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cause new ears r bakordereded for months.

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  1. Ambercat says:

    but Ai cud has toeld yu, Vinsent, teh werld wus neber ment for wun as byootifull as yu

  2. Cookie's human says:

    That artistic statement hurt alot more than I thought it would!

    • kitkay says:

      early body modifikashun art—
      van gogh kitteh way ahed ob hiz time–

    • BamaHern says:

      i fink u quitely teid 4 nawt-2nd!
      untie yersef adn join me:
      hippy-hippy 4ward
      hippy-hippy-hippy-hippy-hippy SHAKE

    • JAJEH says:

      Haz bin suggessed dat Gaugin cut off V.G.’s eer. Historian sed Gaugin had a military sword, bote got drunk an inna fait, an Gaugin clipped his eer. Dat cauze V.G. tohave seizure….he sed he remmemerd nutting, an Gaugin claimed he did it to self. BUt wud have been eezier for Gaugin tu du it den for V.G. to cut off own ear. Diz maeks sense tu me

      • doctorcat says:

        So hoo sent it to Vincent’s gurlfrend?

      • kitkay says:

        That is interesting. Was Van Gogh prone to seizures? I have recently read about an unusual type of seizures–artful, hallucinatory, beautiful–which some artists and visionaries have had, including Dostoevsky.

        I am so sad for Vincent.

        • JAJEH says:

          He describes them in his letters. He said he’s have a carefully planned painting, then a seizure would hit, and all his plans would be ruined, because he’d respond to what he was seeing at that moment. Seems he’d dilute the colors, which is why some of his paintings are light-colored with wobbly lines. Also seems he had grand mal seizures (“out like a light”).

          • kitkay says:

            hmm, I had thought that his wild brush strokes and such were the result of some kind of pyschotic episodes–or depression, at least.

      • Kat H. says:

        Thet eshplanashun bout wyled M. Goe-gan, ai haz herd it. Cud has teh possibul!

      • paws4thot says:

        Well, ib teh eer wus cutted off wit a sord. Ah awlwaiz thot it waz cutted off wit a nyfe awr an open rayzor.

        • JAJEH says:

          That’s what Gauguin claimed!

          • Sunnshyne says:

            I diddent noes about da theery of Gogahn cuttin off hiz ear…dass interestin.

            Awl I noes is dat I ken sit an luk at poor Vincent’s payntings fur a long, long time…speshully sunflowers an irises an da Provence works.

  3. Hitta says:

    poor kitteh has no eer

  4. kitkay says:

    oh nooesss.
    *screem*

    • stend says:

      van gogh cat’s van is gone !!! “hey, you – stop the van !!!”

      OK nevermind

      • kitkay says:

        KK: “too layte it alreddy went”
        Stend: “ware did it gogh?”

        • My Impreshun is dat Vin sent teh van.

          • Pittypat says:

            noes, it was his obnoxious brother, Please Gogh, or
            his sister who ate prunes, Gotta Gogh, or
            his cousin who worked at a convenience store, Stop’n Gogh, or
            his aunt who bleached his clothes white, Hue Gogh. or
            his Mexican uncle, Amee Gogh.

            his dizzy aunt,Verti Gogh, or
            The grandfather from Yugoslavia, U. Gogh

            The cousin from Illinois, Chica Gogh

            His magician uncle, Wherediddy Gogh

            The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother, Grin Gogh

            The nephew who drove a stagecoach, Wellsfar Gogh

            The constipated uncle, Cant Gogh

            The ballroom dancing aunt, Tan Gogh

            The bird lover uncle, Flamin Gogh

            His nephew, psychoanalyst E. Gogh

            The fruit loving cousin, Man Gogh

            An aunt who taught positive thinking, Wayto Gogh

            The little bouncy nephew, Poe Gogh

            A sister who loved disco, Go Gogh

            His Italian uncle, Day Gogh

            And his niece who travels the country in a van, Winnie Bay Gogh.

            • Pittypat says:

              oops, i skreeeeewed dattup sorry

            • annyluvsprintie says:

              Phew!

              Bery impressiv (an no skrewup worf menshuning).

            • Molly says:

              Bwa ha ha ha! I lolz at play wiff wurds… so klever.

            • annyluvsprintie says:

              Essept dat in TTI (an odder related playces) he’s “van Goff” an nawt “van Go” oar if joor showing awff (or Nedderlandish) he’s “van Goc”.

              Juss thawt ai’d menshun it.

              But ai still sai, that was a trooly impressiv feet, pp.

              (an this is a bit of a trolly commint.)

            • BamaHern says:

              “The little bouncy nephew” inherited his troubled uncle’s nature

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              No, no, alp – nawt trollee at awl. Yoo may hav inspired hur to eben grater hites!!! What can she doo wif “off?” Oar “oc?”

              Butt – pp – whar iz the “screwup? Ai has lukked and lukked – can’t find it. Though – ai feel a grate desire nao to haz sum proons. Ai luvs teh proons.

