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Kitteh does impersonation of tiger rug.
Congratoolayshuns on nawt-second!
Letz roll up teh rugz and danse danse danse!
whut danse wood u prefer today?
Karefulls, luks slippries todais.
yup, I wuz finkin that I shud sit owt the dansin todai sinse teh flor is soe slipperee. I will wach othr brayv soles!
(get it? soles? fur dansin? on yer shoos?) *gigglol*
yup. we gots it- we gots good understanding
(geddit? ok, is teh lame...heehee i goes nao!)
Letz cut a rug in selebrayshun!
no cvut kitty
Ai does sellybrayshun slydes!
*wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
TISKO !!! TISKOTANSI !!!
the not tecond tance of the tay is the TISKOTANSI !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfT2aOqwMlY
wow!!! ai traid to luk at this yesterday but . . .it wudn’t cum up. Today - no problem.
stend - AI. . .yoo were so rite. Tiskotansi - where it izzat!
(ene Finnish speeker heer - wai ar they singing about Moscow???)
Sombuddy go nudg teh stend, he r skipn
Monorail cat is off his rails…
io9.com/347041/evolution-explains-why-lolcats-control-your-mind
i share with you here too!
check out ” cloverfield ” kitteh …. no terrified population…they would be just going AWWWW
I seed moovee on Sundai. Dooring looooooong beginninninng part at partee wif lots uv drunk peeplz beeing stoopy and boring on kamera, I look at maifrend and say “It can be monster tiem naow, plz?”
Restuv moovee wuz verree funs.
Maeks senz!
Is mai floor.
Kthxbai
Before u go gettin NE ideyuhs - is awlso mai cowch, mai windowsill, mai ruginfrunnadafire, mai kittehtowr, mai goggiebasket, mai spawt rite in teh middle of teh bed, mai stair, mai kitchin tabull, mai….
mai faucet fer drinkies, my ruginfrunnada sink, mai scritchy post, mai sutecase, mai ‘puter, mai baskit, mai stik-o-budder to lick, mai speshul window to watch birdees, mai leftoverz, mai speshul jy-gun-do flusheeng bowl of fresh wadder for more drinkies, mai goggie…..
giglol-stik o budder to lik-
teeenytinylik markz on buttuh \\\/////\\\\\///// \\\\\\\///\/\///////\\\\////~
(wif lil floofy hare at teh end of stik)
oo innocent kitteh eyz. “lik marx in budduh? doan no wut yew meens”
Wut! Wut! Yoo meenz sum theef broek into *MAI* hows an wuz likkin *OWR* buttah?
Hmmph! Hoo culd it bee? Must speek to goggie abowt sekyuritee meshurs.
*turns arownd, liks tayl viggurusslee, luks awai*
Ai no FALLS doun!! I’z kitteh!
**looks around to see if annybudy saw splort**
**squints eyez an liks tail**
Yea, I’z still kewl…
Ai tawt mai kitteh wuz teh onlee wun hoo likked teh butter! I wunner wai teh kittehs liek teh butter sew mush?
mai kitteh Jumbles (seeling cat rest his sowl) wunce drinked teh cukking oyl from teh byking tray befoar ai warmed it foar teh rowst potaytows.
Mush pleh!
He seemed to lyke … is no ackownting foar tayste!
Mah Gremlin luvved likking de cukking oyl! If enny drops dripped down teh side uf de jug, he wud sit an lik - kayrfully.
*whispurrs* Sumtiems I let it drip own purrpose, jus to maek heem happeh.
Ai tinks moast kittehs lerv da buttar - mai mummeh sed it wuz old waivs tail to put buttar on catpawzes to maik him laik da new haus. well hees stil hear, but ai haf to sai, dis not cleva ideea coz of greesy pawmarkz all ova sed new haus!!!
gooshyfud soo close…….
ehn ehn ehn!
MAWM!!!!
kewl flur, hot harbawls
Dis awlmoast wut I wuz gonna sai! GMTA!
Gravity sukz.
Oooo, pleaze don’t lemme beez nought secundz.
I’z ot danzing.Too many good danzzers on ICHCB. I danze like a Hemingwayz cats that iz waitinz for gooshie fud dish to hit the floorz. Very entuziastics–but too manys toez.
Bearcat, enfuziazm iz awl u need to danse.
Besides, lotz ov us fallz down wen we danse.
Iz awl gud!
Cum danse wif ur frenz.
Get yer Baby Gap Tiger Rug…so soft, and cuddly.
flat cat is … flat
Splatted Cat needs to be Reformatted
“Tail Of A Cat Named Splat” by Dr. Seuss.
luks lyke a
fat cat mat.
to mee.
flat cat went splat.
poor cat
looks like a mat
but not a rat!
how bowt dat?!
Monorail cat’s lesser-known sibling: ZAMBONI CAT!!!!!
kan not skatez! wearz Thumper?
FTW!!!
so….mezmerizeng…mus…wach…teh zambonikitteh….
*cheers as turnz cornur*
wut EES eet about zambonies taht maykes tehm so FASCINATING tu watch?
muss enbestigayte.
I wanna drive teh zam-bon-ee, I wanna drive teh zam-bon-ii
i am sneeking up on u
i has a floor!
Ai be likkin it orf wif mai tung.
MopCat is lacking a mopCat handle.
I fergit. Ware duz the handle go?
kitteh no lyke insershun!
pleez 2 uvoidz frblz!
youz rite behine mee arent u?
needz moor ovulteenz pleaze!
I ar hiburnating, plz to be waking meh up when spring is here.
kthx bai
ah HA! kitteh es doing an impreshun of mai goggie!
whin goggies feet furs git tu lawng eet ees truly amusing tu throw a toy fur her out onto teh wood floor. she go skitter skitter scrabble scrabble screech! an tehn grab toy, turn around an do same ting een udder direction!
liddle kwestion since ai am noo to goggie-owning: do you jest clips the feetie fur???? dey don’t needs it right?
Poodle goggies need clips feetie furs. Mos udder goggies not need it. U watch feeties. Wen furries is stucked in paws pads, den you needs to clipppy. No stucks, no worrit.
fanks….an mai goggie also fanks you (an finks in her widdle goggie head “Be good to me wif da sizzers!”) Fankfullee no furz stuck in her feeties.
Now kittehs, on de udder paw, all haz fuzzied feets…lyke furry moccuz…moca…lyke furry sawft lether shues….soze dey can sneeky sneek aroun….lookin at all der stuffs: dats mai album, an mai bed linen, and mai cat toy bin….
I lurves teh lawng-hared kittehs wit teh furrs stikkin owt between dere toesies. Is teh kewt!
It also works well if you have a door mat - one of the sisal ones - for the doggeh to walk on to clean his feet. We trimmed Mace doggeh’s feet fur when it was the rainy season, because otherwise all of the backyard woulda been inside. I has put a picture of my funny Mace on my blog, iffen you wants to see him. He is waiting at the bridge now, letting all the passing kittehs swat at his beautimous plumey tail.
Ai meenz to do diss. Srsly.
rite . . tehy AWL sez dat. whai shuld ai beleeve yu?
Stawp laffing!
Aym praktissing mah skilz fur try-owts . . .
fur teh Jamaycan Indoor Kitteh-Floof Bobsled Teem.
*Boneless* Indoor Kitteh-Floof Bobsled Teem