Sisyphus-cat…
…tries again
and again, and again and again… wuts dis sisyphus? wikipedia sez…
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
“When this sucker hatches I’m gonna have fried chicken for weeks.”
You is has first. I is has LOL’s. Win-win.
Man I hat syphilis. Oh wait…Sisyphus. Right. The guy that pushed the big watermelon up a hill for eternity. He had syphilis, y’know.
Dis a wunnerful not sekund, RD. What saleebratioin you like? We getz a Greek Chorus to chant for joo? Maybe we duz da chicken dance wif our CHGs on? Joorchoice. Joo da CheezFrend ob da dai!
I haz a Melon!
Congrats on Nawt Sekind.
I dans for you - perhaps hawain dans as on beech?
hula hula hula hoo
hula hula hula hoo
sway hipz
sway hips
hula hula hula hoo
hula hula hula hoo
Oar we cudz do Zorba’s danss?
*linkz arms on shoulders, twist an kik*
Dur duhduhduh *an speedin up*
dur dhduhdhudhduh *lil faster*
(get sum dishes reddy to frow around-)
Oh grate idea, alp!!!! Just needz teh rite dans to get us awl mooving!
dur duhduhdhudhduh *tad faster yet*
*throwing teh dishus* CRASH!!! SMASH!! Whoooo Hoooo!!!
(an conga ratz to yoo, rd frum Meeshegun!)
Joynz in.
>bringz Ouzo and Retsina too<
opa!
I brot sum Hummus and Baklava fur teh partee!
Excellent commint, RD!
*danse danse*
*drink eet drink eet*
*danse danse*
*runs awai before I hab to cleen up Janet’s borked dishus*
kitteh thimks:
“tutlol soops….mmmm…turtlol soops…..ennydai nao…..turtlol soops….dis bedder be werf it!!“
Me luvs how kitteh in waterz and luk ov conshentrashon on hiz face ^_^ so cute.
You right, Kelly. Dis kitteh meens bizness — haz srs luk of deturrminayshun on fayse.
stubbrn, i has it.
Determinashun, ai has it 2.
nawt stubbirn, nawt detourmind, jus ful ob happee.
wen i werk 4 a certain costyoom dessiner, i lyk 2 sai “She iz nawt stubborn. She haz STANDARDS!!
Uh oh kitteh, remembr wut happend last time sumbuddy tried to hatch teh diny sore egg!!! (ok, a leegul professhunul got eated. But udder stuff wuz bad)
velociraptors is practically chickens.
“you’ll never look at birds the same way again, will you?”
JP! ftw!!
U wantz dhis Uropeen graype, U cums heer & getz it, ktkxbai!
I keeps stoopy waddermelon from floatin awai. Nao u trade for tunee fish samiches.
Beech pikanik tu much trubl.
is last time i violate teh lawz
of fyzziks?
dat 2
waz takin bout greek lawz tho
Big joke. Small audience. Was funny, though.
cSmall audience LOLded!
Ok - ai dint wanna doo this - but if cSmal iz reelee laffing - ai can no longer resist.
*whispurs* Ai don’t get it. Can sum wun pleez enliten mee??
I just wunnerin whut dat melon turnz into at de top uv da hill…. grayps mebbee?
Sum funneh beechball. Too hevvi an no bownce.
but deelishus wif vodka
but srsly, wtf r a wattermellin an a kitteh doyng in teh swim?
Dass wut I was finkin: Hm, a cat wif a watermelon in a lake. Huh?
liek a fish wiv a bysikul!
iz sisyphus, himz can duz it foar no reezun at awl, rly.
From Wikipedia: In Greek mythology, Sisyphus (Σίσυφος) (IPA: /ˈsɪsɨfəs/) was a king punished in the Tartarus by being cursed to roll a huge boulder up a hill, only to watch it roll down again, and repeat this throughout eternity.
suks 2 b Sisyphus, huh?
naw, sisyphus b happee, cuz himz b nawt in teh unnerwerld.
Sowns berry like mai job. Wuz he teh guy hoo got hims livver peckd owt by teh birdies oar wuz dat sumbuddy else?
Mai ignorunce of teh histry / myffs - let me show u it.
Noes,dat woz Prometheus - he dun stoled fyre from the gawdz. Was chayned to a rawk so himz liver cud be snanx 4 a neegle. Nawt so grate acshully.
Snax, ai ment snax.
O and wile aise been miffgeek - Tartarus is teh unnerwerld - teh part were peeps are punnished.
Dat’s teh guy. Fanx annyluvsprintie.
Is Kitteh Hasselhoff, saevin teh larj meloms from drowneng… jus lyk in teh sho.
Hur hur hur….
lolz lolz lolz
Yess, I unnerstan about sisyfuss, but I juss curious bout teh picture. a cat in teh watter, or lake, or wutevver, pushin on a wattermellon - dis is not a natural seen. How dees fings come togethur? Is a pozed seen for teh camera?
Dat be mai thowt prosess exaclee, why dis pichur, or why sumbudee mayk dis pichur?
Strayjer tings hav happend, tho….
Ur rite, it doosn’t make sense no how. Kittehs don’t poze unless dere in teh pozition of tehr choice. Like sleepin on a bed, or nom nom noming teh gushie fud. Pickture is photo-chopped an Iz stoopy, I gess.
I was thinkin’ the same thing! But there are cats who do like water, maybe 1 in 10,000, but there are.
r u shure dis funneh lukin ball huz da legandry golden chezbrgr?
oh yes kyoot kitteh.. it haz goldn chezbrgr. juss sit nekst to it an wayt!!! kan ai snorgle joo whiyl joo wayt?
fedex kitteh is going to paint a happy face
on the mellon
an call it Wilson?
(I furgits teh name of teh moovie–wuz it “Castaway”? Wif Tom Hanks.)
yuppers
win!
i be curius to why teh kitteh be having wadermellon at teh beach. Iz piknik?
Kitteh tryin to ketch Lawkness Monster?
Nezzie etz meelan?
kitteh tryin difrent baitz, wun gotsa werk, think uv nom nom nom noms fur mannee kittehs wif beached Nezzie!!1!
Ohh. That one straaange picsher. Been traveling. Negativ effex of jet-lag on cleberness. Let me shows you them.
“Rollin, rollin, rollin,
Keep dat mellon rollin
Keep dat mellon rollin
Rawhide……
(Sorry. Iz bery, bery old an ussa watch da boots and shoots shows wen I was a kid jus to see da horses… Unforunen…unfurt….sadly, I rememer all da songs)
wayne wind and wezur
heww bent fur lezur…
wishin momcat was by
maisaaaaaaaaaaaid
Awl teh tings ah’m missin’
Guid vittles, luv, an kyssin’
R waytin @ teh end ob mai ryde
Move ‘em out, head ‘em up
Head ‘em up, move ‘em on
Move ‘em out, head ‘em up:
Rawhyde
Cut ‘em out, ride ‘em in
Ride ‘em in, cut ‘em out
Cut ‘em out, ride ‘em in:
Rawhyde!
Hah! hah!