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livin in purrfekt harmony!
Aww, u beet me! ^_^ Grats on teh nawt sekund!
no, azzie, i fink dat 1:01 = 1:01 . rite? wii iz co-knot-sekonds…congrachew-late-chuns to us!!!
Yeah; wii kawlz daht a fotofinush.
So we dans 2 Pawl McCartney and/awr Stevie Wundur sawngz tehn?
oooo, so hard to chewz…boff R full ob so mush WIN!!! Whut say ye, Azzie.?
okay, i jus do the steevie wunder sway thing tho
sway, sway, sway
some days I wish I had cornrows wif beads, and then i realize how silleh that wud look awn me
gud mornin, cheezfrens!!!
I hab diet coke and donut holes here, if NEwun wants to share
Gud morning, Sher(kittehvet) – thankz fur teh donut holes – goez ferree nicely wif mai cawfee.
An ai will just sway wif yoo – haz too much to doo todai an must purrserve mai enervee.
so – Teh Sway ov Joi fur yippie!!!
*sway sway sway* Whoo Hoo!!
MMMM… donut holes an stebie wunder… dis ar makin me moast happeh! fanku shera!
hi peeps!!! fanks 4 teh swayzies an teh donut wholes! My internet wuz down ’til now an so i am just now gitting to check back…everbuddy have a grate day!
yorecheezfren, yippee!!!
Wood that b teh Patrick Swayzies? Yesh he can dans but nawt shur ai wantz… howbout joo?
**applawse**
>:)
“hee aint heavy…lolz!”
What’s Black and White and fed all over.
wot sawt of dans would you liek Yippee? congrats on nawt sekind.
wii iz positif an negatif imajiz ob our chudders!
Ying and Yang kittehz sez hai.
an ‘llow!!
groooooooooooooooooooooooaaan!!
Cood also be Jahnus kitteh, one hed fer teh past, one for teh fyootchure.
Past prollee not so grate, but fyootchure are looken brite an happee.
A liddle hare off topic.
paws4thot – cud yoo plees go to “Big scarreee Monster” an tell us what kinds ov scotch we has nao own the CCC? It haz prooven to be amazinglee popular, but ai wud liek to know what we has.
Since *ahem* yoo (surprize) sort ov provided it . . .laph – what?? We can has several kinds, ov corse – but nothing but teh best fur the wounded cheezpeeps.
i gots some Glenfiddich
Yay! Glenfiddich my fave! (an it luks lyke it name in lolspeak)
Heer, ah bryngz a few to cheez frawm:-
Lezzee naw, haz Caol Ila, Laphraoig, Bowmore, Bruichladdich, Lagavullin, Bunnahabhain, Laphraoig, Ardbeg and teh nuu Port Charlotte frawm Islay, Isle of Jura, Oban, Tallisker and Scapa.
oooohhhhh La frog foar me plz, it ees mai fabrit.
La frog iz shur to bee inclooded. Ai thnk it mite bee wun ov p4ts favoriets, too.
It is.
lolfrog ar mah favrit too! i cannots eben smell teh uvver kindz uv skotch, dey burns mah nostril hairs! plus, i rly lieks frogs… to appurrsheate, tho, nawt fur teh eatin an drinkins so much.
Ebir trai teh otter Islays (list below) or Oban, Talisker or Scapa? They’re all similarly complex, but not as agressively medicinal.
Mai daddeh (hoo lubs teh whiskey) an ai has been drinkin owr way rown Islay (inclewdin teh wun wehr teh distillry is nawt workin NE more but tehy still sells teh wisky ai cannawt remember teh naem). Bery mush – not nomnomnom, maybe lurplurplurp? Ai likes lawts of teh wiskys but if ai had to choos jus wun – wud be La Frog.
Plz to nawt be puttin any ice innit tho, kthxbai.
A splash ob wawtur iz fyne, but ise – DOES NAWT WANTZ!!
Teh Lemmingayde maekz no sens eidhah; whisky iz a sweet drink, so whai put moar sweet in it?
Well – tahnk yoo verree much. Umm . . .Shud ai just pik teh wuns taht luk teh moast liek LOLspeak? No – Ai think maybee yoo shud choooz – tshi is NAWT mai area ofv eggspertise!!!
An (gigglol) – ar these reelee just a FEW!!???
OK – doo yoo think we cud maek doo wif maybee just five diffrunt wuns? If yoo think taht fiev wud bee suffishunt fur teh needz ov the menee – tehn pleez to pik. Otterwise – tehre’s shurlee room fur a couple moar!!
We will haz to hav teh scotch menu poasted awn teh syde ov teh CCC!!!!
Iz onlee a few. Iz 13 ob 87 frawn distillirees daht R open & maekin nuu whiskies. At wun tyme, dehr weyr obur too hundrid, yes reeli too hundrid, distillirees.
Fur eggzampil, ah bringz awl 9 kurrint Islays; at wun tyme tehr weyr twentee distilirees awn Islay aloan, awl maekin diffrint taystin whiskies, on an iccil island maibee ten mylz bai ate.
