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then 3 come at once
*note: monorail pandas used only when monorail cats r out of teh service…
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Iz worth teh wate fur teh sawft seets.
Woohoo!! ROmeow! I juss got home an fownd u on heer!!
Um…is dere a panda dants?
I better buy a lottery ticket wif mah luck!
I doan noe ov a panda danse. Mebee sum bear hugs frown in wif sum dansin?
*rite kick, leff kick*
*wave mah paws in teh air liek I juss doan care*
*hug Kafleen*
{{{{Romeow}}}}
Now I kin onlee wiggul. I juss filled up wiff tbone an fries.
Whooo HOoooooo!! Panda danse wif bear hugz. Cudn’t bee better.
*rite kick, leff kick*
*wave mah paws in teh air liek I juss doan care*
{{{{{{{{{Romeow}}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}
I think there is a panda dance in the movie “The Pacifier” with Vin Diesel
I hoep yoo doan plan on sittin on dese kyooties…
Pointee ends wud discurage diss foolush act.
zomg red pandas r my fav! poofy tail iz teh best.
*kiks, wavs, n MEOWS for nawt sekund romeow*
oh lvt…..
pbhhhhh!
anifing u can du I can du bedda!
pluz anifing u can doez I can undoez!
sos der!
yuz keepin me up latz! goes bak to yur whole!
momcat
panda?
wut iz dis amminul? civet? sumfing elss?
itsa red panda, memmer ov the rackoon famblee, K?
not relayted to panda ber, nom nom nom
fankoo, miss foots. I wudda sed dey wuz lemurs or sumpin. Nebber herd of a red panda. ICHC is so educmacashunal.
K, I jus finded out dat the syentiffic name of teh red panda is ailurus fulgens or “shining cat.” So dey is lolcats after all!
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Panda
butt ain’t we awl!
I thot panda-barez wuz nawt akshulie barez at awl, wuz awl kindalyk rakoonz and moar ralated to red-pandaz den to barez.
Den I lukd it up. An’ mai brane haz bin ajuztid to moar korekt finkingz. Gyint panda = bare. Red Panda = othur kynd ov amminul, kinda lyk rakoon but iz akshulie own tax-oh-nom-nom-nom klassyfikayshin. Yethnow.
kthxbai.
i feelz berry edumacated, nao.
(patz self on bak)
fanks!
panda is ber
kowalla is not ber
Ai juss knowed eet wuz a barr!
Ai juss knowed eet wuz a barr cuz ob dem short, hurry laigs!
hai elfi!
da gascat beenz missn u! himz nitey, nit- doin bedda den hiz momz….. iz 2am…..
I tellz gascat uz hear!
momcat
Ai luv deh wai deez red guys walk!
I sawed sum in teh zoo in Sydney. Dey were seepin an we onlee saw floofy tails!
One in prospeck parg zoo waz washin tail so id juz rait, laik a kitteh.
Them is firefoxen!
wer do i getz a red panderer browser?
WANT!
ifn u go to utube an type in “red panda” you will fine miny miny cyute an adornable red pandaz der…..be sure to luk fur teh wun wiff the Japenes gurl,….she has two behbeh pandaz wiff her.
an derz wun sez “red panda cub an is 30 secundz lawg…himz jest lernin to walk an iz soooooo teh cyute.
an den….pik teh wun wiff teh piccture of teh red panda standing up in wat luks lik a concret enclosure…(iz ok, just a doorway….loawts of plantz an branches an stuff oawtside)but dat wun has a momma an a cub…also teh bery cyutest..
passion fer red pandaz ….ai has it.!!!
red panda browser … u iz it!!
phunny
is not so grate panda aksuly
doan luk liek there in enny hurree to leev eether.
Dey all herez Bcuz dey all B outta surbis for da day. U stills gotz to wait
Is dis teh red line tew downtoon?
I was thinking that too, Missy!! Well, more… “Yu waet awl dae foar monorayl panda, den 3 kom at wunz. Den yu rillize dat yu bin at red-line da hole tym an’ u needzd da bloo lyne monorayl panda.”
–E
nex stop dupon circle
oops, wanted yellow line to L’OLfont plaza!
AHHHHH!!! DC Metro referenze!!! Ah me misses the Metro! (I know, I weird — but I livez in Looziana n dere no metros down heer in cajun contree!)
yu sink yu got problems. i bin waytin a momf for monorail sloth
Lolsloth iz still busy.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/19/oh-hai-4/#comments
iz allmost a sin how long dat trane takes!!
