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you lunch munny
and teh cycle of violence continues…
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Teh shakedown — you gets it!!1!
Congratualations, TML! We’ll dance VERY QUIETLY so as not to disturb your library!
….. / ….. / ….. / ….. / (vewyvewy kwiyet conga)
*wispurz*hey,yew in teh back, watchout & pikup dat buk you jus kiked!
I iz — nawt sekund??? *falls over in faint* THUMP!!
Mebbe needs very dignigied quiet danse, appropriate to teh Kittehfather
“May I kiss your ring?”
no faynteeng in th3 libe! hard to call a code Q-U-I-E-T-L-E-E!
We duz ‘paw-van’. Is staterly walkunz kinda ‘prceshunal” dance frum da longs time agoes…. Findz it in da seben hunners, Iz tink…..
Gibben dat teh madleyebraireeyan iz nawtfurst, mebee we shuld does teh Stikanbukkit dans (solawng az we doez it kweyeitlee, ov kors)
Nise jowb TML!
I’m doing the Dewey Danse.
*wiggle wiggle shush shush*
*wiggle wiggle shush shush*
*wiggle wiggle shush shush*
Shurlee teh Deweydans goez like dis:
*Wun Too Free Fawr*
*Noyzee peeple owt teh dawr*
*Fiyve Siks Sebben Ayt*
*Lotsuv fynes f teh buks ah layte*
[iz a lyn-dans sortuv fing]
Gotta luvs this. mai humans never latez wiv buks..notz oftens anyways.
Xcepz wen Iz reedin dem!
Oar:
*Wun Two sebben Point three two foar*
*Noyzee peeple owt teh dawr*
*Fyve Three Fyve Point Two Two Ayte*
*Lotsuv fynes f teh buks ah layte*
… cuz it’s teh Dewey Decimal system, yeh?
Congrachumalayshuns, TML
*in hushed tones*
Well dun TML. Rjoo feelin bettah now?
*fans TML wif catalogue*
BTW Eleanor, ai has been waytin 4 a lawng teim for sumwun to suggest a pavane. Klassy!
Much better, thankee. An thankoo, everyboddy, for teh spectaclar danse!
*eyes anny fanning wif catalogue*
Uh… you DO know we went digital and you are waving a whole computer??
*ducks*
Oh! So that’s why mi arms hertz!
Looks like its the natural order of things……
Notice that while disenfranchised dog looks longingly at his bed and its new occupant, kitteh does not deign to look his direction. Is satisfied that this be how it should be: KITTEHS GET FIRST CHOICE. PERIOD.
i lieks taht the goggie luks liek a pittybullkindobgoggie n teh kitteh has compleet controls ob him/her. pittybullkindobgoggies donut needs muzzels, tehy jess needs teh kittehs! (we has teh breed bans heer>donut liek.)
klarif…kalryr…maayk kleer pleez? duz yoo dun lyke da goggies or dun lyke da ban?
fanks.
teh bans on breeds. sum goggies is pussies no matter wut tehir jeens say.
Breed bans make very little sense. I have met a number of really lovlely pitbulls and have talked with their owners about how they act around cats, other dogs, and so on. This dog does not look like pure pitbull – so where do they draw the line? Half pit, quarter pit,looks like pit….The places that have the bans end up with a lot of lovely dogs on death row….and the people who have vicious dogs, still have them.
Troo – an its teh owners that are teh prblem, not teh goggies (ushally). Dis wunis teh imaj ov teh Staffy (Staffordshire Terrier) oar part-Staffy that dragged my Misterkitteh owf owr fenss and triedd to chew hims butt awff. Hims poor iddle claws wer all worn down to the kwik trying to cling awn to teh fenss as he was dragged awf. An he stil fawt bak thank G-d.
People (ok men) who have these unfortshunate dawgs oar dawg crosses as a style statement make me so angry. Moast ov them are encouaaged to be meen. They’re not necessarily – mai sista had wun half lab half staffy and she was sawft an sweet – an called Fudge!
*Coffs and clims awf soepbocz*
*Gasp*
What hapened to ur Misterkitteh?
Fortshunately he survived teh experiens – ai went running owt shrieking onlee wareing a denim shirt (!! ai was gettin into bed) an managed to separate them wiv teh halp(??) ov the goggies owner – hoo disappeared. I got Mister(who looks just liek teh Rorshak kitteh but wif a wite bellie) to the emergensy vet and he had himz butt stapled bak together. (owies) At first ai was skared himz bladder had been torn, but it wasn’t. An forshunately himz alreddy tutored or he wud hav lost those as well!. Thank G-d as ai sed, he put up a spirited fite or he mite have been ….. well, enewai he wasn’t an after a stai in hospital were teh nurses fell inluv wiv him, he cam hom ok. An his poynty ens grew bak too.
