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  1. kittehlurve says:

    roadrunner is reely emu?

    • kittehlurve says:

      or is taht a ostrich? 1’s bigger tahn teh nudder.

    • USAFGirl says:

      ROFL. Ceese n deesis!

    • JAJEH says:

      BEEP BEEP!

    • Hay, kittehlurve! How’s about for ur danse we does a kickline? We’ll all put on sparkly tuckseedo jackets wif tails and shortshortshort shorts to show off our leggs? O, anna tophat and hitheels of course.

      Look out, Radio City Mewsic Lol!

      • paws4thot says:

        Doez I haz 2? I haz nebbur had hiheelz.

        • I think teh mens in those big production numbers wares teh long pants wif a stripe down teh side and reggular (but sparkly) kinda shoos.

          But if u wants to, u cans ware teh hiheels. Teh Lolkettes does not diskrimminate against cross dressers.

          Only against cross low-burger givers.

          • paws4thot says:

            Iz okai dehn; I goez strypee pantz an spanglee shooz. I nawt wantz to fawl obur an spoyl teh dans.

            • Ok, that’s good. Just make sure ur shoos are tied on good and tite. U don’t wanna has one go flying off when u kick and hit someone in teh hed or other fraggile boddy partz.

              So far it’s just u and me on stage. We waits for moar dansers to fill out teh line. Meanwhile, we can just sway back and forth in teh spotlite, while teh oddience oohs and ahhhs at our sparkles.

            • pb says:

              oops … sorrie aim layte…. puff … pant … I gots the stripelish pantz and teh sporkly shooz. Ize in de line wif you guys.

              [looks round]

              naow wut?

            • I don’t knoes whare is everybuddy. They shudda beed here by now.

              Why don’t u guise lift me up so I can clime up on teh lolcatwalk over teh stage and see if I can see whare they is.

              *pb and p4t hoist lcb up, narrowly avoiding getting hurnyas*

              *lcb climes up to lolcatwalk*

              I see them! They’re all over there in teh nawty barn, gettin dressed. Wow. U can really see far from here! I must be reely hi up!

              *gulps*

              Uh-ohs. HALP!

            • gascat says:

              oh NOES!! wayre ees taht round peepul catchy fingy!!

              where r teh martoonis!!

              wayre ees eberybody!!!!!!!!

              we muss gets lolcatburglar daown!

            • Gascat! U is mah only hope. Prolly evrybuddy’s in teh next lolpic. Go gets them!

              And make sure that that’s the round peepul catchy thingy and NOT — I repeat NOT — teh tramploline that we was gonna use in our LOLkettes produkshun number.

              kthxiisuphi

            • kiwican says:

              wat u doin wai up der. LCB?

            • SJ says:

              Did sumbuddy sai martoonis? Heer, ai bort teh nekkid irnin guy an Danyull Craig to help owt wiv teh drinkies. Ooh, nice sparklies, guyz, awltho’ ai is gettin dazzled bai dat mirrur bawl wai up hai…

              Wayt, is nawt a mirrur bawl…. is lcb awn teh lolcatwalk warin seekwins – HOO LET LCB GET UP HAI???? Dis bery beeg prolm. Ai has a martooni while ai tinks of teh solewshun.

            • Oh, I’m just doing mah inkum tackses, why?

              WHUT U THINK I IS DOING UP HERE??? HALP!!elebentyeleben!

            • SJ says:

              Oh wow tehr is a big rown peepul catcher fingy rite heer awn teh stage! Seems a liddle bownseeyur dan eweshull, but ai is shoor it is okay. Jump, Lcb, Jump!!

            • gascat says:

              noes SJ!! taht muss be teh tramploline taht lcb wuz tawlkin aboot, hu had teh REAL round peepul-catchy fingy last? whoebber it wuz GET THEM IN HERE NOW!!!!!!

            • SJ says:

              Oh mai gourd, ur rite! Sowwy lcb, doan ju….. uh oh. Too laet.

              *boing*

              *boing*

            • gascat says:

              naow whut, we has lcb in her sparkly clothes bouncing around, and tehres almost nowun else here! whut we does naow?

            • How many martoonies has u hads, SJ? That is not a big round peepul catcher thingy. That is a coaster made outta sillycones. Danyull Craig and teh YNIG donut wanna gets marks on teh stage from teh martoonie glasses. Why do you think u can holds it in ur hand?

