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meow
congrats on nawt secund
WOOF!!!!!!
ROR! dog is infiltratin ur kitteh mansion!
Heh u is in the wrong club, u is no kitteh
snobby kittehs does not want to socialize wid working class goggie
Iz goggie, nawt baybee bear?
Teh nayborhood be goingz to teh dogs!
Whell… ehvrybuddy wans 2b a kat.
becuz a cat’s teh onlee cat
hoo noes war it’z at
eb-beary buddys picken up on teh fee line beet.
One of these things is not like the other
yoo stolded my thots!!
dat or grate minds think aliek
one ob teh too
mee 2!
Me 3!
mee foar!!!
i had a brilliant comment but wrudpress eated it.
;o)
hek, ENYWUN cud sai dis, an we jus hafsta taek ur RePresdWurd fr it.
I haz repressed memreez uv commintx dat wuz nevver publishxed awn dis paeg.
WurdPress sykollyngwist avaylubbul fur reTREEviing RePresdWurd memreez?
I’z nawt ebben shur if de memreez in mah hed is mien. Or de braynz, fur dat matter, after awl dat splortin in de erlier pikshoor.
In short, derz sumwun in mah hed - AN ITZ NAWT MEEH!
Pinkee (pinkee toe pads) Floyd ref FTW!
U2!
U gots to get urself together
U gots stuck in a cat tree
An u kant get outta it
Oh 4 hebben sake Hairyette, take off da googie suit. Uz foolin nobudy. Yuz accent gibs U away!
hee hee! grate commint! Speshially de name! Hairyette! hee hee!
Three! Three lolkittehs! One! Two! Th– Uh… Two! Two lolkittehs! Ah ah ah!
Count Count!
Count von Count?
WUN! liddle kiddy!! TWO!!! liddle kiddys!! THR- A-LA peanut budder sand-wich-iz!!! Ai’ll turn teh thurd kitteh into…… A GOGGIE!!
*poof*
*Count disappears in a cloud of peanut butter-smell*
Condo associashun trying tu find a wai tu reject applecant.
Lawyer LolShark: his sublease appears to be legal…
stoopy goggie…mebbe him movez aot when him reeliz…reali…figurs out him not fittin in…
WIN!
Condo associashun to goggie:
We lets Uz stay here if you learnz how to meow.
Kthx Bai
kittehs agreeed tu set aside thurty purcent ov building tu lower-evolvded speeshes in xchang fur fundyng bai hoomyns. nut much choic sync hoomyns had teh green paypers n plastec n kars n komputer n opposabl fumbs n stuff, wyl kittehs onle had kitteh toyz n pyn kones frum yard n kardbord bockses, wich pet sotr wudnt taik.
LOLZ pyn kones wurth: priceliss
Goggie has kontakted hims lawyer to soo kitteh kondo associashun fur diskriminashun.
dis da clowsist goggie kud git in respawns to swimink stik reTREEfeng cat. Lulz.
very clever USAFGirl…your commint made me LOL
Gess da goggie not so good atz climeeng of da treez.
Iz multi- catusal condo.
plez to be allowing goggies.
momct
wow-
whatz weiz awl doin upz sooo earli!!
iz 7am in da middle of ‘merica!
momcat
hm… no has reply! Werk iz da best ansur i can gibs.
OH! Adikshun to ichc 2!
It are 9.14 on the east coast of America and all teh kittehs are at work but
sum are on ICHC
yah-
I gotz dat two….. shud be gettn redi fur wurk….
gascat finks iz best adikshun to hab! Notz harmful!
shud we sing:
beeeg yell taxi?
“de takz down paradice n putz up a parkn lot”
hey mebe dat whut happn to goggiez houz….
momcat
Poor goggie, ya lets sing..
