Rorshark kitteh asks
teh hourglass… or teh kissing peepul: can u sees dem?
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kisses, kitteh kisses, kisses, kitteh kisses!!!
ai see kisses, too. An lots ov tehm.
karen – congratz awn yur arrival awn teh top spot today!!
Ai’m glad it waz yoo – becuz ai am going to ask yoo to share the dances an honors today wif non otter tahn – TA DAAAAHHH anc *cymbal crash*
FISHYKITTEH!!!
Daughter of momcat an liddle sister ov gascat. She iz 12 todai. Which maeks teh hourglass (wich ai can see too) veree appropriate!!!
So – wif kisses abounding and hugs {{{{{{{{{{karen}}}}}}}} an {{{{{{{{{fishykitteh}}}}}}}}} purrhaps wee cud start a conga lion? so ebreewun can eesilee joyn in? An laytur sum caek wif candles.
karen – wud yoo doo teh honor of hedding up this lion. Ai’ll be rite behine yoo – we can sing “fishykitteh’s 12 NOW, fishykitteh’s 12 NOW”
fishykitteh’s 12!!! fishykitteh’s 12!!! happee berfdai 2 u!
ok, conga lion…….march…..cat, i’m a kitteh cat, an i dans, dans, dans. an i dans, dans, dans. cat, i’m a kitteh cat………
an……I HAS A DREEM…….
karen – ai am awl smilez – yoo ar covering awl the bases today!!!!
mai kittehs KC, libby, an zeus sai: happee berfdai fishykitteh! we bakeded u a caek, but tehn we eeted it, sry.
iz enthooossseee….inthuseeahs… rillyhappily jionz teh konga lion.CHA-cha-CHA-cha- choklit, CHA-cha-CHA-cha choklit!
Hooray for fishykitteh bein 12 an for Karen teh nawt-second! I danses wif u! Yay!
>tagz on end ob lyne<
rite beehine u P4T!
mmee too, iz prolly too late fur fishykitteh to be up still ….so ai do a qwiet danse….
*whisperz*
fishykittehs 12 noaw ! fishykittehz 12 noaw!
happitail birfdai fishykitteh……an ai wishes fur u a bery happitail yeer indeed !!!!
congrats to karen on nawt secund.
and to fishykitteh on hur 12th burfday. mai I join ur conga?
congrashs… congress… well dun, karen! i can joyn conger danss? can SING lawdly, lissen: fishkitteh’s 12 NAUUUUU.
ohh, i has earworm nau. fishykitteh’s 12 nau! fishykitteh’s 12 nau!
happee birfdai fishykitthe!
gud job karen!
Conga rats to joo Karen! Amazeing perfromanss wiv teh capsshun and teh sawng ‘n’danss an teh inspirational speechy.
An 4 fishykitteh,
Happee Birfdai 2 joo
Happee birdai 2 joo
Happee birfdai deer fishykitteh
Happee birfdai 2 jooo!
An menny moar!
I will brings : alot of skweeky blowy things
banner wif happee birfai on it
cupcakes
drinx 4 evree buddy
eggs, scrambld 4 brekfust
fish 4 fishykitteh!!
Grate big choklit caek, hyooge pileobpresints, ice creem, jelly …..
an fanks to Janet for gettin dis started – ai was gowin to but was waiting for a new pic so that Fishykitteh’s birfday did nawt end up awn the end of teh chikkin fred, but den ai had to go to a meeting.
So HAPPY BIRFDAY FISHYKITTEH!!! Hope you has a most fantabuluss day.
Kellog’s PopTarts, lemon meringue pie, moonpies, noodle pudding. . .
orinjj jooce, pink cupcaeks, qwite a lotta donuts, red skittles….
sillee string, toffee choklits, umbrellars for teh drinx,…
happee birfdei fishykitteh!
Vegeatable beef balrey soop (hoemmaed), Waffles w/blooberrees, Xtree spresso fur the 16 ounz
mokka. . .
yellow Balloooooonz! …
Zillyunz adn Zillyunz o
HAPPY BIRFDAY FISHES FOR FISHYKITTEH!!!!!
YAY!
Happeh birfdai to fishykitteh does she get tuna fishies todai?
fishykitteh’s 12 NOW, fishykitteh’s 12 NOW
karen iz nowt sec-KOND, karen iz nowt sec-KOND
happee birfday mom-CAT, happee birfday mom-CAT
(aiz beleev mom’s shud be sellebrated too)
to-day iz da kat’s MEOW!, to-day iz da kat’s MEOW!
yeah ……ai aluus useded to cawl mi mudder up at teh 12:33 at nite awn mi birffdai….teh minit ai waz borned…to sai fank u……
foun oawt wen ai gotz oldur….she waz in labur wiff me fur 3 !!!!! daze…..YIKES !!!!!!
ai waz amazeded she ebber tawlked to me at awl wen ai foun dat oawt5!!!
