The Law of Grabbity
I sees it, I grabs it
All kittehs must obey dis law, even at teh early ages.
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Energy = kitteh squared
Grabbitational pull be irresistible.
Definition of sun: it has mass (like kitteh). It emits light (light a golden orange kitteh, as clearly demonstrated in this photo). It has grabbitational pull.
Ergo, Brightest things in life are golden orange kittehs.
Libbing fur ICHC – I duz it!
Brightest fings in wife are KYUTE golden orange kittehs. Yew furrgetted the kyute.
Der is nother kynd of orange kitteh?
eye want won!
I wantz dem boff, but is dis da white kitteh dat da marmi kitteh were stuffin inna box two pix ago? R dis a rebenge grab?
I wantz dem boff to, I don’t tink thees da white kitteh from the box pic. L
Do U think the White Lord of Darkness has escaped his Chamber of Eternity, and klings on to Golden Orange Hero kitteh’s tail, as Hero Kitteh climbs upwards from the darkened pit Into The Light?????
The sequel begins!
Wii shud zing de grabity song:
Reeng arone de rosey
Poket ful ob pozeyz
Aches, aches
ALL FALL DOWN!
Congrats to CH ho muss lib fur ICHC She b de altime an foreber champeen ob fursty.
(add 2 teh aches)
oww-chess, oww-chess,
eye falled down!
can yu git up?
LOL, I teecht dis sawng to ma goggee, Gus. (He wood ‘down’ awn command)
We walk in sirkull, I sing da sawng. Den – ‘we awl fall DOWN!’
An Gus wood drop liek a stone an roll onto bak fur bellee scritches, tung hangin owt an grinnin liek a sillee pup.
Kids LURVD him so much, an wood play fur owrs wif him!
No, no kitteh, teh orinje wuns…
…R POYSIN!!!!!
Ai traied tu reesis. Ai fail.
Bofe dese kittehs maek law of grabbity on mai hart.
Rezisstins iz fyootil.
Wai teh bell not rinngin?
Ai pullls harrder!
*heeeeeeeeeeeeve*
yes, ai’d lyke some coffe and a danish please.
yes, ai’d lyke some coffe and a danish please.
huh? ai swears ai onlee wroted that post wunce, whut yu up tu wordpress?
Is a ript n da cheez/wurdprez continulum.
2 dainishes 2 coffees comin up. $25 please.
ail taek teh eckstra dainish anna cawfee… iz snakkietaim!
Yoo mus be at Starbux.
akshooly ai ees een mai skhool laiberry
(shhh, no tell)
well, dat’s ok, gc, sum ob us iz hard-ob-hereing an so U has 2 say stuff twicest!
LOL, dat why dem sinez say
“Live Live Live
Nude Nude Nude
Girls Girls Girls”
Yoo gotta say sumpin 3 tiems befoar mens will eben notice whut yoo sayin!
gud poynt, oaj, but apparently maybe yU onlee has 2 say fud twicest–”pizza, pizza”. whutz up wiff dat?
ai always tawt eet wus piec-a-pizza.
but tahts juss meh
is layk grabbity
it does nawt speek
but nundeless
kommands attenshun
dats wat aye finks
Sherpa kitteh helps the Climber kitteh scale treacherous Mount Sofa
look, no safety net…
RIP Edmund Hilary
Your tail, it haz a flavor
Law of Grabbity – 1b:
Sumtings dat git grabbed will grab bak!
Teh Law ob Grabbity 1c;
Teh wun dat did teh grabbin will soon be esspe… expee… expear… gettin teh rath of teh pointee enz.
:thud: Ow! Kitteh fald awn meh!!!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Teh poyntee endz, dey haz meh!!!
Law uv grabbitee haz kawnsikwnsez.
4 ebbery akshun dere’s an equill an oppossite ree-aktion…
lawz of fissiks, Jim, cant change ‘em, srry, kthxby…
grabbity.
Naught jus a pain in teh @$$, it teh lawz
Non-gratuitous use of ironic sofa detected?
What is is with teal sofas? Two in one day. Pleh!
No, tahts a forrest green plad flannell futon cuver. cumfees furr teh naps.
green pleh-d flannul, yoo say?
At leese it not be teh Naugahyde or teh Pleh-ther.
Thas troo. I fink i can has be traumati… treematoo… scareded bai teh teel sofas: i jus got rid ov our old wun frum teh livin room.
So now u know where it went tooo!!!!!! ICHC ‘borrowed’ it
“Pleh-ther” lolz…purrfeckt
the problem of the tail seems to feet nicely into the string theory
This not only appliez to fur-babez — I mediately fought of mah 5 y/o skin child! He cannot — resist — handling — ANYFING!
Fishin kitteh catched sumpfin he didnt espekt…
Why, this bell-rope is a dummy! And the ventilator adjacent to it also looks quite… um, modern.
(snikr)
(chortell)
Teh Specckled Bannd – Sheerluck Holmes, FTW, Teho.
Ai are beeg fan of tehse stawries.
Di yew guise in Americkay ebber see teh Sheerluck Holmes wif Jerereremee Brett in teh leed rowll?
Tehy are fantabulous and filled wif berry mush win!
yus. in fact we has teh BBC DVDs at hoem. por Mr. Brett.
btw I liekd bofe Watsunz but Watsun #2 wus teh bestist evar.
(btw, we can has teh buks too)
Yes I haz seen themz and I haz read all the storiez too.
