kitteh deactivated
when active, they charge up for teh lazors.
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no worries, just hibernatinz for strikes wif pointy endz!
YAY! An new furstee!! U nebbur got nawt secund before, has u, Amadeus!
Can wee dants fur u?
huh?Huh? *hops up an down wiff happee*
Cum on an rock me Amadeus!
roc soc rock mi amadeus!!!!!
oh noes! you has disabels kitteh w/ ear skratchings!
iz k tho – he def. has teh free times.
cues up overture to “Cosy fun Tutti”? fur danz in honur ob Amadeus?
doddledodledoo
doodldodoodldoodldoodl
*donkee tries on poofee dress and prances arown fur Amadeus*
Hey! Wutchu snickurin at?!
atzually, i has gotten 1 furstee before, a while backs, dont member which piczee thoz?
whateber danse pleezes thee! thx!
manual controls inside brains!!!! Didn’t know….
Alt-Ctrl-Del
Emergency shut-off presspots in ears. Must press both at once to deactivate….
Reactivation rekwires 20 yeer contract.
LOL!
And only 20$ renewal fee! (wif a $300 rebate after you pay $320)
/u ain’t gettin dat rebate, sucka
Zen kitteh reeches nervahna..
kitteh spent furst 8 lives meditating in a sunbeem to reech nirvahna.
OOOOOOhhhhhmmmmmeeeeeooowwwwww…
*greetingz too zaanaaa*
Deactivated I am.
Yoda kitteh tawks bakwerds.
backwerds talks kitteh yoda
BWAHAHAHAHA!
ohhai valeria. hows lyfe at somc?
This kitteh’s expression is the essence of “pleh”.
mebbeh teh kind ub pleh affur eetin elebuntee millyun cheesburgas.
elebentee millyun cheezburgas and won MAUS!!
jus kiddin! We lubs u Maus!!
Eeek! Dere’s a Maus in teh howse!
Juss kiddin again.
{{{{{Maus}}}}}
but himz cuuks dinner!
In Soviet Russia, dinner cooks YOU!
(Sry, cudnt resist)
To reactivate
Limp Kitteh, please reinsert
tongue flap into mouth.
I bets a smooch on teh noze wood perks him up!!!
OMG! He’s He’s BUOTAFUL! WANT!!!!!
OMG, it’s Bucky from Get Fuzzy.
LMAO OMG I LOVE Get Fuzzy!!!!! ….you must be from New England….? LOL
I’m from the country of Texas and love ‘GET FUZZY’, too!
I’ve been on a non-violent/non-stalking, one person crusade to get them to produce some plush items for us. The books are okay, but ya can’t beat a soft, cuddly, fluffish, snorgle-lishus stuffed kitteh/puppeh!!!
zomg, I wanna Bucky plushey toy to sit nexta my Build-a-Kat!!
dat is, (Bill da Kat)…
I has real haff simeez kitteh, looks jus like Bucky. He is plush. Haz both fangs, tho. So I gess i has living lurving Buckster toy!
mah Tonya-kitteh iz half-meezer, wif teh awl-blak furz, she broak teh tip offa wun of her fangz whiel dreemin she wuz a much biggur va-riot-eee of kitteh, liek mebbe a panthur, and in her sleep (and mine) sunk her teef right into mah shinbone.
i am sumtiemz haff temptid to re-naem her “Bucky” Ceiling-cat knoze she has teh saem purrsonality
OWWWWIE!!!! Borkd toof in shinbone – DO NOT WANT!
i woke up bleedin a littel bit and kitteh woke up lookin like :”whut teh hell iz goin on arownd heer and where is teh end of mah toof?”
sumtimes she lieks to sleep draped ovur mah leg when i ar lyin daown, liek she wuz a lepurrd in a tree
Sowns laik she wus dreemin she wuz lepurrd an u was teh gazell!
she hid under teh kitchin seenk foar an hower after i stopped kursin and spittin from teh pain of cutin owt taht toof fragmint frum mah leg.
soon as i wuz done wif teh Nawt-Sekond-Aid, i shook teh treet bag, tho, and then Tonya and mah Shadow-kitteh wuz riyte back in mah lap and awl wuz riet wif teh wurld
meenwile, she stil haz 21.5 pointy endz.
us wants REAL Bucky!
SNARFFFFFF!! AAAAAAAACK !!! PFFFFFFFTTTT!!!
I’ll join dat croosade!
