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I haz a surprise

Rly? Rly? Wut is it?

Oh. :/

picture:Ore-sama. lol caption: Marcy

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  1. cloudy says:

    Iz dat a wuff or a coyoteez?

  2. Dis skratchin post not has enuff teksture.

  3. Long Cat Is Long says:

    WHADDID U SAY?!
    PUNK?!

  4. Paul says:

    The big goggie knoz it’z in fur trubble – look at the goggie’s face!

  5. Ore-sama says:

    LOL that would be my pic and my pets! But it’s okay as long as you don’t use them for anything nasty…
    No, that’s a dog, not a coyotee ;) It’s an ancient type Japanese Akita.

    • dd says:

      bootiful petz! Du deh b frienz al de tyme?

      Tanks fir letenz us enjoi dem tu.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Ooooo Ore-sama – we wud nebber nebber use tehm fur sumthin nasty. But – as dd sayed – can you pleeze tell us sum moar about tehm> Wehre did yoo get teh rare ancient typd and sooooooooo kyooot Japanese Akita?

      And what ar their naymes? An doo they play togedder (luks to mee liek they bee verree gud frenz indeed) a lot?

      We LUV to know moar about teh adorabul animules in teh pikshures heer.

    • cloudy says:

      Arigato Ore-sama! My curiositeez is satisfyded, and they are both bootifulz.

  6. Simpson says:

    kittah: u big stoopid googie, i shall havta scretch ur faze

    googie: oh noz, i iz sawwy

  7. David shaw says:

    kittah sez

    DAAAAAAAAD, iz dat u?

    googie sez

    hellz naw, i no haz babehs

  8. Moppel says:

    U no go dis disco!

  9. DOG: Hey Kitty are you asking Fur trouble?!

    LOL Kat: No, it’s just ya’ has the mos beautiful brown eyes Iz ever seen – ya’ melts me whenYa’ looks at me dat way

  10. Bubbashoomin says:

    Ok woggie, reddy?

    Prise, its Caturday

  11. CiaraCeasg says:

    no no, iz kidn, it neklis, srsly.

  12. mel SA says:

    Susprise!? I can has hotdog, yah?

  13. BrotherLove says:

    “But why don’t you say something?”
    (dog growls)
    “Oh, now I understand! You’re a mute! (blind cat feels goggie) A very BIG mute.”

  14. salleh says:

    mi ggodnesses….luk at teh toesies spred awn dat kitteh !!!!

  15. leaf says:

    Ooh…a PRESENT…with nice orange wrap…hope is more bling…you kin never have enuff shiny stuff

  16. leaf says:

    oh yeah paulie right on the money, that there shoulders been botherin me lately.

  17. D.R. says:

    Homland Sekoority Kat serches doggehs at de aerport

  18. mel SA says:

    kitteh: goggie, i want mah munee, you betta pay up or iz crathes ur eyes out!

    goggie: not if iz sqeeeze them reel tyte, youz dont

  19. Edward says:

    Lol, the coyote’s expression is like -.-

  20. karen says:

    bordr kitteh detanez forrin k-9 at teh bordr. cud b illegull drug mule! goggie insisses on k-9 for teh boddee cabbitee serch!

  21. Indefatigable says:

    Iz tabby-goggie! (In goggie-speek is called ‘brindles’.)

  22. philene says:

    heer – let me fix ur fur. u wanna luk nyce wen u goez hang wid da guyz.

  23. ambercat says:

    Kat, yu can dans-dans-dans an meow-meow-meow awl yu lyk – Ai’s NOT goin to joyn in!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      :D

      • Jessarakitty says:

        JCH4K- iz u speekless?

        • punkin says:

          maibe kitteh has her tongue

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          No – ai kin speek – nao!. Ai just thot ambercat’s comment wuz VERREEE funnee an had no tiem to say sumthing cuz ai wuz goin out teh door to anudder funeral.

          Akshullee – ai don’t know hoo put the “fun” in funeral, but we usuallee have a wonderful tiem – seeing lotz of peepl we hasn’t seen in yeers. Ai even met sumwun ai hadn’t seen since 7th grade!!! An fur mee – taht is a REELEE reelee long tiem ago!!!

          An sumwun else hoo offered to put $25 in mai campaign fund shud ai run fur city commission. He thot ai mite stir things up!!! Yes!! Ai mite *gigglol* Mai speshultee is stirring things up!!

  24. meggie says:

    i luv surprise!

  25. Cat lap says:

    Kitteh Mauseuse findes just teh righty spot.

  26. mary O'Spockn says:

    (kitteh to goggie) I HAVE A SURPRISE! WAITS HEAR!

