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meow
congrats on nawt secund
WOOF!!!!!!
ROR! dog is infiltratin ur kitteh mansion!
Heh u is in the wrong club, u is no kitteh
snobby kittehs does not want to socialize wid working class goggie
Iz goggie, nawt baybee bear?
Teh nayborhood be goingz to teh dogs!
Whell… ehvrybuddy wans 2b a kat.
becuz a cat’s teh onlee cat
hoo noes war it’z at
eb-beary buddys picken up on teh fee line beet.
One of these things is not like the other
yoo stolded my thots!!
dat or grate minds think aliek
one ob teh too
mee 2!
Me 3!
mee foar!!!
i had a brilliant comment but wrudpress eated it.
;o)
hek, ENYWUN cud sai dis, an we jus hafsta taek ur RePresdWurd fr it.
I haz repressed memreez uv commintx dat wuz nevver publishxed awn dis paeg.
WurdPress sykollyngwist avaylubbul fur reTREEviing RePresdWurd memreez?
I’z nawt ebben shur if de memreez in mah hed is mien. Or de braynz, fur dat matter, after awl dat splortin in de erlier pikshoor.
In short, derz sumwun in mah hed – AN ITZ NAWT MEEH!
Pinkee (pinkee toe pads) Floyd ref FTW!
U2!
U gots to get urself together
U gots stuck in a cat tree
An u kant get outta it
Oh 4 hebben sake Hairyette, take off da googie suit. Uz foolin nobudy. Yuz accent gibs U away!
hee hee! grate commint! Speshially de name! Hairyette! hee hee!
Three! Three lolkittehs! One! Two! Th– Uh… Two! Two lolkittehs! Ah ah ah!
Count Count!
Count von Count?
WUN! liddle kiddy!! TWO!!! liddle kiddys!! THR- A-LA peanut budder sand-wich-iz!!! Ai’ll turn teh thurd kitteh into…… A GOGGIE!!
*poof*
*Count disappears in a cloud of peanut butter-smell*
Condo associashun trying tu find a wai tu reject applecant.
Lawyer LolShark: his sublease appears to be legal…
stoopy goggie…mebbe him movez aot when him reeliz…reali…figurs out him not fittin in…
WIN!
Condo associashun to goggie:
We lets Uz stay here if you learnz how to meow.
Kthx Bai
kittehs agreeed tu set aside thurty purcent ov building tu lower-evolvded speeshes in xchang fur fundyng bai hoomyns. nut much choic sync hoomyns had teh green paypers n plastec n kars n komputer n opposabl fumbs n stuff, wyl kittehs onle had kitteh toyz n pyn kones frum yard n kardbord bockses, wich pet sotr wudnt taik.
LOLZ pyn kones wurth: priceliss
Goggie has kontakted hims lawyer to soo kitteh kondo associashun fur diskriminashun.
dis da clowsist goggie kud git in respawns to swimink stik reTREEfeng cat. Lulz.
very clever USAFGirl…your commint made me LOL
Gess da goggie not so good atz climeeng of da treez.
Iz multi- catusal condo.
plez to be allowing goggies.
momct
wow-
whatz weiz awl doin upz sooo earli!!
iz 7am in da middle of ‘merica!
momcat
hm… no has reply! Werk iz da best ansur i can gibs.
OH! Adikshun to ichc 2!
It are 9.14 on the east coast of America and all teh kittehs are at work but
sum are on ICHC
yah-
I gotz dat two….. shud be gettn redi fur wurk….
gascat finks iz best adikshun to hab! Notz harmful!
shud we sing:
beeeg yell taxi?
“de takz down paradice n putz up a parkn lot”
hey mebe dat whut happn to goggiez houz….
momcat
Poor goggie, ya lets sing..
I ar at mah desk but instead of working I ar on ICHC.
is my mornin off, but I gots to work late tonite
*voyceovver* TONITE AWN TEHN !! O DAT CLOK MEWS……
Coorosopndunces frum awl ovvetr teh whirld ar reporrtin in….frum teeny tiny Engerana, frum teh Fransae, frum Rooosia, Indua…Japanz, Awstraylia, an Noo Zeelan, frum evverry singul wun ov teh you nited states……..Bosses hav reseeved memoz bout ICHC site………
a kajillion man (an woman) ours wasted by laffing……investgishunz r bein plamneded frum eech ov dose cuntryz …..
teh Hard-werekin werkerz say…….”.Wiff-out ICHC……ai qwitz……..” an “werk iz teh pleh, we needz our daylly laff”
detalez at eelebun……..
Morning all,,,just been sittin in front of my HappyLite sunshine simulator next to da computer…lookin for lolcats and tryin to find happi reason to stay awake.
Addikshun, no has
Seesonal Affective Dizorder, I has it
Wintry grey Wisconsin dayz, they haves me!
