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  1. mimzoid says:

    sheez goonna blow!

  2. KickahaOta says:

    Little guy’s convinced
    this will be the very last
    handout in the world.

  3. Dani says:

    EPIC SPLORT!

    sumone… kleenup on isle furr

    fanks

    • D Marie says:

      psssttt…. wanna see a kitteh taht will make u splort all ober agin? I putted pictures of Esme kitteh up.

      Just click my name.

      • Punkin says:

        oh d marie, esme is jus bee-yo-t-ful! i lubs blk kittehs. my furst kitteh was blk, she at da bridj noa. i misses her. give esme huggs from me!

        • ManfredMom says:

          DM, She’z absomoluteley luberlee!!! Mai furst kitteh waz black 2 n nao she’z awlso at teh bridj! Berree sweet lapcat – speshully for fee mayl.

      • Romeow says:

        D Marie, she’s byootiful! Her coat is so shiinnyyy! Do tell wat sampoo an condishoner she uses.
        Awl ur pashunts habs paid off. Iz bery happeh fur u.

      • Shera (kittehvet) says:

        esme is berry, berry kyoot!!

        her reminds me of the danger kitteh (nao at bwidj). I miss her, eben tho she were ebil and onlee liked me.

      • D Marie says:

        Tank you evrybuddy…I think she’s kyoot, too! She’s nawt awl black, tho… she has a little thin stripe of white on herz bellie, and a little dot of gray behin her left eer. An, if she’s in a real brite lite, an u look rilly rilly close… she be tiger stryped. Black and Blacker strypes.

        Rom kitteh wuz stryped teh same way, he lukked black, but he wuz rilly dark brown an black stryped.

        But Esme be waaayy sweeter tahn Rom ever wuz.

        Oh… Esme uses teh saym conishunner awl kittehs use. Kitte spit.

        • mary O'Spockn says:

          dmarie, yoo jus want uz to see teh kyute, adn get distraktud, but do i see a bukkit hiding off to da syde? hmmmmm?

          • ManfredMom says:

            DM iz sayf. LoLrus bukkit b blu! Esme bukkit b yello!

          • D Marie says:

            Taht is nawt teh Lolrus’ bukkit! It is an antique yello milking pail. Honest! Teh Lolrus’ bukkit is bloo plastic, Esme’s bukkit is yello metal. She likes to drawp her plastic jingle balls in it to mayke tehm go *CLANG*.

            • mimzoid says:

              ‘k, we buleeve u when u sez not lolrus bukkit (wink, wink)! mebbe we jus not menshun this to lolrus, keepz jus between us. he myte nawt unnerstand.

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              yup, mefinfs yoo pwotest two much. purhapz an ekzminashunz ob yur receets wil reebeel purchase ob yeellow paint?

              not too late to get halp…

        • SJ says:

          Maybe ai shud trai teh kitteh spit, see if it makes mai hare awl shinee too. She’s soooo sleeeek and glossy. Lubs teh blak kittehs (an teh orinj kittehs. an teh tuxie kittehs. an teh calico kittehs. in fact, nawt pikkeh abowt color of kittehs at awl nao ai comes to tink of it.)

          • Antoinette says:

            Not me eether. But teh blak kittehs be extry-speshul.

            D Marie, cud yoo gif Esme a smoo fur me? She is gorjuss.

    • Shera (kittehvet) says:

      hokay

      moppety moppety mop
      scoopety scoopety scoop
      patty patty pat

      blankie, BOYC, chawklit
      the CCC is here to help, but having been owt (crazee busy) ther may hab been changes I’z unaware ob

    • ManfredMom says:

      CCC heer wif hammee syz CHRG(wdoi)!! Keeps widdel hammee cheeks frum splortin!!

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        MM – it occurs to mee taht purrhapz we shud put up a liszt awn D Marie’s site ov ebbreeting taht iz awn the CCC – taht way, if peepl has been bizzy – a quik trip to D Marie’s haus an tehy wud noe ebbreething.

        Shera (kv) may nawt noe about Kathleen’s handidandi dustbuster oar Ambercat’s snorgle snorkel.

        Ov corse, D Marie wud be verree bizzy updayting awl teh tiem!!!

  4. LOLDemon says:

    Jetisun kargo! Jetisun kargo!

  5. JAJEH says:

    Concatulations on not-second, Mimzoid! Nau we gedda danz fur u!

    • mimzoid says:

      Mary o’spockn gaave me an eerwurm in previous pikture…
      of The Last Train to Clarksville.

      so fur danse, kin we all walk togedder lyke teh Monkees did?
      All togedder now…
      *all step wif left leg
      all step wif right leg
      all step wif left leg
      all step wif right leg*

      (dis is mai furst nawt-secund! i iz berry eggcited!!!)

      • Romeow says:

        Heer we cum
        Walkin down teh stweet
        Get teh phunnehest luks from
        Eberyone we meets

        Hey Hey fur Mimzoid!

        *step cross Mimzoid’s leg*
        *step cross teh odder purrson’s leg*

        • Cweenmj says:

          Wez just tryin’ to be frenly,
          Cum n watch us sing and play,
          We’re teh cheez generashun,
          An wez got somethin to say.

          • annyluvsprintie says:

            Ushally “O halp, ais gonna splort”!

            MM, JCK4K and odder CCC volunteers, I maded joo a pollygee on “Ur so sweet” 4 nawt been rawnd to halp mush.

