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Van Gogh cat

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haz regretz

cause new ears r bakordereded for months.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Ambercat

but Ai cud has toeld yu, Vinsent, teh werld wus neber ment for wun as byootifull as yu

Cookie's human

Congrats, Ambercat! Funny nat-second! I guess the song/dance is obvious. We’ll do a long, slow, melancholy dance, dedicated to the tortured artist in us all.

TheMadLibrarian

I can has interpritive danse?

Ambercat

oenlee if yu put sum clofes awn!

 
 
 
 
kitkay

starry, starry nite….

JAJEH

Dat;s at a museum neer me….ai have sat an wached it for an hour at a time!

kitkay

Ohh, JAJEH—how lucky you are!!!! You live in Manhatten? I just LOVe the MOMA!

JAJEH

Wurk in Manhattan, live in Brooklyn. You?

kitkay

i’ve libbed all ober teh US, incl. a bit in NYC 4 grad sch. live in OK now

lolance

oklehomeah ez whur ez at!

 
 
 
 
 
 
kitkay

Poor Vincent: i can has Prozac?

 
 
Cookie's human

That artistic statement hurt alot more than I thought it would!

kitkay

early body modifikashun art—
van gogh kitteh way ahed ob hiz time–

 
BamaHern

i fink u quitely teid 4 nawt-2nd!
untie yersef adn join me:
hippy-hippy 4ward
hippy-hippy-hippy-hippy-hippy SHAKE

sarakitty

Hippys. I gotz tehm.

 
 
JAJEH

Haz bin suggessed dat Gaugin cut off V.G.’s eer. Historian sed Gaugin had a military sword, bote got drunk an inna fait, an Gaugin clipped his eer. Dat cauze V.G. tohave seizure….he sed he remmemerd nutting, an Gaugin claimed he did it to self. BUt wud have been eezier for Gaugin tu du it den for V.G. to cut off own ear. Diz maeks sense tu me

doctorcat

So hoo sent it to Vincent’s gurlfrend?

 
kitkay

That is interesting. Was Van Gogh prone to seizures? I have recently read about an unusual type of seizures–artful, hallucinatory, beautiful–which some artists and visionaries have had, including Dostoevsky.

I am so sad for Vincent.

JAJEH

He describes them in his letters. He said he’s have a carefully planned painting, then a seizure would hit, and all his plans would be ruined, because he’d respond to what he was seeing at that moment. Seems he’d dilute the colors, which is why some of his paintings are light-colored with wobbly lines. Also seems he had grand mal seizures (”out like a light”).

kitkay

hmm, I had thought that his wild brush strokes and such were the result of some kind of pyschotic episodes–or depression, at least.

 
 
 
Kat H.

Thet eshplanashun bout wyled M. Goe-gan, ai haz herd it. Cud has teh possibul!

 
paws4thot

Well, ib teh eer wus cutted off wit a sord. Ah awlwaiz thot it waz cutted off wit a nyfe awr an open rayzor.

JAJEH

That’s what Gauguin claimed!

Sunnshyne

I diddent noes about da theery of Gogahn cuttin off hiz ear…dass interestin.

Awl I noes is dat I ken sit an luk at poor Vincent’s payntings fur a long, long time…speshully sunflowers an irises an da Provence works.

 
 
 
 
 
Angel Kisses

really? I thought it was Mike Tyson’s kitteh….

 
 
Daphne Moss

Hitta,

Iz can’t laugh. Skinny little scared cat…hope photo taken by frends…
*snorgle little one-eared cat*

 
 
stend

van gogh cat’s van is gone !!! “hey, you - stop the van !!!”

OK nevermind

kitkay

KK: “too layte it alreddy went”
Stend: “ware did it gogh?”

Pittypat

noes, it was his obnoxious brother, Please Gogh, or
his sister who ate prunes, Gotta Gogh, or
his cousin who worked at a convenience store, Stop’n Gogh, or
his aunt who bleached his clothes white, Hue Gogh. or
his Mexican uncle, Amee Gogh.

his dizzy aunt,Verti Gogh, or
The grandfather from Yugoslavia, U. Gogh

The cousin from Illinois, Chica Gogh

His magician uncle, Wherediddy Gogh

The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother, Grin Gogh

The nephew who drove a stagecoach, Wellsfar Gogh

The constipated uncle, Cant Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt, Tan Gogh

The bird lover uncle, Flamin Gogh

His nephew, psychoanalyst E. Gogh

The fruit loving cousin, Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking, Wayto Gogh

The little bouncy nephew, Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco, Go Gogh

His Italian uncle, Day Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in a van, Winnie Bay Gogh.

Pittypat

oops, i skreeeeewed dattup sorry

 
annyluvsprintie

Phew!

Bery impressiv (an no skrewup worf menshuning).

 
Molly

Bwa ha ha ha! I lolz at play wiff wurds… so klever.

 
annyluvsprintie

Essept dat in TTI (an odder related playces) he’s “van Goff” an nawt “van Go” oar if joor showing awff (or Nedderlandish) he’s “van Goc”.