I wunna Satchull anna Bucky anna Chubby Huggs.
Wut I needs too doo too hep u pesstur dem?
I wunna a bobbul-hed HappiCat dawl.
Still waytin…
I’ve used the following link and e-mailed through the feedback address. Make sure you put “Get Fuzzy” in the subject line and I have received responses!
I’ve learned to ignore any of ones that mention ‘cease and desist’ or ‘internet stalking’ or ‘harassment’ and don’t take it personally anymore.
If you can’t see the link, go ahead and e-mail me at my name at aol dot com
And…some nice squooshy fwoft plush cheezburgers would be nice!
http://www.comics.com/comics/getfuzzy/html/contact_the_artist.html
Me too! I luuuuuuurv Get Fuzzy.
YEAH!! Juss wut I been thinkin!!
I LUV dat cartoon!
/an Chubby Huggs!
it IS teh Bucky! Ai thought he luked fami…faml….like ai new him!
That’s sooooo true…except Bucky is never this happy … Or wouldn’t admit to it…
Dat’s sackly wut ai fort. Teh calm befoar teh storm ai gess.
I thought the exact same thing! And I knew I couldn’t be the only one.
“You will be shamed like a child actor in a bed-wetting commercial.” –Bucky
Wun ob mah nefyoo goggieburgars getz dis fayce. Him getz awn tops ob mah bruvver, an’ startz likkin’ mah bruvver’s fayce. Shlup shlup shlup shlup goez teh Bawston Terror goggieburgar licker, an’ teh goggie are awl zowned aowt.
Wuddah DRAWMUH QUEEN! Dose meezers, allus playin aroun’ wid emoshun.
note teh human’s *splayed toe archy foot soppy grin* reflex
resissints be way fyootil
Kitteh iz doin “See no Ebil, Heer no Ebil, Speek no Ebil” all at teh saem tiem.
…spit no evul
Nice to see yoo back Theo… had ben missin yoo too…
lol!
Red alurt!
Borg qween cummin frew fur reactivashun sequence.
Charje photon tore-pee-toes. Phire at will.
No, no, no! Dont fier at Will, fier at Teh Borg Qween. Silleh Tribble.
Maus, U nebber been een da mileetariez haz u?
Eye am relievin U uff bridge dootee.
Maybee sum tyme cleanin owt da kargo bay will reinphorce starphleet protocawlz.
but admirubble Tribble! Ensin Redshert Will is neckxt to teh borg qween… yu want ai shuud still fyre at himz?
Ifn he’s warin teh redshert…..he muss die!
Doan luk at me like dat, ai dus nawt maek teh rools.
Yoo cant releeb me ov doody.
Wait for it….
Wait for it…
I duz dat in teh baffroom.
*Runs away*
Yoo kno kittehs iz solar-powrd, rite? Todai iz clowdy.
So kitteh must be rechargd befor rezuming playtimz.
hi zski!
haf u herd from last weeks inervoo?
wishin u much luck, since employmint is critical part of buyin kitteh fudz on a regoolar bases.
Mai hooman has da magix fingurs. Puh-uuuurrrrr
yah, mah kitteh luv hav brain skritch too
Yoda kitten says “Do or do not… there is no try.” an….could you move a lil to the left……..ahhh right there ……yesssssssssss…..
ai doant ‘member dat part uv teh mooovee!
Oh, ai geddit… is outtayk!
“Princess- put teh jedi master down an get back to werk!”
“But himz is so kyoot an wize! whai duznt ai gets to be a jedi? sumbuddy get me teh sckript wraiter.”
must recharge lazers… mush rechrg lazerrrrs…. mus rechrg….ZZZZZZZZZ
Gollum kitteh says nice Master, yes my precious, very nice.
msaj teh heds ob teh kittehs 2 maek tehm awl mushybrayns n purrs owt lowds, tehn u can trims tehms pointees ends.
omg… it taeks a hole bottel of maliboo fer me to maek dat fayse. i can has seekret eer fingur tekneek? nott fur me – mai livur want.
kthxbai!
Substitutes furr one bottul ub Maliboo=
Footrub
Headrub
Sumwun usin wun ub dem coppur fingur thingees on ur hed
Teh Chinese Buffet
Chrissmuss
Love lettur
Randum Act ub Kindnuss
Day at teh (deserted) Beach
Going thru old photoalbums wiff loved wun on rainy day
Uddur suggeschuns, pleeze?
