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Cheezburger Network Blog
inspektur kitteh tew da resqew!
With l-o-n-g- arms I tip my hat to you, Princess Mu, for being not-second!
has you a song adn danz reqwest? Concatumakashuns!
(startz off key “singing” of owd guesswho toon bout loss of cheezburgr )
“tehse eyes, cry ebry night fur yew
tehse arms…they long to hold you again…
teh hurtin’s on me, yeah,
adn i will nebber be freeeee, no, my burgeeerrrrrz
tehy gibbed a promuss to me, yeah
to gib me bergerz, adn tehy borked it
(kitteh lukz round to see if it iz habin any effekt; gibs up, stretches, adn teks nap)
singz in sleep
tehy promissed burgurz to me, yeaaaaah,
adn tehy borked it, tehy borked it
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
tehy promised burgers tew mii….ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz
Guess Who FTW! mmm cheezburger!
Yay! Princess Mu is nawt secund!! Cuddun hab happuned to a nicur purrsun!
i lubz taht donkee
dats Donkee frum teh “Shrek” moovees.
i lubz taht donkee frum teh shrek moobie
doan know whai…butt dat made mee laff.
tanks yawl : )
dunt be coy w/ me kitteh – i will still grabbies n snuggles yr armsies.
kitteh stetched too much, too often.
hey, yew tied fur nawt sekund. hab a rekwest?
corm grad chuew late shuns
luk! Iz twaller!!!!! ahahahah!
momcat
(lubs it wen da gascat leafs himz a count up- I gets abatar! *snicker*
an now aize gotz the cabin fever… AH!
Hay! Stretch Armstrong growed furs!
u stold mai thots
I needz dese arms fer many things.
they cood be useful fer Nawty Barn activities and helpful fer defeating the change eating vending machines.
hmmm………. we could keep kitteh in the nawty barn hay loft and he could hand down fresh kegs of beer when needed………..
)
awlso good for shaking martoonees vigeruslee. Bring back Daneel Craig! It’s coooold down here in Texis. Lets do teh Nawtu Barn boogie and generate some bodee heets
we have feetz of snows here…..I am sooooooooooooo READY for Summer naow!!!
WE can meets in dah nawty barn and dress up Gadget Kitty laik Daneel Craig. WE gets teh warm from laffin so hard and slportin martooees out our schnozes. WE invite all peeps wiff chins so Lolcatburglar can scratch dem.
feetz of snow? Den how yoo walk arownd in teh summer? Dey be melted!
hee hee. you funnee! and has good point…not pointy hed jes make sense wiff yer commintz. I will insert paw in mouf nao
*muffled* Dt’s not ur mouf, addkitthz. Plz to rmove
sorry LCB. yew knoes when yer armz is so long and yer legz iz so shert it’s eezy to git discombulated ‘n stuffs. I rmoovs nao
mai feetz take awl summer to warm up after such a winter!
Hay, gayla, meebe addkittehz could puts ur feetz in her mouf to warm them ups?
hmmm……..now THAT would be a trick! lolz
“cants lub ya ‘caus yur feetz two beeg!”
momcat
Fats Waller – FTW!!!
OT… about change eeting vending masheens… one fing i lerned werkin’ at a home improovmint store is taht a Stanley tape measure is verry yoosful fer fishin’ out teh stuck snackies from a vending machine. if u has one nearby neks time ur snack gets stuck, jus unwind teh tape measure and swoosh it up thar n u can free yer enslaved snack wifout loosin’ ur munee or waitin’ fer teh refund.
kewl! fanks. i lernz so mush frum my cheezfredns
u r geeneeus. you wins fr best Mcguiver trick ub deh day.
absolutely! what a gud trick! I will puts one in my purse next to the pepper spray I use on the low burger troll! lolz
Yabbut his back legs is like 2 inches long.
dis cood be good fer laffs, but not much fun at cherch.
The long arm of teh law will catch you, ebildooowerz.
u kant be eskayping teh long arm of teh LOL
Yu kant owtrun de long arm uf de paw.
Izznt der a Kenny Rogers sawng abowt dis kitteh?
Is its naem Lew Seal?
yew piked a fine time to leab me Lol Seal
wif four hungree kittehs
and a bukkit to fillz…
yesh, ideedy tehre iz a Keeny Rgdrs sawng bout teh lawng arm obteh law, bud itz nawt Lucille.
Itz cawled The Long Arm of teh Law.
reely? it wuzzint jone armitrading’s song bowt disarmingly charming armadillos armed with marmelade?
oh well, no arm dun.
*groan*
Dat’s a good naem for a song bout teh lawng arm ob teh law.
must…reech…plate o cheezburgrz……
nu cheezburger 4 uuuu
Wutz a gadget gato?
A gato hooz neither tall nor a madget – a Gadget!
(kitteh) I’m weddy fur mye manlolcure nao. Wutz dis lubly gween likwid my paws are soakin inn?
