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little princess dollhouse for little princess kitty.
OR – little PRINCE kitty is not interested in things like playing futball….
Maybe hee just need baf frum bein sweattie. Specially dem featz!
Careful looking at the bathtub seems to reveal a wash basin and faucets embedded in its side. Maybe its that type of bathtub that you turn down from the wall when youz needs it, then is again rolled back up to normal position to use for wash basin. We konsidered one for our bathroom, but went with old-fashioned stationary fixtures.
dey use ta makes wun wif a potty embedded in side but was not win
Neet-OH! Wunnert wha dat waz on sied!
Sounz as do cud be mezzy if malfunshuns.
Wai nod ged?
a Murrfy tub???
ALMOST a brilliant idea
again – a murphy tub ??? how f-ing heavy would that be ??? did you have to install a garage door opener motor on the ceiling to hoist it back into place ??? and who wants to have to let down the tub to take a bath ???
this sounds like the spork (spoon+fork) – ALMOST a good design idea. but not.
i once had a computer game in which sporks were the ebildoers. wuz funny.
the good guys had to have Chex cereal shields…
i am easily amused.
Chexquest!
I used to love that game!!!
ai use da spork on camps quite often akshully…
but Moooooooom! I dont want sissy pink walls! I wanna live wif GI Joe!
I always though GI Joe was hot! – I wouldn’t mind living wif him too!
I donna want to burst de fantazee, but …. (look around, lower voice to whisper) GI Joe didn’t have anything goin on below the belt, if u no whut I meanz. Nudge nudge, wink wink. Say no more.
Concatulolshuns for nawt second Cookie
U need a baf afer walkin on da water kitteh?
mebbee dis teh pre kwel-is littler kitteh?
Barbee gonna git you
kitteh jus wantz to plays wif Barbee- y’kno, pulls teh head off adn bat it round wif paws. is fun gaem fur kittehs. why Barbee no like?
Dat’s ackshully wut ai used to do. Mai Barbee had onlee wun fut an was partly balded. Ai like to fink ai was blazin teh way for eqwull opporchewnities fer teh disaybulld. Ob corse, teh meninwitecotes came to a diffrunt cormclewshun – but ackshully is nice in heer in mai cell wiv teh sawft walls ….
Dis splanez lotz SJ. Lyke whi u go round tying peeps tugedder and den leavin dem!
How ur Barbee onli getz wun fut an pashallee bawlded?
Ai duz nawt remember wut happnded to her fut (honest, yer honner). But ai wuz bery keen on doin mai dollees’ hair, an did nawt awlways appreeseeate dat it wud nawt gro bak if attakd wiv teh nayl sissers.
Ob corse, den ai gawt a baby sister, so dat solvded dat prolm!!
mai brudder took Barbie and tieded a string on her nek and dunkeded her in gasoline and sets her ablazin den he swings her aroun in big circle ober his hed while he be chasin me…..ai thought it was her screemin den ai real-eyezed it be me screamin….taked me yeers to get bedder…..den ai foun out ai be good at fixin burns an helpin sik peeps….da rest be hiss-teree!
an wut career did ur brudder choose?
hey you guys is keeping me frum eatin my sup, cuz i knows i’d just snortlol it up my nose,
but, ummmmm. how does i put tihs delicutlee,
wut izyour brothur doin nao?????
CIA brudder….hoping he not be misusing teh gasoline!
CIA = Central Intelligence Agency or CUlinary Institute of America? Culinary Institute of America wud maek senz – ken plai wid fier.
(hope ur soop wuzzint too hot MO’S…posterior pharynx burns be tuff to treet….u know…pitiful entreeties)
CIA brudder watches ober us….”oh hai Myke! how be th3 spyin? waht? I wuzzint pose to say nuttin? Rly? well….remember my Maliboo Barbie? dat nebber came up in yer background check, now did it?!”
oops therez sum lowd ponding on mai door….gotta go!
mai barbee lukd liek taht 2. I has 1 barbee left frum bein liddel – 1 i nebber playded wif so it has all teh parts still on it. Barbee n Ken n GI Joe wud traed parts furr fun. (tehy was berry bored!!!) N Barbee liekd drivin teh GI Jeep. GI Joe wud drive teh Barbee camprtruk.
