Sorry i late.
Forgot frankensense, then fell in sea of gallilee.
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Peter kitteh walked to Messiah kitteh… then sploosh!
hoorai! anudder tie fer nawt second! now we can has 2 danziz! wat kind joo want?
Whaaaaat! Sometimes the cat-speak is damn near incoherent!
needz teh remeedial class in funnee
Moses kitteh couldn’t even part his hair.
Noah kitteh out in rain for 40 days and nights.
Jonah kitteh didn’t even want to go to Nineveh.
an mother teresa kitteh fall in teh water of teh gangees
At least Achilles kitteh kept one foot dry.
(OK, so that one’s not a Biblical reference)
He was a bit of a heel, tho.
But I bet he culd toe teh lien!
yah, if hee dinit put hiz foote in hiz mouf….
ai want to mak ref to anlylosorus… but cant fink ob a funni {sigh}
not tecond tance of the tay is the TISKOTANSI !!! tanse people tanse !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfT2aOqwMlY
Aah so this is wheer Boris Yeltsin lernd to boogie!
Burn, comrad, burn… tisko infurnoh!
rodney dill FTW!
bebbeh jeebus dryes off silleh kitteh.
ya fer karen tied fer nawt furst iz got mah dansin shooz on ready to booogeh! whut danz we do?
ok, ai’m bak…..at a loss 4 a dans!
ai fink “da swim” cuhd be appro.. ahprowp… gud heer.
ok, hole ur noze, and shaek ur bootee….
an ah fwim fwim fwim an ah fwim fwim fwim
bakkstrowk… now goggiepaddel!
an do teh buttuhfly… BUTTUHFLY? hey kittehs wes gots butterfwys to chase an kech an nom nom nom
Spitz Kitteh… Gold medals I haz them.
Swimmin fur Rodney an karen (hoo iz doing a lot ov sharin tehse daiz!!)
*dive* *SPLASH*
*doing the bakstroke cuz is soooooo eezee* *glidin thru teh warm waer* whooglrgleulrffler coff coff hoo!
sinkrunized swimmin’ I hope….
*holds nose, about to dive in. Then stops, realizes she’s a kitty and doesn’t DO water, walks gracefully to the edge of the pool, sits, wraps tail around legs, and gently lifts a paw and begins to lick*
cannonball!!!!!
SPLOOOOSH!
I kan haz hi-dyving insted?
Just do NAWT let lolcatburgler get up awn teh divin bored – u no wut happenz wehn she gets stuk up hi!!
I got a kritter-catchy-net fur Crismuss. I’m awl prepayred iffn lcb shud git stuk agin!
Wii kan jst push lcb off, an let teh dybin pool katch her this tyme. Kan wii bee daht krewel?
Ai dont noe wai this iz maeking mee laff
Lettuce hoep lcb iz too bizzee an duznt see this!!!
… then dis dood kalled Herod chaised me all ’round teh plaice.
I not no dat 3rd king kitteh cud schwim! Mus inform Mr. Ripley….
Aktuallee…probublee dis is da sekund king kitteh…
Yu no…Gold, Frankunsence, and PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Legend has it that Balthasar was black and brought myrrh… excuse me purrrrrrrrr.
akshully is twick qwshun- how menny wise mens caem?
Bible duzn’t say. jus sez three gifs. could be anny number…
adn they weren’t nessy saralee kigns. menny translateshuns use teh wurd magi frum
μάγος
magos
mag’-os
Of foreign origin [H7248]; a Magian, that is, Oriental scientist; by implication a magician: – sorcerer, wise man.
Strong’s concordance courtesy of e sword, i haz it!
sew., arguablee a comment on the capshun culd be:
noess, a wizard is nebber late…
Gud werk, Mary!!! Ai think ai dint know awl that. Speshullee giftz vs akchual peepl.
giglol- fur sum raisin wen i red “giftz vs akchual peeps” eye magined the gifts doin a liddle baddle wif the magi- a la sorcererererz apprentice in fantashu adn teh broomz.
otter wize guys in teh bibLOL
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/17/funny-pictures-pssst-whad-u-get-him/
Need bibl sexshun in Lolcat . Wud ceiling cat be leeder? Have yu red teh ceiling cat bibl? Job sexshun iz 2 funny!!! And Genesis.
