Messiah cat
de early yearz
Messiah cat can does other tricks wif teh waters…
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Phishing…Eye can do it!
what kind of dans does you want?
A Star Trek inspired on?
May beez a Klingon war danse?
dapanfurkitteh an eye haz tie. dapanfurkitteh, u pik danse.
But Klingon war danse soun intereztin. Eye’ll bring da blood wine.
“If tehres 1 ting in mai lief tahts missin
Is teh tiem taht I spends alown
Saylin on teh kul n brite cleer water
Is kind ob a speshul feelin
Owt on teh see alown
Stayrin at teh full moon liek a luber….”
tiem fur a kuul chanj…
Wel, ai wuz born in de sine uv wattur . . .
Happee birdday! Izza rounheer sumeplaz!
kittehlurve, I lurve yoo.
I hab not fawt ov dat song in YEERS.
I am ostraylyun libbing in da yookay an yor post sent me of on a odas … oddi … grate voyage 2 fynd awl da musik ov my yoof. I hav spnd my aftanoon lis’nin an boppin away lyk a total LOONATIC.
Sum ov da best fun I had in a wyl. Thuruly recomend it!!
Its 1 ob mai favrit songs. I sings it awl teh time wen teh co-irkers n nudder hyoomins pisses me offs. It got playded heer (in Canada aka Kanukistan) lots on teh raydeeo.
U nawt hab teh Klingonz goin “DOES NAWT WANTZ!!” wehn dhey see U?
i wuz wundrin about taht- tribbles purr fur eberybody but Klingonz!!! But tehy doooo purr for Vulcanz ;D
But wee still habn’t danzed teh nawtsekondstiedtogetdderbytehtails dance.!!
On the JesusChristSuperstarTheme (see comments below) , I purrrsonally lub teh “I Dont Know How to Love Him” but it would reqwire a bettuh singeh tahn i yam, (where’s JCH4K??)
oh, wutz teh wun frum JCS about “how you let teh thingz you do get so out of hand?”
sounds kinda appropoe er aprppruhp, er, like it wud fit .
That’s from the title song Mary: Jesus Christ Superstar
Everytime I look at you I don’t understand
Why you let the things you did get so out of hand
You’d have managed better if you’d had it planned
Why’d you choose such a backward time and such a strange land?
Heer, we kan awl sing leik teh opera starz, and dans leik a leed in teh bally.
fanks, i forgotted taht!
in light of taht reminder, letz put on a BEEEG production number of teh title song wif lowtz of pizzazz. we can has a curry ographer adn orkestra?
pads away to findz rekording to praktise teh wurdz.
p.s. itz nawt too late four teh tiedbytehtails to choose sumfin else- we haznt gotted out of hand.
yet.
Lotsa pizzas? Ok, hoo wants ann show vees?
Oooo, Oooo, pic meh, pic meh!
I wanna plai, too. I noe awl teh wurds and I can sing ebery wurk off key – promiss.
Put meh in coach!
JCH4K – WARE R U!!! We needz u fur dis produkshun!
Quik – get outta hand! We can has 2 sellabrashuns, iffs we want.
I wanna clime on da big Farisee jungle jim ting, dat lukt liek fun!
R mebbee lay down, eet grayps an seeng C’mon, yoo Keeng uv da Jooz!
Ah can cook curreez leik an Indian rest your auntie dooz; R I a curry ografur?
yesh, yoo are ober qualified for curry ographer. but tahts berry gud, since i yam way under qwalified to bee yin charge.
now would bee a gud time for a coup day tah. ennybodee innerested?
Wii can haz Klingon war danze, wit owt Klingonz. Wii can sing drinking storiez bout ower battlez, jus lyke Klingonz. Tribblez haz de great poysuned quadrotritakalie massicur tu sing bout. An da great beaming ober tu da Klingon ship frum da Enterprize battle.
Iz relevant tu ower interestz.
yay, tribbles!
wunder if any tribbuls wuz ebber assimilayded by teh Borgz?
Wuddn’t bee moar likelee to be teh odder wai around?
Tehy can take over evrywhere, dose tribbles.
I am Tribble ov Borg. Mi dezignashun iz Seben ob Lebenty-millionz-nine-hunnerz-n-nine!
*shudderz*
Resistenz iz fertile!
He growd up too bee ceiling cat? Oar iz son of ceiling cat?
I didn’t sees your commint before I madez mine.
Repitition I haz it or is it GMTA?
Concats on being tied up with Tribble!
GMTA, 2k!
tank oo
Iz son of ceiling cat!
