kitteh deactivated
when active, they charge up for teh lazors.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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no worries, just hibernatinz for strikes wif pointy endz!
YAY! An new furstee!! U nebbur got nawt secund before, has u, Amadeus!
Can wee dants fur u?
huh?Huh? *hops up an down wiff happee*
Cum on an rock me Amadeus!
roc soc rock mi amadeus!!!!!
oh noes! you has disabels kitteh w/ ear skratchings!
iz k tho - he def. has teh free times.
cues up overture to “Cosy fun Tutti”? fur danz in honur ob Amadeus?
doddledodledoo
doodldodoodldoodldoodl
*donkee tries on poofee dress and prances arown fur Amadeus*
Hey! Wutchu snickurin at?!
atzually, i has gotten 1 furstee before, a while backs, dont member which piczee thoz?
whateber danse pleezes thee! thx!
manual controls inside brains!!!! Didn’t know….
Alt-Ctrl-Del
Emergency shut-off presspots in ears. Must press both at once to deactivate….
Reactivation rekwires 20 yeer contract.
LOL!
And only 20$ renewal fee! (wif a $300 rebate after you pay $320)
/u ain’t gettin dat rebate, sucka
Zen kitteh reeches nervahna..
kitteh spent furst 8 lives meditating in a sunbeem to reech nirvahna.
OOOOOOhhhhhmmmmmeeeeeooowwwwww…
*greetingz too zaanaaa*
Deactivated I am.
Yoda kitteh tawks bakwerds.
backwerds talks kitteh yoda
BWAHAHAHAHA!
ohhai valeria. hows lyfe at somc?
This kitteh’s expression is the essence of “pleh”.
mebbeh teh kind ub pleh affur eetin elebuntee millyun cheesburgas.
elebentee millyun cheezburgas and won MAUS!!
jus kiddin! We lubs u Maus!!
Eeek! Dere’s a Maus in teh howse!
Juss kiddin again.
{{{{{Maus}}}}}
but himz cuuks dinner!
In Soviet Russia, dinner cooks YOU!
(Sry, cudnt resist)
To reactivate
Limp Kitteh, please reinsert
tongue flap into mouth.
I bets a smooch on teh noze wood perks him up!!!
OMG! He’s He’s BUOTAFUL! WANT!!!!!
OMG, it’s Bucky from Get Fuzzy.
LMAO OMG I LOVE Get Fuzzy!!!!! ….you must be from New England….? LOL
I’m from the country of Texas and love ‘GET FUZZY’, too!
I’ve been on a non-violent/non-stalking, one person crusade to get them to produce some plush items for us. The books are okay, but ya can’t beat a soft, cuddly, fluffish, snorgle-lishus stuffed kitteh/puppeh!!!
zomg, I wanna Bucky plushey toy to sit nexta my Build-a-Kat!!
dat is, (Bill da Kat)…
I has real haff simeez kitteh, looks jus like Bucky. He is plush. Haz both fangs, tho. So I gess i has living lurving Buckster toy!
mah Tonya-kitteh iz half-meezer, wif teh awl-blak furz, she broak teh tip offa wun of her fangz whiel dreemin she wuz a much biggur va-riot-eee of kitteh, liek mebbe a panthur, and in her sleep (and mine) sunk her teef right into mah shinbone.
i am sumtiemz haff temptid to re-naem her “Bucky” Ceiling-cat knoze she has teh saem purrsonality
OWWWWIE!!!! Borkd toof in shinbone - DO NOT WANT!
i woke up bleedin a littel bit and kitteh woke up lookin like :”whut teh hell iz goin on arownd heer and where is teh end of mah toof?”
sumtimes she lieks to sleep draped ovur mah leg when i ar lyin daown, liek she wuz a lepurrd in a tree
Sowns laik she wus dreemin she wuz lepurrd an u was teh gazell!
she hid under teh kitchin seenk foar an hower after i stopped kursin and spittin from teh pain of cutin owt taht toof fragmint frum mah leg.
soon as i wuz done wif teh Nawt-Sekond-Aid, i shook teh treet bag, tho, and then Tonya and mah Shadow-kitteh wuz riyte back in mah lap and awl wuz riet wif teh wurld
meenwile, she stil haz 21.5 pointy endz.
us wants REAL Bucky!
SNARFFFFFF!! AAAAAAAACK !!! PFFFFFFFTTTT!!!
I’ll join dat croosade!
I wunna Satchull anna Bucky anna Chubby Huggs.
Wut I needs too doo too hep u pesstur dem?
I wunna a bobbul-hed HappiCat dawl.
Still waytin…
I’ve used the following link and e-mailed through the feedback address. Make sure you put “Get Fuzzy” in the subject line and I have received responses!
I’ve learned to ignore any of ones that mention ‘cease and desist’ or ‘internet stalking’ or ‘harassment’ and don’t take it personally anymore.
If you can’t see the link, go ahead and e-mail me at my name at aol dot com
And…some nice squooshy fwoft plush cheezburgers would be nice!
http://www.comics.com/comics/getfuzzy/html/contact_the_artist.html
Me too! I luuuuuuurv Get Fuzzy.
YEAH!! Juss wut I been thinkin!!
I LUV dat cartoon!
/an Chubby Huggs!
it IS teh Bucky! Ai thought he luked fami…faml….like ai new him!
That’s sooooo true…except Bucky is never this happy … Or wouldn’t admit to it…
Dat’s sackly wut ai fort. Teh calm befoar teh storm ai gess.
I thought the exact same thing! And I knew I couldn’t be the only one.
“You will be shamed like a child actor in a bed-wetting commercial.” –Bucky
Wun ob mah nefyoo goggieburgars getz dis fayce. Him getz awn tops ob mah bruvver, an’ startz likkin’ mah bruvver’s fayce. Shlup shlup shlup shlup goez teh Bawston Terror goggieburgar licker, an’ teh goggie are awl zowned aowt.
Wuddah DRAWMUH QUEEN! Dose meezers, allus playin aroun’ wid emoshun.
note teh human’s *splayed toe archy foot soppy grin* reflex
resissints be way fyootil
Kitteh iz doin “See no Ebil, Heer no Ebil, Speek no Ebil” all at teh saem tiem.
…spit no evul
Nice to see yoo back Theo… had ben missin yoo too…
lol!
Red alurt!
Borg qween cummin frew fur reactivashun sequence.
Charje photon tore-pee-toes. Phire at will.
No, no, no! Dont fier at Will, fier at Teh Borg Qween. Silleh Tribble.
Maus, U nebber been een da mileetariez haz u?
Eye am relievin U uff bridge dootee.
Maybee sum tyme cleanin owt da kargo bay will reinphorce starphleet protocawlz.
but admirubble Tribble! Ensin Redshert Will is neckxt to teh borg qween… yu want ai shuud still fyre at himz?
Ifn he’s warin teh redshert…..he muss die!
Doan luk at me like dat, ai dus nawt maek teh rools.