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  1. two_kittehs says:

    Heh u is in the wrong club, u is no kitteh

  2. Miz Kitteh says:

    One of these things is not like the other

  3. Tribble says:

    Condo associashun trying tu find a wai tu reject applecant.

  4. USAFGirl says:

    dis da clowsist goggie kud git in respawns to swimink stik reTREEfeng cat. Lulz.

  5. gascat says:

    Iz multi- catusal condo.
    plez to be allowing goggies.

    momct

  6. gascat says:

    wow-
    whatz weiz awl doin upz sooo earli!!
    iz 7am in da middle of ‘merica!

    momcat

    • USAFGirl says:

      hm… no has reply! Werk iz da best ansur i can gibs.

    • USAFGirl says:

      OH! Adikshun to ichc 2! :)

      • two_kittehs says:

        It are 9.14 on the east coast of America and all teh kittehs are at work but
        sum are on ICHC

      • gascat says:

        yah-
        I gotz dat two….. shud be gettn redi fur wurk….
        gascat finks iz best adikshun to hab! Notz harmful!

        shud we sing:
        beeeg yell taxi?
        “de takz down paradice n putz up a parkn lot”

        hey mebe dat whut happn to goggiez houz….

        momcat

        • two_kittehs says:

          Poor goggie, ya lets sing..

          I ar at mah desk but instead of working I ar on ICHC.

          • Shera (kittehvet) says:

            is my mornin off, but I gots to work late tonite

          • salleh says:

            *voyceovver* TONITE AWN TEHN !! O DAT CLOK MEWS……

            Coorosopndunces frum awl ovvetr teh whirld ar reporrtin in….frum teeny tiny Engerana, frum teh Fransae, frum Rooosia, Indua…Japanz, Awstraylia, an Noo Zeelan, frum evverry singul wun ov teh you nited states……..Bosses hav reseeved memoz bout ICHC site………

            a kajillion man (an woman) ours wasted by laffing……investgishunz r bein plamneded frum eech ov dose cuntryz …..

            teh Hard-werekin werkerz say…….”.Wiff-out ICHC……ai qwitz……..” an “werk iz teh pleh, we needz our daylly laff”

            detalez at eelebun……..

    • Kayjoy says:

      Morning all,,,just been sittin in front of my HappyLite sunshine simulator next to da computer…lookin for lolcats and tryin to find happi reason to stay awake.
      Addikshun, no has
      Seesonal Affective Dizorder, I has it
      Wintry grey Wisconsin dayz, they haves me!

      • zippycat says:

        I has it too, but I no hab HappeeLite! Is darkerer and grayerer in Alaskee! But I hab been tayking HYOOJ amownts ov bitamin D, a pers… prec.. a speshul noat frum my dokkter… it gibs me 50,000 yoonits. Nawt onlee do dey want us to hab plenny ov bitamin D foar ower moods, it iz eemporttent fur reedusing teh risk ov brest canser and it eemprovs yor immyoon sistem!

        I still fink I needs a HappeeLite, but yoo awl shud get yor bitamin D lebbels chekked!

        • two_kittehs says:

          The happeh lite works. I hadz it when I were in Maine. Yes U shouldz get it.
          Lack of sunlight is much pleh.
          Is gray here too and we haz sum snow too.

          • Kayjoy says:

            Thank u, two _kittehs, I sry u hads the SADs but I happi to hear the lite werks.
            I onct had two kittehs, dey were grey stripey brudders and dey lived wif my fambly for 20 yrs. Sum grey things r heavenly!

          • turtlol says:

            Zippie, 2kittehs, kjoy, Ai hads teh SAD tew. Wuz BERRY, berry sad alltymes. My frien sed: go tew ‘Lectric Beech and tanz ur buns. Ai started in Janooairy ’06 an Ai iz allwaz nize tan kolor and MUCH les SAD. Werks for mee! My Fake n’ Bake tan, I show it tew U naow….oops, beez all-ovur tan, bedder nawt sho it heer. Dis nawt be a pr0n site aftur awl!

            Mebbe tanning saloon in Alyeska be teh ways to mie fortunes! YAY!

        • Kayjoy says:

          Thank u, Zippycat, I will edjucate myself on Vit. Dee.
          (your name makes me SMILE)

          • zippycat says:

            Yay!! I lub makeeng peepel smile! Smiles are GUD! I lieks mai nayme as well. And my pikshur avatar is my liddle Stormy – she is a kyootie. :)

            Yoo knoe, I wuz wunndering if yor HappeeLite halps yor bitamin D… it mite… but I knoe that tanneeng bedz do NAWT inkrees yor bitamin D! Still, peepels that live in the norff shud be chekked .. eben BOSTON has nawt enuff sun beetween Nobemburr an Feburrary. An eben iffen yoo lib a liddle souff of Boston, yoo hafta be outsyde in the sun foar 10-15 mins wen the sun is strawngest… Yoo ar prolly ok iffen yoo lib in the souff, or liek Hawaii.. :P

            I jest knoe that peepel in the norff shud be chekked .. HappeeLite or no! :)

      • Fresburg says:

        Fresno iz cold n foggeh… IM missn Feenix AZ bigtime. Been here 1 yr… winter fog iz much pleh. Kalifornya spozed 2 B sunneh, not foggeh! Spring blossms on trees much pretteh, tho… Cmon Feb!

