you walks like this all the time ?
freak.
well, kittehs r evolving teh thums. freaks.
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How do hyoomans walk like this without tail to balance them?
How do hyoomans survive without hiss and purr mechanisms?
ummm…..u not can hiss an purr? I hist at mai boss todai, (shh…him not heer me!)
If we kittehs had opposable thumbs, we wouldn’t need sorry-assed hyoomans to wait on us. Idiot dogs could be trained to clean litter boxes. Just not sure who else we’d want to snorgle us…….
Whut we trainz 2 maek concreet stepz n siedwaakz 2 roll on? N lapz 2 sit on?
U can has tooleggedee kitteh dans iff dat u lieks!
promo poster from ‘when kittens walked the earth’
CLOVERFIELD KITTEN !!!
Damn, not not second D:
Mebbe nex tym!
Just remembers – wehn it happens, doo yur best to say something fun or clever or . . . sumthing. Just doan lose yur hed an shawt “furst.” Wud bee a terribul wayst ov a golden oppurrtunitee.
yuu loses ur feeline style…
**** IMMINENT BELLYRUB WARNING ****
yesh, the litl spotted belleh
Mah tummeh spotses… Let me sho u dem.
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
*SarahD passes owt frum teh kewt*
well at least you didn splort
smelling salts from the CCC
pillo for head, blankie, hawt choklit
sadly for you no alkehawl when yoo hab conk.. concuh….hed owie
CCC heer to resqu SarahD!! Heer sum water n sum choklit
*passes candee bar under nose lyk smellee sawlts*
sawf balnkee n pillo.
Helicat on teh way to tayks u to SQEEE recuberee ward (ryte nex to teh Hed Splort recuberee ward)!
Phew! Fank u guyz, dat wuz a cloas wun!
I spize wif mah liddul eye…a SNORGLEBELLY!!!!
(grabs CHRG from drawer)
*SNORF!!!!*
(shh, doan tell mah goggie..she wantses all teh snorlgees fur herselfs.)
Teh belly is covered in hypnoticly soff straipee and spotee belly furz. A grab mai CHRG w/doi, jest in taim!
*SNORGLHE*
*splurf*
*SNORGLHE*
NE buddee elss needs teh CHRG(wdoi)?? Dey rytes heer on teh CCC. Awlso habs teh dukee tayp n rubbr swims caps wif teh flawers on dem!
I needs awl uf dem, pleez
I is tummy pat admirerer.
And i needs dat unner water breeving thingie so’s I can snorgle LONNNNGGGEERRR!
yu meen a snorgle snorkle?!
*fasepaw*
*hed desk*
GROAN!
AAAaaannn the SnorSnork goes on the CCC as rekwed…. ekip… stuff we rly rly need!
****imminent belly snorgle warning****
Kitteh not juss kyoot but koool, 2. I lubs teh wai teh kitteh’s standing flat on teh feetses.
*Happy sigh*
Fer dose hoo have not recuvvered from teh sads yet, taek gud luk at kitteh. Ifn joo still needs halp, ai have teh trippul choklit braownies wiv teh peekin nuts. Will cheer joo rite up.
*Lowers voyce and luks rown* I theenk teh braownees even help gainst teh Deementors.
There isn’t ennyfing so bad, that chokolit can’t maek a liddle better.
whenz I waz in colleadge feater, da browines wif da liddle leafez in dem madz da peepz berry happi ( eben da profesa peeps).
I neber gotz wun, deh awl goned whenz I getz der…
momcat
Itz so hard to bring too menee browneez!! Menee hav traied, but . . .
Ai member dems wif leafez in colleage! We calleded dem “wedding browniez” an bringded dem to weddingz an parteez an all kineza gadderings. Gud old daiz? Whad we cald dem — oh ai member naow — da sixtees.
momcat , wen ai waz in collij, we hads teh saym fing. Aiz awlways gots der too layt!
Teh proplim wif TAHT sort ov brownie is taht wonce u’ve eeted 1, uwanna nomanother. Anomanother. An tehn nomanother. Wen u’re done wif teh gigglin, taht is. Or sew I’ve herd…
oh H*** ai waz teh wun hoo maed dem !!! (teh browniesz taht iz)
az sum ov u mai recallz…..ai went to teh art instuitoot in San Frannysisiyco…an wun dai sumwun brotted a j**** wiff dem, an teh teecher sed ….”ai gonna stand bak heer wher teh good stuff be goin awn”
o hip fer werdz collej ….let me showz ya…..
