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my toy hav fud inside

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Andrea

James Bond kitteh purrfurs hiz snaak shaken, not stirred

yippee!!!

purrfekt ressponse, Andrea!

mary O'Spockn

ooooo, how about dis bershun ob lib adn let die (by way of weird al Jankovic)
“Chicken Pot Pie”

When we were young, Bernie’s Deli was down the block
(nom nom nom nom)
He made a great liver pate
(You know he did, you know he did, you know he did)
But if there’s one thing in this world that I like better
Than a corned beef on rye

It’s Chicken Pot Pie
Chicken Pot Pie

Romeow

I’ll danse to dat!

Chiken Pot Pie
*wiggles liek a chicken*
*pretends to direct orkestra*
*runs round liek mah hed’s cut off*

Grate commint Andrea!

TheMadLibrarian

Az long az does not requier Chikin Danse! Earwurm 4 U!!!11!!

 
 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

concat shoe lace shuns!
rekwest fur song & danz?
mebbee theme song
live or let die

yippee!!!

ore, how bout wii take to teh ballroom wif ACDC’s “Big Ballz”?

Andrea

Hmmm, dey wuld maek a varry innerestin medley…

 
yippee!!!

dis song krackles me up!!!

Well I’m ever upper-class high society
God’s gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I’ve got
The biggest balls of all

I’ve got big balls
I’ve got big balls
They’re such big balls
And they’re dirty big balls
And he’s got big balls
And she’s got big balls
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all

(etc)

(wii kuld have a bunch ob huge kitteh- and purrson-sized balls, rolling around the ballroom… ;)

kitsunerina

ai can has big balloooney bal foar dansin in?

 
yippee!!!

an wii will have teh band strike up a rousing rendition ob teh “Trolley-ball” song, which reeds, in part

Trolly, trolly,
rollly-polly:
holey-moley!

what’s yore goaly,
yU coally soully?

for our deer fren teh burger-biting troll—yesh, dat’s you–you can kome danse wiff us too, (iffn yU gotz teh b–s)

 
 
 
 
BusinessCatSuit

look into my eyes.
you know i can beat that hyoomun.

 
 
BusinessCatSuit

Brioni dinner jacket.
iz tailored.

 
catalogical humor

man…you do Furst rite!!!

 
Anna

Edward is not a snack.

He’s another pet.

Just like Cat.

Thnx.

:|

 
 
soledadenmasa

lulz

kitteh wunders whatz inside the wonder bal.

kitsunerina

ai duznt noe- mebbe chrumchee disnee kerakters? flavered cherrreee, limen, green, an graype.

 
 
mary O'Spockn

mummmah kitteh sez: QUIT PLAYING WIF YOUR FUUD!

Darrkwolff

But MAAAAWWWWWMMMM!!!

It buldz mah appematiet! No rly!

 
 
Gober

Nope, is meels in weels!

*grone*
ail gets mai coat :)

catalogical humor

we’ll try teh veel

 
 
 
calvin13

krunchee on teh outside, chuey on the inside

yippee!!!

[[[[raw inda middle! Pleh! ]]]]]

Nangycat

Noooooooooooooooes! Raw is much Noms!

 
 
Romeow

Frum mah faborite Far Syde -

Polar Bears eetin teh igloos.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Romeow - nao ai m shur - we ar twinz, separted awnlee bai spayce an tiem.

Ai LUV taht wun.

DocFan

Ai may nawt bee ur twinz (ur triplets!) (onlee tiem kan tell) but ai lubs dat wun too!

 
Romeow

Yeah! I hab a sister! I neber had won before.

Cum heer, Sis, and lemme gib u a beeg hug.

{{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}}

Mebee we r triplets? Can’t tell iffs DocFan iz a girl or a boi.

salleh

ani wun member teh eppysode ov X-Files…..wher der wer awl dees gurls being razed awl ovver teh cuntree an dey waz part ov a sperimint……

taht cood be we cheezfenz…(but ina good wai, nawt a spooki X-files wai) der waz a sperimint……..an we AWL de result ov a crazi skeem to popoulate teh whirld wiff brite, funnee, lovin, silleh, hoo luv to danse, an sing an rite pomez, an r parshul to sci-fi, an obskure musishunz, jest to naem a few ov ar qwealitiz……

an heer we ar …..!!!!!

noaw we jest needs moar peepl lik us !

 
gascat

weiz quadrupletz! Iz mai faborit two….
alawng wif da “skhool fur da gifted” wun!

momcat

 
 
 
I_dans_dans_dans

Me two!! Ai luvz teh far syde..

salleh

heh heh ai LIVZ awn teh Far Side……

 
 
 
 
 
yippee!!!

hamm-sammich hazza hard shell outsyde.

 
two_kittehs

Gandhian Kitteh are a followerz of MLK and beliefs in the principles of non violenz

Darrkwolff

Non violins???? O_o

mary O'Spockn

sum fowks fink violinz iz a form ob torchure…
not nesesaarily my opinyun.

just sayin…

pegataur

I a supporter uv non violenz to eardrums.

Which means no violens played by noobs!

kitsunerina

leest nawt newares nere me!

 
 
pegataur

Walk n2 a bank wit a violin case, adn dey worry you has a machine gun.
Walk n2 a bank wit a viola case, adn dey worry you has a viola!

pegataur

How yoo tune two piccolos?

