Happynez iz
a warm butt
or happynez is also teh petted butt
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Iz tannin ma butt!
Kel is nawt secont! I got distracterated an went shoppin. Nao we danses!
Rite! We all “warmed up.” What danse we do for dis? I fink it need sum “shake your booty” in it, huh?
heh! shak ur groov thing shak ur groov thing–yeah yeah!!
prances–pawses–shak it liek u just don’t care…
spin an pranse sum moar
shake shake
shake shaka shake
disco splits thing!!1
(Iz nawt gud danser, jus enthoosiastic!)
yikes! I forgotted to say–I changeded mai name! I gotsa noo cheezburger account an gibbed it some thout dis time. Now I isn’t Ronda no moar!
nao you hazto tell us hao yoo thot up yore naem.
well, yoo dont hasto but enkwiring mines wanna no.
I has free yung moosicians in mah howse. Dey is berry berry gud. Oldest wun plays trumpet an peeano, middul wun is guitar sun an also plays peeano an french horn, liddul princess sings an plays peeano. I hauls dem an teh gear arown. It takes up most of my tiem outsida werk. Oldest boi, him does peeano gud enf him is backup pianist for teh church we goes to, duz teh hymns an such. Middul boi, him jus wants teh rock an roll, momee makes him do teh piano too. Teh grrl, she lieks a variety, eben country moosic. Husband finks itz a bit noisy in teh howse!
Nice nayme, musicmom870!!! Glad yoo told uz – we wud haz wudnereded whatever happened to tath nice Ronda purrson!
ai wonder – ar there moar peepl out there hoo purrhpas FURGOT to tell us they were chanjing their nayms???? oncea jynx was once “B! (an wunz in a wile still iz
), Tribble used to bee Lynn, salleh waz Sally, kafleen was Kathleen, stend wuz stendhalissimo (but taht’s eezy), but mai favorite to date – Davehasnokitteh has become DavecanhasDrTinyCat!!!!
Oh – mimzoid wuz (verree breeflee) Momcat. An Jules was – also Teho (in blak) (Teh reel Teho in bloo did nawt laff neerlee as mutch as ai did!!!) Hau ai doo miss Jules. A unique type – wish he wud come bak.
and hoo is dis yippee!!! person?
Janet, Howl U do dat mememberin tingy? U alwayz be lyke dat? Or iz ICHC relativ tu yor interests?
OH hai, yippee!!! Ai sorree – a donut noe??? Were yoo wunz sumwun else?? Sumtiems ai wonder whatebber happened to sum nice peepl – an turnz out tehy ar still heer – using a diffrunt nayme. Of corse – wun SHUD recognize teh riting style.
Ai think we mite noe lolcatburglar no madder what she said – but nao taht ai hav sayed taht, she will probablee doo severul poasts in a diffrunt style just to fool us!!1
An – O hai, o thisncat!!! Ai guess iz relevant to mai interests. Ai luv teh peeple heer – ai reelee doo.
franks 4 riting back, Janet!!! “Yippee!!!” is teh altar ego ob a sumwhut hyper cheezfren hoo started poasting in Nobember. Suntimes, she uses “yippee!!!” to cheer hersef up. (Sometimes to gib teh ‘udder person’ a brake) Yippee!!! and ????? lubs Janet an awl teh odder cheezfrenz! Eye haz kywite an eye 4 eye-rony, 2. An sumtimes teezes a bit 2 mush, eye feer–meens no harm, dough!
An wee awl reelee luvz Janet, we reelee do!!!!
Oh!!!! yippee!!! yoo ar kitkay!! Ai. . .ai thot yoo were sisterz!!
ai shud hav known!!!! where yippee iz, kitkay iz nawt far behind!
ja, du hast Recht!
Ai tihnk mebbe we dans tew “Come on, baybee, lite mai fyer”
Wee can jairayte in a misteeriows 60s manner and wayve teh arms dramatickally
*weaves an shimmies*
*wayves teh arms*
*wiguls teh hippies*
wen ai waz teh 16 oar 17 oar so…..mi cousin Steve comed ovver an sed…..”u gotta heer dis sowng….cawled “lite my fiar” ” an den sang sum ov teh werdz to me…..”u lie!!!” sez ai…..
