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Kitteh does impersonation of tiger rug.
Congratoolayshuns on nawt-second!
Letz roll up teh rugz and danse danse danse!
whut danse wood u prefer today?
Karefulls, luks slippries todais.
yup, I wuz finkin that I shud sit owt the dansin todai sinse teh flor is soe slipperee. I will wach othr brayv soles!
(get it? soles? fur dansin? on yer shoos?) *gigglol*
yup. we gots it- we gots good understanding
(geddit? ok, is teh lame...heehee i goes nao!)
Letz cut a rug in selebrayshun!
no cvut kitty
Ai does sellybrayshun slydes!
*wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
TISKO !!! TISKOTANSI !!!
the not tecond tance of the tay is the TISKOTANSI !!!
wow!!! ai traid to luk at this yesterday but . . .it wudn’t cum up. Today – no problem.
stend – AI. . .yoo were so rite. Tiskotansi – where it izzat!
(ene Finnish speeker heer – wai ar they singing about Moscow???)
Sombuddy go nudg teh stend, he r skipn
Monorail cat is off his rails…
io9.com/347041/evolution-explains-why-lolcats-control-your-mind
i share with you here too!
check out ” cloverfield ” kitteh …. no terrified population…they would be just going AWWWW
I seed moovee on Sundai. Dooring looooooong beginninninng part at partee wif lots uv drunk peeplz beeing stoopy and boring on kamera, I look at maifrend and say “It can be monster tiem naow, plz?”
Restuv moovee wuz verree funs.
Maeks senz!
Is mai floor.
Kthxbai
Before u go gettin NE ideyuhs – is awlso mai cowch, mai windowsill, mai ruginfrunnadafire, mai kittehtowr, mai goggiebasket, mai spawt rite in teh middle of teh bed, mai stair, mai kitchin tabull, mai….
mai faucet fer drinkies, my ruginfrunnada sink, mai scritchy post, mai sutecase, mai ‘puter, mai baskit, mai stik-o-budder to lick, mai speshul window to watch birdees, mai leftoverz, mai speshul jy-gun-do flusheeng bowl of fresh wadder for more drinkies, mai goggie…..
giglol-stik o budder to lik-
teeenytinylik markz on buttuh \\\/////\\\\\///// \\\\\\\///\/\///////\\\\////~
(wif lil floofy hare at teh end of stik)
oo innocent kitteh eyz. “lik marx in budduh? doan no wut yew meens”
Wut! Wut! Yoo meenz sum theef broek into *MAI* hows an wuz likkin *OWR* buttah?
Hmmph! Hoo culd it bee? Must speek to goggie abowt sekyuritee meshurs.
*turns arownd, liks tayl viggurusslee, luks awai*
Ai no FALLS doun!! I’z kitteh!
**looks around to see if annybudy saw splort**
**squints eyez an liks tail**
Yea, I’z still kewl…
Ai tawt mai kitteh wuz teh onlee wun hoo likked teh butter! I wunner wai teh kittehs liek teh butter sew mush?
mai kitteh Jumbles (seeling cat rest his sowl) wunce drinked teh cukking oyl from teh byking tray befoar ai warmed it foar teh rowst potaytows.
Mush pleh!
He seemed to lyke … is no ackownting foar tayste!
Mah Gremlin luvved likking de cukking oyl! If enny drops dripped down teh side uf de jug, he wud sit an lik – kayrfully.
*whispurrs* Sumtiems I let it drip own purrpose, jus to maek heem happeh.
Ai tinks moast kittehs lerv da buttar – mai mummeh sed it wuz old waivs tail to put buttar on catpawzes to maik him laik da new haus. well hees stil hear, but ai haf to sai, dis not cleva ideea coz of greesy pawmarkz all ova sed new haus!!!
gooshyfud soo close…….
ehn ehn ehn!
MAWM!!!!
kewl flur, hot harbawls
Dis awlmoast wut I wuz gonna sai! GMTA!
Gravity sukz.
Oooo, pleaze don’t lemme beez nought secundz.
I’z ot danzing.Too many good danzzers on ICHCB. I danze like a Hemingwayz cats that iz waitinz for gooshie fud dish to hit the floorz. Very entuziastics–but too manys toez.
Bearcat, enfuziazm iz awl u need to danse.
Besides, lotz ov us fallz down wen we danse.
Iz awl gud!
Cum danse wif ur frenz.
Get yer Baby Gap Tiger Rug…so soft, and cuddly.
flat cat is … flat
Splatted Cat needs to be Reformatted
“Tail Of A Cat Named Splat” by Dr. Seuss.
luks lyke a
fat cat mat.
to mee.
flat cat went splat.
poor cat
looks like a mat
but not a rat!
how bowt dat?!
Monorail cat’s lesser-known sibling: ZAMBONI CAT!!!!!
kan not skatez! wearz Thumper?
FTW!!!
so….mezmerizeng…mus…wach…teh zambonikitteh….