Izn’t KiteCat teh sun ov Ceiling Cat?
Mebee dis iz a bebeh KiteCat?
Argh…still haz tu get mye paws wet
Nice nawt sekond, Trib! wee can has tie?
Ob course dapanferkitteh! Dat bee great phun.
*ties dapanferkitteh an Tribble togevver an runs away gigglolling*
Ha Ha SJ, berri phunnie…now cum bak an let uz go. SJ? SJ?
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!
“SJ is nawt abaylabl to take ur cry fer help jus nao. Plz leev ur message, togedder wiv ur name, number an pitiful entreeties after teh beep an she’ll get bak tu u, just as soon as she stops laffin. Kthxbai. *BEEP*”
gigglol :pitiful entreaties-
hmmmm taht sounds like it has sumfin to do wif treets. I can has treeties?
*waykes frum a ded sleep*
did ai juss heer “TREETS?”
SJ, u furgetz, eye iz boi scowt leeder. Eye alwayz “bee prepareded” wit mye poket nife.
Eye lauph in da phace uff ur notz! Ni!
(Eye haz Klingon d’k tahg tu, but dat anodder stori.)
LOL…ai’m awlways frettening to tie mah kittehs’ tayls togevver n frow dem ober teh klose lyne.
*struggles wif nawts*
hey! dat nawt funee! Oh kay, yah, it iz.
Eye parts da Red sea?
is moses kitteh?
Let mye cheez peeps go or wii can has playguz.
or wii plays gitarhero?
Nawt yet, onlee PS duz! Ecksbawx wurkin awn it. Wii nawt has kontrolers, imajin dat!
Da fyootcher uv gaymin, gatherin dust by ma teebee…
look !!! I can run thru puddles !!!
what do you mean, yur doin it wrng?
Is this kitekat, the son of ceiling cat?
Ooh! gud call two_kittehs.
LOL! When I visited Australia, dey has teh kite kat gushy foods. I almost died laffin, but nobody else gotted it. Btw, kite cat r black and white so I finks dis kitteh is close. Kite cat or no, is very kyoot.
Wii also haz Kitekat brand gushy fud in Grate Britayn. Nawt so funnee tho, when U haz had it fur yeerz b4 LOLspeek.
Sowy, TK, I didn’t see ur postie yet.
Note to seff: reed eberyfing before u start typing.
I’m doin it rong!
so hard to wayt dat lawng!!!
adn sumtimes sumfin izn’t dere wen yu start typin but itz dere when yurz posts so it luks reely goofie.
that’s my storee, ennyways.
did i tell you i had reeeeeely brilliant commentz taht got eeated by wurdpress?
just teh stoopy wuns ob mine gets thru.
Prove to me that you’re no fool
Walk across my swimming pool
Jesus Christ Superstar – FTW!!
1) wark on
2) chaynge into wien – nom nom nom ov fadder sun & holey sprite
nxt kneed smll ded thang for praktiss for Lzrs
Sum1 find hem John de Baptist kitteh. Hem neez to be cleen 4 da savun ov da soulz!
Oh hai. Just ridin mah croc across the swamp. uz cant see him.
hee hee! Dis maded mee laff!
X-P
OT Fanks to AWL mai cheesefriens for gibben da fishey kitteh such a wunerful burthday present! She was sooooo happi, weiz printed dem off fur hers an shez gonna maks a collage to puts ona burthday cupz she gotz
I awlwaiz new y guiez wunerfull, n yestaday u provd it.
Fishykitteh haben hard timz, not smile muchez, yestadai she smili awl dai!
momcat n gascat (himz gud big brudder)
it waz a pleshure.
thanx mushes fur allowing uz to be a part of athe berry speshul ockashun.
Yay! fishykitteh!
Yay,momcat & gudbigbrudder!
Mary – let mee taek this oppotewnitee to say hao much a LUVED yr troolee grate finsih fur teh alphabet lizt – ai doo nawt see hau it cud hav been bedder!
*blushes* i did a happytail danz wehn teh idear poppd into my wddle hed. glad i gotz it rite! phwew!
So glad she had a lubbly birfday – eberybuddy deserves to feel speshull wunce in a while.
Deer momcat & gudbigbruddergascat!
Ai think wee awl had a lotta fun at teh partee! Ai’m so glad to heer taht Fishykitty had a gud time too! An ai hope she getz hur smilez bak soon. Enething we can doo to halp – just tell uz.
an {{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}} to awl ov yoo!
Amen to that!
(Joyning teh 2 threds?!)
