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you lunch munny
and teh cycle of violence continues…
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you lunch munny
and teh cycle of violence continues…
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Teh shakedown — you gets it!!1!
Congratualations, TML! We’ll dance VERY QUIETLY so as not to disturb your library!
….. / ….. / ….. / ….. / (vewyvewy kwiyet conga)
*wispurz*hey,yew in teh back, watchout & pikup dat buk you jus kiked!
I iz — nawt sekund??? *falls over in faint* THUMP!!
Mebbe needs very dignigied quiet danse, appropriate to teh Kittehfather
“May I kiss your ring?”
no faynteeng in th3 libe! hard to call a code Q-U-I-E-T-L-E-E!
We duz ‘paw-van’. Is staterly walkunz kinda ‘prceshunal” dance frum da longs time agoes…. Findz it in da seben hunners, Iz tink…..
Gibben dat teh madleyebraireeyan iz nawtfurst, mebee we shuld does teh Stikanbukkit dans (solawng az we doez it kweyeitlee, ov kors)
Nise jowb TML!
I’m doing the Dewey Danse.
*wiggle wiggle shush shush*
*wiggle wiggle shush shush*
*wiggle wiggle shush shush*
Shurlee teh Deweydans goez like dis:
*Wun Too Free Fawr*
*Noyzee peeple owt teh dawr*
*Fiyve Siks Sebben Ayt*
*Lotsuv fynes f teh buks ah layte*
[iz a lyn-dans sortuv fing]
Oar:
*Wun Two sebben Point three two foar*
*Noyzee peeple owt teh dawr*
*Fyve Three Fyve Point Two Two Ayte*
*Lotsuv fynes f teh buks ah layte*
… cuz it’s teh Dewey Decimal system, yeh?
Congrachumalayshuns, TML
*in hushed tones*
Well dun TML. Rjoo feelin bettah now?
*fans TML wif catalogue*
BTW Eleanor, ai has been waytin 4 a lawng teim for sumwun to suggest a pavane. Klassy!
Much better, thankee. An thankoo, everyboddy, for teh spectaclar danse!
*eyes anny fanning wif catalogue*
Uh… you DO know we went digital and you are waving a whole computer??
*ducks*
Oh! So that’s why mi arms hertz!
Looks like its the natural order of things……
Notice that while disenfranchised dog looks longingly at his bed and its new occupant, kitteh does not deign to look his direction. Is satisfied that this be how it should be: KITTEHS GET FIRST CHOICE. PERIOD.
i lieks taht the goggie luks liek a pittybullkindobgoggie n teh kitteh has compleet controls ob him/her. pittybullkindobgoggies donut needs muzzels, tehy jess needs teh kittehs! (we has teh breed bans heer>donut liek.)
klarif…kalryr…maayk kleer pleez? duz yoo dun lyke da goggies or dun lyke da ban?
fanks.
teh bans on breeds. sum goggies is pussies no matter wut tehir jeens say.
Breed bans make very little sense. I have met a number of really lovlely pitbulls and have talked with their owners about how they act around cats, other dogs, and so on. This dog does not look like pure pitbull - so where do they draw the line? Half pit, quarter pit,looks like pit….The places that have the bans end up with a lot of lovely dogs on death row….and the people who have vicious dogs, still have them.
Troo - an its teh owners that are teh prblem, not teh goggies (ushally). Dis wunis teh imaj ov teh Staffy (Staffordshire Terrier) oar part-Staffy that dragged my Misterkitteh owf owr fenss and triedd to chew hims butt awff. Hims poor iddle claws wer all worn down to the kwik trying to cling awn to teh fenss as he was dragged awf. An he stil fawt bak thank G-d.
People (ok men) who have these unfortshunate dawgs oar dawg crosses as a style statement make me so angry. Moast ov them are encouaaged to be meen. They’re not necessarily - mai sista had wun half lab half staffy and she was sawft an sweet - an called Fudge!
*Coffs and clims awf soepbocz*
*Gasp*
What hapened to ur Misterkitteh?
Fortshunately he survived teh experiens - ai went running owt shrieking onlee wareing a denim shirt (!! ai was gettin into bed) an managed to separate them wiv teh halp(??) ov the goggies owner - hoo disappeared. I got Mister(who looks just liek teh Rorshak kitteh but wif a wite bellie) to the emergensy vet and he had himz butt stapled bak together. (owies) At first ai was skared himz bladder had been torn, but it wasn’t. An forshunately himz alreddy tutored or he wud hav lost those as well!. Thank G-d as ai sed, he put up a spirited fite or he mite have been ….. well, enewai he wasn’t an after a stai in hospital were teh nurses fell inluv wiv him, he cam hom ok. An his poynty ens grew bak too.
Whew! Fanku for asking,thats verri kind.
sew glad Misterkitteh okay naow. My Baggy also attak bi staffi and mannies brokns bones, but he okay naow. Goggie owner neber come rownd to see. Goggie hab mannie bludz tho, cuz of Baggy pointy endz.
*purrs frum Baggy to Misterkitteh*
pittybulldoggehs get bad rep. mah son’s doggeh Meri, so sugar, so sawft, very sawft mouf, neber grab tweat fum hand. terrified of kitteh (as shud be). bootiful gurl. but makk hard for him find rental house cuz has “vicious” doggeh. plz. just meet her, kthx. sheesh.
happy dance for misterkitteh, survivor!!!
