whachoo dew?

sine-tist. alla time finking scribbling finking some mowr. you?

kewl. jest a lowly piano teecher. like to do literacy stuffs fur fun. new hobbie is wurkin wif peeps on constructing reading primers in langwidges wif hi illitracee ratez, e.g. wanna go to Peru to werk on won wif the Aguaruna peeps.

sowy, TMI?

No, is da gud. Pet da lolammas fer me, k?

lub tah naem, Eleanor, reminds me ob Sensensensibiluty. i will petz teh llamas fur yew (taht is if i rayses enuf munnies to akshully go. steel payin fur teh Afurka adbenshure!!)

if onleee teh kitteh fuzzez wuz wurf munnies…

Mary O’Spockn Furr sum ub us (like mee an Janet e.g.) wee lubs too heer moar abowt Cheezfrens!!

Yes - we can nebber heer too mutch - *sings* “Getting to noe yoo, getting to noe awl abaahhhuuut yoo. . .”

Hai Mary O’S,

Was a strange typo in your mesg sebral frames up. Mebbe WP did it? Somehow teh werd “lowly” got stuck in just befoar teh werds “piano teacher.” Ebbrybuddy knows ther are no lowly teachers. Its wum ub the high perfessions.

That’s wat I finks.

sing on, JCH4K!

ps.kafleen, i lubs taht donkee frum Shrk.

pb-you bringed a widdle teer to my eyes. how kind of you.

oh,pb, wut kine of sine tist areyou?

yah …..we a nosy bunches round heer …huh???

Inkwiring mynds wantz to noe!!!

An - mary O’Spockn - yoo shud noe - fur mee, mai piano teechur wuz wun ov teh gratest inflooences awn mai lief!

pb…. u is nawt a EBIL sine tist, is u? An if so, dus u has a servent calld Igor?

Noe, ub course Ize not an EBIL sine tist. Nawt at all. [Igor! put taht down. How mene timez I gots to tell yew, no playing wif teh brainz wile Ize tawking to teh peeples?] Where I waz? Oh yes. Ize a nawt-ebil biolologist. Studiez teh aminals an teh plants an teh viroment an stuff. [No! No, Igor. Doant be goin' an turnin on teh whirled dominashun mashine wif teh ginormous lazer. Dats fer layter.]

Course, I once did speriments on cheezfrenz, indewcing headsplorts in da lecshure hall. Very successful speriment, too. hahahahaHAHAHA…. oops. Sry. Bai.

:>0 yikes!

Great Scott! Itz a mad sine tist! Get in teh DeLorean!

oh, wait yure jest kidding rite? umm reel ebil sine tists laf like
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHhaha. so yure jus trying to sker me. rite? rite?!?

(nervous laff, but you prolly kant heer me ober teh sounds of the therrramimnin, teslol coyl adn Vande Cat ginorater bakgrownd noizes.)

um, say Hai! to Igor fur me! sounds charming.

Hmmmm. Dats teh thing about ebil sine tists. Yew can neber tells when dey is reeeeeaaaallllyyy ebil, or just maybe nawt-so-gud. So maybe its a misteree.

[Dons mysterious expression]

Or maybe jus kidding.

[Hai, aim Don. Ennebody seen my mystery-ous xpression? I left it arownd hier sumplace. O! tehre it is! kthnxbai]

Yew neber noes. But the teslol coil sound way kewl.

giglol-nize to meecha, Don.

o waite aminnit, you’re jest trying to disarm me by yore charm..

hmmm. hafta fing of sumway into twiking you into rebealing yore twu nachure…

ouchie. makin my bwane hurtz.
needs hawt choklit. brb

ps i readed teh Cat whoo walked by hims self storee- wuz berry gud! fanks

heers teh linky fing fur otters who wants to bee reeding its
http://www.boop.org/jan/justso/

hopes dat werks. if duznt, googlol teh tydle

Thanks pb - an thankz mary O fur askin. Ai find to mai surprize taht ai hasn’t red it either!

I predicts yew will likes it. Lets us know, k?

Wile u attit, reed The Elephant’s Chile. Is mah favrite Just So storee. U will LOL.

Indeed. All those stowries has teh LOL. Elephant’s Chile, fer sure. Wat *does* the crocololdile have for the brekfist? heh heh heh. I also am bery fond of How teh Rhinocerosorosorosorsos gots his skin.