Thanku, it was a privilege to joyn ur sellybrashuns 4 this speshul yung laydee.
(Ai hoep sheez smilin, aise teering up – but gud teers.)
<3 teh catfamilee.
oh hai — I wuz in aeryplanes and stuff and ‘parrently missed a birfday party. Some-won pleez tell me what picsher it was in so I can see?
kthnx.
Wuz in teh Rorschack kitteh fred.
verry much win and awsum too.
HERE ARE some belated international airport-jetplane-train-happy-birthday-wishes to fishycat
and big wow to whole cheeze community fer sumfing very speshil to see.
i think we all hadded the funnest time. i haven’t felt like i was 12 and at a party for a looong time!
thank you for all the fun!
Oh hai momcat! Iz sooo soree to hab missed teh partee 4 Fisheykitteh. Ai went bak an enjoid the partee vicar… vikair.. frum da sydlynes. Cheezfrenz maded it a reel tyme to remememembr.. Whatta Partee!!!
{{{{{{Fisheykitteh}}}}}}
Manee, manee morez….
Good wishez r lik good frenz – Yu kan nebber haz 2 manee of eether….
Yung kitteh praiz to Ceiling Cat “Who leedeth me beside the still watrz”.
F eye miyt bee aloud two kontinyoo Panfa’s salmicism…
Seelingcat iz mai shepad, I shall NOT WANT!.
Yay doh eye warks froo teh valleh ov teh shadeau ov pleh
I shall fear no weevil,
seelingkat art wiv me;
hiz lols an hiz WANTS dey comfort me.
Hee preparrz a table before me in teh presence of my hoomins.
He annoyntz mah hed wiv oil (cong: pleh);
my supperdish overfloes (cong: woo! yay!)
Shoorlee gudniss an luvvins wil folo me awl teh daez ov mah liffs,
an eye will dwe- due- live n teh howse ov teh Seelingcat furevah.
you maek me laff! LOL
…wif gushifuds…
…n snorglez…
Ai laiked speshally “valle of shadow of pleh”
Hey, Ceiling Cat, I sais “BESIDE the still watrz”, not THROUGH the still watrz!
Leadeth me beside distillled waters?
Lol, veeeeeery deep water…
Ai seize-a de minners, but wehns I gits to skools, de lebs for receeses amba Ai haz nobba snackabas.
Monorail Cat Corporation is testing the new prototype for the Hover Cat
is not wurk so well aktully
In todai’s washpost: Scandal in the catpital
Lobbyists for monorail kitteh korporation offered free snorgles and head bonks
to members of senate to get a mew monorail builtz in Connecticat
ooo hao skahnduluz! dat dupennz on ur defimishin uv “snorgle”. haha.
Ai did nawt snorgle dat kitteh!!!
Werl…ai did nawt inhale NEwai.
Ah assure teh komittee daht ah didz nawt put mah mouf in daht kitteh’z belly floof!
Teh Goggie sez I kan katch teh fishies 4 maekin kabeeahhrrr, an gettin manee cheezebrgrz heer.
I’m sorry, but I barley smiled at this. It wasn’t funny!
UR well-matchd with it then!
Zing!!! an owie. Yoo an Teho – teh Zingmasterz. ai doo hoep ai neber doo sumthing to annoy yoo too mutch!!
no cheezburger 4 u!
Well, you need a rye sense of humour.
*sniker* gud wun!!
ware wood wheat bee wifout you, SJ?
we cud alwyz hops in teh car an driev to teh malt… u noe, ferment-al helf purrposiz. i bin spendin al dai on teh foam wif beerly a braek; i cant taek it eny lager. cud yooz a chanj of seen fr mabey a (hapy) howr.
“ferment-al helf”
*heddesk*
*pawforhed*
wow, that’s pretty surreal
*overwhelmeded bai teh brillyunce, fawls to flore in a ded faynt* *thud*
no moar fr dis wun, beertender! hep me get her in teh cab?…
Amaranth’ng n rayving ovr this clevr reply.
An a few corny puns too…
Chaconne a son gout….or something like that!
Eberywun gets a goat? Rly?
Srsly? Eberywun? Den why dint *I* gid a goat? Huh, mummeh, pleez can I hav a goat?
AWL de kittehs got wun but meh!
*pout*
sunuva wut?
Shud be alloud not laik an can ssez-so! Ai not laik un yesserdai!
You barley smiled? Mebbe you should try the rye?
oo…I shudda red teh odder comments furst
*facepaw*
hes not teh Messiah hes a very nawty boi!
