SAT question:
wich 1 next n sequins?
i dunno either. I asks smrt kitteh…
picture: Hans Silvester. lol caption: CatieCat
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ummmm, can i think 4 1 sec?
OK, time’s up…wat nawt second dans wud u liek?
more like MCAT question…
is blak kitteh awn wyt step wit snorgles!
do nut rite wiff ink
cross owt ennee Rnswers yu donut wont markd an amember to put yur naym awn ebberree sheet ob payper yu yus
teh boob advertizmint iz offensivez !!!!!
PLEH !!!!!!
Boobz – Boobz- I didn seez enee boobz! Jus gunz n durdy fingerz an hartz on teh teeshurtz. Almos as bad…. I m jus gessin…
Ai got “Duck Hunt” ad nau. Eerlier waz sumtin aboud ged t-shirt about yer cittee, an it had naztee comments…ai tink I-dans-dans-dans has dat nau. Not nice ad!
Ai doan getz pleh advertismunts, I has Firefox and Adblock plus.
Me too, is much WIN!!
Nau ai hab girll danzin wid arrow on her chezt. Izza boob ad?
N baek tu duk shuuttin
I WANNA SEE THE BOOBS!
I bin lerning soo much frum cheez frens.. Didn know bowt ad blawking. Will try to look in2 taht. It wood be 2 much wunnerful to be livin neer to eech other and havva big kawfee klawtch time sumtimes… Like teeny tiny Ingerland iz doing.. but evin onna smallr skale wood be nice.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!!!! : )
I Can Has Adblox ???!!!
Soree to showz mai ignorince .. I has pop up blokker – but no Fyrefox.. I needz to be moar carful in fyootur…kthx
You can getz Firefox from mozilla.org
“Boobies, boobies, boobies. Nothin’ but boobies. Who needs em?”
( cat #2 repeats to right, cat #4 to left – it’s an even/odd pattern of random then recurring tortie vs black cats, posed in same the position)
stend – yoo cleerlee ar a verree hai SAT scorer – but . . . ai do not see a tortie??? Awl ai see a blak catz wif liddle whyte pots awn their bellehz.
they’re white and orange spots, I think
nex coems teh nyyyyss lawwwwng napz awn top uv SAT paypurr.
dis wun reezin kittehs duz nawt ebolv teh opposabul thumz – duzznt has to be taekin teh stoopy standideizd testz.
C! teh anser is allwayz C!
noes, silly, teh anser allwayz be Mt. Mikkinlee
unles u iz playeeng Trivial Pursuit Original Genus Edition – den, teh anserr fr ebbry sprts and leeshur qwestshun is always Newt Roknee. Always.
In teh Originul Genus Ed. tehre is a Q: How menny roes ov wiskerz r on a catz fase? Anser 1st! Don go grabbin up teh kittehs an cownt, u cheetah! OK, I spillza beens: is 4 roes. I amazeded mah famblee wif mai nolej of kitteh ano…anut….anato…way kittehs r bilt. Nao u can tu!
Wee r showing ar eententz lebbls ov nurdynez. Aynd aye lubs eet.
Oh silveriris – ’tis troo!!! Wee ar awl teh nurdyest ov nerdz – an luving ebree minute ov eet – bucuz wee ar nawt afrayd to . . .to be . . .to noe there ar thingz far moar fun to do tahn to go to barz an get drunk.
Ai think ai may nawt hav sayed taht verree well. Ai just think we akshullee hav far moar fun tahn moast peepl doo. We of ar kind, ai meen.
<3 teh nurds. :]
Unless, ob corse, teh ansir b A, B r D!!!
Mai muther alwaiz says, wehn in dowt, chooz B.
Such faassssst thinkin’.
Yaaayy princess lol !!
Kitteh Tetris
I can skip dis question yes? Maff was hard, I no want point deduckshun.
Luks liek there r a lot ov poynts in that one kweshun.
I takes awl ov teh above.
I meen dat’s mah answer…
awl ov teh above.
I haz anudder cwesthun pleeze. It seems by teh time stamp on teh ICHC posties dey r bout 5 hourz behind meh. Duz annybuddy know ware doez it ori- – orrig- — has itz homebase?
