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OMG pandas! We lurvs teh pandas of teh china. sooo cute.
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Pandamonium!!!!!
Not onlee nawt-sekkund, but a HILARYEEYUS nawt-sekkund! Koodohs 2 u, Cookie’s Hyooman!
I sekkund teh Hilaryeeeyus! Wish I’d thawt ov that. (An cum nawt-sekkund, 2 ov corse).
PandaNOMium!
PandaNomiNom!
pandalolium
silly – pandaloleum is put on da floor an u walks on it.
i kan has pandanoleum fur kitchin?
i finked pandaloleum like u put nikel for moosik cept you put panda. Or bayme pandaloleum is moosik maed wiv panz.
Sens tehys teh Chineesh pandahs, tehys giffs u berry berry orgyniced Nawt Sikond dans. Wid lots uv teh koreeogg-grafee an fansee tyming.
I r recit po- poe – rhymie ting
In teh montins ul find me
sitin near a bambooo tre
ull laug 2 such a funie site
Iz onli dres in mono- monochr – monochorma- black n wite
lol stolen from a beanie baby
Amazingly funnknee under preshure…guess U are teh expert naugt-anything but #won cheezpeep.
wow- I be blushin’.
hy, u steel frum kung-fou pandah! playjuresum!
can you play with pandas? or are they like regular bears?
i’d like to think they are nice
They are regular bears, albeit smaller ones, but still wild animals.
I din’t fink pandas ar akshual bears. I knoe thay hab lawng claws tho, soe I wudn’t want to get tew close. Dey look kyoot and sweet, but day ar definootlee wyld aminamals.
They’ve (relatively) recently been found to be actual bears. For a long time, they were thought to be part of the racoon family.
Technically, they’re classified as carnivores, even though they only eat shoots and leaves. That’s why they have to spend so much time eating, and why they don’t hibernate–they can’t afford it in terms of calories.
Dey eats, shoots, den leaves? Dey gots guns?
Eats, shoots and leaves?
shoot!!! Dey eats leeves???
well, udder den their cute suxing ur sole out, i r assuming dey r teh gentles coz bamboo dont put up fitez.
Uh, noes. Am a bit wary ov bein the wun to say this, but they’ve accshullly been filmed in teh whiled eatings the littul animules, leik teh odder bares. Advertisn teh programme was pandar in front of bamboo skreen, capshun “And that’s nawt awl he eets!” Big shock.
K, let’s pass obber that wun. New capshun for picshur at tawp; “Deeliveree frawm Bamboo Kitshen!”
I juss seed on TV todai that there’s a place in Chyna ware u can hug a panda for $140.00.
Teh woman said that they juss plunked this panda in her lap. He waz faced awai frum her, and she cud rub hims bellee and snorgle hims neck.
OMG, I SO wanna do dat! Bestest bare hug eber.
Mee 2! I wantz 2 hugga panda and swim wif teh dolfins… (But not 2 swimz wif teh fisshuz) We culd go togezzer if yu wanna. Mebee sked.. sched.. Sets up a cheezfrenz trip.
an der’z a Meerkat rescue plaise just oawstside of Plam Springs…. you can donate $100, and you are now a frend of the meerkats..and you can den makes an appoyntmint to go ona weekend and u can go in teh nise enclosures dey hav dere….u an 3 frenz an spen a cupple ov hours ders…
ai found teh plase by googling Meerkats….
ai fink dat’s a heeluava deel…
Meerkats? Ennybuddeh close to Plam Springs? Iz in AZ, so onwee bout 3 – 4 hours awai.
Ennybuddeeh wanna go?
Srsly.
They r closed fur Meerkats Jan and Feb – too cold.
Teh Meerkats r inside wif teh heat lamps.
Ai am nawt eggsacktlee close to Plam Springz, but ai doo haz frenz hoo live there. I usuallee goe once a yeer to visit. Maybee a groop cud com an we cud awl go see teh Meerkats? Wudden’t taht bee fun?
oh let’s do !!!!an cause dey rnt open fur a cuppalla monffz…givz us time to setz it up !!
oooo,, i lubs me sum meercats, 2!! Dey is teh cyootist ittle kreechairs! Wood lub to go wif Cheezfrens!