Full of win and awsome
Oh yesss, Jererermee Brett iz vera gud as Sheerluck. N ez on da eyez 2.
Livin’close the home of the Baskervilles, it’s as well we arn’t talking goggies – DOWN BOY!!!!!
What???? Paul?? Yoo ar frum teenietineeeIngerland as well???
An – if so – wai haz yoo never sayed so befoar?????
yesh, lurves teh Sherlock
n dis spekkled band is jus as poynty-ended az teh wun in de storee. jus floofier.
ands POYZUNUS!!
Teh spekuld band!
sowee – Dint see dat all teh peeps awredde noo dat.
Gotta reed moar commints befoar I comentz necks tym.
Teho wunz sayed taht he alwaiz starts frum teh bottom – tehn, ai guess, he duzzn’t hav this problem??
HALP!! poolz me up, purrrleaze! the floor is lava!
iz a fire-swamp!!! full ob fire-proof R.O.U.S.’s——halp!!!!!!!
PB FTW!!!!
come pull mai tail..
Oh no kitteh ah will not do dat – us haz fooled me wun 2 many tiems wif dat wun. stop smiling at me
I think the law of grabbity works on unsuspecting ankles in the early hours of the morning before coffee has even been brewed. Maybe this is just my kitteh’s way of giving me a jolt without the bothersome side effects of caffeine. Maybe I should be grateful.
Maybe kitteh should be glad he is very quick and I am very generous to give him kibbles and gooshy food regardless.
It werks dat wey heer tu, lg! (go mownteneers, bai teh wey…)
Mai kitteh duz a numbur on mai ankles, but he don’t just do it inna morninks. It is a enny time of dai think wif him.
And he lieks tu biet mai caffs, tu. Sneeky guy!
Mah poor noes has strong grabbitational field, specially when I’z sleeping an fud dish is emty.
Mai tern in suni spot!
kittehs demunstratign golden rool
Do unto others before they do unto you?
do unto udders then split?
ees taht teh king james versun oar teh jesse james versun?
1 gud tail puhl dservez anudder?
he hoo is golden roolz?
wat goez ahrownd, koms ahrownd
Teh wite kitteh from yesterday’s “Wrong Color” pic waits patiently for years then one day sees an opportunity to wreak his ree-wen-gay!
naow ware has ai herd teh wurd “re-wen-gay” befoar?
muss tink.
mabey iz liek ESS-COPPAY?
Frawm Blakadder wehn Blakadder an Melchett is imprisund bai teh ebil Germin Master Awf Desgyse wivva funny acksent (playd by Hugh Laurie hoo is nao pretendin to be Amerkun in “Hows” but we awl nose he is wun of us rly). He ses he will get his ree-wen-gay.
Is dat wut u wus tinkin awf, LCB?
If so, mai ai just add…
Baaaaa……”Flossy!”
Yes, SJ! U is a winnah!
U have winned a all-expenses payed crooze wif Captain Readbeard Rum to teh Noo Werld! BYOU.
(Parenthetically, about Hugh Laurie: When I first seed a promo for House the face was familiar but I coudn’t for teh life of me place him. His eyes are so different as house — somebuddy is home, whereas his George characters in BA are utter iddiots. Also- his Merkin accent is very good. Every once in a great while he will pronounce a single word in just teh rong way but otherwise he’s spot-on.)
Oh, it’s a scythe!
Heyyy lcb! This was bein mai immideeat impresshun 2. But ai thot “Bettah chek, coz if I posts an sumwum els has areddi sed it , ai luk so stoopy.” (aw gee that’ll maek a change – nawt)
Appresiashun! an tunafishies! I wud say GMTA, but joor M iz mor G than myn.
Oh, anny, u is pretty G urself. I checked for this commint also befoar posting. Then I worried that it tooked me so long to rite that someone else would still post it befoar me.
U knoes, like when u is waiting for a portant phone call and teh phone duzzent ring and duzzent ring, so u pick it up to lissen to teh dial tone to makes sure teh phone isn’t borked. But as soon as u do, u think, “O noes! What if they is calling RITE NOW?” and u hang up kwickly.
What was teh question again?
Nao I haef hungre…:(
Mah brudder is takin all de sunbeem
I better go gets it bak!
U 2 behayve or Ill turn tis car aroun an we not go to cheezburger faktree }:-(
ur tail.
i has it.
ding dong!
no no, dis bel rowp iz dummeh!
wite kitteh obays teh lawz ob grabakittey…
Oh… my… GOD!!! I haven’t laughed that long and hard for a while!! This is a great one!!
(Good job, captioners – keep it up!!)
Jyoolyet, Jyoolyet, thro down your tail!!!
oops kitteh meant to say Rapunzul!!!
Kitteh knoez nawt 2,
but no canz reezisst t3h urjj
2 habz sum misschiff
Wyte Kitteh, himz nayme
Kwozzeemoado. Pullz down awn
tayl 2 reengz t3h bellz
Bayjj andz wyte Kitteh
forgetz lawz ubz Grabbittee.
Woant foargetz agenn!
Jack.
Makavitee, Makavitee, derz no wun liek Makavitee
Hims browkin evry yoomin law, him braekz teh law ob grabbity…
The grate TS Elliot FTW!
LOL! Kitteh has immense grabbitational pull!
Gravitational time dilation, where Rs is not Schwarzschild Radius, but actually a measure of “REALLY SPARKLY”?
tau = t sqrt(1 – Rs/r)
Very interesting…