ur so sweet! <3
nom nom nom nom nom nom…
in other related cute nom noming…
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Let me tells yu a seecrit!
Happi knot secund to Maus. Wot danz u wanna du?
May b to tune ob “sekrit agen man”?
Hao bout teh “Theme from Peter Gunn”?
Bum bum bum bum bum ba ba da
Bum bum bum bum bum ba ba da
DAAA da (Bum bum bum bum bum ba ba da)
DAAA dwa da (Bum bum bum bum bum ba ba da)
Wif peeps doin a sneeky kind ov danse…
Yay Maus!!! Conga ratz to yew!! Sneekee danse? Creeping about? Peerring our from doorways? Hiding behind chairs? Crouching down. WHEEEEEE!
*ducking down . . .dans to chair. . . dans to doorframe. . . hidebehind an peek out. . .cas to chair again. . .crouch behind it* (whispurrs – whoo hoo) *kittehz luking at mee askance!!*
onoz! i no can doos dis danz, mah kittehs has alredy used ups de sneakee quota fer teh day . der iz onlee so much to go around.
teh seecrit is, “U R delishis.”
noooo. stop dat! i nawt has flabor and is nawt tasteee or nutrisous. MOM!!!! hes doin dat again!!!!
kiss me, u impetoous fool!
the not tecond tance of the tay is the TISKOTANSI !!! tanse people tanse !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfT2aOqwMlY
Takk, Tend!
[duz Teh Tussle]
everybody be tooing teh
tisco, tisco tuck?
Aiz akshullee fowt teh peepels in teh bak grownds weer paynted seenree! Fankoo Stend fur anudder fyn eksampul ob “u cins fynd NEfing on teh interwebs…n Stend does its teh bestests!”
Tisko replaces Tango in Finland?
Mai aiz! it burnz uz, precious!
Az u can see iz hungree hunni. When’s deenner?
deenner wil b in haf n hor deer now putz mah eer bk were u fund it!
Yez deer.
Orinj wunz NOT perzin!!
Only “poison” orange kittehs have is that they make you luv them to the point of goofiness. These kittehs look like two of my kittehs, my orange 1 and my buff 1. One is my favorite cat, other one is my best cat. I be happily oberwhelmed by all their luv and personality.
I haz an orinj kitteh too! she luks like the floor polish kitteh in the next picture, she a big gurl, bery snorgelishus and full ob lub.
And… dip, twwirl, kick.
Tahngo kitteh teach U, gud.
interbiew with the vampire: the oranj kitteh vershun
LOL! Xtra points & menny burgers for creativitee!
thanks mimicat!
Kissin
Ur doin it rong
pleez to not use teefs
So sweet, I eat you wit a spoon!
So sweet, now i has diabeetus!
Teh Kwaekur Otes can halp, itz teh riet thang to do, i heerz
Grate, I lubs oatmeel kookies!
Noo diet that will maek meh healfy!
–but wy a spun cuzin?
–bcz iz dull u twit, it weel hurt mowr!
Alan Rickman FTW! (and sad dat moovee was so pleh udderwise)
troll-like voting detected
puppee lurve……ur doin it rong.
Hikeez…ai gibs dem
Vampirism
You’re doing it wrong
***EMERGENCY NOTICE*** The National Cuteness Association has issued a Category 5 Splort Warning for this picture. Please take all necessary precautions.
C nex commin fur CCC n CHRG(wdoi)!
Ai wears free CHRG(wdoi), but ai not shor dey wil hold owt.
They cannae take the pressure, Captain!
Heer Flooof: a lublee 1950’s styl hots pink swim caps wif big lectric blu fwower on its n dons furgets to snap teh chin strap! Awlso, heers sum co ordinaytsing neeyon lym green dukee tayps to holes eberyfing own!
