Comments on: let me splains dis to u one more times

By: funguy

funguy — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:52:02 +0000

hilarious

By: cielingcatbilivr

cielingcatbilivr — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 07:43:58 +0000

sry no i kilz her an puts her on te hiway

By: Justin

Justin — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:17:05 +0000

You can has the case, deal or no deal?

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:59:20 +0000

oohs, i finely got dis- Miss Souf Caroliynah, rite?

By: Miss Dawn

Miss Dawn — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 19:52:27 +0000

Dear Ceiling Cat, Plz to be furgibbin mai sins. I are sorry fur skratchin the goggie’s nose (eben doh he deservded it), eatin teh houseplants, drinkin the hooman behbeh’s milk, knockin ober mommeh’s Ming vase…

By: Miss Dawn

Miss Dawn — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 19:50:12 +0000

German lolspeek! I lurves it!

By: SarahD

SarahD — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:17:17 +0000

Meh, nawt reelly. I is tyrd of teh wedding planeng alreddy. Too muchs yelling.

By: jpet

jpet — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:55:24 +0000

Alwais! Yoo?

By: Teho

Teho — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:41:34 +0000

ur teh sykee wut olly jist, naow?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:24:32 +0000

Excellent!!

By: queenkitteh

queenkitteh — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:57:33 +0000

You can has ChzFreud?

By: queenkitteh

queenkitteh — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:55:13 +0000

I tink vee can helpf ju, joost layz doun on zee coushe und tels me ol oof joor troobvles, jah? Don be fraidz! Vee ist und psykittehologist.

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:37:14 +0000

defyne ‘honorabul.’

aize nawt gettin trippd bai yer liars ol-man.

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:35:06 +0000

ai wantz teh phaser pistel…

foar mai mom to go wif hers ork-hed huntin troeffy, an teh rest uv hers phasers…

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:30:48 +0000

onlie 30? yu is nawt tryin Dadcat…

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:28:34 +0000

taht is teh funneh! (and ai is teh mormon, fyi),

wanna see mai horns?
too bad- theyz holdin mai halo up!

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:17:57 +0000

sadlee, mai daddeh never had to do teh curfew tawlk- teh boyzes wud kthnxbai wen tehy sawed me.

oar twenee minnets layter wen ai started seein teh pixies an nomes…

iz awl gud tho- ai has a boifren naow! himz fambly met me an wuz ‘parrentlee shokkded to fynd a gurl so much lyke him. funneh thing- himz sistr-in-law set us up. bestest hafblynd dayt ever…

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:30:25 +0000

wunz, wehn ai wuz going awn vacashun, ai putted labelz awn ebbrething fur mai Mom. Werkz reelee well, akshullee.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:27:59 +0000

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:26:46 +0000

gayla – ai cannawt believ ai donut noe- shirlee yoo has sayed sumtime an ai haz just furgotted. Hao menee kittehs doo yoo hav – an whut ar they?? an their naymes???

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:16:45 +0000

an Kenya an Darfur an Pakistan an Afganistan an. . .

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:14:59 +0000

Oh, congratz to yoo, kittehlurve!! Verree nice indeed!

An ai luvs teh lindy. Iz wun ov teh danses taht I can akshullee do!!

so – ai a doing the lindy fur yoo, kittehlurve.

*danse, danse, danse, twerl twerl, danse, danse, danse* Whooo Hooooooooooo!

By: carosue

carosue — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:42:21 +0000

Pleh. Now Benson Arizona song iz stuk in mai heds.

By: I_dans_dans_dans

I_dans_dans_dans — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:33:54 +0000

Such as – South Afrikka- and the Iraak an’- such as- teh kittehs-such as..

By: SarahD

SarahD — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:27:55 +0000

O hai, jpet! I hopez u r hazzing a gud dae!

By: eden

eden — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:26:36 +0000

omglofl

By: Traci

Traci — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:37:52 +0000

Haha, the picture association worked out really well on this one! Those cats really do look alike!

(Sry for no lolspeek… I r lazy.)

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:33:19 +0000

How dis kitteh have sykik time-trabbel windoe into Tessie’s teenage datin years (sutch az dey were)? And how he noes mai dad?

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:26:47 +0000

Long tyme ago I haved boss who wuz teh pleh 4 so many reezons.

Frend said pikshur eevil boss on stage in Las Vegas…
in pink tootoo…
singing Feelings.

I stil kwitted job furst chanse I got, but dis helped.

By: gayla34

gayla34 — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:24:09 +0000

oh……mai kittehs go wit me — we are package deal! ;D)

By: yvi-kitteh

yvi-kitteh — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:03:12 +0000

yeah, my thoughts exactly!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:01:24 +0000

See-Nile? Der no ribbers heer laydee, whutchoo meen? Whar am I?

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:59:13 +0000

I lurvd Dark Star! Surfin into at-mouse-fear….

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:57:30 +0000

R big reemot problum heer is we has abowt 8 uv dem! Dis wun turns awn tv an wurks da caybull. Dis wun wurks da dvd playur, dis wun fur da VCR, dis wun da TV main remote. Dis wun fur da laserdisc player (yes, it wurks, an yes, we yooz it!). Dis remote shaypd liek a phaser pistlol, haha. O, heerz da wun fur da borkt VCR…. Nao in da bedroom we has…. etc etc

Sumtiemz hubbee tayks reglar reemot into uvver room. Sigh. R it goze into cowch cooshuns. Sigh…

An dey’r awl blak. Sigh.

By: Kandyn

Kandyn — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:49:29 +0000

Lolz!! you sed Naga an I finkd uv WoW. dey’s wun uv da origunul munsters in da gaym. Mebbe aye needz to stop wif da wowcrack…

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:43:48 +0000

Yesh pleez, do leev her lone!!!

Funnee, I made a LJ entree awn dis hole ting aftur watchin da nooz bowt it da uvver day:

jinx-of-2ndlaw.livejournal.com/

(Keerful, sum entreez is NC-17!!! Iz ma angree blawg…)

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:38:17 +0000

Noze runs, feets smells…. I tink I bilt upsyde downs…

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:36:01 +0000

Da onlee reezun da nipmowsee remaynd in hims paws wuz it had bin NAYLD der!!!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:31:58 +0000

But duzzint da cowch popcat aginst da rest uv room?

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:30:48 +0000

purtee much…

By: chaospixie

chaospixie — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:30:29 +0000

Dis bees mah Daddykitteh.

By: yippee!!!

yippee!!! — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:46:07 +0000

“only teh running knows…”

By: yippee!!!

yippee!!! — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:45:18 +0000

well, no, eye guess he culd be “preying” iffn heez a preditor, even, as long as there is a prey to prey on.

By: philene

philene — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:43:37 +0000

iz divine intervenshin?

By: yippee!!!

yippee!!! — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:42:16 +0000

it had a flavur….pleh!!!

By: yippee!!!

yippee!!! — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:41:25 +0000

dat’z rlly weerd, considering that heez a cat; shuldn’t he be “predit-ating?”

By: Miss Dawn

Miss Dawn — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:38:54 +0000

Romoew, joo maded me lol twice in wun thred!

By: Ceru

Ceru — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:15:33 +0000

Pynin fur the feeyords??
Wut sort of talk iz dat?

He iz an ex-kitteh!

By: shyrcat

shyrcat — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:09:40 +0000

cwap on! cwap Off!!

Wai this nao wurk?

Wurk fur teh crazee ol laddy ona TV

Wait….hoose howse is thios?

By: mimzoid

mimzoid — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:08:13 +0000

*snert*

must kleen up – tee all obers puter now!!!