Sorry i late.
Forgot frankensense, then fell in sea of gallilee.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: susan
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Peter kitteh walked to Messiah kitteh… then sploosh!
hoorai! anudder tie fer nawt second! now we can has 2 danziz! wat kind joo want?
Whaaaaat! Sometimes the cat-speak is damn near incoherent!
needz teh remeedial class in funnee
Moses kitteh couldn’t even part his hair.
Noah kitteh out in rain for 40 days and nights.
Jonah kitteh didn’t even want to go to Nineveh.
an mother teresa kitteh fall in teh water of teh gangees
At least Achilles kitteh kept one foot dry.
(OK, so that one’s not a Biblical reference)
He was a bit of a heel, tho.
But I bet he culd toe teh lien!
yah, if hee dinit put hiz foote in hiz mouf….
ai want to mak ref to anlylosorus… but cant fink ob a funni {sigh}
not tecond tance of the tay is the TISKOTANSI !!! tanse people tanse !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfT2aOqwMlY
Aah so this is wheer Boris Yeltsin lernd to boogie!
Burn, comrad, burn… tisko infurnoh!
rodney dill FTW!
bebbeh jeebus dryes off silleh kitteh.
ya fer karen tied fer nawt furst iz got mah dansin shooz on ready to booogeh! whut danz we do?
ok, ai’m bak…..at a loss 4 a dans!
ai fink “da swim” cuhd be appro.. ahprowp… gud heer.
ok, hole ur noze, and shaek ur bootee….
an ah fwim fwim fwim an ah fwim fwim fwim
bakkstrowk… now goggiepaddel!
an do teh buttuhfly… BUTTUHFLY? hey kittehs wes gots butterfwys to chase an kech an nom nom nom
Spitz Kitteh… Gold medals I haz them.
Swimmin fur Rodney an karen (hoo iz doing a lot ov sharin tehse daiz!!)
*dive* *SPLASH*
*doing the bakstroke cuz is soooooo eezee* *glidin thru teh warm waer* whooglrgleulrffler coff coff hoo!
sinkrunized swimmin’ I hope….
*holds nose, about to dive in. Then stops, realizes she’s a kitty and doesn’t DO water, walks gracefully to the edge of the pool, sits, wraps tail around legs, and gently lifts a paw and begins to lick*
cannonball!!!!!
SPLOOOOSH!
I kan haz hi-dyving insted?
Just do NAWT let lolcatburgler get up awn teh divin bored - u no wut happenz wehn she gets stuk up hi!!
I got a kritter-catchy-net fur Crismuss. I’m awl prepayred iffn lcb shud git stuk agin!
Wii kan jst push lcb off, an let teh dybin pool katch her this tyme. Kan wii bee daht krewel?
Ai dont noe wai this iz maeking mee laff
Lettuce hoep lcb iz too bizzee an duznt see this!!!
… then dis dood kalled Herod chaised me all ’round teh plaice.
I not no dat 3rd king kitteh cud schwim! Mus inform Mr. Ripley….
Aktuallee…probublee dis is da sekund king kitteh…
Yu no…Gold, Frankunsence, and PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Legend has it that Balthasar was black and brought myrrh… excuse me purrrrrrrrr.
akshully is twick qwshun- how menny wise mens caem?
Bible duzn’t say. jus sez three gifs. could be anny number…
adn they weren’t nessy saralee kigns. menny translateshuns use teh wurd magi frum
μάγος
magos
mag’-os
Of foreign origin [H7248]; a Magian, that is, Oriental scientist; by implication a magician: - sorcerer, wise man.
Strong’s concordance courtesy of e sword, i haz it!
sew., arguablee a comment on the capshun culd be:
noess, a wizard is nebber late…
Gud werk, Mary!!! Ai think ai dint know awl that. Speshullee giftz vs akchual peepl.
giglol- fur sum raisin wen i red “giftz vs akchual peeps” eye magined the gifts doin a liddle baddle wif the magi- a la sorcererererz apprentice in fantashu adn teh broomz.
otter wize guys in teh bibLOL
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/17/funny-pictures-pssst-whad-u-get-him/
Need bibl sexshun in Lolcat . Wud ceiling cat be leeder? Have yu red teh ceiling cat bibl? Job sexshun iz 2 funny!!! And Genesis.
Grate ideea Squeaky Bean!
Wud also be plaz for de messiah kitteh.
Hmmm. Alzo, mite be a gud ideea fur a caption contest, even.
Ai amember at leest wun Natimativity Plai at teh Prymurry skool wit teh 3 kings AND teh 4 wys men - wel,, they had teh kostyooms, shaym nawt to yus tehm! Oh, an eech had a payj boi too!
wut a GRATE idear. (ushually tehy putz teh “extras” in angel costyumes-nawt good casting.
wise are the Magi who Him did seek
wise are teh shephurds from fields of sheep
wise, cuz de Lord dey did go to meet
wize are de peeps who do Him still seek.
(sunged to toon of
taht got sent befoar i tpyped “teh fwendly beests”
Aaaah.
Bless u, kitteh.
(Wevver u sneezes oar not.)
Dat berry berry gud. Is making me happi.
My family always celebrates los dios de gatos, much more fun then los dios de reyes
Stooped camel broke down, had to find new one….
Noo kamul were reely cheep. Nao I knows y. It spits.
but is mathematikkul jeenyus…
… and ewses it to kalcoolate trazyectories of spit bals using Ewklid.
Peter-Kitteh no cuhd walk on wahtr - fayf nawt strong enuff.
“Peter! Step on the rocks next time!”
look at the Jeezus not teh wind, Petuh!
Oh, a wiseguycat aye? nyuk nyuk
Teh tree wizeguize!
wee 3 kittehs uv orrreeent r breengeeng catnip, k? losted teh murr, an spended teh gole on cheezburgr…..
Hay Guyz..off topic a sec…IMPORTANT FYI:
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If u knowed sumone chek it out!
YI
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$3000 buyz a lotsa cheezburgers!
iz in noo yawk….
Is laaaaaaaaaaaaawng wai awai.