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Cheezburger Network Blog
Mine! All Mine!
yay jajeh nawt secconds! n kitteh nawt secconds gettin cheezburger. win win. kween’s we are teh champeeon danse?
*singin*
wee ar teh champeens my frend!
and weel keep awn fiting too teh end….
cuz wee ar teh champeens, we ar teh champeens…
no tiem fur lusers cuz we ar teh champeens….
of teh wurld!
*dansin wiff myoosik*
Concatoomalashuns Jajeh!!
OT .. I had teh sillee dreem lass nite!! I dreemed I tiped an e-male to mai Mom, AWL IN LOLSPEEK! lol… jest befoar I sent it, I saw wut I did! Ack! My muvver wud send me tew teh crazee peepels playc if I sent her a lolspeek e-mail! ROFL!!
Lubblee danz! An bootifull singin~
Az long az u onlee dremt u send email in lolspeek! Ai keep wanndin tu say tu bozz “Ai can haz day awf?”
N tanks!
dansing fur JAJEH, the Polish grandfadder (sorree – ai stil must gigglol ebbreteim ai think ov taht!!)
*expressif free danse wif swooping an bending wif outstrecheded arms* *twerling, too*
Whoooo Hoooo ing as well!!
Berry boodifull danz….tank u berry mush! Espeshallee lubbly twirling an oudstreshed armz! Ai am lizzning rite nau tu slow movement ub Brahms dubble conserto, an it goes tugedder so wehl!
BTW …hau ai gedda bee taut uf az Polish grandfadder?
Yesh, ai want to noes this 2. Aise intreegued.
*twirl in onner of Jajeh*
*ttwirl in onner of Jajeh*
JAJEH – re Polish granfadder – ai donut know. It wuz ambercat hoo thot it. She nebber sayed wai!! We shud ask. Ai don’t reelee know wai taht strikes mee so funnee. Purrhaps becuz is so ultra silleh!!
But JAJEH – yoo ar a moosishun too? Altho ai toadallee adore moast ebreewun heer, thoz ov us hoo luvs teh “classical” mewsic seem to bee in teh minoritee.
oo, i dunno, janet, menny cheezfrens play naught jus in teh minorkeys, but also teh major-keys!
Polish grandfadder ebben funnier eff u kno me!
Ai naut berry gud moozikmaeker, bud ai lub de clazzicle muzzic, apeshallee oprah.
mah mawm was teh wun hoo showded meh icanhascheezburger!
*dansis to teh myoosik*
yes u can has
sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you !!!
“Nawtee Marietta” ref FTW
(Kafleen – doo yoo remeber??? Our furst reel diskussun. Ah – nostajeea, ai haz it!)
{{{janet}}}
itz nut ebben mah birfdai !!
Or KrizmaHanaKwanzaRama!! Hek, it nawt evun Caturday!!!
LUV yur holiday seesun, LOLDemon!!! May ai uze it too?
Shor fing! KrizmaHanaKwanzaRama b fr evree wun. (Nawt n-tairlee mah n-venshun eedur, sew go ahed.)
LBreeze, iffs ir waz fur ur birfdai, there wud hab been a candle in it.
Where’s teh beef?
under teh bun silliez !!
happinez R a warm bun??
wun uv wurld’s bes songs. Applys perfekli to cheezburgr
oh-pin sessa-me?
Agree, the burger is empty!
Kitteh ate it awreddy?
i seez sum cheez peeking owt !! : )
Nao u sees it,
nao u doan’t
Nevur mind teh beef, weres teh beer?
vegetarian kitteh… duzn kaer ’bout bif.
Prollee duzn caer aboud beer eiffer….maek berry funnee faec if offer it, and bak awaee
Gud Joek, but…..
as I am sure you all know, vegetarian diets (like this veggie whopper) are not healthy for kittehs!!
Regardless of owners preferences, kittehs are obligate carnivores and MUST eat meat or meat containing cat fuds.
I doan eets teh meets,
butts mah kittehs duz.