Whew! Fanku for asking,thats verri kind.
sew glad Misterkitteh okay naow. My Baggy also attak bi staffi and mannies brokns bones, but he okay naow. Goggie owner neber come rownd to see. Goggie hab mannie bludz tho, cuz of Baggy pointy endz.
*purrs frum Baggy to Misterkitteh*
pittybulldoggehs get bad rep. mah son’s doggeh Meri, so sugar, so sawft, very sawft mouf, neber grab tweat fum hand. terrified of kitteh (as shud be). bootiful gurl. but makk hard for him find rental house cuz has “vicious” doggeh. plz. just meet her, kthx. sheesh.
happy dance for misterkitteh, survivor!!!
Aim glad bote kittehs survived ok. A lot ub doz bad goggies aren’t pure pitbull..dey offen crozzes wid udder breeds, offen boxers or dalmashuns.
Ef ai had tu confront one ub deez, ai wud taek along some bleech, or ammonia, or at leest detergent. OVen cleaner spray mebbe. Sumtin laik dat. Shoot it in goggie’s face to maek let go. Mait du serious damage, but ai’d risk it. Sum ub deeze goggies amoze impossible to fait awf. Hard part wud be not getting stuff on victim. Mebbe try to drop jacket or sumtin on vickim (wheder aminal or hyoomin.) If owner der, he haz tu count ub tree tu get hiz dog off.
Ai med a liddle pitbull goggie dat sumeone had traied to maek vishus, and poor lil guy was juz scared to deff! No vishus bones or cell anyware on him. Forshunadelee, he had been rescued. Dey say wen dey get him, he wudnt get off de floor. He was at rescyou event, and waz berry shai ad first. Handlers sed didnt no wad wud du, but goggie lick mai hand. His tail was clamped. Lader, he waz plain wid udder goggies an awl waggie. He got adobbted an sumeune got a wunnerful yung goggie!
Well sed!! *applaws*
Survival of the kittehst.
Hooman be on floorz!
but i brings my own bag lunch! i gots no munnies!
goggie tehn offurs to share hims “bag lunch”- frum teh garbj.
goggie sez: “youlikemenao youlikemenao youlikemenao?”
Kitteh says: “I will look at your food and take what I want. Try to stop me and I will soundly slap you.”
th3 paw wap ov def! U gettsin it!
*wappity wappity wappity*
50 lashes wiff a wet noodle,
(wun of teh funniest things aive eber seed awn tihs syte is taht lyne rite there)
purrfect impreshun of goggie enfusiasm!
Kitteh haz much growin to do in new posishun. Will eatz ur lunch today but bringz munnies tomorrows!
i haz bery koot piksure of our bengal kitteh (kitteh since eskaped from stoopie ex, dunno what happen to her
)when she wuz bebe, jus in haus. mai grayhoun reskoo, forrest, wuz habbing his supper (kibble) an teh bebe kitteh tooks sum. she wuz krunchie big kibble, and goggie lookin at her. big 70 lb goggie an bebe kitteh takin his fud. veryie funnie.
kitteh wurl tayk owvur. let me show u it.
they tooked away teh goggie’s bed, but idid nawt speek out bekuz i yam nawt a goggie,
tehy tooked away teh lolrus’s bukkit, but i did nawt halp becuz i yam nawt a lolrus,
tehy tehy camed to taek me awayz adn dere wus nowun left to halp.
tehre coming tu take me away haha,
there coming to take me away haha hehe hoho
to teh funny farm where life is beaustiful evereday and thoes nise yung men in tehre cleen wyte kotes are coming to take me away hahaaaa!!
(sry, felt ai had tu lyten teh mood)
good idear. i wuz gonna puts
tehy tooked away teh polarbearz ice butz i duznt like ice ennyways.
duz teh phunneepharm has a nawty barn?
wut maeks you fink i wud kno?
Cuz da meninwitecotes alreddee taked us away!!
ai thawt teh meninwitecotes jus baykded an rowde arownd in dere horseybuggeyz awl day.
iz gud remyindr of wy to speek fr dose hoo caynt.
like teh boss wif teh big desk dat makes yoo sit in teh dinky chair
da won wif da weerd staynz…
and hee takes yore stapler, eben though he alreddy haz won.
“My red stapler. I believe you have it.”