            • *doppler effekt as lcb rickashays around stage*

              H-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-L-L-L-L-L-l-l-l-l-l-p-p-p-p-p

            • gascat says:

              oh noes!! sumbunny catch her!!

              wayt, whe’s comin rite at me!!! halp!!!’

              (gascat is knocked over by teh sheer force lcb’s richochet)

              well, at leest she’s nawt bouncin’ round teh stage ennymore.

            • SJ says:

              OH NOES poor lcb, wut o wut can we do?

              Ai noze, ai has anotter martoonie.

            • gascat says:

              stawp wit teh martoonis and THINK SJ! whut CAN we do?

            • salleh says:

              LCB ! oooooh dat lukz lik teh fun……kan ai joyn u????

              *climz up awn boncy fing*

              ok erz wat we do….u bonce, an ai up ina ar…..

              den ai bonc an U go up ina ar…..

              LCB *bonce*………salleh *flyz ina ar*

              salleh *bonce*………LCB *flyz ina ar*

              ok ….noiaw…LCB…..u wanna try a summmerysalt wen u *flyz ina ar?*

            • Um, SJ? When u is done wif ur martoonies, luks up heer. Gascat borked mah bouncing, but I landed back up on teh lolcatwalk!

              Sumbuddy better get teh CCC for gascat. Poor thing. Shudda ducked.

            • SJ says:

              Ai finks mush bedder after a few martoonis….

              Ai gets kwait creeative.

              Soooo…… lcb has bownsded awf gascat an wus last seen flyin owt teh window …. butt forchewnitly, her spangly lycra cawstoom got cawt awn teh nekkid irnin guy’s irnin bored, so enny minnit she shud….

              *SPROINGGGGGGGG*

            • SJ says:

              hmm… must type faster.

            • Everything happened so fast. I was crashing into gascat, then flyin out teh winder, then on teh irnin bored, then flyin back in teh winder and landing on teh lolcatwalk.

              I is dizzy now. And still stuck! HALP!!!!

            • SJ says:

              We’s finkin hard, lcb. In teh meentim, ai sings yew a song to taek ur mind awf tings.

              Sumware ober teh raynbow, way up….. no.

              Do ai lubs u, my o my, ribber deep, mowntin h…. no.

              I bleev ai can fly, ai bleev ai can tuch teh ….. mebby nawt dat wun eider.

              How bowt teh feem from “Ossifer ana Gentlmun” – Lub lifts us u…… sowwy.

            • Maus says:

              LCB: I gess youse neber been inna theater fly space. Teh lolcatwalks has doors or ladders wear dey connex to teh walls. So jus walk, berry caerfullee, to wun ov teh walls an see if deres a liddle door or a ladder. Teh door wont be lokded cause dats a saeftee rool. If yoo don see wun, go to teh ovver wall.

            • Vry funny, SJ. Vry funny.

              Srsly, I lol’d.

            • Maus, now that I has landed in teh next picshur, thx for ur advice. Too bads I faynted befoar I could try it.

              U is rite: I has never been in a theeyater flyspot before. For some unknown reezun teh stagepaws donut allows me up there.

              *scratches hed in wonder*

            • pb says:

              Wowser. I goes to do sum werkwerk. I spets to cum back fer teh big danz numbror. Now we gots the martoonis, Daniel Craig, irnin, trampolines, spotlights, martoonies (dids I menshun teh martoonies), and lcb trappid on teh catwauk in de spangeley cawstoom.

              I pix a bad afternooon to has to werk. I can has martooni?

          • julyisthebestmonth says:

            oooh i gets in line tew! iz ok iffn i nawt tall? wants to be a LOLkette fur dis danz.

            • kittehlurve says:

              i is heer butt nawt werin hi heels! runnin shuz n jeens.

            • ambercat says:

              JITBM and KL, LukOwt! LCB is rite abuv yu, awn teh LOLcat walk! She has com ober awl faynt, form teh hite an it luks lyk shes awbowt to……

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            • ambercat says:

              Run gurls! Run! Gascat, is yu awayk yet? Ai kno LCB aksidentilly nokked yu owt wen she bownced awn yu – but Ai tink yu is coming rownd. An torkin ob “rownd” Ai has teh rownd peepul catchy tingy heer, if Ai fro it lyk a frisbee can yu catch it an balans it ober tohse silly cone coesters…..

            • Romeow says:

              Wat we hab heer is failure to nomnumicate!

