He’s another pet.

Just like Cat.

Thnx.

Wow, shows how very little you know.

THANKS!

And the mouse is fine. As you can see in the picture, Cat doesn’t give a rip about the mouse. It looks at it and walks off to eat kitty kibble.

The mouse is PERFECTLY safe, since I live in a one story house with no stairs and Edward (the mouse) happens to not like running about fast.

is awl ’bout animalishioousniss laffter

hee heee heeeee

‘at’s whachoo get in hampyjack!

No hamsters were harmed in teh making of dis post.

momcat

momcat

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momcat

whuts teh definishion uv a minor second?
two floutists playing in unison!

oooh! ai jus remembered a reel gud wun!

Band Gods

Conductor:
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to god

Trombone player:
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water if sea is calm
Talks with god

Oboist:
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
Is almost as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Talks to god if special request is approved

Floutist:
Rarely clears a quonset hut
Loses tug-of-war with locomotive
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
Is occasionally addressed by god

Bassoonist:
Makes marks on the wall when trying to clear short buildings
Is run over by a locomotive
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Dog-paddles
Talks to animals

Saxophone player:
Runs into buildings
Recognizes locomotives 2 times out of 3
Is not issued any ammunition
Can stay afloat with a life jacket
Talks to walls, argues with himself

Clarinet player:
Too afraid too jump building because of their reed
Works in locomotives
Too busy with reed for gun
Throws reed into water
Thinks reed is god

Trumpet player:
Argues with building when it won’t get out of the way
Sleeps in locomotive
Claims it’s too easy to catch bullets in teeth when explaining why he really can’t
Saves water to drink after every triple C
Thinks he’s god.

Tuba player:
Don’t really exist
Plays silently
Are really mimes in disguise
Believe there is no god

Percussionist:
Falls over the doorstep when trying to enter buildings
Says “look at the choo-choo”
Wets himself with a water pistol
Plays in mud puddles
Loses arguments with himself

Horn player:
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks locomotives off the tracks
Catches speeding bullets in teeth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
Is god

ai gawt tihs frum a frend whu played frenh horn.

bai teh way,

ai ees alto saxamaphone,

Alwais maeks meh feelz better.

Teh moobie iz coming owt in March! Can’t wait to see it!

I fink it habs been an extra funneh dai fur eberybuddeh.

Hopes u gots ur sads owt and let the happehs bak in.

{{{{{{{{{{annyluvsprintie}}}}}}}}}}
*smoo*

THE GUINEA PIG THEN BEGAN ROLLING THE BALL AFTER THE KAT!

Kat got tired of this *bump*, *bump*, *bump* stuff. Got offa floor, stayed offa floor!

Dem mean ol monkee lukin things chanting BOIL DAT DUSPECK!

An den: Weer here weer weer heer weer HEER!!

ooooo—gibs mee chills ebburree time I tink abowt it.

If you’ve ever owned a rodent as a pet, and used one of those travel balls for it to take a walk in, you’d know full well how secure the rodent is in there. It would take a genius cat with opposable thumbs to get to the rodent, and there aren’t such creatures yet.

I owned hamsters, guinea pigs & mice, and they LOVED their Walk-A-Bouts! We also always had at least 3 cats in the house, and while they watched & followed, they could NOT hurt the animal inside the ball. So just relax.

momcat

taht cood be we cheezfenz…(but ina good wai, nawt a spooki X-files wai) der waz a sperimint……..an we AWL de result ov a crazi skeem to popoulate teh whirld wiff brite, funnee, lovin, silleh, hoo luv to danse, an sing an rite pomez, an r parshul to sci-fi, an obskure musishunz, jest to naem a few ov ar qwealitiz……

an heer we ar …..!!!!!

noaw we jest needs moar peepl lik us !

Juz wanted to sai – joo been on a roll todai an joo givs me much needed cheering ups.

Fankoo.

I has 5 hunnert poynts

s nawt mowssez in dere, Mrrphh, s treet Big Mom poots fer meh dere ‘cahz teh puzzils ai sahlvz em an laffs an Big Mom dohn laik me sahlvn teh dohrz an solvn teh dawgz an sahlvn teh fridjj rae tohr.

Cum heer, Sis, and lemme gib u a beeg hug.

{{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}}

Mebee we r triplets? Can’t tell iffs DocFan iz a girl or a boi.