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Messiah cat can does other tricks wif teh waters…

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  1. Tribble says:

    Phishing…Eye can do it!

    • two_kittehs says:

      what kind of dans does you want?
      A Star Trek inspired on?
      May beez a Klingon war danse?

      • Tribble says:

        dapanfurkitteh an eye haz tie. dapanfurkitteh, u pik danse.

        But Klingon war danse soun intereztin. Eye’ll bring da blood wine.

        • kittehlurve says:

          “If tehres 1 ting in mai lief tahts missin
          Is teh tiem taht I spends alown
          Saylin on teh kul n brite cleer water
          Is kind ob a speshul feelin
          Owt on teh see alown
          Stayrin at teh full moon liek a luber….”

          • LyP says:

            tiem fur a kuul chanj…

            • gremlin says:

              Wel, ai wuz born in de sine uv wattur . . .

            • JAJEH says:

              Happee birdday! Izza rounheer sumeplaz!

            • sawa says:

              kittehlurve, I lurve yoo.

              I hab not fawt ov dat song in YEERS.

              I am ostraylyun libbing in da yookay an yor post sent me of on a odas … oddi … grate voyage 2 fynd awl da musik ov my yoof. I hav spnd my aftanoon lis’nin an boppin away lyk a total LOONATIC.

              Sum ov da best fun I had in a wyl. Thuruly recomend it!!

            • kittehlurve says:

              Its 1 ob mai favrit songs. I sings it awl teh time wen teh co-irkers n nudder hyoomins pisses me offs. It got playded heer (in Canada aka Kanukistan) lots on teh raydeeo.

        • paws4thot says:

          U nawt hab teh Klingonz goin “DOES NAWT WANTZ!!” wehn dhey see U?

          • mary O'Spockn says:

            i wuz wundrin about taht- tribbles purr fur eberybody but Klingonz!!! But tehy doooo purr for Vulcanz ;D

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              But wee still habn’t danzed teh nawtsekondstiedtogetdderbytehtails dance.!!

              On the JesusChristSuperstarTheme (see comments below) , I purrrsonally lub teh “I Dont Know How to Love Him” but it would reqwire a bettuh singeh tahn i yam, (where’s JCH4K??)

              oh, wutz teh wun frum JCS about “how you let teh thingz you do get so out of hand?”
              sounds kinda appropoe er aprppruhp, er, like it wud fit .

            • Maus says:

              That’s from the title song Mary: Jesus Christ Superstar

              Everytime I look at you I don’t understand
              Why you let the things you did get so out of hand
              You’d have managed better if you’d had it planned
              Why’d you choose such a backward time and such a strange land?

            • paws4thot says:

              Heer, we kan awl sing leik teh opera starz, and dans leik a leed in teh bally.

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              fanks, i forgotted taht!

              in light of taht reminder, letz put on a BEEEG production number of teh title song wif lowtz of pizzazz. we can has a curry ographer adn orkestra?

              pads away to findz rekording to praktise teh wurdz.

              p.s. itz nawt too late four teh tiedbytehtails to choose sumfin else- we haznt gotted out of hand.

              yet.

            • SJ says:

              Lotsa pizzas? Ok, hoo wants ann show vees?

            • Romeow says:

              Oooo, Oooo, pic meh, pic meh!
              I wanna plai, too. I noe awl teh wurds and I can sing ebery wurk off key – promiss.
              Put meh in coach!

              JCH4K – WARE R U!!! We needz u fur dis produkshun!

              Quik – get outta hand! We can has 2 sellabrashuns, iffs we want.

            • onceajinx says:

              I wanna clime on da big Farisee jungle jim ting, dat lukt liek fun!

              R mebbee lay down, eet grayps an seeng C’mon, yoo Keeng uv da Jooz!

            • paws4thot says:

              Ah can cook curreez leik an Indian rest your auntie dooz; R I a curry ografur?

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              yesh, yoo are ober qualified for curry ographer. but tahts berry gud, since i yam way under qwalified to bee yin charge.

              now would bee a gud time for a coup day tah. ennybodee innerested?

          • Tribble says:

            Wii can haz Klingon war danze, wit owt Klingonz. Wii can sing drinking storiez bout ower battlez, jus lyke Klingonz. Tribblez haz de great poysuned quadrotritakalie massicur tu sing bout. An da great beaming ober tu da Klingon ship frum da Enterprize battle.
            Iz relevant tu ower interestz.

  2. dapanferkitteh says:

    He growd up too bee ceiling cat? Oar iz son of ceiling cat?

  3. Tribble says:

    Argh…still haz tu get mye paws wet

  4. dapanferkitteh says:

    Nice nawt sekond, Trib! wee can has tie?

  5. Tribble says:

    Eye parts da Red sea?

  6. two_kittehs says:

    Is this kitekat, the son of ceiling cat?

    • thepetmuseum says:

      Ooh! gud call two_kittehs.