              LCB – Iz ober on teh next picshur tryin to get the Cheez Peep Reskew Teem togebber!

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            • Romeow says:

              Woodchuck and I hab a plan on the next picshure that isn’t entirely based on martoonees.

              LCB, Fank Gudness ur a slo faller.

            • woodchuck says:

              Wow! LCB is fawlin heer AN on teh necks pikshur! I needs to clone maiself!

            • Is ok, guise. I has landed safely in teh next picksur.

              Only thing that is injoored is mah dignity and mah feelings. Here I is, dressed in a sparkly tuckseedo and shortshortshort LOLkette costume wif teh top hat and hi heels, and woodchuck thinks I is a *sob* boi!

              But woodchuck did provide a cooshy landing spot, so I guess I cannot beez too mad.

            • Romeow says:

              LCB, in awl fairness to Woodchuck, I waz blockin teh view until juss a milisecund befor impact. Awls well dat lands well.

              BTW, u do luk bery nise awl dressed up. Ummm…u mite wanna pull ur shortshortshort costume down juss a liddle on teh bottom…oops too mush dere…nao a liddle up on teh top…OK dat’s nise. This iz a fambly site, u noe.

              {{{{{LCB}}}}}

              Glad ur safe again.

            • Thx again, Romeow. I didn’t realize mah costoom was too revealing. I diddent means to be, um, cheeky.

            • D Marie says:

              Iz sorreh I wasn’t here – I know teh people catchy thing is mai job.

              *Hangz hed in shayme*

              In my defense, I borked a toof on Tuesday, an funneh + borked toof dont werk to gud togevver. So I is a day behind y’all an speed reedin to catch ups.

              But mai new filllin (itz a big one) is still awl sparkly new, so I fitz in wit teh spangly costooms.

    • Tessie says:

      R yu shure itz not a llama?

      (xtra cheez to anywun who knows what movie that’s frum)

  2. cSmall says:

    butt! ah don HAVE brake lites!!! tehy cant be owt!!!

  3. Maus says:

    All I can think of is that this reminds me of the ostriches en-pointe in Fantasia.

  4. Me Got another Baby to deliver…. …Doggone Stork is on vacation dis’ week

  5. LBeeeze says:

    iz owtta heer….

    yooz can kiss mah fethurs g bye !!!

  6. bunniwaz says:

    Run, Forrest, run!!

  7. lady greycat says:

    Lolstrich!

  8. meatzilla says:

    FLY AWAY E.T.! FLYYYYY!!!

  9. leaf says:

    The runner from Australia in the Pan Asian Games being escorted in to the finish…when asked how he did it, he said “Ah, no worries mate! Got a beer on ya?”

  10. leaf says:

    Headlines: “Fashion Police Escorts Runway Model”

  11. Pittypat says:

    bebbeh, u with those curves an me with no brakes -
    if i kood rearraynge teh alfabet, i wood put u and i together . . .

  12. trtskh says:

    u can hearz meh, kowalskih?

  13. WannaSmile says:

    Poor thing, it’s prolly so skerd.

  14. O noe! No throw ammo on emo emu!

    (Yes, I knoes it’s a lolstritch. Artistic license. I exercises it.)

    • pb says:

      poelees ofcer on moped: “artistic license and registration pleeze. Youz creeaything way beyonds teh speed lmits.”

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        onleee teh long arm of teh law kitteh frum yestuhdae can restoar orduh!

        kome bak long armoftehlaw kitteh, yore our emu’s hoape!

      • *Hands ossifer license and regostrtchation wif a folded-up money on top*

        Here, ossifer. I wants to be in compliance. Maybe we can take cares of it heer. In Brainerd.

        • pb says:

          Yer creative license and teh regostritchation seem tu be in teh owrders here. Least taht’s wut Mr. Franklin sez.

          [tucks fowlded monie into pawcket]

          jus makes soor in teh fewcher nawt to biolate teh ordynances bout teh puns, teh duplex entenders, an such thingies. We takes cayre of eberything. In… where wuz dat … Braynerd? Brainurd? Brainherd? dunno tihs playce.

          [vrooom. occifer drives off into sunset]

  15. zippycat says:

    Wut duz taht cop fink he’s gunna do iffen he reeches owt and akshully grabs the burd? Hang awn to it’s nek? Jump off his mowped an clim on teh LOLstrich’s bak?

