Comments on: Messiah cat

By: saveourcatz

saveourcatz — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:43:35 +0000

saveourcatz sir!!

By: saveourcatz

saveourcatz — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:41:15 +0000

saveourcatz!!saveourcatz!!saveourcatz!!saveourcatz!!saveourcatz!!

By: brendan

brendan — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:31:51 +0000

Ceiling cat son before bible

By: hotdog

hotdog — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:18:14 +0000

FAIL

By: james

james — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:48:27 +0000

iz not messiah. iz bery norti kitteh.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 03:59:20 +0000

yesh, yoo are ober qualified for curry ographer. but tahts berry gud, since i yam way under qwalified to bee yin charge.

now would bee a gud time for a coup day tah. ennybodee innerested?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:19:19 +0000

Wii also haz Kitekat brand gushy fud in Grate Britayn. Nawt so funnee tho, when U haz had it fur yeerz b4 LOLspeek.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:40:00 +0000

Ah can cook curreez leik an Indian rest your auntie dooz; R I a curry ografur?

By: Hitta

Hitta — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:23:52 +0000

yeah holi grayl iz betr tho

By: booradley'scat

booradley'scat — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:31:42 +0000

hee hee!! dis de bestest post uv all – gud one catalogical! stil laffin!

By: booradley'scat

booradley'scat — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:27:27 +0000

Aneebody wut watchez de montee pyfons wud srsly be abl to smile at tis post. Abeebody wut not watchez de montee pyfons….wut dey noes enyway?

By: gascat

gascat — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:31:07 +0000

beri gud fishykitteh!
yuz ‘membern yur choir songz frum mani yers bak!

awwwwh…… I hab such gud bebe kittehz…..

momcat

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:23:17 +0000

adn sumtimes sumfin izn’t dere wen yu start typin but itz dere when yurz posts so it luks reely goofie.

that’s my storee, ennyways.

did i tell you i had reeeeeely brilliant commentz taht got eeated by wurdpress?
just teh stoopy wuns ob mine gets thru.

By: gascat

gascat — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:37:16 +0000

wade in da wada wad in da waader peopls wad in da wada gods agana twoubl da wada

By: I_dans_dans_dans

I_dans_dans_dans — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:23:18 +0000

Oh hai momcat! Iz sooo soree to hab missed teh partee 4 Fisheykitteh. Ai went bak an enjoid the partee vicar… vikair.. frum da sydlynes. Cheezfrenz maded it a reel tyme to remememembr.. Whatta Partee!!!

{{{{{{Fisheykitteh}}}}}}

Manee, manee morez….

Good wishez r lik good frenz – Yu kan nebber haz 2 manee of eether….

By: Simpson

Simpson — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:53:43 +0000

moses kittah iz leedin a battle on googies

relase mah peeple, sez moses kittah

By: insanityinside

insanityinside — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:42:22 +0000

Oooh! Did Ceiling Cat send him?

By: mikeski

mikeski — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:30:50 +0000

Kitteh, yer amayzeeng.

Noe, Ai am betta dan dat.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:09:55 +0000

Srsly? Eberywun? Den why dint *I* gid a goat? Huh, mummeh, pleez can I hav a goat?

AWL de kittehs got wun but meh!

*pout*

By: jjtucker

jjtucker — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:56:06 +0000

i think we all hadded the funnest time. i haven’t felt like i was 12 and at a party for a looong time!

thank you for all the fun!

By: brotherlove

brotherlove — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:44:34 +0000

Amaranth’ng n rayving ovr this clevr reply.

By: kag

kag — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:38:34 +0000

I swares. If stoopee waddermellon flotes off 1 more tyme I just gonna let it go.

By: Sigma

Sigma — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:35:08 +0000

I sort of expected this one to get marked as potentially offensive, or at least bring up the KiteKat parallel.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:18:45 +0000

Jesus Christ it’s Jesus Christ! Get in the lion! Car! Wait…what?

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:08:53 +0000

Dr. Jungcat sez sin-kron-issity.

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:06:47 +0000

Hai, JCH4Kz:

Wut iz dayr 2 hayt?
Kitteh Karma Konunndrum
happenz kwyte a lawtz

Itz reemyndz Hewminz
dat Kittehz arz at Centurr
ubz t3h Yooniburss

MAYJUR DUNNDEE habz
lawtza clevvurr lynez. Wun ubz
Sam Pekkinnpaw’z best!

Jack.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:05:17 +0000

oo…I shudda red teh odder comments furst *facepaw*

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:04:23 +0000

Dis lil kitteh looks skinnay… Bellee awl sunk in awn da sides, but hangin down underneef….

