Comments on: devil skwerl

By: sir poop face

sir poop face — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:33:28 +0000

he is basement squirrel, hearz him roaring

By: momto6

momto6 — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:43:41 +0000

dat skwerl iz nawt teh ebil!
Iz habbin a floofy, poynee ear kyoot! <3

By: Haz Viki, Gloria; angelwaits

Haz Viki, Gloria; angelwaits — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 02:05:21 +0000

Cadalena Madelena Lupensteiner Walentien Hoakum Poakum Yoakum wuz hir name!

By: Haz Viki, Gloria; angelwaits

Haz Viki, Gloria; angelwaits — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 02:02:55 +0000

Sum wun iz remember dat Fannys Fantantans Fantasa Marvellous awld cartoon!

By: kml

kml — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:37:21 +0000

“The cloning project was a SUCCESS, sorta. The animal lived, but I think we mixed the bunny and squirrel together. What shall we call it?”

By: Jenny

Jenny — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 06:21:20 +0000

So true it’s scary!

By: Freakstone

Freakstone — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:24:44 +0000

NEEDZ MOAR DIABLICL LAFTR

MUHAHAHAHAHA

By: insanityinside

insanityinside — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:31:22 +0000

But I’m pretty shoor (livin in Yoorop an all…) dat most Yooropean sqiurlolz r red nawt blak. I’v onlee seen 1 blak sqirlol heer and it didn hab teh pointee eerz.

By: Grundini

Grundini — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:26:58 +0000

I also knew those bushy-tailed tree rats were evil.

By: IHazAComment

IHazAComment — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:52:43 +0000

I betz u haz ekology wit Marc Snyder

By: Mel

Mel — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:03:14 +0000

Abert’s skwerls can has black phases liek der cousinz der gray skwerls. In Colorado where I iz, liek half r black allover and dun have white tummyfurz.

I think dis guy iz cute!

By: Mel

Mel — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:00:16 +0000

Not all Abert’s skwerls has white tummyfurz! All the wuns I seen in Colorado iz black allover liek dis wun. I seez them alla time in the mountins.

By: Mel

Mel — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:57:38 +0000

He iz Abert’s skwerl–dey eats only fud from ponderosa pine tree. I think they r cute skwerls.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:13:27 +0000

o, tank u, doctorcat!!! Fantasia…..soo beeyootifull!

By: I_dans_dans_dans

I_dans_dans_dans — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:13:36 +0000

Mai hubbee iz frum Affens area… We live neer Cleeveland. We has lottsa blak skwerls an sum mutants teh color of Bloo Foxes an awl colors in between. We still haz red onez too. Dey mus be verry frenly skwerls to hab made so manee colors… Owr kitteh and goggie luvs to wachem at tah feeders.. Burdeez – not so much!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:58:55 +0000

Ef u naem id George! (OR Georgina, as case mebbe.)

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:45:46 +0000

Ai grow up in nordern Ohio, westa Cleeblun. Wenna collidge at Ohio U, Affens, lotza naiz skwirrels der.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:43:18 +0000

Nau ai picher in hed skwirrels ridin on bak ob a woollie Maa-Maa.

By: Summer

Summer — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:35:25 +0000

Sum black skwerlz akshully a genetik vareeyant ob Eastern Gray skwerl. Dare beez sum evidense dat da black color gene iz tyed to sum genetic resistanse to kold an’ awlso maykez it easier to hyde in trees, so it helpz da skwerlz survive better an’ breed moar babeez. Dare are awlso sum black wunz dat are variants of fox skwerlz. Ware ai libs we haz bof gray and fox skwerlz, but moar fox skwerlz. Sum ob our black skwerlz luk lyke dey beez mixed=breed wif fox skwerlz, cuz dey be reddish-black. Ai awlso saw wun wunze dat wuz black but wif a strawberry-blond tayl (srsly!). Oh, and Toronto haz lotza black skwerlz, too.

Wun tyme ai libbed in a townhowse complex dat had an albino skwerl around. Ai saw it a cupple ob tymes. Dis wuz in Columbus, Ohio.

Here are sum links abowt black skwerlz:

http://www.woodlandhabitat.com/articles/black-squirrels.htm

http://chicagowildernessmag.org/issues/summer2005/squirrels.html

http://www.mentalfloss.com/trivia/facts/2003/09/

By: Summer

Summer — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:18:08 +0000

Ai’ze in Lakewood, Ohio (near west side ‘burb of Cleveland) and we haz black skwerls in da eastern haff ob town. Dey be breedin’ farther toward da west each year. Ai libz in da middle ob town.

By: Summer

Summer — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:15:25 +0000

Church Lady refrunz FTW!

By: gascat

gascat — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:35:21 +0000

fank u Salleh!
mai lifz completz now!
strangi fing, wunder wherez I learned it…. didn goes to camp as a bebe kittey.

