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Fangs fore teh memoree!
Bob Hope refurens FTW!!! WD ambercat!! Cheerz!
Tihs bawks, it has a flayvor!
Do all kittehs think dis? Mah kittehs do, wonders what flayvor it has?
brown???
akshually ….ai fink it iz teh texxshure…. coorgateded carbord has a space tween teh crunches…oh yea an it crunchez too…..like liddle kids (an rednekz) wen dey lik to pop teh bubbul rap.. and sum folkz lik to bitez teh stirofoam cupz….
iz teh bitey fing. naowt the flavur….
uh oh
i muss be rednek, cuz I still liek to pop the bubbul rap.
but I’m tryin to quit
U can sends awl ur bubbul rap to meh, iffs it wud halp u.
I lieks teh bubl rap tu! I wurk temp job at sum fotografee plase, dey hads teh bestest bubl rap dere! it woz smal an LOUD, I were goin KRAK KRAK KRAK wenevr I cud, drivn cowurkrs krezy.
HOOOO on erth duzzint liek to pop the bubbl rap??????
Do joo noes that in Jappan tehy has a littul masheen joo can carri arownd taht simulates teh noyse ov the bubbul rap popping. Is troo ai promiss, Ai saw on TV lass week.
eeeeeekkkk are ai teh onli Jeff Foxworthy fan awn dis hole site……teh rednekz liking teh bubbulrap iz quot frum Jeff
luv hiz mushtash….akshually ai likez mostest mushtashes…..
Yu trai sendin me to Abhu Dahbi agin an tihs is wot will happen to yu!
I lackz vampyr skillz… Oh noez!
Ambercat, u is awl allonly? Mai ai hab dis nawt-sekkund dantz?
can yu tell Ai has nowun to plai wit! Ai’s waytin fore awl to Merkan cheezpeeps to wayk up, an teh Brit cheezpeeps to finnish reedin teh sundaipaypers.
Shall we dans to “Livin in a Bawks”?!
wil haf to do teh bawks step?
*step rite*
*step bak*
*trip*
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oops! cheers on nawt sekund to ambercat!!!1!
oh hai, congrats to ambercat fer a fine nawt second. I can joins the danz.
Note to seff: do boks step fur Ambercat affer cowfee.
Yeah, Ambercat!
Hooray fur ambercat an teh customareee grate nawt-second commint!!!!
Ai can doo teh bawkz step (waltz an polka – akshullee awl ai can reelee doo!!)
So dansing teh bawkz step fur ambercat. *danse danse danse – twerl – danse danse danse* An a liddle whooo hooo az well!!
Dunno teh “Living in a Bawks” – cud sing S&G’s “Teh Bawkser” ifn joo liek?
Conga rats on teh THREE!!! nawtsekunds! (Sortov) Wish ai’d been up in item to plai wif joo this mawning Ambercat!
to dantz WID you, … aiz tryin to sai plz dantz wid mee!
Hmm, Kount Chokula mayded dis seem a lot more funnerer. And more taystier.
Look at meh teefses
mai fangz lemme showz you them!
UPS m-ployee uv teh mumf!
Spock out-eared!!
i vant to dreenk yur… uh… box…
I hope teh blood tipe is B Positive!
Look what we found
in the park
in the dark.
We will take him home.
We will call him Clark.
He will live at our house.
He will grow and grow.
Will our mother like this?
We don’t know.
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE………..
thanks, dr. seuss
Nobuddeh sais it better dan Seuss!
mai teefsies r itchin
teh bawks? i’z jusd practizing.. but tonait..
Box Scores
akshually ….kitteh givz teh bokz scores ….
HASSAN CHOMP!
Loonee Toonz refuren FTW!!
Oooo…Teh vamp-eye-er is vewwy SCAAWWWYYYY!!! I go sleep wit da lite on now!
And one eye open.
and a ax!
…but he haz Bud Lyte!
An a bonche uv garleek.
E Loks e litl lik Angl onli pritir. Wit begr ers.
Unforchunetlee, I haz nawt yet mazturd teh art uv extraktin mah teefs frum mah kardbord viktum. Plz tu halp.
in nuddr werds, mommeh i is stuk!
( multiple personality cat expresses beaver personality, gets stuck )
awl mai prevyus attemps 2 extrakt mahself haf ben… enn vein?
*fasepaw*
I nevr dringk…milk.
