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hai deer!
Hi dere!
mumrik, hows joo wantz to sellybrate joor nawtsekkund?
hai annyluvsprintie!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQJ3asCKceg&NR=1
meibee?
*lol*
Hai mumrik,
teh trik to getten teh leenks to appear kwikker is to not puts the http:// in front of dem.
Iffn its a leenk wifout www den yoo shud first test taht it still werks wen yoo put teh www in front of it tho (it werks fore ichc bai teh wei).
An congrats on teh nawt sekond!
hee hee- if she izn’t a cheezfrend, she shood bee! didja see teh kitteh’s tail as it zipped by?
TWO!! Kitteh’s tayles one blak and wun jinj! Ai theenk she juz misst teh jinj!But ai agree, great cheezfrend potential!
bwahhahaahaa!! dint seed teh littel blak tail cuz i wuz trying to lurn teh mooves.
or meibee http://www.koryaks.net/dance.html
KEWL! I wantz to lern dis won!
yeah - eet eben haves lolrus in eet!
hai annyluvsprintie!
ai has posteded sum linkz wut shows mai perf- pref - de danse ai wud laik 4 all uv us to danse, but OB COARSE stoopy wurdpress b eatin de linkz, only to hork up dem layter.
i altavistaded (ai r old skool - ai not googelz) “reindeer” NEAR “dance” and finded MENNI nyce linkz - ai luhrn SO much bai kommin heer n readin!
K, mumrik - whiles we waits 4 teh wurdpress to hork up joor choyss, ai was tryin to think ov sumfing wif a reindeer/Finlandy theme but - fail! Onlee thing ai cud com up wiv is Finns/Lapps dancing on eis (no, no that sort of Lappdancing) - so maybee teh “Skater’s Waltz”?
Oar maybe teh danss from “Bambi” wehn Bambi teh babee deer meets ice for teh first time an slippyslides arown wiv a leg at eech corner. Is bery kewt. Ungainly, but kewt.
“Ungainlee but kewt”: datz our motto fur teh danz teem here, rite?
Ai can haz ungainlee kyootness?
Watch dat aise… I haz a cast nao frum slippin’ awn aise last Wednesday. Mai ankul iz broken an’ it be noe fun at awl. (Odder dan hazin moar tyme for cheezfrenz, dat iz.)
Stoopy aise!
So sowwy, Summer! Aye haetes aise.
me two.
Hey - aise is grate - yoo just needz to waring aise skates!!!
R adz teh ginantonik 2 it.
aaah - bai emil waldteufel?
dat b d BERRY nawt-sekond klassikal myoosik ai heared!
*looses hersailf in nohstallgeeuh*
Iz deh lo-burger troll aroun?
yup, troll like voting detekted.
Kwik, call teh CCC fur the fyumigator wif teh Scentz of Humor spritz. We will needz it to pertekt owrselves.
Here’s a squirt frum my widdle Eau de Lafter persunal size spray botlol frum my pockets.
yup-
mus hab dai offz lik meiz……
still wurkin on dis wun……
sigh- typi,typi, typi…..
momcat
mumrik - ai hav watched the “goofy reindeer dans” an ai NOE ak can to taht. So - just fur yoo -
*lef huf up, rite huf up
raynedear fayce awn
prans, prans prans, prans
wiggul wiggul wiggul wiggul* Whoooo Hoooooooo. (An ai did NAWT record taht fur YooTube!!)
oooh…
janet, ai haves says eet b4, but: ai lubbs u!
dat wuz absuhlootlee de most BYOOTIMOUS ai’z EBBER seen!
FANK U!
{{{janet}}}
Be a deer won’t you - adn bringz me a cheezburgr
kthxbai
Oh dear!
Big fud tinkin sayme ting.
deer b eatin kittehs?
uh-oh, kitteh - i feel your pane.
Oooooooohhh grooooooaaaaannnnn - mumrik - iz too erlee - ai needz moar cawfee!!
Why would dey b eatin kittehs?!
Bouncer kitteh wonderz who invyted dem tu da partay?
You know the doe is saying…
“Honey be careful, you don’t know what they’re capable of, have you talked to the field mouse family?!”
I habent tawked to field mowse fambly, dey’s disapeered.
Bambi?!
…Flower??
What happened to your stripe?
Mai beloved black an whyte Florian wuz naymed afterr Flower!
Kissin - joor doin it rong.
Kiss my glass
Win!
Butts, iffs we uze a pane ov glass,
hims sais dat he can’t feelz nuffin.
Hahaha and - eeuuww!
Dis are teh onlee wai dat mai Gobi-kitteh lieks stranjurs:
Iffn deys owtsaid an behine teh glass shes awl purrpurr an hedbonky.
Iffn deys come insaid shes woosh behine teh kawch an leevmeloany.
For her dis pikshure is kissin done rite
“ur cheetin hart”
Taht’s 1 ellk ov a way 2 put it
Kitteh sayz: “Ai c’antelope wif diz glass in de wei. Besydes, mai momma nawt approove ob intersp… interspish… romance wif ennyting bigger dan mee.”
no deer u not eats teh kitteh kthxbai
Salvashun Armee Deer Volunteers r askin iffs u hab enny green stuff u wud liek dem to taek off ur hands.
Kitteh lieks to appear generous, wen hims iz juss glad he didn’t hab to pay to hab it hawled awai.
I can has tax decuktshun?
U go bed! Santa waitin on teh ruf!
:O santa is here!!
i haz been gud kitteh and eatsen up all mah cheesburgerz
u SURE ders no rm at this in? –keeping da xmas theme.
the mowsees.
they hyooj.
an day gots horns!
Teh Mr. Deer sez “Yeh, I got teh pointy enz, 2!”
If mah whiskers r fur whisking, r ur antlers fur antling?
Jus kyurios.
depens, wut do u want to antle?
Iz cold out heer…
Plz to let us in fer hot coco
oh noes not those misshunary deerz againz.
teh Jahovahz Witness deerz wud lyke to leev dis free koppy of Teh Tower fur ur reedin pleh-sure.
Duz teh Tower muv diygonally… wait, teh Tower muvs strait.
Hey mowsie, u really shud taek a brake frum teh steroids.
Ur growin horns!
What can I sayz kitteh, all the deerz who is proffeshnul athlete for a libing does it, don’t U think I luk dashing with them hornz?
Dats Y we cawl yoo Dasher.