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  1. Ambercat says:

    shor yu can kitteh, but keep yur poynty ends off teh hawt warder boddul!

    • Darrkwolff says:

      Awsum an win nawt-sekund, Ambercat! Kungrajoolashunz! :D

    • Brandon_ha says:

      What dance does uz want for ur nawt seconds? Maybe teh skeleton dance on acounts ov teh kitehs bad dweam?

      • pegataur says:

        betta:
        Dere were two in da bed, and da kitteh sed
        Roll over! Roll over!

        So dey all rolled over and daddeh fell out
        Dere were wun in da bed, adn da kitteh sed
        Roll over! Roll over!

        So dey all rolled over adn mommeh fell out
        Dere’s jus da kitteh in da bed, adn da kitteh sed

        I got da hole bed 2 myself
        I got da hole bed 2 myself
        I got da hole bed 2 myself
        I got da hole bed 2 myself
        (sung to he’s got da hole world in hiz hands)

        • pegataur says:

          lets do da rolly dance!

          Roll, roll, roll in teh bed!

        • LOLbun says:

          I learneded songz diffren. I learnded

          Fouwa in da bed an da liddle one sed roll ova, roll ove, so dey all rolled ova and one fell out and he hit da fwoor and he gaved a shout and sang “Please rememba to tie a knot in your pajamaz, single beds were only made for one, two, fwee in da bed and da liddle one said…

          Den at the end it be the same. Den again, I learnded mine from silly British camp counselers.

          Awlso, I be like teh kitteh when I waz liddle, but sometimes i didn wan to disturb my mommah, so I just lied on da fwoor nexta her bed. I almost got stepped on many timez. >.<

      • Ambercat says:

        Is kwarteh parst elleben at nite heer an Ai has werk in teh mornin so mebbee we can has Brahm’s lullallullallullaby an Ai’ll go beddy-byes

        • kafleen says:

          nite Ambercat…I will dants qwiutlee fur u.

        • Luna Kitteh says:

          Sweeps tyte der in Ingerlun, Ambercat!! Schweet Dreemz…

          • annyluvsprintie says:

            I noes! I’ve thot ov a sawng to cheer up teh kitteh, but muz sing kwietly so’s nawt to wake up Ambercat.

            “Wenn der’s sumfin wrang
            In teh naybirhood
            Hoo joo gonna cawl?
            Gostbusters!”

            *Cum on kitteh, joyn in*
            “I ain’t afrayed ov no gosts!

        • gascat says:

          hear go Ambercat- iz da kitteh version….

          Lullaby and good night
          wif da kittehs bedight
          with da kittehs bespread
          on da Ambecat’s wee hed

          lay thee down naow n rest
          wif da kittehs be blessed
          lay thee down naow n rest
          Lay thee down now and rest
          wif da kihites beez blllleeeessed

          momcat

        • ambercat says:

          Dunno wy Ai bovver goin to bed – wus awayk until midnite an up agin at 4.30! Sleepin – Ai’m doin it rong! An nao Ai has to be awl bounsy an happi wit teh lidl chilluns

          • paws4thot says:

            Ahhhg!! Pleh!! Meentyme, seburul hundrum mylz North, I haz saym sleepin prawblums, but nawt haz 2 wurk wit chilld runz.

    • SarahD says:

      An no bytin toez or fingurs!

    • princess mu says:

      suri ahm late Ambercat.

      *tip tip toe toe. swirl swirl*

    • Tessie says:

      Hot water bottul perteckted frum poynty ends by floofy kitteh feet. Kitteh floofy even between teh toez!

  2. Darrkwolff says:

    Awwwww….ub kors u kin seepeez wif meh, kitteh!

    *snorgles*

    *SPLORT*

    Oh boi….sumbunnee beddur git teh CCC reddee….

    • moiburger says:

      Um, darrkwolff, hyer cum teh CCC. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

      Clere! Phumphf!

      Hopez dat beter.

      U seme a litl sport sensativ tudae. Dat kitteh not too kyute. Lukz skarey to meh.

  3. zippycat says:

    hehe… gud fing I din’t get nawt-sekkond, cuz awl I can fink of dis pikshur is:

    AWWWWWW…….. por fing!

  4. Tribble says:

    Aww hunnie, deed u dweam Cruella Deville wuz makin kitteh coatz agin?