Ennyfing to keep mah bebehs healfy.
that was a burger king cheezeburger. real meat, no veggie. i know. iz mah kitteh, Chachi, and was mah burger ’til he eated itz. i took the picture of dat lil bratz eatin’ mah burger!
He enjoy? Did he hab it all?
U ken haz bun!
Oh,,,n concatulashuns on habbing ur hanxome fella on first page! Naud eezee feet!
a worthy end to this funny series.
best chance to end the series. time for the next meme.
NO!!!! No end teh site!! Iz two much funnee two end teh site. You don haffta come bak iffen you no likey.
old memes never die–they may evolve, they may drift, they replikate, branch out–but they become part of our cultureal heritage. Even as wii speek, lol kittehz are invading teh berry fabrik ob our society. whut a fun ryde 4 us!!! Yippee!!! Woopeee!!! w00t, w00t, w00t!
Dats a big cheezburger fur one kitteh! Du u tink he’ll share?
My breath. I’m not holding it.
I wud.
Dat greedy cat…he’ll nom dat cheezburga wif a qwiknuss, den wunt wutevurs on UR bref, too.
Food. It all belongs to Cat.
I fink dis is jus a bun, wiv no burgeh lef innit. Wich mus meen dat anuvver kitteh got der frrst.
GRAB AND RUN KITTEH…do like goggie used to do wif our block of cheddr cheez if it were left on da countr unattended
Good luk, kitteh! Can he even get his mouth around it?
yoo meen lyke dis pupper ???
lbeeeze.vox.com/library/post/nice-sammich.html
Ai wunce turned mai bak on a chikken sammige to get a dwink, an wenn I got bak, teh bred was unmoved, but teh chikken was ……. gone.
Doodoo doodoo
Oh, an mai Silkehkitteh lukked verry pleesed wif herseff.
But she offen duz.
A dream come true!! I haz cheezeburger…..Sweet!
MAWHAHAHA NO U CAN’TS !
Um, I ordird fururs also plz? An smal Koke?
I can has cheez saus on mah furfurs plz?
Kitteh wan fikshaik but wifowt teh stror.
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG! OMG! OMG! Mye pichure mayde it tu da phront payge!
Concats! Tribble that must be eggciting.
Is this Ur kitteh?
No, iz jus mye commentz, not mye picher. Sry, wuz berry eggcited!
Cudnt hab bin a bettr cashun, Tribble! Absolutelee purrfick! So much win n awsum!
I has to agreeh
Purrsun hu libs wit diz kitteh n tuk picher pozted abuve. bishopeasybake
Concatumalashuns Tribble!! I soe prowd ov yoo!! An berry happee too! We shud to a phrunt payg dans fur Tribble!
*dans skip step*
*shimmy shake*
*sees the yung nekkid guy*
*stops dansing and runs to nekkid guy*
bye!
I jest want a martoony .. what did fink I wanted?!
Tank u fur da danz zippycat! Eye nebber dreameded mye capshun mayke it tu da phront payge! It hard just tu mayke it tu da voting payge.
Plz tu bee bringin mee bak a martoony tu.
Corngratz Tribble!
Ai no itz hard 2 has a capshun make it 2 teh front page. Itz berry good too!
Ai has onlee made it to teh votin pages so far… An a nawt seccond iz on mai bukkit list. We awl needz ta has a dreem….
Tribble, I so happeh fur U!
Iffs teh sun, moon, and stars lyne up, somedai, we will awl maek it to teh front page.
*bows to Tribble*
Oh, Tribble, Tribble, Tribble!!!!
Triple smileez fur Tribble.
This iz so eggciting – fur awl ov us!!! Nawt to sound elitist, oar enething, butt ai am surprized, akshullee – hau relativelee rare it iz fur wun ov “us” to get to teh front paige.
An yoo has DUN it!!!!! Yay, Yay, Yay anna Whoooooo Hooooo toooooo fur yooooooo!!!!!