I sponsors dis woof named Ayla at dis place:
http://www.wolfpark.org
Yous can actually go meet yous woof, but I hasn’t done it yet. Some woofs they don’t let you meet, cause they’s not so good wif teh hoomans, but mees Ayla is very nice woof and they let yous meet her and pet her and stuff. Ebry year dey has where you can buys yous woof a punkin wif treats in it for Halloween.
OK! Letz GO!
Gotta b careful wen swimmin wif teh dolfins, cuz teh captive ones lib short libes cuz ov too much contact wif humans. There iz sumplace ware teh dolfins r wild, an they cum in close to see teh peeps – dats teh ones I wanna see.
We can dans wif teh fishees instead ov swim wif teh fishees!
Yup!!! Ai ike dis bedder.. Iz mor helthee 4 teh critters. An ai lubs 2 dans dans dans..
(Ai dont swim 2 gud aneeway)
Dey is more closely related to rakoons den bears an dem fiesty liek rakoons.
aktually, resent gennetik reeserch sez pandas r clozer 2 teh bayrs.
Laik eny wyld nanimul, teh panda kan b fiestee an tey haz strogn bite an charp clawz. Teh zoo ai yoosed 2 work at had a panda in teh 1950s – teh zookepr got hiz arm schomppd bai teh panda an lozt mozt ub it.
Iz liek goggeh with pointee endz!
acually, pandas are more closely related to racoonz than bearz.
Lookat all da ickle pandaz!!
Don moov! we looks fer contak!
Wee haz manee nomz!
whut issyer nom-day-plume?
I haz nom ideeyuh whut u tawking aboutz.
der wuz a pancaek on ma hed, buts i nommed it.
I can haz sudonomz?
we can has a bamboo?
Iz nootrishus?
or deelichus?
it has a flavor
troll-like burger voting detected
Trolls r jus unhappee kreechurs n have no parade of dere own so try to rain on sumone elses.. I’ll be going to bed now anyway… G’ Night
2 put tihs sentimint in baysik lolspeek, we sai 2 trollz:
Mai parade. Let me show U it.
Ur clowd. DO NOT WANT!
/wiv apologeez 2 Barbra/
oh boi dis da randy um lvt……..
iz smak u likz a liddl fli lvt….. but den i haz two kleen up da mess n I awlredi doni dat…
momcat
life at teh farm wud nevar bee teh same….
not ebberyfing so black an whyte !!
sumetimes there’s graze!
Moooaaannn… *giggle*
Grrrrrooooooannnnn.
EVERYBUDDEE! don move, my contacts are somewhere nearby…
*Sigh* Wei Wei goes glam on us w her bamboo green contacts, and now we gotta help her look for them…
Wuts black n whyte n redd all obber????
a sun-burnt Zeebra?
Yup!!!!
a newspaper writen by pandas?
Yup!!!
a comyounist panda?
an embearassed penguin?
a skunk with catsup?
a tuxie kitteh covered wiff kool-ayd?
sheet musick?
Yup!!! ( X 5 ) [skwared]
Den dere’s teh imbareassed panda…
An teh blooshing zebra.
a nun when her dress flew up
a pen and ink drawring wif red crayon skribbled all obber it?
a orca in a red skin-diver soot?
a nun wearing a souper man kape?
An enraged Holstein?
vanilla and lickorish icey cream wif strawberry topping?
pleh!!!
a term-paper wif menny correktions frum teacher?
a dalmation covered wif tomatoe-joose?
Marcel Marceau after he steped into a bukkit ob redd paynt.
well, I fink dat’s about all, least wayz frum me..it was fun while it lasted–I go to bed now, hope you liked it.
a pregnant nun!
I did I did – I reely did!! Nite nite… Sweet dreemz n happee face in teh moarning.
a skunk with diapah rash?
A bat wif lesions? A nun wif a speer thru her hed?
