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a warm butt

or happynez is also teh petted butt

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  1. Kel says:

    Iz tannin ma butt!

    • musicmom870 says:

      Kel is nawt secont! I got distracterated an went shoppin. Nao we danses!

      • Lucy says:

        Rite! We all “warmed up.” What danse we do for dis? I fink it need sum “shake your booty” in it, huh?

        • musicmom870 says:

          heh! shak ur groov thing shak ur groov thing–yeah yeah!!

          prances–pawses–shak it liek u just don’t care…
          spin an pranse sum moar
          shake shake
          shake shaka shake
          disco splits thing!!1

          (Iz nawt gud danser, jus enthoosiastic!)

          • musicmom870 says:

            yikes! I forgotted to say–I changeded mai name! I gotsa noo cheezburger account an gibbed it some thout dis time. Now I isn’t Ronda no moar!

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              nao you hazto tell us hao yoo thot up yore naem.
              well, yoo dont hasto but enkwiring mines wanna no.

            • musicmom870 says:

              I has free yung moosicians in mah howse. Dey is berry berry gud. Oldest wun plays trumpet an peeano, middul wun is guitar sun an also plays peeano an french horn, liddul princess sings an plays peeano. I hauls dem an teh gear arown. It takes up most of my tiem outsida werk. Oldest boi, him does peeano gud enf him is backup pianist for teh church we goes to, duz teh hymns an such. Middul boi, him jus wants teh rock an roll, momee makes him do teh piano too. Teh grrl, she lieks a variety, eben country moosic. Husband finks itz a bit noisy in teh howse!

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Nice nayme, musicmom870!!! Glad yoo told uz – we wud haz wudnereded whatever happened to tath nice Ronda purrson!

              ai wonder – ar there moar peepl out there hoo purrhpas FURGOT to tell us they were chanjing their nayms???? oncea jynx was once “B! (an wunz in a wile still iz :) ), Tribble used to bee Lynn, salleh waz Sally, kafleen was Kathleen, stend wuz stendhalissimo (but taht’s eezy), but mai favorite to date – Davehasnokitteh has become DavecanhasDrTinyCat!!!!

              Oh – mimzoid wuz (verree breeflee) Momcat. An Jules was – also Teho (in blak) (Teh reel Teho in bloo did nawt laff neerlee as mutch as ai did!!!) Hau ai doo miss Jules. A unique type – wish he wud come bak.

            • yippee!!! says:

              and hoo is dis yippee!!! person?

            • thisncat says:

              Janet, Howl U do dat mememberin tingy? U alwayz be lyke dat? Or iz ICHC relativ tu yor interests?

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              OH hai, yippee!!! Ai sorree – a donut noe??? Were yoo wunz sumwun else?? Sumtiems ai wonder whatebber happened to sum nice peepl – an turnz out tehy ar still heer – using a diffrunt nayme. Of corse – wun SHUD recognize teh riting style.

              Ai think we mite noe lolcatburglar no madder what she said – but nao taht ai hav sayed taht, she will probablee doo severul poasts in a diffrunt style just to fool us!!1

              An – O hai, o thisncat!!! Ai guess iz relevant to mai interests. Ai luv teh peeple heer – ai reelee doo.

            • yippee!!! says:

              franks 4 riting back, Janet!!! “Yippee!!!” is teh altar ego ob a sumwhut hyper cheezfren hoo started poasting in Nobember. Suntimes, she uses “yippee!!!” to cheer hersef up. (Sometimes to gib teh ‘udder person’ a brake) Yippee!!! and ????? lubs Janet an awl teh odder cheezfrenz! Eye haz kywite an eye 4 eye-rony, 2. An sumtimes teezes a bit 2 mush, eye feer–meens no harm, dough!

            • thisncat says:

              An wee awl reelee luvz Janet, we reelee do!!!!

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Oh!!!! yippee!!! yoo ar kitkay!! Ai. . .ai thot yoo were sisterz!!

              ai shud hav known!!!! where yippee iz, kitkay iz nawt far behind! :D

            • kitkay says:

              ja, du hast Recht!

