let me splains dis to u one more times
u haz my daughter home by 11…klear?
Yes sir! (But Badboy kitteh will takes ur dauter to partay…)
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n no kissin!
Congratulations Kittehlurve!
tankee! duznt happn so offen. depens on hoo werdpress lieks taht day wen 5 or 6 peeps post at saem tiem.
No kissin or els i takez ur hrblz!
Dadcat lays down teh law!
How dis kitteh have sykik time-trabbel windoe into Tessie’s teenage datin years (sutch az dey were)? And how he noes mai dad?
congratumicayshuns on nawt-second!
but no one is performing a danse yet
iz everybuddy wayting for mornin caffeen to kick in?
maybe a waltz, purrformed to teh theme of “Da Godfather”?
Kittehlurve!! Yay! Mind if I doo a little dants too “Wake up, little Suzy” ?
ooo yessss!! likes yur danse toon better!
mebbe letz do the lindy?
evrybuddy on teh danse florr plz!
danse all u wants!
Oh, congratz to yoo, kittehlurve!! Verree nice indeed!
An ai luvs teh lindy. Iz wun ov teh danses taht I can akshullee do!!
so - ai a doing the lindy fur yoo, kittehlurve.
*danse, danse, danse, twerl twerl, danse, danse, danse* Whooo Hooooooooooo!
Pray for Peace - or for food.
We kan haz whirild peas? Achsullee, naw, maek daht cheezbrgrz & unyun ringz!
An curly freyze. An a cold Tree Frog Beer. An chawklit cake. An … well, now dat ai finks on it, mebbe some whirlid peas wud be good too. Yep, we can uses taht. Ktnxbai.
Such as - South Afrikka- and the Iraak an’- such as- teh kittehs-such as..
an Kenya an Darfur an Pakistan an Afganistan an. . .
oohs, i finely got dis- Miss Souf Caroliynah, rite?
I has a shotgun an I aint afraid of goin bak to jail…
in Soviet Russia…….
jail goes to you?
purtee much…
Dis bees mah Daddykitteh.
Teal leather couch? *snerk*
Dekorator Kitteh sez:
Lemme splains to u, DIS is ecksample of NonIronic Plaecement of Uglee Cowch. Donnot do dis aggenz, k?
…An pleez to repaynt teh wallz.
But duzzint da cowch popcat aginst da rest uv room?
ai amemberz da erlee 80’s flooreedah peech-n-teel kulur combos - verree beechee.
Is not lethur. Is naugahyde. From teh endanjurred Naugabeest of Suthern Naugland.
Since teh Nagas r nao endangered, teh industree habs turned to teh Pleh animals dat still exsist in large numbers.
Captive breeding programs of the Pleh hab been so suxcessful dat hunting of wild Pleh is selldumb dun ennymoar.
Plehleather is juss az durable as leather an nagahyde, but wifowt teh environmental and social concerns. Bee responsible - buy Plehleather.
WIN!! But Ai tink Ai’ll stik wit fabrik uphols… uphold… covering on the cowtch.
Lolz!! you sed Naga an I finkd uv WoW. dey’s wun uv da origunul munsters in da gaym. Mebbe aye needz to stop wif da wowcrack…
Hey, dere, now, snerky!
I thot was raddur prettee! In fact, I thought the color of the wall was an unusual compliment (rust and teal) and was admiring it!
tahts wut I thot too. compliment cullers.
I liek teal, too. Teal fur tew…
Izn’t teh moss important fing, iz that teh couch compliments teh kitteh?
Couch: Mai kitteh, ur luking fetching tonite.
Kitteh: .
Kittehs doan speek to fings beneef dem.
Romoew, joo maded me lol twice in wun thred!
evr esspeereeyense teh poyntee endz, jimmee?
an doan call me jimmieee!!
hmm……..Shirley that was right?
It wuz rite…an stop callin me Shirley!!
ai iz allus rite , an stop cawlin me Shirley
Ohhh salleh…obveeuslee teh grate minds tink alike, no?
**nods head sagely and winks**
OK abracadarbracat…….now we has to link up r liddled pinkies an say at teh saem tiyme.
“neeeduls, pins, tripleuts ( ao s*** , ai cantz memberz teh nex werd !
“when a man marries,hiz trubbulz beginz”
well…..teh paphoooey !!! !iz been wai too miny yeerz sinse my kitnhood, an ai fine ai onli memberz partz ov fingz….
ai noes der iz sumfing ur suppoeded to sai when u sai teh saewm fing at wunce….
aniwun member wat it iz ???
Um…I allways seys, “Jinx!! Buy me a Coke!”
Or other standard caramel-colored, carbonated beverage if copyrite infringements are an issue theez daiz…..
growin up taht wuz “Tabs on Coke”.
oar “pinsh, poak, yoo owz me a coak”
Us sez (caws we doan liek Coke) “Creem of Sodah!”
I am ode menny menny Creems of Sodah bai now.
4th wrd is “Twinz”?
Wwen we wuz kittihz we sed:
“What goes up the chimnee? …Smoke.
What comes down the chimnee? Santa.
I wish I wish I wish this wish will nebber be broken!
den you boath pulls and whozever little finger dunt leggo, gets teh wish.
awww warm fuzzies……..loves it :D)
ai bettz teh missin’ werd iz “twinz”. jus cuz it rymzez.
twinz.
needlz, pinz, tribblets, twinz.
ceiling cat on hai, pls helps mai mommeh wins teh lottery.
And Ceiling Cat said: meets me hafway, u gets mommeh buys ticket pls. kthabai
ob corss!
I haz her home, dun wowy
Eevil Mastermynd cat eez Eevil mastermind-ing….
ai b’leeve itz spellud “mastermyndering”. jus eff-wy-ai.
givz me remowt an nowun getz hert.
Moderator kitteh asking queshuns in the presidenshul debatez?
So is true that Uz and your sidekick kittehs is going around spreading rumors about orinj ones being poizon?
Ifz it tu pleez teh cort, we haz teh prufe riet heer …
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*GASP*
But does we knos fur sure the kitteh is dead, I sayz is just napping.
He’z ded, Jim.
this kitteh is deceased!
he is no moar!
Hees pynin fur teh feeyords
he has gorn to meet his maeker
Pynin fur the feeyords??
Wut sort of talk iz dat?
He iz an ex-kitteh!
Da onlee reezun da nipmowsee remaynd in hims paws wuz it had bin NAYLD der!!!