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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Amadeus

no worries, just hibernatinz for strikes wif pointy endz!

kafleen

YAY! An new furstee!! U nebbur got nawt secund before, has u, Amadeus!

Can wee dants fur u?

huh?Huh? *hops up an down wiff happee*

Romeow

Cum on an rock me Amadeus!

Tina

oh noes! you has disabels kitteh w/ ear skratchings!

iz k tho - he def. has teh free times.

 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

cues up overture to “Cosy fun Tutti”? fur danz in honur ob Amadeus?

doddledodledoo
doodldodoodldoodldoodl

kafleen

8-O Ooh, fantsee!

*donkee tries on poofee dress and prances arown fur Amadeus*

Hey! Wutchu snickurin at?!

 
 
Amadeus

atzually, i has gotten 1 furstee before, a while backs, dont member which piczee thoz?

whateber danse pleezes thee! thx!

 
 
 
Cookie's human

manual controls inside brains!!!! Didn’t know….

 
KittehlessJon

Emergency shut-off presspots in ears. Must press both at once to deactivate….

 
 
Romeow

Reactivation rekwires 20 yeer contract.

kafleen

LOL! :lol:

And only 20$ renewal fee! (wif a $300 rebate after you pay $320)

/u ain’t gettin dat rebate, sucka

 
 
I_dans_dans_dans

Zen kitteh reeches nervahna..

Romeow

kitteh spent furst 8 lives meditating in a sunbeem to reech nirvahna.

I_dans_dans_dans

OOOOOOhhhhhmmmmmeeeeeooowwwwww…

 
 
 
kwakkwak

*greetingz too zaanaaa*

 
Miss Dawn

Yoda kitteh tawks bakwerds.

shyrcat

backwerds talks kitteh yoda

 
 
 
 
 
Maus

This kitteh’s expression is the essence of “pleh”.

kafleen

mebbeh teh kind ub pleh affur eetin elebuntee millyun cheesburgas.

emma

elebentee millyun cheezburgas and won MAUS!!

jus kiddin! We lubs u Maus!!

Romeow

Eeek! Dere’s a Maus in teh howse!

Juss kiddin again.

{{{{{Maus}}}}}

kitsunerina

but himz cuuks dinner!

Maus

In Soviet Russia, dinner cooks YOU!

(Sry, cudnt resist)

 
 
 
 
 
 
KickahaOta

To reactivate
Limp Kitteh, please reinsert
tongue flap into mouth.

buggin2go

I bets a smooch on teh noze wood perks him up!!!

 
 
Sal

OMG! He’s He’s BUOTAFUL! WANT!!!!!

 
BigJimSlade

OMG, it’s Bucky from Get Fuzzy.

Lara

LMAO OMG I LOVE Get Fuzzy!!!!! ….you must be from New England….? LOL

feranghi

I’m from the country of Texas and love ‘GET FUZZY’, too!

I’ve been on a non-violent/non-stalking, one person crusade to get them to produce some plush items for us. The books are okay, but ya can’t beat a soft, cuddly, fluffish, snorgle-lishus stuffed kitteh/puppeh!!!

cheshirepat

zomg, I wanna Bucky plushey toy to sit nexta my Build-a-Kat!!

dat is, (Bill da Kat)…

Nedz

I has real haff simeez kitteh, looks jus like Bucky. He is plush. Haz both fangs, tho. So I gess i has living lurving Buckster toy!

The Crapture

mah Tonya-kitteh iz half-meezer, wif teh awl-blak furz, she broak teh tip offa wun of her fangz whiel dreemin she wuz a much biggur va-riot-eee of kitteh, liek mebbe a panthur, and in her sleep (and mine) sunk her teef right into mah shinbone.

i am sumtiemz haff temptid to re-naem her “Bucky” Ceiling-cat knoze she has teh saem purrsonality

 
SJ

OWWWWIE!!!! Borkd toof in shinbone - DO NOT WANT!

