just get mom, ok?
mommeh makes everyfing bettah…
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I can has teh loo paypuh?
jus pass it under
I sowy, I doan hab a skware to spare.
seinflold
u kant spare one skware?!
allitarashun is fun.
and teh ploongr
that can’t be good….
and teh extra long rubba glubs?
uh oh…..
maybe juss the plumber
you’ll nebber get him under teh door…
mebbee getz a loksmif, two
R mai wayders owt tehre? can yu pass tehn to me?! Yeah, teh big wuns taht com rite up mai leggs.
Yu kno wen yu flush an teh handul coms off? Hao dyu maek teh warder stawp?!
Aim sorry to brake into this udderlee fantabulous fred, but . . .
BIG NEWS!!!!!!
Thiz pikshur is frum our vereee own Molly!!!! (see below)
Nose kitteh is Daniel – grey kitteh Sophie. An they ar stil kittens!!!
Did Molly kitteh get mom? I’s hopes de nose kitteh wazn’t stucks fer long.
I can has plastick bags too? mebe a trashcan?
I’m thinking ‘tampon’
I try NOT to think about those. God bless Brenda Vacarro (sp?) for making us all have to think about them during the 6 o’clock news.
U noe he’s in lub wif u,
if he will buy a boks ov tampons fur u.
I meen, nawt as a gift, or instead ov flowers, or choklits –
but cuz u reely needz dem…rite nao.
YUP!
Two gais goez into teh drugstoar..
Furst one saiz,” Les get teh tampons…”
seccon one sez,”For seeling cat’s sake – whai?”
Furst one sez, “cuz ifn yu buyz dem, yu culd swim, yu culd ride horse- ‘n ai nebber duz taht beforz!”
* symbal krash*
*fasepalm*
*heddesk*
*skrub brayns…*
HAHHAHA *warsh i-bawlz*
UGH! Yuck, Brenda Vaccaro and her deep voice talking about them…She was a man, what was her need for tampons, anyway?
‘Aww Iz okai hunni, you jus become womyn todai!’
Wut u doin in der? U gotz mai birfdai prezunt?
Is dis Fishykitteh lukin fur herz present? just be pashunt Fishykitteh!!
Havin awl you guys sayin happy birfday is da besht pwesent so far ,
nobedy even wrapped me pwesents yet ! (momcat an gascat ar LAZY)
an im not own da school birfday lisht! tank u agian an agian
Fishykitty
Deer Fishykitty – ai’m so glad wee had this marvleous opportewnitee to wish yoo a verree verree moast happee birfday.
Ai awnlee wish we cud awl hav been tehre REELEE –
We awl think yur famblee iz full ov teh win an awesum – an yoo ar nau part ov ar ICHC famblee too!! {{{{{{{{{{fishykitty}}}}}}}}} again – awn teh furst full day ov being 12!!!!
Oh – an heer ar summoar balloonz – bloo an green an pink liek teh sawft blankees from teh CCC!!!! In awl teh eggscitment ai furgot to give tehm to yoo yesterday!
Fishykitteh, Happy Birfday!!! I not arownd an missed yor day! But send u a hug an a smoo. Hope U hab a grate yeer!
TWOLUMPS FTW! http://www.twolumps.net/d/20040329.html
Yoo and stend – yoo alwaiz pull these purrfekt lynx seemiinglee aout ov yur sleeves!! Ai second TwoLumps FTW!!!!
tankoo fr sayin “sleevz”
Awrite fowks, stepz rite up…. Watch teh majik show- Obzerve, nuffin up mai sleeve.
OOOoops.. Now ware did doze links come frum?”
off teh cuff! ha.
what, like this?
“she’s given me a weave and tattooed eyebrows on me, and now she wants me to run the camcorder !!! halp !!! let me out !!!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO65OlAhEJg
oh, and this is SO NOT SAFE FOR WORK
someone srsly needs to do a screengrab of her and that cat for ICHC, at 1:52
Zzzzzrrrrrrrrrrrrrpt.
