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cap’n in meh

plz. drunk resbonsiply.

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  1. Ambercat says:

    yohoho an a boddul ob rum!

    • yippee!!! says:

      Argg!!! R deer so menny kynds of rum, lyke dare R ob Scotch? I knot a dwinker, and I waz so amayzed at the recent diskussion ob so menny kindzz ob Skotch (or wuz it Whizzsky?) . I am family-are wif Scotch tape, scotch-brite scrubbies for teh kichen, an hop-Skotch. Den dare’s Rum-pellstinskin, Rum-pole ob teh Baylee, and rum-tum-tiddly-um.

      Congratz and wishky-u were hear!!

      • Indefatigable says:

        Scotches iz lyke wines — lotsa different ones and everybudy sez they cans tell teh differnce and what Scottish castul it cames frum.

        Rumz are dark, ambrrr, or whyte. I dont fink ppl are az picky abaout rumz as scotches, but they is still alls different.

    • Romeow says:

      In celebrashun ov Ambercat’s nawt second, mai I suggest we start wif sum rum drinkees?

      The bar is open (and iz also an open bar).

      Mojoto? Mai Tai? Hurricane? Zombie? Pina Colada? Hawt Buttered Rum? Bacardi Cocktail? Daquiri? Long Island Iced Tea? Planter’s Punch? Malibu Breeze? Cozmo? Bahama Mama?

    • Squirrely Memories says:

      Yarrrrrr!

  2. ThePearLady says:

    hey, baby…

    wanna party?
    :D

  3. brewseph says:

    can we has shot for shot?

  4. Denise says:

    meow, meow, meow, n a btl a rum

  5. mimzoid says:

    arrr matey! swab the poop deck!

  6. Ambercat says:

    just 242 dais til Tork Lyk a Pyrut dai – bes start practissing!

    • annyluvsprintie says:

      Ooah harr mee harties.

      Furl teh mayn sayl! Feedz teh shipskitteh! Avast an belay theyre!

      (Wattahell am ai on abowt?)

      • ambercat says:

        Verree impresssiv, Anny! We had R furst annyul meeting awn Tork Lyk Apyrut dai, last yeer – Ai maed shor ebbereewun knyu and tehre were random showts ob “Aaaaarrrrgghh!!” an “Mi Hartees” an “Avast!” threwowt teh dai. Best bit ob teh hole ting!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Mai sister Pyzi just got hurself a bumper stiker reeding “FSM is my co-pyrate.”

  7. Laila says:

    I can haz hanuver?

  8. I_dans_dans_dans says:

    I gotz da spiritz in meh.. I gotz da spiritz in meh…I gotz da spiritz in Meeeehh!

    • Romeow says:

      Ain’t got noe trubblez in mah life
      No foolish dweems to maek meh crai
      Iz neber fritened or wurried
      I noe I’ll alwais get bai.

  9. two_kittehs says:

    I needz to some ID’s: kitteh you is to young to drinkz

  10. karen says:

    juss a littl “hare uv teh dawg” 2 halp mai hang ovvrr.

  11. Missy says:

    Tee totlin’….do nawt want!

  12. onceajinx says:

    Needa nip o da good stuff to watch da Pack awn da frozin tundrahhh!!!

    Charjrrrs loozd to da Pytreeyuts, did NEwun gess dat wood happin? Sigh, Nao da Pack to win, cuz dey mite beet dem Pats!

    Iz winchill uv 15 below et kikawf time, glad I warm in LA, but kinda wanna see a REAL game in da cold an sno!!

    • Shera (kittehvet) says:

      GO PACK GO!!!!!

      We can has Brett in nawtee barn wonced he done wiff game?

      I hates the patsies wiff a burning passion (dunno why)

      • onceajinx says:

        Yesh, he be awl coldee frum da gaym, we will HAS to warm him up… sumhao… hmmm…. Hao to warm up a cuteebak? LOL! Moar irnin!!! An mebbee a fleesee g-string an fleesee pasteez! An den we kin breev warm kitteh breff awl ober him!