Okay now you’re beginning to freak me out
EEEEwwwww… Yukkies!
hei, I din maek dees up maislef! I no taak credit – go reeds Sluggy Freelance.
dees joeks are frum comic Aug 8, 1999.
WORNING!1!! dis iz VARY LONG WEBCOMIX! srsly, iz been running ILEVUN YEARS, DAYLY! will taak u wiiks tu strt frum begngnin tu ktach ups!
too nuns ina chaynsa fite?
teh neu york tymes?
(KIDDING! kidding.)
T3h Panduh Plantz arz
in blume! Drawpeeng Panduhz pawdz
2 growz beeg andz strawng
Panduhz arz kynda
lyke Kittehz. Curree~uss andz
awffunn tymez, layzee
Bebbeh Panduh lyfe
iz verreh kush gig! Kikkz bakk,
nawwz bammboo adnz napz
Jack.
i can has panda farm!!?!
Tehy culd also haz martooni n chips???
Nom nom nom sez teh kittehs also.
an teh panda sez, “chomp, chomp, chomp”
Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Mushroom Mushroom
GAAAHH ear worm! DO NOT WANT!!
CAGE! It’s a cage. Ahhhhh it’s a cage.
heres’ a Badger, there’s a Badger, an anodder little Badger, fuzzy Badger, funny Badger, Badjer, Badger, Duck.
(i writed my ‘llamaish’ commint beelow at teh same time as yU did–GMTA!)
heres a llama theres a llama and another little llama funny llama fuzzy llama llama duck!!!
mai cloan, let me sho u him…….and him…….and him………and him………….
hear’s a panda, their’s a panda, and anodder liddle panda, fuzzy panda, funny panda, panda, panda duck!
they from China duz dat meanz dey fragile and bweak easy too?
an R made inna sweat chop?
Fragile…mus be Eyetalyun…
who wantz tuh knowz? I italyen ya!
R dey Coun… conntr…contfr… FAKE?
I spendz too mutch munny n time on ebay.
Aw… They’re like an adorable little army of DOOM. XD
I’s fo wun, welcum ours new pandas oberlords.
Dave – ai’ve been gone fur a while – ai luvs yur name. Yoo reelee did it.! Ai kwite literallee went *gasp* wehn ai saw this. Just luking at this maeks mee smile!
Yes I dood it!
I hope u bot Dr. Tinycat sum scrubs dat fit.
i tells yu, i is seyin evah sinse i saw all dose bebbeh pandas as how dey is takin ovah teh worldz. now dey is biggah and so is takin ovah even moar worldz. we iz doomed. but we is enjoyin our doomz! is cuterest doomz evah!
they hassin chow down instedz of chow mein
Eight pandas
ate their dinner
at 8:00 (east coast time)
eight hungree pandaz
aet tehre dinnuh togevver
at 8 eest coast tyme
(i maded you a haykoo, tribble!)
they look lyke they R preying…I wunner if dey’re awl facing Mecca?
Uhh, I tink yoo meen “praying.”
Unless u iz a bamboo.
if so, panda’s prayers have ben answered.
They doan ask fur mush.
no…. dey ask fur bamboo…… (nawt ‘mush’…. dat wood be mush PLEH.)
Mai rimshot – let mee show u eet….
*giggles and runs away*
Taaaah Daaahh!!! Well dun!!
nominating committee haz conveened
an fyi – there is no group name for pandas since they are solitary animals. so this pix is an atypical social behavior. interesting.
Umm…. mebee not…
Annyluvsprintie haz dun the reeserch.. tehn ordered caree out.
Any leff??
Oops agin… tihs wus sposed to go to Woodchucks kommint!
I doan fink so, but ai’s still got sum ov teh trippul choklik wiv peekin nutz braownies (for treetin teh sads, preventin them oar juss njoyin).
Tank yew berry much. Furs time ai like sumone 2 sez ” nutz to mee!”
Spechully trippul choklik.