I am now hermetically sealed to the bike.
“and with dieting, it’s like life – if I don’t bleed or cry, I’ll do it” has officially replaced “the only thing foxy brown is afraid of is dying alone” as my current fave quote
Oh stend – ai reelee dint want to laff butt ai cudn’t halp it!!! Ai’m almoast afrayed to ask what else yoo has up yur (Teho, are yoo listening?) “sleeve.”
you mean cat related videos – like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQB9d-MMIx0
*blink, blink, blink* Did mai aiez reelee see wut mai aiez think they just sawed???? Just wehn ai thot yoo cudnt amaiz mee moar, yoo haz dun eet!!! An – ai fownd it stranjlee charming . . .ai think maybee yoo haz given mee an EYEwurm!!
Ai alwais wondered why she’d leev him – he’s teh gorjus! Luks a bit uncomfortabubble in those cloes tho’
Oh!!! alp! Yoo knowz this wun too???? Am ai, purrhapz, teh awnlee wun hoo haz nawt seen thiz wun.
An – az yoo say – wai awn urth wud she leeve him fur teh stoopee partee? But – at leest she had teh gud sense to go bak!!!!!
Dang right!
LMFAO! I woz guna post dat! hee, ‘mi ibalz r cot on teh dor!’
oooh! Did I gets teh nawtsekkund? I can has danse naow?
mabey jus a lityl conga…
NAWT SECUND DANS!!!!!!!!!!!
shimmy, shimmy,
slide,slide,
shimmy,shimmy,
slide, slide,
shimmy, slide,
shimmy slide,
JAZZ HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(huff puff)
needs mai inhailr
K, is better nao.
Didja like it? (blush)
I liek verree muchs! U can teech me plz?
Teh jazz hans wuz a nice tuch!! It wuz berry profeshunal- Frum one professunal to anudder!!
.. .. . – .. .. .-
(a teenytinee conga)
I gets in the conga lyne beehine MO
fur AriCat!
ba ba ba ba ba BA
ba ba ba ba ba BA!
I join. but no can has cooridination!
’sokay-me needer!
la lal la la la MAH
lol lol lol lol lol MAH
(combo conga, perubian muzic , and off key singin- here’z sum axpirin fur your eerz.
Hai Mo’s. Dese liddul round earplugs joo gived me won’t stai in. Is k, tho’; aise enjoin the singing (an myne is probly wurse, joo mite want ‘em bak.)
After joo in da conga line
Da da da da da kik!
Da da da da da kik! (oops sawree)
owchies!
sowy, Teho, we triedz to keep it down too a lityl conga, but it got outtahand.
look at the kyut, not teh mess.
.. .. ./ .. .. ./ .. .. ./
Joining Mary’s teenytinee line (wid high kix)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAghsplortlesnerk- dere goze my erl gray teas….
Ai’m in!!!! Joining Mary’s ittehbittehPeruviangongalion.
ba ba ba ba ba BA
ba ba ba ba ba BA (ittehbitteh whooo hoooo)
i not too late to joynz?
da da da da da DA kick
Teho – yoo ar kindness an jenerositee tehmselfz!!
i fink peepul fergits ezaklee wich conga i wuz tawkin bowt.
Purrhapz yoo ar rite!!! Cleerlee ai dont!
Ok – yoo tellz mee what YOO ar talking about – an AI will tell yoo what teh (to MEE, eneway) verrey obvious ref waz fur yur amaizing return awn the 11th!
(ai wuz hoeping to hav teim to do a hare ov resurch to get it just rite . . .butt between awl teh funeralzx an snow an borked email an training to finaliz awl the planz fur mai nex trip . . .etc – *sigh*
dun dun dun dun ass PIE
dun dun dun dun ass PIE…
Kitteh wif klosed-door-allergee.