Grate ideea Squeaky Bean!
Wud also be plaz for de messiah kitteh.
Hmmm. Alzo, mite be a gud ideea fur a caption contest, even.
Ai amember at leest wun Natimativity Plai at teh Prymurry skool wit teh 3 kings AND teh 4 wys men – wel,, they had teh kostyooms, shaym nawt to yus tehm! Oh, an eech had a payj boi too!
wut a GRATE idear. (ushually tehy putz teh “extras” in angel costyumes-nawt good casting.
wise are the Magi who Him did seek
wise are teh shephurds from fields of sheep
wise, cuz de Lord dey did go to meet
wize are de peeps who do Him still seek.
(sunged to toon of
taht got sent befoar i tpyped “teh fwendly beests”
Aaaah.
Bless u, kitteh.
(Wevver u sneezes oar not.)
Dat berry berry gud. Is making me happi.
My family always celebrates los dios de gatos, much more fun then los dios de reyes
Stooped camel broke down, had to find new one….
Noo kamul were reely cheep. Nao I knows y. It spits.
but is mathematikkul jeenyus…
… and ewses it to kalcoolate trazyectories of spit bals using Ewklid.
Peter-Kitteh no cuhd walk on wahtr – fayf nawt strong enuff.
“Peter! Step on the rocks next time!”
look at the Jeezus not teh wind, Petuh!
Oh, a wiseguycat aye? nyuk nyuk
Teh tree wizeguize!
wee 3 kittehs uv orrreeent r breengeeng catnip, k? losted teh murr, an spended teh gole on cheezburgr…..
Hay Guyz..off topic a sec…IMPORTANT FYI:
http://www.sethgodin.com iz lookin for a compooter persun (software or coder…kant member) He’s offerin a $3000 finders fee! Srsly.
Dat mush monees buyz maneeee cheezburgerz, oar teh kitteh litterz ana kitteh fuds!!!
If u knowed sumone chek it out!
YI
http://www.sethgodin.com has a job opening on the Squidoo team for a compooter geek (software developer, or coder, I think). He’s offering a $3000.00 Finders fee!!!! Srsly.
$3000 buyz a lotsa cheezburgers!
iz in noo yawk….
Is laaaaaaaaaaaaawng wai awai.
I iz xcited…can u tell
Yes,
we can tell. But ai went to teh site an cudn’t find waht yoo sayed. Whut duz wun hav to clik awn after yoo ar der???
It’s on his blog, actually. Click on Seth’s head to get to his blog.
(I tried this twice already — maybe it will work without the URLs I added the first two times).
ok, ok, i maed ur byke flie, nao drie me offt, i needs a nap.
ET ftw!
He’s lookin’ for home
‘Cause everyone needs a place
And home’s the most excellent place of all
And I’ll be right here if you should call me
Turn on your heartlight
Let it shine wherever you go
Let it make a happy glow
For all the world to see
Oh karen, yu gived me a eerwurm! Is OK, is a gud eerwurm.
heh heh heh….
ttttuuuuurrrrrrnnnnnn onnnnnnnn urrrrrrrrrrrrrr harrrrtttttlitttttte………..
ai luuuuuurve Kneel Dimmun… plade won ub heez sawngz aht mah webding… Sawngza Laif… awlmoss twunnyfife yeerz agow….
Yoda-Kitteh sais: dew or dew nawt, der iz no trai.
shoon’t dat be:
dew or dew nawt, der iz no dry.
hahahahaha!
srsly laffed sew lowd dat ai skayrd kitteh off lapp.
Daht iz toetalee waht I thunkz 2!
Yoda Kitteh? Wit taht glare, luks moar liek Empurror LOLpatine to mee…
“Come to teh dark sied, yung Skaiwalkr. We has cheezburgers.”
An friez too? Wif melted cheezez?
Sine me up! Aym gowin ober to teh dark sied!
Dis remines mee uv jok abowt teh 4 waizmans:
Forst waizman: “Ah seez uh noo starr in teh skai!”