Ha! NOW you tells me! Aftur I haz alreddy seen the pictur an my hedd beez all splorted. hmmph! *takes rubberglub and stomps awai*
hehe
Pisto – u be noob heer soes ai lets u noes dat to prevents teh hed splorts u mus puts awn CHRG(wdoi) or swim cap BEFORE luking ats piks! Iffn u furgets n has hed splorts, we hab teh Hed Splort Recoberee Ward n helicat bambullins to tayks u der! CCC haz awl teh suppleyes u needs: sawf blankee, tee, hot koko, choclit n floofee pillows ifn ur hed splorts. Awlso has lots ob CHRG(wdoi), swim caps, dukee tayp, plastic raps, mop, cleen water n, nao, Ambercats Official Snorgel Snorkle! Helps urselp to watseber u needs!
iz bringin mai hed in to teh Hed Splort Recoberee Ward right nau. itz in tihs bukkit. tohse kittehs is sooo kewt it wuz all wurth it!
bukkit??? is its blu??? if so, LoLrus is lukins fur u!!
Tanks ManfredMom. I is a long time lurker but only once inna while poster so I is not used to haffin the hedsplorts.
BTW is dere cable teevee in the HSRW?
Noes – der be HD satellite wif 500 chanils n nuffin on!
I’ll hav free (3) Snorgel Snorkels pleez…………..an……..a bag of gravvel.
Nots to wurree, CCC iz heer! Dons furgit to pik ups won obs r noo produks – Ambercat’s Official Snorgel Snorkle!! Proteks ur fays wen goes in fur snorgel dyve! Comes in barai itee ob colurs! Gets won nao!! Ownlee abailabel at teh CCC!!
*gibs owt CHRG(wdoi) n AOSS*
Ai finks aiz bin wahchin tu muches layt nites TV!!
U jus in tyme Manfred Mom. Dere iz a puppi on Ihasahotdog.com dat iz danjerouslee cute. Eye wantz tu pik her up and snorgel her sew bad. Eye needz an AOSS plz. Eye tink eye lyke a bloo wun plz.
Ai saws a cuppel puppehs on IHAHD n delibbered teh CHRG’s n AOSS’s n awl teh stuffses!
Ai just posted this a cupple ov pikshures ago – but ai now bringz it over heer. Bai curious cow-in-sit-ins, it wuz Maus hoo asked if we had ene scotch!
MM – ai don’t know if yoo know -
Awn teh CCC, we nao also haz NINE varieteez ov scotch!!! paws4thot has, after much pawsing 4 thot, selected tehm. It seems sum wud purrfur a bit o’scotch wehn affliked wif teh serious sports!!!
Laphraoig, Bruichladdich, and teh nuu Port Charlotte frawm Islay, Tallisker frawn Skye, Scapa frawm Orkney, Glenfiddich and The Glenlivet frawn Strathspey, Glenmorangie for a Highland, and Sheep Dip.
paw4thot added “Ah tink daht cobirz awl teh mayne bayses ob flayvorz.”
Gud thing teh CCC iz liek the majik tentz in Harry Potter, or we wudn’t be able to poosh it around so eezilee!!!
Ai know its mornin, but I can has a dram of Glenmorangie wile teh cart is heer? It iz “teh bom” ov teh Scotches IMO! Espeshully if its teh Port Barrel Finish. Yum.
Ov corse yoo can. As the honoree ov teh day, yoo can haz enething yoo wantz!! P4T did a reelee gud job, dint he!
(gluggle lug) Heer yoo go!! Ar furst *snerk* reel customer!
Teh dbl cyootness requirz a supple…slolppl…xtra nip of the seengl malt lagavulin (in mi hipflasc) witch ai can shayr wid errybody woo wants. Ai clap fo luberly slecshun of medicinal spiruts now in the ccc, altho ther iz no substitoot for teh essenshul CHRB (wdoi) an ducky tape. Oh noes, I feel a splort comin on! Quik, quik teh flaaaaask! Toooo laaaaaaaate….SPLORT!
