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little princess dollhouse for little princess kitty.
OR - little PRINCE kitty is not interested in things like playing futball….
Maybe hee just need baf frum bein sweattie. Specially dem featz!
Careful looking at the bathtub seems to reveal a wash basin and faucets embedded in its side. Maybe its that type of bathtub that you turn down from the wall when youz needs it, then is again rolled back up to normal position to use for wash basin. We konsidered one for our bathroom, but went with old-fashioned stationary fixtures.
dey use ta makes wun wif a potty embedded in side but was not win
Neet-OH! Wunnert wha dat waz on sied!
Sounz as do cud be mezzy if malfunshuns.
Wai nod ged?
a Murrfy tub???
ALMOST a brilliant idea
again - a murphy tub ??? how f-ing heavy would that be ??? did you have to install a garage door opener motor on the ceiling to hoist it back into place ??? and who wants to have to let down the tub to take a bath ???
this sounds like the spork (spoon+fork) - ALMOST a good design idea. but not.
i once had a computer game in which sporks were the ebildoers. wuz funny.
the good guys had to have Chex cereal shields…
i am easily amused.
Chexquest!
I used to love that game!!!
but Moooooooom! I dont want sissy pink walls! I wanna live wif GI Joe!
I always though GI Joe was hot! - I wouldn’t mind living wif him too!
I donna want to burst de fantazee, but …. (look around, lower voice to whisper) GI Joe didn’t have anything goin on below the belt, if u no whut I meanz. Nudge nudge, wink wink. Say no more.
Concatulolshuns for nawt second Cookie
U need a baf afer walkin on da water kitteh?
mebbee dis teh pre kwel-is littler kitteh?
Barbee gonna git you
kitteh jus wantz to plays wif Barbee- y’kno, pulls teh head off adn bat it round wif paws. is fun gaem fur kittehs. why Barbee no like?
Dat’s ackshully wut ai used to do. Mai Barbee had onlee wun fut an was partly balded. Ai like to fink ai was blazin teh way for eqwull opporchewnities fer teh disaybulld. Ob corse, teh meninwitecotes came to a diffrunt cormclewshun - but ackshully is nice in heer in mai cell wiv teh sawft walls ….
Dis splanez lotz SJ. Lyke whi u go round tying peeps tugedder and den leavin dem!
How ur Barbee onli getz wun fut an pashallee bawlded?
Ai duz nawt remember wut happnded to her fut (honest, yer honner). But ai wuz bery keen on doin mai dollees’ hair, an did nawt awlways appreeseeate dat it wud nawt gro bak if attakd wiv teh nayl sissers.
Ob corse, den ai gawt a baby sister, so dat solvded dat prolm!!
mai brudder took Barbie and tieded a string on her nek and dunkeded her in gasoline and sets her ablazin den he swings her aroun in big circle ober his hed while he be chasin me…..ai thought it was her screemin den ai real-eyezed it be me screamin….taked me yeers to get bedder…..den ai foun out ai be good at fixin burns an helpin sik peeps….da rest be hiss-teree!
an wut career did ur brudder choose?
hey you guys is keeping me frum eatin my sup, cuz i knows i’d just snortlol it up my nose,
but, ummmmm. how does i put tihs delicutlee,
wut izyour brothur doin nao?????
CIA brudder….hoping he not be misusing teh gasoline!
CIA = Central Intelligence Agency or CUlinary Institute of America? Culinary Institute of America wud maek senz - ken plai wid fier.
(hope ur soop wuzzint too hot MO’S…posterior pharynx burns be tuff to treet….u know…pitiful entreeties)
CIA brudder watches ober us….”oh hai Myke! how be th3 spyin? waht? I wuzzint pose to say nuttin? Rly? well….remember my Maliboo Barbie? dat nebber came up in yer background check, now did it?!”
oops therez sum lowd ponding on mai door….gotta go!
mai barbee lukd liek taht 2. I has 1 barbee left frum bein liddel - 1 i nebber playded wif so it has all teh parts still on it. Barbee n Ken n GI Joe wud traed parts furr fun. (tehy was berry bored!!!) N Barbee liekd drivin teh GI Jeep. GI Joe wud drive teh Barbee camprtruk.
I nebber played wiff barbie liek a normal gurl. I bended teh toes till da feetz popped off, and cut dare hare and jest skweezd their heds to maek them luuk berry weerd. Den I wud thro them in the bery messy barbee howse. Mai barbees were nawt hoamcomming kweens. They wer owtcasts ov normal toy sosietee!
