*Hangz hed in shayme*

In my defense, I borked a toof on Tuesday, an funneh + borked toof dont werk to gud togevver. So I is a day behind y’all an speed reedin to catch ups.

But mai new filllin (itz a big one) is still awl sparkly new, so I fitz in wit teh spangly costooms.

I pix a bad afternooon to has to werk. I can has martooni?

(xtra cheez to anywun who knows what movie that’s frum)

BTW, u do luk bery nise awl dressed up. Ummm…u mite wanna pull ur shortshortshort costume down juss a liddle on teh bottom…oops too mush dere…nao a liddle up on teh top…OK dat’s nise. This iz a fambly site, u noe.

{{{{{LCB}}}}}

Glad ur safe again.

U is rite: I has never been in a theeyater flyspot before. For some unknown reezun teh stagepaws donut allows me up there.

*scratches hed in wonder*

U has gud dotter!

Only thing that is injoored is mah dignity and mah feelings. Here I is, dressed in a sparkly tuckseedo and shortshortshort LOLkette costume wif teh top hat and hi heels, and woodchuck thinks I is a *sob* boi!

But woodchuck did provide a cooshy landing spot, so I guess I cannot beez too mad.

LCB, Fank Gudness ur a slo faller.

*checks ristwatch*

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LCB – Iz ober on teh next picshur tryin to get the Cheez Peep Reskew Teem togebber!

*pauses for bref*

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Srsly, I lol’d.

Sumware ober teh raynbow, way up….. no.

Do ai lubs u, my o my, ribber deep, mowntin h…. no.

I bleev ai can fly, ai bleev ai can tuch teh ….. mebby nawt dat wun eider.

How bowt teh feem from “Ossifer ana Gentlmun” – Lub lifts us u…… sowwy.

I is dizzy now. And still stuck! HALP!!!!

Ai gets kwait creeative.

Soooo…… lcb has bownsded awf gascat an wus last seen flyin owt teh window …. butt forchewnitly, her spangly lycra cawstoom got cawt awn teh nekkid irnin guy’s irnin bored, so enny minnit she shud….

*SPROINGGGGGGGG*

Sumbuddy better get teh CCC for gascat. Poor thing. Shudda ducked.

*climz up awn boncy fing*

ok erz wat we do….u bonce, an ai up ina ar…..

den ai bonc an U go up ina ar…..

LCB *bonce*………salleh *flyz ina ar*

salleh *bonce*………LCB *flyz ina ar*

ok ….noiaw…LCB…..u wanna try a summmerysalt wen u *flyz ina ar?*

Ai noze, ai has anotter martoonie.

wayt, whe’s comin rite at me!!! halp!!!’

(gascat is knocked over by teh sheer force lcb’s richochet)

well, at leest she’s nawt bouncin’ round teh stage ennymore.

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