*cheers as turnz cornur*
wut EES eet about zambonies taht maykes tehm so FASCINATING tu watch?
muss enbestigayte.
I wanna drive teh zam-bon-ee, I wanna drive teh zam-bon-ii
i am sneeking up on u
i has a floor!
Ai be likkin it orf wif mai tung.
MopCat is lacking a mopCat handle.
I fergit. Ware duz the handle go?
kitteh no lyke insershun!
pleez 2 uvoidz frblz!
youz rite behine mee arent u?
needz moor ovulteenz pleaze!
I ar hiburnating, plz to be waking meh up when spring is here.
kthx bai
ah HA! kitteh es doing an impreshun of mai goggie!
whin goggies feet furs git tu lawng eet ees truly amusing tu throw a toy fur her out onto teh wood floor. she go skitter skitter scrabble scrabble screech! an tehn grab toy, turn around an do same ting een udder direction!
liddle kwestion since ai am noo to goggie-owning: do you jest clips the feetie fur???? dey don’t needs it right?
Poodle goggies need clips feetie furs. Mos udder goggies not need it. U watch feeties. Wen furries is stucked in paws pads, den you needs to clipppy. No stucks, no worrit.
fanks….an mai goggie also fanks you (an finks in her widdle goggie head “Be good to me wif da sizzers!”) Fankfullee no furz stuck in her feeties.
Now kittehs, on de udder paw, all haz fuzzied feets…lyke furry moccuz…moca…lyke furry sawft lether shues….soze dey can sneeky sneek aroun….lookin at all der stuffs: dats mai album, an mai bed linen, and mai cat toy bin….
I lurves teh lawng-hared kittehs wit teh furrs stikkin owt between dere toesies. Is teh kewt!
It also works well if you have a door mat – one of the sisal ones – for the doggeh to walk on to clean his feet. We trimmed Mace doggeh’s feet fur when it was the rainy season, because otherwise all of the backyard woulda been inside. I has put a picture of my funny Mace on my blog, iffen you wants to see him. He is waiting at the bridge now, letting all the passing kittehs swat at his beautimous plumey tail.
Ai meenz to do diss. Srsly.
rite . . tehy AWL sez dat. whai shuld ai beleeve yu?
Stawp laffing!
Aym praktissing mah skilz fur try-owts . . .
fur teh Jamaycan Indoor Kitteh-Floof Bobsled Teem.
*Boneless* Indoor Kitteh-Floof Bobsled Teem
Hai Antoinette, I wuz sorree to heer bowt yor goggie. I ment to say sumthing but losted teh pikshoor wher yoo posted abowt it. (Sumtiems I printz de payges owt an reeds at hoem layter.)
{{Antoinette}}
Mah marbles…dey feelz gud on da marble floorz
speshulee after vassek….vusex….big snip of mai harbals…..dokdur sais to apply preshur and cold….i haz bof
Kitteh has selekted purrfect spawt for a nap – rite in teh middul of teh kitchin floor wehn teh hyoomins is tryin to cook teh dinner. Trip Hazard – ai iz it.
i haz fawlin and i kan’t get up. halp plz.
LifeAlert ref FTW!!
‘we’z sendin halp meejitlee, missiz fletchr!’
Kitteh is prxtising for de limbo dance – wrong way up
LIMBO DANCE
Yer doin it wrong!
dat’s ‘xectly wher mi mind waz goin…..uppysidez downy limbo
GMTA
I fond ur contact! Can has congrats?
I fond ur contact but I eeted it . . .
Iz Monorail Kitteh Corporation planning a floor buffer model?
Roomba-Kitteh!
win!!!1!
ackshuly taht would be the “Scooba” flor washur model
Yes! I cudn’t fink of teh name fur dat wun.
kitteh practices for olympic event of curling.
Kitteh’s doin pushups.
Haz managed half a wun so far.
“I gotz nowarez els to goez”!
Ossifer an a Gennilman, FTW!
Kitteh, yoo is beeg gorjus orinj beh-beh. Yoo luks just liek mah Gremlin, nao waytin fur me by de brij! Luvs dat beeg orinj tayl, awl stripey an niec.
Yoo kin coem an liv wit me, beh-beh; we haz an oppenning fur a kitteh . . .
oppenning entree level or mor edumacashun rekwired?
Awl applikayshuns wil be considerd. Speshul considerayshun givin fur de orinj wuns. But ai think we culd luv menneh cullurs uv kittehs.
We iz a nondiskriminitoree orginizayshun wif menneh bennyfits. Ai throwz in a fresh stik uv (as yet unlikked) buttah as a signing bonus . . .
Srsly, Aym lukkin forward to gettin a new kitteh in 2008. Mebbe beh-beh kittehn, mebbe older kitteh in need of fureber hoem. De hart is awlmost reddy, I think. I been dreemin abowt kittehs awlmost evree nite. Mebbe is a sign uv gud things to coem?
Yesh gremlin, I tinks teh dreems meen dat yer hart is reddy to lurve anudder kitteh. Gud lucks to joo. It will be a lukky kitteh dat gets joo fur a mommeh.