“dey woodnt let dem plai a sowng wiff dose werdz ona radioz….”
well, ov corse he waz teh rite….but causeded BIG skandul….loawts ov mutterin about dose wild an crazzee yutez….anb watz teh whirld cumin to…
us teenerz jest sed…hoo cares, an lissened to dat sowng….we loveded it !
Oh hai, salleh!
Yew ebber heer teh vershun bai Jose Feliciano?
Just hims and teh acoostick geetar.
It’s so kewl, it’s HAWT!
oh salleh! I mus hav been jus abowt teh same age when ONJ sanged “letz get fisikal” an I had teh sam reaction cuz i wuz jus barely old enuf to getz it an I finks to mahself–dey didn’t jus play dat on teh radio, did dey??? OMG dats durty! An when it cam on I wud danse arown teh livin room gigglin inside an feelin a bit nawty!
Red Ray Manzarek’s book an he tawlks about de Jose Feliciano verzion of de song, and how allz of de Doors loved dat verzion, wuz happee it wuz hit fer him.
Ray Manzarac…..waz teh collej roomate ov mi ex..(he of teh pleh) dey waz at UCLA togedder….
ai gots a stori but notty soawngs….
ai goed to a all gurlz caffolik skool, an wun dai …we waz havin a rafflez to rafflez off diz car… teh hole skool, (bout 500 gurlz awl dresseded alike,) waz at teh owtside assembli wiff teh car awn teh stepz in frunt…..an dey waz extollin teh vurtuz ov teh car….an teh skool pressident…sed…”an teh radio werkz REEL GUD !”
an she turneded it awn and teh werdz to a veri populur sowng cam blastin owt…
“LET ME Tell u bout teh burds an teh bees…”
it waz teh pandamonium !!!!
OMG ai jest realaizeded….we thot taht was teh raci sowng taht dai…..pur liddle vurgjunal naeeve gurlz…..an teh nunz even blusheded !!!! boi u can tell taht waz a lowng tyme ago !!!
“all gurlz caffolik skool” splains a lawt salleh, srsly….
Iz dis be a grocery store or a proktologist’s office?
Or worse – BOTH???!!!!!!!
Dat remines mee ub teh man going fur teh hemmuroid surgery. He has trubbul findin teh clinic. Finally he fines it and goes in an fusses and says Why you gots a CLOCK in teh window! I thot this wuz a different place. Dey look him in teh eye and say, “Wutt u SUGGEST wee putt in teh windo?”
Iz wun stawp shawpping, Cookie’s human.
…awn sekun fot…. DO NOT WANT!
Oh noes! When teh parents sai “Iz gonna tan ur hide,” is not a guud thing!
Uhhh – kan annibodi els smell taht burnin smell?
No?
Iz just me, tehn…
reminds me of old joke
Miss Piggy, tanning on beach says “Anybody else smell bacon?”
*lol*
BACON, NOT DONE YET
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/03/bacon-not-done-yet/
EW!!!!
Oooooo…a bisquit warmer…nothing like warm furry bisquitz
Furry bisquitz?!? Pleh! Do Not Want!!!
kittenbutt roast fer dinna!!!1!!
DO WANT!!
kittenbutt roast?????? Reeleee????
well akshully, i prefur teh sun-warmd kittehs to teh litebulb warmd wuns. all natrul is teh wai to go. aaaahh a nies snorgle in a sun-warmd kitteh belleh kyures a hoel wurld uv illnessez.
Ahhhhhh – it’z warm snorglez yoo want, nawt a warm dinner!!! TAHT maekz sentz!!
Idea…ur doing it wrong.
Ikea…lamps 4 evree okkayshun!
HA! All my cheezbrgrs.
Dats eben funnier dan wat i was gona sai: “Mai butt! It habs an idea!!”
i dunno….. sum time peepels has dare braynes in da heini, so mebbe dats wher lite bulb go on!
I wuz tinking about dat too, lolz.
DON’T GO INTO THE LIGHT
or back into it?
A froot stall, and a light to see it by!
