Iz goin too fazt!
shoulda checked ur brakez…
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: sophiez
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OH GOD!!! SLOW MEZ DOWN!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did kitteh get tied to an airplane wing????
Kitteh at warp 6!
Kitteh starts to “spaghettify” as he’s sucked into the black hole…..
“Make it so.”
TURBO SPEED!! *WHOOOOSHHHH!!!*
wuz he “bumped”?
noes,flite wuz cancelled by stoopy airlimes. nao he’z goonamiss hims konnektin flite and Teh Last Twain to Klarksville whare he’wuz gonna meat Choo at teh stashun.
Oh no no no, Oh no no no, Oh no no no!
eeeeaaaaarrrrrwwwwuuurrrrmmmm!
yure welcome!
Wut? no dants fur Horse?
Shurlee sumting cums too mind?
sowy, i wuz danzin to teh lass twain of clarkesbill in celebrashun!
Sowy Horse!!! Issit too late to get sumfin starded?
i ben to da dessert wif a horse o no name,
it felt good to pig out in teh rain
with a dessert, you can remember your name
wif teh choklit …you feelz no pain…
conga rat shoe lacings, Horse!
Your offering of congo rats pleases the Horse!
Dem wurds….soo trooo….
Nise jawb Horse!
*clippity clop clippity clop*
*clippity clop clippity clop*
*clippity clop clippity clop*
*clippity clop clippity clop*
That’s mah horsie danse fur Horse!
UR uzin kokonutz!!
the kokonut is tropical!
AH, but iz teh swaoloe nawt naytib 2 dheze shorz, & yet it fliez South 4 teh Wintur?
r u sugjesting taht teh kokonuts MIGRATE?
Tek swaoloez kood karri dehm!
I nawt swaoloingz dat.
whares teh DONKEE??
*looks arown*
Mee? My donkee?
Whai, heer it is!! I wuz not logged in too Wurd Press!
*Dantses fur Horse*
whut have ai done . . . mai brains. . . r goin eento mai toes!!!
LUDUKRIS SPEED! GO!!
are yu shore? we’ve neber gawn taht fast b4!
gascat arent u at scool? arent u suposed to be studyen hmmm?
u’s a baaad kitteh ( unless u’s don bu dat doubfull)
fishykitty
welllll . . . since yu asks, ai M at skool, bud ai dun rly has neting tu do. tehre ees a reeson fur tihs which ai weel eggsplain layter.
kthxbai.
i stillthinks u sould stoody dont u have shome teshts comin ip?
FISHYKITTY
Wuts da matta Sanders? Chickin?
ai feerz whut wud hapin if kitteh went to plaid
it’s… beautiful !!!
I love all these Spaceballs references, it’s precisely what I thought when I saw the picture. <3
At first I read this “is going to fart” and wondered why this had made it to the front page.
But now I get it!
it has been a long day
slow down, you move too fast
you gotsta make the morning laaast.
just walkin’ daown teh cobble stone,
lookin fine and feelin’ grooovy,
dah dah dah dah dah dah dah, feelin’ groovy . . .etc. etc.
gud sawng.
You got no deeds to do
No promises to keep
Yes. Simon and Garfunkel were awesome…
(sing it ) they were grooo -vy
ai seed dem bak at teh dawn ov tyme (1966 !!!!!) an dey gotz 3 standin obashunz…..an Paul Simon came up to teh mike…an in teh sowftest possibul voyse sed…..
you’ve truned into a vishus mob”
ai luvz a dri sense ov humor….
Dis teh song I thot ub wen I saw teh pic!!!!
*sways too dantz fur Horse furstee*
U luckee, Salleh…wish I had been too dat!! I wuz in Germany , tho. (I only borned in 1965!)
*sigh*
/jellus
Ai’m dappulled an drowzee an reddy to sleep…
cept Ai’m ment to be gettingupforwerk! Moer cawfee, Ai has it!
Ai finde yer capshun moer entertaynin!
fanks
LOL! Mee too, Shera!!!
someone cut monorail cat’s brakelines
ahaha nice one ^_________^
it wuz taht evil kat from the othur day!!!
Monorail cat is out of service: “wrong kind of leather”.
layter . . .
stawp teh ruum, ai wants tu get orf.
Dat is just hee-layr-ee-us!
Chayr Surfn
Jone Rivvurs kitteh has had one too many nip/tuks.
FTW!!!1!!
Tonight you dine in hell
Madnis?, Madnis?!
…this am …KITTEH!!!
Teh grabbitayshunal fawces - tehy is teh strongs!!!!!11!!!
tis kitteh haz alreddy been lol’d. wuz alec balwin cat a cupple of munfs ago when he yelt at his dahter.
an yer point ees . . .?
monorail kitteh, on nytrus
is “teh fast and teh furry-us” ?
dis comment iz much win.
Monorail kitteh needz to stopp. A saientist iz hear to help, but him iz nawt Batman.
Monorail kitteh haz been hijacked. Meoewneu Reeves and Sandra Bulolck won’t letz him go any slower! HALP!
needz Spyderman to help him, throwz teh webz out to stop outofkontrol monorail cat
savez all teh passegerz - phew, dat wuz close