Sekun waizman: “We mus folow teh starr!”
Furd waizman: “If we folow teh starr, we fainds teh save-yur!”
Forth waizman: “U guyz folow teh starr, ah’m goin hoam for Crismus,”
mah mommeh sangded tihs sawng arownd Xmas:
We three kings of orient are
Smoking on a rubber cigar
It was loaded
It exploded…
We two kings of orient are
.
.
.
I lubs dat song1
Also:
Wile shepperds washd teyr sox bai nite
All seeted on teh grownd,
Teh Angell of teh Lord cam down
An passd teh Lifebuoy rownd.
Aur
Wile she perdz wawtchd tehy flox bai nite
A boylin in teh pot
Teh Angel ob teh Lord kam doun
& skoffd teh bloomin lot!
Oar even:
Wile shepperds washt teyr sox bai nite
Awl seeted rown teh tub
An Angell ov teh Lawrd appeared
An tehy began to skrub.
ending iz:
we 1 king uv orient iz (ha ha)
smoking on a rubber cigar
it wuz loaded it exploded…
God rest you merry gentlemen…
…yes, and den wii fighted teh big octokitteh! butt eet wuzn’t enuff satisfactpurry for steven and he cutsted it off
Im in yr sandcrawler abductin yr droidz
Feline like some Star Wars punz McGehee?
Is yoda kitteh in disguize
Duz I wookiee wiek sumwun hoo wieks punz?
shuldn’t dis be, liek, siameez kitteh or sumfin?
“we free keengs uv *oryunt* are”…
Dheze R nawt teh kittns UR lukeing 4. Gib me awl UR cheezbrgrz. Ah mai go abowt mai bisnezz.
Obi-Wan Kenobi, FTW!!
But de google map I got orf de Interwebz sed to taek a left toyn at Albakoykee!
l.m.a.o.
Looks more like ET.
I’d make a caption that says “Elllllliooootttt!”
That’s how it works. Hence all the star Wars refs; we looked at the pic and thought “Yoda”.
Sillee kitteh…Eepifunee wuz weekz ago!
Akshulee – nawt fur teh Coptic Church – we must ask Cookie’s Human – she wud noe.
Dis yeer the Coptic church hz Chreestmaz on Jan seben. An Eepifunee on Jan 19.
Chreesmaz daet change too Jan ate in 2100
Googles branes….I haz dem.
well, kitteh s-playnd teh reeson 4 tardeeness!
We seemz to hab a kitteh and water theme going on this week
kitekat walking on water
sisipuss and teh water melon
wet kitteh king not bringin any gift for baby jeebus
and bubble bath kitteh
what could this possibly mean? I ar thinking
to remindz us in teh frozenated norf taht dere is, someware on God’s green earf, likwid watuh.
I kan has spring pls?
kthnxbai
Huh, it hav nawt stoppd raynin foar abowt six munfs heer. Likwid watur, we has it, an we DO NOT WANT. Ai can has Carry Been eyelund wiv palm tree an hyooj lello glowy ball in teh sky?
an a yung nekkid gy bringin me banananananananana dakrees?
manee manee years ago, when I wuz jest a kidlet, mai Daddy wood wake me up and give me a weather report. Sum mornins, he wood say “An dere’s a stranj jello ball in teh sky!”
Sum mornings teh weather report was “Rise and shine, an its really s***ty owtside.” One time he forgotted taht mai fren had spent teh nite….Oops.
He was mai furst intro to Lolspeak. Taht primary color was alwayz jello.
wen ai hadda ole-stuff stor, dwon in LA, diz ‘dornabul Hispanic guy werkeded fur me….aqn we wood pracktise himz Engerlish in teh bakyard, whil refinishin teh furnatur……ai wood sai “yu yu yu yellow….” an he wood sai “yu yu yu JELLO.” 49 kajillion tymes ina row…..
Oh, I’d forgotten all about kitekat … mai favrite!
It seem to be hard wurk being a shepperd and all.
i has no moar clevr to shaer… only dat dis is TEH ÜBER-FUNEY
ful ov win, awsum, and delishus blazfeemy
Yuppers!! blazfeemy ar us!!!
