Come on, dis one is a warp
to level six
But….
I iz sorry. Your prinsess iz in other cassels.
How typical.
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be careful not to go alone!
Mah Princess Mu,
creator ov teh mostest byootimus meadow in teh whirled…
is nawt second!!!
oh hai Romeow : ) less juss go frolik in da medow! : ) K? freestyle froliking…da dance eberywun can dew!
*frolic…frolic…frolic*
i can do that
*skips*
Congrachumalayshuns, PM!
Yay! princess mu, i frolicks fur yu!
fanks y’all . ah juss luvs joo guys : )
whut iz this medoe ob wish U speek? I wanna kome, 2. I hope there’s lotsa whilde flowers–eye lubs them–coryopsis, echinacia, rudbekia, blanket flowers, sunnyflowers!!!! OOOOOoooo–heaven!
dont forget teh sekret kitteh levle 4 xtra cheezburgers.
Teh Princess Mu Flowr Meddo is owtsyd teh Hed Splort Recubbery Room an dus indeed hav awl yur fayvrit flowrs, an tehy’re awlwais in bloom! Nex tym yu see D Marie awnlyn, clik awn her naym and go to ICHC Comments tips for moer detayls.
Ai wil nao re-inakt a seen frum mai day 2day.
*deep breff*
goez owt 2 teh middl uv teh meddo *stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp*
faysiz 2ward teh HSRW en wayvz merrilee
fallz ontu baksyde *splat*
layz down on bak *contentid sy*
wayvz armzenlegz *up, down, up, down, up, down*
standz up, turnz arownd WOOHOO!
hoep ebrywun lykez mai meddograss angel!
*end uv reinaktmint*
Ai didz dis in teh sno at werk 2day. Sno wuz upto mai neez, en sins Ai wuz owtsyde shuvellin teh stepz Ai figgerd Ai’d hav sum fun! boss sed O no, u dident! Ai sed O yes Ai did, go look owt teh bak windo! boss lafft en lafft.
U made Kitkay laff, 2. I wish I cood have ben there playing in teh snow wiff U–wii doan git so mush snow in OK, ushulee.
Plz Help meh! I been in heaar for twee ourahz!
Tortie has a new shell…
gude wun Maus!
You too. Should we do a verrrry slooooow tortie dance?
Who would give Maus such a low vote???? Tried to equalize it with a high vote.
I gots a low burger, too.
I fink dat sum peeps doan liek the sellabrashun and danse.
Oh well, didn’t reely ruin mah dai!
Don’t fink I’ll eber gib up mah happiness to a trollie.
Wii votin u up tu Romeo!
Qwik! Hid in heer beefor troll can finds us!!!
By the way, to JanetCanHasFourKittehs –
Saw your post in Kitteh that forgot the frankensence asking about Coptic Epiphany – for some reason, wouldn’t let me post reply there, so here it is: Yes, Coptic Epiphany was last Monday, January 20. (Same Epiphany as other churches, celebrating that during baptism of Jesus, the true identity of Christ became known)
Now back to the warp-kittehs, as theyBOLDLY GO WHERE NO KITTEHS HAVE GONE BEFORE…..
eye thot Epiphany wuz about when that teh magi arrived. (ob coarse, it wuz mush later than teh birth of Christ in teh stable, akshually—butt whut wood a nativily B wiffout teh “THree Wysemen”?
Awww…fanks Cheez Peeps!
I feelz eben bettr nao than I did before!!
Ur teh bestest!!!
It doan matter. Berger trolls ar so far beneef mai notis…
A few hours later -
I see the “burger troll” has hit alot today – I find it hard to believe that someone so mallic…maelici…um, mean spirited would be at a site like ICHC!
shore. how is dat dun?
Lessee…
Rite foot step an wate 5 cownts
Lef foot step an wate 5 cownts
Rite foot step an wate 5 cownts
Lef foot step an wate 5 cownts
Luk arownd reel slow and
JAZZ HANDS
Howse dat?
Ebben ai ken du dat! Til u gedda Jazz Hands, aneewai
Purrfekt!
right step wait
left step wait
right step wait
left step wait
luk round slow….
JAZZ HANDS!
DAT WUS FUN : )
I lub the JAZZ HANS!