    • paws4thot says:

      Iz teh afturnoon in West Urope.

  7. LOLDemon says:

    Iz kaind uv weerd rumemaet, but he payz teh rent awn tiem an helpz keep kawmun ereeya kleen.

  8. two_kittehs says:

    Goggie is breaking barriers and climbing the catorporate ladder and hoping to break the glass ceiling and become a ceiling dog someday.

  9. philene says:

    helloooo….

    helloooo….

    hewwooouuuuu…

  10. thepetmuseum says:

    i glad 2 see those berlitz language lessons paid off

  11. rodney dill says:

    lolrus rented out basement, says meobwubble

  12. Evelyn says:

    Good nuf 4 kittehs, good nuf 4 mez–seys bow woh

  13. Evelyn says:

    Ruf stands out amoung the rest

  14. wannasmile says:

    That pupper thinks he’s a kitteh huh?
    Supah cute!

  15. jpet says:

    Come and knock on our door…..
    We’ve been waiting for you……
    Where the kisses are hers and hers and his,
    Three’s company too.

  16. trtskh says:

    “Bad news, Agent K-6, your cloaking device has malfunctioned. For the time being, you will just have to use your best judgment to pass as a cat.”

  17. kittehlurve says:

    kittehs has awl teh kule plaigrownd toys!

  18. Pittypat says:

    oh hai. we be konducking impoartint dubbil blind kontrol studies in teh lab.

  19. SJ says:

    Cat-like barking detected

  20. good old whatshername says:

    bilingual doggie is bilingual

  21. pb says:

    we can has danzes fur sysrq868 and nawt-second? I has suggestion

    Bebbeh’z bak, dressed in blak,
    Silbur butawns all daown de bak,
    Hi, ho, tippeh toe
    She borke da needul and she no can so,

    Ize wawkin the goggie,
    Jus a waukin dat gogg
    Ef you downt noes how to does it,
    Ai showe you how tu wauk dog

    ……
    dere’s moar, but I doant members it all.

    An I luv tihs pixture.
    ktnxbai

    • zippycat says:

      I lub dis pikshur too .. goggie is soe kyoot! An he’s luukin at teh camererera (whew, got stukk) liek “Uh oh, yoo cawt me. I can stay heer pleez?”

      Iz berry kyoot!

  22. gremlin says:

    Oh hai. Meow. Mah name is Darryl. Beside me is mah brudder Darryl.

    Oh, an down dere is . . . hmm . . . mah UDDER brudder Darryl. (Plz to be ekskusin himz weerd wayz. He dont gid owt much.)

  23. pb says:

    [adjusts lab coat]
    [straightens glasses]

    Gennelmens and ladeez. Todai we conducts furst test ub brandy-new shiny inter-species thought detection and translation module.

    [turns on shiny machine]

    Letz see wut the subjects is tinking ….

    Cat 1: world domination, I plans it ….
    Cat 2: philosophy ub de quantum theory, I finks about it …

    Cat 3 (the strange on on teh bottum): world domination, yup, that sounds good. I finks abou….. huh? yous has teh fud? I can has? Now? Now? NOW? I eats it. I eats it before you …. where wus ai? Oh yes, filosofie. My pinion on de meanings uv life is…. a walk? a walk now? we go out the DOOR? oboyoboyoboyoboy I neber goes out teh DOOR!!1! Nawt since this morning jumpjumpjump….. wait, wut wuz teh second part? wuz about fud? huh? teh fud now? ……

    [back to laboratory]
    [how to tell NIH bout this?]

  24. skimmie says:

    goggie came 2 us as a puppee, an we luffed him an he fit rite in wit our fambly. we luffs our goggie.

  25. sillyannz says:

    i cannawt halps dat i ar kitteh trappt in goggeh’s bodee. transspeshees deserbs teh snorgles too! i will fite fur mah rites! wut’s dat? tummeh rubs? ooh, yes pleez! u can rubs wyl i stays in nyss kitteh tree? wait, i roll ober… oof.

    (dis teh fatel flaw in teh transspeshees changeober… teh goggehs just cant gibs up teh tummeh rubs… duz nawt unnerstan teh fiev-pointee-ends consept.)

    • two_kittehs says:

      Mah friend told me this storee, his brother in law haded 2 kittehs then theyz decided to add a puppeh to the fambly.
      The puppeh used to fink that he were a kitteh, following the kittehs eberywhere and trying to do what they did lyke jumping up on counters, which generated a lott of laffs.
      May beez this doggie is that puppeh all grownup still thinking that he ar a kitteh.