I nebber played wiff barbie liek a normal gurl. I bended teh toes till da feetz popped off, and cut dare hare and jest skweezd their heds to maek them luuk berry weerd. Den I wud thro them in the bery messy barbee howse. Mai barbees were nawt hoamcomming kweens. They wer owtcasts ov normal toy sosietee!
I nebber had a barbeedawl as a kid. Mom put wun awn ma 2nd (not)wedding cayk. (Iz lawng storee, sigh) She had awn same dress as me, berree keyoot….
But as a kid, no. I liekd Tonka trucks an Breyer horsees an books….
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Duz we awl rememmer da joke:
Mom sees dawter playin howse wif Barbee. Gurl puts Barbie in jeep wif GI Joe, in hawt tub wif GI Joe, in bed wif GI Joe! Mawmee sez “Honee, I thot Barbee came wif Ken?” Dawter sez “No, Mawmee. Barbee SOLD wif Ken, but she COMEZ wif GI JOE!”
Woody an allies gonna getz jooz 4 da toi torturin.
de makes good sowrds, too!
ok, now yur all skarin mee wif yur Barbee storeez!
course, i uzed to laff at Mr Bill n the BassoMatic on SNL
Luv Mr Bill & SNL! Butt whut be th3 nayme of th3 bullee? Blippo? Blotto?
Sluggo!!!
I lurved furstee fyoo seezuns uv SNL (Yoo no, when wuz funnee…) I wuz 10….
Spent yesterday awn da yootoob lookin at vidyos uv Gilda… Sigh…
Yes! Rosanne RosannaDanna “If its not one thing, its another” and Jane Curtin tryin to be patient.
still memberz “Samurai Night Fever” too.
My Barbies all had broken leggs. I wud tri to get dem to ride the Johnny West horsies, but the dern legs would brake off at de hip. My mom wud try to get me to play wit de dollys, but I wanted to be cowgurl. Dey finally tooked away my jumprope after I lassoed a kids bike while he was riding it.
How meny seconds didz it taek fur u to tie hims hands and feets togebber?
Kitteh mayde sure she wuz in defferent ruhm wit Ken.
Waat is dhat bwondee hoomin lookin thing wit teh no bendy legs runnin way n sayin “ken!! ken!! halp! iz a giant monser inna tuub?” I no monser..I iz jus kitteh wanna pway wit u!!
Call Lolcatburlar, dis kitteh need teh HunnertDollahTowill indis scenario
I has teh towill. I yuzes it furr mai splortz. see b-low.
oh, yeah yoo haz it. I fought LCB kept it fer evidents in teh “Crime o’The Cinchery”. Glad you is puttin’ it to gud uze. I kin only afford the $52.34 towill furr maisef cuz of all teh cat/dog/horse fudz I hasta bai.
gets teh verchual towill. Taht wai u can has eny kind ob towill u lieks.
Jooz gais gotz towill for da hitchhikin ob da Galaxy too? Dont not neber neber lose trak ob yr towill.
adn DONTPANIC
Uh oh. Dis meanz dat dere r leetul kidz in dat howz. Pokey, sqweezey litul kidz.
k
k
(tryin 2 holds it in…)
k
ka
kA *SPLORTZ*
sry is 2 mush teh kyuteness furr me.
s’ok I has mai oan towill.
PSA
EBBERYBODEE PUTS ON YORE POINTY PARTY HATZ FRUM TEH ANNIBERSARY PARTEE:THIS IS NAWT A DRILL!!!
wut you meen, you losted it!!!!!!look unduh teh bed!!!
cawling DRTINYCAT!!!
adn teh CCC
STAT!
*paniks*
*runs arownd liek hedless cheeken*
BAM!!!!! *starling and PSA annownzer collides*
*faws ovah*
*luks undah bed*
Whaddayaknow, I has finded mah hed.
Iz dat an african or european starling? Oh wayt dat queshon fur swallowz.
an eethur wai, ai dun knowaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!
Til resuntly, I were hedless starleenk.
Holy grayl ref FTW !!1!
Yah, needz tu b potenshul “splort” warnin atachd tu dis kitn du tu x-sesiv taiynee.
yewd tink tehyd know tihs bai nao!!! Splortz alerts r needed!!
helps if u haz vel-crode CHRG to side of ‘puter soze u can git to it swifflee…..sekundz count! infak, i haz mai hand reddy to grab CHRG whne i cliks on ICHC
hee hee!vel-crode!
grate idea SueBooKitteh!