Office Space FTW!!!1
Obiously, teh kitteh is teh alpha “Dog” here…
Annywon member “A Crissmuss Story”, wen tehy would playe teh “Peter and teh Wuff” feem wheneveh teh neyborhood bully woud scare teh littel kids?
Dum-da-dum-da-dum-dum-DUM-da-DUM-da DUMMMM!!!!!
I luff Peter and teh Wuff! “‘Wut den,’ sed Granfather.” My fambily uses dat lien in membory of dat!
My Daddee always did teh storytelling narration at teh library ebery yeer at de Crissmuss tiem! He wuz grate storyteller. I misses him! But am glad tu hab de chezfrens tu reed comminte frum all ober da whirled!
i feelz no pitey fur lowsee dahg. kitteh prospurs!
At lees teh kitteh lettin teh goggie lay on hims liddle bed.
If wuz googie, hims wud chaes teh kitteh offa teh smawl bed tu!
Ze dog iz lucky ta haz ze kitteh bed–you generous. Me hopes you let dog eat little bit of hiz food, toooooo!
Mewv ovea lil doggeh, big doggehs moovin in.
george thourogood ftw!
did ai geddit? didai geddit?
Yep, ai sings george purrohgood.
YAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ditten Hank Williams sing dat one, too?
Way looong tiem agoes?
(I iz nawt so yung…) *sigh*
It wuz George Throgood sings Hank Williams from 1948. No, iz not that old, used to work in radio stations, loves de trivia.
Wut u meen? Ai tinks it fit u purfectlee.
I has not loled at a pic in manee moons (cept foar da debbul skwirel) but diss was a-may-zing! HOORAY FOAR PEGGY!!
Dawggeh no can haz
poazisshun ubz powurr 2
neegoshee~ayt well
Kitteh roolz t3h roost.
Syze ubz Kitteh’z tuffitt iz
dayr 4z awll 2 see
Kitteh tellz Dawggeh
2 maykz Hamsturr anz awwfurr
himz cannawtz reefuze
Oanlee feeng misseng
iz Cheeburgrz. Dat willz beez
remmedeed inz tyme
Jack.
Jack, luv “kitteh’s tuffit”!!!1! we definitely be changeeng what we use to call boring ol catbeds! Tuffit….hee hee!
alternate capshun fur picshure
Synopsis of Episode 3 in the Muffit Family Saga: little miss goes to school,parts with beloved tuffit;power struggle ensues in her absence; spider spins off into new series with Georgie Porgie as guest star. (seelocallistingsfortime).
tohse bedz lukz new! lukz liek teh kitteh tookz furst pickz!
btw, iz noob. iz ok to j0in uz?
Ov cors iz ok to joyn us!!! We lub tew hab noo peepel amung us! Wellcum!
***hugs***
secunded!!
welcum to ICHC!!!!!!!!!
teh onlee rule we have here is “play nice” but this one rule is strictly enforced.
but enough of dat, come! join us!
hey, u noOb!!!!!! gibs me ur lunch munnies!!
Wilkomen, Bienvenu, Welcome, Come on in. WE offer a Laurel and hardy hand shake to the new…
Sheriff…
Oh deary dear. Look what the cat dragged in…
Blazing Saddles FTW
Itz TuhWOOO ITZ TUHWOOOOO!!!
Yez, yez, yez! Wellcume!
Hai – I is neerly noob, an ai happie to reoart taht teh Cheezpeeps is teh wunnerful peeps.
Is mani lols an hugs an laffs heer, an mush caring.
I hoap yew lykes it, No 1!
o, thx so much!
on mai honur, i will play so, so nice, i sware
(and i shares mai lunch munny wit u, k?)
tanx berri mush fur shayrin teh lunch monies, ai ees startin tu run low.
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Welcum! Bery nise ov u to shares ur lunch munnies wif us!
I hope to see u dansin at a nawt second partee neer u! As u prolly kno, we hab lots ov fun at teh partees.
TTYL
ai iz a noob to but ai iz rood, ai nawt bee askinz if iz ok fro to joyn. but ai finkinz it be ok?
yabbutz teh roods wuns gotsta stay in kwarantine until you kan
1 promise to TRY to play nize.
2 gimme lots ob cheesburgs adn rootbeer floatz.
3 getz sprayed wif Scentz of Humor
4 stay up to dayt on Troll inokluma,,er inocku erm shot in the derryair to keep yew frum bean a atroll.
my rules i med up-let me shows you dem!
ai promise to follo teh roolz! but i don lyke shot inna bum. ai can haz it in arm?
bedder yet, how bout teh nazal sprayz bersshun (if you be less tahn 99 yrs owd)
or we kan orduh the hypospray frum the StarDrek peeps! Yay- been wanting to twy won of dose on sumbodye BWAHAHAHAHAHAha ha um, sowy…
*sly grin wif raised eyebrowz* wares my cheeseburgers and rootbear flote?
o um well i givs to u morow k?
steel waitin….
