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shor yu can kitteh, but keep yur poynty ends off teh hawt warder boddul!
Awsum an win nawt-sekund, Ambercat! Kungrajoolashunz!
What dance does uz want for ur nawt seconds? Maybe teh skeleton dance on acounts ov teh kitehs bad dweam?
betta:
Dere were two in da bed, and da kitteh sed
Roll over! Roll over!
So dey all rolled over and daddeh fell out
Dere were wun in da bed, adn da kitteh sed
Roll over! Roll over!
So dey all rolled over adn mommeh fell out
Dere’s jus da kitteh in da bed, adn da kitteh sed
I got da hole bed 2 myself
I got da hole bed 2 myself
I got da hole bed 2 myself
I got da hole bed 2 myself
(sung to he’s got da hole world in hiz hands)
lets do da rolly dance!
Roll, roll, roll in teh bed!
Vould you like a rrrrroll in ze hay? Roll, roll, roll….
(I liek Mel Brrrrroookksssssses movies!)
ooohh sweet mizteree uf lyfe at last i founddddd yu
Taffeta, sweethart.
I think you are my soulmate :O!
I learneded songz diffren. I learnded
Fouwa in da bed an da liddle one sed roll ova, roll ove, so dey all rolled ova and one fell out and he hit da fwoor and he gaved a shout and sang “Please rememba to tie a knot in your pajamaz, single beds were only made for one, two, fwee in da bed and da liddle one said…
Den at the end it be the same. Den again, I learnded mine from silly British camp counselers.
Awlso, I be like teh kitteh when I waz liddle, but sometimes i didn wan to disturb my mommah, so I just lied on da fwoor nexta her bed. I almost got stepped on many timez. >.<
i lubs dis storee adn sawngs (bof bersshuns!)
fishykitteh noes I sleepz lik a log, shez jus push me ober n cwal in nexta me- afer pushin goggie on da flur…….
momcat
Is kwarteh parst elleben at nite heer an Ai has werk in teh mornin so mebbee we can has Brahm’s lullallullallullaby an Ai’ll go beddy-byes
nite Ambercat…I will dants qwiutlee fur u.
Lullaaaby to Ambercat
Goes to sleep
Goes to sleep
Shut joor kyoot liddle eies.
Goes to sleep
Goes to sleep
An purrr happitail all nite.
dats a byutiful lolerby!
awwwwwwwwww……
Sweeps tyte der in Ingerlun, Ambercat!! Schweet Dreemz…
I noes! I’ve thot ov a sawng to cheer up teh kitteh, but muz sing kwietly so’s nawt to wake up Ambercat.
“Wenn der’s sumfin wrang
In teh naybirhood
Hoo joo gonna cawl?
Gostbusters!”
*Cum on kitteh, joyn in*
“I ain’t afrayed ov no gosts!
Yeah dis reely izznt teh rellyvant but I wanted to cheer up that liddle skeerd faes. Aaaah.
hear go Ambercat- iz da kitteh version….
Lullaby and good night
wif da kittehs bedight
with da kittehs bespread
on da Ambecat’s wee hed
lay thee down naow n rest
wif da kittehs be blessed
lay thee down naow n rest
Lay thee down now and rest
wif da kihites beez blllleeeessed
momcat
Dunno wy Ai bovver goin to bed – wus awayk until midnite an up agin at 4.30! Sleepin – Ai’m doin it rong! An nao Ai has to be awl bounsy an happi wit teh lidl chilluns
Ahhhg!! Pleh!! Meentyme, seburul hundrum mylz North, I haz saym sleepin prawblums, but nawt haz 2 wurk wit chilld runz.
Ai ses it Bfore an Ai ses it agin: Wen yu carnt sleep; hurrah fore teh innerwebs and teh BBC Werldserbiss!
An no bytin toez or fingurs!
or attackings da bed mice!
Dere be no such tings, kitteh. Dey are mai footsies!
my spicey kitteh loves to attack the bed mice
i’z glad somewon else noze about them
suri ahm late Ambercat.