    (kitteh pitterpatterz away)

    (hyuman opens door, comes in the room, sez) WHO DID THIS! (sees goggie)
    IKNEW IT!YOU LOOK GUILTY! (yells to other room to another unseen hyoman) Honey, YOUR dog made a big mess tearing open teh ginormous bag of catfood, pulled over the potted plants adn threw up on teh new rug. Itoldyouweshouldnthavegottenthatdog!!!

    • teenie says:

      aww…puur goggie. him noez him dident do it, but how 2 tellz teh peeplez?

      • Callista says:

        U kanz tellz how big teh annimyl wuz if u lookz at teh kanine teeth. Peeplz kan looks at teh tooth fangy markz on teh nom-baggie. Kitteh haz small fang markz an goggie haz big fangz. Kitteh iz BUSTID!

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Rite – peepl wud know – becuz they wud know teh kitteh!! Kitteh may trai, but he/she will nawt sukseed!!

  27. miss foots says:

    sinkofant kitteh valay tends to alfawoofs need for a nek skratch.

  28. kris says:

    if beooty and beest iz any indicashun, teh suprize iz a libary

  29. Jack Deth says:

    Beeg Huskee Doggeh
    knoez Kitteh’s trikkz. Willz hewmurr
    Kitteh enneewayz

    Kitteh feenkz himz so
    clebbirr. Unnawaryz Doggeh
    iz oaldurr. Wyzurr

    Kitteh duz maykz nyse
    brush 4 Doggeh’s fur. “Loawur,
    Kitteh…. 2 t3h leff!” :-)

    Jack.

  30. 3heathens says:

    Oh mai gudness! Ai’m gunna splort at teh kyootness! Luk at does kitteh feets! Toesies awl splayed owt! Puppeh-goggeh sez ‘ew! doan hurt mii wif yur pointee enz!’ he doan no dat kitteh cant reech himz fayce!

    Dat remines me uv my oldest and youngest heevens…. oldest is 20, 6’4″, but still awl gangly teenajer…. and yungest is just-turned-8, awlwaiz wantin owldests attenshun!!

    Kitteh sez: I has suprize – iz yur eyzeses clowzd?

    goggie sez: yup – ai kin see nuffin… mus hab eyzeses clowzd!

  31. Nick says:

    Dis no like mai udder skraching post

  32. KittehPhan says:

    Cat sez: Wait! I haz plan!!

    Goggie sez: Ono! Iz not fallin fur dat agin! Member last crazee skeem u had? We iz still not alloud in da kitchen!

  33. leaf says:

    Oh Oh…last time i was blonde for two months

  34. juliet says:

    he isnt a mashmallowz?! cocoa not complete wifout kitteh flavor!

  35. juliet says:

    rly? OMG, wheres it hidden!?

  36. Bloo says:

    Iz pretty sure goggie is Akita.

  37. SilverIris says:

    TrafikkKitteh sais: u no crowss yet, u wayts for grean lyte wen iz moar sayfe.

  38. psikitteh says:

    goggie: nyuk nyuk nyuk
    moe kitteh: why u, i oughta–!1!

  39. greasycat says:

    Animal Planet’s version of Dancing With the Stars.

  40. BillH says:

    Iz da rare dirty shiba inu, da surprize is a free bath from kitteh and peeplz.

  41. sillyannz says:

    k, cloas ur eiz… nao, pik a claw, enny claw… wait, i messt up. do it agen!

  42. Nana says:

    Dat’s rite, kep em clozed. No peekingz!

  43. Notyourface says:

    Hmmm… I’m guessing the doggy’s a shiba inu/chow chow cross…

  44. pooponastick says:

    Coyote?? Puh-leeeez. Looks like some peeps need an update on their canine classifications. ding dong!

  45. Lara says:

    It’s a shiba inu a jappense type dog

  46. M.E. says:

    Surprize iz cookie?
    Yumz, but do get eated too fasht, den der no moaw cookie.

  47. Tyler says:

    OMG I guess Dogz and CatZ can be Friendz!!!

  48. steph says:

    teh doggie is an Akita – i has two of dems. dis one iz all teh pretties!

  49. DT says:

    I jus’ know he’s a big freaking dog.

  50. JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

    Ore-sama – ai luv yur “sitey.” and oh – the puppehz. Hao kyoot they ar!!!

    How funny that the liddle kitteh is the agressive one. Moshe must bee a boy, then – wud be natchural to get along with Miyu purrhaps.

    Ai’m SOOO glad ai asked. This is reelee interestsing.

    And ai’m so glad yoo are so fiercelee protecting them. Puppeh mills ar the pitz!!! They shud be outlawed. Maybee. . .sumday. . .

    thanks again. Ai don’t think ai hav ever seen wun ov these dogs in reel life. What a troolee beyootiful dog this is.

  51. paws4thot says:

    Domo oragatu Ore-sama.


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