Maibee ah shood bring sum Strathspeys too, Glenfiddich, The Glenlivet, The Antiquary, and ah bring Glenmorangie and Sheep Dip (reeli, is tru, chek teh web ib U leik)?
Dehr R lotz ob baryashun in teh flayvorz wit awl dhoze, so wiid hab too ask kwestyawnz 2 fynd owt what a purrson mite leik b4 choozin 1 4 them.
So – doo yoo think yoo cud maybee pare it down to just nine??? ai think yoo may bee teh onlee purrson ov teh Scottish purrsuashun heer – so moast won’t kno eneway. Teh CCC is shurlee big enuf fur nine. In mai, appharentlee alas, eggsperience – peepl say – “wud yoo liek sum scotch?” and taht’s IT!!!!
Ai can see it nao – there iz the poor splorted purrson lying there wif braynes splattered awl over an wee ar traying to find awt which kind ov maybee elebenttbillyn scotches they wud liek???
If tehy noo we had awnlee nine, an sumtiem, yoo cud maybe say a liddle about teh flavor of eech, tehn they could maybee bee reddy and gasp out ‘la frog.” – or “Shhep Dip.” (Ai hav no idea, ov corse, what that is liek, but is seems to mee we must haz it awn principle alone.
Heer goez:-
Laphraoig, Bruichladdich, and teh nuu Port Charlotte frawm Islay, Tallisker frawn Skye, Scapa frawm Orkney, Glenfiddich and The Glenlivet frawn Strathspey, Glenmorangie for a Highland, and Sheep Dip. Ah tink daht cobirz awl teh mayne bayses ob flayvorz.
Thank yoo – noble effort indeed. Ai noes taht wuz reel hard. But luks verre gud to mee, an shud maek ebreewun verreee happy indeed.
An we thot this was a happee playce befoar we were serbing 9 varieteez ov tastee an nutrishus scotch!
Will bee liek teh extra-merree Chrismas wee had this yeer when mai sister browt the punch!!!
wow! I am absolootlee amazed by ur nowlege paws.
mabee I will have to try the laFrog soon based awn the recommendation (coodn’t figger owt how ot lolspeak dat wun)
Is kwite a strawng flavor – smellz peaty. Sum peeps do not want as it has a flavor an it ar too mush flavor!! So teh Glenfiddich oar the Highland Park (which P4T does nawt menshun but is persnl faborit of mai daddeh hoo has dun EXTENSIV reesurch awn teh wiskies ober menny yrs of studdy) which are smoother an less – um – chewy mite be gud alternativs if u finds teh Islay malts a bit much.
Chewy is ob corse a teknical wisky term.
Best to try lawts an see wut u likes!
Laphraoig is pronounced “lafroig”, but U haz 2 haz guid or Skawtish serbur 2 be shure thei noze teh rite nayme.
Ebreeting SJ sez is tru. I nawt menshon “Highland Park”, cos ah tinks “Scapa” is a ebin moar betturur whisky fawm teh “Orkney Islands”. Iz pretty nuu, so her daddeh mebbie nawt had it yet?
dis wun tiem, wen i wuz in skotlands, i went into a likker store to get an irish bartender fren uv mien a nyss bottul uv skotch fur himz birfdae. thot it wud be ezee. WHOA! dey had moar skotches den i cud shake two stix at! teh poar clerk traied to halp meh, but aftur abowt half an owr uv skotch edjimikashun, i pretty much closed mah eiz an poynted. it wer oberwellming.
but speekin uv likker stores… cuz i wuz… an i ar feelin awl rambly an free-assoc… assoh… awl silleh dis moarnin… i fink mah favrit part uv teh ‘praree home companyun’ movee is teh part wer dey seeng –
i yoosd to werk in teh citee
in a fiev an ten conveenyentz stoar…
i yoosd to werk in teh citee,
i did but i doan ennymoar…
a wommin caem in wif porsalin skin
an i askd her wut she caem in foar…
likker she said, an likker i did,
an i doan werk der enny moar.
giggle
/runs awai
Ah kan beleeb it; As ah sez, obur 200 malts, an ah nawt ebin menshun diffrint ayjez an wood finishez ob teh malts, an anothr 50 awr 100 blended whiskies.
Teh diffrinc is daht a “single malt” is mayd onle frawm teh wun distiliree, but a blend kan haz been mayde frawm spirit frawm sebrul diffrint wunz.
oOoh paws, ur seme to b a konnisr of teh whiskers, I meen wiskeies. Tehy sownd gud. I also lyke enythin with Glen in teh tytul but aim also parshull to Faimuss Growse.
Well, ai wishes ai had reds this b4 ai tried 2 to commint on teh Scaredy cat wun.
