eye feels teh pleshure of Ceiling Burd wehn I runs….

Ai can feel teh pleshure ov Nigel Havers …? … *cough* … mebbe nawt …

Ok, that’s good. Just make sure ur shoos are tied on good and tite. U don’t wanna has one go flying off when u kick and hit someone in teh hed or other fraggile boddy partz.

So far it’s just u and me on stage. We waits for moar dansers to fill out teh line. Meanwhile, we can just sway back and forth in teh spotlite, while teh oddience oohs and ahhhs at our sparkles.

oops … sorrie aim layte…. puff … pant … I gots the stripelish pantz and teh sporkly shooz. Ize in de line wif you guys.

[looks round]

naow wut?

I don’t knoes whare is everybuddy. They shudda beed here by now.

Why don’t u guise lift me up so I can clime up on teh lolcatwalk over teh stage and see if I can see whare they is.

*pb and p4t hoist lcb up, narrowly avoiding getting hurnyas*

*lcb climes up to lolcatwalk*

I see them! They’re all over there in teh nawty barn, gettin dressed. Wow. U can really see far from here! I must be reely hi up!

*gulps*

Uh-ohs. HALP!

oh NOES!! wayre ees taht round peepul catchy fingy!!

where r teh martoonis!!

wayre ees eberybody!!!!!!!!

we muss gets lolcatburglar daown!

Gascat! U is mah only hope. Prolly evrybuddy’s in teh next lolpic. Go gets them!

And make sure that that’s the round peepul catchy thingy and NOT — I repeat NOT — teh tramploline that we was gonna use in our LOLkettes produkshun number.

kthxiisuphi

wat u doin wai up der. LCB?

Did sumbuddy sai martoonis? Heer, ai bort teh nekkid irnin guy an Danyull Craig to help owt wiv teh drinkies. Ooh, nice sparklies, guyz, awltho’ ai is gettin dazzled bai dat mirrur bawl wai up hai…

Wayt, is nawt a mirrur bawl…. is lcb awn teh lolcatwalk warin seekwins - HOO LET LCB GET UP HAI???? Dis bery beeg prolm. Ai has a martooni while ai tinks of teh solewshun.

Oh, I’m just doing mah inkum tackses, why?

WHUT U THINK I IS DOING UP HERE??? HALP!!elebentyeleben!

Oh wow tehr is a big rown peepul catcher fingy rite heer awn teh stage! Seems a liddle bownseeyur dan eweshull, but ai is shoor it is okay. Jump, Lcb, Jump!!

noes SJ!! taht muss be teh tramploline taht lcb wuz tawlkin aboot, hu had teh REAL round peepul-catchy fingy last? whoebber it wuz GET THEM IN HERE NOW!!!!!!

Oh mai gourd, ur rite! Sowwy lcb, doan ju….. uh oh. Too laet.

*boing*

*boing*

naow whut, we has lcb in her sparkly clothes bouncing around, and tehres almost nowun else here! whut we does naow?

How many martoonies has u hads, SJ? That is not a big round peepul catcher thingy. That is a coaster made outta sillycones. Danyull Craig and teh YNIG donut wanna gets marks on teh stage from teh martoonie glasses. Why do you think u can holds it in ur hand?

*doppler effekt as lcb rickashays around stage*

H-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-L-L-L-L-L-l-l-l-l-l-p-p-p-p-p

oh noes!! sumbunny catch her!!

wayt, whe’s comin rite at me!!! halp!!!’

(gascat is knocked over by teh sheer force lcb’s richochet)

well, at leest she’s nawt bouncin’ round teh stage ennymore.

OH NOES poor lcb, wut o wut can we do?

Ai noze, ai has anotter martoonie.

stawp wit teh martoonis and THINK SJ! whut CAN we do?

LCB ! oooooh dat lukz lik teh fun……kan ai joyn u????

*climz up awn boncy fing*

ok erz wat we do….u bonce, an ai up ina ar…..

den ai bonc an U go up ina ar…..

LCB *bonce*………salleh *flyz ina ar*

salleh *bonce*………LCB *flyz ina ar*

ok ….noiaw…LCB…..u wanna try a summmerysalt wen u *flyz ina ar?*

Um, SJ? When u is done wif ur martoonies, luks up heer. Gascat borked mah bouncing, but I landed back up on teh lolcatwalk!

