Comments on: an nex I wants

By: Niney

Niney — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:42:22 +0000

Gotta luvs this. mai humans never latez wiv buks..notz oftens anyways.
Xcepz wen Iz reedin dem!

By: ruledbyfantima

ruledbyfantima — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:43:54 +0000

SPLORT! wat. soooooooooooooooo kwoot iz(is not I’s) teh splort tat it trolps’s me. (TROLPS =Bakwads SPLORT) Yea! Iz Savd!

By: megan

megan — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 03:50:05 +0000

THE CAT PICS OF FUNNY CATS IS BRLILYINT.

By: kam

kam — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 17:57:57 +0000

awww it looks just like my dog

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 06:36:40 +0000

steel waitin….

By: MishMel

MishMel — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:45:17 +0000

o um well i givs to u morow k?

By: Sam

Sam — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:28:20 +0000

i hope this is fake that the dog aint sleeping in the CATS BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

By: IAU

IAU — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:33:31 +0000

Imp!!!!

I miss you….and Ottie too.

By: gascat

gascat — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 23:28:16 +0000

hewo evebody! fanks fur awl da greatins i feels reely welcoom her nuw
an yes doctercat i does hav a shmile now fanks too u guys!
i pwomise too vote an coment evey day (even if i du haf homwerk)

kthxsby
fishykitty

By: myfrisbee

myfrisbee — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 20:12:41 +0000

Bully kitteh ordurs goggie around. As it should be.

By: Adamjames@reevoo.com

Adamjames@reevoo.com — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:13:50 +0000

Jus vry subtle. nice. thx

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:33:27 +0000

*sly grin wif raised eyebrowz* wares my cheeseburgers and rootbear flote?

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:31:13 +0000

bedder yet, how bout teh nazal sprayz bersshun (if you be less tahn 99 yrs owd)
or we kan orduh the hypospray frum the StarDrek peeps! Yay- been wanting to twy won of dose on sumbodye BWAHAHAHAHAHAha ha um, sowy…

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:49:12 +0000

Aim glad bote kittehs survived ok. A lot ub doz bad goggies aren’t pure pitbull..dey offen crozzes wid udder breeds, offen boxers or dalmashuns.

Ef ai had tu confront one ub deez, ai wud taek along some bleech, or ammonia, or at leest detergent. OVen cleaner spray mebbe. Sumtin laik dat. Shoot it in goggie’s face to maek let go. Mait du serious damage, but ai’d risk it. Sum ub deeze goggies amoze impossible to fait awf. Hard part wud be not getting stuff on victim. Mebbe try to drop jacket or sumtin on vickim (wheder aminal or hyoomin.) If owner der, he haz tu count ub tree tu get hiz dog off.

Ai med a liddle pitbull goggie dat sumeone had traied to maek vishus, and poor lil guy was juz scared to deff! No vishus bones or cell anyware on him. Forshunadelee, he had been rescued. Dey say wen dey get him, he wudnt get off de floor. He was at rescyou event, and waz berry shai ad first. Handlers sed didnt no wad wud du, but goggie lick mai hand. His tail was clamped. Lader, he waz plain wid udder goggies an awl waggie. He got adobbted an sumeune got a wunnerful yung goggie!

By: intoxyk8

intoxyk8 — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:36:14 +0000

pittybulldoggehs get bad rep. mah son’s doggeh Meri, so sugar, so sawft, very sawft mouf, neber grab tweat fum hand. terrified of kitteh (as shud be). bootiful gurl. but makk hard for him find rental house cuz has “vicious” doggeh. plz. just meet her, kthx. sheesh.

happy dance for misterkitteh, survivor!!!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:16:41 +0000

Laik deh kitteh dat chazed yung bear uppa tree..

By: charlie74656

charlie74656 — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:49:17 +0000

sew glad Misterkitteh okay naow. My Baggy also attak bi staffi and mannies brokns bones, but he okay naow. Goggie owner neber come rownd to see. Goggie hab mannie bludz tho, cuz of Baggy pointy endz.

*purrs frum Baggy to Misterkitteh*

By: Paula

Paula — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:45:38 +0000

I love the look on that dog’s face!

By: SilverIris

SilverIris — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:49:27 +0000

iz gud remyindr of wy to speek fr dose hoo caynt.

By: SilverIris

SilverIris — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:47:47 +0000

purrfect impreshun of goggie enfusiasm!

By: Catherine

Catherine — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:18:15 +0000

Funny!

By: MishMel

MishMel — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:24:49 +0000

ai promise to follo teh roolz! but i don lyke shot inna bum. ai can haz it in arm?

By: SJ

SJ — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:13:31 +0000

We used to liv next door to a beeeeg flooofy orinj kitteh – ackshully kitteh treated owr house like her own an wud cum in an sit awn teh sofa if u left teh door open at awl (laik if u wuz bringin groceries in from teh car) an ai wud find her about 2 hrs later awl curld up. If u woke her up she wud luk at u as if to say “wut u doin in mai hows? An whai isn’t u bringin me fud?”. NE wai, wun day I saw her sittin in frunt ob teh hows an dis hyooj fox came up teh rode. Kitteh jus luks at foxey wiv a “ai doan fink u wants to come into mai territory” expresshun awn her face. Foxey (who wus at least free times teh size of kitteh) stoppd ded an turned thro 180 degrees, like “ai didn’t wunt to go up tehr ennyway”. She wuz wun kik-@ss kitteh.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:31:17 +0000

dogg, for one, welcums hiz nu kitteh overlord

By: Romeow

Romeow — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:41:43 +0000

Hai fishykitty!

