Ebreeting SJ sez is tru. I nawt menshon “Highland Park”, cos ah tinks “Scapa” is a ebin moar betturur whisky fawm teh “Orkney Islands”. Iz pretty nuu, so her daddeh mebbie nawt had it yet?

Teh Lemmingayde maekz no sens eidhah; whisky iz a sweet drink, so whai put moar sweet in it?

*blushes and hangs hed*
*whispers* Ai is partial to teh Glenmorangie (oar sevaral Glenmorangies – no, I meen teh several types) coz ai can has fambly connexions wiv it. ngaky, ifn joo liek Teh Famuss Growse, it ar acshually based on teh Glenmorangie 10y old).

(curse my lack of opposable thumbs!)

yorecheezfren, yippee!!!

teh sads.

An de blak wun gotted her theeyayter tikkits! (Show wuz cancilled doo to striekz.) No baffs in de orkestrar pit for dese kittehs *or* der Mummeh!

Plz to nawt be puttin any ice innit tho, kthxbai.

Chewy is ob corse a teknical wisky term.
Best to try lawts an see wut u likes!

mabee I will have to try the laFrog soon based awn the recommendation (coodn’t figger owt how ot lolspeak dat wun)

An we thot this was a happee playce befoar we were serbing 9 varieteez ov tastee an nutrishus scotch!

Will bee liek teh extra-merree Chrismas wee had this yeer when mai sister browt the punch!!!

Teh diffrinc is daht a “single malt” is mayd onle frawm teh wun distiliree, but a blend kan haz been mayde frawm spirit frawm sebrul diffrint wunz.

Laphraoig, Bruichladdich, and teh nuu Port Charlotte frawm Islay, Tallisker frawn Skye, Scapa frawm Orkney, Glenfiddich and The Glenlivet frawn Strathspey, Glenmorangie for a Highland, and Sheep Dip. Ah tink daht cobirz awl teh mayne bayses ob flayvorz.

So – doo yoo think yoo cud maybee pare it down to just nine??? ai think yoo may bee teh onlee purrson ov teh Scottish purrsuashun heer – so moast won’t kno eneway. Teh CCC is shurlee big enuf fur nine. In mai, appharentlee alas, eggsperience – peepl say – “wud yoo liek sum scotch?” and taht’s IT!!!!

Ai can see it nao – there iz the poor splorted purrson lying there wif braynes splattered awl over an wee ar traying to find awt which kind ov maybee elebenttbillyn scotches they wud liek???

If tehy noo we had awnlee nine, an sumtiem, yoo cud maybe say a liddle about teh flavor of eech, tehn they could maybee bee reddy and gasp out ‘la frog.” – or “Shhep Dip.” (Ai hav no idea, ov corse, what that is liek, but is seems to mee we must haz it awn principle alone.

but speekin uv likker stores… cuz i wuz… an i ar feelin awl rambly an free-assoc… assoh… awl silleh dis moarnin… i fink mah favrit part uv teh ‘praree home companyun’ movee is teh part wer dey seeng –

i yoosd to werk in teh citee
in a fiev an ten conveenyentz stoar…
i yoosd to werk in teh citee,
i did but i doan ennymoar…
a wommin caem in wif porsalin skin
an i askd her wut she caem in foar…
likker she said, an likker i did,
an i doan werk der enny moar.

giggle
/runs awai

“evrebody ought to have a maid/everebidy ought to have a serving girl, a working girl/ puttering, puttering, puttering puttering, around the house!

one uv mai favrit movies AND plays.

Maibee ah shood bring sum Strathspeys too, Glenfiddich, The Glenlivet, The Antiquary, and ah bring Glenmorangie and Sheep Dip (reeli, is tru, chek teh web ib U leik)?

Dehr R lotz ob baryashun in teh flayvorz wit awl dhoze, so wiid hab too ask kwestyawnz 2 fynd owt what a purrson mite leik b4 choozin 1 4 them.

Hmmph! Mummeh alwaiyz did liek yoo best!

Be kayrful! Yoo culd put sumbuddie’s eyz owt with dose.

An (gigglol) – ar these reelee just a FEW!!???

OK – doo yoo think we cud maek doo wif maybee just five diffrunt wuns? If yoo think taht fiev wud bee suffishunt fur teh needz ov the menee – tehn pleez to pik. Otterwise – tehre’s shurlee room fur a couple moar!!

We will haz to hav teh scotch menu poasted awn teh syde ov teh CCC!!!!