ur so sweet! <3
nom nom nom nom nom nom…
in other related cute nom noming…
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Let me tells yu a seecrit!
Happi knot secund to Maus. Wot danz u wanna du?
May b to tune ob “sekrit agen man”?
Hao bout teh “Theme from Peter Gunn”?
Bum bum bum bum bum ba ba da
Bum bum bum bum bum ba ba da
DAAA da (Bum bum bum bum bum ba ba da)
DAAA dwa da (Bum bum bum bum bum ba ba da)
Wif peeps doin a sneeky kind ov danse…
Yay Maus!!! Conga ratz to yew!! Sneekee danse? Creeping about? Peerring our from doorways? Hiding behind chairs? Crouching down. WHEEEEEE!
*ducking down . . .dans to chair. . . dans to doorframe. . . hidebehind an peek out. . .cas to chair again. . .crouch behind it* (whispurrs - whoo hoo) *kittehz luking at mee askance!!*
onoz! i no can doos dis danz, mah kittehs has alredy used ups de sneakee quota fer teh day . der iz onlee so much to go around.
teh seecrit is, “U R delishis.”
noooo. stop dat! i nawt has flabor and is nawt tasteee or nutrisous. MOM!!!! hes doin dat again!!!!
kiss me, u impetoous fool!
the not tecond tance of the tay is the TISKOTANSI !!! tanse people tanse !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfT2aOqwMlY
Takk, Tend!
[duz Teh Tussle]
everybody be tooing teh
tisco, tisco tuck?
Aiz akshullee fowt teh peepels in teh bak grownds weer paynted seenree! Fankoo Stend fur anudder fyn eksampul ob “u cins fynd NEfing on teh interwebs…n Stend does its teh bestests!”
Tisko replaces Tango in Finland?
Mai aiz! it burnz uz, precious!
Az u can see iz hungree hunni. When’s deenner?
deenner wil b in haf n hor deer now putz mah eer bk were u fund it!
Yez deer.
Orinj wunz NOT perzin!!
Only “poison” orange kittehs have is that they make you luv them to the point of goofiness. These kittehs look like two of my kittehs, my orange 1 and my buff 1. One is my favorite cat, other one is my best cat. I be happily oberwhelmed by all their luv and personality.
I haz an orinj kitteh too! she luks like the floor polish kitteh in the next picture, she a big gurl, bery snorgelishus and full ob lub.
And… dip, twwirl, kick.
Tahngo kitteh teach U, gud.
interbiew with the vampire: the oranj kitteh vershun
LOL! Xtra points & menny burgers for creativitee!
thanks mimicat!
Kissin
Ur doin it rong
pleez to not use teefs
So sweet, I eat you wit a spoon!
So sweet, now i has diabeetus!
Teh Kwaekur Otes can halp, itz teh riet thang to do, i heerz
Grate, I lubs oatmeel kookies!
Noo diet that will maek meh healfy!
–but wy a spun cuzin?
–bcz iz dull u twit, it weel hurt mowr!
Alan Rickman FTW! (and sad dat moovee was so pleh udderwise)
troll-like voting detected
puppee lurve……ur doin it rong.
Hikeez…ai gibs dem
Vampirism
You’re doing it wrong
***EMERGENCY NOTICE*** The National Cuteness Association has issued a Category 5 Splort Warning for this picture. Please take all necessary precautions.
C nex commin fur CCC n CHRG(wdoi)!
Ai wears free CHRG(wdoi), but ai not shor dey wil hold owt.
They cannae take the pressure, Captain!
Heer Flooof: a lublee 1950’s styl hots pink swim caps wif big lectric blu fwower on its n dons furgets to snap teh chin strap! Awlso, heers sum co ordinaytsing neeyon lym green dukee tayps to holes eberyfing own!
Ha! NOW you tells me! Aftur I haz alreddy seen the pictur an my hedd beez all splorted. hmmph! *takes rubberglub and stomps awai*
hehe
Pisto - u be noob heer soes ai lets u noes dat to prevents teh hed splorts u mus puts awn CHRG(wdoi) or swim cap BEFORE luking ats piks! Iffn u furgets n has hed splorts, we hab teh Hed Splort Recoberee Ward n helicat bambullins to tayks u der! CCC haz awl teh suppleyes u needs: sawf blankee, tee, hot koko, choclit n floofee pillows ifn ur hed splorts. Awlso has lots ob CHRG(wdoi), swim caps, dukee tayp, plastic raps, mop, cleen water n, nao, Ambercats Official Snorgel Snorkle! Helps urselp to watseber u needs!
iz bringin mai hed in to teh Hed Splort Recoberee Ward right nau. itz in tihs bukkit. tohse kittehs is sooo kewt it wuz all wurth it!
bukkit??? is its blu??? if so, LoLrus is lukins fur u!!
Tanks ManfredMom. I is a long time lurker but only once inna while poster so I is not used to haffin the hedsplorts.
BTW is dere cable teevee in the HSRW?
Noes - der be HD satellite wif 500 chanils n nuffin on!
I’ll hav free (3) Snorgel Snorkels pleez…………..an……..a bag of gravvel.
Nots to wurree, CCC iz heer! Dons furgit to pik ups won obs r noo produks - Ambercat’s Official Snorgel Snorkle!! Proteks ur fays wen goes in fur snorgel dyve! Comes in barai itee ob colurs! Gets won nao!! Ownlee abailabel at teh CCC!!