ROFLMAO!! miss foots! Las ai saw ob sloth, hims b meshurin yello lyn in teh rode! U may b waytin lawng tym for himz!!
FTW – acksually laffed owt lowd aynd skared kitteh off tummeh becz laffing too mowch aynd is be too mowch bumpsez up and dowyn fr him. But iz be mowch worf eet – mowch win!
Maybee don hasta hurree to catch… seemz dey havz a layover.
lukin at da tales, i finkso dey can has a hangover…
oh hia ibk ……seems lik ai havnt sees u fer teh daze n daze…..whar ya been ???
allus nise to see you’re round…..
ohai, salleh!!
{{{{salleh}}}}
i cant haz meeny commints cause on dial-up. takes da time. i postses an waits furebbers.
funneh fing: sum times wurd press tell meh i postin 2 fass. i still waits 5-10 minnits… i not finkso is fass. i can haz mickey d cheesburger fasser. wif fryes.
so i bee goin to washinton 4 bizzniss munday fru wensday. i comes backs hoame fursday mornin. i dunno iff i can haz innerweb 4 ichc perpuss. (i still frayed ob da “inappropriate use of the InterNet” fing. i hates h.r. beyonnd pleh.)
If yoo has tiem, yoo can alwayz go to teh liberree – tehy ar VERREE fast. Just nawt so convenient, ov corse. But bee careful wif the job. . .
yeh………. butt no can haz sownd….. wifout sownd, u tube r borked up.
o, iz sufferin heer….
oooooh ibk – such a krewel fayte.
Just trai to hold awn – shurlee there ar bedder daiz ahed!
Luks liek bear nummer free ate teh lunch of bear nummers one an tew.
Taik the third kar, it has moar room, no straphangin
still werking owt kinks in owtsorcsed servises
Iz dis teh Panda Express?
ROFLMTO!
Laffin’ mah tail off!
next stop: Chow Fun, Won ton, and Beef Broccoli
wer Persnickety tail go?
suspek leaf (go nom nom!)
yeah rite * BURP * um tee hee? with yer lychee? but no green tea plee
Monorail panda on teh left is broke down.
3 pandas no waiting!
Iz just liek MTA in LA! In da San Furnando Ballee, we not gits mennee buses comin rownd, den 3 comes by, but dey no stawp, cuz dey full uv peeps whoo bin waytin befoar ma stop! Den wayt anudder cuppla howrs, R uzoolee jus walk to wurk R go home by den….
No buddee walks in LA…. An nobuddee rides MTA!
Blatently bribing bears with bamboo brings better business to the burbs.
That was pretty pungent prose you posited prettily. Indeed, it was willfully wonderful.
(oh dear, I tinks iz catchin… )
all alliteration aims at altering apprehension, attempting affirmative alignment, after accomodating acerbic aspersions, and accreting argumentative analeeses…analycheezes.. um, i dunno, absquatulations mebee.
Mai lolsaurus, let me show u it!
do it haz a sentz?
pick a letter of the alphabet, and show me it
Ai sees yoo haz a reel speshultee – laik ar punny Pittipat!
Ai shows yoo mai q – quails quake quite quicklee (alas, iz nawt MAI speshultee!!
an hands yoo an “h”
Ho hdear hai ham hnawt hbery hgood hat hdis hai hfeer.
hha…hha…hha
Hlol, Hlol Hlol!!!
drivurs on break….
plz wait 2 teh syde…
kthx
drivrs on stryk. want lolcat residualls,
an ohezzzz noezzzzz….
moar pleh realitee shows….
nex on focks, Lolcat Idol.
iff i knows foxxs, lolcat idol will bees like dis: 88% not lol. at leest 50% not cats. an we gets 2 c da wursterst wuns twice before eetch commershal.
simen cruwel getz 2 tells dem dey no lol or no cat or no lolcat.
FTW !!!
or are French panda drivurs
on stryke, again
at leez teh dustbin men Rnt on stryke…..
then teh trash wud reelee be piling up !! !!
LOL
PS…garbage men are called dustbin men in Britain….
OOOhhh…dis 3 at a time remines mee ub teh Muni wen I libbed in San Francisco.
Ushullee I happpee wiff SF an Muni. Butt wun uff mah pet peeves wuz wen dere was a big crowd at teh buss stop, and here wud come 2 busses. Wun full, 2nd emptee.
Now wutt do u think? Those stoopy foos wud all try to squeeze an get on dat furst buss. And if wud take furever cause teh peepul wud not wunt to move back fur too halp oddur peepuls get on. Oooh, teh dummies on teh Muni. Muni Bus=Good. Muni riders=Stoopy @#$s.