Hippo, birdies, two ewe!
Hippo, birdies, two ewe!
Hippo, birdies, deer, ewe — fishykitteh whomb is 12 today!
Hippo, birdies, two ewe!
En miny moarrrr!
Cha cha conga!
LyP
YAY! i sees pwesents and banoons!
does da happy dance .. swirl twrirl prancy wee!
tank you guys ! i woves u!
Fishykitty
Happi Burfdai, Fishykitteh!
Ai coms layt to teh partee cus Ai wus at werk but Ai am hoem nao, in Teenytiny Ingerland, sending yu Best Burfdai Wishes form awl teh wai ober heer to awl teh wai ober tehre!
Ha! Bet nowun els at skool got speshul innerweb happi burfdais form awl arown teh werld!
is ok ambercat you her nuw
have some exshtra chocolate cak and exshtra choclatrate ice cweam
and tank sooo much !
(and nobebody in ma school gots dis many cards speshily from round da world!)
Fishykitty
Sorry i is late to the dance and birthday party, but it’s Monday.
Karen, i’ll get in on your next dance and most certainly on your next shopping trip to Wally and Marty’s store (irl; i have to go now and do a big shop)
Fishykitty, i’m going back in age to when i was 12 to come and help you celebrate your special day which we will call your “national holiday.” i think it will be much more fun if i’m your age too, and maybe the others will join in again and we can have an even bigger party!
I hope your day was great. jj sends love, tucker sends kisses and i’m sending you hearts and stars!
Laurie
((((fishykitteh)))) happy berfdai, awl teh wai frum India!! ai sends lots ub fish fer fishykitteh (fresh katch frum teh Indian Oshun) an awlso fer teh gascat!
hoppy birfdaz to fishykitteh!
Concatulations Karen, I ar dansing for Uz and habing sum drinkz too.
HA. the guys got a moustache, and the girl is wearing a 1920s style hat.
. .and also has a moustache
BONUS
theyre holding hands
Deffo teh kissink peeps.
“I see kissing people….”
Hoh! weerd!! Ai just seed teh kissink peeps! Dat is tu weerd! Nao, I habs de trubble seeing de ourglas! (shakes hed and rubs eyes genly)
so mennee tesses laytelee! sat, rorshark……is ichc kolleckeeng teh data on cheezpeeps??
besstet test 4 inttel…imtellig…entell…..smartness is sense ob humor!!! Cheezpeeps R genuiuses!
Wut you meen my bikini lyn need trimmyng?
Wow, that is the most intelligent posting I’ve seen in a while. Very clever and funny. Well done! (Sorry, forgot myself there)
Dis pic r teh winnar!
forgetful hyuman forgets himsef…
gos on tikles meh, i der u!
mah cheezburger bellie, let me show u it.
an advert down teh syde here sais “10 Tips To Lose Belly Fat. Lose 9 lbs every 11 Days…”
prolly meens no mor cheezburgers so *blows raspbery* to taht ideea.
no moer cheesburger?!!?!? is u mad I thinks u iz rite wif blowsing a raspbery. stupsid adverts
tank yu hitta tho reely ai was been flippint. *blush* Ai dont meen to diss teh adverts as it duz mayk sense. Its abowt foolin ur metab .. meeti…watsit. Ai suppaws u dont hav to cut owt cheezburgers altogevver.
dat iz a gud pont, wifout teh ads there be no ichc
Oar there mite be – we wud just awl haz to cawff up lotz of munnies to halp pay fur it. Ai guess ai will happilee luk at teh ads!!! (Cept teh ickee wuns – tehere haz been several taht, ai must admit, ai fownd a bit offensive . . .)
i see the end of the world.
w0w, yU has rlly gud eyesite~~
lol, i was just mocking ppl that always see negative stuff everywhere.
esp with rohrschach… some ppl, no matter what shape they are shown always see the same thing.
Dis amazeratin kitteh!!! I sees da hourglass AN da peeps smoochin. Duz dis meen it be time for da universersersaral lovin??? Random hugses and smooches!!
umm, iz room foar BOATH on dat dere tummee, kitteh!
ai lubs it wen dey curlzes da paws oaver laike dat. an such a nopen, trustin littul fays! awwwww
Mai Injeh kitteh does this too, she a big snorgelishus oranj gurl, with a floofeh tummeh.
I seez owwerglass and peeplz kising. Maibe kitteh iz broardcasting Daiz Ov Owr Lifes
Yes – I sees DOOL tew…Marlayna kitteh is gunna keel Steffano kitteh….watta wize tummeh dis wun has!
Bellee-vision – ai wants!!!
“Bellee-vision” hee hee hee hee!!!
Tyme for Tellee-Tummee
Tyme for Tellee-Tummee
Invisible blanket
I can has liposuxtun?
Smooooooochieees!
I see Both. and thats just amazing.
it reelly iz interesting. wat a unik kitteh.