  5. fzk says:

    k, but no tikling wif teh nose hairs!

  6. aimless says:

    Awwwwwwwww yesh, yous can seeps wif mee!

  7. miss foots says:

    Oh hai, is 3 a.m. is time to feed me. kthanksbai.
    oh, I be bak at 5 a.m.

  8. Dani says:

    onlee if yoo promiss no dutch ovenz….

  9. Romeow says:

    Oh, cum heer kitteh, get unner teh cubbers.

    Nao, I’ll tell u teh storee ov teh 3 Bline Mise, so u can has gud dweems.

  10. John says:

    sure — just don’t think i’m a litter box.

  11. Paul says:

    Dis kitteh ‘minds me ov de Goonz – ‘I’ve fallen in de watter’

  12. maxiwaxikens says:

    awwww……………

  13. kafleen says:

    If dis a waturbed, an u has anuddur bad dreem….we’ll bee seepin, all rite.

  14. leaderoftheband says:

    Ai reely, REELY skeered!
    Pleez. pleez. pleez?!

    Aw, shur, kitteh! Ai takes kar uf U and lubz U an snorglez U.
    U jus settlez down nex 2 Me. U mai bebe.

  15. karen says:

    hmm, rly, kitteh seems 2 B a bad dreem……

  16. karen says:

    Ai sees ded peepul……..

  17. KC says:

    Kitteh no want porctolojist

  18. Pittypat says:

    At furst it wuzzint so skeery. Kittehs an puppehs were frolikking in teh yard as nice famlees stood proudlee outside new hoems they bought with a money they got frum this lady Fannie or her boyfren Freddy. But then. . .

  19. sophie says:

    “want a plane that loops the loop”

  20. D.R. says:

    Momeh? Momeh? Plz?…

    (Hugs)

  21. maxiwaxikens says:

    i dweemd huckerbee wun ther erlectshum

  22. rodney dill says:

    I can has ‘nuther Red Bull?

  23. rodney dill says:

    Who left toilet seat up?

  24. philene says:

    *gasp*
    ial jus kwyetlee bak down n maybe tehy no see me.

  25. rodney dill says:

    We has new doggie… I didn’t get the memo.

  26. miss foots says:

    Momeee, deactivated kitteh jus got activated agin, watt do I do?

  27. sillyannz says:

    OT/

    zomg we can has teh KYOOTEST lil red-eer slider turtlol heer at teh hoomane sosighatee i werks at… i wants to adopt her soooooo bad but mah hubby wud moev owt! (an yes, i do wants to keep himz, himz duz teh dishes an shuvuls teh sno an ar rly funneh an kyoot himzelf, plus himz waches teh collij baskitbawl wif meh an we skreems at teh telly togevver, it ar happeh-tiemz)
    but OHHH, kyoot lil turtlol… DO WANT!!! *sniffle*

    /OT

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      wen i furst reded teh fursts line, i fot you wuz saying taht’s wut teh kitteh in teh pikshure wuz sayin…adn i wundered wai on earf a kitteh wud be “zomg”ing about a turtlol- a kyoot cheezburger, yesh; a turtlol, no…

    • sillyannz says:

      lol – no, but i finkin mebbe dis kitteh had skaree dreem bowt giunt turtlol eatin himz cheezburger! teh horrur!!

    • SarahD says:

      Oh, well, huzbans be gud for tihngs sumtymes so, I gess u shuld nawt maek hims moov owt for turtlol… but still… I noes whut u meen. Turtlols is peeple too ;)

  28. Anycat says:

    kiwk get t3e peoopls frm da lst pitchr – dis kitteh nedd serios deacttavation, nedd sydamnese treemint, mbe little nips hlp tooo!

  29. Hyla's Brook says:

    Can Iz seepz wid u? Iz taek da pillo, u canl3t ur hed hang ober dah bed… Den Iz snugle up Bhind ur kneez so u cant turn around..
    Den Iz walk back & 4th out & under deh coverz so u get a chill.
    Den I sleepz on ur tummy so u hav 2 get up & go 2 da batrum in da middle ob de nite..
    Den I sit on da pillow & play ‘katch’ wid ur eyelashes…

    Iz luv it when Iz hav a nitemare….