*gibs owt CHRG(wdoi) n AOSS*
Ai finks aiz bin wahchin tu muches layt nites TV!!
U jus in tyme Manfred Mom. Dere iz a puppi on Ihasahotdog.com dat iz danjerouslee cute. Eye wantz tu pik her up and snorgel her sew bad. Eye needz an AOSS plz. Eye tink eye lyke a bloo wun plz.
Ai saws a cuppel puppehs on IHAHD n delibbered teh CHRG’s n AOSS’s n awl teh stuffses!
Ai just posted this a cupple ov pikshures ago - but ai now bringz it over heer. Bai curious cow-in-sit-ins, it wuz Maus hoo asked if we had ene scotch!
MM - ai don’t know if yoo know -
Awn teh CCC, we nao also haz NINE varieteez ov scotch!!! paws4thot has, after much pawsing 4 thot, selected tehm. It seems sum wud purrfur a bit o’scotch wehn affliked wif teh serious sports!!!
Laphraoig, Bruichladdich, and teh nuu Port Charlotte frawm Islay, Tallisker frawn Skye, Scapa frawm Orkney, Glenfiddich and The Glenlivet frawn Strathspey, Glenmorangie for a Highland, and Sheep Dip.
paw4thot added “Ah tink daht cobirz awl teh mayne bayses ob flayvorz.”
Gud thing teh CCC iz liek the majik tentz in Harry Potter, or we wudn’t be able to poosh it around so eezilee!!!
Ai know its mornin, but I can has a dram of Glenmorangie wile teh cart is heer? It iz “teh bom” ov teh Scotches IMO! Espeshully if its teh Port Barrel Finish. Yum.
Ov corse yoo can. As the honoree ov teh day, yoo can haz enething yoo wantz!! P4T did a reelee gud job, dint he!
(gluggle lug) Heer yoo go!! Ar furst *snerk* reel customer!
Teh dbl cyootness requirz a supple…slolppl…xtra nip of the seengl malt lagavulin (in mi hipflasc) witch ai can shayr wid errybody woo wants. Ai clap fo luberly slecshun of medicinal spiruts now in the ccc, altho ther iz no substitoot for teh essenshul CHRB (wdoi) an ducky tape. Oh noes, I feel a splort comin on! Quik, quik teh flaaaaask! Toooo laaaaaaaate….SPLORT!
…snorgel, snorgel, smooooooooooooooo! delishus bebbees
(this my nawt second reel post in lolcat…herro fum queenz in noo yawk city…I lub all de soopa nize and funnee peeps, kittehs an odders on ICHC)
Yay! We lubs yoo tew! Wellcum to teh cheezfrens!
aw, soo, heer U goes, *scoop* floop, *pat* *pat* vrrrriiiippp (dat be teh sownd uv ducky tayp zzzing roun yer haid holdin brains in) awl betta? Heer, has sum moar seengl mawlt stuf and sum yummie chawklits. We alzo bring U sawfty blankee. Wants 2 makes U welcums to ICHC and caution U about scotch & splort. Dangerus stuff! Heer: tirdee daze supply of CHRG (w/doi) fur U as attendance prize!
OHai soo, welcum to ICHC!!
Fenk u guise so much fo the warm and fuzzly welcum…ai bean lurkin long tiem. Scotch AN chawklit AN blankie…hebben! Woo needs brains when u got de lub of cheezfrens.
Iz troo–splort danger so hi here, sumtimes best to check ur branes at teh door
well kum soo. mah nayme is soo too butt heer on ICHC ai go bai spykes mom. yoo be lurnin kwiklee (grasshoppah) bowt teh CCC n teh CHRG (w/doi). wee lubs teh noo cheezfrens!
ai has bisited Queens Noo Yawk onse…ai fink…ai wuz werkin at teh Flushing Cemetery n sawr teh berry byootiful 9/11 monyooment dere. in fack ai has a pickshur ob teh monyooment awn mah cyoob wall. teh peeps in Flushing were awl berry berry nyse. ai fink Noo Yawkers has a bad nayme taht dey dont dezerve.
spykes_mom…I iz devoured wid curiosity bout what kind of werk yu did at da Flushing Cemetary…and yez I tink noo yawkers sometiems get a bad rap…we juss look means to surbive in a place wid milyuns and milyuns ob peeps.
turtlol…tenks soo much for puttin my braynes back inside hed, at mie age I bee needin every cell!
tenks ebrieboddy for welcome…dis bes plaice on innerwebs.
ai werked fur a software kumpany…it wuz cemetery manajement software. no kiddin. kep trak ob who’z ware, etc. as well as handlin awl teh reseevabuls, komishons, truss funs n so fourth. ai werked as a trayner, so ai gotted to bisit cemeteries awl ober teh kountree n eeben into Canada (aka Kanuckistan). sum berry, berry byootiful, sum nawt so mush.
anodder klyent frum teh Brawnx tooked me awn a toor ob teh faymus Woodlawn Cemetery. she useta werk dere.
ai has seen teh berriul spawts ob menny faymus/infamus fokes. intrestin werk, butt too mush trabbelin.
mai naym be soo too…but I go bai SueBooKitteh AND SueBooCat bec I haz so many ‘puterz I looks at ICHC….Akshoolee, I was typing really fast wunce cuz I wuz tryin to be a nawt furstee and I fergets who I be!
Welkum to TH3 funniest site on innerninnerwebs! Kittehs an cheezfrens are hissterikle!