“Ai smell teh freedom!”
braevhart kitteh longz to ware kilt and yell
“FWEEDOM!!!”
FIRST OMG!!!!
http://www.na.org
That may very well be the loudest I’ve ever laughed at a post on here.
*smiles*
c’mon, snortscoke…I know you’re a regular pulling our leg. Who are you really?
Sry, nawtfirsties.
Nosy Kitteh learns:
just because nose _can_ go there
doesn’t mean it _should_.
halp! iz trapped! cant git owt!
Ok, u is rite, ai is rong, ai canNAWT hold teh clawset up awl by myself. Nao, liddle help plz?
Dr. Phil kitteh maeks clostrophobeeya kitteh face feers
North Korea cat is defecting
I doan wanna tawk bout it…juss get Mom!
You’se shore luks funniez. How bouts I goze the long ways to gets herz?
Lissin, juss GET MOM!
Iff u doan get her rite nao, ur gonna b sowy wen I cum owt.
I meen it – and hurry!
I’z nawt kiddin round.
Juss get her!
Oh kais, but sheese knotz gonna be hapies. LOL, Maaaaaaa, yah know what you said ’bouts playens unders de dors, You nots gonna belebs what romeoz is dones! hehehehe
get mom i superglued mahself too…mah self
uh oooes…
psst. u wanna brake owt?
duz i nose u?
This is Carlton, your door
mancatmtm show? or newhartz show…hmmm kant place it…
The Jeffersons
Actually Rhoda, an MTM spinoff
bingo!!
*sniff sniff*
dats odd, i swearz i smelldz chzbrger
U gots a hawt plate in dere?
Kitteh iz bekum a wuman fr furzt taiym?
(O, I iz gowin tu land uv faiyr an no burgrz fr dat wun.)
I goin wit U.
Dfinitely a “MOM” moment. Nawt (and enny further info wood be TMI) a bunch a stranjers and ur Big Bruther moment.
Defunetlee.
Fr sum reezun, dis wuz furst fubg dat kaym tu may maiynd wen I saw sat capshun. Persunul x-speereeyens, I ges.
Iz u in zere wantin’ owt or iz I here wantin’ in?
Datz teh eternal questian…
Poor boy/girl…
He’z ok, but always learns the hard way that he’s getting bigger – can’t fit under the entertainment center as well as he used to. That’s why his sister showed up to make fun of him.
Molly, is dis ur pikshure?
Yes… the kitten under the TV stand is Daniel, and the gray one is Sophie. Currently stalking each other and romping around with toys.
Hai Molly – what a kyoot pickshur. Ai wud say yoo shud contakt teh burgers fur credit, but tehy seem to bee abul to find these things awn their own!!!
daniel iz still a kitten, then? An how old iz Sophie?
An – whut did yoo think ov the capshun?? ai thot it waz verree cloase to Purrfekt!!
I dint think of the capshun, alas… but yr right, I cudnt hav dun better! I just wantd to upload sum piks of my kittehs (to show them off mostlee) an itz fun to see whut other peepul think of wen they c my crazee catz.
Daniel and Sophie ar siblings, around 3.5 months old – growing FAZT but still my babees.
If ai awnlee noo hau to upload pikshures ov mai kittehs, evereething wud crash frum teh overload!!!! It WUD bee fun to see what otters wud say fur capshuns.
An – mennee congratz to yoo fur maeking the frunt page!!1 Just a couple ov piks ago, ai waz saying to Tribble (hoo jusst got there) taht so few ov “us” seem to get heer – and HEER YOO ARE!!!!
YAYYY!!!
An oh – 3.5 monhs old! Kitten delite detected!!! Mai “kittenz” will be FOAR in May – but still ar the babees!
Meny Congrats, Molly!
Teh youngest kitteh I had waz 4 munffs. Kyoot at that age, but eben Kyooter wen they are younger. I saw a group ov baby pikshur albums at teh store yesterdai. Teh furst won was 0 – 3 munffs, next 3 – 6 munffs, etc. I thought that it would be so nise to hab that fur teh furry faces, too.