(madge) yore soaking in Paw molive!
(Head desk)
U R my hero!
That was genius!
no wai! ididnt fink ennywon wud geddid!
(shuffles paws adn blushes..nebber beened cawlededed a heero!)
youz on a roll tooday wif teh clebber comments!!!
haf sum choklit an keeps deh laffs comin to amooz us, pls!
(big gwin)- fankz, i needed taht.
wen i sawded teh low burgrz erlyer i wuz weddy to gib up.
So… Madge duz ma nayls, but Midge has da nip, rite?
I gits confoodled…
If you’re a Heero, you must be a Gundam pilot!
had to gooogle taht wun. interesting. i dont fink i fit the descripshun ob eiffer wun of the Heero yuys. Mebbee we shuld kreyate a new Heero fur teh ICHC site. A peace lubbing kittehfwend hoo uses razor sharp wit to konqur trolls wif Scentz of Humor spritz wepun.
Oar, if dat duzzn’t werk, ai still has mai pitchfork.
Mary O’Spockin,
Yer trooly amazin’. Yoo needs to rite teh Caturday Nite Livez….. Ai yam glad yoor not on straik, tho Too funee!!
oh AOW!! dat wuz payneful funnee…
LOL Mary O’Spockin, Ai thot of Madge tew!
axually, Ai alzo thot, Kitteh must has Sillee Puttee in genes…..
silleee puttee iz a stiky subjekt fur me.
i wonst gotted in Big Twubble wehn i wuz a gurlkitteh cuz i gotted sillleee puttee stucked awl ober teh new red solfa mummah kitteh had botted.
(wuz uglee skratchee solfa ennywayz-the sillee putteee wuz improvemnt, IMHO)
I wonst gotted in beeg twubbel for frowing sillee puttee (or wuz is plai dough?) at the seeling. I fot seeling cat wud fro is bakk down, but he vannisheded wen trubbel wuz spotteded! Teh puttee stukkded tew the seeling and din’t come down till we got awn a stepstool an got it .. but eben yeers later dare wuz a staynd spot awn the seeling!
Yanoe dose stretchee lizard tois yoo kin git in a gum masheen or at a Karnibul? My littul wun shot wun lyk a rubbah ban up tu teh seeling uv teh TALL foyer, an it stuk up dere fur moar tahn a yeer! Owr laddrs cudnt reech it! Hadda wayt til we hyrd sumwun to repaynt teh seeling befoar we got dat wun daon. Loooong wayt.
Wut didja said 2 yr gests wen tehy sed ” Wuts teh lizzerd doin on yer seelin??”
( Ifn tihs isnt an opening for a 1 liner- I dont no wut is…)
whut lizzerd?
thats mai monitor.
at leest wazn’t a TEAL sofa… cheezfrends got theyr fill ob thoze yestiddy!
LOL, wen I libd in Hi why yeah, ma bruvver tol me bowt how in wun uv hims classis, dey wood lik da gummee bayrs an flick dem up to da seeleeng. Dey wood stik!
Da necks yeer, I wuz big high skool growd up kitteh. I walk into class, an look up. Der weres hunnerds uv gummee bayrs awn da seeleeng!!! Wuz saym classroom ma bruvver had befoar!
oooo oooo ooooo kan we comes obber to yur house adn try it out????? i brings teh gummies!!!my tweet!
would be much win adn awesum
canwecanwecanwe?????
Juss a leetle farther…a leeeeetle farther…. den cheezburger will be mine!
An dey sai dat horiz- harez- saidwaiz straipz meks u look short. Peh.
Elastakitteh iz nuewest suuuupar-ero!
Reed Richards kitteh is Fantastic!
This may be a reach —
but I just found a breach
in the employee memo
that arrived nawt long ago
I said that I could find
A lil bitty time
To make a break for it
Without the need to quit
The job that I so need
(It buys the cat feed)
All I have to do
Is send this on to you
And when the job is done –
I am back on the run
To make up for the time
I spent on this silly rhyme
HEEHEHEHE
Gayla’s no “Jack-the-poet” — but It was fun!
)
iz gud gayla34! I liks!
iz fun two do dis huh!
momcat
At mai howse, we calls dis:
“gowing lawng-paw.”
U shud c mai bolliball serv
Aym not shur dat kittehs wif . . . um . . . artyfishul eggstenshuns is purrmitted tu plaiy. Unfayr advantuj, an awl dat.
We wuz playin wif llamas last tyme, so de innernashunal rools uhpplyed. Innernashunal rools iz a bit moar purrmissive.
Nao, wher wuz dat pesky imbissibul rool buk . . . Aym afrayd I may haz lossted it.
(laffs ebilly to self)
here, yuse my inbisibull rool buk…i jest happund to fynd eet.
Why, tankx a millyun, Mary O’S!
