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  1. Cookie's human says:

    little princess dollhouse for little princess kitty.

  2. Tribble says:

    U need a baf afer walkin on da water kitteh?

  3. addkittehz says:

    Barbee gonna git you

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      kitteh jus wantz to plays wif Barbee- y’kno, pulls teh head off adn bat it round wif paws. is fun gaem fur kittehs. why Barbee no like?

      • SJ says:

        Dat’s ackshully wut ai used to do. Mai Barbee had onlee wun fut an was partly balded. Ai like to fink ai was blazin teh way for eqwull opporchewnities fer teh disaybulld. Ob corse, teh meninwitecotes came to a diffrunt cormclewshun – but ackshully is nice in heer in mai cell wiv teh sawft walls ….

        • Tribble says:

          Dis splanez lotz SJ. Lyke whi u go round tying peeps tugedder and den leavin dem!
          How ur Barbee onli getz wun fut an pashallee bawlded?

          • SJ says:

            Ai duz nawt remember wut happnded to her fut (honest, yer honner). But ai wuz bery keen on doin mai dollees’ hair, an did nawt awlways appreeseeate dat it wud nawt gro bak if attakd wiv teh nayl sissers.

            Ob corse, den ai gawt a baby sister, so dat solvded dat prolm!!

            • SueBooKitteh says:

              mai brudder took Barbie and tieded a string on her nek and dunkeded her in gasoline and sets her ablazin den he swings her aroun in big circle ober his hed while he be chasin me…..ai thought it was her screemin den ai real-eyezed it be me screamin….taked me yeers to get bedder…..den ai foun out ai be good at fixin burns an helpin sik peeps….da rest be hiss-teree!

            • SJ says:

              an wut career did ur brudder choose?

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              hey you guys is keeping me frum eatin my sup, cuz i knows i’d just snortlol it up my nose,
              but, ummmmm. how does i put tihs delicutlee,
              wut izyour brothur doin nao?????

            • SueBooKitteh says:

              CIA brudder….hoping he not be misusing teh gasoline!

            • JAJEH says:

              CIA = Central Intelligence Agency or CUlinary Institute of America? Culinary Institute of America wud maek senz – ken plai wid fier.

            • SueBooKitteh says:

              (hope ur soop wuzzint too hot MO’S…posterior pharynx burns be tuff to treet….u know…pitiful entreeties)

              CIA brudder watches ober us….”oh hai Myke! how be th3 spyin? waht? I wuzzint pose to say nuttin? Rly? well….remember my Maliboo Barbie? dat nebber came up in yer background check, now did it?!”

              oops therez sum lowd ponding on mai door….gotta go!

        • kittehlurve says:

          mai barbee lukd liek taht 2. I has 1 barbee left frum bein liddel – 1 i nebber playded wif so it has all teh parts still on it. Barbee n Ken n GI Joe wud traed parts furr fun. (tehy was berry bored!!!) N Barbee liekd drivin teh GI Jeep. GI Joe wud drive teh Barbee camprtruk.

          • zippycat says:

            I nebber played wiff barbie liek a normal gurl. I bended teh toes till da feetz popped off, and cut dare hare and jest skweezd their heds to maek them luuk berry weerd. Den I wud thro them in the bery messy barbee howse. Mai barbees were nawt hoamcomming kweens. They wer owtcasts ov normal toy sosietee!

            • onceajinx says:

              I nebber had a barbeedawl as a kid. Mom put wun awn ma 2nd (not)wedding cayk. (Iz lawng storee, sigh) She had awn same dress as me, berree keyoot….

              But as a kid, no. I liekd Tonka trucks an Breyer horsees an books….

              —-
              Duz we awl rememmer da joke:
              Mom sees dawter playin howse wif Barbee. Gurl puts Barbie in jeep wif GI Joe, in hawt tub wif GI Joe, in bed wif GI Joe! Mawmee sez “Honee, I thot Barbee came wif Ken?” Dawter sez “No, Mawmee. Barbee SOLD wif Ken, but she COMEZ wif GI JOE!”

            • Lucy says:

              Woody an allies gonna getz jooz 4 da toi torturin.

        • Nangycat says:

          de makes good sowrds, too!