    • bubbyscranky says:

      LOL! When I visited Australia, dey has teh kite kat gushy foods. I almost died laffin, but nobody else gotted it. Btw, kite cat r black and white so I finks dis kitteh is close. Kite cat or no, is very kyoot.

      • paws4thot says:

        Wii also haz Kitekat brand gushy fud in Grate Britayn. Nawt so funnee tho, when U haz had it fur yeerz b4 LOLspeek.

    • Romeow says:

      Sowy, TK, I didn’t see ur postie yet.

      Note to seff: reed eberyfing before u start typing.
      I’m doin it rong!

      • onceajinx says:

        so hard to wayt dat lawng!!!

        • mary O'Spockn says:

          adn sumtimes sumfin izn’t dere wen yu start typin but itz dere when yurz posts so it luks reely goofie.

          that’s my storee, ennyways.

          did i tell you i had reeeeeely brilliant commentz taht got eeated by wurdpress?
          just teh stoopy wuns ob mine gets thru.

  7. Maus says:

    Prove to me that you’re no fool
    Walk across my swimming pool

  8. minh says:

    1) wark on
    2) chaynge into wien – nom nom nom ov fadder sun & holey sprite

    nxt kneed smll ded thang for praktiss for Lzrs

  9. Kanakitty says:

    Sum1 find hem John de Baptist kitteh. Hem neez to be cleen 4 da savun ov da soulz!

  10. designer kitteh says:

    Oh hai. Just ridin mah croc across the swamp. uz cant see him.

  11. gascat says:

    OT Fanks to AWL mai cheesefriens for gibben da fishey kitteh such a wunerful burthday present! She was sooooo happi, weiz printed dem off fur hers an shez gonna maks a collage to puts ona burthday cupz she gotz
    I awlwaiz new y guiez wunerfull, n yestaday u provd it.
    Fishykitteh haben hard timz, not smile muchez, yestadai she smili awl dai!

    momcat n gascat (himz gud big brudder)

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      it waz a pleshure.
      thanx mushes fur allowing uz to be a part of athe berry speshul ockashun.

      Yay! fishykitteh!
      Yay,momcat & gudbigbrudder!

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Mary – let mee taek this oppotewnitee to say hao much a LUVED yr troolee grate finsih fur teh alphabet lizt – ai doo nawt see hau it cud hav been bedder!

    • SJ says:

      So glad she had a lubbly birfday – eberybuddy deserves to feel speshull wunce in a while.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Deer momcat & gudbigbruddergascat!

      Ai think wee awl had a lotta fun at teh partee! Ai’m so glad to heer taht Fishykitty had a gud time too! An ai hope she getz hur smilez bak soon. Enething we can doo to halp – just tell uz.

      an {{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}} to awl ov yoo!

      • annyluvsprintie says:

        Amen to that!

        (Joyning teh 2 threds?!)

        Thanku, it was a privilege to joyn ur sellybrashuns 4 this speshul yung laydee.

        (Ai hoep sheez smilin, aise teering up – but gud teers.)

        <3 teh catfamilee.

        • pb says:

          oh hai — I wuz in aeryplanes and stuff and ‘parrently missed a birfday party. Some-won pleez tell me what picsher it was in so I can see?
          kthnx.

          • SJ says:

            Wuz in teh Rorschack kitteh fred.

            • pb says:

              verry much win and awsum too.

              HERE ARE some belated international airport-jetplane-train-happy-birthday-wishes to fishycat

              and big wow to whole cheeze community fer sumfing very speshil to see.

            • jjtucker says:

              i think we all hadded the funnest time. i haven’t felt like i was 12 and at a party for a looong time!

              thank you for all the fun!

    • I_dans_dans_dans says:

      Oh hai momcat! Iz sooo soree to hab missed teh partee 4 Fisheykitteh. Ai went bak an enjoid the partee vicar… vikair.. frum da sydlynes. Cheezfrenz maded it a reel tyme to remememembr.. Whatta Partee!!!

      {{{{{{Fisheykitteh}}}}}}

      Manee, manee morez….

      Good wishez r lik good frenz – Yu kan nebber haz 2 manee of eether….

  12. Panther says:

    Yung kitteh praiz to Ceiling Cat “Who leedeth me beside the still watrz”.

    • Tony James says:

      F eye miyt bee aloud two kontinyoo Panfa’s salmicism…

      Seelingcat iz mai shepad, I shall NOT WANT!.
      Yay doh eye warks froo teh valleh ov teh shadeau ov pleh
      I shall fear no weevil,
      seelingkat art wiv me;
      hiz lols an hiz WANTS dey comfort me.

      Hee preparrz a table before me in teh presence of my hoomins.
      He annoyntz mah hed wiv oil (cong: pleh);
      my supperdish overfloes (cong: woo! yay!)

      Shoorlee gudniss an luvvins wil folo me awl teh daez ov mah liffs,
      an eye will dwe- due- live n teh howse ov teh Seelingcat furevah.