Congratuma- kongru- Wel dun Tribble! iz gud lolcat ju mayd!
Yay Tribble. Is good to see success, fer tose ob us who is still werking on it. Or playing at it, as case may be.
cud u pik off dese seedz? pleh–getz stuck in teefs.
kitteh noes need to eet bun – jus fills u up n noes meet!
“I had all those strawberry seeds. And you shouldn’t neglect your gums.”
Pretty Woman FTW!
I dun’t tink hee’s orderred da singel stackers.
I find this fragrant speckled concoction to be most relevant to my interests.
Ah, Teho, ur comman ob teh Eenglish b beree gud!
Taht’s ar Teho!!
Oh – ai ment to add – yoo shud heer hiz Klingon!!!
meestr spok rong. hasing iz betr dan wanting
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Gots anudder?
Kitteh heerz t3h sowndz
andz sayvurrz t3h sennt ubz t3h
noyzee Nom Nom Bag
Paypurr russillz az
Hewmin handz dip insyde andz
spredd joy 2 t3h Wurld
Kitteh watchez frum
himz throan az a Trezzurr iz
cayrfullee un~rappd
No pikkilz andz no
unnyunz! Kitteh deemz dis pryze
moast akksepttibbill
A meel fit 4 t3h
Gawdz! Kitteh nibbillz a bit
B 4 dyveeng in!
Jack.
Jack Ur amazin” How u do taht? Yu makez it seam so ez-
But itsz not!!
(Hope the werd prez duzzent mess up dat las line)
Awsum catkus!
Lubs teh “noyzee Nom Nom Bag”! Ai still amayzded hao u do this awl teh tyme!! Purrfik kitteh poynt ob byew!
Anudder 1 pls?? Mayhapz more raar dis time? Ai has Krismahanakakwanzarama gif surtifikat.
Cheezburger, cheezburger! That step up from grund livur. Iz just hoping kitteh pace himself.
miauuuuwwwwwww…. i like it
optecal ollusiin!!11! *licks*
it iz not
Kitteh say: ” Finallys!! After all dis talk about I can has dis and I can has dat, an bukkits an all dat silly stuffs. I can finally has cheezerbur.”
Victoree! An it taystes gud!
Ai liks it so it mine, now. Ai takes, KThksBai.
Don’t tellz Dr. Tinycat. Suppezed 2 B watchin mai kolsterol. Kan’t to be eatin sience diet krunchy kibbles all de time! mmmmmmm nom nom nom
victoreee!!!!! nom nom nom nom
Sundee mornin sermin:
Better 2 gif tahn 2 receeve?
Wen it comz 2 cheezburgurz
We no wut Kitteh bleeves!
He dishout purrz an hed-butz
An sokesup snorgles an schmooz
He givin us awfool hed splortz
An criez 4 teh cleen-up crooz.
Sunshiney spawtz, she’ll takem
She’ll giv suprizes in shoos
but wen it comz 2 cheezburgrs
It isn enny nooz.
Kitteh sez “Thanx, Ceileen Cat,
Fur wut we’r bout 2 receev”
An nomnomnoms teh hevinly treet
An fergits allbout to geev!
Dat’s amazing Jennifffuurr!
So much awsum!!! Awl teh gud stuff wrapped up in one poem!!!
Hai Jennifffur:
Moast awwsum poaum!
Wunndurrfull meeturr. Reedz lyke
‘T3h Chilldrun’z Owwur!
Kitteh’s poynt ubz veew
iz Spawt~ Awn! Izz ebbident
Kitteh traynd U well
Mennee Cheezburgrz
4 Jennifffur! Chinz rubz 4
Jennifffur’z Kitteh!
Jack
Oh mah gudness!
A poem frum Jack fur Jennifffuurr!
Awl teh Cheez Peeps purrrrrrrr fur boff ov u!
Fank Yew Bery Bery Mush!
Thanx 4 teh complolmints!
I rime becuz i’m happee
We LOL becuz weer free
Our i’s r on teh Kitteh
An we luvz owr ICHC!