.dey thot dey wer teh koolest hip ov awl, me, noawt so muches ,akshulally
prbly bout da same tim…
I hadz logic purrfesser whoz comz ta class on da fursty dai an sais “hey anibodi naow wherz I can get a (movable part btwnz two bones….) Iz out!
strang class but da fun!
momcat
Datz Y hoomins nawt as aggil.. adgil… um, Gracefull as deh kittehs!
Long kitten is LONG!
or iz dat: Tall kitteh is TALL?
no it’s “longcat is looooooooooooong”
fail at meme and life
awww, kitty.
yesh. hoomans ar mor clumzee den teh kittehs, but we canz also reach teh gushee food.
and yooz owr ‘posable fumbs to open it for teh lubbly kitteh.
Of corse, we alls can do it, but why would we wants to??? Lol at silly hoomans.
Baipeddul…dat jess nawt nachurel….
Impressive!
Cookies Mom is funneee…… I wants dis spotty kitteh….
I’m reminded of the scene in Final Fantasy VII were the cat-like Nanaki/Red XIII dresses up like a human to hide.
Is that when you took the disc out and tossed it out the window since FF7 blew?
Hee hee heeeee! He thought it was rather unnatural to walk on his hind legs too.
on teh udder hand…
hyoomans don lik der butts.
mebby der is sum intelijens in teh speeshes…
Butt tehn, sum hyoominz, like UDDER hyoominz butts! Deres no ‘countin fer tastes. er… taste! Sorree- dis not comings owt rite…
No, I duznt walk like dat alla tiem. I uzelly has cloaz on.
Evolving kitteh iz evolving.
erm… wuddn’t kittehs becommin moar hooman-liek be teh step bakwurds?
awl i ar sayin is, wich wud yoo rathur do – has teh naps, noms, an relaxin baffs awl dae, or go to werks?
purrsonallee, i gibs mah pets the jellus luks wen i ar leevin in teh mornin. dey doan see ‘em tho, cuz deyr awl curled up in der cozy plushee beds wif der eiz shut tite.
gasp! taipo!! i ment ov coors TEH jellus luks… pleez ascooz meh.
Yes – taht wuz sum typoe inddeed! Jumpz awt liek a soar tuhmb!
Hoo sez dey gibs up de naps an noms an baffs? Deyz evolving, not krayzee.
I can has hat?
Or pants
do naugt forgit emergency pantz!
th3 ones wif velcro???
May yoo alwayz liv in intristeeng pants!!
U can leeb ur hat on.
Randy Newman sawng FTW!!!!
oh, so dats wut yoo ment by porkpie? No thx.
Waks lyk an Ijipshunnnnnnnn
eeeerrrrrrrr wuuuuuuuurrrrrmmmmm!!!!
FTW!!
da deh dunt da dedunt da dah
Wak lyk an igipshuuuuunnnn!!!!
kitteh, ai noes wawk lyks dat awls teh tym. Las fu weeks aiz b tryn to wawks on awl fores! Ai keeps teh fawling own mai fase!
yoo gotz yur freak own….
dat is jus aboot teh kyootest thing evar!
But kitteh, u still nawt tall ‘nuf to order cheezburger at tha counter! When kitteh figgers out trick wif 2 kittehs in a trenchkoat, we all in trubble.
lyke JD and Turk wif tall docktur
omg i r thot teh same thing!
I gotz dat problm sumtimz! makz u feelz ’bout 10 myears awld! makz u feelz lik usin da squeeky voic- ” I wantz two dubl cheezburgers, extra friez n da milkyshake’
momcat
Wut? I always walks lyk this when u not home
Awwww, verry sweet!
Dat behbeh kitteh lukz lik iz a wurried behbeh…….Nawt to wurry behbeh…
uh oh…..iz too cyute…..cant hole awn…….
*SPLORT*
pa-fooey…..naow ahs to cleen puter….but dat iz wun adornable belleh……an dat liddle fase……
ai needz a kitteh…… WAHHHHHHHHHHHH (Lucille Ball tipe cryin detekted..)
hei! salleh!
yuz lik da alicey cooper? ifnz so gascat n me founs get vidamao on da utube. Iz cawled “stray catz vs da jets” ur sumfin lik dat…..
u wantz weiz bringz fur caterday. Iz snoman herz, finks weiz will sittz round n drinkz da hot choclate.
duz hab to go bi da fishykitteh burthdai present- shez beez 12 on Monday!
momcat
Hapeh birfdey!
oh noes!!!!!
JCH4K, halp meh! we ar in need uv teh CCC! bring some CRHG(wdoi). bring sum estras. mite hav need for dem latur. hang on salleh! halp iz comin!
’sok….dis splortin iz ..wel ai kinda useded to it…..ai fine taht mi thot prosessses get jarred oawt ov teh rutz wen ai scoopz dem bak in…being awl scrammbleded up maekz a chanj in mi percepshun…….
noawt borin aniwai…..