…snorgel, snorgel, smooooooooooooooo! delishus bebbees
(this my nawt second reel post in lolcat…herro fum queenz in noo yawk city…I lub all de soopa nize and funnee peeps, kittehs an odders on ICHC)
Yay! We lubs yoo tew! Wellcum to teh cheezfrens!
aw, soo, heer U goes, *scoop* floop, *pat* *pat* vrrrriiiippp (dat be teh sownd uv ducky tayp zzzing roun yer haid holdin brains in) awl betta? Heer, has sum moar seengl mawlt stuf and sum yummie chawklits. We alzo bring U sawfty blankee. Wants 2 makes U welcums to ICHC and caution U about scotch & splort. Dangerus stuff! Heer: tirdee daze supply of CHRG (w/doi) fur U as attendance prize!
OHai soo, welcum to ICHC!!
Fenk u guise so much fo the warm and fuzzly welcum…ai bean lurkin long tiem. Scotch AN chawklit AN blankie…hebben! Woo needs brains when u got de lub of cheezfrens.
Iz troo–splort danger so hi here, sumtimes best to check ur branes at teh door
well kum soo. mah nayme is soo too butt heer on ICHC ai go bai spykes mom. yoo be lurnin kwiklee (grasshoppah) bowt teh CCC n teh CHRG (w/doi). wee lubs teh noo cheezfrens!
ai has bisited Queens Noo Yawk onse…ai fink…ai wuz werkin at teh Flushing Cemetery n sawr teh berry byootiful 9/11 monyooment dere. in fack ai has a pickshur ob teh monyooment awn mah cyoob wall. teh peeps in Flushing were awl berry berry nyse. ai fink Noo Yawkers has a bad nayme taht dey dont dezerve.
spykes_mom…I iz devoured wid curiosity bout what kind of werk yu did at da Flushing Cemetary…and yez I tink noo yawkers sometiems get a bad rap…we juss look means to surbive in a place wid milyuns and milyuns ob peeps.
turtlol…tenks soo much for puttin my braynes back inside hed, at mie age I bee needin every cell!
tenks ebrieboddy for welcome…dis bes plaice on innerwebs.
ai werked fur a software kumpany…it wuz cemetery manajement software. no kiddin. kep trak ob who’z ware, etc. as well as handlin awl teh reseevabuls, komishons, truss funs n so fourth. ai werked as a trayner, so ai gotted to bisit cemeteries awl ober teh kountree n eeben into Canada (aka Kanuckistan). sum berry, berry byootiful, sum nawt so mush.
anodder klyent frum teh Brawnx tooked me awn a toor ob teh faymus Woodlawn Cemetery. she useta werk dere.
ai has seen teh berriul spawts ob menny faymus/infamus fokes. intrestin werk, butt too mush trabbelin.
mai naym be soo too…but I go bai SueBooKitteh AND SueBooCat bec I haz so many ‘puterz I looks at ICHC….Akshoolee, I was typing really fast wunce cuz I wuz tryin to be a nawt furstee and I fergets who I be!
Welkum to TH3 funniest site on innerninnerwebs! Kittehs an cheezfrens are hissterikle!
Welcum Soo! Aiz sew glads u fuownd scotch flabor u lyk! Ai missded P4T’s post on dat!
Janet: Ai inbested in noo CCC pulled bai a modifyed stock zambownee! Plentee ob horsee powr to pull ekstra items on much larjer CCC!
modifyed stock zambownee. BWAHAHAHA!
Duz dat meen yoo haz sooped up de enjin? Whatchoo got in dat enjin, gurl?
We can haz zamboni raeces on ICHC?
Aw, man, dis is de KEWLEST plaec!