I has it too, but I no hab HappeeLite! Is darkerer and grayerer in Alaskee! But I hab been tayking HYOOJ amownts ov bitamin D, a pers… prec.. a speshul noat frum my dokkter… it gibs me 50,000 yoonits. Nawt onlee do dey want us to hab plenny ov bitamin D foar ower moods, it iz eemporttent fur reedusing teh risk ov brest canser and it eemprovs yor immyoon sistem!
I still fink I needs a HappeeLite, but yoo awl shud get yor bitamin D lebbels chekked!
The happeh lite works. I hadz it when I were in Maine. Yes U shouldz get it.
Lack of sunlight is much pleh.
Is gray here too and we haz sum snow too.
Thank u, two _kittehs, I sry u hads the SADs but I happi to hear the lite werks.
I onct had two kittehs, dey were grey stripey brudders and dey lived wif my fambly for 20 yrs. Sum grey things r heavenly!
Zippie, 2kittehs, kjoy, Ai hads teh SAD tew. Wuz BERRY, berry sad alltymes. My frien sed: go tew ‘Lectric Beech and tanz ur buns. Ai started in Janooairy ‘06 an Ai iz allwaz nize tan kolor and MUCH les SAD. Werks for mee! My Fake n’ Bake tan, I show it tew U naow….oops, beez all-ovur tan, bedder nawt sho it heer. Dis nawt be a pr0n site aftur awl!
Mebbe tanning saloon in Alyeska be teh ways to mie fortunes! YAY!
Thank u, Zippycat, I will edjucate myself on Vit. Dee.
(your name makes me SMILE)
Yay!! I lub makeeng peepel smile! Smiles are GUD! I lieks mai nayme as well. And my pikshur avatar is my liddle Stormy – she is a kyootie.
Yoo knoe, I wuz wunndering if yor HappeeLite halps yor bitamin D… it mite… but I knoe that tanneeng bedz do NAWT inkrees yor bitamin D! Still, peepels that live in the norff shud be chekked .. eben BOSTON has nawt enuff sun beetween Nobemburr an Feburrary. An eben iffen yoo lib a liddle souff of Boston, yoo hafta be outsyde in the sun foar 10-15 mins wen the sun is strawngest… Yoo ar prolly ok iffen yoo lib in the souff, or liek Hawaii..
I jest knoe that peepel in the norff shud be chekked .. HappeeLite or no!
Fresno iz cold n foggeh… IM missn Feenix AZ bigtime. Been here 1 yr… winter fog iz much pleh. Kalifornya spozed 2 B sunneh, not foggeh! Spring blossms on trees much pretteh, tho… Cmon Feb!
Iz teh afturnoon in West Urope.
Iz kaind uv weerd rumemaet, but he payz teh rent awn tiem an helpz keep kawmun ereeya kleen.
Plus, he haz a Wii.
Bownuz!!!
Goggie is breaking barriers and climbing the catorporate ladder and hoping to break the glass ceiling and become a ceiling dog someday.
bery clebburr two_kettehs! Yu maded me laff!
Thanks Lyp!
helloooo….
helloooo….
hewwooouuuuu…
Paging Drs. Howard, Howard and Fine… Drs. Howard, Howard and Fine…
why I oughtta….
woo woo woo woo!
C’mere! I’ll murderate ya!
Mint tu sai: grate commint Maus!
Sry, ownlee Dr. Tinycat on dewtee.
i glad 2 see those berlitz language lessons paid off
tu funni, thepetmuseum! yu maded me laff!
lolrus rented out basement, says meobwubble
Good nuf 4 kittehs, good nuf 4 mez–seys bow woh
Ruf stands out amoung the rest
That pupper thinks he’s a kitteh huh?
Supah cute!
Come and knock on our door…..
We’ve been waiting for you……
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his,
Three’s company too.
“Bad news, Agent K-6, your cloaking device has malfunctioned. For the time being, you will just have to use your best judgment to pass as a cat.”
“..oh, and do try to be inconspicuous. Best of luck on your mission.”
That would be agent K-9, no?
Agent K-9 is off on another mission. He used the cloaking device that works!
kittehs has awl teh kule plaigrownd toys!
oh hai. we be konducking impoartint dubbil blind kontrol studies in teh lab.
Cat-like barking detected
and dog-like meowing. Sumfin’s goin on.
bilingual doggie is bilingual
lol, liek in dat joke!!
we can has danzes fur sysrq868 and nawt-second? I has suggestion
Bebbeh’z bak, dressed in blak,
Silbur butawns all daown de bak,
Hi, ho, tippeh toe
She borke da needul and she no can so,
Ize wawkin the goggie,
Jus a waukin dat gogg
Ef you downt noes how to does it,
Ai showe you how tu wauk dog
……
dere’s moar, but I doant members it all.
