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  1. AriCat says:

    I can has teh loo paypuh?

  2. diva says:

    Wut u doin in der? U gotz mai birfdai prezunt?

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      Is dis Fishykitteh lukin fur herz present? just be pashunt Fishykitteh!!

      • gascat says:

        Havin awl you guys sayin happy birfday is da besht pwesent so far ,
        nobedy even wrapped me pwesents yet ! (momcat an gascat ar LAZY)
        an im not own da school birfday lisht! tank u agian an agian

        Fishykitty

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Deer Fishykitty – ai’m so glad wee had this marvleous opportewnitee to wish yoo a verree verree moast happee birfday.

          Ai awnlee wish we cud awl hav been tehre REELEE –

          We awl think yur famblee iz full ov teh win an awesum – an yoo ar nau part ov ar ICHC famblee too!! {{{{{{{{{{fishykitty}}}}}}}}} again – awn teh furst full day ov being 12!!!!

          Oh – an heer ar summoar balloonz – bloo an green an pink liek teh sawft blankees from teh CCC!!!! In awl teh eggscitment ai furgot to give tehm to yoo yesterday!

        • thisncat says:

          Fishykitteh, Happy Birfday!!! I not arownd an missed yor day! But send u a hug an a smoo. Hope U hab a grate yeer!

  3. AriCat says:

    oooh! Did I gets teh nawtsekkund? I can has danse naow?

  4. Gober says:

    Kitteh wif klosed-door-allergee.

    “Ai smell teh freedom!”

  5. snortscoke says:

    FIRST OMG!!!!

  6. KickahaOta says:

    Nosy Kitteh learns:
    just because nose _can_ go there
    doesn’t mean it _should_.

  7. Punkin says:

    halp! iz trapped! cant git owt!

  8. SJ says:

    Ok, u is rite, ai is rong, ai canNAWT hold teh clawset up awl by myself. Nao, liddle help plz?

  9. sleepys says:

    Dr. Phil kitteh maeks clostrophobeeya kitteh face feers

  10. North Korea cat is defecting

  11. Romeow says:

    I doan wanna tawk bout it…juss get Mom!

    • catawba says:

      You’se shore luks funniez. How bouts I goze the long ways to gets herz?

      • Romeow says:

        Lissin, juss GET MOM!
        Iff u doan get her rite nao, ur gonna b sowy wen I cum owt.
        I meen it – and hurry!
        I’z nawt kiddin round.
        Juss get her!

        • catawba says:

          Oh kais, but sheese knotz gonna be hapies. LOL, Maaaaaaa, yah know what you said ’bouts playens unders de dors, You nots gonna belebs what romeoz is dones! hehehehe

  12. jackie says:

    get mom i superglued mahself too…mah self

  13. philene says:

    psst. u wanna brake owt?

  14. Skimmie says:

    duz i nose u?

  15. rodney dill says:

    This is Carlton, your doormancat

  16. Simpson says:

    *sniff sniff*

    dats odd, i swearz i smelldz chzbrger

  17. LOLDemon says:

    Kitteh iz bekum a wuman fr furzt taiym?

    (O, I iz gowin tu land uv faiyr an no burgrz fr dat wun.)

  18. Paul says:

    Iz u in zere wantin’ owt or iz I here wantin’ in?

    • Molly says:

      He’z ok, but always learns the hard way that he’s getting bigger – can’t fit under the entertainment center as well as he used to. That’s why his sister showed up to make fun of him. ;)

      • Romeow says:

        Molly, is dis ur pikshure?

        • Molly says:

          Yes… the kitten under the TV stand is Daniel, and the gray one is Sophie. Currently stalking each other and romping around with toys.

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Hai Molly – what a kyoot pickshur. Ai wud say yoo shud contakt teh burgers fur credit, but tehy seem to bee abul to find these things awn their own!!!

        daniel iz still a kitten, then? An how old iz Sophie?

        An – whut did yoo think ov the capshun?? ai thot it waz verree cloase to Purrfekt!!

        • Molly says:

          I dint think of the capshun, alas… but yr right, I cudnt hav dun better! I just wantd to upload sum piks of my kittehs (to show them off mostlee) an itz fun to see whut other peepul think of wen they c my crazee catz.

          Daniel and Sophie ar siblings, around 3.5 months old – growing FAZT but still my babees.

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            If ai awnlee noo hau to upload pikshures ov mai kittehs, evereething wud crash frum teh overload!!!! It WUD bee fun to see what otters wud say fur capshuns.