I wud juss sigh and walk over to the second and get on happilee.
wen ai hav been awn teh jurneiz to teeny tiny Engrland…especally Lundun….ai coodnt help but notise…..we b goin to te theatre (frum Belgravia to teh West End)…an found dat th busses seemeded ton be travlin in herdz…..sometymes 5 or 6, big red busess, goin don teh road….awl stuk togedder…
but wiff teh traffik in dat twon….ai iz suprizded dat tehy wer anyher neer teh skedule !!!
salleh, ai has libbed in Lundun foar menny yrs, an ai doan tink tehy HAS a shedyule. Ai fink dey juss turns up wehn dey wants, which is NE time wehn u does nawt wunt wun. An ai tink tehy dissolvs in teh rain (teh taxies shoor duz).
der u go ….ai waz talwkin bout dose red panda, an teh nexx dai…we getz red pandaz…
wun haz to wundur….dat dun on teh purpos???
dont kare…gotz dose pretti behbehz to luk at….an iz funnee, der bellehz ar awl blak….an dey offen stan awn der bak feetses….so u sees awl blak boawdi wiff teh maskeded fase….
ai luvz teh red pandaz
i not finkso iz coinsidien- kowinzi- *sigh* i finkso happen on porpose. da burgers reeds da commints.
i lurves da red pandas 2. saw dem in tolido zoo lonng time agow. dey so brite red. lolpic doan give u gud ideer bowt hao brite! so byhootiful. i went 2 zoo wif a gai. wen we leevin i ax: whut aminal wud u wanna bees? he dint know (serprise). i wudda been red panda!!
da burgers panda-ring to owr deemaynds, den?
*heddesk*
Well ai has menshunned Danyull Craig (in his speedos) menny, menny, MENNY times an we has not had WUN pickshur. I can has my demands panda’d to plz?
‘n ibk…..hav u goed to luk at teh miny cyute red pandaz ovver awn utube….??/
datz wat got me finking…who r dese gorjus creeturz???/an wher can ai getz wun….
derz wun video wiff a 3 monff ole cub whoo iz jest lernin to walk, an u can jest see himz countin hinz satepz eech liddle paw, lifteded carefulli jest so, an put swon befur he pikz up teh nexx wun….
oh iz …red panda cub, an is 30 secunds….
but ibk…..bee sur u ware ur CHRG ifn u go an visit dose behbehz ovver der …iz hedsplortin cyute (ai wood ware 2 CHRG akshually, dey are serusli adornable…)
i hasnt luk @ da red panda behbeh yetz. take lonng time 4 lode u tube @ hoames. mebbe i tryes @ librery. but no borkin sownd dere. *sigh*
On teh same note.. Peepz menshunned dey dint lyke goggie reffrence to Daffy Duck.. Parry..etc… Now itz gone.. Seeling cat iz listening…ya tihnk??
sleepnig in – fayvorit caturday activitee
This is exactly like public transit in my city!!!
Iz big craod waytin tu tayk pandah xpress tu futbol gaim? Sorree, I iz nyoo… from plays dat has teh kowahlaz, we nao hev teh monorayl pandahs heer.
Well, hai thar, AriCat!!! Az yoo noe (yoo musta haz been lurking, cuz yur lolcatspeek iz purtee darn gud), we luvs to haz noo peepl.
Ai am nau quite unoffishullee extending to you teh white floofy paw (wif pinkee pinkee toepads) of frenship.
I fels verree welcoemd! Yus I has bin lerkin fur a wile, an I lieks te yooz lolcatspeek in mai daylee conversayshuns. Maeks hyoomuns luk at mee funnee tho… U fin dat tu?
ohai, aricat.
an i welcums u 2!! an wher dares pinkie toe pads, dares (hole awn = has 2 put on mah bukkit. runned owt ob glubs) pinkie nosies. *splat* (haha! latched it awl dis time!!)
lolspeek in da reel whirrled alway make peepels luk da funneh @ u. funniers? sing in lolspeek. betterer? just sing in meows. dey cant getz away fass enuff…
dis frum xperients. wuzzint finkin ennyfings in partiklar. juss shoppin by mahseff. store was playin da musik: blu chrissmass. so i singed backup meows. i only haz wun voyce, cudden do harmonie r i wudda. denn i sawded hao peepels luk. wuz da FUNNEH!!
oops. i meened i katched mah braynes. i duzzint see missteaks till post comes backs. dagnab…
ittehbittehkitth,
Yu are alwaze such a welcomittee.. One ob da furst to put owt teh paw ob frenship… It makez us n00bz feelz not so much lyke skurlin skurkler – on teh owtside – lookin in…
I wood luv 2 hab been a liddle burdie 2 see the peeplz lookin achoo singing meows..