Roamantikk Kitteh
awllreddee habz sketcheengz
awn himz lushuss furr
A troo bawn veevawnt,
Roamantikk Kitteh iz spoylld
rawtunn andz knoez it
Habz himz Prittee Wun
rappdd arowndz himz paw. Lubbz 2
habz himz belleh rubbdd
Jack.
LOLZ11!! That belleh iz just BEGGIN to be rubbed!! ai wud doo it if ai cud.
“Hai! Mai naem is Mister Snorglebellie. Wat’s joors?
Belleh jes beggin to be shnorgled, yep, haz ingravied invitashamons!
Watchmen cat anticipates movie.
Rorshark kitteh asks, Hoo Keeled Edward Blake?
Kan’t be dat Rorshark…kitteh 2 prittee n lovubul 4 dat.
it iz sed ozymandias – BUT waz eet reelly sueysyde by ozymandias?
what the frenchtoast!!!!!
I can’t seez nuffin–too bizzy snorglin dat handsum tummee!
Yay fur fishykitteh on her 12th birfday, an gud luk to mom on havin yet anudder teenager (I gots 2 of dem mahself)
Person on left, kissing the Grinch on right.
ai also see an elf’s hed in lower haf or
an upsyde down kitteh hed
n the towp blaze remynds me of nessie swimming under da waters
an da the 2 kissing peeps luk lyke mummies
an the overawl tummie luks lyke beeg taco wid sower kreem
cuz aim hungree
do ai getz da jowb?
Sowy, dis jowb habs a maxinom ov haff cup ov kwazy.
Ur test shows dat u r a full cup ov kwazy , plus a liddle moar.
Iffs we habs an opening fur a purrson to keep teh kwazy twane rolling, we will call u. U wud be purrfect fur dat jowb.
so aiz down get tu be astronawt?
or prezident?
or nukleer submareen kaptin?
how bowts teechur?
ai kanz teech teh PE!
Well, Philene, ur kinda in dis n-between category.
U hab enuff kwazy to b a US Prezident,
but nawt enuff to b astronawt (unless us hab an affinity fur diapers an road trips dat I doan no bout.)
U hab too mush kwazy to b eber a teechur or a PE teechur.
On teh odder paw, ur juss nawt kwazy enuff to be teh kwazy aunt / uncle ov teh fambly.
Affer careful considerashun, I fink ur bestest sooted to kwazy twane engineer or politics. I bets dat u cud go bery far in politics. Ur full cup ov kwazy iz a lot, but dere r a lot ov politishuns dat r a lot kwazier den u.
Bestest ov luck, Philene.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i love this ….
Ges iz betur den hazin pikshur uv cheezburgr awn ur tumee. Den u jes lukz et it an feelz hungree awl teh taiym.
I seez Lundun
I seez Frans….
…u getz dah ress….
I see Darrkwolff’s fancy pants?
Ai seez a big phat fuzzy floofy belleh in desprit need of teh snorgly rasleberries…….HHAAAAAAHHHHH**takes deep bref****…PPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTT
how bouts sum Cosby-style Zerbits?
*Dons snorgle snorkle*
*Dyvs in*
yup-deys kissin an holdin hands too!!!
what a cuting kitteh wit lurvely smoochee markingz!!
yup deys kissin n holdin hands too!!!
this is just amazing and i see both it took me longer to see the kissing ppl though but i saw them lol its frickin amazing!!! lol
i also see a big fluffy belly just asking to be rubbed!
oh Hai momcat…u did printz oawt diz wun fur ur dotterz to maibe takz to skool tomorry ??? herz gotz a u-neek birffdai groop ov wishez ….’
lik nya nya, teh nya nya,,,,,ai gotz eh peeplz frum awl roun teh whirld hoo sai happtail birffdai to me??? awl u gotzwaz tehy borin ole skool wun…..
sho dem stoopies…..
heehee you tellz um, salleh!
ps comes to teh brekfast & brings som sossiges
i think that this is cute
Dat’s teh mos magnifisent, snorgle-worthy belleh ebber!
Wowser, Sowwy ai missd da birfdai conga n awl… yesthurdai gawt kinna crezzy 4 me..buht … Happaist uv layt birdai’s, FISHYKITTEH~~ Yers awl growdupp nao!! Ai hopes et wuss teh awsum!
Awn anudder nowt… Dis kitteh es da purrrfect pitchur uv da luvz!! sigh…
I seez dem! I seez dem! Am Iz cured?
I wish my kitteh had a picture on her belly!
Actually, it wouldn’t be a Rorschach cat…more like a “figure-ground” cat.
i happened to look at one of the cats on page 89 or something…and there’s a kitten with a stomach JUST like this. same cat??
different cat. this is his ichcb.com debut.
Thats so cool!
btw its really weird how everyone talks like that.
rorschach.
but this was clever and very cute
I see a…seaturtle…and…Pom-Pom from Homestar Runner wif no arms