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  1. TheMadLibrarian says:

    Teh shakedown — you gets it!!1!

    • Cookie's human says:

      Congratualations, TML! We’ll dance VERY QUIETLY so as not to disturb your library!

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        ….. / ….. / ….. / ….. / (vewyvewy kwiyet conga)

        *wispurz*hey,yew in teh back, watchout & pikup dat buk you jus kiked!

        • TheMadLibrarian says:

          I iz — nawt sekund??? *falls over in faint* THUMP!!

          Mebbe needs very dignigied quiet danse, appropriate to teh Kittehfather

          “May I kiss your ring?”

          • SueBooKitteh says:

            no faynteeng in th3 libe! hard to call a code Q-U-I-E-T-L-E-E!

            • Eleanor says:

              We duz ‘paw-van’. Is staterly walkunz kinda ‘prceshunal” dance frum da longs time agoes…. Findz it in da seben hunners, Iz tink…..

            • Tony James says:

              Gibben dat teh madleyebraireeyan iz nawtfurst, mebee we shuld does teh Stikanbukkit dans (solawng az we doez it kweyeitlee, ov kors)

            • Romeow says:

              Nise jowb TML!

              I’m doing the Dewey Danse.

              *wiggle wiggle shush shush*
              *wiggle wiggle shush shush*
              *wiggle wiggle shush shush*

            • Tony James says:

              Shurlee teh Deweydans goez like dis:

              *Wun Too Free Fawr*
              *Noyzee peeple owt teh dawr*
              *Fiyve Siks Sebben Ayt*
              *Lotsuv fynes f teh buks ah layte*

              [iz a lyn-dans sortuv fing]

            • handikat says:

              Oar:

              *Wun Two sebben Point three two foar*
              *Noyzee peeple owt teh dawr*
              *Fyve Three Fyve Point Two Two Ayte*
              *Lotsuv fynes f teh buks ah layte*

              … cuz it’s teh Dewey Decimal system, yeh?

              Congrachumalayshuns, TML :-)

            • annyluvsprintie says:

              *in hushed tones*

              Well dun TML. Rjoo feelin bettah now?

              *fans TML wif catalogue*

              BTW Eleanor, ai has been waytin 4 a lawng teim for sumwun to suggest a pavane. Klassy!

            • TheMadLibrarian says:

              Much better, thankee. An thankoo, everyboddy, for teh spectaclar danse!

              *eyes anny fanning wif catalogue*

              Uh… you DO know we went digital and you are waving a whole computer??

              *ducks*

            • annyluvsprintie says:

              Oh! So that’s why mi arms hertz!

  2. Cookie's human says:

    Looks like its the natural order of things……

    • Cookie's human says:

      Notice that while disenfranchised dog looks longingly at his bed and its new occupant, kitteh does not deign to look his direction. Is satisfied that this be how it should be: KITTEHS GET FIRST CHOICE. PERIOD.

      • kittehlurve says:

        i lieks taht the goggie luks liek a pittybullkindobgoggie n teh kitteh has compleet controls ob him/her. pittybullkindobgoggies donut needs muzzels, tehy jess needs teh kittehs! (we has teh breed bans heer>donut liek.)

        • infamousqbert says:

          klarif…kalryr…maayk kleer pleez? duz yoo dun lyke da goggies or dun lyke da ban?

          fanks.

        • JAJEH says:

          Breed bans make very little sense. I have met a number of really lovlely pitbulls and have talked with their owners about how they act around cats, other dogs, and so on. This dog does not look like pure pitbull – so where do they draw the line? Half pit, quarter pit,looks like pit….The places that have the bans end up with a lot of lovely dogs on death row….and the people who have vicious dogs, still have them.

          • annyluvsprintie says:

            Troo – an its teh owners that are teh prblem, not teh goggies (ushally). Dis wunis teh imaj ov teh Staffy (Staffordshire Terrier) oar part-Staffy that dragged my Misterkitteh owf owr fenss and triedd to chew hims butt awff. Hims poor iddle claws wer all worn down to the kwik trying to cling awn to teh fenss as he was dragged awf. An he stil fawt bak thank G-d.

            People (ok men) who have these unfortshunate dawgs oar dawg crosses as a style statement make me so angry. Moast ov them are encouaaged to be meen. They’re not necessarily – mai sista had wun half lab half staffy and she was sawft an sweet – an called Fudge!

            *Coffs and clims awf soepbocz*

            • Romeow says:

              *Gasp*
              What hapened to ur Misterkitteh?