‘bowt 10 blahx fum meh.
Seattle
iz dansn deh tael dans step run run pownz step run run pownz
hee hee pownz pownz
durn
owt uv step wif mesef
But mebbe de server is in Hawaii? Or mebbe dey taimzt ampitt to farbl other peeps
hee hee
cheezfrens has ohn taimz paess – eeeeeeeeez phahn taimz ahl weyz
I thot that Cheez n’ Tofu sed tehy wuz in How-Why-Eee. I’m pretty sure, ennyway.
It nawt matter ware ICHC iz baysed, beecawse ICHC iz akshully a Werdpress blog (it’s troo, I seen it wiff mai oan too aiz!), so yewd have to figyer owt ware Werdpress bases their survers… oar sumting laik that.
iz in eestern he–hemiz— haffadaworld. cuz i iz in germany and it iz 1 hourz uhed uv mee.
Hai MishMel!! Mite ai bee so bold az to ask yoo where yoo live in jermanee?
Taht ai noe ov, we donut hav verree menee peeple frum jermanee. Cud bee lotz of tehm an they just don’t say so, ov corse. But ai don’t think so.
i iz on airforce base neer frankfurt. and i haz a jermin sheperd frumz amarika *hehe*. mai cat iz jermin tho and he iz not pleezed rite nao cuz he iz on dyit. 2 much infermashunz at wons?
Teh burgers is in Hawaiaiaiaiaii
Cheezburgers in Paradize???
I never knew!!
:puzzled look:
If teh cheezburgerz come from Hawaiiiiiiiii, howcum I never seez them appear anytime but whut looks like Mainland tyme? I iz on ICHC at 6 or 7 p.m. and a.m. boff Hawiai tyme but I never seez teh newly posted lolcatz fursties
Teh furst wun usuallee showz up around 6 a.m. Eastern Standard Time.
But ai don’t know why. Taht shud bee midnite fur the Grate Burgers in teh Skye. Ai think.
suggest we awl goez to Hawaii n searchez fur cheezmeisters – Right Now!!! leev koatz n overshooz behindz, buyz beechtowels n sandals when we getz dere.
‘k?
Gud plan! Lets go!!
Parrut hedz!
hehvin on urth wit an union slice
nawt too peculiar nawt two precise
I seeeez.. No wunder teh iz such happee peeplz. MMmmmm. Cheezurgerz wif pineappul on em. yummeez
Tank yew berry much!
fr sum reesun dis wun maek me laf moar den yooshul.
“sequinz” — lolz
My first thot was Stend, fur sum reason.
stend is not next in series. the answer is “tortie, identical to 2nd from left”
oh got it, lol
But I was right, after all, because you appear to be the only one to actually attempt to answer.
( bows )
and I was wearing sequins!!! +10 !!!
ai think the anser iz altogedder diffrunt. AI thot “stend,” too – but it’s becuz – if yoo squint a liddle an maek them a little blurree – they almoast appear to spell s t e n d.
Glads i cud make u laff
Yay fur teh capshun writer! Gud job!
thnx!
Yeah CatieCat!!!
Awsum catshun fur dis pikshur!!!
Well dun!
The sequence is a lie
No,no,no. The cake is a lie. The sequence is o.k.
Nixt sequins: five cats fighting.
sheerleding kittahs nex peace
snow alphobets!1!
WHAT! What is that?? What’s happening??
I CAN’T TAKE IT!!! AAAAHHHHH!!
that’s chopped, right? …right?
When in Doubt – Choose C (for cheezburger n catz; I know they split teh answerz up evunlee)
Dry Cold Wet can haz
connunndrum 4 Kittehz. Needz
moar ekkspayrimentz
Summ tymez iz Dry, den
Wet. Summ tymez iz Dry andz stayz
Dry. Prawblumm 4 Kittehz
Summ tymez iz eeben
Wawrm! Muthrurr Naychurr muss habz
straynjj senss ubz Hewmur!
Jack.
if teh I-tests at teh docter had cats pointing in diffrent directions like this an not E’s up daon an sidewayz, mebbe i’d c better?
Problee not – But test wood beez mor fun!
SAT question? More like CAT question..
