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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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shor yu can kitteh, but keep yur poynty ends off teh hawt warder boddul!
Awsum an win nawt-sekund, Ambercat! Kungrajoolashunz!
What dance does uz want for ur nawt seconds? Maybe teh skeleton dance on acounts ov teh kitehs bad dweam?
betta:
Dere were two in da bed, and da kitteh sed
Roll over! Roll over!
So dey all rolled over and daddeh fell out
Dere were wun in da bed, adn da kitteh sed
Roll over! Roll over!
So dey all rolled over adn mommeh fell out
Dere’s jus da kitteh in da bed, adn da kitteh sed
I got da hole bed 2 myself
I got da hole bed 2 myself
I got da hole bed 2 myself
I got da hole bed 2 myself
(sung to he’s got da hole world in hiz hands)
lets do da rolly dance!
Roll, roll, roll in teh bed!
Vould you like a rrrrroll in ze hay? Roll, roll, roll….
(I liek Mel Brrrrroookksssssses movies!)
ooohh sweet mizteree uf lyfe at last i founddddd yu
Taffeta, sweethart.
I think you are my soulmate :O!
I learneded songz diffren. I learnded
Fouwa in da bed an da liddle one sed roll ova, roll ove, so dey all rolled ova and one fell out and he hit da fwoor and he gaved a shout and sang “Please rememba to tie a knot in your pajamaz, single beds were only made for one, two, fwee in da bed and da liddle one said…
Den at the end it be the same. Den again, I learnded mine from silly British camp counselers.
Awlso, I be like teh kitteh when I waz liddle, but sometimes i didn wan to disturb my mommah, so I just lied on da fwoor nexta her bed. I almost got stepped on many timez. >.<
i lubs dis storee adn sawngs (bof bersshuns!)
fishykitteh noes I sleepz lik a log, shez jus push me ober n cwal in nexta me- afer pushin goggie on da flur…….
momcat
Is kwarteh parst elleben at nite heer an Ai has werk in teh mornin so mebbee we can has Brahm’s lullallullallullaby an Ai’ll go beddy-byes
nite Ambercat…I will dants qwiutlee fur u.
Lullaaaby to Ambercat
Goes to sleep
Goes to sleep
Shut joor kyoot liddle eies.
Goes to sleep
Goes to sleep
An purrr happitail all nite.
dats a byutiful lolerby!
awwwwwwwwww……
Sweeps tyte der in Ingerlun, Ambercat!! Schweet Dreemz…
I noes! I’ve thot ov a sawng to cheer up teh kitteh, but muz sing kwietly so’s nawt to wake up Ambercat.
“Wenn der’s sumfin wrang
In teh naybirhood
Hoo joo gonna cawl?
Gostbusters!”
*Cum on kitteh, joyn in*
“I ain’t afrayed ov no gosts!
Yeah dis reely izznt teh rellyvant but I wanted to cheer up that liddle skeerd faes. Aaaah.
hear go Ambercat- iz da kitteh version….
Lullaby and good night
wif da kittehs bedight
with da kittehs bespread
on da Ambecat’s wee hed
lay thee down naow n rest
wif da kittehs be blessed
lay thee down naow n rest
Lay thee down now and rest
wif da kihites beez blllleeeessed
momcat
Dunno wy Ai bovver goin to bed - wus awayk until midnite an up agin at 4.30! Sleepin - Ai’m doin it rong! An nao Ai has to be awl bounsy an happi wit teh lidl chilluns
Ahhhg!! Pleh!! Meentyme, seburul hundrum mylz North, I haz saym sleepin prawblums, but nawt haz 2 wurk wit chilld runz.
Ai ses it Bfore an Ai ses it agin: Wen yu carnt sleep; hurrah fore teh innerwebs and teh BBC Werldserbiss!
An no bytin toez or fingurs!
or attackings da bed mice!
Dere be no such tings, kitteh. Dey are mai footsies!
my spicey kitteh loves to attack the bed mice
i’z glad somewon else noze about them
suri ahm late Ambercat.
*tip tip toe toe. swirl swirl*
Hot water bottul perteckted frum poynty ends by floofy kitteh feet. Kitteh floofy even between teh toez!
Awwwww….ub kors u kin seepeez wif meh, kitteh!
*snorgles*
*SPLORT*
Oh boi….sumbunnee beddur git teh CCC reddee….
Um, darrkwolff, hyer cum teh CCC. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Clere! Phumphf!
Hopez dat beter.
U seme a litl sport sensativ tudae. Dat kitteh not too kyute. Lukz skarey to meh.
Himz skeerd cuz ub bad dweem. Maeks himz bulnerabubble. Maekz foar teh kyoot.
it is ndeed! a scared sleepii kid wiff his hair awl mussed an askin fur sum komfurt aftur a bad drweem is da kootest ting evur! ebin if da kid is a furry wun.(esp.sew)
Teh furree jess maeks it moar kawaii!
Dat fayse maykes mee gigglol! Ees sew kyoot!
Maykes mee say’ Awwww!! C’mere, liddle skaredy kat!! Come n’ snugglol wif mawmee!’
hehe… gud fing I din’t get nawt-sekkond, cuz awl I can fink of dis pikshur is:
AWWWWWW…….. por fing!
Aww hunnie, deed u dweam Cruella Deville wuz makin kitteh coatz agin?
heh! : )
k, but no tikling wif teh nose hairs!
Awwwwwwwww yesh, yous can seeps wif mee!
Oh hai, is 3 a.m. is time to feed me. kthanksbai.
oh, I be bak at 5 a.m.
Ain’t dat teh troof.
An 530…
An 6…
U nawt ups yet? Lazee!
durn. dat wus opposed to be comment on miss foot’s comment. borked!
Jesus Christ!! its 10:00 a.m. - Put teh fud in teh bowell n no one gitz hurt!
onlee if yoo promiss no dutch ovenz….
Oh, cum heer kitteh, get unner teh cubbers.
Nao, I’ll tell u teh storee ov teh 3 Bline Mise, so u can has gud dweems.
dats agude idear
my Mu had a bad drweem wunce. she was at da foot ov da bed. moanin sawftly fur a second. den shi made da “ahm afeareded” noise .sew i touched hur syde and she started awake and gived a liddel hiss. den she saw mi and we went tew da top ov da bed togevur an slept soundly.
My cat was sound asleep once - I made a slight noize and he jumped up, flipped 180 degrees and hissed in an attack stance. I’d say he was having a bad dream.
i hab two kittehs under the cubers wiff me right now
is kinda tickly, but nise
sure — just don’t think i’m a litter box.
Dis kitteh ‘minds me ov de Goonz - ‘I’ve fallen in de watter’
awwww……………
If dis a waturbed, an u has anuddur bad dreem….we’ll bee seepin, all rite.
Wif teh bed fisheez! O_o
U can move about teh bed, but plz keep ur sawft paw claw cubbers on at awl tiems.
In case ov an mergency, ur pillow becums a flotashun device.
Ai reely, REELY skeered!
Pleez. pleez. pleez?!
Aw, shur, kitteh! Ai takes kar uf U and lubz U an snorglez U.
U jus settlez down nex 2 Me. U mai bebe.
hmm, rly, kitteh seems 2 B a bad dreem……
Ai sees ded peepul……..
m nyte shamalan. and bruce willis… ahhhrrrg… ah caint remembur da naem ov da film~!!!!!!!!
sixth sense?
yep tanks!
Kitteh no want porctolojist