            • annyluvsprintie says:

              Fortshunately he survived teh experiens – ai went running owt shrieking onlee wareing a denim shirt (!! ai was gettin into bed) an managed to separate them wiv teh halp(??) ov the goggies owner – hoo disappeared. I got Mister(who looks just liek teh Rorshak kitteh but wif a wite bellie) to the emergensy vet and he had himz butt stapled bak together. (owies) At first ai was skared himz bladder had been torn, but it wasn’t. An forshunately himz alreddy tutored or he wud hav lost those as well!. Thank G-d as ai sed, he put up a spirited fite or he mite have been ….. well, enewai he wasn’t an after a stai in hospital were teh nurses fell inluv wiv him, he cam hom ok. An his poynty ens grew bak too.

              Whew! Fanku for asking,thats verri kind.

            • charlie74656 says:

              sew glad Misterkitteh okay naow. My Baggy also attak bi staffi and mannies brokns bones, but he okay naow. Goggie owner neber come rownd to see. Goggie hab mannie bludz tho, cuz of Baggy pointy endz.

              *purrs frum Baggy to Misterkitteh*

            • intoxyk8 says:

              pittybulldoggehs get bad rep. mah son’s doggeh Meri, so sugar, so sawft, very sawft mouf, neber grab tweat fum hand. terrified of kitteh (as shud be). bootiful gurl. but makk hard for him find rental house cuz has “vicious” doggeh. plz. just meet her, kthx. sheesh.

              happy dance for misterkitteh, survivor!!!

            • JAJEH says:

              Aim glad bote kittehs survived ok. A lot ub doz bad goggies aren’t pure pitbull..dey offen crozzes wid udder breeds, offen boxers or dalmashuns.

              Ef ai had tu confront one ub deez, ai wud taek along some bleech, or ammonia, or at leest detergent. OVen cleaner spray mebbe. Sumtin laik dat. Shoot it in goggie’s face to maek let go. Mait du serious damage, but ai’d risk it. Sum ub deeze goggies amoze impossible to fait awf. Hard part wud be not getting stuff on victim. Mebbe try to drop jacket or sumtin on vickim (wheder aminal or hyoomin.) If owner der, he haz tu count ub tree tu get hiz dog off.

              Ai med a liddle pitbull goggie dat sumeone had traied to maek vishus, and poor lil guy was juz scared to deff! No vishus bones or cell anyware on him. Forshunadelee, he had been rescued. Dey say wen dey get him, he wudnt get off de floor. He was at rescyou event, and waz berry shai ad first. Handlers sed didnt no wad wud du, but goggie lick mai hand. His tail was clamped. Lader, he waz plain wid udder goggies an awl waggie. He got adobbted an sumeune got a wunnerful yung goggie!

          • sillyannz says:

            Well sed!! *applaws*

    • Skwrl says:

      Survival of the kittehst.

    • metsakins says:

      Hooman be on floorz!

  3. mary O'Spockn says:

    but i brings my own bag lunch! i gots no munnies!

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      goggie tehn offurs to share hims “bag lunch”- frum teh garbj.

      goggie sez: “youlikemenao youlikemenao youlikemenao?”

    • charlie74656 says:

      Kitteh haz much growin to do in new posishun. Will eatz ur lunch today but bringz munnies tomorrows!

    • Wilf_brim says:

      i haz bery koot piksure of our bengal kitteh (kitteh since eskaped from stoopie ex, dunno what happen to her :-( )when she wuz bebe, jus in haus. mai grayhoun reskoo, forrest, wuz habbing his supper (kibble) an teh bebe kitteh tooks sum. she wuz krunchie big kibble, and goggie lookin at her. big 70 lb goggie an bebe kitteh takin his fud. veryie funnie.

  4. silveriris says:

    kitteh wurl tayk owvur. let me show u it.

  5. Kim says:

    like teh boss wif teh big desk dat makes yoo sit in teh dinky chair

  6. Msfolly says:

    Obiously, teh kitteh is teh alpha “Dog” here…

  7. TheMadLibrarian says:

    Annywon member “A Crissmuss Story”, wen tehy would playe teh “Peter and teh Wuff” feem wheneveh teh neyborhood bully woud scare teh littel kids?

    Dum-da-dum-da-dum-dum-DUM-da-DUM-da DUMMMM!!!!!

    • LyP says:

      I luff Peter and teh Wuff! “‘Wut den,’ sed Granfather.” My fambily uses dat lien in membory of dat!

      My Daddee always did teh storytelling narration at teh library ebery yeer at de Crissmuss tiem! He wuz grate storyteller. I misses him! But am glad tu hab de chezfrens tu reed comminte frum all ober da whirled!

  8. bennie seys meow says:

    i feelz no pitey fur lowsee dahg. kitteh prospurs!

  9. Elvis says:

    At lees teh kitteh lettin teh goggie lay on hims liddle bed.
    If wuz googie, hims wud chaes teh kitteh offa teh smawl bed tu!

  10. Evelyn says:

    Ze dog iz lucky ta haz ze kitteh bed–you generous. Me hopes you let dog eat little bit of hiz food, toooooo!