*leefs thru buk, stawps immedyutlee, lukking shokked*
Why, Mary O! Dis is nawt de imbissibul rool buk. Dis buk is filled wif pikshoors uv a lawng-pawed kitteh doin’ owtRAYghyus tings in de nawtee barn.
Mary, yu haz givven me a dirdee buk to reed. Why aym SHOKKED, SHOKKED, to mah verree fowndayshuns.
*kwikly piks up buk, luks intently at pikshors; gets owt magnifyin glass to see detayls moar kleerly*
WUT!!!!!!!!?????????
Great Scott! I’ve ben Biffed by that ebildoer, (Biff.)
Dats nawt wut I botted in teh store in the fyoooture! Biff has changedededed it adn put teh rool book cobber onnit!
GREAT SCOTT! Its a rift in teh timespacecontinuum! Get in teh Delorean! (brb)
Wayt! a bolt of lytening is gonna stryke teh klok tower at pres . . . presh . . . ZACKlee 10:04pm, next Caturday nyte!
If we can somehow… *harness* this lytening… *channel* it… into the flux capacitor… it just myte uork.
On Caturday nyte, we’re sending yoo BAK to teh fyoochur!!
izza date! letz sceenkronize ower washtes.
Sry kitteh. IKEA sent teh rong size. Yoo want exchange?
Stretchee cat is stretchee
Brains, stop chasings uncle.
*whiny, petulant voice* “Dis a photoshop!”
/runs
Yu reeminds me uv hoomin-style comic thingie on intarwebz:
http://xkcd.com/331/
That’s great!
I get sooooo sick of the “That’s Photoshopped” whiners.
I lub xkcd!
…and going, and going, and going…
iz nawt bunni! silli Teho! Iz kitteh!
(iz nawt pinky n floofy eder….)
momcat
stend is teh enerjaizer bunneh?
0.0
hmmmm- I finks zo!
momcat
Teh byootishun sed deze paw eggstenshuns wuld be so nachural nobuddee wuld notiss.
Paw eggstenshuns – Duz shee or duzzint shee? Onlee her hare-dresser noes fur shur.
miz clairlol
but…..
iz gud to da las drop!
momcat
long armz are loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.
Go go gadget longcat!
I axeded for “LOLcat”, not “TALLcat”!!!1
Hoo-eee, I luuken thru awl the kommintz an find awl dese peepels wiff low burger rateengs! We hab a troll in ower midsts! Begone, fowl troll!
I gibbed u awl 5 burgrs to halp, but in sum cases, it onlee raysed teh rateeng bai haff a burger if dat! I wish I cud gib u all elbentytwelv burgrs!
Kurs yoo, nastee troll!
ya-
i kumz alawng eber nit n fixey, fixey, fixey…..
sumtimz lvt gibs meiz da sore fingies!
momcat
Go, go, go Gadget u noes wut they say
Hang on now Gadget u’ll make it sum day
Dont giff up Gadjet fite til u drop
Weve red teh book an u cum owt on top
(ref: kitteh’s teknikolor blankie, abuff)
No fare PP. Gives us a chanse to gess the ref furst.
lol, it juss seemed too randum, even for moi
I gessed it. Yoo aint gonna get menee moosical thee-ate-er refs past me, evun if obfusca… obfesce… hided liek dis wun.
doky oky- yuz challanges meiz maus
(dis nawt two obskwer, jus fursy wun I fout uf..)
“Imz a mild n meek as a maus
whenz I heer a co mand Iz obay
but I noes ub a spot in mai haus
wherez no wun canz standz in mai wai”
bonuf- da fursty singer waz……..
momcat
R&H sinderlella?
aize wants to be teh sinderlella, but aize nawt talentd durin awdishuns…
berri gud!
naoi da rest- I gibs u hint, waz akshouly made fur t.v n designed especially fur a particular actress/ singer/ legend in der own tim…..
who dat?
momcat
Julie Andrews. And her version is tons better than the “Leslie Ann Warren” or the “Brandy” version.
I couldn’t do the challenge yesterday ’cause I had to leave work. So anyway PP… BRING IT ON, GIRL!
lubs dat version! didz u sees on da PBS awhil ago? shes tawlked bout how teeny tiny da set was. Berry innerestin-
momcat
purrpechually uphill kitteh taeks teh wate off teh frunt paws furr a bit.
“Mai frens calls me Stiltz”
an i stiltz dont noes wut they meen
*headdesk*
an I is captain of the bukkit ball teem!
Is dis de ebil Dr. Klaw?
da long arm of da lol(cat)
dis kitteh needz teh gadget arms moar dan yoo!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/24/wai-yoo-takes-mah-pahs-away/
wowzers!
see – ai tol u mai lef arm longur tahn mai rite.
OMG I luv those movies!
oh….your kitteh looks like my kitteh
this lolcat looks just like my girl princess!!! it’s amazing!
Lawll!
Inspektur kitteh cannae reech wut he wants tho <33
too cayutte <333