i big scary monster
raaaar!
u’ve been readin’ too many scarry storys…
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: chris
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
bud whut ai akshooly meen es . . . hug?
Yaaaayyyeeee gascat!!! Yoo did it!!! Yoo did it!!
Ai am so happee fur yoo - an yur grate commint in teh moment ov eggstreem. . .OMG, OMG!!!
Ai’m hippitee hopping down below to joyne Astatrid in the Monster Mash ov Joi!!!
DARN!!!! OK - ai will doo menee fur yoo.
wail, yu gawt teh bit about teh OMG, OMG, moment rite, teh kommint akshooly came tu me as ai wus waytin fur teh payge tu lode. calm under fyre, ai tink nawt. ai wuz reely skeered taht wurdpress wuld be up tu eets aowld triks an spit bak sumwun elses kommint
in case you haven’t noticed, ai m eggsited, ai kin barely type LOLspeak,
another way tu tell is becuz ahm rambling, ai shuts up naow.
congratumifcayshus on nawt-seconds!!!!
n out-smarting wurdpress!!!!
we duz teh mash, teh monster mash
…an i noe JUSS hoo wee shud sic teh scarree monsturr on…. *looks arown furr a surrtin stoopee bad reevyoo gibbun soopurvissur*
NOW I’m reddee too dants!
Yay furr momcat!
fank u Kafleen-
I liks dat! I haz idear- I taks big scari monster ta skool n says to my snoopervisior ” u retracts ur statements n DEH da monster will retract da sharp, pointy ends! Nawt before!
momcat
congrats awn nawt-second.
the monster mash
is bein danzed
eet cot on in a flash!
it wuz a grabeyard smash
Bai a wyld koinsidins, mai raydeo is playein teh Monstur Mash, an wull be doin Blokbustur neckst.
Danger! Danger Will Robison! Dis a supersplotch alert! Iz gonna……….Aawwww! CCC emergency!
but ub course u canz hab hug! I noes uz jus foolin wif da pointi endz!
{{{{{{gascat}}}}}}
concatuslations Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!’
Lewis Carroll bedda atz loling den me…..
uz still floatn awn da ceiling twonight- iz ok, I ties string to yur paw n ties it two yur bed so yuz no floaty awai in da nite!
momcat
i knew u culd do it - i iz so proud, now mai tuurn next k? *glare*
Hallowwen not here yet kitty
wif dat kitteh, Halloween can be ebery day…
secksy kitteh!
Skayree: ur doin it rong.
iz too mush skayree.. must *giggle* run awai!1!!1! I so scaird..
http://www.happylolday.com
Kitn upreesheyatez u playin ulawng.
Oh noes! Iz teh skary montsta [g]! Saves me, stripey kitteh! I will hide from teh skary montsta by hidin mai fayse in teh floofy belleh [snorgle]
mai turn!
ai duzn’t splort very offtin… but dis kitteh- waellll… letz jus say ai wuz blown aweiy.
*snerk*
dis remyndz me uv wen mai neffyoo wuz abowt 3 yeerz old. we maykt masks owt uv paypur groshree bagz, wif drawringz on dem en holez fr owr eyez. Neffyoo mayd a skribblee drawring on hiz, en sed it wuz a “skayree bag-hed” mask. wen he puttid it on, he sed “RAAAAAR!! heeheeheeheehee” al gigglin acuz he skayrd teh grownupz. ebry tyme he kaym inna room wif teh bag mask on, he sed teh saym fing “RAAAAAR!! heeheeheeheehee” so nao iz fambly joek. “wut duz a cow say?” “moo” “wut duz a goggee say?” “woof” “wut duz a skayree bag-hed say?” “RAAAAR!! heeheeheeheeehee!”
I luv dat stori….can jest see teh free yeer old…stompin roun roaarin..an growed upz fayntin leff an rite….
onoes!!! kyoot story an skerry montsta iz teh dedly kombinayshun! jus a minnit wiel ai getz mai CHR… *SPLORT*
onoes!!! tuu layt!
