An den a step tu teh rite.
♫ “put ur hanz on ur hipz” ♫
And bring your knees in tight…
it’s the pelvik thrus that really drives you insa-a-a-ane! Now come up to th lab and se whats on the slab. y he light of the night it