            An – mennee congratz to yoo fur maeking the frunt page!!1 Just a couple ov piks ago, ai waz saying to Tribble (hoo jusst got there) taht so few ov “us” seem to get heer – and HEER YOO ARE!!!!

            YAYYY!!!

            An oh – 3.5 monhs old! Kitten delite detected!!! Mai “kittenz” will be FOAR in May – but still ar the babees!

          • Romeow says:

            Meny Congrats, Molly!

            Teh youngest kitteh I had waz 4 munffs. Kyoot at that age, but eben Kyooter wen they are younger. I saw a group ov baby pikshur albums at teh store yesterdai. Teh furst won was 0 – 3 munffs, next 3 – 6 munffs, etc. I thought that it would be so nise to hab that fur teh furry faces, too.

            I neber understood y I didn’t get meny congrats and a partee when I got a noo bebeh. Peeps muss be prejudice against furry faces or sumpfin.

            Enjoi ur noo bebehs!

  19. Jack Deth says:

    T3h ekkscayp tunnel
    Kitteh hadz layborusslee
    dug iz juss 2 short

    Hewminz andz dayr Wallz.
    Kitteh did nawt feenkz ubz dem
    wen himz maydz himz planz

    Annuddurr few feetz
    woodz habz Kitteh sayvurreeng
    t3h frootz ubz Freedum! :-)

    Jack.

  20. turtlol says:

    agorophobia kitteh won’t comes owt.

  21. jellybeansmom says:

    Mai beeg kitteh, he dus tha saym ting as dis kitteh wiff d noes unner d doar. Him dus it in d mornig reeeel urly fer moast effctness wiff d skreechie mrowwers fer hims momma (dat’s me) and hims wantin fuds.

    Mai leetl kitteh, she bees sneeky an she wayts foar big kitteh to clim in d kloset or d pant-tree win d doars is opin. He dus hyde in d smal spaysis an I dun alwais sees hims :-( She bein sneeky laikes to cloes d doar win hims is insaiyed an den she sits der leenin on d doar an likkin hers pawes an wizkrs.

    Soe I noes iff she bees sitn an likkin in frunt od a doar it meens de beeg kitteh is der insaiyed.

  22. Hitta says:

    teh lok iz brokd n i jus farted, HALP!

  23. D.R. says:

    Uh, c, I wuz helpin Dad moob de furnacher, an den de bell ringz, an Dad drawpt de furncher on mah hed!

    ..Owch!…

    Get amblanse?

  24. dRailer says:

    “Uh no, ah not steel yer kaybul, why you axe?”

  25. kafleen says:

    Wuts dat cord furr?

  26. felisha says:

    i think this is funny but cute at the same time. i love kittens and this caption puts it all together :)

  27. jacko says:

    ay dunt get eet…

  28. Sam says:

    If I’m not mistaken this caption is supposed to be from http://twolumps.net/
    A hilarious comic about two cats.

  29. chickens says:

    hi ppl i am really bored and am just trying 2 take up a crapload of space on the comments board. that remindes me of an amusing anicdote so this guy wuz walkin down the street and he finds a rock and on the rock was an ant and in the ant’s pincers there was a leaf and on the leaf there wuz a piece of mold and on the mold there was a tik and in the tick there wuz a contagous which he gave to a passing dauxend that on top of this new desise had rabies so then the dog bit this man named fredrick who on top of the lime desiese from the tick and the rabies from the dog has aids so one day he was walking down the street and well um……..this part kindah has to be sencored………. well anyway there is this horse galloping down the road which mysteriously has lime desiese, rabies, aids, and a fractured pelvis, is trotting down the road and meets this chicken who is pecking incessently at something on the ground well the chicken was in the horse’s way so he kicks him off to the side of the road where the chicken, now with a fractured tail bone, meets this lonely piece of belly button lint named ricardo, so the chicken talks to ricardo and keeps him company, eventually ricardo and the chicken get married and they invite everybody to the weding. the man who walks down roads picking up rocks, an ant a leaf a tick a daxaund a guy named fredrick and a horse who is neutered because the farmer didn’t want him to spread aids around….. five years after the wedding the chicken guiltily walks up to ricardo and says she has aids…….
    after a heated arguement that had somthing to to with this guy named fredrick ricardo leaves the chicken and moves in with his friend brad and his partner craig (who are both pieces of earwax) and they all lived happily ever after…..THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    wow if u read that whole thing u hav 2 much time on ur hands……..but i shouldn’t be talking i am the one who wrote the stupid thing….


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