Iz eezee, Jajeh, yoo can dew it!
*rite step wait*
*leff step wait*
JAZZ HANS!
Oops, did dem tew erlee.
Is OK, Zippy. Youze guize cn bee in teh 2nd line doin yur steps. So youze duz JAZZ HANDS in teh bak, an 6 cownts l8tr, teh frunt line duz JAZZ HANDS. Teh audienc… awdeenc… peeps in teh theater will luvs it.
Choreography… I has it!
Hauz ai du JAZZ HANS?
Stand up strait, wif yur feets spred az wied as yur sholders. Nao, fro yur hans in teh aire, ’bout teh saem angle az yur feets, wif yur fingurs all opun an spred owt.
JAZZ HANDS!
Or at leest fur 2nite. Wee shall has sum mor danse classes in teh futur. I ar a strict DanseMastur, cause I learnded frum teh bestest (an teh tuffest).
Hermit kittehs?
Hermans Hermits kittehs?
I’m leaning on a lamppost at the corner of the street,
In case a certain little lady comes by
Oh me, oh my,
I hope the little lady comes by.
I don’t know if she’ll get away,
She doesn’t always get away,
But anyway I know that she’ll try.
Oh me, oh my,
I hope the little lady comes by.
Bonus Burgers © for the ICHC Friend who knows the original ref (not the Hermans Hermits B-side ref)
Frum ‘Me and My Girl’, en yu iz two yon- youg – nawt old two know dat! Haz yu bin spiyieyin on yur eld whirz?
Oh, BLESS YOU! Jess: it’s my FAVORITE musical. I have been in the dance ensemble, and I have also played Parchester (The Family Solicitor) a couple of times.
Once you get down Lambeth way,
Ev’ry evening, ev’ry day,
You’ll find yourself doin’ the Lambeth walk.
OI!
TLVD*. Go ‘way stoopy troll.
(Teho haz devented a noo acrony… ecronee… abbrev… oh heck, short thingy fur “Troll Like Voting Detected”).
Walk east until your hat floats, Troll!
Wuz allsew beeg hit in Inngerland for a liddle guy from Lanckashire hoo played teh yookalaylee. Him cawled Jorge Formby an sang in teh berry strawng regionnal acksent.
Hads teh beeg front teefs, too.
Kyoot!
Nawt teh troll.
Teh songs …
Yay to Teho! Trolz bin skipping skool en mom cawt dem, plus Teho delt -deel- tuk dem owt!
burger-biter trolls bite.
U haz lotza talentez, Maus—eye wish eye culd sea U purrform!
little does kitteh realize warp can been replaced wif saloon spit can
All kitteh needs is a good, Scottish engineer who can work miracles.
Wii needz tu tell heem dat dere iz scotch on da CCC! Hee lubs dat!
Ai’m werkin as fast as Ai can, Captain, but ye cannae chanj teh lawz o’ Fizz hicks.
yeah, but ye kin drrink mowr skotch!
fizz hicks – -hehehehhheeee
yesh. coms frum drinkin tu menee scotch-n-sodees… *hick*
Dere’s kittehs on destawr bordbaw,….
Kittehreplikator goes into teh overdrive.
ore a guy naymed “geoffry” 2 make sum tubez!
torrrrreeee adddorrrra
don spit on teh fllllorrrrrra
uze teh cusssppidddorrrra
thatz wut it is forrrrrrra
my gramma used to sing dat.
she passed away almost a year ago. Liddle fings liek dis bring her back to me
okay, hoo else knos about teh sekrit warp zones?
wunna mai frends showed meh taht trick.
ai needs a lyfe.
i wuz upset fursty tym it happened to me. wanted to play all levelz
“is jsut a jump to teh left…”
“then a step to the rii-eye-eyeeyeeyeeyeeyet”
An den a step tu teh rite.
♫ “put ur hanz on ur hipz” ♫
And bring your knees in tight…
it’s the pelvik thrus that really drives you insa-a-a-ane! Now come up to th lab and se whats on the slab. y he light of the night it will all be alright. I will get you a satanic mechnic.
Leeeessss deeeeeew teh Tyyyyyme Waaarrp Agaaaaaaaayne!