Sumbuddy better get teh CCC for gascat. Poor thing. Shudda ducked.

Ai finks mush bedder after a few martoonis….

Ai gets kwait creeative.

Soooo…… lcb has bownsded awf gascat an wus last seen flyin owt teh window …. butt forchewnitly, her spangly lycra cawstoom got cawt awn teh nekkid irnin guy’s irnin bored, so enny minnit she shud….

*SPROINGGGGGGGG*

hmm… must type faster.

Everything happened so fast. I was crashing into gascat, then flyin out teh winder, then on teh irnin bored, then flyin back in teh winder and landing on teh lolcatwalk.

I is dizzy now. And still stuck! HALP!!!!

We’s finkin hard, lcb. In teh meentim, ai sings yew a song to taek ur mind awf tings.

Sumware ober teh raynbow, way up….. no.

Do ai lubs u, my o my, ribber deep, mowntin h…. no.

I bleev ai can fly, ai bleev ai can tuch teh ….. mebby nawt dat wun eider.

How bowt teh feem from “Ossifer ana Gentlmun” - Lub lifts us u…… sowwy.

LCB: I gess youse neber been inna theater fly space. Teh lolcatwalks has doors or ladders wear dey connex to teh walls. So jus walk, berry caerfullee, to wun ov teh walls an see if deres a liddle door or a ladder. Teh door wont be lokded cause dats a saeftee rool. If yoo don see wun, go to teh ovver wall.

Vry funny, SJ. Vry funny.

Srsly, I lol’d.

Maus, now that I has landed in teh next picshur, thx for ur advice. Too bads I faynted befoar I could try it.

U is rite: I has never been in a theeyater flyspot before. For some unknown reezun teh stagepaws donut allows me up there.

*scratches hed in wonder*

Wowser. I goes to do sum werkwerk. I spets to cum back fer teh big danz numbror. Now we gots the martoonis, Daniel Craig, irnin, trampolines, spotlights, martoonies (dids I menshun teh martoonies), and lcb trappid on teh catwauk in de spangeley cawstoom.

I pix a bad afternooon to has to werk. I can has martooni?

i is heer butt nawt werin hi heels! runnin shuz n jeens.

JITBM and KL, LukOwt! LCB is rite abuv yu, awn teh LOLcat walk! She has com ober awl faynt, form teh hite an it luks lyk shes awbowt to……

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Run gurls! Run! Gascat, is yu awayk yet? Ai kno LCB aksidentilly nokked yu owt wen she bownced awn yu - but Ai tink yu is coming rownd. An torkin ob “rownd” Ai has teh rownd peepul catchy tingy heer, if Ai fro it lyk a frisbee can yu catch it an balans it ober tohse silly cone coesters…..

Wat we hab heer is failure to nomnumicate!

LCB - Iz ober on teh next picshur tryin to get the Cheez Peep Reskew Teem togebber!

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Woodchuck and I hab a plan on the next picshure that isn’t entirely based on martoonees.

LCB, Fank Gudness ur a slo faller.

Wow! LCB is fawlin heer AN on teh necks pikshur! I needs to clone maiself!

Is ok, guise. I has landed safely in teh next picksur.

Only thing that is injoored is mah dignity and mah feelings. Here I is, dressed in a sparkly tuckseedo and shortshortshort LOLkette costume wif teh top hat and hi heels, and woodchuck thinks I is a *sob* boi!

But woodchuck did provide a cooshy landing spot, so I guess I cannot beez too mad.

LCB, in awl fairness to Woodchuck, I waz blockin teh view until juss a milisecund befor impact. Awls well dat lands well.

BTW, u do luk bery nise awl dressed up. Ummm…u mite wanna pull ur shortshortshort costume down juss a liddle on teh bottom…oops too mush dere…nao a liddle up on teh top…OK dat’s nise. This iz a fambly site, u noe.

{{{{{LCB}}}}}

Glad ur safe again.

Thx again, Romeow. I didn’t realize mah costoom was too revealing. I diddent means to be, um, cheeky.

Iz sorreh I wasn’t here - I know teh people catchy thing is mai job.

*Hangz hed in shayme*

In my defense, I borked a toof on Tuesday, an funneh + borked toof dont werk to gud togevver. So I is a day behind y’all an speed reedin to catch ups.

But mai new filllin (itz a big one) is still awl sparkly new, so I fitz in wit teh spangly costooms.