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Iz dat a wuff or a coyoteez?
I tink iz coyoteez.
Wii cud du a Whesterne Squire danse fir Cloudy win mor Cheezfrens wakee upz?
Ore mebe a Road Runner zip aroun de barn?
Lef fut, write fut
lef fut, write fut
beep
beep’
zowwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeee
*runz fass tu nex rume an krashes into wall*
I tink is Coyotee too. Maybe half? Luk like da real ting to me dough. Hab da red fur anna long legs. Bery cool googie. Him shutz himz eyes and puts up wif da kitteh pestin. When my googie getz tired of bein da pested, her drops one big paw on the kitteh. Kiteeh splort to da floor, den getz up an leaves da goog alone for a while. Sumtimes as long as fibe minutes be4 her back at it agin. Poor googies got no pointy ends. Big dough.
It’s a little big for a coyote, isn’t it? It could be a hybrid.
no this is not a coyote. I looks like a chow or husky mix to me. The brindle color may have have some people confused, which may come from greyhound or bully type dog.
but looks all dog to me
could have some shiba inu type blood too
dat’s wut i wuz finkin, husky mix. bet ur rite abowt teh shiba too! gud eiz!
d’oh – dat’s wut i gets fur nawt reedin thru holl thred furst…
its shiba inu. you can show me ANY breed of dog and i know what it is.
Ahhkeetah? Dey can habz brinndlzzz. Iz yu wantin a happeedantz fur yur nawt-sekund?
kewl!!!
nise to meetcha!
wher yoo practise?
yoo kud be rite about the akeetah ting. Dats whut I was finking ob, mabee when I sayed shiba, cud not tink of larger goggie’s name
Thx! Maine!
Ai thinx tu tal fur teh shiba. But thoz guyz r owfull kute. Sumtymz bitee tho. Me, I lyk teh katz.
Ai tryd to per .. pur .. tawk vets at AVMA to luk at ICHC. No intrst. owell.
der are vets on VIN who seem to luk at ICHC at leest sometimes
I gots one of my colleeges hooked on it, but I keeps the comments page to myselfs
sheeba are kinda nippee
I jus opened my own kitteh clinic a yeer ago, so I still wurk at a goggie & kitteh place too daze a week
iz huskee
Don’t luk dat fat to me…
Huski nawt fat …..dey floofy
*headpaw*
noes iz huskee. luks lyk wulfee or cayotee miks wif GOK. (God only knows)
GOK indeedy! speshully wif teh brown/red furrs tehn teh normle black/grey/white toans on teh fayss.
Ip iz huski, wii bedder du a jitter mush ensted
is akita goggie, had one meself when just a little girl, goggie bigger’n me!! she looked like dis goggie in build, but was all white wif teh patches of brindley, tink she was mixed wif a little boxer
i hab onlee seen white and white and badger akitas I did not know they come in brindle
Remyndz me ob “Diefenbacker” in “Due South”, so maybee Huskie goggie / wooluf kros?
why wud a wulf or cyote even if it was like thrid-fourth gen domesticated put up with a kitteh? seems for the most part inprobably to meh. and there are MANY MANY MANY MANY breeds of goggies that coulduh mixed and made him. ish kyoot goggie though… i can has?
That would be a Korean Jindo, red variety =)
Dis skratchin post not has enuff teksture.
oh mai hooman can u explain wai mai skratchin post iz bitin mai hed off?
WHADDID U SAY?!
PUNK?!
The big goggie knoz it’z in fur trubble – look at the goggie’s face!
Goggie sez “pls,pls let meh eatz de tuckie kitteh. He iz disrespektin me.”
LOL that would be my pic and my pets! But it’s okay as long as you don’t use them for anything nasty…
It’s an ancient type Japanese Akita.
No, that’s a dog, not a coyotee
bootiful petz! Du deh b frienz al de tyme?
Tanks fir letenz us enjoi dem tu.
Ooooo Ore-sama – we wud nebber nebber use tehm fur sumthin nasty. But – as dd sayed – can you pleeze tell us sum moar about tehm> Wehre did yoo get teh rare ancient typd and sooooooooo kyooot Japanese Akita?
And what ar their naymes? An doo they play togedder (luks to mee liek they bee verree gud frenz indeed) a lot?
We LUV to know moar about teh adorabul animules in teh pikshures heer.