Oh!!! Tahnk yoo so mutch, 343GuiltySpark, fur taeking care ov salleh! So sorree ai cud nawt bee heer wehn ai wuz needed – but gud to know taht so menee ar reddi to jump in!
PS. Luk there – CCC iz just around teh corner. MM alwayz keeps it reddy to go. If ai am nawtt heer, yoo can fetch it. An don fergit – it nao has NINE varieteez ov teh finest scotch fur thoze hoo needs it.
no prob!! i alwaiz seek to halp thoez wif teh hedsplodes.
ai will be sher to contat bof uv yoo, in cais uv an emerjensee.
i neerly had to call teh CCC todai. mai kitteh fell asleep on mai lap wif her widdle paws by her mouf.
looked liek if she had fumbs, she wuld be sukkin dem.
:::hed neerly splorts agen:::
oi. i need to be moer cairful.
Awwwww! Hau cyoot taht must hav been. too bad yoo can’t taek a pikshur ov her liek taht.!
Iz Whissler’s Kitteh– Kompozishums in Grai an Wite!
Kitteh du berry well…eggsellent poshture!
AN ai juz lub silber tabbies!
Juz an abbserbation: Kitteh has entire leff foot down, up to hock or whad wud be our heel- not just the paw, so iz standing laik we du. Ai cant tell furshure wid rite fut.
Acshually, dat IS kittehz heel. Der hind fut is very long, kittehs jus’ walk on der hind TOES. Iz saw dat sumwher on TV sumtyme ago….
Rait – he got hiz whole foot down! Laik we du!
Kitteh iz flawless
pohettree inz moashun awn
4 leggz…. Nawt awn 2
Upprytez iz nawt t3h
noarm 4 Kitteh. Yoozd oanlee
awn rayr oakayzhunnz
Awffurrz a diffeenk
poynt ubz veew 4 Kitteh, butz
nawtz a hoal lawtz moar
Jack.
No, you go to your room
ai bair awl mai sekrets to u n now u tell me ai nowt get part in movee?
no kitteh. sumtimez we hyoomins krawl on awl 4s.
Kitteh Moss strikes a pose
is that… c0caine for me?
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Kevin – u captured the essens, spesilly teh kyoot spowts. wordpress compresses spayses. uz odder character, lyk the period, to howld alighnment. gud luk n nyce effort
yes dat very skinneh kitteh, not live at my house where cats is fat.
Dat so kyoot dat I laffs so hard I coffs. Eye lufs it.
SUM KITTEHS MORE EEKWEL THAN UDDERS!
OHMYGOSH!! It iz soo funny! I found out tooday dat mai cat lurvs too eet marshmallows! LOLZ!
…singin hai didul didul wif teh kitteh in teh middul
an he swingin liek he didnt cayr…
dats rit!
yuz gotz two walk dis wai
tawlk dis wai!
momcat
U sees a happyface on dis kittybelly?
wel, u seez mai happyfaes wen i seez dis kittehbelleh?
(trik qweschun. cuz it be SNORGLE TIEMS!)
Teho – ai had to go up an hav a second luk at teh belleh. Wun DUZ get teh happyfaes frum just luking at tihs liddle belleh.
Got to go find a kittehbelleh at wunz!
Ai see jeezus!
all hail our new overlords!
OK so this just in: shockingly, it appears that not everyone loves cats as much as we right-minded people do
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/01/10/you-suck-at-photosho.html
this is *SO* not safe for work, by the way.
yes, i beez teh freak…
Mah doggeh duz dis wenebur somwone opens de garaj door
kitteh sez….”wat dat noyse? u heer anyfing???”
“derz sumfin oawt der…”
an jest affer dis foto taeken….kitteh waz unner teh bed…whoosh.
the kitteh looks innocent, but what he’s really thinking is ‘now I just need opposable thumbs and I can take over the world!’
yup, ai beez teh freak…
srry, dubbl poast
(
Hahaha I lurves when kittehz do dis! teh aiz an teh liddol front footzez and teh snorgly tumtum. mai luna duz dis when he seez me wit a boll of numnums.
we is not freakz! god juss builded us different!
Macavity!
Invisible shopping bags.
lulz dat kat b awwwsum
Yes, I walks like dat but yuo runz wayyyy fastur!!!
Iz Miyazaki’s Baron — an elegant character in Wipser of teh Hart and Kitteh Returnz ….
that is soooo funny who ever came up with that wuz a genius!!!!!!
cwooty kiteh
NEED favorite buttn fur this lol!
bipedal kitteh wantz 2 be laik hoomanz.