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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I joyns u – is dere room fur me?
Yay, Zski! Congratumalations on yr nawt-secund! In sela… celi… party-like atmosfeer, wut kind of danse fr yu?
kitteh-pile uv snuggles?
I has to go owt dis mornin fur class and itz gonna be minus-twentee wif da windchilz. NOT WANT! Id radder stay in an snuggle wif de kittehs.
in honur of teh classes you gotta go to & teh kittehs we lubs how bout a slowy type danze to teh ole sawng:
downt kno much abowt herstoree
downt kno mush byologee
downt know mush about a sighense buk
downt kno mush about teh Fronsch i tuk
but i do kno, kittehs, i lubs yew
adn i kno taht if yew lubs me tew
wut a wunderfulll whirled dis wud bee.
is teh purrrfect song.
Yay for Zski.
Mii slo-dantses wif Mary O’.
Yu dantse devi… divy… bery bery gud, Mary!
wyh, fankyou! (hoap i duznt stepz on yur pawz, erm, toeses)
(giglol- cant sea wut yore smilee lookz like-itz teh yellow pankake -so i kant tellz if you has teh ironee bout my danzin. mebee fur teh bes!)
Smilie is teh non eyeronic smilee varietee, maey – not worriez!
Yay – I dans wunce my butt is not-frozen.
Purrrrfect way to keep bad deams out of little kitteh brain.
ooh, so that’s wut i needed. cans i retrosnuggl?
Retrosnuggls abailabul nao on teh CCC!!
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dat not werk rite. was tryin to fynds way to sho snuggl round thepetmuseum lyks weez du fur hugs. NE aideeas??
~~~~((tpm))~~~~
pm,
mai politics, let me sho u dem
@ 1st i thot WTF? cuz i thot u mint
~~~~((Talking Points Memo}}~~~~
LOL
Fankyu Princess Mu! Ai fink dat werks beree well!
N Ayla, Princess of Siam n awl teh Uniberse wants to noes wats part of her domain u r princess ob?!
Kittehs r so vain!
Ai cud bee rong, but ai think Princess Mu’s Princessdom startz in the middul ov teh Princess Mu Flower Meadow an extends az far az teh aye can see frum there in awl direckshuns. Maybee about teh size ov Liechtenstein???
it okeh.
it thot that counts. : )
Congrats on a gate, not 2nd post. Dis pik kindob makes joo wantz da 20 or so kittehs, huh?
(Gotz to fourget da litter boxes an da cost of da gushy foods anna vet bills to make dis lobely image ob da 20 kittehs work eben dough fourgettin stubb be doin it rong.)
wunse upponatyme, Ai livvd inna townhowse wif sum frenz. btween us we havd 5 kittehs, 2 ratz, sum fisheez, en 4 pinnygigz, but onlee teh kittehz iz relevent 2 mai intrests fr postin ryte nao. teh best kynda dayz wuz wen Ai wud wayk up en reelyze it wuz Caturday so Ai cud go bak 2 sleep, en den I wud try 2 roll over en Ai cudent acuz al 5 kittehs wer onna bed wif me. Ai wud look arown en say o hai Angel, o hai Mina, o hai Khaki, o hai Gentle, o hai Ender, iz gunna b a happitail day todayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
onleez tak 1 stragically placked..sagaciously potted..um putted it da rite place kitteh to pin u down (nawt sayin wehre)
I kan already feels da luv…is gunna be a gud Caturday…
sleepnig in – fayvorit caturday activitee
Ai’s jus gettin up – is 3pm heer!
Ambercat !!!!! hav u been oawt caterowsing awl nite ?????
kool….
sadlee noe, Ai jus had a slite aksident wit a boddul ob wyn awn fry dai nite an it tokk til Caturdai afternoon Bfore Ai maed it owt ob bed!
nawt for me dis caturday … up too erlee to wait for cable guy to fix teh pleh cable … no tv since yesterdaze.
Jellosee – I has it!
I keepz u warm n hapy!
i dun beleev u r teh poysin!!
lolz!
And dey sez mix marrigez dun woik…….
I wuv teh sweepy kitteh smiles!!
purrfect laif!
Nao I wanna go bak to bed n cuddlz wif mai kittehs an mai hubbee…
i secund that, but wif mai own hubbie and kittehs
OMG is SOOO Cute=)
[happy sigh]
mah thot ezakakly
i luvz how hapee mama kitteh luks
We need to send this picture to all world leaders to promote peace and love.
teh messij ob teh pic wud be lost on tehm i fink. n in sum playses kittehs r still fuds furr teh hyoomins…
ooohhheewewww. srsly? n dis dai n age?
Yep, eben dis day n age, da pour pplz, er… kiteh’s in souf chaima getz cheezburgered by da hoomyns dat haz no ober fuds, iz sur dey wud omly duz it at larst rezort dough. :’(
a bigil 4 all da por putties in da hyooman belliez
Told ya – Oringe onz aint all poyzen!
i lubs teh eyebrow whiskuhs on teh orang wun in the pikchure…
oooooo itz a good fing i still gotz my pointy partee hat on frum teh annie bersary sellebrashun becuz teh combinededed kyoot in dis pikshure is obber the leegal limitts!!
THIS oringe won is MOMMIE
oh my.
ur poysin has me paralized for teh day.
Nope caint moovz a mussle.
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzz*SNORK*ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
Caturday mornin iz gud foar sleeping in, an wut a kontentd look on dey widdl faces. Sumtymz I fink taht bean a kitteh (Leest 1 wif a nys hoam) iz bettr tahn bean a hoomin.