I’m glad I slipped awn mai CHRG beefoar lukkin, or turrible messiness wud fallow!
and don ferget THE bubbly to sip…and the rose petals
An sum candulz.
An catburry choclates.
n muzik.
a aroma fare-apee, a boddle ob booz, an a cantelope..
a (rubber) duckie, a eclair, an a fizzy-ball..
a giant giraffe, a hoolahoop, a igwana…
Jacquard bafftowels, a kite, lilly ob teh valee baffoyl,
muumuu fr aftr teh baf, nubby glovz fr exfolyatin, over-teh-dor hook fr hangin teh muumuu on,
pictures of water lilies, quirt to lasso maid/nawtee dood to clean up, roast beef sandwitch (who is nice and will give you a 500 square foot bathroom you now need)
an a kyoot someone to wash yr back.
ackshully ai wud settle for a nawt-kyoot sumwun to wash mai back, is hard to reech dese days
and ebberee buddies skin so dry here in Shi-caw-go it be nice to hab sumwun to rubz on thik loshun!
Anudder job fur da yung nekkid guy in da nawtee barn.
Da hot watta… wai u tayks it awl?
“hot wattar burn bebeh”
Ware is teh buttun to tern teh jacooozzi on?
“Tiny bubbbbles….
In teh baff.
Tiny bubbbbbles…
Tehy maek me lik laff.”
(Sumbuddy B looking 4 Don Ho a pic or 2 bak!)
i taek u owt fr lunch at El Loro, kitteh, den u cans try agen
Whi da phone allwayz haz tu ring jus wen eye getz in da tub??
FTW!!11!! ibs so troo!
or teh liddel chillenz fingerz come under de bafroom door “Mom, r u in dere? Mom? Mom? Mom?”
Or teh kitteh hoo haz nawt ben fed 4 twenny minutz. If teh dorz iz klozd, teh kitteh B on teh rong sied.
ai has teh kat hu will open mai bafruum door, an tehn simply walk away.
uv course, occasionaly he willstay in there.
and ai do have teh intyre daonstayres tu maiself.
still, ees slightly annoying, but mossly kyute.
mai kitteh opinz dorez to. day handelz, nawt nobz, so he jumpz up and hangz offada handel till it opinz. haf to keep dorez lokd or he ’scapez.
oar teh wurrying “krash” from downstares…. followd bai teh dedly hush an den teh fewriyuss wisprins of gilt….
Or … NO WISPRINS AT ALL … jus dedly silens …
Liddill Prittee Wun
loozd intrrest inz Barrbee Dreem
Howse. Behbee Kitteh
deesyded 2 movvz
in. Fitz Behbee Kitteh lykez
a well taylurrd glub.
Lawtza playses 2
ekksploar andz Napz in. Kitteh
lykez Bafftubb t3h best
Jack.
Yes, kitteh bebeh MUST have bubbles! A kitteh without bubbles is like … is like … is like a day without … no, that’s not right … hm, is like … Can’t think of what a kitteh without bubbles is like.
Iz laik a kitteh widdout bubbles!
laik poots wifout stinkees?
Ai waz tinkin moer blowin tru a straw.
OOOPS! Wrong spot!
Yes! Exactly! Brilliant! Lol!
Aftur mai bath, Ai go drive Barbie Ferrari!
Hai, Gina, JAJEH andz Aoife:
Barbee andz Kenz muss
habz moovd andz gawtten a flat
inz Boaka Ratawn
Ferrarree iz nyse,
butz Goald Diggurr Barbee habz
eebeen nyserr Poarsh!
A Kitteh wiffowtz
bubbillz is lyke Ferrengee
wiffowtz a munneez
Jack.
HEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEHEEE
ferrengee wifoutz a munneez
inconseeevabul.
Ferengee not been followin da roolez uff akwazishshon.
oar mebee he has copy of rools of aqua sishyon frum win teh Gran Naygus went kuku for cocoa puffs in teh hed. i fergets why.
prolly tranzporter axident.
or gots sent to alternate parrallel yet opposite unipurse.
or trabelled in tyme to a parraleel yet opposite universe bekuz ob a transportuh aksident.
or mebbee jus cuz teh writerz wanted him to.
. . .an teh fish not so grate in florerda, so barbee runs off with joe to baton rouge!
jambalaya an a crawfish pie an fillet gumbo
kuz tonite i’z gonna see mai ma cher ameow
gi joe, he gotta go, meow meow
sonofagun heel haff bigfun on teh barbie
Oooh, boi! A picher laik diz canbe FAYTALL!
