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Kitteh iz pissed about something……
he shuld be grateful. he at leest haz a hed.
teh udder kitteh no has hed.
Waz wunderin wats happind to hed of udder kitteh! Purrhaps waz eetin bai furst kitteh??
or maybe babee-doll nommed teh kittehz hed B4 teh kitteh cood ete him.
Ai dond plai wid headlezz beins eeder!
Maybe kitteh is pretending to wear a straight-jacket…..
I fink they was playin a game an dis liddle kitteh kept loozin an now heez poutin.
“He wun cuz he CHEETED!”
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Everybody hates me, nobody loves me
I’m gonna eat some worms…
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an die…
fat wuns roun wuns liddul biddy skinneh wuns fink I’ll eat sum wurms
Ai used tew heer it az:
Nobuddy lubs mee
Evrbuddee haytes me
Tink ai’ll go eat wurms
Big fat joosy wuns
Liddul skinny crawlee wuns
See hao dey wiggul an’ skwurmz!
(An’ nao I haz eerwurm…)
teh werms crwl in an teh werms crawl out,
teh wirms play pinocle on yer snout,
they eat your eyes and then yore nose,
they eat teh jelly between yer towz….
Nobuddy lyks me
Ebberreebuddy hayts me
Ai’m goin daon teh gardin to eet werms
Lawng thin slymy wuns
Short fat fuzzy wuns
Ooey gooey chewy lil werms!
Teh lawng thin, slymy wuns
Slip daon eesily
Teh short fat fuzzy wuns stik.
Teh short fat fuzzy wuns stik in yur frote
An teh jyus gose daon lyk tihs:
SCHLUUUURRRP!
Fergot teh larst vurse!
Byt teihr heds off
SCHLURP awl teh jyus owt
Froe teh skins awai
Nobuddy knoes
Hao mush Ai injoy
A hundert werms a dai!
I heerd “teh wermz crall in” dis way:
Teh wermz crall in, teh wermz crall out,
Teh wermz play peenockle on ur snowt,
Tey uze ur eyz fur baxketballz
An bownz em off teh casskett wallz.
Mai brudders uzed tu draive me NUTS widdat song.
teh vershun ai herd wuz
Nobudy lubs me
Eberybody hatez me
Ai’m in teh gardin diggin up wurmz
Big phat joosy wuns
Long fin slimy wuns
… Duznt it tikkl wen dey riggl in ur middl?
okok it go leik dis!
Nobuddy like me
evrybuddy hate me
guess i’ll go eat wurmz
Big fat gooshy one
Small slimy skinny one
one wif poka dot too
Bite day head off
suck dey joose out
throw day skin away
Nobuddy no whut it like eat wurmz thrre times a day!!!!
Rodney, hao u duz doze musickal notez?
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oar ef u uz windoze, run “character map” - u luks unda programs > ackcessorees > seestem tools > character map. Look up characters fur Arial
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Mehbee taim for napp an shnorgle? Teh armz ar krost butt teh belleh is opun.
i can be furst voluhteer?
i be happeh to shnorgle teh kitteh.
Mickst messajes, I has tehm.
*Puts awn snorgel snorkle*
Cubber me; Ai’m goin in!
Ambercat! Wats a grate eye deea! Mus add to CCC sa-plyz!
Attenshun eberee won!!! New item on CCC!! Ambercat’s Official Snorgel Snorkle!! Grate way to sayv the fays wen wants to snorgel kyutesee kitteh!! Abaylabel in ur choys ob collers!
MM - ai don’t know if yoo know -
Awn teh CCC, we nao also haz NINE varieteez ov scotch!!! paws4thot has, after much pawsing 4 thot, selected tehm. It seems sum wud purrfur a bit o’scotch wehn affliked wif teh serious sports!!!
Laphraoig, Bruichladdich, and teh nuu Port Charlotte frawm Islay, Tallisker frawn Skye, Scapa frawm Orkney, Glenfiddich and The Glenlivet frawn Strathspey, Glenmorangie for a Highland, and Sheep Dip.
paw4thot added “Ah tink daht cobirz awl teh mayne bayses ob flayvorz.”
Gud thing teh CCC iz liek the majik tentz in Harry Potter, or we wudn’t be able to poosh it around so eezilee!!!
Can has Oban?
Oh, Theresa - Oban wuz awn paws4thot’s orijinul list - wich wuz a liddle tooooo long. It wuz verreee hard fur himz to whittle it down to juzt thesse nine.
If he cudda had hiz way, there mite haz bee twentee oar moar. Prollee moar. Iz there nawt sumthing there taht wud equallee soot yur fancee??
snorgel snorkle!! ai lubs eet! mowch win!!
They pulled kittehs tail
Oar maybee they pulled hiz finger. . .
Mabee odder kitteh gotz dis wun to pull himz finger, and dis kiteh nawt lyke result!
WHO is THEY? Looks like THEY pull kittehs way too hard!
Kongratyoolayshuns on teh NawtSekund, CH
Kitteh nawt pizzedawf, kittehs allus luk laik dat, iz jenet- genett-…iz in teh jeans.