    • Shera (kittehvet) says:

      aint it teh troof

    • teenie says:

      *snerk*

      Ai wuz taykin a nap 2day, en Ai knowd wen hubz gettid howm frum werk, acuz hyooj kitteh jumpt up frum bhind mai neez en leept on mai syde on her way 2 teh food bowl, en not-hyooj kitteh went ZOOM owt frum unner teh cuvverz en stept on mai arm en maykt a breez past mai fayce en Ai had 2 wayk up 2 yel at bofe kittehz, but then Ai sed o hai hubz, we can haz supper nao? en it wuz al good.

    • SarahD says:

      An den, when u get up and go to teh batroom, I taeks ur plaes on teh warm bed, and den I be mad at u when u try an gets back in teh bed an maek scaree mad kitteh in teh dark noyzes…

      (I no it nawt jus be mah kitteh dowin dis!)

      • kitsunerina says:

        teh oldr kittehs get.. teh moar tehy insisssts awn usin bedwwarmers- yu warm teh bed foar kitteh, an den kitteh sux teh heet owt.

        durin hour rilly cold snows foar krismus, mai sistr, that teh kittehs doant even lyke, wuz woked up bai teh kitteh, she gotz up to let himz owtsyde but himz layd down were she left it nise an warm an fell asleep insted. ai wishes kitteh kum joyn me, but ai wuz sleepin wif mai liddl sistr in hers bed cuz teh basemints r tooo cold an ai duznt has a bed there nemoar.

  30. Ronda says:

    Dis kitteh iz adowabow!! Plus also i needz sum moralz support. I gotz mah too kittehs fixted today. Nao dey is home an not so happeez. I is feelin awful for dem. Pls reminds me i does proper ting.

    • Shera (kittehvet) says:

      Yes, you did the right thing!!!!!

      A brief not happy for a lifetime of health.

      When I fixed my own babies, I felt terrible seeing them not feeling well, but knew it was the right thing.

      In a day or two you will not be able to tell a thing happened. But if you are really concerned about how they are feeling, be sure to talk to your vet. And if they don’t take your concerns seriously, find a new vet!

      and remember…
      Yes you did the right thing!!!!

    • Ronda says:

      Fank u Shera(kittehvet)!! Dey does seem to be progressing, medications wearing off a bit. Iz just a little unprepared cause dey is mah furst gurl kittehs. My big boy wuz no big deel to fix. Teh vet is gud guy, sed bring dem bak rite away if enee infections or problems.
      I jus needed to heer dat tonite, an I preciate u berry much!

      • gascat says:

        i don noe ifnz awl vetz duz dis, butz when mai girl goggie gots fixed, deh hadz a peepz wif her da hole tim while she sleepi. Peeps snorgled n petted goggie until goggie waz feelin bedda. I said fank u, da vetz says “oh dat peeps lubs doin dat, sos weiz putz it in her job description”.
        mades me feelz gud.

        momcat

        • Antoinette says:

          In Hebben, teh Vet Techs will get teh seats neckst to teh ubben where the chocklit chip cookies come owt. Dey’s gud peeps. Wen mai goggie wus inna horspistil, Vet Techs bot cheezburgers for her. Wudn’t take munnee from me to pay for dem.

    • sillyannz says:

      yay ronda, fanku fur fixin teh kittehs! u is savin teh lievs uv poor hoamless kittehs cuz der are waiiiii moar kittehs den hoams an dey can’t compeet wif awl teh kyoot lil kittens dat need hoams too. so, u is halpin lotsa kittehs, an u is bery gud purrson!

      • Ronda says:

        Yoo ar rite! If I had rooms for moar kittehs I could takes sum frum teh shelter, dey has plenty! I not needs to be makin moar. Fank yoo!

        • onceajinx says:

          Yesh, iz bestest ting! Gurls duz tayk lawnger to waykee up an feel bedar, but yoo kin pet dem an lurve awn dem naw, an den laff et dem wif der lampshayds awn…

          Yoo tell dem hao dey nawt git da ikee heet wuns a munth, nawt be et hi risk fur sum cansurs, be able to grow completelee, nawt has to cayr fur bebes wen dey too smawl, nawt wanna git owtside an be in danjur der…. So menee goo tings!

          Dey shood be neerlee norml by Caturday! Just no noms da stitchiz!!

    • teenie says:

      O yes, ronda, u did teh ryte fing fr shur! Ur good kitteh-mommee!