*wayves arms arownd lyke mayniack*
*fallz dwn ded on floor at teh end*
*fetchez elektrodes an mad syentisst*
oooh notes!!!
Howd u do dat???
may haff to moove dis danse to teh nawty barn!
evveryone chex yur garters beefor we goez any furder.
Mai stawkinks awr rolled! (Flings garters into crowd, runs away slowly, looking over shoulder…)
Oopsie…Ai thawt yu sed CHUCKS awr garters…
I tinx taht teh name “Nawty Barn” wud be gud naem foar a nawty booteek
but foar teh rekurd i am neethur all taht sweet noar am i a travsne, travest..,i dont luk gud in a dress
ai wud liek to vizit Transylvania, tho.
hao do you kno you don luk good in dress unless yoo tried?
kilts are much sexi tho
i’m in on the transylvania trip, someday….when I can has a monee or two
Awe its ok, u probly jus hasnt find teh rite flaturing style ov dress yet.
Transylvania has beeg tooristy indusstree centered on vampyre lore and stuf lyke dat. Ai wood lyke to goes, 2. Can we has FIELD TRIPZ?
Crapture, glad to seize UR spelling nayme right again….tee hee! too many trips to teh CCC 4 de skowtch, eh????
and, Ai betz Crapture wood luk GRATE in dress, U gots nize laigs; or betta, Frank N. Furter cowstume! Psst…post sum pix!!! OK, in teh nawty barn, Ai go dere naow…
Ooh! Can we go to the coin level and get many moneys, too?
Ware’s teh cheezburger lebel?
And teh gushi fud lebel?
And teh sunbeem lebel?
And the…
Oooooooooohhhhhh, sunbeem lebel…puuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Kim, it duzn’t luk liek ur tryin bery hard to get to teh next lebel.
Juss sayin…
or
wayt a sekund . . . eets a TYME WARP!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdu7xoHU9DA
It’s just a jump to the left…
AWESOME rocky horror ref!!
“but it’s the pelvic thrusts, that really drives me insaaaaane!!!!”
U Tube iz tyme warping plaze. Eye wach linky above, den eye notize Star Trek: Tyme Warp, den see Harri Plotter, an b4 eye noze eet, eye haz spent tu mush tyme wachin U Tube!
*Janeway putz hands on hipz* FTW!!1!
yeah…alwayz!!!
(boff vidz made me smyle a myle!)
I can haz 1-up!!??
Super Mario 2. Ohhhh yeah.
kitteh on teh flore tihnks his bro needz 2 gets a lief, srsly.
mom he’z touching meh.
He ar mai brother from the same mother I wish I cud gib him awayz
: sigh
Instalayshun art – I dont gets it.
yabutt, kudos 4 no ironik sofa ore pink wallz
uh, shuuur kitteh, i be seeing itz a wrap.
mebbe it be warm, but it looks dam unkomfertable.
See? I told yoo there wernt enny fish in der.
I finks we iz gonna see the wappitywappity ov deth in a sec…
wappitywappity – hehhheheheheheeeeee
Enee clcozer and Ai zapps you’se. Lasers chargins, locating target, wait….
Ai thawt tha layble sed dere was fishehs in heah!
Yu’d think! Yu’d think! Layble sure luks dat wai!
Kuut kittehs playings sooper mareeo bruverz 2!!!! get iders wen imaginashuns go krazee!!!!
OT–here is a hart-warmin storee:
http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2008/01/23/cat_stowaway_makes_it_home_again_1201102424/?p1=Well_MostPop_Emailed1
Hi doctorcat,
Thanks u soooo much fur dis link. I wanted to read the full story this am but my yahoo news wuz borked. Dis sweet wun looks like my striper JoeCat did. Teh kittehs- dey r such survivors.
bye
WOWSIES!!!
Was dis part of an airline promoshun?
Kittieh’s fly free with speshul ticket.
Ddint i see it advertised on ICHC;
KITTEHS- CLIK HERE TO DISKOBER HOW TO TRABEL AND SEE TEH WHIRLED: CHEEPCHEEPCHEEP!!
teh fine print- yourexperiencemaynotbthesameasthemodel;youjustmayseethe insideobasootcase adntehundersidesofabed.voidwhereprohibited.