I neber understood y I didn’t get meny congrats and a partee when I got a noo bebeh. Peeps muss be prejudice against furry faces or sumpfin.
Enjoi ur noo bebehs!
T3h ekkscayp tunnel
Kitteh hadz layborusslee
dug iz juss 2 short
Hewminz andz dayr Wallz.
Kitteh did nawt feenkz ubz dem
wen himz maydz himz planz
Annuddurr few feetz
woodz habz Kitteh sayvurreeng
t3h frootz ubz Freedum!
Jack.
agorophobia kitteh won’t comes owt.
klaustrofobic kitteh woant go in~~~
Mai beeg kitteh, he dus tha saym ting as dis kitteh wiff d noes unner d doar. Him dus it in d mornig reeeel urly fer moast effctness wiff d skreechie mrowwers fer hims momma (dat’s me) and hims wantin fuds.
Mai leetl kitteh, she bees sneeky an she wayts foar big kitteh to clim in d kloset or d pant-tree win d doars is opin. He dus hyde in d smal spaysis an I dun alwais sees hims
She bein sneeky laikes to cloes d doar win hims is insaiyed an den she sits der leenin on d doar an likkin hers pawes an wizkrs.
Soe I noes iff she bees sitn an likkin in frunt od a doar it meens de beeg kitteh is der insaiyed.
ooooooo dat kitteh is teh clebber. hope she duznt get posable fumbs, oar we awl get lockd up sumwheres wile seh noms awl teh food…
datz 2 phunnee
teh lok iz brokd n i jus farted, HALP!
WUT?? *falls on floor, laffin*
IZ SNOOCH~!!!
http://www.twolumps.net/d/20040329.html
Uh, c, I wuz helpin Dad moob de furnacher, an den de bell ringz, an Dad drawpt de furncher on mah hed!
..Owch!…
Get amblanse?
so why u lifts cowch wif ur hed?
“Uh no, ah not steel yer kaybul, why you axe?”
Wuts dat cord furr?
i think this is funny but cute at the same time. i love kittens and this caption puts it all together
ay dunt get eet…
If I’m not mistaken this caption is supposed to be from http://twolumps.net/
A hilarious comic about two cats.
hi ppl i am really bored and am just trying 2 take up a crapload of space on the comments board. that remindes me of an amusing anicdote so this guy wuz walkin down the street and he finds a rock and on the rock was an ant and in the ant’s pincers there was a leaf and on the leaf there wuz a piece of mold and on the mold there was a tik and in the tick there wuz a contagous which he gave to a passing dauxend that on top of this new desise had rabies so then the dog bit this man named fredrick who on top of the lime desiese from the tick and the rabies from the dog has aids so one day he was walking down the street and well um……..this part kindah has to be sencored………. well anyway there is this horse galloping down the road which mysteriously has lime desiese, rabies, aids, and a fractured pelvis, is trotting down the road and meets this chicken who is pecking incessently at something on the ground well the chicken was in the horse’s way so he kicks him off to the side of the road where the chicken, now with a fractured tail bone, meets this lonely piece of belly button lint named ricardo, so the chicken talks to ricardo and keeps him company, eventually ricardo and the chicken get married and they invite everybody to the weding. the man who walks down roads picking up rocks, an ant a leaf a tick a daxaund a guy named fredrick and a horse who is neutered because the farmer didn’t want him to spread aids around….. five years after the wedding the chicken guiltily walks up to ricardo and says she has aids…….
after a heated arguement that had somthing to to with this guy named fredrick ricardo leaves the chicken and moves in with his friend brad and his partner craig (who are both pieces of earwax) and they all lived happily ever after…..THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow if u read that whole thing u hav 2 much time on ur hands……..but i shouldn’t be talking i am the one who wrote the stupid thing….