*waipes braynes off keebord an skreen*
ennybody gotz enny choklit, pleez?
Diz kitteh IZ a skerry monsta — 1 luk & a 1000 heds all ober de ICHC go ****SPLORT****
Can-kit-ulations on yoar “not second” Gascat. Shood do teh Monstar Mash….
**stomp*stomp *stomp*stomp**
but in really teeeeeeny stomps as kitteh is sooooo bittty!
*pit*pat*pit*pat*
Mega-cute kitteh: “Resistance is Futile.”
Congratulations to Gascat; I dances with you.
mii, 2!!! I danses wiff y’all!! (an wif teh mega-cute pit-patting skary monsta kitteh, 2, ob coarse)…w00t, w00t, w00t!
Ai duz bellee-danse fur yoo!
Dis kitteh has so much kyoot mai hed splode spiet of waring rubber-hed-glub.
ooohhhhh!!! ah knos dat wun
I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin’, all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, “The Crypt-Kicker Five”
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac’s voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, “Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?”
It’s now the mash
It’s now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it’s a graveyard smash
It’s now the mash
It’s caught on in a flash
It’s now the mash
It’s now the monster mash
Now everything’s cool, Drac’s a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You’ll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
(okay, ai admits ai cheeted, ahm nawt THAT gud!)
Ai’s mashin wit joo, gascat! Congratumacashons. Gud to heer that agen.
*Teh cat crept in teh crypt, cr*pped an crept awt agen.*
ai wish ai cud heer tihs sawng besides just at halloween, ees such a gud sawng!
ah well, tehres always youtube.
RIP Bobby “Boris” Pickett who did the song, just died in ‘07.
Dis sawng alwais maiks meh smyles, cuz whin mai dawtter wuz a kid, shei sung et awn staig aht herz skule… awl drezd laik da madd signtist, wit hur harez awl krasey, en duh labbcote … she brotted da howse doun… so kyute… dat wuz meneee yeerz agowe.. sigh….. hers awl growdupp naow…
WOW! That was long!
Fuzzy belleh,,,,,pwetty stripes,,,WANT!!!
Hi nice peeps,I doesnt unnerstand how da votes on da comment werks. Enliten me, plz
neber fear! it’s akshooly nawt too hard wunce you get yused to it, do you see teh burger on teh side closest to teh number of votes? good, now then, click this burger to give a five-burger vote. each burger back is one less, fourth burger being a four-burger vote and so on and so forth. if you still don’t get it (i know i don’t explain well) then go to the FAQ I believe, if that’s not it, keep looking through teh help pages, I know I found an explanation somewhere.
best of luck to you and welcum to ICHC!!!
Hi Kayjoy. Welcome to ICHC.
Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller).
Roll your mouse over the vote burgers. The rating is from 1 (lowest) to 5 (highest). You may only vote once per computer (ever) for that item. But if you want to change your vote, from 3 to 4 for example, just do it. The site knows where/who you are and will change it.
OK?
Fanks GC. I gotted distrac… dustrik… a fone call in teh middul ov my replai.
Thank u, thank u Gascat an Maus!
o hai, Kayjoy, walkum tu ICHC! sumtimez werdpress getz awl stoopy — teh burgerz disappeerz, awr yur voat nawt sho up. sumtiemz yur kommint sho up oanly after mush lawng tiem (an after 37 peepz haz sayed teh saem fing).
thot ai wud menshun, jus in kayz yu haz enny trubble, taht werdpress r nawt reliba… relyb… it r stoopy. but nawt tu werry, the cheezfrenz awlwez unnarstandz
Thanx for teh explaination, how do you talk like that *that must be stupid to ask* But I’m curious how you all can talk like the same…
Maus - yoo ar by far ar best danser, ai am shur. Can yoo pleese doo sumthing spektacular fur gascat???? Ai noe it may nawt bee so eezy to danse wif just werds - but ai’ll bet yoo can doo it!!!