            Sawree ifn joove been rushed awf joor pore pawses!

          • paws4thot says:

            >mukkin abowt in Kustom Goat<

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              ummmm. . .iz sekret ajint code???

            • paws4thot says:

              Noez. IB rememburr teh sho, tink ob teh Monkeemobile. Daht kar was a Kustom, maid frawm a 1966 Pontiac GTO, wich R knowed as a “Goat” in petrolhead sirculz.

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Well – ai am sumwaht embarraseded to admit taht nawt onlee haz ai nawt seen teh show, ai don’t eben noe what sho yoo meen.

              Ai – sranj as it may sound – nebber watched TV until 1975 – so ai am mizzing hyooge segmintz ov Merrykan – oar enewun, fur taht madder, common pop kulchur. Taht’s wai – so offen heer – ai basikallee haz no idea what teh peepl ar tawking about.

              An ai do nawt noe mennee peepl in teh petrolhead sirculz!! Ai DID wunz haz a Maserati – ssilber gray wif red leder seets (wud yoo beleeve at teh verree sayme teim a Fiat convertible (teh Pininfarina desine) – An ai wunz almoast lerned to ride a motorcycle – but – alas – crashed ignomnomnominiouslee – so decided it waz purrhaps nawt fur mee. But taht’s about teh best ai kan doo!

      • kitkay says:

        w0w, mimzzy, yore furrst ‘knot furst’—kongratz! and a berry gud won, indeed!

      • B! says:

        Didja no da guy whoo wrote “Daydreem Beleever” just died liek 2 days ago? I wuz da sad…

    • stend says:

      all the lolhamsters do the tiskotansi !!!

    • kafleen says:

      *dantses qwicklee before the splort comez*

  6. Captain America says:

    Oh dear!
    It seems that creature of mammalian descent is about to explode.
    How dreadful.

  7. TunaOnMyMind says:

    Foood! Glorious Food!

  8. Darrkwolff says:

    Must….haz….wun moar….byet…..

  9. mysterious says:

    OMG! Nuclear Hamster has reached Critical Mass!
    HIT THE DIRT!!

  10. Wolf Plushtoy says:

    Reminds me of a video I saw the other day over on collegehumor.com — Smoke, The Hamster Vaccum:

    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1797224

  11. cratz says:

    I can has cheeze?

  12. DavecanhasDrTinycat says:

    No fanks. I’s can’t eet nuvver bite.

  13. Romeow says:

    How did hims get so phat juss eetin vegematbles?

  14. Romeow says:

    OK, nao tri an whistle.

    • Shera (kittehvet) says:

      gud wun

      (i been awai frum pooter for a few daze, I catchun up wif manee comments)

      • Romeow says:

        Yeah Shera’s bak!

        A wile bak, u said dat bizness was slo.
        U need to cum to AZ.
        I called fur an appt, and dey waz booked till next week :(
        We needz u heer!

        • Shera (kittehvet) says:

          been slo sinse begining of Jan, but berry bizee this week. Awl buked up.

          someday mabee I understand this weird stuff, but not today

  15. LBeeeze says:

    cheeze bitz ebberyware !!

  16. CJ says:

    Cheek capacity is – OVER – NINE – THOUSAND!!!!

  17. Jack Deth says:

    Liddill fuzzee gie
    iz stoareeng upz 4 raynee
    day… Muss beez lawnnnnng wun!

    Nom nom nom sinss t3h
    Sun cummz up. Himz no needz 2
    Nom Nom ennee moar!

    Fuzzee gie myte coodz
    ’sploadz az Kewtness Fakkturr growz
    wiff eech liddill Nom :-)

    Jack.

  18. KC says:

    Iz just a waffar theen meent!

  19. buggin2go says:

    OOPS… MP selbrashun wuz sposed to be up undur Shera… dangs!

  20. core says:

    So DAT’S how you makez stuffeded hamzter puffs! Dey is self-stuffingk!

  21. 180sx says:

    i love it when my hamster does that too, him and his big puffy cheeks.

  22. jeeves says:

    it blowed up reel gud!

  23. Anthony says:

    Arnold Schwarzenegger kitteh sez, “GET DOWN!!!”

  24. leaf says:

    I eats muhself til I blue in … my ears?

  25. Julia_wahpachow says:

    I like cheese.

  26. New truly ‘organic’ loofa, soft as a….. rodent?

  27. PikachuMom says:

    hammiez all haz more room insides mouf thne outside-different dimention/other universe=infinite stuffabiltiez!^o^

  28. JAJEH says:

    We got hamzer unce dat caem wid a packed lunch. She empee intu mai bruddah’s hand. Juz kep cumin and cumin! We were stonished ad hau much waz in der!

  29. Veronica says:

    So quoot. :D I lub hamsturs!

  30. Magnoire says:

    I’m surpised no one has mentioned Calvin and Hobbes’ favorite book!
    “Hamster Huey and the Gooey Ka-blooey”

  31. mcfandango says:

    Its wafer-thin sir. Wafer-thin.

  32. Snorre says:

    I KNOW THAT FACE, IT’s Pyza’s hamster CHMURKA! *cheers*

  33. cwolf says:

    swalow it yoo fool!

  34. xavierstone says:

    taste teh blast!

  35. Diceman7714 says:

    That’s freakin’ hilarious!!!!


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