Van Gogh cat
haz regretz
cause new ears r bakordereded for months.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Hazemonster
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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but Ai cud has toeld yu, Vinsent, teh werld wus neber ment for wun as byootifull as yu
Congrats, Ambercat! Funny nat-second! I guess the song/dance is obvious. We’ll do a long, slow, melancholy dance, dedicated to the tortured artist in us all.
I can has interpritive danse?
oenlee if yu put sum clofes awn!
I’m up for that.
starry, starry nite….
Dat;s at a museum neer me….ai have sat an wached it for an hour at a time!
Ohh, JAJEH—how lucky you are!!!! You live in Manhatten? I just LOVe the MOMA!
Wurk in Manhattan, live in Brooklyn. You?
i’ve libbed all ober teh US, incl. a bit in NYC 4 grad sch. live in OK now
oklehomeah ez whur ez at!
Poor Vincent: i can has Prozac?
That artistic statement hurt alot more than I thought it would!
early body modifikashun art—
van gogh kitteh way ahed ob hiz time–
i fink u quitely teid 4 nawt-2nd!
untie yersef adn join me:
hippy-hippy 4ward
hippy-hippy-hippy-hippy-hippy SHAKE
Hippys. I gotz tehm.
Haz bin suggessed dat Gaugin cut off V.G.’s eer. Historian sed Gaugin had a military sword, bote got drunk an inna fait, an Gaugin clipped his eer. Dat cauze V.G. tohave seizure….he sed he remmemerd nutting, an Gaugin claimed he did it to self. BUt wud have been eezier for Gaugin tu du it den for V.G. to cut off own ear. Diz maeks sense tu me
So hoo sent it to Vincent’s gurlfrend?
That is interesting. Was Van Gogh prone to seizures? I have recently read about an unusual type of seizures–artful, hallucinatory, beautiful–which some artists and visionaries have had, including Dostoevsky.
I am so sad for Vincent.
He describes them in his letters. He said he’s have a carefully planned painting, then a seizure would hit, and all his plans would be ruined, because he’d respond to what he was seeing at that moment. Seems he’d dilute the colors, which is why some of his paintings are light-colored with wobbly lines. Also seems he had grand mal seizures (”out like a light”).
hmm, I had thought that his wild brush strokes and such were the result of some kind of pyschotic episodes–or depression, at least.
Thet eshplanashun bout wyled M. Goe-gan, ai haz herd it. Cud has teh possibul!
Well, ib teh eer wus cutted off wit a sord. Ah awlwaiz thot it waz cutted off wit a nyfe awr an open rayzor.
That’s what Gauguin claimed!
I diddent noes about da theery of Gogahn cuttin off hiz ear…dass interestin.
Awl I noes is dat I ken sit an luk at poor Vincent’s payntings fur a long, long time…speshully sunflowers an irises an da Provence works.
poor kitteh has no eer
Is Evander Holyfield’s Kitteh
really? I thought it was Mike Tyson’s kitteh….
Hitta,
Iz can’t laugh. Skinny little scared cat…hope photo taken by frends…
*snorgle little one-eared cat*
oh nooesss.
*screem*
van gogh cat’s van is gone !!! “hey, you - stop the van !!!”
OK nevermind
KK: “too layte it alreddy went”
Stend: “ware did it gogh?”
My Impreshun is dat Vin sent teh van.
noes, it was his obnoxious brother, Please Gogh, or
his sister who ate prunes, Gotta Gogh, or
his cousin who worked at a convenience store, Stop’n Gogh, or
his aunt who bleached his clothes white, Hue Gogh. or
his Mexican uncle, Amee Gogh.
his dizzy aunt,Verti Gogh, or
The grandfather from Yugoslavia, U. Gogh
The cousin from Illinois, Chica Gogh
His magician uncle, Wherediddy Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother, Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stagecoach, Wellsfar Gogh
The constipated uncle, Cant Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt, Tan Gogh
The bird lover uncle, Flamin Gogh
His nephew, psychoanalyst E. Gogh
The fruit loving cousin, Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking, Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew, Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco, Go Gogh
His Italian uncle, Day Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van, Winnie Bay Gogh.
oops, i skreeeeewed dattup sorry
Phew!
Bery impressiv (an no skrewup worf menshuning).
Bwa ha ha ha! I lolz at play wiff wurds… so klever.
Essept dat in TTI (an odder related playces) he’s “van Goff” an nawt “van Go” oar if joor showing awff (or Nedderlandish) he’s “van Goc”.