Deer MishMel – yoo ar nawt rood!!! Ov corse it iz allrite to jump rite in. An we awl welcoms yoo.
We donut, az yoo shurlee noe frum lurking, haz an offishul welcoming commitee – nor a welkom pakkit!
mary O’spokin came teh closest to taht!
So ai am extending mai moast unoffishul paw ov frenship to yo, as wll az to No1.
So nice to haz yoo wif us.
Kors itz OK. Teh more teh merrier. Jus jump in!
From one noob to anudder, Velcom!
Now, yuze hab ani martoonies?
Greetings, Mishmel, greetings! Welcome tu deh funnest site on deh internet!
MishMel, iffs u wanna b nood, u muss go to teh nawty barn.
Moss of teh peeps dere hab been dwinkin martoonees fur a wile, so dey will hardly notice ur noodness.
Oh, mah bad, u said rood nawt nood. That’s diffrent.
Welcum!
Bullgoggee gits bulleed!
omigudness! Dat goggie luuks jest like Sam hoo beelawnged tew my hubbycat’s fambly wai bakk wen. Sam has lawng been ober the ranebow brij, but i still misses him. Eben tho he wuzn’t MY goggie, he was my goggie, yoo kno wut I meen? He wud sit nekst to me awn the flor and leen on mai sholdr.. den he wud get closr and closr and *slurp* awn my cheek! I wud luuk at him and he wud be luukin awai liek “I didn’t do nuffin.” Iffen he cud wissel, he wud be wisselin an inosent toon!! He wuz sew funnee… I lubbed him berry mutch!
But he wudn’t let the kitteh hab the bed .. iffen the kittehs akted up, he wud jest put a paw awn dem an lik lik lik dem till dey runned awai!!
mai goggie, well, mai sisturs goggie, absolutlee adores our kitteh, when we had a ledge uip above the door, milo (the cat) would stay up there and pepper (the dog) would watch him for hours, we called that “kitteh T.V.”
uv course, milo dusn’t hayte pepper NEERLY as much as he would lyke yu tu fink, bud dats a storee fur another tyme.
Gut storee. Nise mind pichers.
Very funny!
My dog thinks she is a feline… lol
halp, iz a fee-lion—get in bed n cobber yer hed wiff cobberz!!!!
teh fat cats, kuz of a inter-gnashinal stock selloff an feers bowt a possibull receshun, cut itz benchmark by three-quarters today
lol pittypat!
Kitteh haz certenlee maed id cleer whuz in charge heer.
An we knowed who teh boss wuz all teh tyme…
I jus hadda get rid ub mai big goggie (teh wun whoo used teh litterbawkses)cawse mai main kitteh squeeze kep atakkin dat biiiggg goggie. She mus not knowed jus hoaw litll she iz. But goggie gut gooood homez wif no alpha kittehs ta bodder hisself wit.
Noaw I finded anudder goggie runnin in teh busy street. Losted frum hiz homes! His name iz Shelby.Him iz a poodle mixes. He iz bout teh same size az teh boss kitteh. Mai point iz, awls well dat ends well…no pun entynded.
Sew nise tu heer dat storee, MHF. Tanks fur teh paw-zutive noos!
dis remin me of a piksure i saw in teh newbs a wile ago. jk rowling (whut rote teh harie potter buks) adoped a grayhoun goggie reskoo. der is piksure of new goggie and old goggie, a jack russel. dems musta got a new bed fur grayhoun goggie, but jack russel took. piksure of of new grayhound on small bed, and jack russel on big goggie bed. found piksure, but it is in spanish…
http://hpimagens.blogspot.com/2007/10/jkrowling-adoptou-uma-cadela.html
Taht’s a kyoot set of pickshures, Wilf!
butz nawt teh espanlol- dis teh pawrtugeese lahngwidge- ai noes bekoz I wentz 2 braseel!
Kutez pics!
yeh, I fot it lukked like Portugoose. Poor big goggie! LOL
Bulleh kittah iz whippin u
man, i wuz just fixin’ 2 say that: Bully kitteh iz bullying…
how ’bout inverse: bullied goggie iz bullyed.
googie iz p..er..kittehwipped
Did anyone else hear that Heath Ledger died? Anyone?
Yez – saddly this is brayking nooz ober heer in Inngerland.