Shoot one!

Tank yoo, tank yoo, I’ll be here all week.

 
Maus

What’s the difference between a cello and a viola?
The cello burns longer.

 
Maus

Pegataur: here’s the version of the piccolo joke that I know:

How do you get two piccolo players to play in perfect unison?
Shoot one.

 
Maus

One more, and then I’ll quit…

What’s the difference between a lawn mower and a soprano sax?

You can tune a lawn mower, and the owner’s neighbors will be upset if you borrow the lawn mower and don’t return it.

 
mary O'Spockn

wutz teh daffynishun ob purfek pitch?

teh acormdyon htz teh saxophone weh yew throw them in the garbij.

(ps. substituet teh instumentz of choize to amyuse yrself adn annoy myusishuns ob choyce)

 
yippee!!!

the viola and chello jokes aren’t so funny to ME: my boiz played tehm in teh skool—beleef me, playin fore tehm iz far more paynful tahn listening 2 teh n00b skweeqs tehy makes. Difference between a chello an a viola—about two thosand bukks.

 
pegataur

I a piccolo, flute, and piano player. I knows ALL da band/orchestra jokes.

What’s the range of a clarinet? About thirty yards, if you’ve got a good arm.

How do you get the trombonist off your doorstep? Pay him for the pizza.

Who are the people who hang around musicians? Percussionists

What’s the difference between an orchestra and a bull? Bulls have the horns in front and the @$$ in the back.

When a musician can’t handle an instrument, they give him two sticks. When he can’t handle that, they take away one.

 
Romeow

Stop!!! I laffin so hard, mah syde hurts!

 
annyluvsprintie

Romeow,

Juz wanted to sai - joo been on a roll todai an joo givs me much needed cheering ups.

Fankoo.

 
Romeow

Awwww…Annyluvsprintie,
I juss caem hoam an saw ur postie an u maed mah nite. :)

I fink it habs been an extra funneh dai fur eberybuddeh.

Hopes u gots ur sads owt and let the happehs bak in.

{{{{{{{{{{annyluvsprintie}}}}}}}}}}
*smoo*

 
gascat

hay pegataur! ai got wun too!

whuts teh definishion uv a minor second?
two floutists playing in unison!

oooh! ai jus remembered a reel gud wun!

Band Gods

Conductor:
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to god

Trombone player:
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water if sea is calm
Talks with god

Oboist:
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
Is almost as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Talks to god if special request is approved

Floutist:
Rarely clears a quonset hut
Loses tug-of-war with locomotive
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
Is occasionally addressed by god

Bassoonist:
Makes marks on the wall when trying to clear short buildings
Is run over by a locomotive
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Dog-paddles
Talks to animals

Saxophone player:
Runs into buildings
Recognizes locomotives 2 times out of 3
Is not issued any ammunition
Can stay afloat with a life jacket
Talks to walls, argues with himself

Clarinet player:
Too afraid too jump building because of their reed
Works in locomotives
Too busy with reed for gun
Throws reed into water
Thinks reed is god

Trumpet player:
Argues with building when it won’t get out of the way
Sleeps in locomotive
Claims it’s too easy to catch bullets in teeth when explaining why he really can’t
Saves water to drink after every triple C
Thinks he’s god.

Tuba player:
Don’t really exist
Plays silently
Are really mimes in disguise
Believe there is no god

Percussionist:
Falls over the doorstep when trying to enter buildings
Says “look at the choo-choo”
Wets himself with a water pistol
Plays in mud puddles
Loses arguments with himself

Horn player:
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks locomotives off the tracks
Catches speeding bullets in teeth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
Is god

ai gawt tihs frum a frend whu played frenh horn.

bai teh way,

ai ees alto saxamaphone,

 
gascat

yah- n sumdai uz willz growed up n beez a tremor saxamaphone!
den u getz awld n becums a bass clarinetz ur mabe…. a buffoon!

momcat

 
 
 
spykesmom

ai wuz in teh forf grayde (juss a wee tendur 8-9 yeers old) wen ai furst started playin teh violenz. ai fink it wuz a form ob torchure fur mah parints, butt ai stukked wiv it awl teh way froo hi skool, n eeben mayde teh Awl-Eesturn (Noo Engerland) Orkistra wen ai wuz in tenf grayde. korse NAO, twenny-sumfing yeers laytur, if ai tried too play, it wud bee lyke dat forf-grayde torchure awl obber agin.

butt ai am a strawng beleeber in teh prinsipuls ob non-violense. we sawr a fabyoolus moobie yessturday cawled “At teh River I Stand,” awl bowt MLK’s time in Memphis (inklooding his uhsassinayshun), helpin teh sanitayshun werkers get wut tehy deserved. Wuz a berry powerful moobie n ai hailee rekumend it.

 
 
catalogical humor

mmmm….naan violins

 
 
 
addkittehz

duzn look laik this kitteh ebber mist a mealin hiz life. DAts why he play wiff hiz fud. Nawt reely hungree

Darrkwolff

Nah…iz amoozing at furst….an den comz teh nom-nomz. ;)

 
 
rodney dill

Hard and crunchy on teh outside, soft and chewy on teh inside.