Pay me no mind. Experiment #1 Safari
Experiment #2 Firefox
duz dat meenz if wez laffs at dis, wez burnz in sumplaze? Ai hopes nawt; dis stuff bez pretty durn funnee!!! Blazfeemee, we has it! Should we? tee hee Ai dunno, butt itz stil funnee as heck….
i doant fink dis is blaspumy. at leest in dish wun!
we iznt attributing bad tings to God,
nor iz we wurshiping teh dark ebil stuffs.
we iznt disrespekting peeps.
adn merember:
a merry heart doeth good like a medisine. probervs 17:22
hmmmmmm-who duz you fink gibbed uz a senz ob humor?
(whew) fank u, Mary! Ai wus worried ’bout eeturnal dammation….fanks for cleering dat up for mee! Naow Ai nawt skeered to laffs at dis! LOL! Chortle! Giggle! (sigh, hards to hold dat stuf in heer!)
Ai can ALWAZE count on cheezfrens for teh best guidenc….goodiensense….diwrectsuhns!
razes one spoklike eyebrow – you real eyes, iwuz just re furring to DIS case, ya know…dont no wut elz you been doin…
uh oes, well, heer Ai wuz hopin fur totul absolution, and naow U say DIS case? hokey smokey….ok Ai’ll be gud. Fur naow…..
wel fyn. so we’z not bein bad. fooey.
*snkr*
suffishunt unto teh dae is teh ebil dare ob.
tomorrow is anudder day, skarlett.
Gibbed us sens of humor AND kittehs — all gud tings.
Ur blazfeemy – it has a flavur.
An it ar BRIMSTONE.
oh noes–
Teho has runned out of clever. Teh whirled is bout 2 end!
doan wury. ceeling cat wil saev u.
jus remembr to pray riet.
“oop…Sorry, wrong manger!”
Honey, nex time we’re stayin at teh Holidai Inn – no argewments. Ai noze dis wuz cheep, but dese forrin guys wiv teh gifts is gibbin me teh creeps.
Sry, UR Highkittehness, but teh fambly has jus mooved to Eejipt.
ennybodee elze offended by taht Maxim ad???
please let the ICHC folks know- I’ve complained, but I don’t know if I’m the lone voice whining in teh wilderness.
I know they need adz to make teh munnies but I srsly thinkiin about teh ad blocks.
or just nawt coming here offen. avoydance, i has it
ok, nao itz gone. nebber kno wen it will sho up…
mary, ai did nawt see this wun. But – ai sumtiems think sum ov teh ads hav an awful EWWWWWWWW IIIIIICCCCCKKKKKK – do not want – flavour. Ai am nawt tath eesilee offended – but sum. . . .ik ik ik ik ik ik ik !!! *barf*
Ai doo hav a low . . .qweezeee tummee syndrome.
(Corse – nowadaiz, menee TV ads do, too)
But ai wish teh Burgerz wud screen tahm just a bit moar carefully.
We cud rite to tehm when wun iz awn – but I doo nawt no teh propurr address.
Can sumwun halp us out heer??
First, Moses kitteh gehts losted in de dezert…
Den, King kitteh is losin his frankensens…
Wut next? Death kitteh fogettin to weap mortal sowls?
Wee lik dis!
Wee lik dis so meowch dat dis will be on hour late-late Kristmus Kard!
sumtimez I sends owt Epifanny kards, dis yr I sends owt Valzentinez…
Ahh wellz, teh kitteh got lawst on whe to teh krib.
no worriez, kthxby
We tree kingz uv oreeyent iz
Bearin giffs we traverssessesiz…
Feel dat fountin
Moar uv dat mountin
Swallowin fat meesiz.
Warez my tefillin?
ROFLMAO! Uproariously funneh!
And who took foto>
In fot kred, alll sez iz ‘I DUNNO’
Brilliant fotoperson shid get kred
i have that towel.
…but do you know where it is?
(if not, DON’T PANIC)
Yr funneh, it iz bak! Yayz!!
hitchiker’s guide FTW
AWESOME…I peed a little. Good stuff.