      • Ronda says:

        U r sweet, teenie, fank you! Dey seems to be walking moar nao an not staggerin so much (walkin slooowly, mind u). But I went to freshen teh water dish an dey wuz tryin to nok ober teh fud bag! So i guess dey is ok. :>)

    • SarahD says:

      U toadully did teh rite tihng. Tmrw, tehy nawt ebben notiss. Dey be much happeyr wifout awl dose crazee hormonez.

      Wuldnt we awl, reely.

    • Jennifffuurr says:

      Yur kittehs thankyouthankyouthankyou!! Hed-butz an fase-rubz fur careeng so much.

  31. annyluvsprintie says:

    Ai noes joo alreddi gotz teh professhunal reshurrans, but ai’s addin mai moral support, coz wenn I have hadded to get a kitteh fixt ai has felt liek Cruella De Vil (oar how she woodz feel ifn her had enny conshuns). Joo ar savin joor deer kittehs from a werld ov hurts – no fite woonds, no unwonted bebbehkittehs
    (depindin on teh soart of kitteh – boi oar gurl) an I beleev (Shera maybe can cawnfrim) givin them a longer lief. An odder bennyfits too.

    • Ronda says:

      Fanks annyluvsprintie! Is gud to heer. I haz 2 goggies an 3 kittehs, an all ub dem ar sumwun else’s “oopsies”. No formal adoptions, jus “I gotta dog/kitteh I need to get rid of”. Well, wun wuz jus dumped on my road even, dey dint even ask!! Dat frustrates me! So I fixes mine, so my hart is heavy an my wallet lighter. But joo makes me feel betters!

    • Shera (kittehvet) says:

      yep

      fixed kittehs and goggies live longer in general. no risks of cancers and infections of the removed parts, along with less fiting and roaming. and fiting leads to diseases (FIV is mostly spread thru fite hurts) and roaming leads to squished kittehs. And dun eben get me started on the pee isssues!!!

      and ther are jus too many kittehs in the whirld with no homes.

  32. onceajinx says:

    I wood look liek dis kitteh if ma deer hubbee wuzzint der to wayk me up. I musta had 16 reellee skeeree bad nitmayrs awn Munday…. Wuz bad bad, but wen I twitch an wimper, he frows hisself onto me a liddul an meks bad skeeree go away. Phew! Ma PTSD – I will sho it to yoo in da nite…..

    —–

    I hope dis kitteh NAWT tuterd, iz a manul, or Pallas’ Cat. Iz berree rayr. Prollee had dreemz it wuz going esstink – an dey camed troo. :-(
    Berree funnee lookin kittehs, but berree kewl, too!

    http://www.cathouse-fcc.org/ dey has mennee!

  33. jakeradz says:

    Oh god! Yer up…..pleez no look behind cowch! Bafroom wuz full.

  34. SJ says:

    Dis kitteh reminz me of me dis moarnin. I had dreem abowt a hamster an it was talkin to me. Ai aks mai husban if dis is a bad sine, an he sez it depenz on wut teh hamstr wus sayin.

    Um…so “Kill Them, Kill Them All” would be bad, rite?

  35. rodney dill says:

    Sorry… din’t mean ta seeya nekkid.

  36. bennie seys meow says:

    Kitteh dreemed about Myke Huckabee.

  37. Sal says:

    U can sleep w/ me kitteh, I loves u

  38. dikitteh says:

    Aww acourse kitteh! Has a bigs beds, so can sharez wif yoo.

  39. glamorous02 says:

    You have the most funniest pictures, I love em!

  40. Shoaib says:

    surez kitteh

  41. Glitterchild says:

    Does anyone knows where dis kitteh come from?! Looks just like mah old kitteh who ran away 2.5 years ago ) : Plz lemme know soon. k thx bai

  42. Glitterchild says:

    Does this kitteh livz in Texas? Plz lemme know. k thx bai

  43. Reilly says:

    You can but don’t wet the bed!

  44. ShadowXemnas says:

    Dude. u do not know what i just saw in your fridge….

    The Lettuce was talking to the salad…

    plotting revenge…

  45. calileaf says:

    in teh ichc book dis pic. sayz: ” i c dead peeps”

  46. Kerrenu says:

    Meenwil, in alturnat univerze, Lindezfarn has nother scaryz dreamz. (K&K 9/4/2007)


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