*tip tip toe toe. swirl swirl*
Hot water bottul perteckted frum poynty ends by floofy kitteh feet. Kitteh floofy even between teh toez!
Awwwww….ub kors u kin seepeez wif meh, kitteh!
*snorgles*
*SPLORT*
Oh boi….sumbunnee beddur git teh CCC reddee….
Um, darrkwolff, hyer cum teh CCC. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Clere! Phumphf!
Hopez dat beter.
U seme a litl sport sensativ tudae. Dat kitteh not too kyute. Lukz skarey to meh.
Himz skeerd cuz ub bad dweem. Maeks himz bulnerabubble. Maekz foar teh kyoot.
it is ndeed! a scared sleepii kid wiff his hair awl mussed an askin fur sum komfurt aftur a bad drweem is da kootest ting evur! ebin if da kid is a furry wun.(esp.sew)
Teh furree jess maeks it moar kawaii!
Dat fayse maykes mee gigglol! Ees sew kyoot!
Maykes mee say’ Awwww!! C’mere, liddle skaredy kat!! Come n’ snugglol wif mawmee!’
hehe… gud fing I din’t get nawt-sekkond, cuz awl I can fink of dis pikshur is:
AWWWWWW…….. por fing!
Aww hunnie, deed u dweam Cruella Deville wuz makin kitteh coatz agin?
heh! : )
k, but no tikling wif teh nose hairs!
Awwwwwwwww yesh, yous can seeps wif mee!
Oh hai, is 3 a.m. is time to feed me. kthanksbai.
oh, I be bak at 5 a.m.
Ain’t dat teh troof.
An 530…
An 6…
U nawt ups yet? Lazee!
durn. dat wus opposed to be comment on miss foot’s comment. borked!
Jesus Christ!! its 10:00 a.m. – Put teh fud in teh bowell n no one gitz hurt!
onlee if yoo promiss no dutch ovenz….
Oh, cum heer kitteh, get unner teh cubbers.
Nao, I’ll tell u teh storee ov teh 3 Bline Mise, so u can has gud dweems.
dats agude idear
my Mu had a bad drweem wunce. she was at da foot ov da bed. moanin sawftly fur a second. den shi made da “ahm afeareded” noise .sew i touched hur syde and she started awake and gived a liddel hiss. den she saw mi and we went tew da top ov da bed togevur an slept soundly.
My cat was sound asleep once – I made a slight noize and he jumped up, flipped 180 degrees and hissed in an attack stance. I’d say he was having a bad dream.
i hab two kittehs under the cubers wiff me right now
is kinda tickly, but nise
sure — just don’t think i’m a litter box.
Dis kitteh ‘minds me ov de Goonz – ‘I’ve fallen in de watter’
awwww……………
If dis a waturbed, an u has anuddur bad dreem….we’ll bee seepin, all rite.
Wif teh bed fisheez! O_o
U can move about teh bed, but plz keep ur sawft paw claw cubbers on at awl tiems.
In case ov an mergency, ur pillow becums a flotashun device.
Ai reely, REELY skeered!
Pleez. pleez. pleez?!
Aw, shur, kitteh! Ai takes kar uf U and lubz U an snorglez U.
U jus settlez down nex 2 Me. U mai bebe.
hmm, rly, kitteh seems 2 B a bad dreem……
Ai sees ded peepul……..
m nyte shamalan. and bruce willis… ahhhrrrg… ah caint remembur da naem ov da film~!!!!!!!!
sixth sense?
yep tanks!
Kitteh no want porctolojist
i resemble that remark
yep sometimes we just hab dem daze
At furst it wuzzint so skeery. Kittehs an puppehs were frolikking in teh yard as nice famlees stood proudlee outside new hoems they bought with a money they got frum this lady Fannie or her boyfren Freddy. But then. . .
and den, in mah dreem, dis skarey fing happened country wide…
n then u sez yor arms began to hurtz?
berry interesting…
dont no wevver to LOL or cwy a widdle bit…
yep it is a nitemare
Yup… an awl da polly tickshuns sez is “is nawt recess shun”
Wayl, nawt fur dem. Sigh.