  26. shortestrose says:

    doggie is all “whut! whut! yoo sed “nau yoo climbz tree” an i did! snooty not maken up der mindzezez kittehs….”

  27. catvolunteer says:

    Mai goggie thot she wuz a kitteh 2. When mai 2 kittehs climmed tree, she wood try and try and try and then cry and cry. Teh 2 kittehs wood smugly look down at goggie.

    • Cassidy says:

      We useded to has a kitteh hoo thot he wuz a goggie. He wood walk up to teh skool bus stop wif our boyz an our goggie, an after teh bus came he wood toddle bak to the house wif teh gog.

      An dat goggie wuz teh onliest wun in teh naborhoodz hoo could clime into teh tree hows down teh street. Teh boyz wood has to bring her bak down, but still…

      Awl teh kidz thot bofe uv dem wuz berry kool. (We did two.) Dey bofe bin at teh brij fur menny yeerz.

  28. canhasloveplz? says:

    it canz be caturday puhleeeeez?

    iz anywon elsh in need ov break?

  29. paws4thot says:

    Off-topic public service announcement.

    There’s been a crash at London Heathrow, incoming from Asia. No-one hurt, but flight schedules in and out are chaos, so if you were flying or meeting someone coming from or through Heathrow, check actual flight times before setting out.

    Also there are roads closed in the area so the traffic will be total chaos, rather than organised chaos! ;)

    • Pittypat says:

      interestingly, Gordon Brown wuz on a different plane on the tarmac at the time of the crash, but they’re saying no fowl play be suspekted. hmmm.

      • SJ says:

        Yeh, prolly cus if there had been fowl play, tehy wuddn’t have missd him. Heefrow is closed, so if u is flyin in to Heefrow, u isn’t.

        If u nose wut ai meens.

        Based awn preeviyus experrienss, dis meens dat awl flites tomorrow will be “expeeriensin sum disrupshun” ai eee it will be total kayawss.

        • ambercat says:

          Oh an Wales an teh SourWest of Ingerlan R prediktacayted to be unner warter ennee dai nao. Agin. Sum peeps nawt got dri sins teh las tym tehy got fludded owt. Teh river taht runs threw mai toan is awn “Flud Wotch ” (we wotch it flud but carnt do sh*t abowt it) an awl teh cowntees roun mai town R awn Flud Alurt (wun step up form Flud Wotch). Peeps R bein toeld to take tehre pets an valoobuls upstayrs. Yeah, taht’ll werk!

  30. Pittypat says:

    sigh intists has uncovered fossil evidents of teh biggest species of rodent ever foun, moar than five feet long and waying a hole lot.

  31. Noobalox says:

    Disguise

    You’re doing it wrong

  32. gayla34 says:

    goggie’s witness protection program relocation has been exposed……

  33. Nick says:

    One uff deez tings iz not like da othr

  34. Mwwilliams says:

    Doggie has been assim…askimulated by borgkittehs. Resists is fruitle.

  35. Repost! says:

    REPOST!!!! No Kudos.

  36. thisncat says:

    Goggie:”I wuz borned a poor blak kitteh….” (The Jerk)

  37. cyndi says:

    Sumthin rong wid da fambly tree here.

  38. D.R. says:

    Doggeh: Oops, wut happind? I wuz chasin de tennis bawl, an den dis happen… Sombunney get mee down frum heer?

  39. doctorcat says:

    Evvy buddy noes goggies is kitteh wannabes, cuz kittehs gets bedder fuds.

    • D Marie says:

      We fed Rom kitteh on top teh washer so Mace doggeh woodnt eat hims fud. Tehn, Mace doggeh wood take what was left an put it on teh floor to finish it. One nite, aftir kickin teh d**m bowl yet agin, I sez “I don’t want to find dis bowl on teh floor eber again!” an Mace doggeh slinks away, all contrite. Next nite, I walk in to kitchin, and see Mace puttin teh bowl back up on top teh washer when he was all done. Hmmmm….

      • paws4thot says:

        i tyme, ah wuz vizitin mah godmuthur, an hur goggie Timmy (a Sheltie) uz in teh hawl, we wuz awl in teh libbin room, and teh door was closded. Timmy skritchez teh door to get in, an she sez “No Timmy, I’z nawt gettin up to let U in. Go outside tru teh kitchshin, an kum in tru teh Frenchie windoze.” An Timmy dooz jst daht.

  40. Romeow says:

    Third Floor – Cat Scans

    Secund Floor – Cat Scans

    Furst Floor – Lab Work

  41. Bloostokking says:

    “The Kitten Who Barked”…?

  42. Cheezburgergal says:

    Dere iz a spai amung uz

  43. nommypuss says:

    Dis da bes wun evur.


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