*dux hed frum Mahalia Jackson’s paw-swipe*
Kitteh noes gibber needz a happee receeber.
junk food.
do not want it.
Oooooooo!!!
Taht bordurz awn blasfemee!
Shirley yu jest!!
Junkfud roolz!!! — Spechully cheezburgers!!!
homemade burgers R gudder dan teh fass-fuud wonz–fresher an tastier! ummm, now I iz makin’ me hongree!
No Coke… Pipsi.
how cume Pepsi won?
Frum SNL skit.
You want fries widdat?
Yup, but not Sesame seed!
Paul – glad to see yoo. Ai – well – yoo ar frum teenietineeIngerland, too???? Ai don’t know wai taht surprized mee. Ai asked yoo wunz befoar, but ai don’t think yoo saw it.
Ai’m sorta grooping up teh Inglish contingent heer. Ai know yoo said south, sumwhere – can yoo bee moar specific?
Ai noe thsi may bee violayting sum protocols – nebber shur waht iz rite. Yoo don’t has to anser, ov corse.
I fink ur fine, JCH4K.
It neber hurts to ask wen ur coming frum a gud plase.
I wud lub to see a map ov ware awl the Cheez Peeps r frum!
Mah liddle pea brain can’t keep up.
Oh luk…shiiiny…
ROFLMAO!! I luvs dat line… Oh luk…shiny
Kraks meh up ebbery time..
we can has cheez-peep map? tehn we can awl put pins in fore wher we R and not hert R tiny pee brayns tryin to amember!
Agwee! Is faszina….fizzynate….fizzymakin hau we frum so manee places, an wee can juz tawk heer laik we in one place. Ai still tink internet iz awwwwsum!
Oh, Romeow – what yoo say there iz so funnee – ai hav been noticing taht fur a long tiem.
Like – at teh top – wehn sumwun iz starting a danse – suddenlee a comment ( s h i n e e e e)
will be maed an everywun iz off on an entirelee diffrunt thred and teh danz iz totallee furgotten.
Maeks me smyle ebree tiem.
Janet, cats will b cats
{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}
nao, if we cans just gets teh poar lolrus himz bukkit, ebrywuns dreems can has coem troo.
speshulee if teh bukkit ar full ov moar burgerz.
atkinz diet kittah wantz chzbrger witot buns, kthxbie
Hyumin ken hab bun…kitteh juz wan cheezburger inside….mai kittehs tellme dat wen ai hab nice samich laik rozebeef….ai ken hab bun, dey’ll take de beef.
Iz nise ov dem to share ur rozebeef sammige wif U.
GGGGOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL !!!!!!!!!
Pleez suh, may I haz summoar?
Olibber Twizz. FTW!
Oh, fanks JAHJEH I wuzzin sure I wuz goin ta makez it!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Iz seein it in mi hed.. Liddle boi–Ingerland.. poor liddle hungree gui.. holdz out bowl… Gits tole NO!! GAWWWWWD!! Brane iz bubblin an trubblin.. Can’t—think— 0b it!
I givz up!! Itz on teh tip ob mi tonge– If i stix it owt kan yu reeds it to me, plz?
olibber twist?
deer cheezfrenz -
eetz 4:30pm, 21 degreez-7 degreez winchill, n mai hubbee haz desydid to cook owt cheezburgerz for din-din tonite….
pikchur iz inspearashinal?
Teh anser iz blowin in teh wind…..
Victory at last!
YAYZ! Cheezburgers 4 kitteh! ;3
Dis be like Wabbit frum Trix commershal gettin his bowl of trix…YAY! It not just fur kidz!
yummi yummi yummi I want that cheeze in my tummy…
kitteh no want big mac.
get kitteh a whopper! no onyons k thx
finally!!
teh prizes returnz
Yay! kitteh got cheezeburger!
wat evry kitteh wantz tu sai.
i CAN has cheezburger!!!!!
Wheres the cheez?
There no cheez
i made 22 of thez