Happynez iz
a warm butt
or happynez is also teh petted butt
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Iz tannin ma butt!
Kel is nawt secont! I got distracterated an went shoppin. Nao we danses!
Rite! We all “warmed up.” What danse we do for dis? I fink it need sum “shake your booty” in it, huh?
heh! shak ur groov thing shak ur groov thing–yeah yeah!!
prances–pawses–shak it liek u just don’t care…
spin an pranse sum moar
shake shake
shake shaka shake
disco splits thing!!1
(Iz nawt gud danser, jus enthoosiastic!)
yikes! I forgotted to say–I changeded mai name! I gotsa noo cheezburger account an gibbed it some thout dis time. Now I isn’t Ronda no moar!
nao you hazto tell us hao yoo thot up yore naem.
well, yoo dont hasto but enkwiring mines wanna no.
I has free yung moosicians in mah howse. Dey is berry berry gud. Oldest wun plays trumpet an peeano, middul wun is guitar sun an also plays peeano an french horn, liddul princess sings an plays peeano. I hauls dem an teh gear arown. It takes up most of my tiem outsida werk. Oldest boi, him does peeano gud enf him is backup pianist for teh church we goes to, duz teh hymns an such. Middul boi, him jus wants teh rock an roll, momee makes him do teh piano too. Teh grrl, she lieks a variety, eben country moosic. Husband finks itz a bit noisy in teh howse!
Nice nayme, musicmom870!!! Glad yoo told uz - we wud haz wudnereded whatever happened to tath nice Ronda purrson!
ai wonder - ar there moar peepl out there hoo purrhpas FURGOT to tell us they were chanjing their nayms???? oncea jynx was once “B! (an wunz in a wile still iz
), Tribble used to bee Lynn, salleh waz Sally, kafleen was Kathleen, stend wuz stendhalissimo (but taht’s eezy), but mai favorite to date - Davehasnokitteh has become DavecanhasDrTinyCat!!!!
Oh - mimzoid wuz (verree breeflee) Momcat. An Jules was - also Teho (in blak) (Teh reel Teho in bloo did nawt laff neerlee as mutch as ai did!!!) Hau ai doo miss Jules. A unique type - wish he wud come bak.
and hoo is dis yippee!!! person?
Janet, Howl U do dat mememberin tingy? U alwayz be lyke dat? Or iz ICHC relativ tu yor interests?
OH hai, yippee!!! Ai sorree - a donut noe??? Were yoo wunz sumwun else?? Sumtiems ai wonder whatebber happened to sum nice peepl - an turnz out tehy ar still heer - using a diffrunt nayme. Of corse - wun SHUD recognize teh riting style.
Ai think we mite noe lolcatburglar no madder what she said - but nao taht ai hav sayed taht, she will probablee doo severul poasts in a diffrunt style just to fool us!!1
An - O hai, o thisncat!!! Ai guess iz relevant to mai interests. Ai luv teh peeple heer - ai reelee doo.
franks 4 riting back, Janet!!! “Yippee!!!” is teh altar ego ob a sumwhut hyper cheezfren hoo started poasting in Nobember. Suntimes, she uses “yippee!!!” to cheer hersef up. (Sometimes to gib teh ‘udder person’ a brake) Yippee!!! and ????? lubs Janet an awl teh odder cheezfrenz! Eye haz kywite an eye 4 eye-rony, 2. An sumtimes teezes a bit 2 mush, eye feer–meens no harm, dough!
An wee awl reelee luvz Janet, we reelee do!!!!
Oh!!!! yippee!!! yoo ar kitkay!! Ai. . .ai thot yoo were sisterz!!
ai shud hav known!!!! where yippee iz, kitkay iz nawt far behind!
ja, du hast Recht!
Ai tihnk mebbe we dans tew “Come on, baybee, lite mai fyer”
Wee can jairayte in a misteeriows 60s manner and wayve teh arms dramatickally
*weaves an shimmies*
*wayves teh arms*
*wiguls teh hippies*
wen ai waz teh 16 oar 17 oar so…..mi cousin Steve comed ovver an sed…..”u gotta heer dis sowng….cawled “lite my fiar” ” an den sang sum ov teh werdz to me…..”u lie!!!” sez ai…..
“dey woodnt let dem plai a sowng wiff dose werdz ona radioz….”
well, ov corse he waz teh rite….but causeded BIG skandul….loawts ov mutterin about dose wild an crazzee yutez….anb watz teh whirld cumin to…
us teenerz jest sed…hoo cares, an lissened to dat sowng….we loveded it !
Oh hai, salleh!
Yew ebber heer teh vershun bai Jose Feliciano?
Just hims and teh acoostick geetar.
It’s so kewl, it’s HAWT!
oh salleh! I mus hav been jus abowt teh same age when ONJ sanged “letz get fisikal” an I had teh sam reaction cuz i wuz jus barely old enuf to getz it an I finks to mahself–dey didn’t jus play dat on teh radio, did dey??? OMG dats durty! An when it cam on I wud danse arown teh livin room gigglin inside an feelin a bit nawty!
