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OMG pandas! We lurvs teh pandas of teh china. sooo cute.
picture: The Economist. lol caption: Darin Kamnetz
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Pandamonium!!!!!
Not onlee nawt-sekkund, but a HILARYEEYUS nawt-sekkund! Koodohs 2 u, Cookie’s Hyooman!
I sekkund teh Hilaryeeeyus! Wish I’d thawt ov that. (An cum nawt-sekkund, 2 ov corse).
PandaNOMium!
PandaNomiNom!
pandalolium
silly - pandaloleum is put on da floor an u walks on it.
i kan has pandanoleum fur kitchin?
Sens tehys teh Chineesh pandahs, tehys giffs u berry berry orgyniced Nawt Sikond dans. Wid lots uv teh koreeogg-grafee an fansee tyming.
I r recit po- poe - rhymie ting
In teh montins ul find me
sitin near a bambooo tre
ull laug 2 such a funie site
Iz onli dres in mono- monochr - monochorma- black n wite
lol stolen from a beanie baby
Amazingly funnknee under preshure…guess U are teh expert naugt-anything but #won cheezpeep.
wow- I be blushin’.
hy, u steel frum kung-fou pandah! playjuresum!
can you play with pandas? or are they like regular bears?
i’d like to think they are nice
They are regular bears, albeit smaller ones, but still wild animals.
I din’t fink pandas ar akshual bears. I knoe thay hab lawng claws tho, soe I wudn’t want to get tew close. Dey look kyoot and sweet, but day ar definootlee wyld aminamals.
They’ve (relatively) recently been found to be actual bears. For a long time, they were thought to be part of the racoon family.
Technically, they’re classified as carnivores, even though they only eat shoots and leaves. That’s why they have to spend so much time eating, and why they don’t hibernate–they can’t afford it in terms of calories.
Dey eats, shoots, den leaves? Dey gots guns?
Eats, shoots and leaves?
shoot!!! Dey eats leeves???
well, udder den their cute suxing ur sole out, i r assuming dey r teh gentles coz bamboo dont put up fitez.
Uh, noes. Am a bit wary ov bein the wun to say this, but they’ve accshullly been filmed in teh whiled eatings the littul animules, leik teh odder bares. Advertisn teh programme was pandar in front of bamboo skreen, capshun “And that’s nawt awl he eets!” Big shock.
K, let’s pass obber that wun. New capshun for picshur at tawp; “Deeliveree frawm Bamboo Kitshen!”
I juss seed on TV todai that there’s a place in Chyna ware u can hug a panda for $140.00.
Teh woman said that they juss plunked this panda in her lap. He waz faced awai frum her, and she cud rub hims bellee and snorgle hims neck.
OMG, I SO wanna do dat! Bestest bare hug eber.
Mee 2! I wantz 2 hugga panda and swim wif teh dolfins… (But not 2 swimz wif teh fisshuz) We culd go togezzer if yu wanna. Mebee sked.. sched.. Sets up a cheezfrenz trip.
an der’z a Meerkat rescue plaise just oawstside of Plam Springs…. you can donate $100, and you are now a frend of the meerkats..and you can den makes an appoyntmint to go ona weekend and u can go in teh nise enclosures dey hav dere….u an 3 frenz an spen a cupple ov hours ders…
ai found teh plase by googling Meerkats….
ai fink dat’s a heeluava deel…
Meerkats? Ennybuddeh close to Plam Springs? Iz in AZ, so onwee bout 3 - 4 hours awai.
Ennybuddeeh wanna go?
Srsly.
They r closed fur Meerkats Jan and Feb - too cold.
Teh Meerkats r inside wif teh heat lamps.
Ai am nawt eggsacktlee close to Plam Springz, but ai doo haz frenz hoo live there. I usuallee goe once a yeer to visit. Maybee a groop cud com an we cud awl go see teh Meerkats? Wudden’t taht bee fun?
oh let’s do !!!!an cause dey rnt open fur a cuppalla monffz…givz us time to setz it up !!
oooo,, i lubs me sum meercats, 2!! Dey is teh cyootist ittle kreechairs! Wood lub to go wif Cheezfrens!
I sponsors dis woof named Ayla at dis place:
http://www.wolfpark.org
Yous can actually go meet yous woof, but I hasn’t done it yet. Some woofs they don’t let you meet, cause they’s not so good wif teh hoomans, but mees Ayla is very nice woof and they let yous meet her and pet her and stuff. Ebry year dey has where you can buys yous woof a punkin wif treats in it for Halloween.
OK! Letz GO!
Gotta b careful wen swimmin wif teh dolfins, cuz teh captive ones lib short libes cuz ov too much contact wif humans. There iz sumplace ware teh dolfins r wild, an they cum in close to see teh peeps - dats teh ones I wanna see.
We can dans wif teh fishees instead ov swim wif teh fishees!
Yup!!! Ai ike dis bedder.. Iz mor helthee 4 teh critters. An ai lubs 2 dans dans dans..
(Ai dont swim 2 gud aneeway)
Dey is more closely related to rakoons den bears an dem fiesty liek rakoons.
aktually, resent gennetik reeserch sez pandas r clozer 2 teh bayrs.
Laik eny wyld nanimul, teh panda kan b fiestee an tey haz strogn bite an charp clawz. Teh zoo ai yoosed 2 work at had a panda in teh 1950s - teh zookepr got hiz arm schomppd bai teh panda an lozt mozt ub it.
Iz liek goggeh with pointee endz!
acually, pandas are more closely related to racoonz than bearz.
Lookat all da ickle pandaz!!
Don moov! we looks fer contak!
Wee haz manee nomz!
whut issyer nom-day-plume?
I haz nom ideeyuh whut u tawking aboutz.
der wuz a pancaek on ma hed, buts i nommed it.
I can haz sudonomz?
we can has a bamboo?
Iz nootrishus?
or deelichus?
it has a flavor
troll-like burger voting detected
Trolls r jus unhappee kreechurs n have no parade of dere own so try to rain on sumone elses.. I’ll be going to bed now anyway… G’ Night
2 put tihs sentimint in baysik lolspeek, we sai 2 trollz:
Mai parade. Let me show U it.
Ur clowd. DO NOT WANT!
/wiv apologeez 2 Barbra/
oh boi dis da randy um lvt……..
iz smak u likz a liddl fli lvt….. but den i haz two kleen up da mess n I awlredi doni dat…
momcat
life at teh farm wud nevar bee teh same….
not ebberyfing so black an whyte !!
sumetimes there’s graze!
Moooaaannn… *giggle*
Grrrrrooooooannnnn.
EVERYBUDDEE! don move, my contacts are somewhere nearby…
*Sigh* Wei Wei goes glam on us w her bamboo green contacts, and now we gotta help her look for them…
Wuts black n whyte n redd all obber????
a sun-burnt Zeebra?
Yup!!!!
a newspaper writen by pandas?
Yup!!!
a comyounist panda?
an embearassed penguin?
a skunk with catsup?