Teh bizniss skools heer in India akshully haz a CAT (Common Admission Test). Berry difikult!
sum munfs ago, ai yuz tu see ads fer CAT tewter… tutorl.. lessins (sawrt ub liek teh Kaplan) awn ICHC. waysted awn me, ub korss — i’z nawt awn ICHC fer biznich skool
Nex muss b oring kitteh doin u-shaip I fink. I dunno, I can cheet orf u? Kthx.
AriCat iz from Orstrayleeya. Iz spose b summah n wawrm heer, bt noe, is verree chilleh. I can has blankie?
Ai guezz hed pointin daun…. but cud be U shaep….nod shure.
Hau cold iz sunny summery Orstraleeya tuday?
I fink iz suppozed tu b abaot 25C but nawt eben clowse
Iz -15C in Chicago todai. Warmr dan yesderday.
NorCal is haffing anudder gray rainy front movin in n coolin off.
yet in choich this mawnin, a guy came in shorts n flipflopz! we prayz fur him….
gibz itz up lvt! Iz stil runin round behinds u (phew) I nawt gonna letz u hurtz mai cheesefriens n da noobies.
If u wantzed a re action der! u gotz it!
doin it ani mur is jus redundament weiz nao u can do dis, ha,ha, ha
naow goes awai n playz sumware else!
momcat
YaaaaY momcat.. pretckter of da innercint..
mmmmm… ‘n problee some NOT so innercint!
I sees yu flyin abuv da citee– nice cape gurl!!
(blush)
fank u- is mai liddli redz ridden hood capez frum mai kittenhood – kinda smal but I jus flapz harder to go!
- off to da wurk- zooooom!
momcat
Awl de kittehs lyun on de stepp
Dey awl runnded owt of pepp
Needn cheezburger to maik dem goez
Wil dey git wun? I dun noes!
Paw, paw kittehs, dey is sads
Narstee tests iz verree bads
Tu maik dem fink wifowt teh cheez
Iz nawt so nies, dun dueet plz!!!
I wuz inspyrd bai Jack’s powmz (-;
berry nies, AC!
I like it! I like it!
Lotz!
Nekst in sekwens: widdoo goggy runninz past and all kittehs runninz aftuh it.
next wun in sequins is me on mai butt, falliing and bumping down teh stares, black kittehs fleeing in alarmz.
nun uv teh abbuv?
i dont get it, which one?
Whot’s next: a big snorgle.
ai goez tayk mai SAT test insyde. eetz too cold owt heer!
Next in sequins… perhaps the kitteh on top step in gold lame and sequinned shoeses?
*step-kicking down the steps*
but sqware cut ur pear shape,
these katz don looz dere shape,
kittehs r a gurlz bes freeeeeeend!
I has questins:
Iz steps akshully snow? Maybe iz white rock, and nawt winter. Thut explaynz why kittehs all seem purrfickly content laying on VERRRY COLD surfis, if iz snow.
I thot was sno at furst too, but den luked agin. Is rock, nawt winter. But on nawt secund glance I wuz uptet bai this pic
mee tuu, i finked it wuz sno at furst. but iz tuu menny steps to maek owt ub sno, so i gess it mus be rawk.
an it remynd me ub teh salsa-kitteh, whom i bebbeh-sit in teh merryka. wuns wen it wer 10 digreez (ferrenhiet), she missin fer 4-5 daze. ebberybuddy gib her up fer ded. den we fynd she kampin owt in teh nayberz garaj. she must hab katched teh meeses an berds fer fuud. she awlwayz doin stoopy fingz an den lukkin at ebberybuddy liek DEY’Z bizaar, liek “what? yu nebber seed a kitteh fawl off teh windo sil fer no reezin befoar?” she be a ditz. but berry snorglishus ditz <3
so teh steps iz rok!
r da kittehs reel or r dey thos shu mud skrayper thingeez?
Heyy TML Ai fink joor rite:tiz onlee wite stepz nawt sno. Maybee ther in teh Greek Islands, lots ov kittehs an wite stepz ther
the answer in Greek is alway Socrates, when it isn’t Archimedes
except when it’s “a swan”
oar wehn itz taht guy Wuzzits Naem wif teh light luking fur the rocks to putz in hims mouf so he can screem moar cleerly wehn teh sword is hanging obber his head jus befoar teh menny headed goggie keepz rowling teh rock teh guy wif the lite has to push bak up teh hill. By teh Stiky ribber.
pay attenshuns, dis will be on teh test.
