The Law of Grabbity
I sees it, I grabs it
All kittehs must obey dis law, even at teh early ages.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Chris and Shawna
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Energy = kitteh squared
Grabbitational pull be irresistible.
Definition of sun: it has mass (like kitteh). It emits light (light a golden orange kitteh, as clearly demonstrated in this photo). It has grabbitational pull.
Ergo, Brightest things in life are golden orange kittehs.
Libbing fur ICHC - I duz it!
Brightest fings in wife are KYUTE golden orange kittehs. Yew furrgetted the kyute.
Der is nother kynd of orange kitteh?
eye want won!
I wantz dem boff, but is dis da white kitteh dat da marmi kitteh were stuffin inna box two pix ago? R dis a rebenge grab?
Do U think the White Lord of Darkness has escaped his Chamber of Eternity, and klings on to Golden Orange Hero kitteh’s tail, as Hero Kitteh climbs upwards from the darkened pit Into The Light?????
The sequel begins!
Wii shud zing de grabity song:
Reeng arone de rosey
Poket ful ob pozeyz
Aches, aches
ALL FALL DOWN!
Congrats to CH ho muss lib fur ICHC She b de altime an foreber champeen ob fursty.
(add 2 teh aches)
oww-chess, oww-chess,
eye falled down!
can yu git up?
LOL, I teecht dis sawng to ma goggee, Gus. (He wood ‘down’ awn command)
We walk in sirkull, I sing da sawng. Den - ‘we awl fall DOWN!’
An Gus wood drop liek a stone an roll onto bak fur bellee scritches, tung hangin owt an grinnin liek a sillee pup.
Kids LURVD him so much, an wood play fur owrs wif him!
No, no kitteh, teh orinje wuns…
…R POYSIN!!!!!
Ai traied tu reesis. Ai fail.
Bofe dese kittehs maek law of grabbity on mai hart.
Rezisstins iz fyootil.
Wai teh bell not rinngin?
Ai pullls harrder!
*heeeeeeeeeeeeve*
yes, ai’d lyke some coffe and a danish please.
yes, ai’d lyke some coffe and a danish please.
huh? ai swears ai onlee wroted that post wunce, whut yu up tu wordpress?
Is a ript n da cheez/wurdprez continulum.
2 dainishes 2 coffees comin up. $25 please.
ail taek teh eckstra dainish anna cawfee… iz snakkietaim!
Yoo mus be at Starbux.
akshooly ai ees een mai skhool laiberry
(shhh, no tell)
well, dat’s ok, gc, sum ob us iz hard-ob-hereing an so U has 2 say stuff twicest!
LOL, dat why dem sinez say
“Live Live Live
Nude Nude Nude
Girls Girls Girls”
Yoo gotta say sumpin 3 tiems befoar mens will eben notice whut yoo sayin!
gud poynt, oaj, but apparently maybe yU onlee has 2 say fud twicest–”pizza, pizza”. whutz up wiff dat?
ai always tawt eet wus piec-a-pizza.
but tahts juss meh
is layk grabbity
it does nawt speek
but nundeless
kommands attenshun
dats wat aye finks
Sherpa kitteh helps the Climber kitteh scale treacherous Mount Sofa
look, no safety net…
RIP Edmund Hilary
Your tail, it haz a flavor
Law of Grabbity - 1b:
Sumtings dat git grabbed will grab bak!
Teh Law ob Grabbity 1c;
Teh wun dat did teh grabbin will soon be esspe… expee… expear… gettin teh rath of teh pointee enz.
:thud: Ow! Kitteh fald awn meh!!!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Teh poyntee endz, dey haz meh!!!
Law uv grabbitee haz kawnsikwnsez.
4 ebbery akshun dere’s an equill an oppossite ree-aktion…
lawz of fissiks, Jim, cant change ‘em, srry, kthxby…
grabbity.
Naught jus a pain in teh @$$, it teh lawz
Non-gratuitous use of ironic sofa detected?
What is is with teal sofas? Two in one day. Pleh!
No, tahts a forrest green plad flannell futon cuver. cumfees furr teh naps.
green pleh-d flannul, yoo say?
At leese it not be teh Naugahyde or teh Pleh-ther.
Thas troo. I fink i can has be traumati… treematoo… scareded bai teh teel sofas: i jus got rid ov our old wun frum teh livin room.
So now u know where it went tooo!!!!!! ICHC ‘borrowed’ it
“Pleh-ther” lolz…purrfeckt
the problem of the tail seems to feet nicely into the string theory
This not only appliez to fur-babez — I mediately fought of mah 5 y/o skin child! He cannot — resist — handling — ANYFING!
Fishin kitteh catched sumpfin he didnt espekt…
Why, this bell-rope is a dummy! And the ventilator adjacent to it also looks quite… um, modern.
(snikr)
(chortell)
Teh Specckled Bannd - Sheerluck Holmes, FTW, Teho.
Ai are beeg fan of tehse stawries.
Di yew guise in Americkay ebber see teh Sheerluck Holmes wif Jerereremee Brett in teh leed rowll?
Tehy are fantabulous and filled wif berry mush win!
yus. in fact we has teh BBC DVDs at hoem. por Mr. Brett.
btw I liekd bofe Watsunz but Watsun #2 wus teh bestist evar.
(btw, we can has teh buks too)
Yes I haz seen themz and I haz read all the storiez too.
Full of win and awsome
Oh yesss, Jererermee Brett iz vera gud as Sheerluck. N ez on da eyez 2.
Livin’close the home of the Baskervilles, it’s as well we arn’t talking goggies - DOWN BOY!!!!!
What???? Paul?? Yoo ar frum teenietineeeIngerland as well???
An - if so - wai haz yoo never sayed so befoar?????
yesh, lurves teh Sherlock
n dis spekkled band is jus as poynty-ended az teh wun in de storee. jus floofier.
ands POYZUNUS!!
Teh spekuld band!
sowee - Dint see dat all teh peeps awredde noo dat.
Gotta reed moar commints befoar I comentz necks tym.