  11. Skwrl says:

    Mewv ovea lil doggeh, big doggehs moovin in.

  12. Skwrl says:

    Wut u meen? Ai tinks it fit u purfectlee.

  13. Tucker says:

    I has not loled at a pic in manee moons (cept foar da debbul skwirel) but diss was a-may-zing! HOORAY FOAR PEGGY!!

  14. Jack Deth says:

    Dawggeh no can haz
    poazisshun ubz powurr 2
    neegoshee~ayt well

    Kitteh roolz t3h roost.
    Syze ubz Kitteh’z tuffitt iz
    dayr 4z awll 2 see

    Kitteh tellz Dawggeh
    2 maykz Hamsturr anz awwfurr
    himz cannawtz reefuze

    Oanlee feeng misseng
    iz Cheeburgrz. Dat willz beez
    remmedeed inz tyme :-)

    Jack.

    • SueBooKitteh says:

      Jack, luv “kitteh’s tuffit”!!!1! we definitely be changeeng what we use to call boring ol catbeds! Tuffit….hee hee!

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        alternate capshun fur picshure

        Synopsis of Episode 3 in the Muffit Family Saga: little miss goes to school,parts with beloved tuffit;power struggle ensues in her absence; spider spins off into new series with Georgie Porgie as guest star. (seelocallistingsfortime).

  15. no1 says:

    tohse bedz lukz new! lukz liek teh kitteh tookz furst pickz!

    btw, iz noob. iz ok to j0in uz?

  16. onceajinx says:

    Bullgoggee gits bulleed!

  17. zippycat says:

    omigudness! Dat goggie luuks jest like Sam hoo beelawnged tew my hubbycat’s fambly wai bakk wen. Sam has lawng been ober the ranebow brij, but i still misses him. Eben tho he wuzn’t MY goggie, he was my goggie, yoo kno wut I meen? He wud sit nekst to me awn the flor and leen on mai sholdr.. den he wud get closr and closr and *slurp* awn my cheek! I wud luuk at him and he wud be luukin awai liek “I didn’t do nuffin.” Iffen he cud wissel, he wud be wisselin an inosent toon!! He wuz sew funnee… I lubbed him berry mutch!

    But he wudn’t let the kitteh hab the bed .. iffen the kittehs akted up, he wud jest put a paw awn dem an lik lik lik dem till dey runned awai!! :D

    • gascat says:

      mai goggie, well, mai sisturs goggie, absolutlee adores our kitteh, when we had a ledge uip above the door, milo (the cat) would stay up there and pepper (the dog) would watch him for hours, we called that “kitteh T.V.”

      uv course, milo dusn’t hayte pepper NEERLY as much as he would lyke yu tu fink, bud dats a storee fur another tyme.

    • dd says:

      Gut storee. Nise mind pichers.

  18. Beth says:

    Very funny!

    My dog thinks she is a feline… lol

  19. Pittypat says:

    teh fat cats, kuz of a inter-gnashinal stock selloff an feers bowt a possibull receshun, cut itz benchmark by three-quarters today

  20. JAJEH says:

    Kitteh haz certenlee maed id cleer whuz in charge heer.

  21. MizHizzyFitz says:

    An we knowed who teh boss wuz all teh tyme…
    I jus hadda get rid ub mai big goggie (teh wun whoo used teh litterbawkses)cawse mai main kitteh squeeze kep atakkin dat biiiggg goggie. She mus not knowed jus hoaw litll she iz. But goggie gut gooood homez wif no alpha kittehs ta bodder hisself wit.
    Noaw I finded anudder goggie runnin in teh busy street. Losted frum hiz homes! His name iz Shelby.Him iz a poodle mixes. He iz bout teh same size az teh boss kitteh. Mai point iz, awls well dat ends well…no pun entynded.

  22. Wilf_brim says:

    dis remin me of a piksure i saw in teh newbs a wile ago. jk rowling (whut rote teh harie potter buks) adoped a grayhoun goggie reskoo. der is piksure of new goggie and old goggie, a jack russel. dems musta got a new bed fur grayhoun goggie, but jack russel took. piksure of of new grayhound on small bed, and jack russel on big goggie bed. found piksure, but it is in spanish…
    http://hpimagens.blogspot.com/2007/10/jkrowling-adoptou-uma-cadela.html

  23. Simpson says:

    Bulleh kittah iz whippin u

  24. Trina says:

    Did anyone else hear that Heath Ledger died? Anyone?

  25. two_kittehs says:

    The realization finally dawns on the goggie, that all ob uz exist to serve our kitteh
    lord and mastahs ebery wish and command.

  26. MishMel says:

    mai goggeh happehlee givz kitteh teh big kooshinz and himz kibbolz. he nose he haz 2 bye kittehs lurve.