If you don’t understand then go watch some Monty Python!
Wawtch “Monti Pithon ik den Holi Grayl”.
Naw. Dis b from Monti Pithun & Lyf ov Bryan.
Ah noze; ah starteded tipin in Norwejyan, an it commed owt rawng!
yeah holi grayl iz betr tho
n al teh rest wile u iz at it
Holi grayl 1st tho
Aneebody wut watchez de montee pyfons wud srsly be abl to smile at tis post. Abeebody wut not watchez de montee pyfons….wut dey noes enyway?
On sekund thotz, may b dis Hoverkat?
Oh! This reminds me of un of r teenyteeny black floofy bebekittehs what unce walks nearby ditch wan water was zeh green frum algae. Kitteh kjooryus + mb fings zis green carpet an walkz rite in, nawt floatz, and ah mus reskju him in he’s all green n slushy!
Iz 1rst lafs 2! but not sure kitteh can swim. uzer, big kitteh waht one day roamz on uvver side of creek near r house nawt sure how to getz back. criez real loud – we call himz name, and ftw, him start swim’n all teh 20 m wif all time softly crying, us r inkrjing, himz not gives up! teh happi aftwdz.
whut a sweet/sad/phunnee pikshoor, de kitteh swimmin an cryin sawftlee awl de way
*awww*
Mah goggie do dat, too. Him walking out on lilli pads. Him swim gud becaws him is lab, but him awlso berry hevy an hard to pooll out wile laffin so muchness. Make pixture us all wet from goggie shakies.
Him nawt to brite. Doo it agin. Wii still laffin. Wii awlso still wet.
is messiah cat anything like raptor jesus?
Summ tymez Kitteh muss
duz feengz nawt noarmull. 2
walkz awn Wetz iz wun
Wetz feelz weerdz awn pawz,
butz Kitteh needz 2 travill.
So Kitteh moovs awn
Pawz juss tuch t3h Wetz
az Kitteh dashez frum wun
rawk 2 t3h nexxt wun
Dat wuz nawt so badz!
Mommeh andz uddurr Kittehz
mayz nawtz beeleev himz
Kitteh willz keepz paws
dirtee az prufe ubz Kitteh’z
mirakkyooluss trek!
Jack.
Oh – A haetz it wehn this happens. Ai wuz just going to commint on hao wunderuful az alwwaiz the poem iz – an ai haz just shortlee befoar returned hoam an turned awn TV to movee _ “MAJOR DUNDEE.” An sumwun just sayed “We’ll just have to walk on water.”
Happenz awl the time. What IZZ taht!
Cuz ur in gud rithum wif teh uniberse.
Saran dipidee-doo!
Hai, JCH4Kz:
Wut iz dayr 2 hayt?
Kitteh Karma Konunndrum
happenz kwyte a lawtz
Itz reemyndz Hewminz
dat Kittehz arz at Centurr
ubz t3h Yooniburss
MAYJUR DUNNDEE habz
lawtza clevvurr lynez. Wun ubz
Sam Pekkinnpaw’z best!
Jack.
Dr. Jungcat sez sin-kron-issity.
Mark Cohn kitteh singz sweetlee:
Letz go down to teh sound tonite.
Tide is low an we can wawlk on waddur.
Reel me in under taht starree lite.
Jus liek a fisherman’s dawter . . .
Dis lil kitteh looks skinnay… Bellee awl sunk in awn da sides, but hangin down underneef….
Mebbe just da way kitteh is turnd…. Ketch a fishee, kitteh!
Jesus Christ it’s Jesus Christ! Get in the lion! Car! Wait…what?
hee hee!! dis de bestest post uv all – gud one catalogical! stil laffin!
I sort of expected this one to get marked as potentially offensive, or at least bring up the KiteKat parallel.
I swares. If stoopee waddermellon flotes off 1 more tyme I just gonna let it go.
Kitteh, yer amayzeeng.
Noe, Ai am betta dan dat.
Oooh! Did Ceiling Cat send him?
moses kittah iz leedin a battle on googies
relase mah peeple, sez moses kittah
wade in da wada wad in da waader peopls wad in da wada gods agana twoubl da wada
beri gud fishykitteh!
yuz ‘membern yur choir songz frum mani yers bak!
awwwwh…… I hab such gud bebe kittehz…..
momcat
iz not messiah. iz bery norti kitteh.
FAIL
Ceiling cat son before bible
saveourcatz!!saveourcatz!!saveourcatz!!saveourcatz!!saveourcatz!!
saveourcatz sir!!