Dat wood be—skurklin — Darn fingerz
JCH4k ,Salleh .. thot I had typed in yore names 2 .. All haz bin welkoming on dis site.. Las tihng needid iz meh to hurtz sum1nes feelingz..
Sumtimz I dont know wut happnz to teh writin, tho. Teh other dai..I had a dubble post ’cause one didn show up 4 over 24 howers. How duz dat happin?
wurd press eeted ur poste. happin sumtime. iff i no see mah poste, i goes 2 anuvver lolpic. iff still no see poste, mebbe i terns orf compewter 4 wile. i no poste same fing 2 time xcept wen i make missteak. definitleh no poste 3 times…
az 4 typin, i suspekts da keeborde. iz conspiracy. it make da sownd like lettres getz pushed, butt no make dem on moniter!! chexk bottem of keeborde. make sure not made by docter eebil. mwa-ha-ha!
Monorail pandaz look stuk at ded endz! Red pandaz sooo cute!
uh-oh fink I meen we noh havs… I iz a beet confoozed
thats not panda that’s racoon
sry. iz pandas. rakkity koons nawt so redd. butt dey jus as kyewt!! (prolly jus as smart 2.)
Dey looks like raccoons. But u less likly 2 find red pandas sneakin up to yr house at nights & steelin yr garbage.
r in ur sewers travelin unseed.
wud bee da awsum luks owt da winder @ nite, see red panda comed up da drayne. byootifulls red furr in da streetlite. mama an behbeh red panda… awsum…
slow publik trainsportayshun lyk dis now seemz to be pand(a)-emic in ebbry big sitee.
Tehy need Red Ken to bring in conjestyun charj, lyk he dids in teh Lunnon
beri pandemic, SI! yest in mah settee, it cames no bus, i waits moar, it cumz 3 fer ozer direksjun …
iz noo her, from over otion, moar farther than Ingland, sklurks sm dz, ‘cs lurv site. fenks fr not phew ROTFLMAOs! so many Hila.. hellur.. lol commenz! so makes happi!
*eetez 1 more Oz Drima un jupmz behind dyk.
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meh. innernets be full of em.
yah- I noticd, beenz trackin dis lvt awl week…. is lik followin dear poopz in da wuds, n itz smellz ’bout as gud.
I beez noticen sumfin…… les jus say if u see a poste out der (eben yur own…) wif no votez on itz, gibs it a vote…… I sais nao mur……..
momcat
Hmmm… Mebee wood be bedder if burgerz culd be voted on but not rated.
Whaddya think?
O hai – LN!!! Nice to see yoo. Yoo ar eben furrther away tahn teenietinee Ingerlan? Mite ai aks where yoo ar frum??
Az yoo noe – we ar verree internashunal heer – peepl frum Inda, Neterhlands, Noo Zeeland & Australia, jermany, Switzerland (via Kroatia), Frownz – mebbee Rooosia (BorisEvenWorse????)
Eneway – Welcome to yoo!!
Oh hai JCH4K -ai is from more teenietinee farther low frum behaind teh dykes in NL. Now, u sayz, zer is eben Frownz peeps her?! U knows zey hav speciul form of speek, is call verlan? u must aks zem!
lolz those arent pandas
Dey are de red pandas. Smaller, redder pandas.
testn wun, twu, free….
iz da wurdpress gunn eatz dis two?
momcat
yee! red pandas!
yay!! Red pandas are sweeeeet
No joke: in New York City, you can stand at a bus stop, watch three express buses fly by, see one jam packed local bus zoom past the stop, and then get on an almost stuffed-to-the-gills local bus.
Oh HAI! panderz locayshuns, i wantz it kthxbai.
that no pandas!!!
Was this taken in Dublin zoo, by any chance?
And of course none of them are the line you need….
red pandas! I love red pandas, there my favorite thing to see at the Milwakee zoo
OMGoodness this animal is so cuuuuuuutttttteeee!! i love it i wish i had one then i could just hug it forever!! <3
Pandas cud lern abowt bettr monorail servis from Monorail Cat.
Just wen ure redy to lev teh terminel… boom! Dey all kum at wance!
Den, yu reilise that the monorale was not going to go to yur terminel!! Graaah!