Ar yoo shur? Ai thot it wuz Euripideez!!
Q1. Kitteh:Cheezburgr::Goggie:___________
A. Hamburgr
B. Hotdog
C. Zalad
D. Chikin Sammich
Q2. Lolrus:Bukkit::Goggie:___________
A. Sockses
B. Butterz
C. Cellular
D. Staplr
Teh nekst foo kweschuns relayt 2 teh fawloeen storee.
Ai is a lolrus. Ai losted mah bukkit abowt a yeer ago. Sum stoopy hoomins tuk mah bukkit. To comp…kompin…maded up 4 it dey gives meh a cellular. Dey den tuk mah cellular. Ai wuz teh sad. Ai den joynded a bukkit loss support groop. Ai has maded manee frends froo teh groop. Ai has been informd bai mah associates as to hoo tuk mah bukkit, n y dey tuk mah bukkit. Ai was awlso tolded dat mah bukkit b n Soviet Russia n dat it misses meh.
Q3. Hoo b tellin teh storee?
A. Kitteh
B. Goggie
C. Lolrus
D. Ceilingcat
Q4. Wut b teh nayratrs pryzd poseshun?
A. Cellular
B. Sockses
C. Cheezburgr
D. Bukkit
Q5. N wut locayshun wuz teh nayratrs pryzd poseshun fownded?
A. N teh hol wif Ceilingcat
B. Bafroom
C. Wif hoomin
D. Soviet Russia
Q6. Hao duz teh nayratr feel?
A.
B.
C. :@
D. Awl ov teh abov
MATHS
Q7. Teh goggie has 4 sockses. A hoomin trys 2 taek a sockses. Hao manee sockses duz goggie hab?
A. 3
B. 2
C. 0 – Him warded off teh hoomin.
D. 1
Q8. Happycat receebs a cheezburger. Soon 3 frends sho up. Hao manee cheezburgerz duz Happycat need to shayr wif frends?
A. 3
B. 2 – one is a vegetamarian
C. 0 – He nommed teh cheezburger b4 dey arryvd
D. LOTS N LOTS OV CHEEZBURGERZ
spalin – Which b teh korekt spalin ov teh wurd dat goez n teh sentns?
Q9. I can has ___________?
A. Cheeseburger
B. Cheezburgr
C. Chzbrgr
D. Eevur B & C
Q10. I miss mah ____________.
A. Bucket
B. Bukkit
C. Fish
D. Cellular
That are muchez funneh
What does I get fur taking the test?
Mah Cheezburger diplomah?
FTW!!!!
if tests wuz reely like dis wun, i mite haff hadz bedder graydes in skool. eggscept for mebbe in spellin.
2 much finkinz. i tayk kitteh-nap nao.
Patrick – heer ar mai answerz. Do ai pass?
Q1 C.
Q2. H
Q3. E
Q4. E
Q5. Z
Q6. B
Q7. U
Q8. R
Q9. G
Q10. R
full uv win!! but ware r teh kurrek ansers?
Ai votz fir U. U can be teechure.
Patrick, this iz amazin an wunnerful! Yu shore no yore lol historee
Im jus askin …How manee did you get rite??
1 some
2 some more
3 awl
4 nun
5 nun ob yer bizness
BTW.. Wut culler iz yer sekwins? Duz yu sewz em yerself?
Oh I_d_d_d, ai donut noe hau long yoo had been lurkin, but Patrick iz teh moast amaizing EVER!!!! Yoo wudn’t belieeve sum ov the wunderfuol thingz Patrick haz rittin.
He iz wun ov ar STARZ!!! Ai am compiling a liszt ov spehul thingz frum past poasts, an there ar menee Patrick opi there.
Wun day ai hoep to find a playce to put them where awl can eezilee see.
Ai needz to do a surch n seezur ov mah posts n adds dem 2 mah blawg. Ai noes ware sum ov dem b but ai needz 2 fyndz teh ovvers.