Ai duns noes wats in enjin. Lef dat up to brudder to modify. Owenlee noes dats its cin do weelees n in sertin geers can pulls seberal CCC’s n mah brudders sleds fru teh sno on teh Tug Hill (place N of Syr dat gets lotses ob sno). Is a meen masheen!! Mus inbytes eberee buddee to puts drwins on its. Janet haz at its furst so we can hab teh piggee fases n ellepants behynes dat match teh CHRG(wdoi)!
Oh, MM – thank yoo so mutch fur thiinking ov mee – but it is Ambercat hoo duz the piggee faces n ellepants behines. Alas, ai cannawt even draw taht mutch!!
Ai’m shure she will be delited to decorate the noo zamboni wif the drawingz!!! She can eben sine her nayme under them!!!
Wow – taht iz so eggsiting!!!
MM – so whut yor saying is itz a meen mocheen an a reel go-getter!
Kinda maeks me wunna taek it fur a spin!
*straps on helmit, pulls on a payr uv dryving gluvs*
Coem on, kittehs! Strap yurselves in an lets see whut this behbeh can do!
As de Boss heemself mite say: Teh nite’s bustin opin an these 2 lanes will taek us ennywhere . . .
I tought Sheep Dib bee a burr bon
Can I haz sum hot choclit and chrg MM? they both is so cute..
I doesn’t know if I canz handle so much cuteness…
Nao -wuddn’t yoo think we cud pleez ebree wun? But alreddee Theresa wuz askin fur Oban, which wuz awn P4Ts originul lizst. paw4thot did say scotch wuz HIGHLEE indivdual an it wud bee difficult to hav awnlee nine.. *sigh*
Purrhaps iz mutch liek wine. Ai’m awaiz so surprized – heer in teh USovA, wehn they say – wud yoo liek white or red????!!! WHAT!!!!??????
Mueller-Thuergau iz mai favoriet white – an fur red a Valpolicello. But soooo menee gud wuns – sumtiems hard to pik!
I’d sujezt Theresa traiz Scapa and Talisker, with sum wattur betwin habin 1 an teh otter.
And yes Skawtch iz leik wine; hundridz ob diffrint varyiteez (K, Ize inkloodin diffring aygez and wood finishes heer), sum so indibiduall NE1 can haz tellin 1 frawn anothah, ebin when U can see teh sekond distiliree frawn teh road owtsyde teh furst.
two-kittehs – heer – kwiklee – taek thiz nice noo CHRG(wdoi) an put it awn. Yoo ar rite – this pikshur cud bee vereee danjerous.
an fur gud measure – yur nice hawt choklit. Halps a lot!!!
fank you Janet, putting on the CHRG nowz I can safely luk at the snorgelishus kittehs
Oooh, I will tayk a bran noo AOSS! I lub snorglin and snorklin! Tew ov mai faborits rappt into wun!
I wuz reddy wiff my CHRG(wdoi) todai, so no messes heer when i splorted! I can halp thos wiff messes. I can pass owt the skotch! That nawt a bery gud idea, akshully, cuz I am nawt a barrtendr! I wud be bery gud at passin owt choklit tho!
N ai can halps bai passin owt teh tax retoornz. It b teh tax seezun agin. Dat shuld kyoor n-e kyootness ovurdoes.
Teh ornj wuns R teh poyzun…dere kyootness b teh moast dedlyust ov poyzuns
pleh to teh tax forms!
eye’ll see u a 1099, n rayse you a 1042S
Ooh! Ooh! Ai has a W-8 BEN!!!!
uh…..ai just eckseeded mai geek kwota.
hey babee, cood i innerest u in a slitely used 1098?
Oooh ai lubs it wehn u talk dirtee….
ai can has cheezpeeps?
Manfred Mom, mai eye plz haz an xtra CHRG(w/doi)? D.R.’s head jus asploded on ihasahotdog.com.
Bedder taek several wile yur goin. Taek as mennee as yoo need. Prolly lotsa peeps going over to see what the eggsitmint iz awl about!!! Me too!