Sry gurl. I has to cuk teh dinner. But fank fur teh invit… unveet… um, offer.
yu danzes AND cuuks teh dinners? WOW! yu is mmmmazing…
I has a related quesjin. Maybe should wisprrr. [Whas da porpoise ub the burger votes? Iz dey like teh points dat don mean n-e-thing? oar iz dere a prize? wif de singing ub de nashnill anfem, like at teh limpics? or is jus fer us cheezfrenz? I noes dat I gets teh gud feelinks wen I gets the 5 burger votes, eben wifout da prize. so I gibs tehm out too.]
ok, nawt wihsperin any moar.
bye.
*whispurrs* Teh porposse doan meen enething eggsept hao much yoo lieks teh comment. Becuz, as yoo say, wee gets teh gud felinks.
Since we noes most everybuddee heer is doin his/hur best nawt to be stoopee - an too amews or enliten or encouraj teh fellow cheezpeeps, 5 burgerz ar usuallee given.
In teh case ov a troll oar a deilberatelee bad comment -well - they getz waht they asks fur.
In PeepulSpeak© (cuz its eezeur):
You vote on the comments (or not) because you think they are funny, or relevant to the original caption, or… whatever. There really are no rules, per se, but after a while, you’ll figure out what you like. You don’t have to vote on every (or any, for that matter) comments.
FYI. it’s considered “bad form” to vote for your own comments, but there’s nothing to stop you.
So.. have fun, make comments, and note how well the Cheese Friends vote your comments. It’s not a competition. It’s one of the bestest communities on the Interwebs.
Dammit Janet, I love you…
mee, too, Maus…
Teh cheezburgas are a wunnurfull theeng, I theenk. I think ub dem like littul hearts, sumtimes.
Lots ob 5 burger votes du mak de gut feelinz comes. Like any ting dat u come tu valu, deh
kan aslo gib de bad peelins. Ow burger votes hurt, bud hurtz mor wen nobuddy bofers to vote ohn ur commenz ad al. Ebereebuddy ebereewher neids lub.
O, dd….dat wuz wunnurfull…
(((dd))))
(cept…*looks arown* I’d raddur get no vote dan a wun burgur! Dats allwaz a yuck feelin! makes meh wisskurrs get bended…
Sumtiems wen u puts ur commint awn an oald pic, yu mite nawt get a brrger cuz ebberybuddy iz awn teh nu pics. So doan feal bad cuz u doan get brrgers, dd - we lubs awl teh cheezfrens!
eye wood like to add teh following:
1. congrats to gascat!!!! grate post, 2, akshually.
2. I agree wif kafleen–I hates 2 get 1-burger votes; makes me feel like peeps dislike me. No votes at all ushually meens dat peeps have moved on to teh noower pics.
3. ICHC is teh bestest–wii try 2 live up too teh wise motto: “be excellant to each other”. That, and it’s corrolary, “party on d00ds”, obcourse.
4. dammit, janet, Y doan chew jus say whatchew meen–know sense holding back yore feelings like that here; yore wiff yer cheezfrens hoo lubbs U!
No wun shud ebber, ebber feel bad wehn he/she getz teh wun burger. Iz as gud az alwayz a troll - teh uglee #9 Wunburgertroll.
Teh #9 troll also werks stellthilee - cums along wehn five burgerz alreddee given an maeks it luk liek 1 1/2 burgers.
Iz eesy to tell wehn this troll iz heer - so we can awnlee ignore him/her, as we can doo nuthing to stop him/her.
U know I iz onlee teezing, Janet, doan chew?
yes, deer kitkay - ai doo. yoo fur shur duz nawt haz wun meen bone in yur boddee!!
Ai uhgreez toetullee wif joo Kay. I want to hug him, an skweeze him, an naym him Jyorg!