Ai wud agree! Ai glad I can has my CHRGw/doi ur Ai wud be beeeg mess on flor nao.
Tho, if teh CCC be arownd an hab sum extruh choklit an blankees, ai cud yuuz sum…teh pressures…tehy iz strong.
mai tuckseedoe kitteh laiks to peepee in teh tubb…anibodee elses kitteh be doin dat?
s’ok if tihs littel kitteh dooz dat…him nawt habs much pee…but mai tuckseedoe boi is heep bigg kitteh…him gots lawts ob pee!
an no, hims litterbocks ibs not derty…ibs bery cleens an freshy litter in dere.
Ai had kitteh wunce hoo poopood in teh tubb – wuz nawt nice. She juss liked it dere. She wud use litterbawks too, but for sum reesun ebery mornin she wud go in teh baff.
Ackshully, bafftub was brown an pleh so wus maybe kitteh’s way of commentin awn teh decor.
Yup, my oringe kitteh used to doo tat into the shawer drayn – him was heep big cat too – and I had prefect litterbocks for dais an dais!!
yes mah Sheeba kitteh likes to pee in de tub dat rite next to her litterbox. we put litterbohx in tub (it in spare bafrum) not matter, she like peein in tub. when we sees her goin in tub we fuss her, she jump out, but still…
mai kitteh Moxie wud jump in da tub affer mai showr. she no pee dere, but she wud drink leffover water.
weird kitteh.
Ai start leffin sink tap on, she drink dat nao instead.
I had kitteh dat wud lik teh water awf mai legs after mai shower. Was verreh strange kitteh.
Look into UTIs. Mine only peed in da tub when they was sic.
yeh–sik kitteh likes teh cool bafftub stedda teh skratchy litterbox. Tell ur vet if kitteh pees inna tub.
I conccur wif teh doctorcat!
But serieously, mah Silkeh did this ween she furst mooved in wif me; ai fink she was skeered that ifn she went owtside she mite not get bak in agen (she’d been livvin ruff in an ole car) enewais, she was peein in teh baff an ai notissed teh blud – the vet sed it was a UTI caused by urine retention.
Happitail 4 boff ov us she recovered kwikly but funnily enuf the baff is still her “safe playce” where she stays wenn stressed. So kyoot – joo can juss see teh tips ov teh eers peepin over the edge ov teh baff, she tinee caliko kitteh (but finks she 500 lb Bengal Tiger).
Ai onlee hav a kitteh dat goez peepee in teh londree tub iffen she getz stuk in teh londree room. kitteh klymez over teh baysmint wal into teh londree room en jumps down to teh flor…den kant jump bak up over teh wal frum teh londree syde. is phunnee hao she wud frget dis fakt ebry fyoo weeks. ennyway, we puttid a litterboks in teh londree room just in kayse, en kitteh stopt jumpin over teh wal! stoopy kitteh.
Mebbe lukkin fur eggscuse to pee in londree tub. If litterbox der,no eggscuse, so stop goin der.
*gaspppp* Ai cannawt bleev mai eyes! Hao can NE buddy be so irrespnonsibul as to sho a pickshur of a kittn in a bafftub! Doez u peeple nawt no dat teh kittehs is PORUS???? Dis bery, bery danjeruss. Ai is horrifyed an is ritin to mai Em Pee rite nao!!!
Gratuitous use of ironic satire detected…
Is like myoosik, no?
Dat poor vettech! She be all seeryus and we werent! Esbeshally pard about porous kittehs, laik sponches! Wunner ware she wen?
Remmemmer….alweez letta vettech bathe yer kitteh!
SJ receebs reply in teh snayl mayle:
Deer Sir/Madame,
We acknowlej teh receeet of your letter ob 22 Jan 2008. Rest asshured id weal reseeb awl teh attenshun it deeserbs.
Cordyally yours,
the awfice ob yore EmPtee
snailmail ekwivalent of “yur callz berry important to us, plz to continoo to hold”
Mary, r u in teh Yoo Kay or Canada? I aks becuz u can haz EmPee liek in Canada.
naw, i libs in teeny tiny New Ingerland. we can noes hab teh MP. Just tryin to imitate teh UK peeps lolspeek accent. How’d eye doo?
Gee, Mary O’Spockn, taht wuz just swell!