I nebber had a barbeedawl as a kid. Mom put wun awn ma 2nd (not)wedding cayk. (Iz lawng storee, sigh) She had awn same dress as me, berree keyoot….
But as a kid, no. I liekd Tonka trucks an Breyer horsees an books….
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Duz we awl rememmer da joke:
Mom sees dawter playin howse wif Barbee. Gurl puts Barbie in jeep wif GI Joe, in hawt tub wif GI Joe, in bed wif GI Joe! Mawmee sez “Honee, I thot Barbee came wif Ken?” Dawter sez “No, Mawmee. Barbee SOLD wif Ken, but she COMEZ wif GI JOE!”
Woody an allies gonna getz jooz 4 da toi torturin.
de makes good sowrds, too!
ok, now yur all skarin mee wif yur Barbee storeez!
course, i uzed to laff at Mr Bill n the BassoMatic on SNL
Luv Mr Bill & SNL! Butt whut be th3 nayme of th3 bullee? Blippo? Blotto?
Sluggo!!!
I lurved furstee fyoo seezuns uv SNL (Yoo no, when wuz funnee…
I wuz 10….
Spent yesterday awn da yootoob lookin at vidyos uv Gilda… Sigh…
Yes! Rosanne RosannaDanna “If its not one thing, its another” and Jane Curtin tryin to be patient.
still memberz “Samurai Night Fever” too.
My Barbies all had broken leggs. I wud tri to get dem to ride the Johnny West horsies, but the dern legs would brake off at de hip. My mom wud try to get me to play wit de dollys, but I wanted to be cowgurl. Dey finally tooked away my jumprope after I lassoed a kids bike while he was riding it.
How meny seconds didz it taek fur u to tie hims hands and feets togebber?
Kitteh mayde sure she wuz in defferent ruhm wit Ken.
Waat is dhat bwondee hoomin lookin thing wit teh no bendy legs runnin way n sayin “ken!! ken!! halp! iz a giant monser inna tuub?” I no monser..I iz jus kitteh wanna pway wit u!!
Call Lolcatburlar, dis kitteh need teh HunnertDollahTowill indis scenario
I has teh towill. I yuzes it furr mai splortz. see b-low.
oh, yeah yoo haz it. I fought LCB kept it fer evidents in teh “Crime o’The Cinchery”. Glad you is puttin’ it to gud uze. I kin only afford the $52.34 towill furr maisef cuz of all teh cat/dog/horse fudz I hasta bai.
gets teh verchual towill. Taht wai u can has eny kind ob towill u lieks.
Jooz gais gotz towill for da hitchhikin ob da Galaxy too? Dont not neber neber lose trak ob yr towill.
adn DONTPANIC
Uh oh. Dis meanz dat dere r leetul kidz in dat howz. Pokey, sqweezey litul kidz.
k
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(tryin 2 holds it in…
k
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kA *SPLORTZ*
sry is 2 mush teh kyuteness furr me.
s’ok I has mai oan towill.
PSA
EBBERYBODEE PUTS ON YORE POINTY PARTY HATZ FRUM TEH ANNIBERSARY PARTEE:THIS IS NAWT A DRILL!!!
wut you meen, you losted it!!!!!!look unduh teh bed!!!
cawling DRTINYCAT!!!
adn teh CCC
STAT!
*paniks*
*runs arownd liek hedless cheeken*
BAM!!!!! *starling and PSA annownzer collides*
*faws ovah*
*luks undah bed*
Whaddayaknow, I has finded mah hed.
Iz dat an african or european starling? Oh wayt dat queshon fur swallowz.
an eethur wai, ai dun knowaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!
Til resuntly, I were hedless starleenk.
Holy grayl ref FTW !!1!
Yah, needz tu b potenshul “splort” warnin atachd tu dis kitn du tu x-sesiv taiynee.
yewd tink tehyd know tihs bai nao!!! Splortz alerts r needed!!
helps if u haz vel-crode CHRG to side of ‘puter soze u can git to it swifflee…..sekundz count! infak, i haz mai hand reddy to grab CHRG whne i cliks on ICHC
hee hee!vel-crode!
grate idea SueBooKitteh!
I’m glad I slipped awn mai CHRG beefoar lukkin, or turrible messiness wud fallow!
and don ferget THE bubbly to sip…and the rose petals
An sum candulz.