No prob
I bought the Akita (his name is Toya) from Alicia Plat in France, the kennel name is “Akita Inu of Neko-ken” (of cat-dog, because Akitas are very cat-like: arrogant and independant lolz…).
If you clikc the URL I entered this time, you’ll see lots of photos and everything about them 
They play peacefully most of the time, but Moshe, the kitty, can get so annyoing (and brutal) that Toya growls at him and walks away sometimes, too. He’s quite a pussy actually. And a whiner. While Moshe is quite the brutalinski…
I have another Akita, a bitch called Miyu, who’s a lot more patient than her male counterpart and Moshe loves to cuddle and play with her! I also have 4 more cats
Ore-sama – ai luv yur “sitey.” and oh – the puppehz. Hao kyoot they ar!!!
How funny that the liddle kitteh is the agressive one. Moshe must bee a boy, then – wud be natchural to get along with Miyu purrhaps.
Ai’m SOOO glad ai asked. This is reelee interestsing.
And ai’m so glad yoo are so fiercelee protecting them. Puppeh mills ar the pitz!!! They shud be outlawed. Maybee. . .sumday. . .
thanks again. Ai don’t think ai hav ever seen wun ov these dogs in reel life. What a troolee beyootiful dog this is.
Domo oragatu Ore-sama.
Arigato Ore-sama! My curiositeez is satisfyded, and they are both bootifulz.
kittah: u big stoopid googie, i shall havta scretch ur faze
googie: oh noz, i iz sawwy
Doggie is thinking, “yeah, you can scratch my face…if you can reach it, peewee!”
kittah sez
DAAAAAAAAD, iz dat u?
googie sez
hellz naw, i no haz babehs
lets goeh onto teh mawree show and axe fur teh patturnitee resultz!
U RRRRR da Fadder!!
No Wai!!!
Yesh. R reezults dun lie! R U gwine be in da kittehs lyfe?
Wayl, as lawng as ders gushifud…
U no go dis disco!
DOG: Hey Kitty are you asking Fur trouble?!
LOL Kat: No, it’s just ya’ has the mos beautiful brown eyes Iz ever seen – ya’ melts me whenYa’ looks at me dat way
Ok woggie, reddy?
Prise, its Caturday
Yay! Caturday!
Its r fayborit day roun heer at ICHC! Tym fur r fayborit actibitee – NAPS!!!
kthnksbai
zzzZZZzZZzZzzZzzZzz
no no, iz kidn, it neklis, srsly.
Susprise!? I can has hotdog, yah?
Izza Bacon Cheezburger!
“But why don’t you say something?”
(dog growls)
“Oh, now I understand! You’re a mute! (blind cat feels goggie) A very BIG mute.”
i wuz gonna maek espresso!!!1!
Young Frankenstein reference!
Werewolf?
There wolf.
there castle.
Dontgonearthe Castle?
A mala-mute?
GROAN!!!
not jes a mute, but a mal eh mute.
ooops, did ai type dat?
ooops, ishoulda red curley kittehs reply 1st.
*hangs hed in shayme*
No shame–GMTA.
LOL
mi ggodnesses….luk at teh toesies spred awn dat kitteh !!!!
Ooh…a PRESENT…with nice orange wrap…hope is more bling…you kin never have enuff shiny stuff
oh yeah paulie right on the money, that there shoulders been botherin me lately.
Homland Sekoority Kat serches doggehs at de aerport
kitteh: goggie, i want mah munee, you betta pay up or iz crathes ur eyes out!
goggie: not if iz sqeeeze them reel tyte, youz dont
Lol, the coyote’s expression is like -.-
bordr kitteh detanez forrin k-9 at teh bordr. cud b illegull drug mule! goggie insisses on k-9 for teh boddee cabbitee serch!
Iz tabby-goggie! (In goggie-speek is called ‘brindles’.)
heer – let me fix ur fur. u wanna luk nyce wen u goez hang wid da guyz.
let me fix ur kallur
Kat, yu can dans-dans-dans an meow-meow-meow awl yu lyk – Ai’s NOT goin to joyn in!
JCH4K- iz u speekless?
maibe kitteh has her tongue
No – ai kin speek – nao!. Ai just thot ambercat’s comment wuz VERREEE funnee an had no tiem to say sumthing cuz ai wuz goin out teh door to anudder funeral.
