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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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yohoho an a boddul ob rum!
Argg!!! R deer so menny kynds of rum, lyke dare R ob Scotch? I knot a dwinker, and I waz so amayzed at the recent diskussion ob so menny kindzz ob Skotch (or wuz it Whizzsky?) . I am family-are wif Scotch tape, scotch-brite scrubbies for teh kichen, an hop-Skotch. Den dare’s Rum-pellstinskin, Rum-pole ob teh Baylee, and rum-tum-tiddly-um.
Congratz and wishky-u were hear!!
Scotches iz lyke wines — lotsa different ones and everybudy sez they cans tell teh differnce and what Scottish castul it cames frum.
Rumz are dark, ambrrr, or whyte. I dont fink ppl are az picky abaout rumz as scotches, but they is still alls different.
In celebrashun ov Ambercat’s nawt second, mai I suggest we start wif sum rum drinkees?
The bar is open (and iz also an open bar).
Mojoto? Mai Tai? Hurricane? Zombie? Pina Colada? Hawt Buttered Rum? Bacardi Cocktail? Daquiri? Long Island Iced Tea? Planter’s Punch? Malibu Breeze? Cozmo? Bahama Mama?
Bananaana Dakri plees!
Cheers Ambercat on yet anoffer nawtsekund!
Yay Ambercat!
I has a Pyrat Pistol dat’s bin ayjin nicely…. mmmmmm
Hawt butterd kitteh?
Hawt Buttered Rum iz the HAWT ticket 4 me, plz. 13″ snowz heer an 13degreez-Fooweez!
Wif an open bar, awl teh usual suspects shud b heer soon…
Brittney, Amy, Cortney Lub…
doan let Hasselhoff in - hims eets cheezburgers liek a pig.
u forgettin Lindsey an Amy.
rofl nice comment dere.
I hads the Pina Colada yesterday, i has teh Bahama Mama todai
Ai wud liek a mai-tai wid a 151 floater, an a moheetoe 4 mah husbin.
Oh yeah.
151 an coke, pleeuz.
Careful Kafleen,
I doan wanna see u in ur chicken soot dansin on top ov teh bar…again.
Hawt buttereded rum plz. Lotsa butter.
Also, you forgots rum & cola!
Sowy…I had C uba Libre on teh first postie dat WP eeted.
I furgetted it on teh repostie.
I hab a Cuba Libre sans lime rite heer fur u
along wif ur hawt buttered rum wif moar butter.
Bartendar “I’ll hab wut she be habin”…..
Drinkies? I can has Takeela Sunriz pleze?
Mai gudness, Romew. Iz there ENETHING yoo can’t doo????
In honeur ov deer ambercat, ai wud liek a - so much to chooz frum . . . ai’ll trai teh hawt buttered rum, too pleez. An thank yoo fur organzing thiz verree speshul partee of joi!!
R dese drinks bein served by nekkid guys in de barn by any chance?
Oh yes, JCH4K, food and beverage bakground - I has it - I prolly eben gots teh T-Shirt.
Iffs u need a tarbender fur ur next lolcat partee,
juss call…
1-800-SLOSHED
Yarrrrrr!
hey, baby…
wanna party?
can we has shot for shot?
meow, meow, meow, n a btl a rum
arrr matey! swab the poop deck!
Shudn’t that be “swab the litter deck”? Arrrr!
swab teh littr bawks
Uz must be kidding, that’s why I haz U humin!
And don’t forget to get meh sum tuna fishiez on the way back
oar “poop awn teh swab dek”!
pleh!
PLEHUS MAXIMUS
Hail, PLEHUS MAXIMUS!
jus for teh sak ub teh argooment shuld it not be MAXIMUS PLETHUS!!!! It is after all more PLETH than usual.
An cood sumbody pleeze say that no harm wuz cawsed to this aminal in teh makin ub dis pishur????
It’s my cat. Her name is Olivia, and no harm was caused. She’s just totally crazy.
Furry Nuff, Katykat!
waz yer nayme, burger biter? U kin follow mii aroun an vote mi down, butt kan U come outta teh shadowz an ID yerself?
Ez Yippee… Wez on YOUR side. Itz not jus you.. dis topic was startin to be discusted on U wait all day.. Dis disgustin troll bin skurklin in da bushes fer a while now..
Maybe teh burgers can find him- er..it!! Mai sugjestion wus 2 jus hab burger votes an no ratings.. But Im jus a n00B..
I beez followin da stinki fing….. awl weakendz- gascat gotz clobbered n I gotz mad….
Iz got da gold finga ub da 5 cheezes, I been typi, typi, typi awl weakend….
did ja sees mai not (on a pitchur frum yestada I fink)
hearz a beeg hint: LEAVE NO POST UNVOTED, EBEN YUR OWN….
momcat
(re wrapz sumwhut sor fingi n goes bak ta da wurk……)
Dere iz no grater angree dan a momcat or a yippee… wehn protekkin dere kittehs or cheez frens.. We r tankin yu berry mush!!
{{{{{{{{{{momcat}}}}}}}}}}}
yoo ar just teh BEST!!!!
fank-U dans!
just 242 dais til Tork Lyk a Pyrut dai - bes start practissing!
Ooah harr mee harties.
Furl teh mayn sayl! Feedz teh shipskitteh! Avast an belay theyre!
(Wattahell am ai on abowt?)
Verree impresssiv, Anny! We had R furst annyul meeting awn Tork Lyk Apyrut dai, last yeer - Ai maed shor ebbereewun knyu and tehre were random showts ob “Aaaaarrrrgghh!!” an “Mi Hartees” an “Avast!” threwowt teh dai. Best bit ob teh hole ting!
Mai sister Pyzi just got hurself a bumper stiker reeding “FSM is my co-pyrate.”
I can haz hanuver?
I gotz da spiritz in meh.. I gotz da spiritz in meh…I gotz da spiritz in Meeeehh!
Ain’t got noe trubblez in mah life
No foolish dweems to maek meh crai
Iz neber fritened or wurried
I noe I’ll alwais get bai.
I needz to some ID’s: kitteh you is to young to drinkz
juss a littl “hare uv teh dawg” 2 halp mai hang ovvrr.
Tee totlin’….do nawt want!
Needa nip o da good stuff to watch da Pack awn da frozin tundrahhh!!!
Charjrrrs loozd to da Pytreeyuts, did NEwun gess dat wood happin? Sigh, Nao da Pack to win, cuz dey mite beet dem Pats!
Iz winchill uv 15 below et kikawf time, glad I warm in LA, but kinda wanna see a REAL game in da cold an sno!!
GO PACK GO!!!!!
We can has Brett in nawtee barn wonced he done wiff game?
I hates the patsies wiff a burning passion (dunno why)
Yesh, he be awl coldee frum da gaym, we will HAS to warm him up… sumhao… hmmm…. Hao to warm up a cuteebak? LOL! Moar irnin!!! An mebbee a fleesee g-string an fleesee pasteez! An den we kin breev warm kitteh breff awl ober him!
itz a berry sad group uf Packerz tonight… good game, notsogood endin
it were good game
it were very bad ending
but the giants gabe the patsies a good run their last game, so the sooperbowl shud be gud
i going to get spread all over da wall - plastered!
kitteh wents a littul crazee Caturday nite…
been thur dun taht!
Breeng mee 2 pinna colawdaws
aye wantz wun fr eech paw!
Letz set sayl wif captin morgen…
an neber leeve dry land.
trubbles ai furgot em
ai alos furget these words
get me two pina coladas
wun fur eech hand
ai lubs jimmee buffet.
heh, cat is black
eetz 5 o’klolk sumwarez