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Uh, get ur butt awey frum mah food, kitteh…
I said I wanna Bud Lite,
nawt a Butt Lite.
drum roll…cymbals clash
iz dingel malt, izzinit?
if i wuznt a T-tote-ler, i’d b spewing brew outta my nose now!
i bought a new desk lamp and it is very warm … kittehs fight to see who gets to sit on right side of desk to bask in warmth. funny, but annoying.
how manee litebulbs duz it take to change a kitteh?
Wut kinda “change” we talkin abowt? Dis kitteh abowt to become a soprano.
kitteh have 2 wanna change…
Da peeps sai dat I gotta getz my butt inna gear an be catchin da mousies. Dey said dat overwise dey “light a fire unner my butt” but I neber tought dey wood really DO dat.
*sings*
Happiness..is a warm butt, mama! (purr purr, scratch scratch)
Happine-e-ess..is a warm butt, mama! (purr purr, scratch scratch)
When I hold you – to my fur
And I feel my fur on the warm light
I know nobody can make me feel cold…because
Happiness..is a warm butt, mama! (purr purr, scratch scratch)
Happine-e-ess..is a warm butt, mama! (purr purr, scratch scratch)
Happiness is a warm yes it is………buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt!
Beatles quotation ftw!
Kitteh is well-akwaited wit teh tutch uv a velvit hand liek a lizzurd awn a windopane.
*sings*
Happiness..is a warm butt, mama! (purr purr, scratch scratch)
tesco’s tuxedo testikil toaster – totally tempting!
Piddypat posts perceptyve pontificayshuns!
handicat haz hartfelt hug
Wai tahnk yew!
(((gibs yew wun bak))))
Dis pikshur is relevent tu mai interests todai. It naow minus sebenteeeen owt.
((((((((Zski)))))))))
*brings yew warm saftee blankees an teh hawtchocklits*
We nawt has teh snow in Inngerland, bud it iz rayn, rayn, rayn rayn.
Flooded in teh summer at teh skool wehre ai wurks, an is lookin nawt so grayt agayne, ackshewally.
Yew sends uz ur snoe – is beddur tahn teh floodin!
We has no snoe – iz too coldandry fur snowsing. It briteandsunny, just cold. We can has minus-twenny wif da winchillz tonite. I has hotsoup and warmbath and now gonna hidez unner blankies till mornin.
yuz can habz itz ! weiz gotz it n da low degreez ta go wif it!
hear ya go!
(frows snowballs frum Colomarado to tti!)
momcat
Ai is wotchin teh streem in frunt ob mai haos Bcom a river an hoepin it wont berst its banx – Ai wus ok wen we had teh fluds in sommer, tho mush ob teh taon wus unner warter, but nuffinks been dum sins tehn to prevent teh fluds an we never rilly had a chans to dri owt. Ai may need taht snorgle snorkle!
I agrees with ur theories. Is wun dagree here and wit winchill is miness fitteen. Nawt snoes, tho–too coald fur teh snoes.
Alli – where doo yoo live? Zski lives in Shecagoe – an ai am just 60 milez accross teh laik frum there – berry berry cold heer too – an sno.
I libs in Iowa. 200 milez frum Shek…Chik…Chi-town. An mi fambilies ar in teh Minnesnowta–eben coalder dere. I has too kittehs to keeps me warms here, dey has too kittehs to keeps foor peepls warms. Lif nawt fare.
Iz goen tu 20 in mittel ob Goergai tonite.
Dat makes id a tree kitteh nite. two kittehs knot enuf tu kipe u warmz.
Oh, noes! A tree kitteh nite. Ai onlee has too kittehs. Am gunna freez. Mai kittehs can has mitoses?
i fink yore rite–your kittehs can has yore toeses!!! udderwise, Jack F. mite bite dem. Oucchh,, bbbrrrr, ouch, etx.
i iz sending warm thots 2 awl my cheezfrenz in teh frozen norf-landz….bbbrrrrrr!!!!
Ai sendz awl mai cheezfrenz warm sandytoez an hawt sun en BERRY lyt breezzz. Doan get sew sleepiez u fergitz turn ober, need toasty saym kulr boat sidz. Aahhh…
iz chilly here in OK, butt know pyles of snow, or ribers ob wadder…wii has piles ob tree branches ebberywhere!!! Still!!! Menny, if not most, of teh trees were damajed, if not destroyed by the rayn, freez, rayn, freez, sleet, freez, etx–teh branches were so heavy wiff ice dat tehy just snapped. Mennt beeyoutiful treez killed. Awl obber town, peepz are still haking up whuts left ob tehr treez an piling the branches, twigs, etx necks 2 teh rode for pick-up.
