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Messiah cat

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de early yearz

Messiah cat can does other tricks wif teh waters…

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Tribble

Phishing…Eye can do it!

two_kittehs

what kind of dans does you want?
A Star Trek inspired on?
May beez a Klingon war danse?

Tribble

dapanfurkitteh an eye haz tie. dapanfurkitteh, u pik danse.

But Klingon war danse soun intereztin. Eye’ll bring da blood wine.

kittehlurve

“If tehres 1 ting in mai lief tahts missin
Is teh tiem taht I spends alown
Saylin on teh kul n brite cleer water
Is kind ob a speshul feelin
Owt on teh see alown
Stayrin at teh full moon liek a luber….”

gremlin

Wel, ai wuz born in de sine uv wattur . . .

 
JAJEH

Happee birdday! Izza rounheer sumeplaz!

 
sawa

kittehlurve, I lurve yoo.

I hab not fawt ov dat song in YEERS.

I am ostraylyun libbing in da yookay an yor post sent me of on a odas … oddi … grate voyage 2 fynd awl da musik ov my yoof. I hav spnd my aftanoon lis’nin an boppin away lyk a total LOONATIC.

Sum ov da best fun I had in a wyl. Thuruly recomend it!!

 
kittehlurve

Its 1 ob mai favrit songs. I sings it awl teh time wen teh co-irkers n nudder hyoomins pisses me offs. It got playded heer (in Canada aka Kanukistan) lots on teh raydeeo.

 
 
 
paws4thot

U nawt hab teh Klingonz goin “DOES NAWT WANTZ!!” wehn dhey see U?

mary O'Spockn

i wuz wundrin about taht- tribbles purr fur eberybody but Klingonz!!! But tehy doooo purr for Vulcanz ;D

mary O'Spockn

But wee still habn’t danzed teh nawtsekondstiedtogetdderbytehtails dance.!!

On the JesusChristSuperstarTheme (see comments below) , I purrrsonally lub teh “I Dont Know How to Love Him” but it would reqwire a bettuh singeh tahn i yam, (where’s JCH4K??)

oh, wutz teh wun frum JCS about “how you let teh thingz you do get so out of hand?”
sounds kinda appropoe er aprppruhp, er, like it wud fit .

 
Maus

That’s from the title song Mary: Jesus Christ Superstar

Everytime I look at you I don’t understand
Why you let the things you did get so out of hand
You’d have managed better if you’d had it planned
Why’d you choose such a backward time and such a strange land?

 
paws4thot

Heer, we kan awl sing leik teh opera starz, and dans leik a leed in teh bally.

 
mary O'Spockn

fanks, i forgotted taht!

in light of taht reminder, letz put on a BEEEG production number of teh title song wif lowtz of pizzazz. we can has a curry ographer adn orkestra?

pads away to findz rekording to praktise teh wurdz.

p.s. itz nawt too late four teh tiedbytehtails to choose sumfin else- we haznt gotted out of hand.

yet.

 
SJ

Lotsa pizzas? Ok, hoo wants ann show vees?

 
Romeow

Oooo, Oooo, pic meh, pic meh!
I wanna plai, too. I noe awl teh wurds and I can sing ebery wurk off key - promiss.
Put meh in coach!

JCH4K - WARE R U!!! We needz u fur dis produkshun!

Quik - get outta hand! We can has 2 sellabrashuns, iffs we want.

 
onceajinx

I wanna clime on da big Farisee jungle jim ting, dat lukt liek fun!

R mebbee lay down, eet grayps an seeng C’mon, yoo Keeng uv da Jooz!

 
paws4thot

Ah can cook curreez leik an Indian rest your auntie dooz; R I a curry ografur?

 
mary O'Spockn

yesh, yoo are ober qualified for curry ographer. but tahts berry gud, since i yam way under qwalified to bee yin charge.

now would bee a gud time for a coup day tah. ennybodee innerested?

 
 
Tribble

Wii can haz Klingon war danze, wit owt Klingonz. Wii can sing drinking storiez bout ower battlez, jus lyke Klingonz. Tribblez haz de great poysuned quadrotritakalie massicur tu sing bout. An da great beaming ober tu da Klingon ship frum da Enterprize battle.
Iz relevant tu ower interestz.

mary O'Spockn

yay, tribbles!
wunder if any tribbuls wuz ebber assimilayded by teh Borgz?

 
annyluvsprintie

Wuddn’t bee moar likelee to be teh odder wai around?

Tehy can take over evrywhere, dose tribbles.

 
charlie74656

I am Tribble ov Borg. Mi dezignashun iz Seben ob Lebenty-millionz-nine-hunnerz-n-nine!

*shudderz*

Resistenz iz fertile!