Wawt kindadans yew want?
iz tink should has rushen cahsik danz . us can skwat , cross paws liek kitteh n jumpnjumpnjumpn yelll “COOKIE”. sersly.
iz tink should has rushen cahsik danz . us can skwat , cross paws liek kitteh n jumpnjumpnjump n yelll “COOKIE”. sersly.
OOPS nevahmind (in teeny tiny gilda vois)
Like this? Members of The Voloshky are the folks that do Trepak in our production of The Nutcracker. They are officially Freakin’ Amazing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdFayz-Rx-c
OMIGOSHIWOWZERZ!!! Ok - next yeer - let uz noe in tiem to get tikketz an we”ll awl bee at yur Nutcracker. (Akshullee - wudn’t taht bee fun?)
But seriouslee - if ai cud bee 24 again. . .oh, rite. *poof* Ai’m reddy!!!
(in a gratelee simplified vershun - oh - wayte - ai think maybee ai’ll be wun ov teh gurlz afterawl.
*dans dans dans dans twerl twerl twerl liddleleep, liddleleep, dans dans dans*
COOKIE!!!!
I fot yood lieks it, Janet. Teh onlee fing is dat ifs youze wants to come, youze proly needs to lives neer Filthydelfia in teh USA.
WELL!!! Ai haz verree gud frenz hoo liv neer Doylestown, an THEY go to Filthydelfia awl teh tiem. Well, sumtimes, eneway. An ai haz moar gud frenz hoo livs in Ocean City -also nawt impawsiblee far away.
Oar - maybee we just taekz ar lief savings an stays in a hotel!!! Oh - if MENNEE ov us went, wee cud haz a groop rate - sav sum munnies!
an - wehn ai wuz 24, in mai fencing klass in Stuttgart we alwaiz had to “frogwalk” around teh ruum fur teh leg musselz. It wuz eezee then. *sigh*
(beginz to sing sawftlee) “Memory, All alone in the moonlight
I can smile at the old days, I was beautiful then
I remember the time I knew what happiness was
Let the memory live again
Corse - ai’m still happee!!!
gude plan Janet. : ) count mi in fur next year!
Wow! Offishally Freakin Amazin! (an that’s jus joo, Janet!)
Fankoo for showing that Maus - awsum indeed. Enny chans ov a touring produktion to the Lowry in Salford in TTI? Oar Lunnon even? I can’t see me bein in Filfydelfia, but hoo noes?
An Janet - wat a glims of joor past! “In mai fencing class in Stuttgart” How eggsotik an Ruritanian! Duz joo hav duelling scar? (jus teesin!)
LOLZ alp - ai admit it iz sumthing taht duzznt com up verree offen - an wun can’t just say it out ov the bloo!!!
Due to sum odd circumstances, ai hav dun menee thingz in mai lief taht purrhapz seem - out ov teh ordinaree, fur lak ov a beddr werd - but awl hav purrfektlee normal an unspektaulair explanashunz.
But ai am, needless to say, a wee bit pleezed to sound a bit intrigueing, rather tahn “ho-hum” ordinaree (nawt taht there’s enething rong wif dat!)
trepak? iz dat liek wen joo hafta shair yur sody pops wit brudder n onily gets haf of um?
*headdesk*
Welllll… sorta. “Trepak” is teh Rooshin fer “caramel” (or “treacle” for teh peeps frum TeenyTinyEngerlands. Heers teh moosic. I hoeps yoo can plays it:
http://www.classicalmidi.co.uk/music2/nutcrkr4.mid
Hm. I has nebber herd Teh Nutcraker plaid on teh acordion before.
Sry. Iz a bad Midi. Yoo gets wut yoo pays fer…
Oh doctorcat an Maus - hau cud ai nawt bee happee wif frenz liek yoo. “accordion!!”"
*falling awn floor, kneeslapping guffawing!!* “bad midi!!!* Ai can’t breethe!!
Oh - *gasp* ai haz teerz in mai ayez!!!
OK - Ai’ll wayte a wile befoar ai playz taht again!!
Fanks agen Maus. Ai rmemebers this dans being called “Rooshan Caramel” wen Ai was a kid. (joo noes, liek teh “Arabian Cawfee” oar teh Spanissh danss standing foar choklit. Nevvah new teh reel Rushan name.
An Ai is going to see teh Nutkraker balley on 2/2 an luking foarward to it. Verry mush!
Is berry fast accordion. Is inneresting.
I nawt mind accordion if der is such freekin amazin dancin. Wowzerz is rite.
What an edificashunal site! Trepak=treacle!
iz takin mai toys adn goin hoam.
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:06 pm
oh wait. do eye smellz cheezburgers? mebbee i coulds stay alil longuh…
oh wait. do eye smellz cheezburgers? mebbee i coulds stay alil longuh…
hmmm wut haappened heer? just ignoar dish wun
bud i tought id wuz punnier dan de udder won. bud naw i seize dat twice ad meeny voters tought the furst won wuz punnier.