Dis proadooss stoar iz
myne! I watch awll ober t3h frootz
andz vejjee~taybillz
Ebbeefeengz so nyse
andz prittee. Hewminz tayk a
lawtza tyme 2 chooz
Lurnd lawng tyme ago
2 luuk andz nawtz Non. Itz juss
wurrkz bettah dat way
Teh cownturr awffurrz
a wundurrfull veew. Sum tymez
I haz 2 warmz up
Jack.
*smirks* oh iz COLD todai heer in teh sorta norff ov Callyfornua….ai has to ware a long sleeveded shirt…..hee hee
Ai tries tew do a tongue-sticky-owt smilie at yew foar your mockeree of our colness an our wetness…
:p
Ai faylz!
*hed desk*
tellz me how to dewit sew eye can praktiss sending a bunch o them to Salleh!
::P:
I think it is : razz : without the spaces
lessee if dis werks
well, eberybodee comonobberfur brekfast. luuks like i maded liddle yeller pankakes!
Luks like a razz to me. I iz using FyreFocks. Innernet Esploder makes teh pancakes. Pleh, do not want.
I’ll still come ober fur brekfas, tho. Got eny bakon? r sossidge?
noess, sowy no bakun oar sossidge. Pik sumup on teh way obber?
i duz hab teh Gin you wine maplol surup.Adn reeel BUTTUH
ps I has gritz!
pps kant get fyrefox to wurk, so fanks fr filling me in on my razziies.
hmmmm. raspberrriez. Pik those up on yur way, too, pleeze?
fanks. oh, adn bring a kitteh. we’re awl out ob dose, two.
Yoo just nebber noe. . .wai izzat so funnee??? Teh surprize element, ai guess!
Aill bring the bakon and doctorcat an ai will sing sum dooetz!
ohboiohboiohboi!!! (looks around) gimme aliddle time to cleenup adn comon ober!
brekfast partee at Mary’s howse!!! Evrybuddy come!
I’ll bring big jug of real maple syrip fur teh liddle pancakes.
ai supposez taht… um ….. smirked miselv rite outta dat brekkiez partee ..
guess ai’ll jest go owtsid an eet wermz…….
oh noes! don eet wermz (unless u reely “dig” that form of proteen?)
mebbe we comez to yur howse for brunch partee later?
ai kin seez it now… cheezfrenz roamin from howse to howse, eatin goodfudz. n drinkin hotchoklit wif marshmallerz
yummee!!!
Ai hab lotza maypelsirpel. Iz partee stil goin?
salleh! come ober fur the parteeee! preddy pleeeeeze wif smirkees on top!!!!
Um… wut dis hafta dew wif piksher?
COLD vs. WARM in picture.
Temperature.
If you haven’t noticed, some of us like to socialize back and forth with each other here. You may have even noticed some of us trying to involve you in it.
we gotz hot-n-cold runnin socialism
involvements: let us show you dem
dim dim?
dim sum?
sum dim?
sum nawt dim?
sum dai all b nawt dim!
*chortle*
Oh, gurl…I wuz just fine dis mornin,….till I got too teh Citrus Heights store an went inside to teh baffroom…..teh store gots an old building attached and dats ware dat yucky ole baffroom is…pleh! and freezin!
I thot I wuz goin too freez too deff! How dat stoopy #$%& baffroom so durn cold? Den I was freezin and had too putt on teh wool swettur.
how lowng u spen in dat baffrum ????
pbhhhhhh! Salleh- on mundai weiz ‘posed ta getz a “high” ub 10 degreez-
todaiz waz commenten wif gascat n fishykitteh ’bout how warmz it wuz…. gotz up to da 41 degreez! Sheesh- u wud fink dis be galaska nawt colomorado!
sigh- I ‘members in Orygun…. 41 degreez beez kold!
momcat
Ideaz…
Mai butt haz dem
toestee bunz~~
liting a frat: ur doon it rong!
Igniter in position.