        • handikat says:

          Ai tihnk mebbe we dans tew “Come on, baybee, lite mai fyer”

          Wee can jairayte in a misteeriows 60s manner and wayve teh arms dramatickally

          *weaves an shimmies*
          *wayves teh arms*
          *wiguls teh hippies*

          • salleh says:

            wen ai waz teh 16 oar 17 oar so…..mi cousin Steve comed ovver an sed…..”u gotta heer dis sowng….cawled “lite my fiar” ” an den sang sum ov teh werdz to me…..”u lie!!!” sez ai…..
            “dey woodnt let dem plai a sowng wiff dose werdz ona radioz….”

            well, ov corse he waz teh rite….but causeded BIG skandul….loawts ov mutterin about dose wild an crazzee yutez….anb watz teh whirld cumin to…

            us teenerz jest sed…hoo cares, an lissened to dat sowng….we loveded it !

            • handikat says:

              Oh hai, salleh! :-)

              Yew ebber heer teh vershun bai Jose Feliciano?
              Just hims and teh acoostick geetar.
              It’s so kewl, it’s HAWT! ;-)

            • musicmom870 says:

              oh salleh! I mus hav been jus abowt teh same age when ONJ sanged “letz get fisikal” an I had teh sam reaction cuz i wuz jus barely old enuf to getz it an I finks to mahself–dey didn’t jus play dat on teh radio, did dey??? OMG dats durty! An when it cam on I wud danse arown teh livin room gigglin inside an feelin a bit nawty!

            • greasycat says:

              Red Ray Manzarek’s book an he tawlks about de Jose Feliciano verzion of de song, and how allz of de Doors loved dat verzion, wuz happee it wuz hit fer him.

            • salleh says:

              Ray Manzarac…..waz teh collej roomate ov mi ex..(he of teh pleh) dey waz at UCLA togedder….

              ai gots a stori but notty soawngs….

              ai goed to a all gurlz caffolik skool, an wun dai …we waz havin a rafflez to rafflez off diz car… teh hole skool, (bout 500 gurlz awl dresseded alike,) waz at teh owtside assembli wiff teh car awn teh stepz in frunt…..an dey waz extollin teh vurtuz ov teh car….an teh skool pressident…sed…”an teh radio werkz REEL GUD !”

              an she turneded it awn and teh werdz to a veri populur sowng cam blastin owt…

              “LET ME Tell u bout teh burds an teh bees…”

              it waz teh pandamonium !!!!

              OMG ai jest realaizeded….we thot taht was teh raci sowng taht dai…..pur liddle vurgjunal naeeve gurlz…..an teh nunz even blusheded !!!! boi u can tell taht waz a lowng tyme ago !!!

            • thisncat says:

              “all gurlz caffolik skool” splains a lawt salleh, srsly….

      • Cookie's human says:

        Iz dis be a grocery store or a proktologist’s office?

        Or worse – BOTH???!!!!!!!

        • kafleen says:

          Dat remines mee ub teh man going fur teh hemmuroid surgery. He has trubbul findin teh clinic. Finally he fines it and goes in an fusses and says Why you gots a CLOCK in teh window! I thot this wuz a different place. Dey look him in teh eye and say, “Wutt u SUGGEST wee putt in teh windo?”

        • Darrkwolff says:

          Iz wun stawp shawpping, Cookie’s human. ;)

          …awn sekun fot…. DO NOT WANT!

    • Kim says:

      Oh noes! When teh parents sai “Iz gonna tan ur hide,” is not a guud thing!

  2. handikat says:

    Uhhh – kan annibodi els smell taht burnin smell?

    No?

    Iz just me, tehn…

  3. TunaOnMyMind says:

    Oooooo…a bisquit warmer…nothing like warm furry bisquitz

  4. cindersqueak says:

    kittenbutt roast fer dinna!!!1!!

  5. Lora says:

    Idea…ur doing it wrong.

  6. Teho says:

    DON’T GO INTO THE LIGHT

  7. Paul says:

    A froot stall, and a light to see it by!

    <>

  8. D.R. says:

    Uh, get ur butt awey frum mah food, kitteh…

  9. Romeow says:

    I said I wanna Bud Lite,
    nawt a Butt Lite.

  10. homescribe says:

    i bought a new desk lamp and it is very warm … kittehs fight to see who gets to sit on right side of desk to bask in warmth. funny, but annoying. :-)

  11. Pittypat says:

    how manee litebulbs duz it take to change a kitteh?