I still hasd the hole set of Just So Stories dat I hasd for mai children and my grandimuss childrenz and now they are ready for my great grandimusschildrenz when they visit me.

That iz just terribul!!! Wai iz teh skool so stoopi? Liddle kitz take this verree seriouslee.

I dun naow- skhool is da meani- fishykitteh needz IEP- deh wontz eben testz herz ’cause her gradez sorta ok- deh dons hab to deal wif da rage n tears ub da fishykitteh. an itz taks hours n hours fur herz ta does da homewurk. fishykitteh is da ADHD n slow processing process, n sum behavers fing- fishykitteh canz fro a fit wurs den a ‘meezer kitteh….
Deh jus don lik us, tol us wunc howz bady parentz we iz ’cause fishykitteh goes to skhool in no-knee jeans n softey t-shirt (fishykitteh haz berry badz ececma). she teenytiny kitteh likz her mom n deh gibs her waiiii hi locker- does nuffin bout it untilz mom n dad cat hisses atz dem. Itz goes on n on. Iz tryn twos get her transmered but is nawt to hopeful ackshully.
dis wun sorta las strawz fur me- i cryded n cryded las nit whenz I foun out ’bout it. Habbent tol fishykitteh yet- shez awlreddi two depressed……

momcat

oooohhh momcat……..gggrrrrr ! at deat stoopi skool…..ifn dey keepz dat up muches moar dey gonna hav a CROWD ov cheezfrenz decendin awn dem…..

ai hav never understude peoplez lik dat…an ai prolly nevver will……skool suppused to be teh advocuts fur teh chillunz nawt meen to dem….wat teh h*** dey finkin ???? teh moar I fink ov it teh madder ai getz….

it seemz lik der iz no moar self-richus, holier dan thou peepz dan some (but nawt awl, thank teh ceilingcat) ov dose skool pooh-bahz…..dey can offen define teh werd pompus…liddle toadz…..fink dey napoleeun oar sumfin……getz a liddle powur an den abusses teh h*** oawt ov it……

we awn ur side momcat….u been havin a tuff time lateli an u r teh veyr picvture of grace unner pressure…….good awn u….

{{{{{{{{{{{{{momcat, an fishykitteh}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

but at leest u noes fishyitteh has teh ADHD, wen ai waz grownin up…..we jest thot ai was lasy, crasy an stoopy !!! ai dint get teh find oawt tilll ai waz 48 oar so…..splayned a loawt it did…….

U no ai has been gettin kwite angry bowt dis today. Momcat, ai dus nawt have de kwallyfikayshuns in teh edumacayshun so prolly mai vew is nawt worf mush, but is bery cleer to me dat u is teh bery gud mommeh hoo lubs ur hyooman kittns an ai persnlly enjoys bery mush seein u an gascat playin togedder. An - if ai wuz teh edumacayter - ai wud fink dat anny kiddies who needs teh speshul helps shud be gettin awl teh support ai cud giv dem, nawt teh pikkin awn dem. Hmph. Ai sez we shud maek tomorro teh speshul day heer awn ICHC in honnor of teh fishykitteh’s birfday, an we shud hav a speshul party for her. Hoo’s widme?

Ai’se wid joo definnitly. Ai will trai an post early tomorrow to support momcat and fishykitteh - an wish herz teh happiest ov birfdais despite teh stoopy school.

Mee tooo - I’ll bee there fur teh furst poast - usuallee comez aourn 6 AM fur mee - yoo will bee having lunch -whilst ai be drinkin mai furst cawfee - an we’ll all bee parting fur fishykitteh.

Yay - ambercat - and anny - gud frenz awl!!

fank u!
uz awl soos nic! fishykitteh lubs da ICHC, sos I letz her sees it when shes getz up tomorra!
{{{{lubs awl ub u!}}}}

momcat

late hugzes from ober heer!

{momcat and fishykitteh}

Sorree to heer ob yur trubbles. Ai hopes yu gets de helps yu deserbs! And yay tu de cheezfrens wu are so grate!

Yup!! Jus not attractin az big a crowd! #Cymble krash#

cummup n seez meh sumtimz.. behbeh. Butt keepz yer gun in yer pokkit.

I usta be Snow White, but I drifted