Freekwunt flyr miles will nawt be awarded with this promoshun. Meel serbiss nawt inclewded. Complimentary drinksfromtehbar nawt inclewded. Reclinin seet nawt inclewded. Hawt towull nawt inclewded. Inflite entertainmint system nawt inclewded.
Hmm…. asckshully dat sownz sackly laik American Airlines in coach….
Hao funnee taht teh man screemd liek a littul girl, an hao awsum taht he wuz gunna giv teh kitteh a furevar home!
iz ’spontaneous jenerashun’
ob complex, multee-sellyerore kreechur.
Unsuspecking kitteh iz unsuspecking….or uzzed tu it!
Super mario 2!!! XD
did you know the super mario 2 wasn’t actually super mario 2? Watch the hilarious documentary about it here!
dats wai deres supurr mario lost lebels! witch eez teh reel supurr mario 2.
oh… NERD TALK!
lot’s of swering
u haz to level up firsty u dumbo
level 6 monstahs r very meenie
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I don’t get why the cat’s attacking that other cat instead of attacking the vase with FISH on it.
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Cuz he’s ABUVV udder kitteh n ken reech daun an be berry annoying.
…and ceramic fishy r hard te bite or sink pointy ens in.
Sooper Mah-ree-yo Twooooo!
Wid Mah-ree-yo, Lah-weejee, Tode, and der Pwincess.
Ok ok, so find teh warp jarr and yoo warps to da… too daa… *thinkin* umm, teh ice levull? Levull six, yuss?
(Havna plaid dat intendo gaim in gog’s yeerz)
I fawd of eet too *g* I tink itz teh one weet the whails!
oh me LURVED de ice level! pwincezz VERY handee in dat level!
It ain’t trekkie at all – itz ‘Stargate’, tho i’m not shure which one!
Oad 2 a Greek Urn:
Foartress ubz splenndidd
Sawllitood standz tawll
Tempteeng awll hoo veew
itz majjestee wif bandz ubz
fisheez. Promisseeng
grand advenchurrz 4
thoaz hoo seek mysteeree andz
a bit ubz Majjikk
Relish t3h wondurr
ubz Curree~awsittee seen
froo bryt green ieez
Jack.
Sumhao dis remines of a fav scene frun Tek Moosic Mans:
One Greecian Urn
Two Greecian Urns
And a Fountain
Trickle, trickle, trickle
Sry, I hads tu do that.
OK, peepul, nuthin goin on heer. Moov awai, moov awai…
Watsa Greeshan urn?
Oh, about 2 drakmas a dai.
Tish boom!
Yu beeted me tooit! Mai brudderinlor is Swiss so we do lots ob “Hao do yu maek a swiss roll? Push him orf teh alps!” an “Wy is tehy cawled “Alps”? Cus as he rolls daon he showts “Alp! Alp!”
Thkyuverreemush. Ai’s heer awl week!
Donut clap too lowd, its an old bilding
Wii needz the sownd!
http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/sounds/wav/smb_pipe.wav
I lurvs it! I has kiichayn dat make dis sownd. Is teh awshums!
this picture is filled with magic somehow
… and these are Escher kittehs for sure
All your vase are belong to us
I had a horrible day but that gave me a good grin, ty!!
leeroy jenkins!!!!
aw Rodney, U are teh WIN!
some seez portalz…udderz seez warp to levlz….
I seez de well frum de “Ring”….Halp!
*shuddr*
Ai just saw teh ooccoo jars frum Zelda, mutch less scaaree!
Urn place or mine?
U iz silly, RD!
thank you
Ur-ine here?
plz nawt to pee in teh vase, kthxbai.
yer vase or mine?
Gauntlet reference FTW!
Warrior needs Valkyrie badly!
What happens with vase cat stays with vase cat
Don’t do pot.
“just say “know’”
(yeah, dat werks gud–
how teh war on drugz wuz one!)
Your Patagonian Kitten Vine needs watering, look it’s loosing leaves.
lulz, secund cat luk jus lik mine. Is say “No, I stay heer. Iz too cool fur levul warp”
were Ish da cheezburgrz?
yeeeees, levl 6 veeeery hard