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sheez goonna blow!
Max Headroom
all the lolhamsters love to tiskotansi !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MniRndBkCU
whilst u werent lookin, dey hab stocked de CCC wif many kindz of alco…alkoho… likker! including a veritable cornucopia, nay, even a plethora, of scotch.
jus thot i shood warn u.
wordpress strykes again… dis was sposed to be reply to annyluvsprintie.
Fanku mimzoid. Berry kind ov joo. Acshully ai was cawt up on teh infawmashun, jus teh timeslip fingy was stoppin me joynin in untill ai get mai timetravel rite. Ennewai preshate ur halp.
( An teh Skawtch.)
Awr jst a few. 9 var I it tees oot ob 88 aktib singul malt distillereez, mibbee 400 ayjez & finushez frawm sayme 88, an 100 or so blendeded Skawtchez. Iz nawt so manee reelee.
Iz a good seelexshun. Fer teh trooly sine-tifically minded, you may wants to consult teh mafematical classyficashun ub all teh singul malt scotchwiskeys. Here’s a linky:
http://www.dcs.ed.ac.uk/home/jhb/whisky/lapointe/text.html
Or mebbe is better to jest sip teh gud scotch frum teh CCC. Tnx, doant mine if ai do.
yes, but is dere 99 bottuls ov beer on teh CCC????????
sheez blowing up!\
get away!
danse lolhamsters danse !!!
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/page50.index.html
stend u is ebil.
lulz
dey dont look lyke dere havin fun. kinda skarry, in fackt
in other news – you knew it was coming – ICHC is a book !!!
http://www.gawker.com/5002490/funny-cats-to-haz-book
Californya publick skools will yuz az textbook fur teachin “LOLspeak as a secund langwage”
sumbody bump teh stend, he ar skipin!
She can’t take much more, Captain! She’s only one hammie!!
I’z ful to birsting!!
Little guy’s convinced
this will be the very last
handout in the world.
Total WIN!
Missed yoo, Ota!!!!
EPIC SPLORT!
sumone… kleenup on isle furr
fanks
psssttt…. wanna see a kitteh taht will make u splort all ober agin? I putted pictures of Esme kitteh up.
Just click my name.
oh d marie, esme is jus bee-yo-t-ful! i lubs blk kittehs. my furst kitteh was blk, she at da bridj noa. i misses her. give esme huggs from me!
DM, She’z absomoluteley luberlee!!! Mai furst kitteh waz black 2 n nao she’z awlso at teh bridj! Berree sweet lapcat – speshully for fee mayl.
D Marie, she’s byootiful! Her coat is so shiinnyyy! Do tell wat sampoo an condishoner she uses.
Awl ur pashunts habs paid off. Iz bery happeh fur u.
esme is berry, berry kyoot!!
her reminds me of the danger kitteh (nao at bwidj). I miss her, eben tho she were ebil and onlee liked me.
Tank you evrybuddy…I think she’s kyoot, too! She’s nawt awl black, tho… she has a little thin stripe of white on herz bellie, and a little dot of gray behin her left eer. An, if she’s in a real brite lite, an u look rilly rilly close… she be tiger stryped. Black and Blacker strypes.
Rom kitteh wuz stryped teh same way, he lukked black, but he wuz rilly dark brown an black stryped.
But Esme be waaayy sweeter tahn Rom ever wuz.
Oh… Esme uses teh saym conishunner awl kittehs use. Kitte spit.
dmarie, yoo jus want uz to see teh kyute, adn get distraktud, but do i see a bukkit hiding off to da syde? hmmmmm?
DM iz sayf. LoLrus bukkit b blu! Esme bukkit b yello!
Taht is nawt teh Lolrus’ bukkit! It is an antique yello milking pail. Honest! Teh Lolrus’ bukkit is bloo plastic, Esme’s bukkit is yello metal. She likes to drawp her plastic jingle balls in it to mayke tehm go *CLANG*.
‘k, we buleeve u when u sez not lolrus bukkit (wink, wink)! mebbe we jus not menshun this to lolrus, keepz jus between us. he myte nawt unnerstand.
yup, mefinfs yoo pwotest two much. purhapz an ekzminashunz ob yur receets wil reebeel purchase ob yeellow paint?
not too late to get halp…
Maybe ai shud trai teh kitteh spit, see if it makes mai hare awl shinee too. She’s soooo sleeeek and glossy. Lubs teh blak kittehs (an teh orinj kittehs. an teh tuxie kittehs. an teh calico kittehs. in fact, nawt pikkeh abowt color of kittehs at awl nao ai comes to tink of it.)
Not me eether. But teh blak kittehs be extry-speshul.
D Marie, cud yoo gif Esme a smoo fur me? She is gorjuss.
hokay
moppety moppety mop
scoopety scoopety scoop
patty patty pat
blankie, BOYC, chawklit
the CCC is here to help, but having been owt (crazee busy) ther may hab been changes I’z unaware ob
CCC heer wif hammee syz CHRG(wdoi)!! Keeps widdel hammee cheeks frum splortin!!