Ai hav Lobster Quadrille, teh Don henley song and puff the majick dragon bukarmed so far. ai need moar time – but ai waz going bak to lukfur yur otters.
Can ai halp yoo – orar yoo mee???
Where is your blog??
Clik on mah pikchur icon nekst tu mai naym n u can has site ov mah blog.
Ai did a bit ov surchin n fownded teh Puff sawng, teh Don Henley sawng, teh Lolrus n Hoomin pome, teh Lolbstr Kwadril, teh Silverstein pome, Yitteh teh Kitteh, teh Mary Poppins sawng, n teh noo Happynez sawng ai just put up todai.
O teh lobstar kwadrill wuz soooo mush fun!!! Patrick inbited mii to danse to it wiff him (i fink I wuz knot-2nd that day?), hee writed awl teh words out, and then i maid sum refrences 2 sum udder favs–teh Lolrus and teh karpenter, and Jabberwoky, an ebberyboddy gotted awl Carroll’ed away an went mad-assa-hatter!!! Wow, it wented so fast and it wuz a blast and by teh tyme wii wuz froo, wii had ober 200 comments!!! So menny funny, witty, silly L.C. fans who rlly knows therr stuff! (i wunner iffn our frens across teh water gave ussa big hand wiff teh werd dat day?) <3 patrick and <3 {{{{{{{{{{Cheezfrens}}}}}}}}}}}}R towtally brillig!!!!!
Ai has a blog nao on WordPress. Clik mah pikchur n u can has moar funneh. Ai posts a cuppl moar kweschuns n direkshuns tu teh test.
Patrick U be cleber an funnee!! U goes tu U. uv Cheez?
Dis kwiz has much awesum, eeben if i did has sum unplezent flashbackz to mah yungur yeers.
Tellz meh abowt it. Ai no tuk teh SAT…no hads teh muneez…but ai tuk moar den mah fayr shayr ov teh aiohwuh n teh jeeseeartee (test dey du heer n Jorja), as wel as ovver stendurdaizd tests. Mah braynz b teh hurtz n paynz wen ai finushd. Stendurdaizd tests were teh pleh. DO NOT WANT!
Dis is amazing and grate!
Ai wish ai cud clik on yr pikshure, but it is not a link. Is just a label. Ai tried on Firefox and IE. Is dere inny wai yu (oar innywun, reely) cud put teh link in a message text?
Heer u goez…
http://patrickrsghost.wordpress.com
wen i reed ‘wich 1 next n sequins’ i fink, wich 1 is weering sequins next? wich 1 next n sequins n twirlee skirt, lil teeara, diamanteh …
LOL!
Blak kitteh garding the stepz leading to the great ceiling cat
an they’re gardin’ teh stare-way 2 hebben!!!
(it rlly makes mii wunder…)
LIBERACE!!
FTW !!!
http://www.liberace.org/liberace_gallery/#
if you’re ever in vegas, GO HERE !!!
Fail, an u end up flpn burgrz at nastyburgr an fite ur ebil older jerky slf.
Danny Phantom kitteh nows wut Miss Q iz tlking abut.
I think this is a Hans Silvester photo from “Cats in the Sun”
it’s not larry sultan’s ‘the valley’, that’s for sure
RC – yoo ar almoast certainlee rite. Ai wuz thinking taht too – just cudn’t remember hiz nayme.
If I yuse canopner on teh gushyfuds, tehre b no nex sequinz!
42
hitchhiker’s guide FTW !!!
*skratches hed, finking outloud”*
hhmm–kitteh, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh……Oh, I nose!!!
DUCK!!!
Y-M-C-A… Oops too many letters
The Catapult for distance was soon quashed as an Olympic event.
omg that’s even funnier than my ” ‘Log ™!’ from ‘Blammo ™!’ ” suggestion!!!
Weerd! I thot teh kittehs wer lying on da sno! Nao I see dey are de roks! Whew! Dat reely wud bee weerd!
Is it
“Put the papers on the sundial”
or
“Elsie prepare to meet thy Ceeling Cat” ?
Answer: a kitteh whose belly is facing 45 degrees.
I am winz
Transitions from left to right: rotate right by 180. Mirror. Mirror. Mirror and rotate by 90 right.
(Indecisiable sequence.)