*hed smack*
How teh #*!! cud I furgit PARFAYS!!
Ah luvs parfays!!!
No one in da good chairs et Shaprr Imij R Brookston
The Buffay at Wynn’s
Romantik blak-n-whyt moobeez
A warm blankee an a cuppa coco…
Snorkeling (nawt snorgeling) in a warm oshun, wif teh sun shiining, and lots ov colorful fishees swimming below u. U see a sea turtlol neerby and u swim ober to watch it nibble on teh coral. Mr. Sea Turtlol lets u follow him awl around and hims is nawt afraid, cuz he noes ur a CheezFren.
Affer ur fingers r rinkled, u get owt ov teh water an relax wif a MahTah in teh warm sun on teh beech. Hmmmm…hoo cud we get to deliber teh MahTah?
Affer u watch teh sunset ober the oshun, u hab a nise dinner, and bring hoam cheezburgers to ur kittehs. They fank u by walking awl ober ur bak an gib u teh full spa treetment.
Ciaran Hinds can deelivur mee aneeting.
okay – u has hinds for waytur.
i taek gerard butler for mai… butler. dat wud problee get a diffrint expreshin on mai fayse tho.
less stoopor – moer predditer…
Oooooh, I lub snorkeleeng. Iz mai faborit hobbee, but sinss I lib in alaska, is onlee sumfing I can do on bacashuns! Iz why I tri tew go to Hawaii! I swam wiff turtlols last tiem we went tew Mowie! Awlso did the snooba .. ware yoo hab a mask and regyoolaytor but teh tank is awn a rafft… soe yoo can onlee go as deep as yor air hose is lawng. Is mutch harderer than I thot to go jest 10 feet… but beeing payshent and going reely slowlee, I got down to 20 feet or so!! Wuz amayzeeng.
Eben wiffout snorkeling eberyday, I get teh full spa treetment frum my Stormycat. She lubs to walk on me and likk me awl ober!
(an bai teh wai, I fink the yung nekkid guy in the nawty barn wud be a purrfekt MahTah deelibberee purrsen!)
* Stop* Iz soo relaxifide I haz my eyez propped opin wif teh toofpiks.. Ai don tink ai kan stand aneemore. But, go on pleez…
doan fergit teh Indian fud buffet… dis hao I luks after bowt 5 peeses uv naan, a cuppl samosuhs, sum aloo ennyfing…. *drool* now i ar awl hongree.
AND…da sagg paneer…chikun tika masala…pakoras….tandoor chikun…
[heavy sigh] now i needa git tissue fer teh droolies
u pass garlik nann plz?
mai mynd tu yr mynd, mai tauts tu yr tauts…
*snerk* he’s alreddi got da Spock eerz goin awn!
Kitteh must be restarted with cheezburgers. Add snorgles and smoo.
Phew! That was close!
Iz teh Vulcan Kitteh Pinch!!1!
i dunno…..luk moar liek kitteh DED.
he aten’t dead
Iz dis kitteh relevent to Greebo’s intrists?
Kitteh isn ded cause he no sais *BLAAARGH* Dats how joo nose 4 sure.
lol, ty iddd!!!
Kitteh haz Bliss Fayce.
bein it a blissfill state
Brb
It is the cat from Get Fuzzy!!!!
Kitteh in blissful state of meditatshun…..purrrrr
bill teh cat!
Bartendar!! I’lls hab whut she be habin………
Catatonic
wut unforchoonet hooman doant noe is dat soon as her stawps teh eer-rubz uv bliss, teh kitteh goez to its defawlt reactivayshun moad: FIEV POINTEE ENDZ ATTAAAAAAACK!!!!!!1!!
her nawt fergit next tiem.
It’s OK. This kitty has free time.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/13/oh-noes-you-disables-i-with-hed-scratchings/
Will need to visit Miracle Manx to bring back mostly dead kitteh.
FTW
i lubs Princess Bwide and your “Miracle Manx” is classic!!!
Kitteh is 404.
more like “kitten gets brains sucked out of his head”
oh noes! Teh braynsukker is looose! an wearin white loose pants, lawng dark hair, a watchch, an no shoozes.
nice pet, is that a cat eating cheeseburger?
Gotta luv that tung axtion!
=^,,^=
doesn’t he look like Yoda???
Kitteh does jus luv teh ear scatchin! meh two.
It’s a personocon! It’s Chii! =^-^=