shoulda checked ur brakez…
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OH GOD!!! SLOW MEZ DOWN!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did kitteh get tied to an airplane wing????
Kitteh at warp 6!
Kitteh starts to “spaghettify” as he’s sucked into the black hole…..
“Make it so.”
TURBO SPEED!! *WHOOOOSHHHH!!!*
wuz he “bumped”?
noes,flite wuz cancelled by stoopy airlimes. nao he’z goonamiss hims konnektin flite and Teh Last Twain to Klarksville whare he’wuz gonna meat Choo at teh stashun.
Oh no no no, Oh no no no, Oh no no no!
eeeeaaaaarrrrrwwwwuuurrrrmmmm!
yure welcome!
Wut? no dants fur Horse?
Shurlee sumting cums too mind?
sowy, i wuz danzin to teh lass twain of clarkesbill in celebrashun!
Sowy Horse!!! Issit too late to get sumfin starded?
i ben to da dessert wif a horse o no name,
it felt good to pig out in teh rain
with a dessert, you can remember your name
wif teh choklit …you feelz no pain…
conga rat shoe lacings, Horse!
Your offering of congo rats pleases the Horse!
Dem wurds….soo trooo….
Nise jawb Horse!
*clippity clop clippity clop*
*clippity clop clippity clop*
*clippity clop clippity clop*
*clippity clop clippity clop*
That’s mah horsie danse fur Horse!
UR uzin kokonutz!!
the kokonut is tropical!
AH, but iz teh swaoloe nawt naytib 2 dheze shorz, & yet it fliez South 4 teh Wintur?
r u sugjesting taht teh kokonuts MIGRATE?
Tek swaoloez kood karri dehm!
I nawt swaoloingz dat.
whares teh DONKEE??
*looks arown*
Mee? My donkee?
Whai, heer it is!! I wuz not logged in too Wurd Press!
*Dantses fur Horse*
whut have ai done . . . mai brains. . . r goin eento mai toes!!!
LUDUKRIS SPEED! GO!!
are yu shore? we’ve neber gawn taht fast b4!
gascat arent u at scool? arent u suposed to be studyen hmmm?
u’s a baaad kitteh ( unless u’s don bu dat doubfull)
fishykitty
welllll . . . since yu asks, ai M at skool, bud ai dun rly has neting tu do. tehre ees a reeson fur tihs which ai weel eggsplain layter.
kthxbai.
i stillthinks u sould stoody dont u have shome teshts comin ip?
FISHYKITTY
Wuts da matta Sanders? Chickin?
ai feerz whut wud hapin if kitteh went to plaid
it’s… beautiful !!!
I love all these Spaceballs references, it’s precisely what I thought when I saw the picture. <3
At first I read this “is going to fart” and wondered why this had made it to the front page.
But now I get it!
it has been a long day
slow down, you move too fast
you gotsta make the morning laaast.
just walkin’ daown teh cobble stone,
lookin fine and feelin’ grooovy,
dah dah dah dah dah dah dah, feelin’ groovy . . .etc. etc.
gud sawng.
You got no deeds to do
No promises to keep
Yes. Simon and Garfunkel were awesome…
(sing it ) they were grooo -vy
ai seed dem bak at teh dawn ov tyme (1966 !!!!!) an dey gotz 3 standin obashunz…..an Paul Simon came up to teh mike…an in teh sowftest possibul voyse sed…..
you’ve truned into a vishus mob”
ai luvz a dri sense ov humor….
Dis teh song I thot ub wen I saw teh pic!!!!
*sways too dantz fur Horse furstee*
U luckee, Salleh…wish I had been too dat!! I wuz in Germany , tho. (I only borned in 1965!)
*sigh*
/jellus
Ai’m dappulled an drowzee an reddy to sleep…
cept Ai’m ment to be gettingupforwerk! Moer cawfee, Ai has it!
Ai finde yer capshun moer entertaynin!
fanks
LOL! Mee too, Shera!!!
someone cut monorail cat’s brakelines
ahaha nice one ^_________^
it wuz taht evil kat from the othur day!!!
Monorail cat is out of service: “wrong kind of leather”.
layter . . .
stawp teh ruum, ai wants tu get orf.
Dat is just hee-layr-ee-us!
Chayr Surfn
Jone Rivvurs kitteh has had one too many nip/tuks.
FTW!!!1!!
Tonight you dine in hell
Madnis?, Madnis?!
…this am …KITTEH!!!
Teh grabbitayshunal fawces – tehy is teh strongs!!!!!11!!!
tis kitteh haz alreddy been lol’d. wuz alec balwin cat a cupple of munfs ago when he yelt at his dahter.
an yer point ees . . .?
monorail kitteh, on nytrus
is “teh fast and teh furry-us” ?
dis comment iz much win.
Monorail kitteh needz to stopp. A saientist iz hear to help, but him iz nawt Batman.
Monorail kitteh haz been hijacked. Meoewneu Reeves and Sandra Bulolck won’t letz him go any slower! HALP!
needz Spyderman to help him, throwz teh webz out to stop outofkontrol monorail cat
savez all teh passegerz – phew, dat wuz close
Naw — he needz Homer Simpson ‘n Leonard Nimoy.
“Donuts — is there anything they can’t do??”
I call da big wun Bitee!
“ai hit teh braekz and aymded teh Grayt Red Shark toward teh sholdur of teh hiwaey.
No poynt menshuning thoz bats, I thot. Teh pore bastard will see tehm zoon enuf.”