Onnly 28. Berry sad.
wow, it happened right here in my nabe, and i dint noes bowt it til i saw ur post.
sad.
yes! ennis dead! i wish i knew how to quit you!!
The realization finally dawns on the goggie, that all ob uz exist to serve our kitteh
lord and mastahs ebery wish and command.
mai goggeh happehlee givz kitteh teh big kooshinz and himz kibbolz. he nose he haz 2 bye kittehs lurve.
yes it ar worth it for kitteh’s frugal displayz of affekshunz
iz berry sad..so youngz
Do u reely like me, Wally?
I gess so.
Do u like me a hole lot?
Look Beev, dont get sloppy on me. I mite juss slug u one.
All of your stories remind me o a Siamese Kitteh I had years ago. Tao was skitso and very protective of family and territory. She would follow the family everywhere – but always about 10 feet behind us – we called her the rear gard. A new neighbor moved into the house across the street, and saw the cat following us as we were walking. We stopped to say hello and durning the conversation he warned my husband about his big husky dog Duke would probably kill our cat. Well we were not too worried, because we had just seen her do too many numbers to the other dogs in the neighborhood. A few days after Duke moved in, I heard this vicious dog barking, sure enough Duke had found Tao. Duke came rushing into the back yard barking and growling as Tao sat calmly on the bottom step of the back porch. The cat did not run nor fluff up – she didn’t move a hair – and that caused the dog to slow down and approach more cautiously. When Duke was about a foot and a half away he stopped and streached his nose out to take a sniff of that cat that just sat there. The cat sprang and grabbed the dog around the forhead and started to scratching and biteing and kicking the dogs nose with her back claws. That poor dog could not see where he was going with Tao riding his face. Duke knew that the devil sure had him, and it was a different kind of noise he was making as he left the back yard with that cat on his face. Tao calmly dropped off Duke’s face when the dog reached the edge of our yard. Duke was a smart dog he never came into our yard again and when Tao followed us on our walks he would turn tail and run. I still lol everytime I tell that story. (sorry too much to tell in lolspeak)
dat be good kitteh to show big meeny doggy no moor bein bully
she b good potector of family
Fishykitty
oh hai, fishykitty. I hopes u haz a smile now. Comes here offen, we gots plenty.
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Hi from teh Teenytiny Ingerland Fishykitty! Glad ur joinin in wif us noaw!
Hai fishykitty!
Nise to see u heer!
Greetings frum AZ!
hewo evebody! fanks fur awl da greatins i feels reely welcoom her nuw
an yes doctercat i does hav a shmile now fanks too u guys!
i pwomise too vote an coment evey day (even if i du haf homwerk)
kthxsby
fishykitty
HAI FISHYKITTYYYYYY!!!!!
haow r tings at home?
is milo sittin awn mai bed?
ahm shore he ees , eets wayre he spends most uv his tyme.
ennyway, ai will leeve yu alone naow.
Wow! What a fantastic cat! I wonder if she learned that in Kitrate class.
Hurray 4 Tao!
wonderful story
Anycat, that iz a grate storee! I’ve heard ov sum brave kittehs, but that taeks the caek!
We used to liv next door to a beeeeg flooofy orinj kitteh – ackshully kitteh treated owr house like her own an wud cum in an sit awn teh sofa if u left teh door open at awl (laik if u wuz bringin groceries in from teh car) an ai wud find her about 2 hrs later awl curld up. If u woke her up she wud luk at u as if to say “wut u doin in mai hows? An whai isn’t u bringin me fud?”. NE wai, wun day I saw her sittin in frunt ob teh hows an dis hyooj fox came up teh rode. Kitteh jus luks at foxey wiv a “ai doan fink u wants to come into mai territory” expresshun awn her face. Foxey (who wus at least free times teh size of kitteh) stoppd ded an turned thro 180 degrees, like “ai didn’t wunt to go up tehr ennyway”. She wuz wun kik-@ss kitteh.
Laik deh kitteh dat chazed yung bear uppa tree..
Kitteh wins bet on Giants vs. Packers game.
dogg, for one, welcums hiz nu kitteh overlord
Funny!
I love the look on that dog’s face!
Jus vry subtle. nice. thx
Bully kitteh ordurs goggie around. As it should be.
Imp!!!!
I miss you….and Ottie too.
i hope this is fake that the dog aint sleeping in the CATS BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
awww it looks just like my dog
THE CAT PICS OF FUNNY CATS IS BRLILYINT.
SPLORT! wat. soooooooooooooooo kwoot iz(is not I’s) teh splort tat it trolps’s me. (TROLPS =Bakwads SPLORT) Yea! Iz Savd!