Juss thawt ai’d menshun it.
But ai still sai, that was a trooly impressiv feet, pp.
(an this is a bit of a trolly commint.)
“The little bouncy nephew” inherited his troubled uncle’s nature
No, no, alp - nawt trollee at awl. Yoo may hav inspired hur to eben grater hites!!! What can she doo wif “off?” Oar “oc?”
Butt - pp - whar iz the “screwup? Ai has lukked and lukked - can’t find it. Though - ai feel a grate desire nao to haz sum proons. Ai luvs teh proons.
Fankoo, evergrashus JCH4K! I felt I has to poynt that owt cos it took me a minit to get it.
Also the onlee “skrewup” Iai cud see was not dubblelining the furst few naems, that,s why I sedz “nawt werth menshuning.”
Have joo evvah felt , the moar joo essplains, the moar joor killin things? liek aise doin now?
Poyting-awt-the-ovvious disese, ai has it.
. . . or his traveling niece, Taykeen Gogh,
and her procrastinating brother, Goofy N. Gogh,
and their sickly sister, Whoopi N. Gogh,
or his angry grandfather, Flip N. Gogh,
and his wife, Pissin Gogh,
or his ancient old greatgrandmother, Dianne Gogh,
and her playwrite husband, Anton Chekh Gogh. . .
Come bak ‘ear!!!
gogh cat, gogh!
evward Munch (nom, nom, nom) kitteh oberwelmed by exist. angst, skreems, den cobbers BOFF eers. Free yrs after V.G. dies…
not eeer, silleh, not nooeesss
Whut?!
Dude, I did WHUT while I was smokin’ catnip?
Whudja sai , I kant ear you!!
Magniftycent pome Pittypat!! Kudoz!!
Oh, Ambercat u rilly no how too hirt a gurl-mi ribz wil neveh bee th sam sintz two mutch laffin
ewww-ad wif “sof pr0n” bak. Doo not want!
isn’t tehre sum playce to complayn bowt teh ads? Ai’m shor sumwum (D Marie, mebbee?) sed hao to a fyu dais ago
goes to da burgaz cheez blog “news from….” uppa rit handz corna-
I tolz dem weiz getn da icki zango adz.
demz sez des nawt contracte wif zango- mus beez cumin in frum oder site (will hab to ask da gascat ’bout dat). I notic, itz awnli happenez whenz da gascat is logged inta his wurdpress account (oh gascat….u noes, da wun wif da floofy yellow undefineded animail fur a avatar…..whutz ya doin gascat????? “studin?????)
momcat
Cheezfrenz, Romans, countreemen, lend me your eers. Bof of dem. I meen it. Still wayting on teh udder eer.
pee. ess. Jest wants to borro dem. Will bring dem bak.
This picture is too funny for captions. Words can only detract from it’s awesomeness. Evan lolspeak werds.
What is the picture actually OF? The cat looks like it is in pain. I don’t like this pic. It scares me to think what the cat is feeling to be looking like that.
I concur.
Ai alzo find diz picher disturbing. Mbbe juz position of cat. Doesnt’ look natural. Perhaps photo was tampered with….otherwise, I don’t know what is going on with this kitty. Even if ear healed some time ago, kitty could still be experiencing pain from severed nerves.
Also, width of cat’s chest is odd. Much too narrow,
Kitteh iz ownlee mewing. Eer iz prolly heeled long ago, odderwize kitteh wud be kurld up an snugglin sumwerez gettin better, nawt owtside an mewin fur dinner!
I shud awlso say taht kitteh in payn or skeerd wuud be havin wiskers bak an otter eer bak an be krowchin on teh grownd. Tihs kitteh haz wiskers owt in feelin posistion an otter ear in lisenin posistion an nek streched owt tryin to see sumtin. Iz saiyin hai to sumbuddie. Or mebbe tryin to get tuna gudnomfud in hooman’s handz.
I know nothing about veterinarianizzm, but it looks like the poor baby’s ear really is missing (not just a combo of camera angle and, perhaps, double-jointed kitteh).
BUT it’s clear, from this photo, that the loss happened, at the least, weeks ago. Looks well healed.
So, that’s not why kitteh is screaming — BUT he does look like he needs to feel a lot more peace and safety in his young life, doesn’t he?
I hope this is a “before” photo taken by a cat-lover who is now giving him all that, plus enough good food and LOTS of hugs!