  27. Trina says:

    iz berry sad..so youngz

  28. Pittypat says:

    Do u reely like me, Wally?
    I gess so.
    Do u like me a hole lot?
    Look Beev, dont get sloppy on me. I mite juss slug u one.

  29. Anycat says:

    All of your stories remind me o a Siamese Kitteh I had years ago. Tao was skitso and very protective of family and territory. She would follow the family everywhere – but always about 10 feet behind us – we called her the rear gard. A new neighbor moved into the house across the street, and saw the cat following us as we were walking. We stopped to say hello and durning the conversation he warned my husband about his big husky dog Duke would probably kill our cat. Well we were not too worried, because we had just seen her do too many numbers to the other dogs in the neighborhood. A few days after Duke moved in, I heard this vicious dog barking, sure enough Duke had found Tao. Duke came rushing into the back yard barking and growling as Tao sat calmly on the bottom step of the back porch. The cat did not run nor fluff up – she didn’t move a hair – and that caused the dog to slow down and approach more cautiously. When Duke was about a foot and a half away he stopped and streached his nose out to take a sniff of that cat that just sat there. The cat sprang and grabbed the dog around the forhead and started to scratching and biteing and kicking the dogs nose with her back claws. That poor dog could not see where he was going with Tao riding his face. Duke knew that the devil sure had him, and it was a different kind of noise he was making as he left the back yard with that cat on his face. Tao calmly dropped off Duke’s face when the dog reached the edge of our yard. Duke was a smart dog he never came into our yard again and when Tao followed us on our walks he would turn tail and run. I still lol everytime I tell that story. (sorry too much to tell in lolspeak)

    • gascat says:

      dat be good kitteh to show big meeny doggy no moor bein bully
      she b good potector of family

      Fishykitty

      • doctorcat says:

        oh hai, fishykitty. I hopes u haz a smile now. Comes here offen, we gots plenty.

        {{{fishykitty}}}

        • annyluvsprintie says:

          Hi from teh Teenytiny Ingerland Fishykitty! Glad ur joinin in wif us noaw!

        • Romeow says:

          Hai fishykitty!

          Nise to see u heer!

          Greetings frum AZ!

          • gascat says:

            hewo evebody! fanks fur awl da greatins i feels reely welcoom her nuw
            an yes doctercat i does hav a shmile now fanks too u guys!
            i pwomise too vote an coment evey day (even if i du haf homwerk)

            kthxsby
            fishykitty

      • gascat says:

        HAI FISHYKITTYYYYYY!!!!!

        haow r tings at home?

        is milo sittin awn mai bed?
        ahm shore he ees , eets wayre he spends most uv his tyme.

        ennyway, ai will leeve yu alone naow.

    • JAJEH says:

      Wow! What a fantastic cat! I wonder if she learned that in Kitrate class.

    • annyluvsprintie says:

      Hurray 4 Tao!

    • patticlan says:

      wonderful story

    • Romeow says:

      Anycat, that iz a grate storee! I’ve heard ov sum brave kittehs, but that taeks the caek!

    • SJ says:

      We used to liv next door to a beeeeg flooofy orinj kitteh – ackshully kitteh treated owr house like her own an wud cum in an sit awn teh sofa if u left teh door open at awl (laik if u wuz bringin groceries in from teh car) an ai wud find her about 2 hrs later awl curld up. If u woke her up she wud luk at u as if to say “wut u doin in mai hows? An whai isn’t u bringin me fud?”. NE wai, wun day I saw her sittin in frunt ob teh hows an dis hyooj fox came up teh rode. Kitteh jus luks at foxey wiv a “ai doan fink u wants to come into mai territory” expresshun awn her face. Foxey (who wus at least free times teh size of kitteh) stoppd ded an turned thro 180 degrees, like “ai didn’t wunt to go up tehr ennyway”. She wuz wun kik-@ss kitteh.

  30. rodney dill says:

    Kitteh wins bet on Giants vs. Packers game.

  31. catalogical humor says:

    dogg, for one, welcums hiz nu kitteh overlord

  32. Catherine says:

    Funny!

  33. Paula says:

    I love the look on that dog’s face!

  34. Adamjames@reevoo.com says:

    Jus vry subtle. nice. thx

  35. myfrisbee says:

    Bully kitteh ordurs goggie around. As it should be.

  36. IAU says:

    Imp!!!!

    I miss you….and Ottie too. :(

  37. Sam says:

    i hope this is fake that the dog aint sleeping in the CATS BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

  38. kam says:

    awww it looks just like my dog

  39. megan says:

    THE CAT PICS OF FUNNY CATS IS BRLILYINT.

  40. ruledbyfantima says:

    SPLORT! wat. soooooooooooooooo kwoot iz(is not I’s) teh splort tat it trolps’s me. (TROLPS =Bakwads SPLORT) Yea! Iz Savd!



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