“want a plane that loops the loop”
Mee?! Ai wantz teh Hula Hoop!
alvin….. Alvin…… ALVIN!!!!!!
OOOKAY!!!!
Momeh? Momeh? Plz?…
(Hugs)
OOOOH, Dr. Who refrenz,,,,,, Momeee. Momeee. The skeery liddul boy in teh gas mask.
R U mai mummee?
*SarahD hyds behyn cowch*
Iz der room fur uz boff? R cowches up aginst da wall, I caynt git behin der!
i dweemd huckerbee wun ther erlectshum
Oh kitteh, dats juss a dweem – dats nawt reel life.
U doan hab to b skared.
Yah, hoo wants some guv from Arkinsaw as prezzydint?
well, teh me from 1991 did. Mebee not so mush nao.
Have you heard his comments in Michigan two days ago?
He wants to amend the Constitution to enact his version of God’s law. Theocracy, here we come!
He is far more dangerous than I had thought.
I can has ‘nuther Red Bull?
Who left toilet seat up?
*gasp*
ial jus kwyetlee bak down n maybe tehy no see me.
We has new doggie… I didn’t get the memo.
RD – yoo are prolific an teh funnee.. apreshiate yoo!
Momeee, deactivated kitteh jus got activated agin, watt do I do?
OT/
zomg we can has teh KYOOTEST lil red-eer slider turtlol heer at teh hoomane sosighatee i werks at… i wants to adopt her soooooo bad but mah hubby wud moev owt! (an yes, i do wants to keep himz, himz duz teh dishes an shuvuls teh sno an ar rly funneh an kyoot himzelf, plus himz waches teh collij baskitbawl wif meh an we skreems at teh telly togevver, it ar happeh-tiemz)
but OHHH, kyoot lil turtlol… DO WANT!!! *sniffle*
/OT
wen i furst reded teh fursts line, i fot you wuz saying taht’s wut teh kitteh in teh pikshure wuz sayin…adn i wundered wai on earf a kitteh wud be “zomg”ing about a turtlol- a kyoot cheezburger, yesh; a turtlol, no…
lol – no, but i finkin mebbe dis kitteh had skaree dreem bowt giunt turtlol eatin himz cheezburger! teh horrur!!
Oh, well, huzbans be gud for tihngs sumtymes so, I gess u shuld nawt maek hims moov owt for turtlol… but still… I noes whut u meen. Turtlols is peeple too
lol – so troo! i hoeps her can finds a hoam soon. i lurned todai dat eben teh lil slider turtlols can libs to be 40 yeers owld! tawk abowt commitmint.
Wow! I dinnot no dat! Mebbe sum famblee wif a nyse backyard pawnd.
kiwk get t3e peoopls frm da lst pitchr – dis kitteh nedd serios deacttavation, nedd sydamnese treemint, mbe little nips hlp tooo!
Can Iz seepz wid u? Iz taek da pillo, u canl3t ur hed hang ober dah bed… Den Iz snugle up Bhind ur kneez so u cant turn around..
Den Iz walk back & 4th out & under deh coverz so u get a chill.
Den I sleepz on ur tummy so u hav 2 get up & go 2 da batrum in da middle ob de nite..
Den I sit on da pillow & play ‘katch’ wid ur eyelashes…
Iz luv it when Iz hav a nitemare….
aint it teh troof
*snerk*
Ai wuz taykin a nap 2day, en Ai knowd wen hubz gettid howm frum werk, acuz hyooj kitteh jumpt up frum bhind mai neez en leept on mai syde on her way 2 teh food bowl, en not-hyooj kitteh went ZOOM owt frum unner teh cuvverz en stept on mai arm en maykt a breez past mai fayce en Ai had 2 wayk up 2 yel at bofe kittehz, but then Ai sed o hai hubz, we can haz supper nao? en it wuz al good.