MM – it occurs to mee taht purrhapz we shud put up a liszt awn D Marie’s site ov ebbreeting taht iz awn the CCC – taht way, if peepl has been bizzy – a quik trip to D Marie’s haus an tehy wud noe ebbreething.
Shera (kv) may nawt noe about Kathleen’s handidandi dustbuster oar Ambercat’s snorgle snorkel.
Ov corse, D Marie wud be verree bizzy updayting awl teh tiem!!!
i dids kno about the handidandi brane dustbuster, but missed the snorgle snorkle
Jetisun kargo! Jetisun kargo!
Concatulations on not-second, Mimzoid! Nau we gedda danz fur u!
Mary o’spockn gaave me an eerwurm in previous pikture…
of The Last Train to Clarksville.
so fur danse, kin we all walk togedder lyke teh Monkees did?
All togedder now…
*all step wif left leg
all step wif right leg
all step wif left leg
all step wif right leg*
(dis is mai furst nawt-secund! i iz berry eggcited!!!)
Heer we cum
Walkin down teh stweet
Get teh phunnehest luks from
Eberyone we meets
Hey Hey fur Mimzoid!
*step cross Mimzoid’s leg*
*step cross teh odder purrson’s leg*
Wez just tryin’ to be frenly,
Cum n watch us sing and play,
We’re teh cheez generashun,
An wez got somethin to say.
Ushally “O halp, ais gonna splort”!
MM, JCK4K and odder CCC volunteers, I maded joo a pollygee on “Ur so sweet” 4 nawt been rawnd to halp mush.
Sawree ifn joove been rushed awf joor pore pawses!
>mukkin abowt in Kustom Goat<
ummmm. . .iz sekret ajint code???
Noez. IB rememburr teh sho, tink ob teh Monkeemobile. Daht kar was a Kustom, maid frawm a 1966 Pontiac GTO, wich R knowed as a “Goat” in petrolhead sirculz.
Well – ai am sumwaht embarraseded to admit taht nawt onlee haz ai nawt seen teh show, ai don’t eben noe what sho yoo meen.
Ai – sranj as it may sound – nebber watched TV until 1975 – so ai am mizzing hyooge segmintz ov Merrykan – oar enewun, fur taht madder, common pop kulchur. Taht’s wai – so offen heer – ai basikallee haz no idea what teh peepl ar tawking about.
An ai do nawt noe mennee peepl in teh petrolhead sirculz!! Ai DID wunz haz a Maserati – ssilber gray wif red leder seets (wud yoo beleeve at teh verree sayme teim a Fiat convertible (teh Pininfarina desine) – An ai wunz almoast lerned to ride a motorcycle – but – alas – crashed ignomnomnominiouslee – so decided it waz purrhaps nawt fur mee. But taht’s about teh best ai kan doo!
w0w, mimzzy, yore furrst ‘knot furst’—kongratz! and a berry gud won, indeed!
fank u!
an fanks to awl cheezfrens for Monkeemoment. iz a flashbak to kittenhood.
Didja no da guy whoo wrote “Daydreem Beleever” just died liek 2 days ago? I wuz da sad…
all the lolhamsters do the tiskotansi !!!
*dantses qwicklee before the splort comez*
Oh dear!
It seems that creature of mammalian descent is about to explode.
How dreadful.
Spoken in an impecable “plummy” accent, of course…
Foood! Glorious Food!
Wee has ankshus 2 trai it.
Free bankwits a dai –
Aur fayberit dyet!
peez, pudding, an kaviare, shut necks iz teh kweshun????
Rich jentulmanz haz it boiz, in die jestyawn!!
jest yawn–lolz!
Must….haz….wun moar….byet…..
bin ‘n’ splort…
i meen ‘binge’
OMG! Nuclear Hamster has reached Critical Mass!
HIT THE DIRT!!
Reminds me of a video I saw the other day over on collegehumor.com — Smoke, The Hamster Vaccum:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1797224
Smoke cud gibs mai Manfred kitteh a runs fur hiz muneez! Manfred iz a vacuum kitteh!
Thanks Wolf,
What a fuzee lil kirby!
Ai muss sendz this 2 mai sista – she be fassinated wenn herz littul boi’s hammie duz this – me, it gibs me a pain under mai eers in simpafee!
That splains a lot.
hammie-sized splort!!!
I can has cheeze?
Can u SAY cheez?
I meen wifowt enny fud comin owt.
Come on…tri it…hehehehehe
*Hammie splorts haf chude seeds n carrits in Romeow’s fays*
“CHEEZ!!”
U’all iz so funny…eye hopes teh fuds naut skratch romeow’s eyes!!!
hoo kan guess teh sores ob this:
“Hey, I’m not supposed to get pudding in my eye!”
hint: he’s Carl’s best friend
(his nayme is “Lennie”—whut iz teh nayme of teh show?)
teh simpsons ob corse!
No fanks. I’s can’t eet nuvver bite.
But, ur didn’t hab ur parfaaay.