    • Spring says:

      Hey, Ceiling Cat, I sais “BESIDE the still watrz”, not THROUGH the still watrz!

    • Maus says:

      Leadeth me beside distillled waters?

  13. Lol, veeeeeery deep water…

  14. catawba says:

    Ai seize-a de minners, but wehns I gits to skools, de lebs for receeses amba Ai haz nobba snackabas.

  15. Maus says:

    Monorail Cat Corporation is testing the new prototype for the Hover Cat

  16. paws4thot says:

    Teh Goggie sez I kan katch teh fishies 4 maekin kabeeahhrrr, an gettin manee cheezebrgrz heer.

  17. Game Freak says:

    I’m sorry, but I barley smiled at this. It wasn’t funny!

  18. Hitta says:

    hes not teh Messiah hes a very nawty boi!

    If you don’t understand then go watch some Monty Python!

  19. Sid says:

    On sekund thotz, may b dis Hoverkat?

  20. LN says:

    Oh! This reminds me of un of r teenyteeny black floofy bebekittehs what unce walks nearby ditch wan water was zeh green frum algae. Kitteh kjooryus + mb fings zis green carpet an walkz rite in, nawt floatz, and ah mus reskju him in he’s all green n slushy!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      :D an LOLZ. Mai beloved nao over teh brij goggie Cleo did taht too, in teh park awn Killesberg. Just walked rite in. She wuz so surpirzed – an ai cuddn’t stop laffing. Had to taek her hoam an giv herz a baf!!!

      • LN says:

        Iz 1rst lafs 2! but not sure kitteh can swim. uzer, big kitteh waht one day roamz on uvver side of creek near r house nawt sure how to getz back. criez real loud – we call himz name, and ftw, him start swim’n all teh 20 m wif all time softly crying, us r inkrjing, himz not gives up! teh happi aftwdz.

    • AlehKitteh says:

      Mah goggie do dat, too. Him walking out on lilli pads. Him swim gud becaws him is lab, but him awlso berry hevy an hard to pooll out wile laffin so muchness. Make pixture us all wet from goggie shakies.

      Him nawt to brite. Doo it agin. Wii still laffin. Wii awlso still wet.

  21. jackie says:

    is messiah cat anything like raptor jesus?

  22. Jack Deth says:

    Summ tymez Kitteh muss
    duz feengz nawt noarmull. 2
    walkz awn Wetz iz wun

    Wetz feelz weerdz awn pawz,
    butz Kitteh needz 2 travill.
    So Kitteh moovs awn

    Pawz juss tuch t3h Wetz
    az Kitteh dashez frum wun
    rawk 2 t3h nexxt wun

    Dat wuz nawt so badz!
    Mommeh andz uddurr Kittehz
    mayz nawtz beeleev himz

    Kitteh willz keepz paws
    dirtee az prufe ubz Kitteh’z
    mirakkyooluss trek! :-)

    Jack.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Oh – A haetz it wehn this happens. Ai wuz just going to commint on hao wunderuful az alwwaiz the poem iz – an ai haz just shortlee befoar returned hoam an turned awn TV to movee _ “MAJOR DUNDEE.” An sumwun just sayed “We’ll just have to walk on water.”

      Happenz awl the time. What IZZ taht!

  23. gremlin says:

    Mark Cohn kitteh singz sweetlee:

    Letz go down to teh sound tonite.
    Tide is low an we can wawlk on waddur.

    Reel me in under taht starree lite.
    Jus liek a fisherman’s dawter . . .

  24. onceajinx says:

    Dis lil kitteh looks skinnay… Bellee awl sunk in awn da sides, but hangin down underneef….

    Mebbe just da way kitteh is turnd…. Ketch a fishee, kitteh!

  25. catalogical humor says:

    Jesus Christ it’s Jesus Christ! Get in the lion! Car! Wait…what?

  26. Sigma says:

    I sort of expected this one to get marked as potentially offensive, or at least bring up the KiteKat parallel.

  27. kag says:

    I swares. If stoopee waddermellon flotes off 1 more tyme I just gonna let it go.

  28. mikeski says:

    Kitteh, yer amayzeeng.

    Noe, Ai am betta dan dat.

  29. insanityinside says:

    Oooh! Did Ceiling Cat send him?

  30. Simpson says:

    moses kittah iz leedin a battle on googies

    relase mah peeple, sez moses kittah

  31. gascat says:

    wade in da wada wad in da waader peopls wad in da wada gods agana twoubl da wada

    • gascat says:

      beri gud fishykitteh!
      yuz ‘membern yur choir songz frum mani yers bak!

      awwwwh…… I hab such gud bebe kittehz…..

      momcat

  32. james says:

    iz not messiah. iz bery norti kitteh.

  33. brendan says:

    Ceiling cat son before bible

  34. saveourcatz says:

    saveourcatz!!saveourcatz!!saveourcatz!!saveourcatz!!saveourcatz!!



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