      • mimzoid says:

        ok, now yur all skarin mee wif yur Barbee storeez!

        course, i uzed to laff at Mr Bill n the BassoMatic on SNL

        • SueBooKitteh says:

          Luv Mr Bill & SNL! Butt whut be th3 nayme of th3 bullee? Blippo? Blotto?

          • onceajinx says:

            Sluggo!!!

            I lurved furstee fyoo seezuns uv SNL (Yoo no, when wuz funnee…) I wuz 10….

            Spent yesterday awn da yootoob lookin at vidyos uv Gilda… Sigh…

            • mimzoid says:

              Yes! Rosanne RosannaDanna “If its not one thing, its another” and Jane Curtin tryin to be patient.

              still memberz “Samurai Night Fever” too.

        • KimW says:

          My Barbies all had broken leggs. I wud tri to get dem to ride the Johnny West horsies, but the dern legs would brake off at de hip. My mom wud try to get me to play wit de dollys, but I wanted to be cowgurl. Dey finally tooked away my jumprope after I lassoed a kids bike while he was riding it.

    • Tribble says:

      Kitteh mayde sure she wuz in defferent ruhm wit Ken.

    • lovcharliecat says:

      Waat is dhat bwondee hoomin lookin thing wit teh no bendy legs runnin way n sayin “ken!! ken!! halp! iz a giant monser inna tuub?” I no monser..I iz jus kitteh wanna pway wit u!!

  4. addkittehz says:

    Call Lolcatburlar, dis kitteh need teh HunnertDollahTowill indis scenario

  5. Tribble says:

    Uh oh. Dis meanz dat dere r leetul kidz in dat howz. Pokey, sqweezey litul kidz.

  6. kittehlurve says:

    k
    k
    (tryin 2 holds it in…)
    k
    ka
    kA *SPLORTZ*

    sry is 2 mush teh kyuteness furr me.
    s’ok I has mai oan towill.

  7. leaf says:

    and don ferget THE bubbly to sip…and the rose petals

  8. Skwrl says:

    Da hot watta… wai u tayks it awl?

  9. Ware is teh buttun to tern teh jacooozzi on?

  10. leaderoftheband says:

    “Tiny bubbbbles….
    In teh baff.
    Tiny bubbbbbles…
    Tehy maek me lik laff.”

    (Sumbuddy B looking 4 Don Ho a pic or 2 bak!)

  11. Teho says:

    i taek u owt fr lunch at El Loro, kitteh, den u cans try agen

  12. Tribble says:

    Whi da phone allwayz haz tu ring jus wen eye getz in da tub??

  13. Jack Deth says:

    Liddill Prittee Wun
    loozd intrrest inz Barrbee Dreem
    Howse. Behbee Kitteh

    deesyded 2 movvz
    in. Fitz Behbee Kitteh lykez
    a well taylurrd glub.

    Lawtza playses 2
    ekksploar andz Napz in. Kitteh
    lykez Bafftubb t3h best :-)

    Jack.

  14. Aoife says:

    Yes, kitteh bebeh MUST have bubbles! A kitteh without bubbles is like … is like … is like a day without … no, that’s not right … hm, is like … Can’t think of what a kitteh without bubbles is like.

  15. Gina says:

    Aftur mai bath, Ai go drive Barbie Ferrari!

    • Jack Deth says:

      Hai, Gina, JAJEH andz Aoife:

      Barbee andz Kenz muss
      habz moovd andz gawtten a flat
      inz Boaka Ratawn

      Ferrarree iz nyse,
      butz Goald Diggurr Barbee habz
      eebeen nyserr Poarsh!

      A Kitteh wiffowtz
      bubbillz is lyke Ferrengee
      wiffowtz a munneez :-)

      Jack.

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        HEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEHEEE
        ferrengee wifoutz a munneez
        inconseeevabul.

        • Tribble says:

          Ferengee not been followin da roolez uff akwazishshon.

          • mary O'Spockn says:

            oar mebee he has copy of rools of aqua sishyon frum win teh Gran Naygus went kuku for cocoa puffs in teh hed. i fergets why.
            prolly tranzporter axident.
            or gots sent to alternate parrallel yet opposite unipurse.
            or trabelled in tyme to a parraleel yet opposite universe bekuz ob a transportuh aksident.

            or mebbee jus cuz teh writerz wanted him to.