 
 
 
 
 
 
dapanferkitteh

He growd up too bee ceiling cat? Oar iz son of ceiling cat?

two_kittehs

I didn’t sees your commint before I madez mine.
Repitition I haz it or is it GMTA?

Concats on being tied up with Tribble!

dapanferkitteh

GMTA, 2k!

tank oo

 
 
Squeaky Bean

Iz son of ceiling cat!

Romeow

Izn’t KiteCat teh sun ov Ceiling Cat?

Mebee dis iz a bebeh KiteCat?

 
 
 
Tribble

Argh…still haz tu get mye paws wet

 
dapanferkitteh

Nice nawt sekond, Trib! wee can has tie?

Tribble

Ob course dapanferkitteh! Dat bee great phun.

SJ

*ties dapanferkitteh an Tribble togevver an runs away gigglolling*

Tribble

Ha Ha SJ, berri phunnie…now cum bak an let uz go. SJ? SJ?
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!

SJ

“SJ is nawt abaylabl to take ur cry fer help jus nao. Plz leev ur message, togedder wiv ur name, number an pitiful entreeties after teh beep an she’ll get bak tu u, just as soon as she stops laffin. Kthxbai. *BEEP*”

mary O'Spockn

gigglol :pitiful entreaties-

hmmmm taht sounds like it has sumfin to do wif treets. I can has treeties?

 
spykesmom

*waykes frum a ded sleep*

did ai juss heer “TREETS?”

 
Tribble

SJ, u furgetz, eye iz boi scowt leeder. Eye alwayz “bee prepareded” wit mye poket nife.
Eye lauph in da phace uff ur notz! Ni!

(Eye haz Klingon d’k tahg tu, but dat anodder stori.)

 
 
 
spykesmom

LOL…ai’m awlways frettening to tie mah kittehs’ tayls togevver n frow dem ober teh klose lyne.

 
dapanferkitteh

*struggles wif nawts*

hey! dat nawt funee! Oh kay, yah, it iz.

 
 
 
 
Tribble

Let mye cheez peeps go or wii can has playguz.

kittehlurve

or wii plays gitarhero?

onceajinx

Nawt yet, onlee PS duz! Ecksbawx wurkin awn it. Wii nawt has kontrolers, imajin dat!

Da fyootcher uv gaymin, gatherin dust by ma teebee…

 
 
 
 
stend

look !!! I can run thru puddles !!!

what do you mean, yur doin it wrng?

 
 
two_kittehs

Is this kitekat, the son of ceiling cat?

 
bubbyscranky

LOL! When I visited Australia, dey has teh kite kat gushy foods. I almost died laffin, but nobody else gotted it. Btw, kite cat r black and white so I finks dis kitteh is close. Kite cat or no, is very kyoot.

paws4thot

Wii also haz Kitekat brand gushy fud in Grate Britayn. Nawt so funnee tho, when U haz had it fur yeerz b4 LOLspeek.

 
 
Romeow

Sowy, TK, I didn’t see ur postie yet.

Note to seff: reed eberyfing before u start typing.
I’m doin it rong!

onceajinx

so hard to wayt dat lawng!!!

mary O'Spockn

adn sumtimes sumfin izn’t dere wen yu start typin but itz dere when yurz posts so it luks reely goofie.

that’s my storee, ennyways.

did i tell you i had reeeeeely brilliant commentz taht got eeated by wurdpress?
just teh stoopy wuns ob mine gets thru.

 
 
 
 
Maus

Prove to me that you’re no fool
Walk across my swimming pool

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Jesus Christ Superstar - FTW!!

 
 
minh

1) wark on
2) chaynge into wien - nom nom nom ov fadder sun & holey sprite

nxt kneed smll ded thang for praktiss for Lzrs

 
Kanakitty

Sum1 find hem John de Baptist kitteh. Hem neez to be cleen 4 da savun ov da soulz!

 
designer kitteh

Oh hai. Just ridin mah croc across the swamp. uz cant see him.

 
 
gascat

OT Fanks to AWL mai cheesefriens for gibben da fishey kitteh such a wunerful burthday present! She was sooooo happi, weiz printed dem off fur hers an shez gonna maks a collage to puts ona burthday cupz she gotz
I awlwaiz new y guiez wunerfull, n yestaday u provd it.
Fishykitteh haben hard timz, not smile muchez, yestadai she smili awl dai!

momcat n gascat (himz gud big brudder)

mary O'Spockn

it waz a pleshure.
thanx mushes fur allowing uz to be a part of athe berry speshul ockashun.

Yay! fishykitteh!
Yay,momcat & gudbigbrudder!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Mary - let mee taek this oppotewnitee to say hao much a LUVED yr troolee grate finsih fur teh alphabet lizt - ai doo nawt see hau it cud hav been bedder!

mary O'Spockn

*blushes* i did a happytail danz wehn teh idear poppd into my wddle hed. glad i gotz it rite! phwew!