An I luv tihs pixture.
ktnxbai
I lub dis pikshur too .. goggie is soe kyoot! An he’s luukin at teh camererera (whew, got stukk) liek “Uh oh, yoo cawt me. I can stay heer pleez?”
Iz berry kyoot!
Oh hai. Meow. Mah name is Darryl. Beside me is mah brudder Darryl.
Oh, an down dere is . . . hmm . . . mah UDDER brudder Darryl. (Plz to be ekskusin himz weerd wayz. He dont gid owt much.)
brudder from another father?
n bhind teh camra is mai cuzin Darryl and bside him mai udder cuzin Darryl…
! Bawb Nooheart ftw!
[adjusts lab coat]
[straightens glasses]
Gennelmens and ladeez. Todai we conducts furst test ub brandy-new shiny inter-species thought detection and translation module.
[turns on shiny machine]
Letz see wut the subjects is tinking ….
Cat 1: world domination, I plans it ….
Cat 2: philosophy ub de quantum theory, I finks about it …
Cat 3 (the strange on on teh bottum): world domination, yup, that sounds good. I finks abou….. huh? yous has teh fud? I can has? Now? Now? NOW? I eats it. I eats it before you …. where wus ai? Oh yes, filosofie. My pinion on de meanings uv life is…. a walk? a walk now? we go out the DOOR? oboyoboyoboyoboy I neber goes out teh DOOR!!1! Nawt since this morning jumpjumpjump….. wait, wut wuz teh second part? wuz about fud? huh? teh fud now? ……
[back to laboratory]
[how to tell NIH bout this?]
Win
Much win!
fank you.
goggie came 2 us as a puppee, an we luffed him an he fit rite in wit our fambly. we luffs our goggie.
i cannawt halps dat i ar kitteh trappt in goggeh’s bodee. transspeshees deserbs teh snorgles too! i will fite fur mah rites! wut’s dat? tummeh rubs? ooh, yes pleez! u can rubs wyl i stays in nyss kitteh tree? wait, i roll ober… oof.
(dis teh fatel flaw in teh transspeshees changeober… teh goggehs just cant gibs up teh tummeh rubs… duz nawt unnerstan teh fiev-pointee-ends consept.)
Mah friend told me this storee, his brother in law haded 2 kittehs then theyz decided to add a puppeh to the fambly.
The puppeh used to fink that he were a kitteh, following the kittehs eberywhere and trying to do what they did lyke jumping up on counters, which generated a lott of laffs.
May beez this doggie is that puppeh all grownup still thinking that he ar a kitteh.
jumpin up on counters… lol! silleh goggeh. breengs holl noo levul to teh ‘nachur vs nurchur’ debate.
Member dat lien frum da muvee Milo an Otis:
Milo sez to Otis – Um, but in yor hart, shorley yoo is kitteh?
Otis sez bak to Milo – No, ackshuly, aym a dog.
yuh … like, cownter-level!
or mebbe . . . itz awl cownter-intooittiv.
BWA-ha-ha-ha! I kwaks mahself up over mah punny. . .
doggie is all “whut! whut! yoo sed “nau yoo climbz tree” an i did! snooty not maken up der mindzezez kittehs….”
Mai goggie thot she wuz a kitteh 2. When mai 2 kittehs climmed tree, she wood try and try and try and then cry and cry. Teh 2 kittehs wood smugly look down at goggie.
We useded to has a kitteh hoo thot he wuz a goggie. He wood walk up to teh skool bus stop wif our boyz an our goggie, an after teh bus came he wood toddle bak to the house wif teh gog.
An dat goggie wuz teh onliest wun in teh naborhoodz hoo could clime into teh tree hows down teh street. Teh boyz wood has to bring her bak down, but still…
Awl teh kidz thot bofe uv dem wuz berry kool. (We did two.) Dey bofe bin at teh brij fur menny yeerz.
aaww that are such a sweet storey!
Fank yoo!
it canz be caturday puhleeeeez?
iz anywon elsh in need ov break?
2moro is jeens dai. eberting is ok wen is jeens dai cuz caturday is neggst. 1 moar dai. we can maek its!
fanks, kittehlurve, furr de pep tawlk! I needz it!
Yesh! Yesh!!! Plz to be Caturday NAO!!!! Relacksin – ai needs it.
frum your lipz to ceiling cat’s ears
Off-topic public service announcement.
There’s been a crash at London Heathrow, incoming from Asia. No-one hurt, but flight schedules in and out are chaos, so if you were flying or meeting someone coming from or through Heathrow, check actual flight times before setting out.
Also there are roads closed in the area so the traffic will be total chaos, rather than organised chaos!
interestingly, Gordon Brown wuz on a different plane on the tarmac at the time of the crash, but they’re saying no fowl play be suspekted. hmmm.