Oh noes, nawt moar sensliss violins between kittehs! Whai o whai can dey nawt jus lub eech otter….
pee ess….. so KEWT!!!! Squeeeeee!!!!
kant wee awl juss get a lawngg???
Get a lawwng wut?
(Sawree – reflecs acshun.)
WANT!
utoh…
[smoking ears]
[bugging eyes]
[creaking noise]
: : : S P L O I T ! : : :
Oh Teho – yoo uv awl peepl. . .
Heer – *scrapittee scrape scrape* *tukin in teh loose endz* *pat pat pat* *puttin awn yur CHRG(wdoi) – tug tug tug*
THERE! Braynez awl bak in – an – oh mai!!! Don’t yoo luk cyoot!!!!!!
SPLORT ALERT!!!!!! NOBUDDEE LUK AT TEHO!! HE’S GOT A CHRG(wdoi) AWN!!!! AN LUKKIN TOO CYOOT!!!
buk buk buk buGAWWWK
ai fink Teho’s gonna mayke me spl…
NO NO NO…
splor…
NO NO NO
SSSS-PLORT!!!
dam.
oh we is doing chicken imitat- emitee- umm, likeness!
CHAW
chee
CHAW
chee
CHAW
U toelded mee nawt to luuk so ai had too luuk…
nao ai ai ai
*SPLOOORT*
ohh its been so long (feels kinda gud)
ok dis is gettin weerd nao…
ai meen, weerdER.
awl most belawngs in teh…
NAWTY BARN!
wel, sum barn or othr, shur.
bgawk.
bgawk.
Ai finks wee bee needin more than teh CCC for dis pitchurr…mebbe a snator…sanitoriu,….how bouts Casa de Splortage? Dat ways, dems dat has seveer splort problums can be attended to buy trained speshellists armed w/manny CHRG (w/doi, uv kowrse), ducky tayp, chocklits, floofy sawfty blankees and not 2 menshun, the SKOWTCH bar!!! Teh nawty barn wood be owt back so as nawt to disturb teh sufferers with delikit consciousn…conschin….sensibillities.
Dis, ob kowrse, wood onlee applies to de REELY speshull extreem cazez (dems dat has lotz of splort insurance cobberages, tew)
Teh res of uz has to wates for teh CCC, an sumtimes, it has MANNY splorts to attend!
Jus a thot. Thots, Ai has them. Sometymes……
We haz hads fur sum tymes teh Hed Splorts Recubberee Ward n teh helicat bambullins to gets u der.
Ai wood juss liek to pollygise to JCH4K, MM. sm an awl teh odder deddikated vollunteers ov teh CCC an teh Hedsplort Reccubry Ward for mai lack ov helping. Ai feel liek teh kitteh in teh las pickshur, wiv all this splort krises goin on an nawt being heer to halp.
Is due to teh time prolem an ai hassn’t gawt ma tiem travellin thingy werked awt gud yet.
Forshunately this dussn’t need mai cheeryup braownies.
*Retires kwietly an daoncastly into korner wiv larg Glen anyfing.
Mai Hikee…
Let me show u it
Ai takee an AOSS ihn teh bloo
awreddy habs on mai CHRG (wdoi), so mai SPLORT wabs neetlee contaned…
no skoch fore mee, buts ai will be habbin som choklit, plzkthxbai
iz awdishining 4 starring roll in DA BELA LUGOSI STOREE. u halpz mee prepare, yis?
kin u heer me NOW??
Does anyone have the original image? I want it really badly and would appreciate the help :[
r u treing tu sedooce meh wiz ur feesh breth missus robinson?
http://io9.com/347041/evolution-explains-why-lolcats-control-your-mind
check out one on cloverfield kitteh
muh pal shares with me…i returns the favor to you
io9.com/347041/evolution-explains-why-lolcats-control-your-mind
check it out…muh fren share with me…he knows me too well
But I r NAWT NOOTRISHIS!!!!!
I’ll go stwaight to ur a$$!