Sumbuddy gotta tell mi hoomin kitten that Caturday fur sleepin in. Hims 2, an him thinkz it gud to wayk up at teh uzu- uzzu- regooler tyme. Me still sleeepeeezzzzzzzzzzzzz…..
Wait until he turns into a teenager. Then everyday is sleeping in day!
Ai wish mai teenager did that. Noooo, I have teh one who geds up at 4:00 a.m. Todai he slept in! 5:30 a.m. Sigh.
Need to keep dat teenager up till midnite.
Sleeping in on Caturday – ur doin it rong.
tryed to sleepz in Caturday… but my stoopy naybor turned on hiz mariachi moozic reellee lowd at 4 AM dis morn. wokes up all naybors, evrybuddyz lites comez on up n down teh street.
mebbee yu an teh naybors cud awl club togebber an byu a flaymthroer? Oar at leest sum bedderer choyce in myoosik!
R tell dat naybrr hao much yoo awl luvs ta cudgel….
(Sowweee, I wuz reedin Chrissyfur Moore!)
oar …..getz awl teh nayburs togedder an at teh midnite….poynt der sppeekerz to taht house an plai …/…….CLASSICUL MUUSIK at dem….
yesssss!!!! 1812 overture shood do it.
noes, noes. wut shud does is get ebberyboddy togeffer wif buncha alkohal an frow big FEEYESTA PARTAY in awffendin naybors haus.
but 1812 ovurchur is funnee tuu.
an it iz myne….
an it iz yurs….
an it r arez….
*splort*
Dat’s jest tew kyoot….
*looks again*
*SPLORT*
I lub dat pikshur… purrrrrrrrr…..
zippy, does u hab yr CHRG(wdoi) on? I hab extrys ifn yu needz ‘em. And duck taep, tu.
CCC here wif specil brane dustbuster, blankie, choklit, and ur choise of beverage.
we gots to taek care ob da zippycat
we transfer you soon to the care of Dr. Tinycat in the HSRC.
dat shood be HSRW not C for center
Fankoo kittehless and shera! I furgot my CHRG(wdoi) tihs moarnin, opend ICHC, and splorted. But I din’t eben cair abowt splorting cuz dat pikshur maid me feel sew gud!!
(But I will tayk the sawfie blankee and choklit ennywai!!!)
Caturday snuggillz
arz t3h bestest wenz Mom Cat
iz so cloass atz handz
Liddill Kitteh duz
nawt knoez dayrz a bawll ubz Yarn
hydeeng inz t3h Hawll
Liddill Kitteh coodz
roamz arowndz andz play, but dis
is so much bettah!
Sweet Caturday dreemz
fillz Liddill Kitteh’s hedd. Dat’z
wut Caturday’z 4
Jack.
Caturday iz foar kittehz : )
Dayr’z no such feeng az
‘Caturday Blooz’. T3h Kittehz
awllwayz getz 2 chooz
Wutz 2 playz wiff andz
wenz iz ‘Snuggillz Tyme”. Awll dis
duzzn’t cawst a dyme
Munneez duzzn’t meen
much 2 Kittehz hoo canz Napz
wyle luukeeng prittee
Ubz awll t3h feengz dat
Keetehz seek. Caturday shood
lastz froo owt t3h week!
Jack.
anotter exulent pome, Jack
owtstanding as yooshoowall !! : )
Aww! Dis whut my liddle-ist did jus dis moarnin! After hubbeh go to wurk, he comes in and snuggles wif me for a few minnutes…. nawt too lawng… juss enuff tu wayk up and snorgle teh kittehs awn our bed!
Dis verry preshus…. an dat mommeh luk?
*sigh*
pyur joi!
awww… rememmber teh kyootness of that moment next tyme u go to dere room and cant see teh floor cuz of teh stuffs.
U r verry rite, mimzoid!! ‘Cuz, dat be whut we’re gunna du inna few minnutes: cleen teh ruums!
Lookit da keyoot! No lookit da messee, lookit da keyoot!!!!
B! : ROFLLLLLLLLL!!!!1!!1!!
U noe, ai hope teh yungest heeven doan see dat – he wood trai inna heartbeet!!
Heeven sez: luukey et Miiii, mommeh! Nawt et teh messesses – ai ky00t! Luukit!! *tilts hed to lef, grins beeg*
Heeven’s mommah sez: *sigh* yesh, u da ky00t ….
*hedsport*
u no, dey woodnt do that if if didnt werk for them! dey no teh kyootness werks on de mommies.
That red cat looks exactly like mine!
Aynd teh grai wun looks juzt lyke myne!
Iz like we r frend snorgling acrowse ‘puters throo kittehs. Sew mowch luv ebbrywear!
Oh that snuggl looks just wunnerful!!!
ooooo…snuggl wif mi momsie! I leiks it!
Hee aynt heevy, hez mai lil brutha.
awwwr, must snorgle deh snuggl!! too kewt.
I lubs mai mommeh, she are the bestest mommeh ever, bebbeh kitteh sayz and purrs happehly
she ar mine all mine you no can haz
kittah sez to “ichc”
buck oaf!!11
i no be sharin mah snuggles
Ai wunts wun ob dem too plz. Ai can has?
i be protektinz mai mommy frumz the bad dreemiez!
Happiness
yoo snugglez away kitteh! he all yoorz nao!
Aww. . .dis beminds me of liddel me an mah big ole cuddly hubby. Himz away dis weekend.
I’ll haz ta lets teh kittehs sleeps on teh bed.
Oh noe! Kitteh wifdrawl!
Whew! Neerly dint git my CHRG(wdoi) on befoar hedsplort, but maded it jus in tiem!
Kyoot!!