Akshullee – ai don’t know hoo put the “fun” in funeral, but we usuallee have a wonderful tiem – seeing lotz of peepl we hasn’t seen in yeers. Ai even met sumwun ai hadn’t seen since 7th grade!!! An fur mee – taht is a REELEE reelee long tiem ago!!!
An sumwun else hoo offered to put $25 in mai campaign fund shud ai run fur city commission. He thot ai mite stir things up!!! Yes!! Ai mite *gigglol* Mai speshultee is stirring things up!!
ah well, no wundurz we frenz….ai hav loawng been noed as an instagatur….
i luv surprise!
Kitteh Mauseuse findes just teh righty spot.
(kitteh to goggie) I HAVE A SURPRISE! WAITS HEAR!
(kitteh pitterpatterz away)
(hyuman opens door, comes in the room, sez) WHO DID THIS! (sees goggie)
IKNEW IT!YOU LOOK GUILTY! (yells to other room to another unseen hyoman) Honey, YOUR dog made a big mess tearing open teh ginormous bag of catfood, pulled over the potted plants adn threw up on teh new rug. Itoldyouweshouldnthavegottenthatdog!!!
aww…puur goggie. him noez him dident do it, but how 2 tellz teh peeplez?
U kanz tellz how big teh annimyl wuz if u lookz at teh kanine teeth. Peeplz kan looks at teh tooth fangy markz on teh nom-baggie. Kitteh haz small fang markz an goggie haz big fangz. Kitteh iz BUSTID!
Rite – peepl wud know – becuz they wud know teh kitteh!! Kitteh may trai, but he/she will nawt sukseed!!
sinkofant kitteh valay tends to alfawoofs need for a nek skratch.
if beooty and beest iz any indicashun, teh suprize iz a libary
Beeg Huskee Doggeh
knoez Kitteh’s trikkz. Willz hewmurr
Kitteh enneewayz
Kitteh feenkz himz so
clebbirr. Unnawaryz Doggeh
iz oaldurr. Wyzurr
Kitteh duz maykz nyse
brush 4 Doggeh’s fur. “Loawur,
Kitteh…. 2 t3h leff!”
Jack.
Oh Jack. Yur usual brefftaking. WHAT a tag lion!
Oh mai gudness! Ai’m gunna splort at teh kyootness! Luk at does kitteh feets! Toesies awl splayed owt! Puppeh-goggeh sez ‘ew! doan hurt mii wif yur pointee enz!’ he doan no dat kitteh cant reech himz fayce!
Dat remines me uv my oldest and youngest heevens…. oldest is 20, 6′4″, but still awl gangly teenajer…. and yungest is just-turned-8, awlwaiz wantin owldests attenshun!!
Kitteh sez: I has suprize – iz yur eyzeses clowzd?
goggie sez: yup – ai kin see nuffin… mus hab eyzeses clowzd!
Dis no like mai udder skraching post
Cat sez: Wait! I haz plan!!
Goggie sez: Ono! Iz not fallin fur dat agin! Member last crazee skeem u had? We iz still not alloud in da kitchen!
Oh Oh…last time i was blonde for two months
he isnt a mashmallowz?! cocoa not complete wifout kitteh flavor!
rly? OMG, wheres it hidden!?
Iz pretty sure goggie is Akita.
TrafikkKitteh sais: u no crowss yet, u wayts for grean lyte wen iz moar sayfe.
goggie: nyuk nyuk nyuk
moe kitteh: why u, i oughta–!1!
Animal Planet’s version of Dancing With the Stars.
Iz da rare dirty shiba inu, da surprize is a free bath from kitteh and peeplz.
k, cloas ur eiz… nao, pik a claw, enny claw… wait, i messt up. do it agen!
Dat’s rite, kep em clozed. No peekingz!
Hmmm… I’m guessing the doggy’s a shiba inu/chow chow cross…
Coyote?? Puh-leeeez. Looks like some peeps need an update on their canine classifications. ding dong!
It’s a shiba inu a jappense type dog
Surprize iz cookie?
Yumz, but do get eated too fasht, den der no moaw cookie.
OMG I guess Dogz and CatZ can be Friendz!!!
teh doggie is an Akita – i has two of dems. dis one iz all teh pretties!
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