      • mimzoid says:

        itz a berry sad group uf Packerz tonight… good game, notsogood endin

        • Shera(kittehvet) says:

          it were good game

          it were very bad ending

          but the giants gabe the patsies a good run their last game, so the sooperbowl shud be gud

  13. Paul says:

    i going to get spread all over da wall – plastered!

  14. Dani says:

    kitteh wents a littul crazee Caturday nite…

    been thur dun taht!

  15. silveriris says:

    Breeng mee 2 pinna colawdaws
    aye wantz wun fr eech paw!

    Letz set sayl wif captin morgen…

    • gascat says:

      an neber leeve dry land.

      trubbles ai furgot em

      ai alos furget these words

      get me two pina coladas

      wun fur eech hand

      ai lubs jimmee buffet.

  16. chris says:

    heh, cat is black

  17. philene says:

    eetz 5 o’klolk sumwarez

  18. McGehee says:

    Drink up me hearties, yow row!

  19. Wolverine Girl says:

    Now we no wy teh rum iz alwais gon

  20. TunaOnMyMind says:

    Kitteh iz partah animul! Wooooohoooo!

  21. philene says:

    mai hangober ai showz u ttom… tumor… mayawna

    • yippee!!! says:

      manyana…..
      dat’s soon enuf 4 mii!!

    • onceajinx says:

      No, kitteh, befoar yoo pass owt, yoo tek a nyce vitamin C an drynk a beeg ol glass uv warder. Den wen yoo waykee up, hangober not be so bad.

      Hangober moastlee kozd by dehyb…deebrid… nawt enuff warders!

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Reelee??? Ai dint noe taht. Ai am. . .alcohol intolerent. . . so ai can almoast nebber drink enuf to get teh hangover (tho – oh – wun in collej – sik fur THREEE daiz).

        But nao – wun sip ov enething an ai alreddee shudn’t drive!

      • Romeow says:

        Mah twik in collige wz to taek:

        2 aspirin, a beeg glass ov wadder, and eet a peese ov bread
        before I went to bed.

        It must hab wurked a liddle, cuz I didn’t alwais hab a hangober.
        Corse, iz hard to proob a negative.

  22. WannaSmile says:

    oh how i loves ma’ captain!

  23. Myschief says:

    I CAN HAS RUM?
    OH NOES T3H RUM IS GONE!!!!!1!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

  24. Jack Deth says:

    Tesst Kitteh pawndurrz:
    Candee mytez beez danndee, but
    iz likkurr kwikkurr?

    Kitteh willz beez much
    sillee verreh sune. Will nawtz
    reememburrz layturr

    Kitteh willz habz beeg
    hanggober in t3h moarneeng.
    Needz hayr ubz t3h Dawg :-)

    Jack.

  25. Simpson says:

    arrr

    i been lootin rum sence i was a teeny litel kittah

  26. onceajinx says:

    Hab sum madeera, ma deer!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqPbkchgACw

    So phunnee!

  27. greasycat says:

    Kitteh’s fambily tinks kitteh needz innervention and meybee 12 step program. Poor Britney Kitteh.

  28. Gegiretsu says:

    :3 I iz hapi, cap’n rum probly goz gud wit cookiz, kthxbai ;3

  29. stabboholics anonymous says:

    PRODUCT PLACEMENT BOOOOOOOOOOOO :-( (((((

  30. Equus felis jessii says:

    Kinkeh.

  31. rodney dill says:

    I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy… oops too late.

  32. jackie says:

    aghs! i lub you bottle uv moargin
    yous berrie pretteh
    les make out
    ::MUAHHZZZZ::

  33. jim a says:

    Wachu mean she homely? haf a boootle o’ rum and dey all LOOOOKIN GOOOOD.

  34. philene says:

    luks tu me u
    got a lol 2 much cap’n in u

  35. mimzoid says:

    we r teh pyrates who don do annythin
    we jus stay at home an hang aroun
    an if u ask us to do annythin
    we jus tellz u
    we don do annythin!

  36. Fenrir686 says:

    Mah kittehs naem iz Captian Morgan!


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