 
The Crapture

i woke up bleedin a littel bit and kitteh woke up lookin like :”whut teh hell iz goin on arownd heer and where is teh end of mah toof?”

sumtimes she lieks to sleep draped ovur mah leg when i ar lyin daown, liek she wuz a lepurrd in a tree

 
SJ

Sowns laik she wus dreemin she wuz lepurrd an u was teh gazell!

 
The Crapture

she hid under teh kitchin seenk foar an hower after i stopped kursin and spittin from teh pain of cutin owt taht toof fragmint frum mah leg.

soon as i wuz done wif teh Nawt-Sekond-Aid, i shook teh treet bag, tho, and then Tonya and mah Shadow-kitteh wuz riyte back in mah lap and awl wuz riet wif teh wurld

meenwile, she stil haz 21.5 pointy endz.

 
 
 
feranghi

SNARFFFFFF!! AAAAAAAACK !!! PFFFFFFFTTTT!!!

 
 
kafleen

I’ll join dat croosade!

I wunna Satchull anna Bucky anna Chubby Huggs.

Wut I needs too doo too hep u pesstur dem? :P

woodchuck

I wunna a bobbul-hed HappiCat dawl.

Still waytin…

 
feranghi

I’ve used the following link and e-mailed through the feedback address. Make sure you put “Get Fuzzy” in the subject line and I have received responses!

I’ve learned to ignore any of ones that mention ‘cease and desist’ or ‘internet stalking’ or ‘harassment’ and don’t take it personally anymore.

If you can’t see the link, go ahead and e-mail me at my name at aol dot com

And…some nice squooshy fwoft plush cheezburgers would be nice!

http://www.comics.com/comics/getfuzzy/html/contact_the_artist.html

 
 
 
 
 
kafleen

YEAH!! Juss wut I been thinkin!!

I LUV dat cartoon!

/an Chubby Huggs! :P

 
shyrcat

it IS teh Bucky! Ai thought he luked fami…faml….like ai new him!

 
Daphne Moss

That’s sooooo true…except Bucky is never this happy … Or wouldn’t admit to it…

 
SJ

Dat’s sackly wut ai fort. Teh calm befoar teh storm ai gess.

 
Susie

I thought the exact same thing! And I knew I couldn’t be the only one.

“You will be shamed like a child actor in a bed-wetting commercial.” –Bucky

 
 
Tiny Cheezburger & The Angel Catburgers

Wun ob mah nefyoo goggieburgars getz dis fayce. Him getz awn tops ob mah bruvver, an’ startz likkin’ mah bruvver’s fayce. Shlup shlup shlup shlup goez teh Bawston Terror goggieburgar licker, an’ teh goggie are awl zowned aowt.

 
Nangycat

Wuddah DRAWMUH QUEEN! Dose meezers, allus playin aroun’ wid emoshun.

Pittypat

note teh human’s *splayed toe archy foot soppy grin* reflex
resissints be way fyootil

 
 
Maus

Kitteh iz doin “See no Ebil, Heer no Ebil, Speek no Ebil” all at teh saem tiem.

buggin2go

Nice to see yoo back Theo… had ben missin yoo too…

 
 
 
 
Tribble

Red alurt!
Borg qween cummin frew fur reactivashun sequence.
Charje photon tore-pee-toes. Phire at will.

Maus

No, no, no! Dont fier at Will, fier at Teh Borg Qween. Silleh Tribble.

Tribble

Maus, U nebber been een da mileetariez haz u?
Eye am relievin U uff bridge dootee.
Maybee sum tyme cleanin owt da kargo bay will reinphorce starphleet protocawlz.

kitsunerina

but admirubble Tribble! Ensin Redshert Will is neckxt to teh borg qween… yu want ai shuud still fyre at himz?

SJ

Ifn he’s warin teh redshert…..he muss die!

Doan luk at me like dat, ai dus nawt maek teh rools.