            • annyluvsprintie says:

              Fankoo, evergrashus JCH4K! I felt I has to poynt that owt cos it took me a minit to get it.
              Also the onlee “skrewup” Iai cud see was not dubblelining the furst few naems, that,s why I sedz “nawt werth menshuning.”

              Have joo evvah felt , the moar joo essplains, the moar joor killin things? liek aise doin now?

              Poyting-awt-the-ovvious disese, ai has it.

            • Pittypat says:

              . . . or his traveling niece, Taykeen Gogh,
              and her procrastinating brother, Goofy N. Gogh,
              and their sickly sister, Whoopi N. Gogh,
              or his angry grandfather, Flip N. Gogh,
              and his wife, Pissin Gogh,
              or his ancient old greatgrandmother, Dianne Gogh,
              and her playwrite husband, Anton Chekh Gogh. . .

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              :D :) :D

        • I_dans_dans_dans says:

          Come bak ‘ear!!!

      • BamaHern says:

        gogh cat, gogh!

    • kitkay says:

      evward Munch (nom, nom, nom) kitteh oberwelmed by exist. angst, skreems, den cobbers BOFF eers. Free yrs after V.G. dies… :(

    • Pittypat says:

      not eeer, silleh, not nooeesss

  5. Morticia says:

    Oh, Ambercat u rilly no how too hirt a gurl-mi ribz wil neveh bee th sam sintz two mutch laffin

  6. mary O'Spockn says:

    ewww-ad wif “sof pr0n” bak. Doo not want!

    • ambercat says:

      isn’t tehre sum playce to complayn bowt teh ads? Ai’m shor sumwum (D Marie, mebbee?) sed hao to a fyu dais ago

      • gascat says:

        goes to da burgaz cheez blog “news from….” uppa rit handz corna-
        I tolz dem weiz getn da icki zango adz.
        demz sez des nawt contracte wif zango- mus beez cumin in frum oder site (will hab to ask da gascat ’bout dat). I notic, itz awnli happenez whenz da gascat is logged inta his wurdpress account (oh gascat….u noes, da wun wif da floofy yellow undefineded animail fur a avatar…..whutz ya doin gascat????? “studin?????)

        momcat

  7. Cheezfrenz, Romans, countreemen, lend me your eers. Bof of dem. I meen it. Still wayting on teh udder eer.

    pee. ess. Jest wants to borro dem. Will bring dem bak.

  8. Icanhaspint? says:

    This picture is too funny for captions. Words can only detract from it’s awesomeness. Evan lolspeak werds.

  9. Neils says:

    What is the picture actually OF? The cat looks like it is in pain. I don’t like this pic. It scares me to think what the cat is feeling to be looking like that.

    • andy says:

      I concur.

      • JAJEH says:

        Ai alzo find diz picher disturbing. Mbbe juz position of cat. Doesnt’ look natural. Perhaps photo was tampered with….otherwise, I don’t know what is going on with this kitty. Even if ear healed some time ago, kitty could still be experiencing pain from severed nerves.

        Also, width of cat’s chest is odd. Much too narrow,

    • Callista says:

      Kitteh iz ownlee mewing. Eer iz prolly heeled long ago, odderwize kitteh wud be kurld up an snugglin sumwerez gettin better, nawt owtside an mewin fur dinner!

    • Callista says:

      I shud awlso say taht kitteh in payn or skeerd wuud be havin wiskers bak an otter eer bak an be krowchin on teh grownd. Tihs kitteh haz wiskers owt in feelin posistion an otter ear in lisenin posistion an nek streched owt tryin to see sumtin. Iz saiyin hai to sumbuddie. Or mebbe tryin to get tuna gudnomfud in hooman’s handz.

    • Martha says:

      I know nothing about veterinarianizzm, but it looks like the poor baby’s ear really is missing (not just a combo of camera angle and, perhaps, double-jointed kitteh).
      BUT it’s clear, from this photo, that the loss happened, at the least, weeks ago. Looks well healed.
      So, that’s not why kitteh is screaming — BUT he does look like he needs to feel a lot more peace and safety in his young life, doesn’t he?
      I hope this is a “before” photo taken by a cat-lover who is now giving him all that, plus enough good food and LOTS of hugs!

      • Daphne Moss says:

        I hopes so, too!!!

      • gascat says:

        mai gret anutz cat “lucky” (lawng stori der) wez almos albino kitteh- ceptn berri pale blu eyes az I recall, anywho- lucky libed in da norf california (danville- Salleh) wuz outsidey cat- gotz skin canser in bof earz un hadz to had dem removeded lik dis.
        dindnt seemz ta bofer himz much, himz still da “kitteh king ub da gardin, huntin da mousiez”- dindnt likz u to distract himz frum hiz joob. -pointy endz heez had dem!

        momcat

    • Martha says:

      Hadn’t seen Callista’s answers — thank YOU, Callista, for the wisdom!

  10. catalogical humor says:

    i can has stereo hearing?

  11. [FJ]Combichristina says:

    I came, I saw, I ROFLed…but on the couch.

  12. rodney dill says:

    Now my butt’s missing too… It’s a Cat-as-trophy.