Rocket cat will release methane in 3… 2… 1…
datz mor lik it! jus hopez we don gets bak-draf
*ok – butt reddy noaw*
bwkitteh: mom. ai doan feel wellz. ai think ai haz feber n kant gowez to skool.
*lolz*
kittehbutts roestin ober an opin litebulb…
….duzz not smell same as chestnutts roastin by open fire.
ha ha yesh dis culd be calld *kitteh*nuts roestin ober an opin litebulb!
brnt hrbls = DO NOT WANT.
Firebls.
Yowch!
Demo of body search if you shoplift … iz not pretty. Better to pay the monies.
eeeuuuuwwwzzzz!!!!!!
oh yes and i has kweshun.
how all you put a lubly pisher on ur profiel?
like kafleen has donkee frum “shrek”.
how u do dat?
Go to wordpress.com, then My Account, then edit profile, and you will see where to upload a picture for avitar.
U liet up mai lief…
put novekwarter in teh jukebox …
bartender, gimme novver buttliet…
Diogenes kitteh searches fer an honest man. Tinks he’s doin’ it wrong.
kudos for the reference to the White Album.
happines is a warm, yes it eeeeez…………
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTT
Akshooly ai fink dis b refrenz 2 Ur A Gud Hoomin Charlee Braon wif teh sawng “Happynez iz.” Dis sawng wuz inspyrd bai teh buk “Happynez iz a Warmly Puppeh.”
Happynez iz fyndeeng a pensul.
piiza wif sawsuj
tellin teh tym.
Happynez iz lurnin 2 wissul.
tyeeng ur shoo 4 teh veree furstee tym.
Happynez iz plaieeng teh drum n ur own skool band.
N Happynez iz walkin han n han.
Happynez iz 2 kinds ov ais creem.
noesing a sekrit.
klymin a trii.
Happynez iz 5 difrunt cra-onz.
getting a fyrfli.
setin him frii.
Happynez iz bein aloan ebbry nao n den.
N Happynez iz comin hoam agin.
Happynez iz moarnin n eebnin,
dai tym n nyte tyme 2.
4 Happynez iz neone n nefing at awl
dat’s lurved bai u.
Happynez iz hasing a sistr.
shayrin a cheezburgr.
gettin alawng.
Happynez iz seengin togevvur wen dai is froo,
N Happynez iz doze hoo seeng wif u.
Happynez iz moarnin n eebnin,
dai tym n nyte tyme 2.
4 Happynez iz neone n nefing at awl
dat’s lurved bai u.
Glow little glow-cat fly of fire
Glow like an in-can-des-cent wire
Glow for the female of the species
Turn on the AC and the DC
This night could use a little brightnin’
Light up you little ol’ bug of lightnin’
When you gotta glow, you gotta glow.
Glow little glow-cat, glow
Mill Brothers, FTW!!!!!!!!!
ah feelz da intesety
eeew groshry stoar kitteh? on cownter? tanning butt? i shops sumware elz thxbai
HUMOROUSLY VAIN CAT
believes the sun shines out of his ass
Teho – pleez nebber go away again – ai had several even moar dramatik scenarioz awl reddee to go!!!!
Yur mind – it delites mee alwayz.
Gud wun!!!
****teho****
iff i cud gibs u moar burgerz, i wud!
ok… testing testing…
uploded new pishur. want to see if it ar work.
hmmm… ok now i’z loggd in. nao it wurk?
(srry dat yoo all has to see me try an figgur out life.
not too tek saavy.)
apparently it takes about 24 hrs for it to take effect
At leest yoo ar traiing. Ai am afrayd to trai!! ai always get stuk sumwhere beuz ai don’t know what tehy meen or want mee to do!!!
roflmaool
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!this is so fing funny i love pictures like this.LOL
fow show
I gotz big butz and I cannot lie……………………
All my beatles fans know the correct response to this lolcat is:
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot!
Kitty walks in own poo, then on food. Yum.
fow show i feel yo pain
Gotta love a Beatle’s reference…
Bang bang, shoot shoot.
Haz a “Butt Light!”
you got a small butt light
I haz an IDEA! *makez lightbulb appear* no! Nawt that end! T’other end!
Lolz is dey sellin dose but wammas?