FTW
Dis iz hao we maek teh kitteh anti-venom.
halp meh…
iz stux !!!
Ov corse, u suxs – ur a vampire kitteh.
Oh, ur stux…well, dats diffrent. Lemme see wat I can do.
furz i suxz den i stuxes !!!
halp !!!
OK, opens up an sai Pleh.
ai fink wiff a liddle moar rehersul, dis act iz reddy fur teh road….
evverywun iz awn a rol todai !!!
ai been laffin aout loud trew diz hole tred…..secund tyme frew…..ai iz includin awl teh stuf below heer too !!!
sew u no finks teh act needz 2 bee re-vamped?
Dis kitteh remindz me of teh kitteh I founded on teh street and took to teh eveel vet, she leevz vampire teef kitteh marks on teh box I took her in.
y u not take her to nise vet?
we not awl ebil (kitteh may tink so tho, I guess)
In awl fairness to teh kittehs,
when teh furst fing u do iz teh thermometer,
I can unnerstand y teh kittehs wud fink ur ebil.
Aren’t awl gynokologist and proktologists ebil, tew?
Kitteh finds new wai to get fibur in diet
Helloo an welcomes tu anovver epasode ov Kitteh Cwizeeen. Today on de sho, we be inchradoosin a noo segmint, “Is dis fude?”
Formerly, a goggie speshulty, nao kittehs hab gotten into teh act.
With dogs, the answer was always “yes,” so there was no drama. Hopefully it’ll be more interesting with kitties.
hello, and welcome to my parody
“and with dieting, it’s like life – as long as I don’t bleed or cry I’ll do it !!!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO65OlAhEJg
!!! TOTALLY NOT WORKSAFE !!!
I eet so mush fowl, I sh*t fevverz!
Fangs u verree muchs.
vamplolkitteh muss has teh praktice… lotsa bitemarks on teh box ej.
cuzzin bahnuhbus?? iz dat u?
nao heez lukin liek a kitteh
frum hims noez down to hims tocks
but u canst git (nopes nuh-uh kit)
u canst git blud fruma bocks
u canst git blud fruma bocks
u canst git blud fruma bocks
u canst git blud fruma bocks
(what’s even funnier is, that little snippet of lolspeak is actually marginally less lame than the original that I’m quoting)
Dis luks lyke job fur Fluffy Teh LOLVampcat Slayur!
Kitteh iz summfeeng
ubz anz eppeekurr~e~un
wiff ekklekktikk taystz
Ebbeefeeng getz a
tayst. Smawll orz liddill or juss
increddiblee beeg
Wutz t3h senss ubz deez
grayt beeg teef if Kitteh no
can yuze dem alawtz?
Kitteh no butez t3h
Hewminz. Tryd dat wunse and hadz
verreh bad reesultz
Jack.
Don’t bite teh hand dat feedz ya,
but teh odder one iz fare game.
Oh oh! Here come’s Buffy
Hee! I luvs the wee teethy marks on teh boxes.
Oh – tehre AR wee tethee marx awn teh boxes. Thank yoo – ai din’t see taht!!!
De other guys in de wareshouse sez, boxcutter–ur doin’ it wrong.
Dis kitteh got sum lurvley earz. Mebbe holdzn onto box keeps kitteh from flyinz away like dat lolephant Dumbo. Him no needs da magicz fedder!
Weerd vampyre.
i can has cellulose fiburz?
vampyre kat iz neffer suttel or… cryptic abowt hiz skillz.
its Mick St. Jon kitteh, come 2 save da bef kitteh, and posseby suck our bloods
attaks kat on teh jowb!
NO NOT TEH MAKBOOK AIRZ!!1!
vamp skyllz, i haz dem,
BUT
Orthodonitics, i wantz dem
*kamras, lytes, akshin*
“amember, detektiv McPurr sez, tayke a byte owt of cryme”
*krunch*
oops!
CUT! DIS NOWT WERKING! letz goez wid da goggie.
OMG LOL DIS PIC IS SOOO FUNNY!
centz i gotz speshul huks installed, can hang kitteh ennywer
“Sunny had four sharp teeth, and biting things with them was what interested her.”
http://www.thequietworld.com/Images/sunny2.jpg
that was FREAKY dude
that is soo cute
ily it
<3
Is vampyr kitteh. Mow mow. ^__^