Aim glad bote kittehs survived ok. A lot ub doz bad goggies aren’t pure pitbull..dey offen crozzes wid udder breeds, offen boxers or dalmashuns.
Ef ai had tu confront one ub deez, ai wud taek along some bleech, or ammonia, or at leest detergent. OVen cleaner spray mebbe. Sumtin laik dat. Shoot it in goggie’s face to maek let go. Mait du serious damage, but ai’d risk it. Sum ub deeze goggies amoze impossible to fait awf. Hard part wud be not getting stuff on victim. Mebbe try to drop jacket or sumtin on vickim (wheder aminal or hyoomin.) If owner der, he haz tu count ub tree tu get hiz dog off.
Ai med a liddle pitbull goggie dat sumeone had traied to maek vishus, and poor lil guy was juz scared to deff! No vishus bones or cell anyware on him. Forshunadelee, he had been rescued. Dey say wen dey get him, he wudnt get off de floor. He was at rescyou event, and waz berry shai ad first. Handlers sed didnt no wad wud du, but goggie lick mai hand. His tail was clamped. Lader, he waz plain wid udder goggies an awl waggie. He got adobbted an sumeune got a wunnerful yung goggie!
Well sed!! *applaws*
Survival of the kittehst.
Hooman be on floorz!
but i brings my own bag lunch! i gots no munnies!
goggie tehn offurs to share hims “bag lunch”- frum teh garbj.
goggie sez: “youlikemenao youlikemenao youlikemenao?”
Kitteh says: “I will look at your food and take what I want. Try to stop me and I will soundly slap you.”
th3 paw wap ov def! U gettsin it!
*wappity wappity wappity*
50 lashes wiff a wet noodle,
(wun of teh funniest things aive eber seed awn tihs syte is taht lyne rite there)
purrfect impreshun of goggie enfusiasm!
Kitteh haz much growin to do in new posishun. Will eatz ur lunch today but bringz munnies tomorrows!
i haz bery koot piksure of our bengal kitteh (kitteh since eskaped from stoopie ex, dunno what happen to her
)when she wuz bebe, jus in haus. mai grayhoun reskoo, forrest, wuz habbing his supper (kibble) an teh bebe kitteh tooks sum. she wuz krunchie big kibble, and goggie lookin at her. big 70 lb goggie an bebe kitteh takin his fud. veryie funnie.
kitteh wurl tayk owvur. let me show u it.
they tooked away teh goggie’s bed, but idid nawt speek out bekuz i yam nawt a goggie,
tehy tooked away teh lolrus’s bukkit, but i did nawt halp becuz i yam nawt a lolrus,
tehy tehy camed to taek me awayz adn dere wus nowun left to halp.
tehre coming tu take me away haha,
there coming to take me away haha hehe hoho
to teh funny farm where life is beaustiful evereday and thoes nise yung men in tehre cleen wyte kotes are coming to take me away hahaaaa!!
(sry, felt ai had tu lyten teh mood)
good idear. i wuz gonna puts
tehy tooked away teh polarbearz ice butz i duznt like ice ennyways.
duz teh phunneepharm has a nawty barn?
wut maeks you fink i wud kno?
Cuz da meninwitecotes alreddee taked us away!!
ai thawt teh meninwitecotes jus baykded an rowde arownd in dere horseybuggeyz awl day.
iz gud remyindr of wy to speek fr dose hoo caynt.
like teh boss wif teh big desk dat makes yoo sit in teh dinky chair
da won wif da weerd staynz…
and hee takes yore stapler, eben though he alreddy haz won.
“My red stapler. I believe you have it.”
Office Space FTW!!!1
Obiously, teh kitteh is teh alpha “Dog” here…
Annywon member “A Crissmuss Story”, wen tehy would playe teh “Peter and teh Wuff” feem wheneveh teh neyborhood bully woud scare teh littel kids?
Dum-da-dum-da-dum-dum-DUM-da-DUM-da DUMMMM!!!!!
I luff Peter and teh Wuff! “‘Wut den,’ sed Granfather.” My fambily uses dat lien in membory of dat!
My Daddee always did teh storytelling narration at teh library ebery yeer at de Crissmuss tiem! He wuz grate storyteller. I misses him! But am glad tu hab de chezfrens tu reed comminte frum all ober da whirled!
i feelz no pitey fur lowsee dahg. kitteh prospurs!
At lees teh kitteh lettin teh goggie lay on hims liddle bed.
If wuz googie, hims wud chaes teh kitteh offa teh smawl bed tu!
Ze dog iz lucky ta haz ze kitteh bed–you generous. Me hopes you let dog eat little bit of hiz food, toooooo!
Mewv ovea lil doggeh, big doggehs moovin in.
george thourogood ftw!
did ai geddit? didai geddit?
Yep, ai sings george purrohgood.
YAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ditten Hank Williams sing dat one, too?
Way looong tiem agoes?
(I iz nawt so yung…
*sigh*
It wuz George Throgood sings Hank Williams from 1948. No, iz not that old, used to work in radio stations, loves de trivia.