  12. Lucy says:

    Da peeps sai dat I gotta getz my butt inna gear an be catchin da mousies. Dey said dat overwise dey “light a fire unner my butt” but I neber tought dey wood really DO dat.

  13. Grant says:

    *sings*

    Happiness..is a warm butt, mama! (purr purr, scratch scratch)
    Happine-e-ess..is a warm butt, mama! (purr purr, scratch scratch)
    When I hold you – to my fur
    And I feel my fur on the warm light
    I know nobody can make me feel cold…because
    Happiness..is a warm butt, mama! (purr purr, scratch scratch)
    Happine-e-ess..is a warm butt, mama! (purr purr, scratch scratch)
    Happiness is a warm yes it is………buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt!

  14. Grant says:

    *sings*

    Happiness..is a warm butt, mama! (purr purr, scratch scratch)

  15. Pittypat says:

    tesco’s tuxedo testikil toaster – totally tempting!

  16. Zski says:

    Dis pikshur is relevent tu mai interests todai. It naow minus sebenteeeen owt.

    • handikat says:

      ((((((((Zski)))))))))

      *brings yew warm saftee blankees an teh hawtchocklits*

      We nawt has teh snow in Inngerland, bud it iz rayn, rayn, rayn rayn.
      Flooded in teh summer at teh skool wehre ai wurks, an is lookin nawt so grayt agayne, ackshewally.

      Yew sends uz ur snoe – is beddur tahn teh floodin!

      • Zski says:

        We has no snoe – iz too coldandry fur snowsing. It briteandsunny, just cold. We can has minus-twenny wif da winchillz tonite. I has hotsoup and warmbath and now gonna hidez unner blankies till mornin.

      • gascat says:

        yuz can habz itz ! weiz gotz it n da low degreez ta go wif it!
        hear ya go!
        (frows snowballs frum Colomarado to tti!)

        momcat

      • ambercat says:

        Ai is wotchin teh streem in frunt ob mai haos Bcom a river an hoepin it wont berst its banx – Ai wus ok wen we had teh fluds in sommer, tho mush ob teh taon wus unner warter, but nuffinks been dum sins tehn to prevent teh fluds an we never rilly had a chans to dri owt. Ai may need taht snorgle snorkle!

    • Alli says:

      I agrees with ur theories. Is wun dagree here and wit winchill is miness fitteen. Nawt snoes, tho–too coald fur teh snoes.

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Alli – where doo yoo live? Zski lives in Shecagoe – an ai am just 60 milez accross teh laik frum there – berry berry cold heer too – an sno.

        • Alli says:

          I libs in Iowa. 200 milez frum Shek…Chik…Chi-town. An mi fambilies ar in teh Minnesnowta–eben coalder dere. I has too kittehs to keeps me warms here, dey has too kittehs to keeps foor peepls warms. Lif nawt fare.

      • dd says:

        Iz goen tu 20 in mittel ob Goergai tonite.
        Dat makes id a tree kitteh nite. two kittehs knot enuf tu kipe u warmz.

    • yippee!!! says:

      i iz sending warm thots 2 awl my cheezfrenz in teh frozen norf-landz….bbbrrrrrr!!!!

      • Jessarakitty says:

        Ai sendz awl mai cheezfrenz warm sandytoez an hawt sun en BERRY lyt breezzz. Doan get sew sleepiez u fergitz turn ober, need toasty saym kulr boat sidz. Aahhh…

    • kitkay says:

      iz chilly here in OK, butt know pyles of snow, or ribers ob wadder…wii has piles ob tree branches ebberywhere!!! Still!!! Menny, if not most, of teh trees were damajed, if not destroyed by the rayn, freez, rayn, freez, sleet, freez, etx–teh branches were so heavy wiff ice dat tehy just snapped. Mennt beeyoutiful treez killed. Awl obber town, peepz are still haking up whuts left ob tehr treez an piling the branches, twigs, etx necks 2 teh rode for pick-up.

  17. Jack Deth says:

    Dis proadooss stoar iz
    myne! I watch awll ober t3h frootz
    andz vejjee~taybillz

    Ebbeefeengz so nyse
    andz prittee. Hewminz tayk a
    lawtza tyme 2 chooz

    Lurnd lawng tyme ago
    2 luuk andz nawtz Non. Itz juss
    wurrkz bettah dat way

    Teh cownturr awffurrz
    a wundurrfull veew. Sum tymez
    I haz 2 warmz up

    Jack.