Juss thawt ai’d menshun it.

But ai still sai, that was a trooly impressiv feet, pp.

(an this is a bit of a trolly commint.)

 
BamaHern

“The little bouncy nephew” inherited his troubled uncle’s nature

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

No, no, alp - nawt trollee at awl. Yoo may hav inspired hur to eben grater hites!!! What can she doo wif “off?” Oar “oc?”

Butt - pp - whar iz the “screwup? Ai has lukked and lukked - can’t find it. Though - ai feel a grate desire nao to haz sum proons. Ai luvs teh proons.

 
annyluvsprintie

Fankoo, evergrashus JCH4K! I felt I has to poynt that owt cos it took me a minit to get it.
Also the onlee “skrewup” Iai cud see was not dubblelining the furst few naems, that,s why I sedz “nawt werth menshuning.”

Have joo evvah felt , the moar joo essplains, the moar joor killin things? liek aise doin now?

Poyting-awt-the-ovvious disese, ai has it.

 
Pittypat

. . . or his traveling niece, Taykeen Gogh,
and her procrastinating brother, Goofy N. Gogh,
and their sickly sister, Whoopi N. Gogh,
or his angry grandfather, Flip N. Gogh,
and his wife, Pissin Gogh,
or his ancient old greatgrandmother, Dianne Gogh,
and her playwrite husband, Anton Chekh Gogh. . .

 
 
 
 
I_dans_dans_dans

Come bak ‘ear!!!

 
 
 
 
kitkay

evward Munch (nom, nom, nom) kitteh oberwelmed by exist. angst, skreems, den cobbers BOFF eers. Free yrs after V.G. dies… :(

 
Pittypat

not eeer, silleh, not nooeesss

 
 
Cookie's human

Dude, I did WHUT while I was smokin’ catnip?

 
I_dans_dans_dans

Whudja sai , I kant ear you!!

Magniftycent pome Pittypat!! Kudoz!!

 
 
Morticia

Oh, Ambercat u rilly no how too hirt a gurl-mi ribz wil neveh bee th sam sintz two mutch laffin

 
mary O'Spockn

ewww-ad wif “sof pr0n” bak. Doo not want!

ambercat

isn’t tehre sum playce to complayn bowt teh ads? Ai’m shor sumwum (D Marie, mebbee?) sed hao to a fyu dais ago

gascat

goes to da burgaz cheez blog “news from….” uppa rit handz corna-
I tolz dem weiz getn da icki zango adz.
demz sez des nawt contracte wif zango- mus beez cumin in frum oder site (will hab to ask da gascat ’bout dat). I notic, itz awnli happenez whenz da gascat is logged inta his wurdpress account (oh gascat….u noes, da wun wif da floofy yellow undefineded animail fur a avatar…..whutz ya doin gascat????? “studin?????)

momcat

 
 
 
Daisy the Curly Cat

Cheezfrenz, Romans, countreemen, lend me your eers. Bof of dem. I meen it. Still wayting on teh udder eer.

pee. ess. Jest wants to borro dem. Will bring dem bak.

 
Icanhaspint?

This picture is too funny for captions. Words can only detract from it’s awesomeness. Evan lolspeak werds.

 
Neils

What is the picture actually OF? The cat looks like it is in pain. I don’t like this pic. It scares me to think what the cat is feeling to be looking like that.

JAJEH

Ai alzo find diz picher disturbing. Mbbe juz position of cat. Doesnt’ look natural. Perhaps photo was tampered with….otherwise, I don’t know what is going on with this kitty. Even if ear healed some time ago, kitty could still be experiencing pain from severed nerves.

Also, width of cat’s chest is odd. Much too narrow,

 
 
Callista

Kitteh iz ownlee mewing. Eer iz prolly heeled long ago, odderwize kitteh wud be kurld up an snugglin sumwerez gettin better, nawt owtside an mewin fur dinner!

 
Callista

I shud awlso say taht kitteh in payn or skeerd wuud be havin wiskers bak an otter eer bak an be krowchin on teh grownd. Tihs kitteh haz wiskers owt in feelin posistion an otter ear in lisenin posistion an nek streched owt tryin to see sumtin. Iz saiyin hai to sumbuddie. Or mebbe tryin to get tuna gudnomfud in hooman’s handz.

 
Martha

I know nothing about veterinarianizzm, but it looks like the poor baby’s ear really is missing (not just a combo of camera angle and, perhaps, double-jointed kitteh).
BUT it’s clear, from this photo, that the loss happened, at the least, weeks ago. Looks well healed.
So, that’s not why kitteh is screaming — BUT he does look like he needs to feel a lot more peace and safety in his young life, doesn’t he?
I hope this is a “before” photo taken by a cat-lover who is now giving him all that, plus enough good food and LOTS of hugs!