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas FTW! ….”As your attorney I advise you….”
dis bunch o’cheezfrenz is teh MOST literate groop Ai has ebber seens…
Fear and Loathing….HST, an icon. Wut a grate buk…. alzo his buk on teh HA wuz berry gud….Ai noes a “widdle bit” about dems and dey are nuttin’ to mess wif. Ai has sum ackqu….acquaintsens…frenz who r…but dat’s a hole ‘nother storeee….
Butt: F&L in LV, a troo klassic. Grate lines…”as your attorney, I advise you to do more drugs….” muWHAHAHAAHAA!
Wii kant stop heer; dhis R Bat Kuntree!
THX too loud!!1!
Teh G Forces!
Teh G Forces!
I gonna pass owt!
Or for sure, lose teh mowsie I eeted dis morning!
kleenup on isle fur!
Astro-kitteh miskalkewlaets hiz aprowtch and valawsatee and maeks re-entry at abowt Mok 20
Mus hab bin slidin behyn noo CCC modifyed zambownee!
(Akshoolee, ya do hit da apmusfear at abowt mok 27……)
Dun skip awf it an git blastid rown da sun, Major TomKat!
Turn teh blow dryer off – Iz DRI.
I wish I waz hanging on bai teh skin ov mah teefs…
Iz onwee hanging on bai mah arm pits!
Ware r mah poyntee ends wen I needs dem?
Vampyr kitteh sez
“Doan’t pull bak teh kurtain”
Oar
“Putz that garlik awai!”
Stop dis ride, I wanna get off!
Teh Force iz strong in this one.
Centripetal forces… I’z had dem.
Han Solo’s Kitteh enters hyperspace.
http://www.baskingsharks.org/
kitteh has evold 2 filtr feedeeng!
Surprised by ROUS
(sumwun’s gota sayit…) I don bleef they eggzizt.
fwhoooooosh
(sound effect ob fyre swump)
yoo forgeted the popping sound first
my favoritiest moovie eber
*automated answering service message*
Unfortunately, mary O’Spokn met with an untimely demise because she forgotted to listen for the popping sounds before the fwoosh in the fire swamp.
I know it’s inconceivable, but there it is. Get used to disappointment.
kthnxbai
oh, you can leeve a message at teh beep.
Doan say dat, mary.
U is onlee MOASTLEE ded.
Teh TROO LUB ub teh Cheezburgur frens will bring u back too life!!!!!!
*works self into frenzy pumping Cheezburgur luv with Old Fashioned Bellows into Mary!!!**
NOOOOOO……come back Marrrreeeee!!!!
wee needz ur help fitin teh trolls!!!
i gots a miracle pill from Miracle Manx (fanks rodney, i fink)
the chawklit makes it go down easier
mphmph blb
SHANE, Ai meens MARY! COME BACK!!
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
unless of course u haz built up immn … immon… u not getz hurt by iocain powdur
mphmhp mrmphrmph
i iz imegining dat i iz flyin
. . . ees nawt so grate akshooly.
kitteh mad bout somfin
looksh lik som silly human blowin
har drier in his fac
stoopie person…
Fishykitty
Notice teh teefs. Stoopy person soon lurn sumfin. heh heh
Monorail cat, moments before derailing!
I’m gunna throwup…an then I’m gunna dye!!!
(ride fin ishez)
that woz grate…I’m gunna doit agen!!
silleh silleh kitteh u’s gonna gech urself killed!(mentaly)
iz dat sooly an sometims i dofrow ip !
den i puts my heed between me nees an pray ta god ill liv
good tims…..
fishykitty
grate foto
but who took foto?
The Kitteratzzi?
kelis kat is singing:
I HAET JOO SO MUCH RITE NAO!!!!!
*splorts drinkz all over keyboard!*
not to cut teh red wire! DO NOT WANT!
the last thing a mouse sees before he dies
OMGZZZ… can sees alla way to da glottisss…. eeeeeekkkssss…. =0
RAMMING SPEED!!!!!!!!
Doodot! Deedot! Doodot! Deedot!
culd eet be? an Army Of Darkness reference?
I wuz makin an “Anamawl Hows” reference.
eethur wai, wuz funni
THX — teh audience is lissnin.
OR
THX — teh audience is DEF!!
Yesh, ma hubbee alwayz sez “da awdeeyens iz nao deff!”
—
Ma mawmee wuz fostering sum twin gurls, an wun tiem we wuz in da car, an I sittin between dem, an dey did da THX audio tingie…. BERREE surreel!!!
Joo getz it! I gibs joo cookee for rewarrd
Yr speekr sistum
iz mehbee tu beeg
fr spays dis saiyz,
ya fink?
IMMA CHA-GING MAH LAZORZZZ!!!!
lether burns…that’s gotta hoit!
“WATCHOUT!!!111!1 TEH ROAD! Watch teh road! Lazers awn its dark! Slow down you’re driving too fast!! Turn signal on! Turn signal off! BRAEKS1!! For teh luf of lamp stawwwwp!!”
Maybe kittehs shoedent draiv
Ringu-kitteh new dat wutchin de tayp wus bad idea
OH NOEZ. Kitteh haz beed soopurr ackseller8eded passin teh blak hole an R kummin in @ Mack twennysebin!
Monorail cat iz going too fazt!
OMG! That cat looks creepy. Possessed even!
hedcrab kitteh!
looks like predator!
Himz gonna catch bug in mouf
subtitle should have been….
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAYZOR!
ha funneeee
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MONORAIL KITTEH GOING TOO FAST TO STOP!!!!!!
omg lol!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!
u should change fazt to fart. i would laugh my ass off