  18. salleh says:

    *smirks* oh iz COLD todai heer in teh sorta norff ov Callyfornua….ai has to ware a long sleeveded shirt…..hee hee

    • handikat says:

      Ai tries tew do a tongue-sticky-owt smilie at yew foar your mockeree of our colness an our wetness…

      :p

      • handikat says:

        Ai faylz!

        *hed desk*

        • mary O'Spockn says:

          tellz me how to dewit sew eye can praktiss sending a bunch o them to Salleh!
          ::P:

          • D Marie says:

            I think it is : razz : without the spaces

            :razz:

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              :razz:
              lessee if dis werks
              :razz:

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              well, eberybodee comonobberfur brekfast. luuks like i maded liddle yeller pankakes!
              :P

            • doctorcat says:

              Luks like a razz to me. I iz using FyreFocks. Innernet Esploder makes teh pancakes. Pleh, do not want.

              I’ll still come ober fur brekfas, tho. Got eny bakon? r sossidge?

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              noess, sowy no bakun oar sossidge. Pik sumup on teh way obber?
              i duz hab teh Gin you wine maplol surup.Adn reeel BUTTUH
              ps I has gritz!

              pps kant get fyrefox to wurk, so fanks fr filling me in on my razziies.
              hmmmm. raspberrriez. Pik those up on yur way, too, pleeze?
              fanks. oh, adn bring a kitteh. we’re awl out ob dose, two.

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              :D Mary!!1 Yur “well, eberybodee comonobberfur brekfast. luuks like i maded liddle yeller pankakes!” haz maeded mee to laff so hard ai skeered teh kittehz!!! Ai’m still laffing – but at leeest nawt so loudlee!!

              Yoo just nebber noe. . .wai izzat so funnee??? Teh surprize element, ai guess!

              Aill bring the bakon and doctorcat an ai will sing sum dooetz!

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              ohboiohboiohboi!!! (looks around) gimme aliddle time to cleenup adn comon ober!

            • mimzoid says:

              brekfast partee at Mary’s howse!!! Evrybuddy come!
              I’ll bring big jug of real maple syrip fur teh liddle pancakes.

            • salleh says:

              ai supposez taht… um ….. smirked miselv rite outta dat brekkiez partee ..

              guess ai’ll jest go owtsid an eet wermz…….

            • mimzoid says:

              oh noes! don eet wermz (unless u reely “dig” that form of proteen?)
              mebbe we comez to yur howse for brunch partee later?
              ai kin seez it now… cheezfrenz roamin from howse to howse, eatin goodfudz. n drinkin hotchoklit wif marshmallerz

            • yippee!!! says:

              yummee!!!

            • Jessarakitty says:

              Ai hab lotza maypelsirpel. Iz partee stil goin?

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              salleh! come ober fur the parteeee! preddy pleeeeeze wif smirkees on top!!!!

    • D.R. says:

      Um… wut dis hafta dew wif piksher?

      • kafleen says:

        COLD vs. WARM in picture.

        Temperature.

        If you haven’t noticed, some of us like to socialize back and forth with each other here. You may have even noticed some of us trying to involve you in it.

    • kafleen says:

      Oh, gurl…I wuz just fine dis mornin,….till I got too teh Citrus Heights store an went inside to teh baffroom…..teh store gots an old building attached and dats ware dat yucky ole baffroom is…pleh! and freezin!

      I thot I wuz goin too freez too deff! How dat stoopy #$%& baffroom so durn cold? Den I was freezin and had too putt on teh wool swettur.

    • gascat says:

      pbhhhhhh! Salleh- on mundai weiz ‘posed ta getz a “high” ub 10 degreez-
      todaiz waz commenten wif gascat n fishykitteh ’bout how warmz it wuz…. gotz up to da 41 degreez! Sheesh- u wud fink dis be galaska nawt colomorado!

      sigh- I ‘members in Orygun…. 41 degreez beez kold!

      momcat

  19. Nick says:

    Ideaz…

    Mai butt haz dem

  20. karen says:

    toestee bunz~~

  21. BamaHern says:

    liting a frat: ur doon it rong!