An den, when u get up and go to teh batroom, I taeks ur plaes on teh warm bed, and den I be mad at u when u try an gets back in teh bed an maek scaree mad kitteh in teh dark noyzes…
(I no it nawt jus be mah kitteh dowin dis!)
teh oldr kittehs get.. teh moar tehy insisssts awn usin bedwwarmers- yu warm teh bed foar kitteh, an den kitteh sux teh heet owt.
durin hour rilly cold snows foar krismus, mai sistr, that teh kittehs doant even lyke, wuz woked up bai teh kitteh, she gotz up to let himz owtsyde but himz layd down were she left it nise an warm an fell asleep insted. ai wishes kitteh kum joyn me, but ai wuz sleepin wif mai liddl sistr in hers bed cuz teh basemints r tooo cold an ai duznt has a bed there nemoar.
Dis kitteh iz adowabow!! Plus also i needz sum moralz support. I gotz mah too kittehs fixted today. Nao dey is home an not so happeez. I is feelin awful for dem. Pls reminds me i does proper ting.
Yes, you did the right thing!!!!!
A brief not happy for a lifetime of health.
When I fixed my own babies, I felt terrible seeing them not feeling well, but knew it was the right thing.
In a day or two you will not be able to tell a thing happened. But if you are really concerned about how they are feeling, be sure to talk to your vet. And if they don’t take your concerns seriously, find a new vet!
and remember…
Yes you did the right thing!!!!
Fank u Shera(kittehvet)!! Dey does seem to be progressing, medications wearing off a bit. Iz just a little unprepared cause dey is mah furst gurl kittehs. My big boy wuz no big deel to fix. Teh vet is gud guy, sed bring dem bak rite away if enee infections or problems.
I jus needed to heer dat tonite, an I preciate u berry much!
i don noe ifnz awl vetz duz dis, butz when mai girl goggie gots fixed, deh hadz a peepz wif her da hole tim while she sleepi. Peeps snorgled n petted goggie until goggie waz feelin bedda. I said fank u, da vetz says “oh dat peeps lubs doin dat, sos weiz putz it in her job description”.
mades me feelz gud.
momcat
In Hebben, teh Vet Techs will get teh seats neckst to teh ubben where the chocklit chip cookies come owt. Dey’s gud peeps. Wen mai goggie wus inna horspistil, Vet Techs bot cheezburgers for her. Wudn’t take munnee from me to pay for dem.
yay ronda, fanku fur fixin teh kittehs! u is savin teh lievs uv poor hoamless kittehs cuz der are waiiiii moar kittehs den hoams an dey can’t compeet wif awl teh kyoot lil kittens dat need hoams too. so, u is halpin lotsa kittehs, an u is bery gud purrson!
Yoo ar rite! If I had rooms for moar kittehs I could takes sum frum teh shelter, dey has plenty! I not needs to be makin moar. Fank yoo!
Yesh, iz bestest ting! Gurls duz tayk lawnger to waykee up an feel bedar, but yoo kin pet dem an lurve awn dem naw, an den laff et dem wif der lampshayds awn…
Yoo tell dem hao dey nawt git da ikee heet wuns a munth, nawt be et hi risk fur sum cansurs, be able to grow completelee, nawt has to cayr fur bebes wen dey too smawl, nawt wanna git owtside an be in danjur der…. So menee goo tings!
Dey shood be neerlee norml by Caturday! Just no noms da stitchiz!!
O yes, ronda, u did teh ryte fing fr shur! Ur good kitteh-mommee!
U r sweet, teenie, fank you! Dey seems to be walking moar nao an not staggerin so much (walkin slooowly, mind u). But I went to freshen teh water dish an dey wuz tryin to nok ober teh fud bag! So i guess dey is ok. :>)
U toadully did teh rite tihng. Tmrw, tehy nawt ebben notiss. Dey be much happeyr wifout awl dose crazee hormonez.