Yummm
dese guise r teh cyute…….an a plethora ov pandaz r wwwaaaay cyute…..
but has u guise evver seed teh red pands ????????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=occw_8sSao4
WARNIN !!!!!OOOOOGA OOOOGA OOOOGA !!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!
U mustest ware ur CHRG wen u go see dese guise……..dey r bout teh cyutest aminal (odder dan kittehz ) awn teh planet…..
oh yez, ai must segund dat. red pandas totalalalalalalalay insanely wif teh cyoot. CHRG be eb-soludely e-senshul.
Wii haf teh Red Panda at oar Zoo…. he is teh KYOOT!!! Iz wun uv mai faborites at teh Zoo! U luk at himz an awl u kin say is ‘AWWWWW!’ Between himz an teh Fennik Fawx….. caushun! ’splort’ warnnin!!
*puts awn CHRG(wdoi) an clicks UToob lynk*
UUHHMMM/…..no cop frum utube …..
heer tri diz wun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV8SU2D9tg
oar…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO3WQNh_9cE&NR=1
Dey are kyute asCrizzmus!!! If url dont werk rite.. Jus type in ‘red panda’ and all kindz ub pandas popz…
do wants!!!
r dese aksully pandas, or r dey somefing else dats jus called a panda?
no dey rreely pandas…..dey r littler dan the Giant panda , but frum saym fambl.///an r from himalayyaz….datzhi dey has a thikest cote….
I was so taken bese liddel guise ai wood go luk at dem evveri dai…..anifn u go bak to utube…clik awn the wun wiff teh Japaes gurl der’s wun iff 7 miutes…an dat’s teh furst wun ai foound awn cute amninal site….ai hav watcheded taht wun eventy 75 tymes….
a dey r bammbooo eeterz too…
from: http://www.animaldiversity.ummz.umich.edu/site/accounts/information/Ailurus_fulgens.html
Quote: Red pandas have been a taxonomic enigma, their placement in a carnivoran family has been enormously controversial. They were originally placed in the family Procyonidae because of similarities in teeth, skull, ringed tail, and other morphological characteristics. They were then placed in the family Ursidae because of similarities in DNA. However, unlike other members of these two families, Ailurus fulgens has an Asiatic origin and has never migrated to the new world. Red pandas are considered members of their own family, Ailuridae, based on new molecular systematics research. (Morris 1965, Glatston 1994, Wilson and Reeder 1993) (Flynn et al., 2005)
pretty cool website…. if teh linkyfing duzzint wurk, tayk the ‘www’ orf an trai wif jus h t t p :
Hi 3heathens……about that qwote….uh whut ???? can u translate u me ?????
n a az jest ovfer lukin at dem agin…cauce ai fink dey r teh cuyte..an ai notised…teh Giant pandaz r cyut, but dey awl luks reely reelly alik……an teh red pandaz…..dey alluk muches more differmintz…..differmin shaedz ov red an der fases….der markinz dey are very distinkt…sum ov dem hasteh bery whyte fasre…odderz noawt so much….
Hey Salleh!
It means that, at first, they were put in the Carnivore class with Raccoons…. then, switched to ‘Ursidae’ – bear.
BUT – then, they decided that they were different enough from both to be give their own family, genus and species.
So – not really related to either the raccoon OR the panda! Somewhat like panda, but in their own ‘family’.
well ai don noes dat tehy’re in a class awl der awn as far as teh cyute…
wun ov dose clipz frum utube…shows a growed up red panda standin up, an he “wavin “at teh crowd (off camera) an he wavez himz much liddler armz jest lik a BIG bare….so adornuble….
ai wantz wun ov dose……
Yup, ai lurvs teh Red Panda! So kyoot! Wii habs 3 oar 4 at St Louis Zoo – wii allus go see dem fursty, den pasted dem tu teh pengwins!
Ai fownd teh utube clip – verry kyoot an teh funneh! hadda hab mai CHRG(wdoi)!!
Well it’s a pandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapanda MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
first post…don’t quite have the lingo down yet…anyways….i thought teh pandas were engangrd or somethin, sure dun looks liek it here.