I ar at mah desk but instead of working I ar on ICHC.
is my mornin off, but I gots to work late tonite
*voyceovver* TONITE AWN TEHN !! O DAT CLOK MEWS……
Coorosopndunces frum awl ovvetr teh whirld ar reporrtin in….frum teeny tiny Engerana, frum teh Fransae, frum Rooosia, Indua…Japanz, Awstraylia, an Noo Zeelan, frum evverry singul wun ov teh you nited states……..Bosses hav reseeved memoz bout ICHC site………
a kajillion man (an woman) ours wasted by laffing……investgishunz r bein plamneded frum eech ov dose cuntryz …..
teh Hard-werekin werkerz say…….”.Wiff-out ICHC……ai qwitz……..” an “werk iz teh pleh, we needz our daylly laff”
detalez at eelebun……..
Morning all,,,just been sittin in front of my HappyLite sunshine simulator next to da computer…lookin for lolcats and tryin to find happi reason to stay awake.
Addikshun, no has
Seesonal Affective Dizorder, I has it
Wintry grey Wisconsin dayz, they haves me!
I has it too, but I no hab HappeeLite! Is darkerer and grayerer in Alaskee! But I hab been tayking HYOOJ amownts ov bitamin D, a pers… prec.. a speshul noat frum my dokkter… it gibs me 50,000 yoonits. Nawt onlee do dey want us to hab plenny ov bitamin D foar ower moods, it iz eemporttent fur reedusing teh risk ov brest canser and it eemprovs yor immyoon sistem!
I still fink I needs a HappeeLite, but yoo awl shud get yor bitamin D lebbels chekked!
The happeh lite works. I hadz it when I were in Maine. Yes U shouldz get it.
Lack of sunlight is much pleh.
Is gray here too and we haz sum snow too.
Thank u, two _kittehs, I sry u hads the SADs but I happi to hear the lite werks.
I onct had two kittehs, dey were grey stripey brudders and dey lived wif my fambly for 20 yrs. Sum grey things r heavenly!
Zippie, 2kittehs, kjoy, Ai hads teh SAD tew. Wuz BERRY, berry sad alltymes. My frien sed: go tew ‘Lectric Beech and tanz ur buns. Ai started in Janooairy ‘06 an Ai iz allwaz nize tan kolor and MUCH les SAD. Werks for mee! My Fake n’ Bake tan, I show it tew U naow….oops, beez all-ovur tan, bedder nawt sho it heer. Dis nawt be a pr0n site aftur awl!
Mebbe tanning saloon in Alyeska be teh ways to mie fortunes! YAY!
Thank u, Zippycat, I will edjucate myself on Vit. Dee.
(your name makes me SMILE)
Yay!! I lub makeeng peepel smile! Smiles are GUD! I lieks mai nayme as well. And my pikshur avatar is my liddle Stormy - she is a kyootie.
Yoo knoe, I wuz wunndering if yor HappeeLite halps yor bitamin D… it mite… but I knoe that tanneeng bedz do NAWT inkrees yor bitamin D! Still, peepels that live in the norff shud be chekked .. eben BOSTON has nawt enuff sun beetween Nobemburr an Feburrary. An eben iffen yoo lib a liddle souff of Boston, yoo hafta be outsyde in the sun foar 10-15 mins wen the sun is strawngest… Yoo ar prolly ok iffen yoo lib in the souff, or liek Hawaii..
I jest knoe that peepel in the norff shud be chekked .. HappeeLite or no!
Fresno iz cold n foggeh… IM missn Feenix AZ bigtime. Been here 1 yr… winter fog iz much pleh. Kalifornya spozed 2 B sunneh, not foggeh! Spring blossms on trees much pretteh, tho… Cmon Feb!
Iz teh afturnoon in West Urope.
Iz kaind uv weerd rumemaet, but he payz teh rent awn tiem an helpz keep kawmun ereeya kleen.
Plus, he haz a Wii.
Bownuz!!!
Goggie is breaking barriers and climbing the catorporate ladder and hoping to break the glass ceiling and become a ceiling dog someday.
bery clebburr two_kettehs! Yu maded me laff!
Thanks Lyp!
helloooo….
helloooo….
hewwooouuuuu…
Paging Drs. Howard, Howard and Fine… Drs. Howard, Howard and Fine…
why I oughtta….
woo woo woo woo!
C’mere! I’ll murderate ya!