By: Summer

Summer — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:54:02 +0000

Wee haz lotsa black skwerls ware ai libs. Deyz kyoot. Wun libs ryte bai mai howse, and ai seez him awl da tyme. Himz a lil’ pipskweek, but verree brayve. (Myte akshully bee a her, but ai cantz tell.)

By: gascat

gascat — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:47:45 +0000

oh i sorry dat was1 silly silly squirvel but wer da babies coot?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 22:12:00 +0000

Nau yoo guize, if ebbreething ai haz red (oar purrsonallee) seen iz troo thar bai yoo, yoo shurlee haz plentee ov nutz. . .

BUTT – Az SJ says – hau did doze skwerlz get there??? Maybe they cayme a lawng tiem ago on a sheep??

By: floofyketteh

floofyketteh — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:27:35 +0000

wen u wok n die gardun…

Omar n Snoop sais hai.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:15:59 +0000

Splains a lot, duzzen’t it, SJ?

Fur teh rekord, I, thankfully, don’t noe Salleh and Gascat’s song.
Nollege isn’t alwais power.

By: jen s

jen s — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:31:28 +0000

I once had a black squirrel chew through the screen of my window, make a nest in my purse and eat an $80 library book. That’s what I get for living in Kent, Oh.

By: jen s

jen s — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:29:02 +0000

I once had a black squirrel chew through the screen of my window, make a nest in a purse and eat an $80 library book. I think this is the culprit.

By: myfrisbee

myfrisbee — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:27:29 +0000

Goff skweerl is so fashionabl.

By: Kim

Kim — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:23:12 +0000

SJ, yoo could be Merikan pawlutishun!

By: jpet

jpet — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:33:49 +0000

Dat’s no meer skwerl! Dat’s Ratatosk- teh dark skwerl ub DOOOOM!

By: punkin

punkin — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:07:30 +0000

dis is the history of the black squirrels at kent state university, in ohio:

Ten rare black squirrels were imported from Canada in February 1961 by Larry Woodell, superintendent of grounds, and M. W. Staples, a retired executive of the Davey Tree Expert Company. When first released, the large, black-spiked squirrels were frequently mistaken for skunks. Today they own the campus. The Black Squirrel Festival started in 1981 as a day-long event held on the Student Center Plaza to introduce new students to campus and community organizations. Now it features barbeques, live bands, and local artisans.

http://www.registrars.kent.edu/home/SITE_NAVS/history.htm

By: thisncat

thisncat — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:04:19 +0000

Mai hubby growed up in Stowe, Ohaio
We be in central O hai oh naow.

Iffn i memember, blak slwirlz wer expeermint at Kent State (universitee)
Wen dun wif expeermint, dey sai be free skwirlz, run awai, run awai….

Rown on da endz, hy in da middul
Rown on da endz, dat’s my riddul…..

By: falco

falco — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:49:09 +0000

Hi Cookie!

I volunteer at a wildlife clinic and rehab. center, and have helped raised baby squirrels too! It’s fun (but we try not to snorgle them too much so we can release them after they grow up). We get an occassional black baby squirrel (incredibly cute)!

By: jackie

jackie — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:31:29 +0000

sweet dey made other evil animals for the loling
evil kitteh makes me laughing…lucifer squirrel makes me rofl

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:44:30 +0000

Cummin ober heer, takin owr nutz…

By: ophelia

ophelia — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:35:02 +0000

It looks like a Hokkaido Squirrel to me.

By: thornius

thornius — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:25:44 +0000

Furst, Ai tare out UR Hart and eetz it. Den, I eetz UR Nudz.

By: SJ

SJ — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:51:53 +0000

BUTT – if teh squirlolz cannawt swim, den how did the Merkan squirlols get heer? Is dey stowin away awn teh hairyplanes?

By: SJ

SJ — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:47:02 +0000

Duz tehy hab teh veesas? An teh werk permitts? Do tehy pay tehr tackses? Inkwiring (an slitely warpd) minds want to know!

By: SJ

SJ — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:45:24 +0000

OK ai as NO ideeyuh wut u guyz is tawkin abowt, but ai is bery glad ai did nawt gro up in the Ewe Ess if dat is teh sorta ting u torcher ur kids wiv!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:39:01 +0000

Oh. Ai did nawt eeben suspekt taht anser. Muss be kinda fun, tho.

By: Jo

Jo — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:31:59 +0000

Dis looks to be the resultz of some bunney and skwerl bump…late on nite in de park, when dey was bof drunkz

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:25:34 +0000

U trai 2 pet daht “hamstair” & UR geetar playein daiz will B obur!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:22:01 +0000

I libz on an Iland, & skwirLOLz nawt can swim.

By: SarahD

SarahD — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:02:57 +0000

Skwerlbert!

By: SarahD

SarahD — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:01:56 +0000

Dis esplayns why I is alwaes in a bad moods dureng teh wintur!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:55:14 +0000

My eerwurm at the moment iz the slow movement of Brahms’ Double COncerto, with forays into the next movement. That’s an earworm worth having!

By: Teho

Teho — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:45:34 +0000

LOL! wut!???