  22. kag says:

    Igniter in position.
    Rocket cat will release methane in 3… 2… 1…

  23. philene says:

    *ok – butt reddy noaw*

    bwkitteh: mom. ai doan feel wellz. ai think ai haz feber n kant gowez to skool.

  24. 343GuiltySpark says:

    kittehbutts roestin ober an opin litebulb…

  25. leaf says:

    Demo of body search if you shoplift … iz not pretty. Better to pay the monies.

  26. 343GuiltySpark says:

    oh yes and i has kweshun.
    how all you put a lubly pisher on ur profiel?
    like kafleen has donkee frum “shrek”.
    how u do dat?

    • greasycat says:

      Go to wordpress.com, then My Account, then edit profile, and you will see where to upload a picture for avitar.

  27. sarakitty says:

    U liet up mai lief…

    put novekwarter in teh jukebox …

    bartender, gimme novver buttliet…

  28. greasycat says:

    Diogenes kitteh searches fer an honest man. Tinks he’s doin’ it wrong.

  29. Marianne says:

    kudos for the reference to the White Album.

    • kenny says:

      happines is a warm, yes it eeeeez…………

      BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTT

    • Patrick says:

      Akshooly ai fink dis b refrenz 2 Ur A Gud Hoomin Charlee Braon wif teh sawng “Happynez iz.” Dis sawng wuz inspyrd bai teh buk “Happynez iz a Warmly Puppeh.”

      Happynez iz fyndeeng a pensul.
      piiza wif sawsuj
      tellin teh tym.
      Happynez iz lurnin 2 wissul.
      tyeeng ur shoo 4 teh veree furstee tym.

      Happynez iz plaieeng teh drum n ur own skool band.
      N Happynez iz walkin han n han.
      Happynez iz 2 kinds ov ais creem.
      noesing a sekrit.
      klymin a trii.
      Happynez iz 5 difrunt cra-onz.
      getting a fyrfli.
      setin him frii.

      Happynez iz bein aloan ebbry nao n den.
      N Happynez iz comin hoam agin.
      Happynez iz moarnin n eebnin,
      dai tym n nyte tyme 2.
      4 Happynez iz neone n nefing at awl
      dat’s lurved bai u.

      Happynez iz hasing a sistr.
      shayrin a cheezburgr.
      gettin alawng.
      Happynez iz seengin togevvur wen dai is froo,
      N Happynez iz doze hoo seeng wif u.
      Happynez iz moarnin n eebnin,
      dai tym n nyte tyme 2.
      4 Happynez iz neone n nefing at awl
      dat’s lurved bai u.

  30. SilverIris says:

    Glow little glow-cat fly of fire
    Glow like an in-can-des-cent wire
    Glow for the female of the species
    Turn on the AC and the DC
    This night could use a little brightnin’
    Light up you little ol’ bug of lightnin’
    When you gotta glow, you gotta glow.
    Glow little glow-cat, glow

  31. David shaw says:

    ah feelz da intesety

  32. kittehlurve says:

    eeew groshry stoar kitteh? on cownter? tanning butt? i shops sumware elz thxbai

  33. Teho says:

    HUMOROUSLY VAIN CAT
    believes the sun shines out of his ass

  34. 343GuiltySpark says:

    ok… testing testing…
    uploded new pishur. want to see if it ar work.

  35. 343guiltyspark says:

    hmmm… ok now i’z loggd in. nao it wurk?

    (srry dat yoo all has to see me try an figgur out life.
    not too tek saavy.)

  36. pandalover says:

    roflmaool

  37. bob says:

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!this is so fing funny i love pictures like this.LOL

  38. Pam says:

    I gotz big butz and I cannot lie……………………

  39. Serena says:

    All my beatles fans know the correct response to this lolcat is:

    Bang Bang Shoot Shoot!

  40. Unklegwar says:

    Kitty walks in own poo, then on food. Yum.

  41. ella says:

    fow show i feel yo pain

  42. Alley says:

    Gotta love a Beatle’s reference…

  43. Lauren says:

    Bang bang, shoot shoot.

  44. Maniacat says:

    Haz a “Butt Light!”

  45. maniak says:

    you got a small butt light

  46. DaKittyKatDance says:

    I haz an IDEA! *makez lightbulb appear* no! Nawt that end! T’other end!

  47. Makuta_Omega says:

    Lolz is dey sellin dose but wammas?


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