Comments on: Sorry i late.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:58:05 +0000

hitchiker’s guide FTW

By: peppermintspice

peppermintspice — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:11:13 +0000

Yr funneh, it iz bak! Yayz!!

By: snafutti

snafutti — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:03:13 +0000

Burn, comrad, burn… tisko infurnoh!

By: snafutti

snafutti — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 23:58:35 +0000

ai want to mak ref to anlylosorus… but cant fink ob a funni {sigh}

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 21:05:53 +0000

needz teh remeedial class in funnee

By: AtomJoe

AtomJoe — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:41:10 +0000

AWESOME…I peed a little. Good stuff.

By: Teho

Teho — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:27:06 +0000

…but do you know where it is?
(if not, DON’T PANIC)

By: minkycat

minkycat — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:47:30 +0000

Whaaaaat! Sometimes the cat-speak is damn near incoherent!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 13:32:46 +0000

Experiment #2 Firefox

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 13:27:35 +0000

mary, ai did nawt see this wun. But – ai sumtiems think sum ov teh ads hav an awful EWWWWWWWW IIIIIICCCCCKKKKKK – do not want – flavour. Ai am nawt tath eesilee offended – but sum. . . .ik ik ik ik ik ik ik !!! *barf*

Ai doo hav a low . . .qweezeee tummee syndrome.

(Corse – nowadaiz, menee TV ads do, too)

But ai wish teh Burgerz wud screen tahm just a bit moar carefully.
We cud rite to tehm when wun iz awn – but I doo nawt no teh propurr address.
Can sumwun halp us out heer??

By: salleh

salleh — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 08:01:10 +0000

wen ai hadda ole-stuff stor, dwon in LA, diz ‘dornabul Hispanic guy werkeded fur me….aqn we wood pracktise himz Engerlish in teh bakyard, whil refinishin teh furnatur……ai wood sai “yu yu yu yellow….” an he wood sai “yu yu yu JELLO.” 49 kajillion tymes ina row…..

By: jodie

jodie — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 04:53:26 +0000

i have that towel.

By: Michael

Michael — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:55:55 +0000

And who took foto>
In fot kred, alll sez iz ‘I DUNNO’
Brilliant fotoperson shid get kred

By: Harriet

Harriet — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:38:32 +0000

ROFLMAO! Uproariously funneh!

By: jim a

jim a — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:44:25 +0000

Warez my tefillin?

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:29:22 +0000

Aaaah.

Bless u, kitteh.

(Wevver u sneezes oar not.)

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:19:01 +0000

Oar even:

Wile shepperds washt teyr sox bai nite
Awl seeted rown teh tub
An Angell ov teh Lawrd appeared
An tehy began to skrub.

By: D Marie

D Marie — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:11:39 +0000

manee manee years ago, when I wuz jest a kidlet, mai Daddy wood wake me up and give me a weather report. Sum mornins, he wood say “An dere’s a stranj jello ball in teh sky!”

Sum mornings teh weather report was “Rise and shine, an its really s***ty owtside.” One time he forgotted taht mai fren had spent teh nite….Oops.

He was mai furst intro to Lolspeak. Taht primary color was alwayz jello.

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:09:20 +0000

Aah so this is wheer Boris Yeltsin lernd to boogie!

By: besmall

besmall — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:09:09 +0000

Obi-Wan Kenobi, FTW!!

By: besmall

besmall — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:07:39 +0000

ending iz:

we 1 king uv orient iz (ha ha)
smoking on a rubber cigar
it wuz loaded it exploded…

God rest you merry gentlemen…

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 23:44:36 +0000

Pay me no mind. Experiment #1 Safari

By: McGehee

McGehee — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 23:41:00 +0000

We tree kingz uv oreeyent iz
Bearin giffs we traverssessesiz…
Feel dat fountin
Moar uv dat mountin
Swallowin fat meesiz.

By: McGehee

McGehee — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 23:38:11 +0000

Duz I wookiee wiek sumwun hoo wieks punz?

By: LyP

LyP — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 22:54:46 +0000

Grate ideea Squeaky Bean!

Wud also be plaz for de messiah kitteh.

Hmmm. Alzo, mite be a gud ideea fur a caption contest, even.

By: Luna Kitteh

Luna Kitteh — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 22:34:27 +0000

ai luuuuuurve Kneel Dimmun… plade won ub heez sawngz aht mah webding… Sawngza Laif… awlmoss twunnyfife yeerz agow….