{{{gremlin}}}
yep gremlin, soundz to me liek ur sub-conshunshunch iz tryiun to tellz u sumfin….
iz KITTEH tyme !!!!
Aw deer s-i-p gremlin. Yur Gremlin lukked just liek thiz.??? Hau gorgeous – an verree orange he waz!!! An with such lufflee thik fur. An teh beeg stripey oranj tail. Hoo cud nawt luf a kitteh liek taht???
Maybee a kittee will just come to yoo. Ai got awl mine taht way.
hehehehehehehehe wipeout!
da da da DA da da da DA da da da DA da da da DA da da da . ..
ennywai, yu kno haow eet goes.
Lack of traction makes
Slipping Kitteh most annoyed.
“Plz snd toe truk. thx.”
bairskin rugz — ur doin it rong.
This is Bao Bao, from flickr. Please give credit to babykailan for his beautiful boy.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/babykailan/420021496/in/set-768013/
I was about to say the same, Kuluabunny. I absolutely adore all of babykailan’s snaps of Baobao and Beibei.
BeiBei iz teh “I made u a cookie but i eated it kitteh”!
Yes, and same kitteh as
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/22/my-duhpreshun/
“Consummate floorhugger and master of the horizontal”!!! Full of win and awesum.
flattend kittah iz nut amoosed
Monorail cat lookin fer trax
Yeast-Kitteh nawt rizing yet. Plz to put bak in warm sunshyn for few mowr hwrs.
then needs th3 pushee pawz?
ai kno AI duz . . . yusualle supplyed bai fishykitty.
Safe!
I has a hot. Flor is cool on mah tummeh.
Poor kitteh… Slipped liek mah kitties’ daughter when she runs on marball floar.
Cute!
mai kitteh dose tis pozes bai herselfz on teh carpatz. she iz a torteesh-shell color, same az teh carpatz! we alwayz gotta looke where we iz walking or we stepz on her coz she blendz in so well! we be “oh-lookz! razed part of teh carpatz! we shod no stepz tere coz it be kitteh!” Aye tink she tinkz it’z funnie tat we have ta watch wherez we waklin.
Wai the kitteh lie liek that? Mai kittehs legs doan go liek that eber, eben when dreemin of cheezburgers an teh nipocat. Dis kitteh very relakst. Ai want what hez havin”
Harry/Sally ref FTW!
Zan-X can helps ur flexidabilitee….can we order sum for CCC?
Zan-X easier than pillatees.
Shhh!
Kitteh is hidin’ frum 1-cheezburger-givin-troll….
Mebbee I can has camofl – cammo- blending in to teh floor?
Holp! I lawsst mai eyedentitty! I canz nawt seez the wordpress dropdown menu n e moar soh cannut czech mai kommints! War didz mai abatar & naem dispere 2/
well yesserday wordpress stoled mah avatar, ees back tuday bud ai wuld still lyke tu kno whut happened.
purrhaps yu two muss wayt fur a whyle?
hang in there.
nudder kwik kwestion: whut be “abater” and “avatar”????? “puter thing??
Is teh picture by the name. If you get a wordpress account, you can have one. Look at the bottom of this page for “get a free…at WordPress”
the back storee of reskew kitty comez bak to keep up spirutz of ice kitteh.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/17/holdz-on-i-gets-help/#comments
It mus be a octical ollusshun or suppin but that kitteh remynds me ub a flyin skwerl. Iz dey jenetically awlterin teh kittehs dese dayz? Whut u get when u crawse teh ketteh wit the flyin sqwerl?
A Kwerl?
I didn’t get mush sleep las nyte…. I be seriously squirlee bout naow. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Dees is a rohrshack test – whut duz yoo see when I holdz up dis peece uv paypur?
An ink blawt? I think nawt.
*putz on glasses, peers down nose*
When yoo seez de flyin squirl, eez it ironing, in teh newd? Hmm?
Floor mat kitty says wipe your feet.
ambush:
9 for enthusiasm,
3 for camouflage
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN!!
Mop head kitteh missin mai handl
Swiffer Kitteh
has run out of Swif
Yeah it’s dat time to klean da zpritz of soda off da ‘puter screen.
Think I even saw my kitteh gigglin’ at pic.
HOVER CAT INGENS HAVE CUT OUT…
CALL NTSB
Gravity… I has it.
Ai rather think it haz u.
Ninja kitteh… sneaking up on dog’s fud.
*cue shark mewsik*
dunt dunt dunt dunt, DUNT DUNT DUNT DUNT!
AAAAAAHHHHHRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
Moping around… mopping around… Whadiz da diffrunz
Friktunless kitteh is friktunless.
Toopay kitteh fall on flor
is TareKitteh. moobs bai rolin, avg spiid 3 mph. repodoosus bai difishon.
being Floor Cat
not az intrsteng as
being Ceiling Cat
i can has motivation?
that was kinda cool
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww hehehe