Red Ray Manzarek’s book an he tawlks about de Jose Feliciano verzion of de song, and how allz of de Doors loved dat verzion, wuz happee it wuz hit fer him.
Ray Manzarac…..waz teh collej roomate ov mi ex..(he of teh pleh) dey waz at UCLA togedder….
ai gots a stori but notty soawngs….
ai goed to a all gurlz caffolik skool, an wun dai …we waz havin a rafflez to rafflez off diz car… teh hole skool, (bout 500 gurlz awl dresseded alike,) waz at teh owtside assembli wiff teh car awn teh stepz in frunt…..an dey waz extollin teh vurtuz ov teh car….an teh skool pressident…sed…”an teh radio werkz REEL GUD !”
an she turneded it awn and teh werdz to a veri populur sowng cam blastin owt…
“LET ME Tell u bout teh burds an teh bees…”
it waz teh pandamonium !!!!
OMG ai jest realaizeded….we thot taht was teh raci sowng taht dai…..pur liddle vurgjunal naeeve gurlz…..an teh nunz even blusheded !!!! boi u can tell taht waz a lowng tyme ago !!!
“all gurlz caffolik skool” splains a lawt salleh, srsly….
Iz dis be a grocery store or a proktologist’s office?
Or worse - BOTH???!!!!!!!
Dat remines mee ub teh man going fur teh hemmuroid surgery. He has trubbul findin teh clinic. Finally he fines it and goes in an fusses and says Why you gots a CLOCK in teh window! I thot this wuz a different place. Dey look him in teh eye and say, “Wutt u SUGGEST wee putt in teh windo?”
Iz wun stawp shawpping, Cookie’s human.
…awn sekun fot…. DO NOT WANT!
Oh noes! When teh parents sai “Iz gonna tan ur hide,” is not a guud thing!
Uhhh - kan annibodi els smell taht burnin smell?
No?
Iz just me, tehn…
reminds me of old joke
Miss Piggy, tanning on beach says “Anybody else smell bacon?”
*lol*
BACON, NOT DONE YET
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/03/bacon-not-done-yet/
EW!!!!
Oooooo…a bisquit warmer…nothing like warm furry bisquitz
Furry bisquitz?!? Pleh! Do Not Want!!!
kittenbutt roast fer dinna!!!1!!
DO WANT!!
kittenbutt roast?????? Reeleee????
well akshully, i prefur teh sun-warmd kittehs to teh litebulb warmd wuns. all natrul is teh wai to go. aaaahh a nies snorgle in a sun-warmd kitteh belleh kyures a hoel wurld uv illnessez.
Ahhhhhh - it’z warm snorglez yoo want, nawt a warm dinner!!! TAHT maekz sentz!!
Idea…ur doing it wrong.
Ikea…lamps 4 evree okkayshun!
HA! All my cheezbrgrs.
Dats eben funnier dan wat i was gona sai: “Mai butt! It habs an idea!!”
i dunno….. sum time peepels has dare braynes in da heini, so mebbe dats wher lite bulb go on!
I wuz tinking about dat too, lolz.
DON’T GO INTO THE LIGHT
or back into it?
A froot stall, and a light to see it by!
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Uh, get ur butt awey frum mah food, kitteh…
I said I wanna Bud Lite,
nawt a Butt Lite.
drum roll…cymbals clash
iz dingel malt, izzinit?
if i wuznt a T-tote-ler, i’d b spewing brew outta my nose now!
i bought a new desk lamp and it is very warm … kittehs fight to see who gets to sit on right side of desk to bask in warmth. funny, but annoying.
how manee litebulbs duz it take to change a kitteh?
Wut kinda “change” we talkin abowt? Dis kitteh abowt to become a soprano.
kitteh have 2 wanna change…
Da peeps sai dat I gotta getz my butt inna gear an be catchin da mousies. Dey said dat overwise dey “light a fire unner my butt” but I neber tought dey wood really DO dat.
*sings*
Happiness..is a warm butt, mama! (purr purr, scratch scratch)
Happine-e-ess..is a warm butt, mama! (purr purr, scratch scratch)
When I hold you - to my fur
And I feel my fur on the warm light
I know nobody can make me feel cold…because
Happiness..is a warm butt, mama! (purr purr, scratch scratch)
Happine-e-ess..is a warm butt, mama! (purr purr, scratch scratch)
Happiness is a warm yes it is………buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt!
Beatles quotation ftw!
Kitteh is well-akwaited wit teh tutch uv a velvit hand liek a lizzurd awn a windopane.
*sings*
Happiness..is a warm butt, mama! (purr purr, scratch scratch)
tesco’s tuxedo testikil toaster - totally tempting!
Piddypat posts perceptyve pontificayshuns!
handicat haz hartfelt hug
Wai tahnk yew!
(((gibs yew wun bak))))