Nise to see u heer!

Greetings frum AZ!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:37:56 +0000

Anycat, that iz a grate storee! I’ve heard ov sum brave kittehs, but that taeks the caek!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:13:39 +0000

{{{{{no1}}}}}

Welcum! Bery nise ov u to shares ur lunch munnies wif us!

I hope to see u dansin at a nawt second partee neer u! As u prolly kno, we hab lots ov fun at teh partees.

TTYL

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:09:44 +0000

Fortshunately he survived teh experiens – ai went running owt shrieking onlee wareing a denim shirt (!! ai was gettin into bed) an managed to separate them wiv teh halp(??) ov the goggies owner – hoo disappeared. I got Mister(who looks just liek teh Rorshak kitteh but wif a wite bellie) to the emergensy vet and he had himz butt stapled bak together. (owies) At first ai was skared himz bladder had been torn, but it wasn’t. An forshunately himz alreddy tutored or he wud hav lost those as well!. Thank G-d as ai sed, he put up a spirited fite or he mite have been ….. well, enewai he wasn’t an after a stai in hospital were teh nurses fell inluv wiv him, he cam hom ok. An his poynty ens grew bak too.

Whew! Fanku for asking,thats verri kind.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:08:01 +0000

MishMel, iffs u wanna b nood, u muss go to teh nawty barn.
Moss of teh peeps dere hab been dwinkin martoonees fur a wile, so dey will hardly notice ur noodness.

Oh, mah bad, u said rood nawt nood. That’s diffrent.

Welcum!

By: patticlan

patticlan — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:59:23 +0000

wonderful story

By: Romeow

Romeow — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:56:59 +0000

*Gasp*
What hapened to ur Misterkitteh?

By: DeeDee

DeeDee — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:42:55 +0000

Itz TuhWOOO ITZ TUHWOOOOO!!!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:40:39 +0000

wut maeks you fink i wud kno?

By: patticlan

patticlan — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:38:07 +0000

duz teh phunneepharm has a nawty barn?

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:30:36 +0000

Oh! So that’s why mi arms hertz!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:19:07 +0000

alternate capshun fur picshure

Synopsis of Episode 3 in the Muffit Family Saga: little miss goes to school,parts with beloved tuffit;power struggle ensues in her absence; spider spins off into new series with Georgie Porgie as guest star. (seelocallistingsfortime).

By: TheMadLibrarian

TheMadLibrarian — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:28:22 +0000

“My red stapler. I believe you have it.”

Office Space FTW!!!1

By: TheMadLibrarian

TheMadLibrarian — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:26:12 +0000

Much better, thankee. An thankoo, everyboddy, for teh spectaclar danse!

*eyes anny fanning wif catalogue*

Uh… you DO know we went digital and you are waving a whole computer??

*ducks*

By: greasycat

greasycat — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:00:52 +0000

Blazing Saddles FTW

By: greasycat

greasycat — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:58:37 +0000

It wuz George Throgood sings Hank Williams from 1948. No, iz not that old, used to work in radio stations, loves de trivia.

By: sillyannz

sillyannz — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:49:51 +0000

Well sed!! *applaws*

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:30:30 +0000

Hi from teh Teenytiny Ingerland Fishykitty! Glad ur joinin in wif us noaw!

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:28:17 +0000

Hurray 4 Tao!

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:11:37 +0000

Troo – an its teh owners that are teh prblem, not teh goggies (ushally). Dis wunis teh imaj ov teh Staffy (Staffordshire Terrier) oar part-Staffy that dragged my Misterkitteh owf owr fenss and triedd to chew hims butt awff. Hims poor iddle claws wer all worn down to the kwik trying to cling awn to teh fenss as he was dragged awf. An he stil fawt bak thank G-d.

People (ok men) who have these unfortshunate dawgs oar dawg crosses as a style statement make me so angry. Moast ov them are encouaaged to be meen. They’re not necessarily – mai sista had wun half lab half staffy and she was sawft an sweet – an called Fudge!

*Coffs and clims awf soepbocz*

By: kittehlurve

kittehlurve — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:04:58 +0000

teh bans on breeds. sum goggies is pussies no matter wut tehir jeens say.

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:04:54 +0000

Ditten Hank Williams sing dat one, too?

Way looong tiem agoes?

(I iz nawt so yung…) *sigh*

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:03:01 +0000

*in hushed tones*

Well dun TML. Rjoo feelin bettah now?

*fans TML wif catalogue*

BTW Eleanor, ai has been waytin 4 a lawng teim for sumwun to suggest a pavane. Klassy!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:02:05 +0000

Wow! What a fantastic cat! I wonder if she learned that in Kitrate class.

By: Bubbashoomin

Bubbashoomin — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:58:36 +0000

From one noob to anudder, Velcom!
Now, yuze hab ani martoonies?

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:53:14 +0000

Greetings, Mishmel, greetings! Welcome tu deh funnest site on deh internet!