Yeh, prolly cus if there had been fowl play, tehy wuddn’t have missd him. Heefrow is closed, so if u is flyin in to Heefrow, u isn’t.
If u nose wut ai meens.
Based awn preeviyus experrienss, dis meens dat awl flites tomorrow will be “expeeriensin sum disrupshun” ai eee it will be total kayawss.
Oh an Wales an teh SourWest of Ingerlan R prediktacayted to be unner warter ennee dai nao. Agin. Sum peeps nawt got dri sins teh las tym tehy got fludded owt. Teh river taht runs threw mai toan is awn “Flud Wotch ” (we wotch it flud but carnt do sh*t abowt it) an awl teh cowntees roun mai town R awn Flud Alurt (wun step up form Flud Wotch). Peeps R bein toeld to take tehre pets an valoobuls upstayrs. Yeah, taht’ll werk!
Flud wotch — that ownds liek teh wate wotch – wif bof ov them joo wotch and wotch an instedd ov goin awai it geds bigger….
In teh Caut Swaulds yes? What toun?
sigh intists has uncovered fossil evidents of teh biggest species of rodent ever foun, moar than five feet long and waying a hole lot.
RAUS!
Oops. I meant “ROUS”. Sry.
Yoo had an alarming infesstashun uv rhyming diseeze!
Maus sez RAUS! Oh noes! I katched it too!
Gremlin sez . . . um . . . er . . . KREMLIN!
SJ sez EBay! (ya wuz weak but was best ai cud do – glad ai is nawt JanetCanHas4Kittehs is awl ai can say)
Miss Dawn sez hold on!
I likes dis game.
No moar rhymming! I meen it!
Anneybody want a peanut?
Ambercat ses Fancee Taht!
[Teho heads to Rio]
Zippycat sez … erm .. nippyrat?
Okee, I nawt so gud at tihs gayme, akshully.
But iz fun!
at that, pittypat taps zippycat’s hat
*pat pat*
Cassidy sez “Pass the tea”…
I doan fink i otta plai dis gaym…
once a jinx just stayrs an bleenks
two_kittehs sayz her kittehs are prettehs
teenie haz a martini
doctorcat is not fer dat
annyluvsprintie sez “Hoo wonts a mintie?”
D Marie goes to Gay Paree?
Jennifffuurr asxs “Ken u purr?”
hee hee “waying a hole lot” maiks me laff! Fanks Pittypat!
PP is tellin teh troof:
Go to news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080117/ap_on_sc/giant_rodent_9
Disguise
You’re doing it wrong
goggie’s witness protection program relocation has been exposed……
de witless purrtekshun program – we haz it!
One uff deez tings iz not like da othr
Doggie has been assim…askimulated by borgkittehs. Resists is fruitle.
I haz been assimilated too, is true
REPOST!!!! No Kudos.
gets yoozd to disapoyntmints…
BINGLOL!!
Goggie:”I wuz borned a poor blak kitteh….” (The Jerk)
WIN!
I be a teecher during da day an NONE of mai stoodents no dis movie! I have shown da clip to start dis…descus…big talk bout steer-eoh-tipes.
Dat ar a grate idear! I t muss reely git dems tinkin. Joo sownds liek a fun, creative teetcher.
Sumthin rong wid da fambly tree here.
goggy adoptids.
Doggeh: Oops, wut happind? I wuz chasin de tennis bawl, an den dis happen… Sombunney get mee down frum heer?
Evvy buddy noes goggies is kitteh wannabes, cuz kittehs gets bedder fuds.
We fed Rom kitteh on top teh washer so Mace doggeh woodnt eat hims fud. Tehn, Mace doggeh wood take what was left an put it on teh floor to finish it. One nite, aftir kickin teh d**m bowl yet agin, I sez “I don’t want to find dis bowl on teh floor eber again!” an Mace doggeh slinks away, all contrite. Next nite, I walk in to kitchin, and see Mace puttin teh bowl back up on top teh washer when he was all done. Hmmmm….
i tyme, ah wuz vizitin mah godmuthur, an hur goggie Timmy (a Sheltie) uz in teh hawl, we wuz awl in teh libbin room, and teh door was closded. Timmy skritchez teh door to get in, an she sez “No Timmy, I’z nawt gettin up to let U in. Go outside tru teh kitchshin, an kum in tru teh Frenchie windoze.” An Timmy dooz jst daht.
Third Floor – Cat Scans
Secund Floor – Cat Scans
Furst Floor – Lab Work
Jeeenyuss!!!
hehe… luks liek dey moovd sum of teh scannrz down a lebil tho. mebbe maek ruum fr PET scan?
“The Kitten Who Barked”…?
…teh mowz hoo LOLd!