      • Pittypat says:

        . . .an teh fish not so grate in florerda, so barbee runs off with joe to baton rouge!

        jambalaya an a crawfish pie an fillet gumbo
        kuz tonite i’z gonna see mai ma cher ameow
        gi joe, he gotta go, meow meow
        sonofagun heel haff bigfun on teh barbie

  16. JAJEH says:

    Oooh, boi! A picher laik diz canbe FAYTALL!

    • DocFan says:

      Ai wud agree! Ai glad I can has my CHRGw/doi ur Ai wud be beeeg mess on flor nao.

      Tho, if teh CCC be arownd an hab sum extruh choklit an blankees, ai cud yuuz sum…teh pressures…tehy iz strong.

  17. two_kitteh_limit says:

    mai tuckseedoe kitteh laiks to peepee in teh tubb…anibodee elses kitteh be doin dat?

    s’ok if tihs littel kitteh dooz dat…him nawt habs much pee…but mai tuckseedoe boi is heep bigg kitteh…him gots lawts ob pee!

    • two_kitteh_limit says:

      an no, hims litterbocks ibs not derty…ibs bery cleens an freshy litter in dere.

      • SJ says:

        Ai had kitteh wunce hoo poopood in teh tubb – wuz nawt nice. She juss liked it dere. She wud use litterbawks too, but for sum reesun ebery mornin she wud go in teh baff.

        Ackshully, bafftub was brown an pleh so wus maybe kitteh’s way of commentin awn teh decor.

      • Paul says:

        Yup, my oringe kitteh used to doo tat into the shawer drayn – him was heep big cat too – and I had prefect litterbocks for dais an dais!!

    • DeeDee says:

      yes mah Sheeba kitteh likes to pee in de tub dat rite next to her litterbox. we put litterbohx in tub (it in spare bafrum) not matter, she like peein in tub. when we sees her goin in tub we fuss her, she jump out, but still…

      • Miette says:

        mai kitteh Moxie wud jump in da tub affer mai showr. she no pee dere, but she wud drink leffover water.
        weird kitteh.
        Ai start leffin sink tap on, she drink dat nao instead.

    • Nangycat says:

      Look into UTIs. Mine only peed in da tub when they was sic.

      • doctorcat says:

        yeh–sik kitteh likes teh cool bafftub stedda teh skratchy litterbox. Tell ur vet if kitteh pees inna tub.

        • annyluvsprintie says:

          I conccur wif teh doctorcat!

          But serieously, mah Silkeh did this ween she furst mooved in wif me; ai fink she was skeered that ifn she went owtside she mite not get bak in agen (she’d been livvin ruff in an ole car) enewais, she was peein in teh baff an ai notissed teh blud – the vet sed it was a UTI caused by urine retention.

          Happitail 4 boff ov us she recovered kwikly but funnily enuf the baff is still her “safe playce” where she stays wenn stressed. So kyoot – joo can juss see teh tips ov teh eers peepin over the edge ov teh baff, she tinee caliko kitteh (but finks she 500 lb Bengal Tiger).

    • teenie says:

      Ai onlee hav a kitteh dat goez peepee in teh londree tub iffen she getz stuk in teh londree room. kitteh klymez over teh baysmint wal into teh londree room en jumps down to teh flor…den kant jump bak up over teh wal frum teh londree syde. is phunnee hao she wud frget dis fakt ebry fyoo weeks. ennyway, we puttid a litterboks in teh londree room just in kayse, en kitteh stopt jumpin over teh wal! stoopy kitteh.

  18. SJ says:

    *gaspppp* Ai cannawt bleev mai eyes! Hao can NE buddy be so irrespnonsibul as to sho a pickshur of a kittn in a bafftub! Doez u peeple nawt no dat teh kittehs is PORUS???? Dis bery, bery danjeruss. Ai is horrifyed an is ritin to mai Em Pee rite nao!!!

  19. pouncy says:

    too cyoot! mai hed ex-splortz!

  20. jpet says:

    Calgon, taek me awai!

  21. julyisthebestmonth says:

    richerd gare kitteh begins to fawl in lub wif pritee jewlya robber kitteh, dispyte soshul dyspairitees.

  22. The Crapture says:

    The Crapture haz no komment

    The Crapture iz ded oar am deeply stunned from teh apokoliptik levelz of KYOOT!