I maeded is speshully fur u.
But, iffs u doan want it, dats OK.
*turns head*
*wpies tears*
Nofings wrong…I’m fine.
how bout a mint?
it’s wahfer thin!
damit, u beet meh!
MP ref FTW!!!!
Talk abowts “SPLORT”!!!1!
yeah…i was gonna post that, but first searched on “mint” and went “aw, he beat me!”
dare’s always rume 4 chello!
butt it’z kinda string-y…
tuk me minnit, but gud wun
Kurs U Shera; U beeted me 2 daht!
apparuntly yesterdai I had impeccable timing!
not happen often, I must make note
Ai saev parfaa fur ladder, aukay? Ai shuer iz wunnerful an ai don wanna mizz it!
How did hims get so phat juss eetin vegematbles?
shuddnt put so much buttr on tehm
I cuddn’t belief dat wazzn’t budder.
i cuddn’t bleev he ated teh hole fing!!!
first da vegematbles den da raisuns den da dried papaya den da pnuts den da punkin seeds den da green kibbul den da oranj kibbul den da wheet den da rice den da dried apple den da sun flwer seed
nother sun flwer seed
nother sun flwer seed…
LOLHammies kan haz dye jesting teh sellUlose in teh bejematabilz.
OK, nao tri an whistle.
gud wun
(i been awai frum pooter for a few daze, I catchun up wif manee comments)
Yeah Shera’s bak!
A wile bak, u said dat bizness was slo.
U need to cum to AZ.
I called fur an appt, and dey waz booked till next week
We needz u heer!
been slo sinse begining of Jan, but berry bizee this week. Awl buked up.
someday mabee I understand this weird stuff, but not today
cheeze bitz ebberyware !!
Cheek capacity is – OVER – NINE – THOUSAND!!!!
I bet him’s back feets don’t tuch teh grownd wen him’s on all 4s.
Liddill fuzzee gie
iz stoareeng upz 4 raynee
day… Muss beez lawnnnnng wun!
Nom nom nom sinss t3h
Sun cummz up. Himz no needz 2
Nom Nom ennee moar!
Fuzzee gie myte coodz
’sploadz az Kewtness Fakkturr growz
wiff eech liddill Nom
Jack.
U sed myte coodz–Jack, U is a Suvverner!
aw, yoo beet me too wit! I wuz gonna ax him if he wuz frum my nek ob teh wuds, orijunally.
mebbee we can has ‘enry ‘igginz figger owt zaktly wut street he’s frum!
O mary O, U wuz fixin’ 2 ax hymn?
chortlol- yup, yore right, bless yore hart!
“myte coodz” an “yoosta coodz”!
and wear myte Jack B frum iffn he sed “wicked cute”?
he’z bylingwal lak i yam. i speek GulfCoasSuthrn adn Yang kee sinz i libbed here in teenytinee NewInngerlan sinz 1984.(auzspishus yeer)
i eeben am knowing how to sayz Amherst, Peabody, Worcester, adn Chicopee goodlee. Don’t get me started on “Saugus” , dough.
Whut, naught Cambridge, Winchester or Newton?
hnmmms. are tehr speshull pronunsiashuns ob tose wons? Teh wuns I listud hab difrunt pronunsiashunz than one mite ekspekt.
Noo Ingerland! I iz frum dere, too.
I wanna b a hammie so mah:
Kewtness Fakkturr growz wiff eech liddill Nom
Doan wurk teh saem wif peeps.
Iz just a waffar theen meent!
FINALLY! I was wondering when someone was going to say this.
FINALLY!
Ooops, just realized someone else beat you to it.
OOPS… MP selbrashun wuz sposed to be up undur Shera… dangs!
So DAT’S how you makez stuffeded hamzter puffs! Dey is self-stuffingk!
i love it when my hamster does that too, him and his big puffy cheeks.
it blowed up reel gud!
Arnold Schwarzenegger kitteh sez, “GET DOWN!!!”
I eats muhself til I blue in … my ears?
I didn’t see dat!
wear’s yer leef, leaf? I likes teh colorz.
it blew off…along with everbuddy else’s apparently..leastways i cant see another buddy else’s
I like cheese.
Cheez…Ah luv cheez…rally ah do
Sheez, Gromit?
New truly ‘organic’ loofa, soft as a….. rodent?
hammiez all haz more room insides mouf thne outside-different dimention/other universe=infinite stuffabiltiez!^o^
We got hamzer unce dat caem wid a packed lunch. She empee intu mai bruddah’s hand. Juz kep cumin and cumin! We were stonished ad hau much waz in der!
So quoot.
I lub hamsturs!
I’m surpised no one has mentioned Calvin and Hobbes’ favorite book!
“Hamster Huey and the Gooey Ka-blooey”
Its wafer-thin sir. Wafer-thin.
I KNOW THAT FACE, IT’s Pyza’s hamster CHMURKA! *cheers*
swalow it yoo fool!
taste teh blast!
That’s freakin’ hilarious!!!!