Momint on teh lipz furevah on teh hipz!!!!
[waves to get attention of CCC]
oh hai, I needz sum extra duck taype fer teh CHRG, plstnx. very severe danjur of splorting injuries frum this picher.
and maybe soem Talisker. Dat berry gud scochwiskey, imho. jus a liddle bit moar, pls. dere still sum room in teh glass.
and mebbe soem Cadberries chawklit, too, becaws taht goez gud wif teh scotchwiskey.
an mebbe ai jus sits down here an relaxes an duzznt do n-e more work todays.
an mebbe I tayks 1 moar look at teh kittehs, wif teh liddle paws and teefs an stuff, they so kyoot.
[mffled splort mfffff]
gud thing ai’s pre-payred wif teh CHRG. allz well hier.
Here’s nudder fur nex tyme!
This is a bad caption. The original caption (which was a lot better) was:
YOU TASTE LIKE FAIL
try dis wun: yoo smell lyke troll.
Winz!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!
Except that the kittehs look so HAPPY. So, really, if the buff one tasted like “fail,” then neither would look quite so adorable.
*ahem* N00b.
Count Drac-MEW-la claims his first victim
Hey, yoo gotz a liddel fudz on de sied uv yor faec der.
Heer, holdstillaminnit, lemme help yoo gid it orf . . .
iz nawt sew mowch heer or heer, but RYTE HEER.
Iffn ai kant gid id orf, ayll go git mummeh.
She haz a speschul hankie wif de spit on it dat she uzes to kleen de beh-beh. Ay bet *DAT* will werk if awl elz fayls.
Yoo wunt I shud go gid her nao?
ALERT! ALERT!
*TLVD* (troll-like voting detected)
hi!
“hope it puts a smile on your face!”
how would you write this sentence in this cool style? or a similiar sentence like this, with same meaning !. could some1 plz help me??
thx a lot!
oh hai, chris,
No rools in lolspeak, but here’s sum tips:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/24/lol-kitteh-as-a-second-language-lksl-101-in-five-easy-steps/
Welcum to ICHC.
i tuuk
howp itz potting eh smail nto ya fais
nat pÖÖrfekt , bat trying^^
eggsellent! u catchz on fast, chris!
ownlee 4 ruuls heer.
1 LoLspeek mus b unnerstud. Kittehs noes to cayr bowt spellin n grammmer.
2 Nots kul to yell FURST on fursty post
3 B nys
4 No trolls!
5 Kittehs rool.
6) So do LOLruses.
“dun worree…bee happee”
i luff thoez kittehs!
GIMMEE dem BABEHS I showed U teh NOMNOMNOMins ona litl pink bellys ana snooooooooooooooorrrrgglezzz em! I LUB teh babeh kittehs!
Iz Spring Yet? I be needun teh baby kitteh fix reeeeel baaaad!
*wayves paw*
snorgle snorkel needed, over heer – STAT!
won AOSS fur u Gremlin!
we will leave the question of what the various trolls taste like to each other, since it’s pretty much a given that they would know
IZ KILLED MUFASA!
Eye mus naow replayce awl glas in howse beecuz eye sqwee’d on hai note lyke Ella Fitzgerald in auld Memowex comershal back n da dai.
It was lyve, naut Memowex btw.
i has long, tiggery, freckly, floppa orinj kitteh
and it R poysin
meh and mai tree uther kitz r immyoon, az r mah frenz
evrywun elze: poysinned and berried
Oh hai, Plobes. Glad yoo haz de immyoonitee! De orinj wuns wil ged yoo ebery tiem.
Ph34R!
My fiance’ does this to me several times a day.
And we’re allergic to cats!
Second base. I haz it.
Hai, um, maybee consider a mint, pweeze??
Used this on my Girlfriend.
Does any one know where I can get this picture without the caption???? PLEASEEEEEE!
oh wait… where’d I put my fail-gun?