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inspektur kitteh tew da resqew!
With l-o-n-g- arms I tip my hat to you, Princess Mu, for being not-second!
has you a song adn danz reqwest? Concatumakashuns!
(startz off key “singing” of owd guesswho toon bout loss of cheezburgr )
“tehse eyes, cry ebry night fur yew
tehse arms…they long to hold you again…
teh hurtin’s on me, yeah,
adn i will nebber be freeeee, no, my burgeeerrrrrz
tehy gibbed a promuss to me, yeah
to gib me bergerz, adn tehy borked it
(kitteh lukz round to see if it iz habin any effekt; gibs up, stretches, adn teks nap)
singz in sleep
tehy promissed burgurz to me, yeaaaaah,
adn tehy borked it, tehy borked it
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
tehy promised burgers tew mii….ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz
Guess Who FTW! mmm cheezburger!
Yay! Princess Mu is nawt secund!! Cuddun hab happuned to a nicur purrsun!
i lubz taht donkee
dats Donkee frum teh “Shrek” moovees.
i lubz taht donkee frum teh shrek moobie
doan know whai…butt dat made mee laff.
tanks yawl : )
dunt be coy w/ me kitteh - i will still grabbies n snuggles yr armsies.
kitteh stetched too much, too often.
hey, yew tied fur nawt sekund. hab a rekwest?
corm grad chuew late shuns
luk! Iz twaller!!!!! ahahahah!
momcat
(lubs it wen da gascat leafs himz a count up- I gets abatar! *snicker*
an now aize gotz the cabin fever… AH!
Hay! Stretch Armstrong growed furs!
u stold mai thots
I needz dese arms fer many things.
they cood be useful fer Nawty Barn activities and helpful fer defeating the change eating vending machines.
hmmm………. we could keep kitteh in the nawty barn hay loft and he could hand down fresh kegs of beer when needed……….. :D)
awlso good for shaking martoonees vigeruslee. Bring back Daneel Craig! It’s coooold down here in Texis. Lets do teh Nawtu Barn boogie and generate some bodee heets
we have feetz of snows here…..I am sooooooooooooo READY for Summer naow!!!
WE can meets in dah nawty barn and dress up Gadget Kitty laik Daneel Craig. WE gets teh warm from laffin so hard and slportin martooees out our schnozes. WE invite all peeps wiff chins so Lolcatburglar can scratch dem.
feetz of snow? Den how yoo walk arownd in teh summer? Dey be melted!
hee hee. you funnee! and has good point…not pointy hed jes make sense wiff yer commintz. I will insert paw in mouf nao
*muffled* Dt’s not ur mouf, addkitthz. Plz to rmove
sorry LCB. yew knoes when yer armz is so long and yer legz iz so shert it’s eezy to git discombulated ‘n stuffs. I rmoovs nao
mai feetz take awl summer to warm up after such a winter!
Hay, gayla, meebe addkittehz could puts ur feetz in her mouf to warm them ups?
hmmm……..now THAT would be a trick! lolz
“cants lub ya ‘caus yur feetz two beeg!”
momcat
Fats Waller - FTW!!!
OT… about change eeting vending masheens… one fing i lerned werkin’ at a home improovmint store is taht a Stanley tape measure is verry yoosful fer fishin’ out teh stuck snackies from a vending machine. if u has one nearby neks time ur snack gets stuck, jus unwind teh tape measure and swoosh it up thar n u can free yer enslaved snack wifout loosin’ ur munee or waitin’ fer teh refund.
kewl! fanks. i lernz so mush frum my cheezfredns
u r geeneeus. you wins fr best Mcguiver trick ub deh day.
absolutely! what a gud trick! I will puts one in my purse next to the pepper spray I use on the low burger troll! lolz
Yabbut his back legs is like 2 inches long.
dis cood be good fer laffs, but not much fun at cherch.
The long arm of teh law will catch you, ebildooowerz.
u kant be eskayping teh long arm of teh LOL
Yu kant owtrun de long arm uf de paw.
Izznt der a Kenny Rogers sawng abowt dis kitteh?
Is its naem Lew Seal?
yew piked a fine time to leab me Lol Seal
wif four hungree kittehs
and a bukkit to fillz…
yesh, ideedy tehre iz a Keeny Rgdrs sawng bout teh lawng arm obteh law, bud itz nawt Lucille.
Itz cawled The Long Arm of teh Law.
reely? it wuzzint jone armitrading’s song bowt disarmingly charming armadillos armed with marmelade?
oh well, no arm dun.
*groan*
Dat’s a good naem for a song bout teh lawng arm ob teh law.
must…reech…plate o cheezburgrz……
nu cheezburger 4 uuuu
Wutz a gadget gato?
A gato hooz neither tall nor a madget - a Gadget!
(kitteh) I’m weddy fur mye manlolcure nao. Wutz dis lubly gween likwid my paws are soakin inn?
(madge) yore soaking in Paw molive!
(Head desk)
U R my hero!
That was genius!
no wai! ididnt fink ennywon wud geddid!
(shuffles paws adn blushes..nebber beened cawlededed a heero!)
youz on a roll tooday wif teh clebber comments!!!
haf sum choklit an keeps deh laffs comin to amooz us, pls!
(big gwin)- fankz, i needed taht.
wen i sawded teh low burgrz erlyer i wuz weddy to gib up.
So… Madge duz ma nayls, but Midge has da nip, rite?
I gits confoodled…
If you’re a Heero, you must be a Gundam pilot!
had to gooogle taht wun. interesting. i dont fink i fit the descripshun ob eiffer wun of the Heero yuys. Mebbee we shuld kreyate a new Heero fur teh ICHC site. A peace lubbing kittehfwend hoo uses razor sharp wit to konqur trolls wif Scentz of Humor spritz wepun.
Oar, if dat duzzn’t werk, ai still has mai pitchfork.
Mary O’Spockin,
Yer trooly amazin’. Yoo needs to rite teh Caturday Nite Livez….. Ai yam glad yoor not on straik, tho Too funee!!
oh AOW!! dat wuz payneful funnee…