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IT EATS MEH!
HALP!
CSI: Kitteh
o noes! teh furenzic kittehs com and figur out teh crime nao!!
YES! I love it! I was hoping the one that said, “Yer next !”would show up, but since it didn’t, you did it!
Howza bowda little dants?
Um, wut kind, doe? *pondurs* I not noe any strangulashun dantses! LOL!!
how bout the Mashed Potato?
Dood, nok nex tyme!
Caws dis bee “Otto”. An I bee “Phyxin” his a..
nebburmine. U eeder gets it or yu doan.
WIN!!!
U no teh code…nao juss walk awai an furgit u eber seed dis.
Conkratshoolayshuns on nawt sekund!
Tihs luks lyke mai Roody wen he kiks az awn Beenster.
Kriminy. Dis shooda ben in responz to Maus… Waks awai, hangz hed in shaym.
s’ok Roody’s mom. Ai finks its wurdpress sumtymes maeks tings mest upp.
don’t ask, don’t tell
I will has mai revenj, in dis lyf or teh nekst.
If yuz tellz mahm r dad, I keelz u, ‘k?
eek! …thats just freaky
We was playing a littel too ruff. Gud thing I noes teh CPR!
butt that Heimlich Manuevor is rlly a miss-tory 2 mii.
Cuz Kitteh keeps doin da Hiney-lick manoover….
I dunno wat happened.
She waz going on an on an on bout sum stoopy bukit,
an I juss snapped.
Dr. Fill kitteh
Bringz an innervenshun down
On Britny kitteh
You all maht wanna luk away…
I showed her mah sexy poes, liek this!
kitty has finally perfected ‘blue steel’ !!! it’s … beautiful !!!
( however, kitty still can not turn left )
Zoolander!
With much apprication to Stend for his numerous incredible posts and his willingness to do whatever is necessary to prove that a Ipod shuffle is not hurting the kittehs ears, I must point out that “Blue Steel” was in the normal arsenal of looks along with “Le Tigre”, which, as we all know is a softer look, more fitting for catalogs. “Magnum” is the beast that has never been let out of it’s cage.
I love that movie so much that it will likely be read at my ugoogley.
Let go mah Eggo!
marty mcfly tehn gathurs courage adn BAM that ebilmoron Biff iz out Cold! Yay!
the space tyme continunom is restored
temporarilee….Georj McFly haz to get himz courage too.
Yay! Bak 2 da Fewchur ref!! U wins DeLorean hehehe
o goodie!!! Plz 2 gibb me a Grean one–won dat runs on garbidge!
i can has mr fusion?
Wut happins in da fite club STAYZ in da fite club. GOTTIT??
Mebbe panther iz secund tuday?? Wut kind of danse shud we do?
Dis habs alwais been an alwais will b
mah corner ov teh couch.
Unnerstand???
And dunchew eat any mor of my cookies, capice?
adn awl teh hero kittehs is teh oranj wuns. dey only poysun to teh bad guyz.
Great Scott!! wutz did doin here down at teh bottoms? sposed to go up wif my bak to teh fyotyure scenario.
letz see if it transportorizes bak to teh rite spot in teh fyooture…
Dat’s Heavy
doc mutters to self “wut is this preyokupashun wif wait in teh fyooture?”
Amen to that!
1!
2!
3!
Yur Nooooooooooooo Cheezburger Wresssslllliinnnnnnnnnn Champeeeeeeeeeeeen!! El Gato Loco!!!
El Gato Loco! Bwahahahaha!
um…izzent dat ebry kitteh’z tydul?
OK, nao dat I no zactly hao beeg ur neck iz,
I can get u dat diamond studded collar u hab alwais wanted.
Thanks for trying to make this one a little more pleasant.
wut R YEW lookin’ at, d00d?
I feel like I just stepped into the wolrd of the skulls n’ bones.
Raep?
If so, him dooin it wrong, hmmmm?
iz diz teh guy who took daughter out an didnt bring her bak at 11 gettin beatun by teh dad?
let dis be a lesson to u!
Ah! Nao I cans has pees uv mynd. I thoughts it wus sumfing horrible n coud nut deside wetter 2 gib 5 fur gr8 capshun or gib 1 for frigh– freight— fgright— maeking me skeery! I gibs 5 nao that I noes is just dad gibbin a hard tyem 2 a d00d who didnt lissen 2 good. Alwys respekt daddees uv teh gurlees!
(I haz 3 gurlees maiself, altho I nut teir daddee, I iz their mommee)
Gah!
Yu beatz me too it.
Well, the kid DID have fair warning!
(shrug)
“step awai frum teh calico”
and keep yer pawseses wheres we kin see’em, pal
I no lik dis one.
why it is jest a inservice on how to check kitteh pulse afore innish….initit…startin CPR cumpreshums
needer duz Ms. Cally Coe.
Are you deaf, McFly?
think McFly, think!
itz mai faverit soap “az teh whirled twirles”
I wanna see wut happenz nex when Ms. Calico appliez dem pointy fangs to heem! Seh gonna hert him gud for dis!
Eveel Kitteh…..Eets ur sole.
gumshoes !!! Pleh!!!
on sekond thot, eye’ll juss eet yore cheezburglers.
Purrfect capshun as is.
eew – chanj da channel
Do Not Want. Dis make me umcomfortabull.
Mobcat is collectin’ teh vigs
Poor kitteh!
Do. Not. Want.
I have been moved to tears, laughter, deep consideration, etc. by various kitty pitchers here.
But I have never, ever been skared by one.
Till now.
LOL!
Cujo kittah iz pozzesed
rawr
do want -_-
Let Tinkrbellz out dere rite nao!!!111!!
courtesy ov zee Queen
KITTY RAEP KITTY
Oh noes!
Iz mah zippyCat!
Shez been boddered by teh kitehn 1 pawnce 2 mahny!
Porr liddul kitehn.
Iz wihl b valyoo-able lesun.
I commend you all for keeping your minds out of the gutter…
I is not so lucky.
cosa nostra cat izunt pleezd by ur presenz
Dis kitteh neds 2 no: NO MEENZ NO!
No more creepeh rapist kittehs, plz. KTHXBYE.
Dis pichure make me smyal
< tis masokist…
dey shuld make moar evil kittehs
dey be knew ichc trend
lolrus ceiling kitteh and evil kittehs
DO WANT MOAR EVIL KITTEHS
Haha! Back to the Future quote. I love it! ^^
Wher will teh bodeez goe? oh noes! killah kitteh did not fink thrw propleh!
Isn’t this quote from Fallout 2?
wow this is hilarious
THIS ONE IS ALWSOME BEST I EVER SEEN FITS MY LIFE TO A TEE
THE BEST EVER
definatly the BEST one!!!
Y’all has srsly gud skils!
I still think this is probably the best lolcat evar.
I laugh every time I see it.
it concerns me u bad bad evil kitteh