just get mom, ok?
mommeh makes everyfing bettah…
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I can has teh loo paypuh?
jus pass it under
I sowy, I doan hab a skware to spare.
seinflold
u kant spare one skware?!
and teh ploongr
that can’t be good….
and teh extra long rubba glubs?
uh oh…..
maybe juss the plumber
you’ll nebber get him under teh door…
mebbee getz a loksmif, two
R mai wayders owt tehre? can yu pass tehn to me?! Yeah, teh big wuns taht com rite up mai leggs.
Yu kno wen yu flush an teh handul coms off? Hao dyu maek teh warder stawp?!
Aim sorry to brake into this udderlee fantabulous fred, but . . .
BIG NEWS!!!!!!
Thiz pikshur is frum our vereee own Molly!!!! (see below)
Nose kitteh is Daniel - grey kitteh Sophie. An they ar stil kittens!!!
Did Molly kitteh get mom? I’s hopes de nose kitteh wazn’t stucks fer long.
I can has plastick bags too? mebe a trashcan?
I’m thinking ‘tampon’
I try NOT to think about those. God bless Brenda Vacarro (sp?) for making us all have to think about them during the 6 o’clock news.
U noe he’s in lub wif u,
if he will buy a boks ov tampons fur u.
I meen, nawt as a gift, or instead ov flowers, or choklits -
but cuz u reely needz dem…rite nao.
YUP!
Two gais goez into teh drugstoar..
Furst one saiz,” Les get teh tampons…”
seccon one sez,”For seeling cat’s sake - whai?”
Furst one sez, “cuz ifn yu buyz dem, yu culd swim, yu culd ride horse- ‘n ai nebber duz taht beforz!”
* symbal krash*
*fasepalm*
*heddesk*
*skrub brayns…*
HAHHAHA *warsh i-bawlz*
UGH! Yuck, Brenda Vaccaro and her deep voice talking about them…She was a man, what was her need for tampons, anyway?
‘Aww Iz okai hunni, you jus become womyn todai!’
Wut u doin in der? U gotz mai birfdai prezunt?
Is dis Fishykitteh lukin fur herz present? just be pashunt Fishykitteh!!
Havin awl you guys sayin happy birfday is da besht pwesent so far ,
nobedy even wrapped me pwesents yet ! (momcat an gascat ar LAZY)
an im not own da school birfday lisht! tank u agian an agian
Fishykitty
Deer Fishykitty - ai’m so glad wee had this marvleous opportewnitee to wish yoo a verree verree moast happee birfday.
Ai awnlee wish we cud awl hav been tehre REELEE -
We awl think yur famblee iz full ov teh win an awesum - an yoo ar nau part ov ar ICHC famblee too!! {{{{{{{{{{fishykitty}}}}}}}}} again - awn teh furst full day ov being 12!!!!
Oh - an heer ar summoar balloonz - bloo an green an pink liek teh sawft blankees from teh CCC!!!! In awl teh eggscitment ai furgot to give tehm to yoo yesterday!
Fishykitteh, Happy Birfday!!! I not arownd an missed yor day! But send u a hug an a smoo. Hope U hab a grate yeer!
TWOLUMPS FTW! http://www.twolumps.net/d/20040329.html
Yoo and stend - yoo alwaiz pull these purrfekt lynx seemiinglee aout ov yur sleeves!! Ai second TwoLumps FTW!!!!
tankoo fr sayin “sleevz”
Awrite fowks, stepz rite up…. Watch teh majik show- Obzerve, nuffin up mai sleeve.
OOOoops.. Now ware did doze links come frum?”
off teh cuff! ha.
what, like this?
“she’s given me a weave and tattooed eyebrows on me, and now she wants me to run the camcorder !!! halp !!! let me out !!!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO65OlAhEJg
oh, and this is SO NOT SAFE FOR WORK
someone srsly needs to do a screengrab of her and that cat for ICHC, at 1:52
Zzzzzrrrrrrrrrrrrrpt.
I am now hermetically sealed to the bike.
“and with dieting, it’s like life - if I don’t bleed or cry, I’ll do it” has officially replaced “the only thing foxy brown is afraid of is dying alone” as my current fave quote
Oh stend - ai reelee dint want to laff butt ai cudn’t halp it!!! Ai’m almoast afrayed to ask what else yoo has up yur (Teho, are yoo listening?) “sleeve.”
you mean cat related videos - like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQB9d-MMIx0
*blink, blink, blink* Did mai aiez reelee see wut mai aiez think they just sawed???? Just wehn ai thot yoo cudnt amaiz mee moar, yoo haz dun eet!!! An - ai fownd it stranjlee charming . . .ai think maybee yoo haz given mee an EYEwurm!!
Ai alwais wondered why she’d leev him - he’s teh gorjus! Luks a bit uncomfortabubble in those cloes tho’
Oh!!! alp! Yoo knowz this wun too???? Am ai, purrhapz, teh awnlee wun hoo haz nawt seen thiz wun.
An - az yoo say - wai awn urth wud she leeve him fur teh stoopee partee? But - at leest she had teh gud sense to go bak!!!!!
Dang right!
LMFAO! I woz guna post dat! hee, ‘mi ibalz r cot on teh dor!’
oooh! Did I gets teh nawtsekkund? I can has danse naow?
mabey jus a lityl conga…
NAWT SECUND DANS!!!!!!!!!!!
shimmy, shimmy,
slide,slide,
shimmy,shimmy,
slide, slide,
shimmy, slide,
shimmy slide,
JAZZ HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(huff puff)
needs mai inhailr
K, is better nao.
Didja like it? (blush)
I liek verree muchs! U can teech me plz?
Teh jazz hans wuz a nice tuch!! It wuz berry profeshunal- Frum one professunal to anudder!!
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(a teenytinee conga)
I gets in the conga lyne beehine MO
fur AriCat!
ba ba ba ba ba BA
ba ba ba ba ba BA!
I join. but no can has cooridination!
’sokay-me needer!
la lal la la la MAH
lol lol lol lol lol MAH
(combo conga, perubian muzic , and off key singin- here’z sum axpirin fur your eerz.
Hai Mo’s. Dese liddul round earplugs joo gived me won’t stai in. Is k, tho’; aise enjoin the singing (an myne is probly wurse, joo mite want ‘em bak.)
After joo in da conga line
Da da da da da kik!
Da da da da da kik! (oops sawree)
owchies!
sowy, Teho, we triedz to keep it down too a lityl conga, but it got outtahand.
look at the kyut, not teh mess.
.. .. ./ .. .. ./ .. .. ./
Joining Mary’s teenytinee line (wid high kix)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAghsplortlesnerk- dere goze my erl gray teas….
Ai’m in!!!! Joining Mary’s ittehbittehPeruviangongalion.
ba ba ba ba ba BA
ba ba ba ba ba BA (ittehbitteh whooo hoooo)
i not too late to joynz?
da da da da da DA kick
Teho - yoo ar kindness an jenerositee tehmselfz!!