*blushes and hangs hed*
*whispers* Ai is partial to teh Glenmorangie (oar sevaral Glenmorangies – no, I meen teh several types) coz ai can has fambly connexions wiv it. ngaky, ifn joo liek Teh Famuss Growse, it ar acshually based on teh Glenmorangie 10y old).
O, guys, anodder kinda skotch that wii kneeds fore teh CCC—Scotch Tape!!!
annyluvsprintie, yu is lukie to hav fambly connekshuns wiv Glenmorangie.
No wunder ai lykes Teh Famuss Growse tehn. *slurp* Glenmorangie is teh beez neez.
(ai didunt sai connexions coz ai wurk for tehm tho ai lykes tehr lolcat spelun – Connexions yoozed to be Careers Serviss)
Owch! Pleez to stop poking me in teh I-ball wif yoor wiskers; we s’posed to be libbing togedder in perfekt harmoney.
hai, Daisy…doo curly catz hab curly wisky-ers? wood maybe solve dis prob. hay–maybe wii can haz permanents?
Yes, yes! I do has teh kerly wiskers. Gud solushun. But, my wiskers be a littel bit brittel and brake off sumtymes. Teh broked wiskers are reeelly pokey!
I got a poimanent juss fuh de occasion.
wizzard ob Oz (?) Cowardly Lyon at Emoreld City?
Mah mummee alwaiyz sed –
Be kayrful! Yoo culd put sumbuddie’s eyz owt with dose.
Y-T tellz a baadd pun; blakee rollz hiz i’s.
complementary kittehs compliment each udder…
your cat on drugs – your cat before doing drugs
Tradigee duz noet lyk teh joeks dat calmidy b tellin. Hims juss b rawllin hims eyes in da bak ov hims hed.
calmidy kitteh laffs at his own jokes!
bud iz berry cyoot!
Duzn’t Comedy luk lyk dat Uncil u invyt 2 dinnur dat u forgits he drinks 2 mutch an at teh endd ov teh nite ebry won iz tiurd ov hims an hims joeks butt he styll thinks hims iz on fyre??
(Dat’s how meh an mah boyfren wuz in hour twentease!! SEW MUTCH ALLKEYHALL. SEW MUTCH PHUN.)
SEW MUTCH PHUN foar ursalfz and teh othar pplz are liek “WTF DEY FINKZ TEHY ON FIRE; BUT IZ TEWTULLEE BORINGZ!”?
zomg, dat iz zacklee wut hapen tu me on xmaz. bf’z uncil tink he fuhnnezt ting on planit. not so mush wit rest ov fambly….
Dese kittehs remyndz me uv anodder cheezpic. It wud mayk a gud link four tihs wun.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/23/two-headed-kitteh-iz-half-asleep/#comments
Feertur kittehz welkum u tu teh shoh.
Heer iz a gud link tu go wif dis pic:
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/23/two-headed-kitteh-iz-half-asleep/#comments
Michael Jackson just never could decide.
wut, wib teh choisez, no buddy culd.
“Owd sitchuashuns
Noo complicayshuns
Nuthin potentshus or polite
Tragedy 2morrow…
Comedy, Comedy, Comedy…. 2nite!”
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum…
mai favrit be,
“evrebody ought to have a maid/everebidy ought to have a serving girl, a working girl/ puttering, puttering, puttering puttering, around the house!
one uv mai favrit movies AND plays.
We needs another black kitteh then we can has oreo kitteh samwidge
yesh! oreo kitteh samwidge! Ooooooh, nao i’z hungree…..
Toooo funny! Yet sumhow sadddd.
Blak kitteh sez . . .
Hmmph! Mummeh alwaiyz did liek yoo best!
Wuz prolly bekawz whiet kitteh gitted Mummeh wunuvdose HUNNERT DOLLER TOWELS fur Crismus!
An de blak wun gotted her theeyayter tikkits! (Show wuz cancilled doo to striekz.) No baffs in de orkestrar pit for dese kittehs *or* der Mummeh!
ebony, ivory, harmony! Meowwww!!!
Now DIS is teh reel tragedy: farm3.static.flickr.com/2411/2039356552_e02695e9d6.jpg?v=0
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!…
teh sads.
oh noes! u makes teho sad.
(curse my lack of opposable thumbs!)
Piksher=win and awsum
wil u kut it owt! dis spose to be serius portrate!
but yer MOOSHIN meh, an ur wiskarz tikkul!!
spy vs spy
Uhhh…this is backwards. Tragedy is the smiling face and comedy is the frown. Honestly. Look it up.
hahaha that’s great
Thx Kittehs fo bootiful piktsure!!! I likes dis so much I puts on mai interwebs
(http://inocanhascheezburgerpoems.blogspot.com/)
is tht supposed 2 b off th lyrics of green day’s song ‘St Jimmy’ ? it says in th song: “its comedy and trajedy, its St. Jimmy and thats my name…and dont wear it out”
Calliope and Thalia!!! YAY!!! At least I think it is Calliope… Or is it Melpomene? I can never remember with those crazy muses!
HAWHAW! thatz funny!