you walks like this all the time ?
freak.
well, kittehs r evolving teh thums. freaks.
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Meercat Kitteh
How do hyoomans walk like this without tail to balance them?
How do hyoomans survive without hiss and purr mechanisms?
ummm…..u not can hiss an purr? I hist at mai boss todai, (shh…him not heer me!)
If we kittehs had opposable thumbs, we wouldn’t need sorry-assed hyoomans to wait on us. Idiot dogs could be trained to clean litter boxes. Just not sure who else we’d want to snorgle us…….
Whut we trainz 2 maek concreet stepz n siedwaakz 2 roll on? N lapz 2 sit on?
U can has tooleggedee kitteh dans iff dat u lieks!
promo poster from ‘when kittens walked the earth’
CLOVERFIELD KITTEN !!!
Damn, not not second D:
Mebbe nex tym!
Just remembers - wehn it happens, doo yur best to say something fun or clever or . . . sumthing. Just doan lose yur hed an shawt “furst.” Wud bee a terribul wayst ov a golden oppurrtunitee.
yuu loses ur feeline style…
**** IMMINENT BELLYRUB WARNING ****
yesh, the litl spotted belleh
Mah tummeh spotses… Let me sho u dem.
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
*SarahD passes owt frum teh kewt*
well at least you didn splort
smelling salts from the CCC
pillo for head, blankie, hawt choklit
sadly for you no alkehawl when yoo hab conk.. concuh….hed owie
CCC heer to resqu SarahD!! Heer sum water n sum choklit
*passes candee bar under nose lyk smellee sawlts*
sawf balnkee n pillo.
Helicat on teh way to tayks u to SQEEE recuberee ward (ryte nex to teh Hed Splort recuberee ward)!
Phew! Fank u guyz, dat wuz a cloas wun!
I spize wif mah liddul eye…a SNORGLEBELLY!!!!
(grabs CHRG from drawer)
*SNORF!!!!*
(shh, doan tell mah goggie..she wantses all teh snorlgees fur herselfs.)
Teh belly is covered in hypnoticly soff straipee and spotee belly furz. A grab mai CHRG w/doi, jest in taim!
*SNORGLHE*
*splurf*
*SNORGLHE*
NE buddee elss needs teh CHRG(wdoi)?? Dey rytes heer on teh CCC. Awlso habs teh dukee tayp n rubbr swims caps wif teh flawers on dem!
I needs awl uf dem, pleez
I is tummy pat admirerer.
And i needs dat unner water breeving thingie so’s I can snorgle LONNNNGGGEERRR!
yu meen a snorgle snorkle?!
*fasepaw*
*hed desk*
GROAN!
AAAaaannn the SnorSnork goes on the CCC as rekwed…. ekip… stuff we rly rly need!
****imminent belly snorgle warning****
Kitteh not juss kyoot but koool, 2. I lubs teh wai teh kitteh’s standing flat on teh feetses.
*Happy sigh*
Fer dose hoo have not recuvvered from teh sads yet, taek gud luk at kitteh. Ifn joo still needs halp, ai have teh trippul choklit braownies wiv teh peekin nuts. Will cheer joo rite up.
*Lowers voyce and luks rown* I theenk teh braownees even help gainst teh Deementors.
There isn’t ennyfing so bad, that chokolit can’t maek a liddle better.
whenz I waz in colleadge feater, da browines wif da liddle leafez in dem madz da peepz berry happi ( eben da profesa peeps).
I neber gotz wun, deh awl goned whenz I getz der…
momcat
Itz so hard to bring too menee browneez!! Menee hav traied, but . . .
Ai member dems wif leafez in colleage! We calleded dem “wedding browniez” an bringded dem to weddingz an parteez an all kineza gadderings. Gud old daiz? Whad we cald dem — oh ai member naow — da sixtees.
momcat , wen ai waz in collij, we hads teh saym fing. Aiz awlways gots der too layt!
Teh proplim wif TAHT sort ov brownie is taht wonce u’ve eeted 1, uwanna nomanother. Anomanother. An tehn nomanother. Wen u’re done wif teh gigglin, taht is. Or sew I’ve herd…
oh H*** ai waz teh wun hoo maed dem !!! (teh browniesz taht iz)
az sum ov u mai recallz…..ai went to teh art instuitoot in San Frannysisiyco…an wun dai sumwun brotted a j**** wiff dem, an teh teecher sed ….”ai gonna stand bak heer wher teh good stuff be goin awn”
o hip fer werdz collej ….let me showz ya…..
.dey thot dey wer teh koolest hip ov awl, me, noawt so muches ,akshulally
prbly bout da same tim…
I hadz logic purrfesser whoz comz ta class on da fursty dai an sais “hey anibodi naow wherz I can get a (movable part btwnz two bones….) Iz out!
strang class but da fun!
momcat
Datz Y hoomins nawt as aggil.. adgil… um, Gracefull as deh kittehs!
Long kitten is LONG!
or iz dat: Tall kitteh is TALL?
no it’s “longcat is looooooooooooong”
fail at meme and life
awww, kitty.
yesh. hoomans ar mor clumzee den teh kittehs, but we canz also reach teh gushee food.
and yooz owr ‘posable fumbs to open it for teh lubbly kitteh.
Of corse, we alls can do it, but why would we wants to??? Lol at silly hoomans.
Baipeddul…dat jess nawt nachurel….
Impressive!
Cookies Mom is funneee…… I wants dis spotty kitteh….
I’m reminded of the scene in Final Fantasy VII were the cat-like Nanaki/Red XIII dresses up like a human to hide.
Is that when you took the disc out and tossed it out the window since FF7 blew?
Hee hee heeeee! He thought it was rather unnatural to walk on his hind legs too.
on teh udder hand…
hyoomans don lik der butts.
mebby der is sum intelijens in teh speeshes…
Butt tehn, sum hyoominz, like UDDER hyoominz butts! Deres no ‘countin fer tastes. er… taste! Sorree- dis not comings owt rite…
No, I duznt walk like dat alla tiem. I uzelly has cloaz on.
Evolving kitteh iz evolving.
erm… wuddn’t kittehs becommin moar hooman-liek be teh step bakwurds?
awl i ar sayin is, wich wud yoo rathur do - has teh naps, noms, an relaxin baffs awl dae, or go to werks?
purrsonallee, i gibs mah pets the jellus luks wen i ar leevin in teh mornin. dey doan see ‘em tho, cuz deyr awl curled up in der cozy plushee beds wif der eiz shut tite.
gasp! taipo!! i ment ov coors TEH jellus luks… pleez ascooz meh.
Yes - taht wuz sum typoe inddeed! Jumpz awt liek a soar tuhmb!
Hoo sez dey gibs up de naps an noms an baffs? Deyz evolving, not krayzee.
I can has hat?
Or pants
do naugt forgit emergency pantz!
th3 ones wif velcro???
May yoo alwayz liv in intristeeng pants!!