  13. rodney dill says:

    Iron Mike’s coming again… everybody run…

  14. McGehee says:

    He tryed to imataet semafor bunneh and spraint hiz eer flap.

  15. andy says:

    i pity dis kitty

  16. LBeeeze says:

    wut ???

    iz lisening !!!

  17. Jack Deth says:

    Kitteh seez summfeeng
    verreh verreh badz. Hewminz
    burneeng Cheezburgrz!

    Dis iz rawng onz so
    mennee lebbillz! Sum wunz putz
    t3h skeeree fyre owtz!!!

    Cheezburgr nebber
    hurtz enneewun, Wie Hewminz
    no canz reespekkt fud?!!! :-)

    Jack.

  18. MizHizzyFitz says:

    what the he** did they do to that kitteh to get that responzes????
    Sumtynes I really wurreez bout teh nature ub teh human speecees.

  19. AlehKitteh says:

    Eye thinks that when kitteh is skeered or in pane, eye poopils get all big like O..O. Nawt eyes, yust poopils. Dis kitteh got liddle slitty poopils. So I think not skeered or pane. Being luking for sumtin gud. An’ kitteh be talking ‘baout whut it be wanting.

    Eye wants to knoes what happened to kitteh ear, tho. Beeg Sigh.

  20. Carol says:

    No, no, definitely a Munch cat.

  21. DavecanhasDrTinycat says:

    Fink dis kitteh do not play well wif da odder kittehs. Fink him like to fites.

  22. LunaKitteh says:

    That’s what I get for going shopping and being away from my puter for a coupla hourz…. misse awl da fun… poor little wun eerd kitteh is re-thinkin’ his masochism… sowwy, Vinniecat! We lubs you…

  23. Sunnshyne says:

    dis kitteh luks liek he haz bin Photoshopt for sumthin — his ear’s missen, his cheek makes a corner (come on — kittehs doan have squair cornrz), an hiz nek an chest jus luk wierd.

    An looky real close — da focus on his face furz is diffrunt from da focus on hiz chest furz.

    I tink dis is a bad Photoshop, nawt a kitteh in enny kined of suffrin.

    • Sunnshyne says:

      I think I know what’s wrong with the chest — I’m not a Photoshop expert, but the moar I look at it, the more I think that it’s an adult cat’s head plunked onto a kitten or young cat’s body. The fur texture’s all wrong, the head’s too big for the body, the cropping of the head is NOT a well-done job — there’s just too many things wrong with this picture for me to believe that it’s a real cat.

      Breathe, everybody — I’m pretty willing to lay down my lunch money that this isn’t abuse of a kitty — abuse of Photoshop for sure, but I don’t think any kitties were harmed in the making of this photo.

      But it IS disturbing — I think because it doesn’t add up as a real photo…see the discussion of the ancient statue in the book Blink.

  24. JAJEH says:

    Agree with Sunnshyne. It looks really too weird to be real. I can’t make sense of the chest at all! And the whole thing looks tampered with, not a real photo.

    • kitkay says:

      I agree with y’all. Even though I am no photo expert, it is quite easy to see the above mentioned points, even before you pointed them out. To me, it is funny in a very strange way, but also sad in a very real way–makes me think of the tortured and painful life of a beautiful soul.

  25. stabboholics anonymous says:

    this looks supiciously like abuse… please take it down :-(

    • Jack Deth says:

      Hai, Sunnyshine, JAJEH andz stabboholics anonymous

      Coodz pawssibillee beez
      abewss. Orz Fotoshawp. I
      feenk Fotoshawp

      Foto iz 2 straynjj
      2 beez reel. Nawtz seen Kitteh
      luuk lyke dat B4z

      Foto grabbd meh ryte
      away. Didz nawt habz 2 feenkz
      twyse B4z ryteeng :-)

      Jack.

  26. Steve says:

    Dis piktur actully by Edward Munch, not Van Gogh

  27. Kevin says:

    Good selection 4 de front pg! :)

  28. Cat says:

    I’m all for the cute cat pictures but this cat needs to be fed. I find it a little upsetting.

  29. Naomi says:

    i canz seeh deh futuer!

    althou dat mae jus be deh ledh paintz talkin.

  30. graspee says:

    I dunno if it’s photoshopped or real but either way it’s disturbing and I don’t like it.

  31. lol, starving arteest cat ees emo cat

  32. cooknkate says:

    what you meen it wuz da leff ear?? u meen i gots it rong?

  33. jb says:

    Doez anyones mentions Edward Munch does “The Scream” ande nots Vans Gohg

  34. mooshy says:

    oh hai. im tryyng to fynd dis kitteh foto but libaree is sooo big. eny kitteh noes ware can fynd it? awreddy lukt at free hundreds. so sleepy but want to maek oen lulz. )

  35. mreaws says:

    methinks you mean edvard munch?

  36. LexiTastic says:

    I niid sum kapichenoz,
    and hesh bownz.
    is like niine in da merningz!
    wiat,
    is niine in da nitez!


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