By: turtlol

turtlol — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 22:01:21 +0000

uh oes, well, heer Ai wuz hopin fur totul absolution, and naow U say DIS case? hokey smokey….ok Ai’ll be gud. Fur naow…..

By: starling

starling — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 21:16:55 +0000

… and ewses it to kalcoolate trazyectories of spit bals using Ewklid.

By: MrsQ

MrsQ — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 21:07:58 +0000

Wee lik dis!
Wee lik dis so meowch dat dis will be on hour late-late Kristmus Kard!

sumtimez I sends owt Epifanny kards, dis yr I sends owt Valzentinez…
Ahh wellz, teh kitteh got lawst on whe to teh krib.

no worriez, kthxby

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:51:55 +0000

An friez too? Wif melted cheezez?

Sine me up! Aym gowin ober to teh dark sied!

By: Teho

Teho — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:44:04 +0000

doan wury. ceeling cat wil saev u.
jus remembr to pray riet.

By: Squeaky Bean

Squeaky Bean — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:30:14 +0000

Need bibl sexshun in Lolcat . Wud ceiling cat be leeder? Have yu red teh ceiling cat bibl? Job sexshun iz 2 funny!!! And Genesis.

By: Anthony

Anthony — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:24:21 +0000

First, Moses kitteh gehts losted in de dezert…

Den, King kitteh is losin his frankensens…

Wut next? Death kitteh fogettin to weap mortal sowls?

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:16:23 +0000

Sry, UR Highkittehness, but teh fambly has jus mooved to Eejipt.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:14:38 +0000

oh noes–
Teho has runned out of clever. Teh whirled is bout 2 end!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:34:23 +0000

ok, nao itz gone. nebber kno wen it will sho up…

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:31:23 +0000

ennybodee elze offended by taht Maxim ad???

please let the ICHC folks know- I’ve complained, but I don’t know if I’m the lone voice whining in teh wilderness.

I know they need adz to make teh munnies but I srsly thinkiin about teh ad blocks.
or just nawt coming here offen. avoydance, i has it

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:28:05 +0000

taht got sent befoar i tpyped “teh fwendly beests”

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:25:46 +0000

wut a GRATE idear. (ushually tehy putz teh “extras” in angel costyumes-nawt good casting.

wise are the Magi who Him did seek
wise are teh shephurds from fields of sheep
wise, cuz de Lord dey did go to meet
wize are de peeps who do Him still seek.
(sunged to toon of

By: AlehKitteh

AlehKitteh — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:17:41 +0000

Dis yeer the Coptic church hz Chreestmaz on Jan seben. An Eepifunee on Jan 19.

Chreesmaz daet change too Jan ate in 2100

Googles branes….I haz dem.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:08:03 +0000

an a yung nekkid gy bringin me banananananananana dakrees?

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:03:18 +0000

but is mathematikkul jeenyus…

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:02:09 +0000

Ai amember at leest wun Natimativity Plai at teh Prymurry skool wit teh 3 kings AND teh 4 wys men – wel,, they had teh kostyooms, shaym nawt to yus tehm! Oh, an eech had a payj boi too!

By: AlehKitteh

AlehKitteh — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:59:24 +0000

Dat berry berry gud. Is making me happi.

By: SJ

SJ — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:56:06 +0000

Huh, it hav nawt stoppd raynin foar abowt six munfs heer. Likwid watur, we has it, an we DO NOT WANT. Ai can has Carry Been eyelund wiv palm tree an hyooj lello glowy ball in teh sky?

By: Antoinette

Antoinette — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:55:16 +0000

Gibbed us sens of humor AND kittehs — all gud tings.

By: SJ

SJ — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:53:49 +0000

Honey, nex time we’re stayin at teh Holidai Inn – no argewments. Ai noze dis wuz cheep, but dese forrin guys wiv teh gifts is gibbin me teh creeps.

By: SJ

SJ — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:52:24 +0000

Ur blazfeemy – it has a flavur.

An it ar BRIMSTONE.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:52:02 +0000

*snkr*
suffishunt unto teh dae is teh ebil dare ob.
tomorrow is anudder day, skarlett.

By: Teho

Teho — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:48:24 +0000

wel fyn. so we’z not bein bad. fooey.