Mebbe just da way kitteh is turnd…. Ketch a fishee, kitteh!

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:03:31 +0000

You barley smiled? Mebbe you should try the rye?

By: Teho

Teho — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:02:00 +0000

wow, that’s pretty surreal

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:01:23 +0000

Saran dipidee-doo!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:56:25 +0000

Cuz ur in gud rithum wif teh uniberse.

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:51:59 +0000

so hard to wayt dat lawng!!!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:51:08 +0000

Nawt yet, onlee PS duz! Ecksbawx wurkin awn it. Wii nawt has kontrolers, imajin dat!

Da fyootcher uv gaymin, gatherin dust by ma teebee…

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:48:00 +0000

I wanna clime on da big Farisee jungle jim ting, dat lukt liek fun!

R mebbee lay down, eet grayps an seeng C’mon, yoo Keeng uv da Jooz!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:44:57 +0000

Sowy, TK, I didn’t see ur postie yet.

Note to seff: reed eberyfing before u start typing.
I’m doin it rong!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:36:35 +0000

Oooo, Oooo, pic meh, pic meh!
I wanna plai, too. I noe awl teh wurds and I can sing ebery wurk off key – promiss.
Put meh in coach!

JCH4K – WARE R U!!! We needz u fur dis produkshun!

Quik – get outta hand! We can has 2 sellabrashuns, iffs we want.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:31:44 +0000

Izn’t KiteCat teh sun ov Ceiling Cat?

Mebee dis iz a bebeh KiteCat?

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:19:01 +0000

Mark Cohn kitteh singz sweetlee:

Letz go down to teh sound tonite.
Tide is low an we can wawlk on waddur.

Reel me in under taht starree lite.
Jus liek a fisherman’s dawter . . .

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:16:41 +0000

whut a sweet/sad/phunnee pikshoor, de kitteh swimmin an cryin sawftlee awl de way

*awww*

By: Teho

Teho — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:07:13 +0000

no moar fr dis wun, beertender! hep me get her in teh cab?…

By: charlie74656

charlie74656 — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:02:54 +0000

I am Tribble ov Borg. Mi dezignashun iz Seben ob Lebenty-millionz-nine-hunnerz-n-nine!

*shudderz*

Resistenz iz fertile!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:55:26 +0000

Oh – A haetz it wehn this happens. Ai wuz just going to commint on hao wunderuful az alwwaiz the poem iz – an ai haz just shortlee befoar returned hoam an turned awn TV to movee _ “MAJOR DUNDEE.” An sumwun just sayed “We’ll just have to walk on water.”

Happenz awl the time. What IZZ taht!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:49:25 +0000

*overwhelmeded bai teh brillyunce, fawls to flore in a ded faynt* *thud*

By: bubbyscranky

bubbyscranky — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:36:21 +0000

LOL! When I visited Australia, dey has teh kite kat gushy foods. I almost died laffin, but nobody else gotted it. Btw, kite cat r black and white so I finks dis kitteh is close. Kite cat or no, is very kyoot.

By: Maus

Maus — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:14:21 +0000

Leadeth me beside distillled waters?

By: AlehKitteh

AlehKitteh — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:13:02 +0000

Mah goggie do dat, too. Him walking out on lilli pads. Him swim gud becaws him is lab, but him awlso berry hevy an hard to pooll out wile laffin so muchness. Make pixture us all wet from goggie shakies.

Him nawt to brite. Doo it agin. Wii still laffin. Wii awlso still wet.

By: LN

LN — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:59:22 +0000

Iz 1rst lafs 2! but not sure kitteh can swim. uzer, big kitteh waht one day roamz on uvver side of creek near r house nawt sure how to getz back. criez real loud – we call himz name, and ftw, him start swim’n all teh 20 m wif all time softly crying, us r inkrjing, himz not gives up! teh happi aftwdz.

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:39:34 +0000

Summ tymez Kitteh muss
duz feengz nawt noarmull. 2
walkz awn Wetz iz wun

Wetz feelz weerdz awn pawz,
butz Kitteh needz 2 travill.
So Kitteh moovs awn

Pawz juss tuch t3h Wetz
az Kitteh dashez frum wun
rawk 2 t3h nexxt wun

Dat wuz nawt so badz!
Mommeh andz uddurr Kittehz
mayz nawtz beeleev himz

Kitteh willz keepz paws
dirtee az prufe ubz Kitteh’z
mirakkyooluss trek!

Jack.

By: pb

pb — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:39:03 +0000

verry much win and awsum too.

HERE ARE some belated international airport-jetplane-train-happy-birthday-wishes to fishycat

and big wow to whole cheeze community fer sumfing very speshil to see.