Wuldnt we awl, reely.
*drinx to dat*
Wuldnt we awl, reely!
lolz!!!!!!
Now dats da truf!!
Yur kittehs thankyouthankyouthankyou!! Hed-butz an fase-rubz fur careeng so much.
Ai noes joo alreddi gotz teh professhunal reshurrans, but ai’s addin mai moral support, coz wenn I have hadded to get a kitteh fixt ai has felt liek Cruella De Vil (oar how she woodz feel ifn her had enny conshuns). Joo ar savin joor deer kittehs from a werld ov hurts – no fite woonds, no unwonted bebbehkittehs
(depindin on teh soart of kitteh – boi oar gurl) an I beleev (Shera maybe can cawnfrim) givin them a longer lief. An odder bennyfits too.
Fanks annyluvsprintie! Is gud to heer. I haz 2 goggies an 3 kittehs, an all ub dem ar sumwun else’s “oopsies”. No formal adoptions, jus “I gotta dog/kitteh I need to get rid of”. Well, wun wuz jus dumped on my road even, dey dint even ask!! Dat frustrates me! So I fixes mine, so my hart is heavy an my wallet lighter. But joo makes me feel betters!
yep
fixed kittehs and goggies live longer in general. no risks of cancers and infections of the removed parts, along with less fiting and roaming. and fiting leads to diseases (FIV is mostly spread thru fite hurts) and roaming leads to squished kittehs. And dun eben get me started on the pee isssues!!!
and ther are jus too many kittehs in the whirld with no homes.
I wood look liek dis kitteh if ma deer hubbee wuzzint der to wayk me up. I musta had 16 reellee skeeree bad nitmayrs awn Munday…. Wuz bad bad, but wen I twitch an wimper, he frows hisself onto me a liddul an meks bad skeeree go away. Phew! Ma PTSD – I will sho it to yoo in da nite…..
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I hope dis kitteh NAWT tuterd, iz a manul, or Pallas’ Cat. Iz berree rayr. Prollee had dreemz it wuz going esstink – an dey camed troo.
Berree funnee lookin kittehs, but berree kewl, too!
http://www.cathouse-fcc.org/ dey has mennee!
http://www.cathouse-fcc.org/images/nikolai1204.jpg
I had neber seed dem before. Teh face reminds me a liddul of teh bobcatz in teh Ozarks. Nao dat wud gibs me nitemares! These are not domestic ar dey?
Oh god! Yer up…..pleez no look behind cowch! Bafroom wuz full.
FTW! ROFWL!!
Dis kitteh reminz me of me dis moarnin. I had dreem abowt a hamster an it was talkin to me. Ai aks mai husban if dis is a bad sine, an he sez it depenz on wut teh hamstr wus sayin.
Um…so “Kill Them, Kill Them All” would be bad, rite?
Sorry… din’t mean ta seeya nekkid.
Kitteh dreemed about Myke Huckabee.
U can sleep w/ me kitteh, I loves u
Aww acourse kitteh! Has a bigs beds, so can sharez wif yoo.
You have the most funniest pictures, I love em!
surez kitteh
Does anyone knows where dis kitteh come from?! Looks just like mah old kitteh who ran away 2.5 years ago ) : Plz lemme know soon. k thx bai
Does this kitteh livz in Texas? Plz lemme know. k thx bai
test
wat u testing?
Ur frendship.
and Here u r!♥
LOL…just kidding…ICHC was down cuz of rassinfrassinwordpress and wen it came
back up, no one was posting, so I checked to see if it was even TAKING the
posts.
You can but don’t wet the bed!
Dude. u do not know what i just saw in your fridge….
The Lettuce was talking to the salad…
plotting revenge…
in teh ichc book dis pic. sayz: ” i c dead peeps”
Meenwil, in alturnat univerze, Lindezfarn has nother scaryz dreamz. (K&K 9/4/2007)