    (*splort*)

  23. starling says:

    Oh deer, LOLspeek be gettin to meh, I jus translayted “Franse Uiensoep” as “Frensh Onion Soop”.

    • gascat says:

      tahts okay, ai too has finded mahself lukin at weerd wurds and tryin to translayte frum lolspeek tu engleesh, tehn ai reealize taht ai juss needs tu expand mah engleesh vocabulary

      • sprigmom says:

        Wurse still, I’b started talkin lolspeek wif out relizin it! Is bery ember.. ambar.. it makz mai fase pink!

  24. JAJEH says:

    Kitteh, mebbe u cen maek yer owne Bubblez!

  25. silveriris says:

    wayre iz mai rubbr dukkee? hee maykez baftym sew mowch fun!

  26. RevWaldo says:

    OT:

    im in ur cereal coarteks pwn1ng yr volvded veesual responsees

    http://io9.com/347041/evolution-explains-why-lolcats-control-your-mind

  27. RevWaldo says:

    OT:

    im in ur cereal coarteks pwn1ng yr volvded veesual responsees

    io9.com/347041/evolution-explains-why-lolcats-control-your-mind

  28. pam says:

    this is a vry vry cute kitteh

  29. Simpson says:

    princess kittah no moar

    i wantz tu be Mcdonald’s kittah

  30. D.R. says:

    I needz mah bak skrachor

  31. kitkay says:

    O hai,
    wood U ‘jacuzz me a minint?

    • Pittypat says:

      i sink we all has to faucet now or lather.
      if u dont fixture kitteh, u’ll be showered with itteh bidet kittehs.

  32. yippee!!! says:

    kute kitteh tries out 4 “catsintubs.com”

  33. MishMel says:

    nawt to be lookin win i iz in mai birfday soot!

  34. D.R. says:

    Dis muss b won of de kyootest kittehs eber.

    CCC ward gonna b pakt all nyte…

  35. gascat says:

    i agwee!!! he soo coot wif his fory wittle paws an BIG bwown eyes uh oh
    TO COOT TOO COOT

    (CCC comes now)
    Fishykitty

  36. princess of troy says:

    i iz so gladz dey fahnilee putz wun of mai lolz on teh frunt payge!!

    hard-werkin kitteh dizervz looong bubblez baf

    • Romeow says:

      Princess of Troy!!!

      Congratulashuns on ur pikshur!!! Dat’s a purrfect catshun.

      Iz dis ur kitteh, too?

      Enjoy ur grate dai on teh front page!

      • princess of troy says:

        tank uz!!

        no, iz not mai kitteh. i doan haf a kitteh!!! :(
        stoopid landlordz woant lemme. braekz mai heartz.

        • SeaofSapphires says:

          princess of troy – I love your caption on the bathtub kitty with no bubbles. But I can’t find your page. Please help me find you so I can favorite your picture. I’m so lost.

  37. sprigmom says:

    Dat kitteh bery koot in der!

    Mai liddle gurl putz our rattiez in her howse an barn etc that r 4 Fishie Prize Liddle Peeps. Thay lovz to splor all roun an go in an out windoz an doorz.

    Ownee prolem is our goggeh tryz to get em out! Ai hav to hole himz coller an say “No, no! Tha iz not a fud! Can not eat!!!”

  38. dancinggirl says:

    Briliant pic That Kitten is sooooooooooooo cute!!! How did it fit?!

  39. March Hare says:

    Aww! U so teeny! U fit in little dollhouse bathtub!

    I must SNORGLE!!!

  40. Tiara says:

    THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE! THE KITTEN IS LIKE A TINY FURBALL! mY CAT WOULD KILL ME IF I DID THAT TO HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. Evrybodeh lurves lols says:

    awwwwww dat iz da cutest ting i evr sawed! i lurve cut lols!

  42. Evrybodeh lurves lols says:

    awwwwwwww dat iz da kootest ting i evr did saw!

  43. amee says:

    omg that is so cute i think thas the best one so far!!

  44. ruledbyfantima says:

    KWOOT alart might exsplort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. ittehbittehkitteh says:

    needz to have littel itteh-bitteh-kitteh bath toyz and rubbar duckehs and teh tub brokeded its a sink on itz sidee!

  46. Erkie says:

    its a barbie house duh i have one


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