    Awlso, LOLstriches run REELLY fast, liek 40mph .. is nawt sayf for him to ryde that fast and nawt luuk ware he’s goin! LOL…

    • pb says:

      plus, i fink lolstricth can kick powlees occifer into next week ifn he wans tu. maykes bunny kicks ov death luk layk widdle wuv taps.

      poelece ofershur, in dis kayse, failz.

      • SarahD says:

        Oh, yesh, u wants to heer a gross storee? Ob corse u do.

        I wurks for a meddical jurnal, an we publish articuls abowt teh ofta… offtha… eyeballz.

        Wun articul we dids a whyl back wuz abowt a ostrich farmur who wuz repaering the fence arownd teihr pen, an a ostrich caem ovur an kickdedd his faes. Teh guyz eye gawt all swollin an huge and BAMMO busted rite owt his hed.

        Srsly. True storee. Wuz very gross. I has pitchers.

        • SarahD says:

          Ackshully, teh graetest part wuz, teh writur sent us a picher of a lolstritch foot, an teh picher wuz lyk 40 inches wyd.

          Ebree wuns in a whyl, I pull it up on teh computur screen (it cuvurs teh whole ting) and go, “ehy” to mah assistunt, an he turns arownd and tehre is a GIANT LOLSTRITCH FUT.

          lulz

          I has anuthr storee lyk dat abowt a big lolspidur, but mebbe saevs dat wun for anuthur dae.

          • pb says:

            as a ofther ub de paepers sumtimes, ai happie to noe taht at leest wun uv de jernals is quipped wif de staff wut noes de lolspeak. nawt to menshun bein cheezfrens. Iz gud thing, I finks.

  16. Jessica says:

    ha ha lol thats a good one

  17. Haha I love those birds!

  18. Gober says:

    Beeg bird astonishd at new sesame street law nforsmint polisees.

    Honist officer ai didden eben noe dere was a speed limit!

  19. fancylala says:

    puhlees is gud jobs tu meet chikks

  20. Pittypat says:

    still affer dekades
    konspeerisists doubt it wuz
    Lee Harvey Ostrich

  21. Kim says:

    Yoo wanna peece uv me? I’ll leeve yoo a liddel sumthin. Awl over ur shiny bike!

  22. AlehKitteh says:

    I gots story about lolstritch.
    Wen mah dotter was ’bout 3, we went 2 zoo to see animalcules. We was sooooooo late. So I putted her on my sholders and ran to first enclosure–the lolstriches. De BIG DADDY osterich thought we was invading osterich (no lol for him!) and pooffed up all his feathers and flap his wingers and wave hees head like eggcited snake and hissed reel loud. He ran up at us sooooooo fast. He 9 foots tall, has beeg, hard feets and MAD–I reely glad for beeeg fence. It was SUMPIN’
    I tryed again later, different month, same thing. Osterich look at us like “Who you? big deal” and goed back to stalking around lady lolstrich.
    So I not think this osterich skeered. They akct funny when dey skeered or angry or enyting. An they BEEG.
    Same dotter tell me about ICHC. Yay dotter!!!

  23. good old whatshername says:

    Mother of God, is this the end of Emu?

  24. Nurf says:

    Dis wuz totalee best wun on teh voting payge fur dis pic!! I luffs wen dat happns, speshly cuz lots uv reepeet joeks been on dere laytely – voting payge not as gud n e moar. I tinx, n e way. But dis wun maykes meh lafffff!!!

  25. KickahaOta says:

    That’s the wrong technique.
    Officer must get a lance
    and strike from above.

    /Joust ftw

  26. insanityinside says:

    iz dis teh Loldrunner?

  27. salleh says:

    feetz dont falye me noaw !

  28. AlehKitteh says:

    I havingz hard tyme. I rite stuff, peeps pai me some tymes. Kitteh Talk keep crawlin in. Is funz, but…….
    I feelz like osterik in moto cicle paradez. Sigh.

  29. Fuzzie says:

    Hai os the dancing still on i got my strpy panst and slpocky shoehs

  30. Duz neboddy NO where dis pic frum? Iz curious.

  31. mikel says:

    Ostrich J Simpson is lukin for teh motaway onramp

  32. flameflower says:

    %#!@ It’s Birdzirra! Must protect Tokyo!

  33. cindersqueak says:

    not even if i fallz ovar!

  34. Lola Moon says:

    sumwun needz 2 do one of these w/ chuck norris face liek teh mt. doo comershal…wuld be teh soo cools

  35. Copah says:

    two feet are quicker than two wheels


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