(ai is tryin teh Merkin acksint, how’d ai do?
heeeheeeheheeeeee
brillllyunt!!!
PLEEZE DONNOT DO DIS!
lul
too cyoot! mai hed ex-splortz!
Calgon, taek me awai!
richerd gare kitteh begins to fawl in lub wif pritee jewlya robber kitteh, dispyte soshul dyspairitees.
The Crapture haz no komment
The Crapture iz ded oar am deeply stunned from teh apokoliptik levelz of KYOOT!
(*splort*)
STAY WIF ME CRAPTURE! STAY WIF ME! Quick! CCC and eemerjencee response teem STAT! CCCode Kyoot! I repeet CCCode Kyoot!
iz ok, i killded enuf braysellz when i was yung taht teh hed splozhuns are a foarmalatee
Oh deer, LOLspeek be gettin to meh, I jus translayted “Franse Uiensoep” as “Frensh Onion Soop”.
tahts okay, ai too has finded mahself lukin at weerd wurds and tryin to translayte frum lolspeek tu engleesh, tehn ai reealize taht ai juss needs tu expand mah engleesh vocabulary
Wurse still, I’b started talkin lolspeek wif out relizin it! Is bery ember.. ambar.. it makz mai fase pink!
Kitteh, mebbe u cen maek yer owne Bubblez!
wayre iz mai rubbr dukkee? hee maykez baftym sew mowch fun!
OT:
im in ur cereal coarteks pwn1ng yr volvded veesual responsees
http://io9.com/347041/evolution-explains-why-lolcats-control-your-mind
Reezun #1: They are kyoot.
OT:
im in ur cereal coarteks pwn1ng yr volvded veesual responsees
io9.com/347041/evolution-explains-why-lolcats-control-your-mind
DUPLICATE IGNORE THIS IGNORE THIS IGNORE THIS IGNORE THIS IGNORE THIS IGNORE THIS WHY ARE YOU STILL READING IGNORE THIS IGNORE THIS
*stares intently*
this is a vry vry cute kitteh
Hear, hear.
princess kittah no moar
i wantz tu be Mcdonald’s kittah
I needz mah bak skrachor
O hai,
wood U ‘jacuzz me a minint?
i sink we all has to faucet now or lather.
if u dont fixture kitteh, u’ll be showered with itteh bidet kittehs.
kute kitteh tries out 4 “catsintubs.com”
nawt to be lookin win i iz in mai birfday soot!
Dis muss b won of de kyootest kittehs eber.
CCC ward gonna b pakt all nyte…
i agwee!!! he soo coot wif his fory wittle paws an BIG bwown eyes uh oh
TO COOT TOO COOT
(CCC comes now)
Fishykitty
i iz so gladz dey fahnilee putz wun of mai lolz on teh frunt payge!!
hard-werkin kitteh dizervz looong bubblez baf
Princess of Troy!!!
Congratulashuns on ur pikshur!!! Dat’s a purrfect catshun.
Iz dis ur kitteh, too?
Enjoy ur grate dai on teh front page!
tank uz!!
no, iz not mai kitteh. i doan haf a kitteh!!!
stoopid landlordz woant lemme. braekz mai heartz.
princess of troy – I love your caption on the bathtub kitty with no bubbles. But I can’t find your page. Please help me find you so I can favorite your picture. I’m so lost.
Dat kitteh bery koot in der!
Mai liddle gurl putz our rattiez in her howse an barn etc that r 4 Fishie Prize Liddle Peeps. Thay lovz to splor all roun an go in an out windoz an doorz.
Ownee prolem is our goggeh tryz to get em out! Ai hav to hole himz coller an say “No, no! Tha iz not a fud! Can not eat!!!”
Briliant pic That Kitten is sooooooooooooo cute!!! How did it fit?!
Aww! U so teeny! U fit in little dollhouse bathtub!
I must SNORGLE!!!
THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE! THE KITTEN IS LIKE A TINY FURBALL! mY CAT WOULD KILL ME IF I DID THAT TO HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
awwwwww dat iz da cutest ting i evr sawed! i lurve cut lols!
awwwwwwww dat iz da kootest ting i evr did saw!
omg that is so cute i think thas the best one so far!!
KWOOT alart might exsplort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
needz to have littel itteh-bitteh-kitteh bath toyz and rubbar duckehs and teh tub brokeded its a sink on itz sidee!
its a barbie house duh i have one