Sihg…. Lurv pandas… Watched Hua Mei grow up on Pandacam http://www.sandiegozoo.org/zoo/ex_panda_station.html
Sad wen she goed to China, but at Wolong, she had twins sevral tiemz!!!! Da furstee twins dis yeer wuz hers!
An her mom Bai Yun, she kin has increase populashun awl by herseff (well, wiff hep frum a fyoo mayls….) Evree 2 yeers, pop! Anudder lil cubbee joyns da whirled, an Bai Yun teks BESTEST care uv da bebes! She da bestes panda mom evar!!!
Ai hab seen manee speshuls on teh panda sanchooairy on teh mowntain tops in Chyna. Teh seyentists ar sooo deddikated to teh prezerbashun. Thanks 4 teh info an teh link. Yeahhh Hua Mei. Bedder her than me to hab manee twins!!
Mebbe Hua Mei spendz tyme out in nawty barn, getz in teh mood fur lurve… she haz a hansum yung panda doin her ironin n servin panda martoonies in teh barn!
MaNomiNom
do dooo do doodoo
MaNomiNom
do do do do!
SarahD.. Wut has yu dun to meh?? Ai will naow bee heerin taht song in mai hed for a week…
Heers your punnishmint…
Heers moar punnishmint approp… aproop … moar sootible to the panda lolpic
Heers anudder punnishmint. Moar appro… apropp… fittin for teh panda lolpic
Take dis!!
Heers moar punnishment. dis one most apro… approp.. fittin to teh panda lolpic.
Take dis!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE246RfrG58&feature=related
OMG WURLDZ COLIYDING
Didz u ever C a pandy kiss a pandy on teh pandy?
SarahD – I’ll see yur ‘Mahna Mahna’ an raiz u a ‘Mimi’….
roflllll!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCayacFcCX4&feature=related
dis iz teh bestest version of dat partikuler tune i’ve herd…couse, i haz crush on teh drummer.
panda sez, ‘hai! how u kno mah name iz nom nom?!”
liek we needid moar proof – nuffin beets a gud chineez buffet.
Kwyute pandemic.
Hurrah!!! I got all caughted up on my reedin…
An my toof feels mostly betterer, an I had homemade puddin for dinner.
Man, miss one evenin on ICHC, and you can hardly catch back up!
O Hai! Guys!
And, night night.
Hai D Marie. homemade puddin sounds delishus! Choklit?? ai’ve been goan fur two days – feelz liek almoast 2 weeks!!
An ai go nite nite soon, too.
JCH4K, how wuz teh Traviata in teh Windy Sitty? Habent hurd ennyfing abowt it.
OMG teh pandaz!
Panda sneezis!
The new environmentally friendly lawnmowers
So cute! Can I tickle it?
Soooooooooo many pandaaaaaaaaaaas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want one for me (or maybe two…. or three…)
=)
Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda
Bamboo, bamboo!
Panda Panda Panda…
MORE PANDAS PLZ
Jyunt raccoon or
Smawl baer; hoo knoes wut pandas
R? Eksept most rayr.
Sounds EXACTLY like the little baby monsters from Cloverfield. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. LET’S TAKE OVER NEW YORK! NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Nu Yoark, it haz a flavor
NOM NOM NOM
is it me, or is there a 2-headed panda in this pic?
both!
is dey eatin da grass or eatin da food?
me no knows what make dis so asome….but dis soooooo AWSOME!!!!!
LOL.
The fact that i love pandas..
That was freakin funny.
XDDD NOM NOM NOM NOM
kitteh?
no.
whisker?
nope.
lolcat?
uh-uh.
cheezburger?!
yesssssssssss!
Babies pandas in da snow
ALL THE PANDAS
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMJ
AOII!!!
Alpha Omicron Pi!!!
Actually, I hate to say it, but I’m not sure I get this pic… Can someone explain it to me? Thanks
“nom nom nom” is teh sownd u make wen u eet
and teh pandas go and nom teh grass
oops i meen deir food in teh pans
PANDALOLNEUM!
its a panda hord! wrun fur yur liiiiiiiaaaaavs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!